00:03I don't know whether he's testing me or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control.
00:10But he keeps erasing the messages on my machine. Supposedly by accident.
00:16Oh, yeah, I've done that.
00:21And then, like, three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over
00:25the crossroad.
00:27I've never done that.
00:30All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister.
00:33I'm saying I see a difference.
00:35They're twins.
00:37I don't care.
00:38Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot.
00:42You know that thing when you and I talk to each other about things?
00:44Yeah.
00:45Let's not do that anymore.
00:47Hey, guys.
00:48Hey.
00:49Hey, Phoebs. Guess who we saw today?
00:51Oh, fun. Okay.
00:53Liam Neeson.
00:54No.
00:55Why aren't we safer?
00:55No.
00:56The woman who cuts my hair.
00:57Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
01:00Your sister, Ursula.
01:02Oh, really?
01:03Yeah, yeah. She works over at that place, uh...
01:05Riffs. Yeah, I know.
01:06Oh, you do? Because she said you guys haven't talked in, like, years.
01:09Mm-hmm. Yeah.
01:12So, um, is she fat?
01:16Not from where I was standing.
01:19Where were you standing?
01:23Um, Phoebs?
01:24So, you guys just don't get along?
01:27Mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know?
01:29I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know?
01:32And...
01:33Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it later that same day.
01:40But to my parents, by then, it was like, yeah, right, well, what else is new?
01:44Oh, Phoebs, I'm sorry. I've got to go. I've got Lamaze class.
01:48Oh, and I've got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in gym.
01:54So, is this just going to be you and Carol?
01:56No, Susan's going to be there, too.
01:58We've got dads, we've got lesbians, the whole parenting team.
02:03Well, isn't that going to be weird?
02:04No, no. I mean, it might have been at first, but by now, I think I'm pretty comfortable with the
02:08whole situation.
02:09Ross, that's my jacket.
02:10I know.
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