00:02Hey guys.
00:03Hey Gunther.
00:04Hi.
00:04I mean, you're going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
00:07Well, he's very charming.
00:09I know, he's too charming, but if you two start going out,
00:12then it's just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
00:14Well, you're just going to have to try.
00:17Joey, where are the Jell-O shots?
00:20I don't know. Chandler was supposed to be passing the room.
00:23Chandler!
00:25Hello Jell-O!
00:27Well, somebody's feeling bad.
00:30Stick out your tongue.
00:31Take off your shirt.
00:36Oh my God.
00:38How many of these did you have? These are pure vodka.
00:40Yeah, Jell-O just like Mom used to make it.
00:45The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
00:47Hi.
00:48Hi.
00:48So, I'm having lunch at Monica's and this guy starts talking to me
00:51and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdale's
00:53and there happens to be an opening in his department.
00:56So, I gave him my phone number and he's gonna call me this weekend
00:58to see if he can get me an interview.
01:00Well...
01:00I know!
01:02What, so this guy's helping you for no apparent reason?
01:04Uh-huh.
01:07And he's a total stranger?
01:09Yeah, his name is Mark something.
01:12Huh.
01:12Sounds like Mark something wants to have some sex.
01:16What?
01:17Well, I'm just saying.
01:19I mean, why else would he just, you know, swoop in out of nowhere for no reason?
01:23To be nice?
01:24Hey, Joey.
01:25Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
01:28No, only for sex.
01:32So, did you tell Mark something about me?
01:36I didn't have to because I was wearing my I Heart Ross sandwich board
01:40and ringing my bell.
01:43Joey!
01:45Happy birthday!
01:46Hey!
01:50Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
01:55How hammered are you?
01:56Huh?
01:56These are Joey's sisters.
01:58Hi, Joey's sisters!
01:59Hey!
02:00Hey!
02:01What are we drinking over here?
02:03Oh, well, I have vodka and cranberry juice.
02:06No kidding!
02:07That's exactly...
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