00:04No, no, no, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb
00:08to the tip of his index finger.
00:17That's ridiculous.
00:20Can I use either thumb?
00:23All right, don't tell me, don't tell me.
00:27Decaf cappuccino for Joey.
00:31Coffee black, latte, and a nice tea.
00:39I'm getting pretty good at this.
00:41Excellent.
00:43Good for me.
00:58You okay, Phoebe?
00:59Yeah, no, I'm just, it's not even worth it. It's my bank.
01:03What did they do to you?
01:04It's not, it's just, okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, statement.
01:09Easy.
01:12And there's 500 extra dollars in my account.
01:15Oh, Satan's minions at work again?
01:18Oh, yes, because now I have to go down there and deal with them.
01:22What are you talking about? Keep it.
01:24It's not mine. I didn't earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.
01:28Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.
01:33Okay, okay. Let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear with every
01:38step I took?
01:39Not mine, not mine, not mine.
01:42And even if I was happy, okay, and skipping, I'd hear, not, not mine, not mine.
01:48We're with you.
01:49You got it.
01:50Okay.
01:50Okay. I just, I'd never be able to enjoy it. It would be like this giant karmic debt.
01:55Taylor, what are you doing?
01:57Hey, what are you doing?
02:02Oh!
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