00:03Excuse me.
00:03Nuh-uh.
00:06Uh, is your name Chandler?
00:08Uh, yes, yes it is.
00:10Chandler Bing.
00:11Do you know me, or are you just really good at this game?
00:14I'm Susie Moss.
00:16Fourth grade, glasses.
00:18I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse.
00:22Susie Moss?
00:23Right, yeah, wow.
00:25No, you look great job growing up.
00:29It's nice to see you're not still wearing that denim cap with all the little mirrors on it.
00:33Oh, right, yeah, well I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.
00:37Remember the class play?
00:39You pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium's on my underpants.
00:45Yes, back then I used humor as a defense mechanism.
00:49Thank God I don't do that anymore.
00:55Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
00:57What, what, what?
00:58It's Jean-Claude Van Damme.
00:59I didn't know he was in this movie.
01:01He is so hot.
01:03You think?
01:04The muscles from Brussels.
01:06Wham Bam Van Damme.
01:07Did you see Time Cop?
01:09No.
01:09Was he any good in it?
01:10Rachel, he like totally changed time.
01:14Wow.
01:15So why don't you go talk to him?
01:16Oh, yeah.
01:18What?
01:18So you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute?
01:20What's the worst that could happen?
01:21He could hear me.
01:22Oh.
01:23Okay, I'm doing it for you.
01:25Oh, Rachel, don't, don't you dare.
01:26Don't.
01:26Don't.
01:28Tell him I cook.
01:30Excuse me.
01:31Hi.
01:32Hi.
01:33Um, this is gonna sound kinda goofy.
01:36But, um, my friend over there, who cooks, by the way, um, she thinks you're cute.
01:45You don't think I'm cute?
01:48I don't know, um, do you think you're cute?
01:54Okay, we're kinda getting off the track here.
01:55Um, I was supposed to come here and tell you my friend thinks you're cute.
01:59Sorry.
01:59Thanks, everyone.
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