00:02How about Mocklet Moose?
00:04It's not very Thanksgiving-y.
00:07And how about Pilgrim Mocklet Moose?
00:10What makes a Pilgrim?
00:11We'll put buckles on it.
00:14Hey.
00:15Hey.
00:16Hey.
00:16Did Ross call?
00:18No, I'm sorry.
00:20Why didn't he call?
00:22He's gonna stay with Julie, isn't he?
00:24He's gonna stay with her, and she's gonna be all,
00:26Hi, I'm Julie.
00:28Ross picked me.
00:28And we're gonna get married and have lots of kids
00:30and dig up stuff together.
00:34No offense, but that sounds nothing like her.
00:39I don't know what I'm gonna do.
00:40What am I gonna do?
00:41I mean, this is like a complete nightmare.
00:43Oh, I know.
00:44This must be so hard.
00:45Oh, no.
00:45Two women love me.
00:48They're both gorgeous and sexy.
00:50My wallet's too small for my 50s,
00:51and my diamond shoes are too tight.
00:55Hey, here's a thought, Ross.
00:56Don't touch a computer.
00:57Don't ever touch a computer.
01:00Ross, listen.
01:01I got two words for you.
01:03Threesome.
01:07Okay, all right.
01:08Look, let's get logical about this, okay?
01:09We'll make a list.
01:10Rachel and Julie, pros and cons.
01:13Oh.
01:14Oh.
01:16We'll put their names in bold with different fonts,
01:18and I can use different colors for each column.
01:21Can't we just use a pen?
01:23No, Amish boy.
01:26All right, let's start with the cons,
01:29because they're more fun.
01:30Rachel first.
01:32I don't know.
01:33I mean, all right, I guess you can say she's...
01:37She's a little spoiled sometimes.
01:40You could say that.
01:41No.
01:43I guess, you know, sometimes she's a little bitsy, you know?
01:47And I've seen her be a little too into her looks.
01:50Oh, and like, Julie and I, we have a lot in common,
01:53because we're both paleontologists, right?
01:54But, I mean, Rachel's just a waitress.
01:58Waitress.
01:59Got it.
02:00You guys want to play Dune?
02:03Or we can keep doing this.
02:07What else?
02:09I don't know.
02:12Oh, her ankles are a little chubby.
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