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00:00:06Outside this Bel-Air bachelor pad, 25 babes have gathered because they have two things in common.
00:00:13Their love for rock and roll and for one man who's made it his life.
00:00:23Hi, I'm Brett Michaels. I'm the lead singer Poison. 20 million records sold.
00:00:28Rock and roll was my number one love.
00:00:40Over 20 years of taking it on the road, hitting every concert hall, you name it, we've been there.
00:00:49Both with Poison and my solo band, we have traveled the entire world and I've got to hook up with
00:00:54some of the most beautiful women in the world.
00:00:58I spend nine months of my life every year out on the road touring with Poison.
00:01:03Rock and roll is the reason for and destruction of all of my relationships.
00:01:13When I was 15 years old, I was handed the secret to love.
00:01:16There's plenty of women out there that you want to be friends with and there's a lot of women out
00:01:20there you want to have sex with.
00:01:21But if you can find one that you can be friends with and have sex with, henceforth rock of love.
00:01:28Hey, hey, hey. Show your things you've never seen. Touch my backstage pass. Ride my limousine. Please let me be
00:01:37your rock of love.
00:01:46currently I have this big beautiful ranch out in the desert
00:01:50got a pool big enough to kayak in got a motocross track
00:01:55private recording studio right now I have my two beautiful daughters who live with me rain in
00:02:01Georgia and they mean the world to me before I bring any woman out there to meet my daughters
00:02:04I would have to make sure that she is the right woman to fit my life
00:02:08so when VH1 offered me this opportunity to meet 25 of the most beautiful women in the world I
00:02:14couldn't refuse so I had my best friend head of security Big John head out to where it all began
00:02:19Hollywood I told Big John go rent me an awesome pad up in the Hollywood Hills
00:02:32get everything ready we got 25 hot women moving in and I know deep in my heart deep in my
00:02:39soul and
00:02:39deep in my loins that one of these 25 women is going to be the one for me
00:02:47this girl's got to be hot she's got to be cool she's got to be sexy she's got to deal
00:02:52with the
00:02:52insanity but she's got to know rock and roll is my one big love basically what I'm trying to say
00:02:57is
00:02:58rock and roll was an insatiable bitch goddess but I love her and I'm just looking for that one woman
00:03:03in my life to participate in that threesome I'm gonna win Bart Michaels over in the end because I'm
00:03:13very sexy seductive and these girls have nothing on me he's gonna be my man so keep trying but it's
00:03:20not gonna happen I was named Miss Hooters of Illinois and I have the tools to get what I want
00:03:27because of
00:03:31that one of my favorite songs was every thorn has its roles in that it's it's a beautiful
00:03:36so on this point and it had heart and soul and depth to it
00:03:56this is finally here like my dream I'm standing in front of Brent Michaels this is like the thing
00:04:00I've been waiting for my whole life he's amazing he just he looks so hot ladies are we ready to
00:04:05rock the
00:04:08house I want Brett Michaels and I'm not afraid of it I'm gonna get me some rocker ass hopefully I
00:04:13can make a mother I'm so in love with Brett Michaels I used to like kiss the album and spoon
00:04:22it all the
00:04:23time I want to thank you all listen I want to thank you all for being here coming here I've
00:04:27been looking
00:04:28forward to doing this you all look beautiful we're gonna have the most awesome time but the bottom line
00:04:33is I really really got to get to know somebody we're gonna get to know all of you I hope
00:04:37but
00:04:37really get to know someone special right loves blonde hair and his bandana he's a sexy man but I
00:04:45never thought in a million years that I would be able to meet him never I've never seen 25 more
00:04:50beautiful women in one place in my life when I first pulled up to the house I gotta tell you
00:04:54something I was fired up I saw 25 of the most hottest women I'd ever seen this rocks we are
00:05:01gonna have the
00:05:01most awesome kick-ass time we ready to rock this house let me introduce you to one of my best
00:05:09friends our head of security right now mr. Big John how about a big hurrah marine John this is good
00:05:18news right this is a good time good time so my first impression of Big John was wow this guy
00:05:24is big I
00:05:25better not get in any trouble holy crap anyway I'm gonna go get showered up and everything I can't wait
00:05:29to see
00:05:29you on a bit all right so I introduced these beautiful women to Big John and I let Big John
00:05:36do what Big John does technically I don't know what that is because I'm never around when he's doing it
00:05:40but I always know that my party is awesome after that ladies as Brett said I am his head of
00:05:45security
00:05:45and as well as his friend therefore his best interest or my best interest that being said we
00:05:50want you to have fun but there are a few guidelines you must follow during your stay one no one
00:05:55enters
00:05:55Brett's room unannounced two please don't touch the guitars and three please don't puke in a jacuzzi
00:06:01because I'm the one that's got to clean it that being said what's your name Meredith Meredith Meredith I
00:06:11need you to hang tight for a second we are gonna have some fun you are front row Tiffany Tiffany
00:06:19Tiffany I
00:06:20need you to hang tight for one second place big John he starts picking out girls and we're all like
00:06:25you know you always want to be picked right you don't know what it's for and he doesn't say anything
00:06:30you are think yeah you need you to hang tight for one second please you are Kelly Kelly okay I
00:06:39need you
00:06:39to hang tight for one second please I was totally bombed I'm like well what about me and you Pam
00:06:50Pam you
00:06:51five I need you to hang tight for a second John picks out five girls oh man these girls are
00:06:57gonna
00:06:57meet Brett before us that's not fun the rest of you girls make yourselves comfortable head on in the
00:07:06house I didn't know what was going on I thought hey I got a VIP pass or something made me
00:07:11feel awesome I was
00:07:12excited all right ladies as you know backstage access is not always granted therefore I'm afraid
00:07:26to tell you your tour ends here your bags are at the top of the driveway thank you for coming
00:07:37I think this is we didn't even get to meet him I feel humiliated what big John did I thought
00:07:44it
00:07:44was very mean I came all the way from Chicago to come here and to be humiliated that's what I
00:07:48feel
00:07:48like basically this is ridiculous I can't freaking believe this I came here to get my man and I
00:07:55intend to I ain't going home we get in the house it's huge there's leopard print everywhere there's
00:08:15guitars there's a drum kit there's a bar it's amazing the moment that we first walk in the house
00:08:21everybody like searched and ran for the bar and we all started cracking open champagne beer I mean
00:08:27whatever you find yourself to drink cheers everybody nice to meet everybody to the bride of love here's the bread
00:08:38are we on to play the drums one of the first things I noticed was a little stage in the
00:08:43corner with drums and
00:08:44guitars and amps and microphones I was like yes this is awesome it was like right in my element I
00:08:49was so excited
00:08:54he's a musician I'm a musician and I think that that definitely is going to make me stand out
00:08:58amongst the other girls when I was listening to the drums I was like this sucks you're trying too hard
00:09:13just stop I think that you and I would be the best girlfriends for him I agree Christy and I
00:09:20are
00:09:21standing by the bar and we decide that we should be best friends because we're both blonde and you
00:09:24know we can bond over that and we're very much alike so we're like okay we can be the Barbie
00:09:29twins
00:09:29regardless you're my girlfriend oh my god we're like twins kind of but sort of but not really but
00:09:41still like twins we're smart Barbie if we put our boobs together we can think better Brandy C and
00:09:47Christy definitely have their own language and they are living on their own planet completely there's
00:09:52really nothing else going on up here it's all physical there's no way I'm leaving this house I
00:10:08didn't come all the way from Chicago be eliminated before I even walked in the door I mean I fought
00:10:16for
00:10:16it I'm here and I plan on staying so I'm standing there I'm like is that I didn't just knock
00:10:32I pounded
00:10:32on the door I got a challenge for big John to get his ass up here right now coming up
00:10:42hey lower your
00:10:44voice don't threaten me how the hell did she get back in the house what we're gonna do is get
00:10:47pictures with everybody turn sideways oh that's good give me a sexy shot good lord and later I promised
00:10:57her doesn't matter let's go man they're just yanking me around like a football big John
00:11:18Big Johnny called out five names he told us you're out of here I didn't come all the way from
00:11:23Chicago to be
00:11:24eliminated before I even walked in the door you want to walk out here my name is Tiffany
00:11:30hi Tiffany you caught me and I was wondering why listen it's nothing personal this is part of my job
00:11:36if it was up to Brett he wouldn't have dismissed me no Brett if it was up to Brett the
00:11:40entire city
00:11:40LA would be here but I'm a big fan of his I had a hat made I came here all
00:11:44the way from Chicago there's
00:11:45literally nowhere for you to sleep I'll sleep on the floor please I'm begging I'm pleading big
00:11:53done for me to please come back into the house please I'm begging you I'll sleep in the bathroom I'll
00:12:02sleep in the kitchen I don't care I had a hat made I'll do anything anything
00:12:10get your bags
00:12:15he finally said yeah and I I jumped up hugged him and I didn't let go it's meant to be
00:12:20I was meant to
00:12:24be here hey there's one of the girls that didn't make it in I thought Tiffany's in the house Tiffany
00:12:32came into the house I was like well what the hell I thought she was eliminated outside but how'd you
00:12:37make it back I begged I pleaded I stole from the rich Gabe to the board well cheers to you
00:12:42yay I was a
00:12:44little pissed because I mean how the hell did she get back in the house I mean what did she
00:12:47do someone's
00:12:48get back in I was gonna tell you earlier that I thought that your boobs looked amazing I think
00:12:53there are only two girls in the house with natural boobs I think all the other girls have fake boobs
00:12:58too which one's more real feelings silicone because it's jelly they have the gummy bear boobs now that's
00:13:04what I got oh my god I like it I'm a big advocate of implants and plastic surgery to see
00:13:14girls have it
00:13:15that's cool they feel great but as a comparison they're not jelly I love my boobs they are the
00:13:20best birthday present I got from my parents last year I need everyone inside into the main room what
00:13:26we're gonna do is form a single file line everyone's gonna one by one go up meet Brett
00:13:30we'll start the parties off okay we're in the house hanging out and Big John tells us all to get
00:13:34in
00:13:34one line because we're finally gonna meet Brett in one-on-one which is very exciting
00:13:41first kiss we had a lineup and as soon as we lined up of course I get in the front
00:13:48hey ladies do me one favor and give me one single file line Brett's gonna introduce himself you're
00:13:53gonna introduce yourself to Brett and we just basically started off that way it's finally time
00:13:57to meet Brett and I'm so excited I've been a huge fan of his for forever and so I'm just
00:14:03waiting to see
00:14:04how sexy he is see if we can maybe get a little bit of snuggling going on hey Brett
00:14:12hello everybody
00:14:16god he's like the hottest rock star ever yeah I want to that
00:14:29he's tan and he's blonde and we probably look like brother and sister a little bit but that's hot
00:14:34all right here's what we're doing everybody I want to make this house the most awesome big backstage
00:14:39party what we're gonna do is get pictures with everybody right I love shooting photos I love
00:14:44photography it's one of my favorite hobbies so in order to set up their VIP all-access pass I would
00:14:50like to shoot them because it helps me to look at their faces and their personalities through the
00:14:55lens come on up here you stand right here sexy as you want to be look at that cut a
00:15:01hot body good
00:15:02god yeah you look you look good give me your sexiest shot all right rodeo goes out there it takes
00:15:07some
00:15:07pictures she tries to flex those muscles look a little bit more manly for a brat I'm sure he likes
00:15:13that you are done give me a kiss and you're on your way I love a girl in a cowboy
00:15:22hat it is just purely
00:15:24sexy and she was built I mean ripped and I knew even if I didn't want it she was gonna
00:15:28have a piece of
00:15:29me come here baby what do you like me to remind you yes Tiffany just starts slobbering all over
00:15:42his face and I'm getting grossed out I really don't want to taste her nasty saliva because I don't know
00:15:47where that girl's been hold on I'm gonna have to shoot from this angle now oh yeah here we go
00:15:53right
00:15:54there when I looked at Tiffany there was part of her that said just make love to me right now
00:16:00oh
00:16:00yeah that's good and there was a part of her that said I'm on a lot of chemicals right now
00:16:05strange but
00:16:10it just kind of turned me on oh that's good oh yeah now turn sideways lean in a little bit
00:16:17that was
00:16:18really good that is hot right there God you look awesome I gotta be honest with you I was having
00:16:25a lot
00:16:26of emotions pouring through my member uh-huh as we all know there is a lot of competition and I
00:16:33saw how
00:16:33he was kissing other girls and I was like I'm not going for nothing less than that a little French
00:16:42song involved dog kiss which was very nice no disappointments there thank you John I'll be back in
00:16:49a minute hold on okay good no pull that up we got to see that out now go just on
00:16:55leg right now just
00:16:56go try oh yeah Magdalena had the most cleanly shaven smooth hot legs run all the way up to her
00:17:05ass it
00:17:05was it was it was wonderful and beautiful oh uh-huh oh good God that is a killer shot oh
00:17:16damn girl that's
00:17:18beautiful yeah mm-hmm that is hot oh geez oh yeah oh damn oh yeah uh-huh oh geez oh
00:17:29yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
00:17:33so I'm about to pop thank you God I'm feeling extremely horny and I'm telling you I'm ready to
00:17:38I'm ready to explode just give me your sexiest coolest forget anyone's in this house room any place
00:17:43all right okay ready now give me really sexy just look right at me lean right into it all right
00:17:54you ready
00:17:55baby give me nothing but sex all right all right work me baby all right here we go
00:18:02make this good and sexy this is good times right here
00:18:08hey John can you grab me that other lens
00:18:11so come here how are you doing everybody's doing their own little thing this and that I wanted to
00:18:16see that a little bit more you're gonna give me a sexy sexy shot all right here we go Brett's
00:18:20taking
00:18:20all these sexy shots of all these dumb ass broads they don't know about sexy I'll show them sexy
00:18:33Aaron come here that is good I'm not going to lower myself to a stripper whore level I mean
00:18:41obviously I'm not trying to cover them up Heather the whore she's a 32 year old stripper flashing her
00:18:46on TV in a sense I feel sorry for her good Lord that's rock and roll right there men always
00:18:57like
00:18:58boobs so if you got a nice rack show contest is over thank you I'm gonna need a cold shower
00:19:04after that
00:19:06one coming up tattoos on her which I thought were really sexy heartbreak hotel Elvis oh I love that
00:19:11movie there was just something about her that I just totally dug I am Scorpio so I'm ruled by my
00:19:17genitals this rocks you want to hang I am like Brett girl okay but I'm thinking are you understanding
00:19:24the words coming out of my mouth and later Tiffany got completely bombed hope to God she's gonna be
00:19:36eliminated but she needs to go out oh it's gonna be good time hello Lacey what are you doing baby
00:19:47after the photo shoot what my real intention was was now beyond just a physical level or what I saw
00:19:54through the lens through their eyes I had to get down to actually communicating with these girls
00:19:59talking to them finding out where they're from what they're about you doing baby I am so excited
00:20:05cheers salute after the photo shoot Brett finally joining the party he's finally gonna spend one-on-one
00:20:10time with everybody I'm so so excited right now okay so what were you saying you live here in LA
00:20:17right
00:20:17yeah I'm a Texas girl yeah you're in Texas we're in from in Texas Dallas I love Dallas do you
00:20:23really yeah
00:20:23we play every year we go down that's hanging out with other girls for who knows what reason I need
00:20:28my time with him I need some me and you time and I went down there and I talked to
00:20:32our band into playing
00:20:34poison in the planet I'm coming I'm watching you I'm watching everything going on I'll come one second
00:20:45just let me hang yes I decided to tell him that you know you should teach me how to play
00:20:51pool and he tells
00:20:52okay I'm coming I'm gonna play pool with you give me two minutes with these
00:20:55girls I'm like I'm coming right over to play pool with you no you come in here I
00:21:11can handle it I mean he should have seen me right off the bat and been like I
00:21:16need to hang out with you but instead he's hanging out these other girls why
00:21:19they're not pretty it's just getting really annoying I am what 160 seconds
00:21:30all right let me jump up I'm gonna go talk we're going back come on how can you do
00:21:37this to me doesn't he want to see me alone it sucks it sucks really bad because I
00:21:43want to know him really bad how are you I'm doing awesome I'm gonna show my
00:21:51girlfriend a little bit because I really like her I realized this first night was
00:21:56my first night of what it would be like on 21 first dates but I haven't been on a
00:22:02lot of dates I've either had crazy wild rock and roll bus sex or I've been in
00:22:08long committed relationships I have a question sure go ahead what's your goal
00:22:12and all of this you know it's a strange thing I don't go I'm I go in the road
00:22:17and I party and I love to have a great time but as you don't meet someone in the
00:22:21road you're probably gonna meet and fall in love with you might meet someone and
00:22:24hang out right you're on the road and it's a crazy lifestyle and it has
00:22:28absolutely been a kick-ass ride but now I want to get away from the craziness and
00:22:32the partying this I'm looking for that special someone I'm a pretty lucky guy and I
00:22:36know most guys would kill to be here right now but you don't want to go
00:22:40through the rest of your life what let me go back to your question what I was
00:22:54saying noted to answer all that this much communication was a lot of work for me
00:23:01so I knew that this was not going to be easy all right talk to me Tamara she was
00:23:06probably physically one of the most beautiful women I've ever ever looked at
00:23:11so what do you like what like what is your do you like to party a lot do you
00:23:14like to stay at home I'm you know I just think when you're happy you're happy and
00:23:19you know what you want and I don't know I think I like a lot of different right I
00:23:27was thinking to myself Tamara you're beautiful and you're staring at me or
00:23:32through me possibly I'm not really sure which but I'm thinking are you
00:23:34understanding the words coming out of my mouth okay let me ask you this is it
00:23:39kind of strange just being in this situation I've seen all the girls and
00:23:43everyone just kind of hanging out or you don't know yet um I don't know the
00:23:51details I don't know the amount of time or the extent of anything but I I get it
00:23:59and then I got worried but then I looked at her body and I wasn't worried
00:24:03anymore you got sexy feet by the way I was willing to excuse of the fact that
00:24:10we couldn't held a conversation because I felt that eventually we would find a way
00:24:15to communicate if I had to beat on a log or send smoke signals we're gonna come
00:24:21down you want to hang I am like Brett girl okay yeah everybody was kind of drunk by the time
00:24:37I got
00:24:38there so I started drinking to catch up I think that Tiffany kind of needs to lay
00:24:45off the drink you know a little bit my advice to Tiffany is to drink in
00:24:50moderation I'm Tiffany I'm alcoholic yeah Tiffany she got completely bombed I was
00:24:56just sitting back watching like holy I don't know she's crazy or she's just a
00:25:04real alcoholic but she's making a complete fool out of herself and pissing
00:25:10everybody off I ain't nobody like stuff side booty oh ain't there's no bad enough
00:25:14to step front of my face
00:25:22what do you like in music like what's in your CD player okay because this is
00:25:26stuff I wanted to ask them they're all arguing right Slayer probably Tom Waits
00:25:31you have a pretty eclectic yeah group of music yeah that's cool because that's
00:25:34the way I am the first girl that I took true notice to it was Sam she loved all
00:25:39the same music I loved she had a ton of tattoos on her which I thought were
00:25:42really sexy this is Heartbreak Hotel Elvis yeah yeah absolutely I can't believe that you
00:25:46talk to me oh yeah that's my favorite that's cool I love that movie yeah there was just
00:25:50something about her that I just totally totally dug with everything I've got on
00:25:56my body from my daughters to you know to my daughters that's my birthday May 5th is
00:26:02it really yes Wow that's a good connection right there that's crazy yeah that's your
00:26:06daughter's birthday yeah that's my birthday yeah Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Heather intimidate
00:26:13out of me I'm not gonna lie she's very intimidating and she's she's a very strong
00:26:18presence and she's very here I am pay attention to me now all right that's good
00:26:23things that's great yeah they're both born in May like holy crap that's a sign right there he's
00:26:28got my birthday on his arm yeah these girls just need to recognize that they're not gonna be me
00:26:32Brett and I already have a connection and we're gonna be together so they better watch out
00:26:41goes a dollar right there one two three four that's it yeah we have a lot of strippers in
00:26:46the house we also have a pole so you know like this say close the pole how do you do
00:26:55that are you
00:26:55saying we could do that you ain't you ain't Tiffany's sitting on the side and she's going hey that ain't
00:27:23I'm going what the hell Tiffany she was so drunk sliding down this pole upside down swinging everywhere hope to
00:27:32God she's going to be eliminated because she needs to go out I got here this long I'm not gonna
00:27:41like go home now Brett will keep me around there's always one coming up I want to just talk to
00:27:51him for
00:27:51one second we have not had a loon time at all you come see me that's our man I'm gonna
00:27:59grab you behind
00:27:59your back how about that how about you gotta get your hand out of my face here's what I'm not
00:28:04gonna do
00:28:04somebody needs to call security because I'm about to that bitch up and later I am completely on the
00:28:10fence still but it's time to get serious I'm stressing I'm nervous I don't know what the hell's gonna
00:28:15happen I've got one pass left seriously why you got to do this I'm freaking out there you go you
00:28:24jump in there I'm gonna jump in with you let's talk about us let's talk about you I'm from Buffalo
00:28:29I
00:28:29moved to Vegas almost a year ago and I've been dancing I just started dancing well you look beautiful
00:28:34and you look like you'd be an awesome dancer the next girl I noticed her name was Brandi M but
00:28:38I will
00:28:39call her wild thing when I saw this girl I just thought completely hot nasty rock and roll sex I
00:28:44thought what's it going on I am score we're gonna get I'm ruled by my genitals so I am pretty
00:28:53wild and
00:28:53crazy yeah I could see this yeah she was heaven and hell in one body it was gonna be a
00:28:59good evening
00:29:00I knew that we were gonna have a great rock party life was about to rock this was the right
00:29:04house to
00:29:05be all right so tell me more about you basic girl next door nice girl friends with everybody I moved
00:29:13around a whole lot in my life I guess I'm that Jessica Simpson knockoff oh my god could a blonde
00:29:20get every dits here ever she was so dumb she was just kind of spaced out that it was kind
00:29:26of she
00:29:26really wasn't even there my mom was married like three times yeah when I looked at Jessica I felt this
00:29:34distance that I couldn't quite explain like as though she was kind of in the room but not really in
00:29:40the
00:29:41world it's been fun just tell me tell me it's okay I'm trying to listen to you but I hear
00:29:48I know
00:29:48you're talking about today I'm here I'm here I think I did make a good impression
00:29:52you guys are really smart like me what can I say um where's our man where's our baby boy where's
00:30:07he
00:30:16I thought they were the dumbest girls I had ever met every time I saw them I would walk away
00:30:22from
00:30:23them because I didn't want to get dumber by hearing their conversation I just have an interaction with
00:30:28dumb and dumber if I like okay now we need to talk and talk yes sir Brett's gonna love me
00:30:39because
00:30:40there's something that's different about me that sets me apart from other people automatically I want
00:30:44somebody who appreciates people like me I'm very intelligent I got a lot to offer in that respect
00:30:49in that area they're so busy looking at the physical components of me that they're you know too busy to
00:30:55look at the some mental intellectual aspects Raven was very forceful and she had a lot to say I'm
00:31:03trying to you know get my heart out here and I love to think a lot I'm a very you
00:31:06know intelligent
00:31:07powder I think very deep oh a woman has to be very obtuse about telling him that you're intelligent
00:31:12instead of just you know worming around the board so you had a stable home I never really did my
00:31:16parents
00:31:17my mom was very abusive my father was a loving guy yeah I'm not saying I'm not saying it's easy
00:31:22and it's not it's not a man's society to me it's a wealthy person's society it's people who control
00:31:26the money I read a lot about parallel universes scientific worlds Cambridge University certain
00:31:31deafness of understanding a lot to say I want somebody who appreciates me for more than just
00:31:37my physical aspects but for my intelligence for my mind right you do have a beautiful ass
00:31:46you look beautiful I mean you're totally you know it's sexy you're just all cut up and you look
00:31:50great I work I try really hard I'm a personal trainer me and you'll get together and we'll just
00:31:53do a full workout really yeah I want you to get to know who I am absolutely and I didn't
00:31:59google you
00:32:00because I'd rather know who you are you got two beautiful daughters yeah yeah I got two little
00:32:05girls that are beautiful I have a little boy he's seven wow that is awesome rodeo was my first real
00:32:13true instant connection she talked about her son I talked about my daughters it was an instant
00:32:17communication a very real solid bond I used to be paralyzed did you really like like paraplegic I
00:32:25used to be in a wheelchair I was a platform diver and I broke my feet so it paralyzed me
00:32:29for about two
00:32:30years so I had to struggle learn how to walk again and then I had cancer and then I fought
00:32:33through that
00:32:34I'm a strong lady you are a strong lady and you know what comes from all that and this is
00:32:38I've been
00:32:39juvenile diabetic right I take four shots a day since I've been six years old right yeah and you
00:32:44know what's great about it is it makes me a stronger person doesn't make you take life
00:32:48for granted and it don't make me take life for granted and don't make me take the people around
00:32:52me for granted we talked a lot about the struggles that we had gone through to get where we are
00:32:57in
00:32:57our life you know all the thorns so to speak that we went through to get to the roses and
00:33:03and that's
00:33:03probably why our instant bond was just like that you are beautiful you are you're a handsome man thank
00:33:11you when Brett grabbed my hand it was like I could feel him in my soul through the hand
00:33:26I don't know if he felt it but I know I did
00:33:41Tiffany she was so hammered she was making an ass of herself sitting there all wasted she was
00:33:46already kicked out of the house she shouldn't have been allowed back in you love me love you
00:33:52she's sloppy mess and it's pretty funny hey that's not a nice word oh yeah it is
00:34:01it's not a nice word you can't go throwing words like that around hey now now simmer down now
00:34:07no you simmer down I get this one faded she's not from America leave her now excuse me I think
00:34:15you
00:34:16just throw your drink in her face and get it over with don't throw me with a good time Tiffany
00:34:20starts
00:34:21kind of yapping I don't know what the conversation was but I know it definitely offended a few people
00:34:27nah nah nah nah you told me something we're just having a good time if I wanted my drink thrown
00:34:33in
00:34:33your face it would be done it would be done I think that Tiffany is incredibly drunk she looks 50
00:34:41I
00:34:42really have no problem with her being here as long as she stays out of my face things will be
00:34:47fine this is ridiculous wait a minute you just like what's your day buddy wait a minute you need
00:34:54to trot back over there no here's what I'm not gonna do she kept coming in my face and I
00:35:01ain't
00:35:02having it threaten me in front of my face I'm not threatening you I was talking how about that
00:35:08you better get your hand out of my face you do not know me somebody needs to call security because
00:35:16I'm about to that bitch up coming up yeah act like you don't know me you just called me by
00:35:22the wrong
00:35:22name so I'm not gonna acknowledge you the other girls hate me I'm asking you what's up nothing's
00:35:27up we're not gonna talk to you so you need to go back inside and later we have got 15
00:35:32passes 21
00:35:33girls how could bread do this to us so freaked out and this decision can't be really really hard
00:35:41excuse me I think you should start your drink in her face and get it over with don't throw me
00:35:45in
00:35:45with a good time we're all hanging out around the bar at one point of the night and we're all
00:35:49mingling
00:35:50and Tiffany she got in my face and she got like pointing her finger into my face and telling me
00:35:54she's
00:35:55gonna teach me a lesson y'all really need to stop this is ridiculous wait a minute you just like
00:36:00I think what's your name buddy you need to go trot back over there no here's what I'm not gonna
00:36:05do
00:36:06this table is over there I don't know what the conversation was but Tiffany who's making ass
00:36:11of herself acting like an idiot saying the wrong things to the wrong people you're gonna threaten
00:36:16me in front of my face I'm not threatening you they won't threaten you behind your back I was talking
00:36:20to you I was not talking you you gotta get your hand out of my face you do not know
00:36:24me I just said
00:36:27hey lower your voice come on we're trying to have a good time and get to know him lower your
00:36:31voice
00:36:31and cut it out pay attention right now I actually had to raise my voice to her and you know
00:36:35kind
00:36:36of put in her place seriously this is not the place it isn't I'm trying to tell her that
00:36:42and all I could do was laugh at her because she was such a sloppy mess big john needs to
00:36:46realize that
00:36:46he made a huge mistake by letting her back in and he's kick her back out on her ass I
00:36:51brought you
00:36:51back in here I told you not to make me regret it now don't mellow out how are you doing
00:37:00beautiful
00:37:00girl I'm good I'm good Jess she is an absolutely stunning girl when you look at her body and she
00:37:05is tight I mean she is like her arms are ripped you know everything about it was sexy this girl's
00:37:10pretty damn hot and I needed to get to know her I needed to find out a little bit more
00:37:13about her
00:37:13you know what it's tough for me just getting to hang and know everybody I think that's I think
00:37:18it's amazing what you doing girl how you doing I'm doing good we just sat down Tiffany walks up
00:37:24out of nowhere just stands right in between brought and I give us just a minute we're
00:37:28gonna come right I'm gonna go find you I'm just getting to know him you're gonna be my crazy party
00:37:32girl aren't you don't let me go to good time uh-huh and then she just stands there and it's
00:37:38getting
00:37:38really obnoxious because he already kind of gave her the go away and then you know we just kept
00:37:42talking ignored her and this is my question for y'all what do you hope to kind of get out
00:37:45of this
00:37:45like what do you see being here to be honest I really don't know what I'm looking for
00:37:48out of it I mean I'm open for anything and it I think surprises are a great thing so I
00:37:53think if
00:37:54I don't have any expectations going into it I'm just gonna be automatically surprised you could tell
00:37:58right off the bat the girl was smart she had a lot of wit but I could tell instantly about
00:38:03her guard
00:38:03up hand out she was short this was her distance from me I'm confident in who I am and the
00:38:08person
00:38:08that I am absolutely in the way you look I can tell you you want to be a part of
00:38:12that awesome but I got
00:38:14to be honest with you that immediate wall was kind of a turn-on and I would feel the same
00:38:18way I would
00:38:19feel the same way if I was in a situation I'd be like if they like me I'll give everything
00:38:22so far
00:38:23I've had no time with Brett I'm pretty pissed off he just needs to hang out with me like seriously
00:38:28we have not had alone time at all we are going right now all right so I'm trying to get
00:38:47Brett's
00:38:47attention and he keeps blowing me off and it's just getting really annoying Mia's trying to take Brett
00:38:51away from me which isn't okay all right listen here's the deal you gotta hang you gotta give me
00:38:56a sec cuz I did promise her but I gotta hang with her okay yes what was really strange during
00:39:13this
00:39:13entire party was they would pull you in sort of groups like all of a sudden or be to yank
00:39:18you one
00:39:19way then three the other then to the other man they're just yanking me around like a football here's
00:39:24what I want to do I'm gonna hang I'm gonna hang with you and you we're gonna hang and talk
00:39:28then I'm
00:39:29coming to me we're good we sat so I'm gonna find you and then we gotta because we have no
00:39:34time here
00:39:34we go all right come on I figure 21 beautiful women I gotta get I had to struggle and just
00:39:40get
00:39:40myself I had to find a way inner strength to get through this thing much better for me in conversation
00:39:46all right baby here's what we got to do cuz it's gonna go really bad I think we're gonna have
00:39:50a
00:39:50big old cat fight here in about two seconds Tiffany of all people proceeds to sit on his lap with
00:39:58her
00:39:58skirt on because she's a slut this is my man and we're having this some alone time like why are
00:40:02you
00:40:03here damn it well that's a good angle and all but um but yeah you know what being a slut
00:40:08was way
00:40:09last season no I'm I'm she just wants to get it on sorry we're just it's fine is that my
00:40:14belt buckle or
00:40:15what's going on oh Tiffany was kind of turning me on a little bit yet I had a feeling she
00:40:21may also try
00:40:22to kill me oh my god I couldn't get her off of me it almost became brutal to be honest
00:40:29she beat my
00:40:29penis to a pulp and I you know it was a dry it was a dry beating I'm gonna go
00:40:45I'm gonna go find big
00:40:46John I still haven't had any one-on-one time with Brett did you all see big John big John
00:40:52you ever
00:40:53anyone seen that isn't he supposed to be out here doing something there was a point where I'm thinking
00:40:58maybe just maybe John should have pushed us down to five maybe five was the right answer just start at
00:41:05five it would have been a short rock of love I'm sick of everyone right now only one in the
00:41:10world is
00:41:11just talk to him for one second I think our our man is um being whiskey damn it come on
00:41:17that's our
00:41:18man we're getting more and more into the night and he's hanging out with everybody else but he's
00:41:23having no alone time with me at all that's our man I know just relax it's all right makes me
00:41:33a little
00:41:34nervous it makes me a little uneasy that he's had no time with me to really get to know me
00:41:38and see that
00:41:38I'm perfect for him we're not gonna go we're not gonna be sluts about it we asked him to hang
00:41:44out
00:41:44with us and he was going to and then some girls grabbed him and who knows what happened and now
00:41:49they're up there with him and we can't go up there which sucks I don't feel like he loves me
00:41:56coming up well I'm sitting here I don't care about anybody get over it she makes the crackhead cry
00:42:02be a big girl why are you here why one night you either fix your problem or I'll make sure
00:42:07you go
00:42:08then later unfortunately you have to eliminate six I'm totally freaking out I'm stressing I'm nervous
00:42:13I've got one pass left this decision can be really really hard
00:42:23I'm stressing you what's up Tiffany where do I begin she's kind of an outcast she's kind of a third
00:42:36wheel you need to go back inside you need to start walking that way nobody's talking to you are you
00:42:42kidding me nobody's gonna talk to you we're not gonna talk to you Tiffany already had a first
00:42:47chance when big John eliminated her let her back in the house after she begged this girl is just
00:42:51obnoxious disrespecting everybody plain and simple big John just needs to kick her ass out
00:42:56you act like you don't know me but you act like you don't know me yeah she's not cordial okay
00:43:05then
00:43:06you just called me by the wrong name so I'm not gonna acknowledge you sweet you want to talk to
00:43:11me
00:43:11call me by my name and speak English Tiffany just stood there she's obviously up I think
00:43:18you owe everybody an apology why is she giving me a second chance I personally don't feel that she
00:43:22deserves it whatever you know who's pissing me off everybody thinks that like from the south side
00:43:39I'm having an awesome time I just can't you know what's weird is I know let's sit down I'll tell
00:43:46you
00:43:46the deal the thing is is trying to get to know everybody in such a quick amount of time man
00:43:51you're
00:43:51all so beautiful and just right what are you looking for you know what here's what I'm looking
00:43:55for every night of my life is a party are you gonna be able to deal there's a party going
00:43:59on in the bus
00:44:00and you hear those girls screaming are you gonna be able to say you know what I'm doing this for
00:44:04the
00:44:04past five years I've been a touring musician myself I know exactly what goes on I am compatible with Brett
00:44:10because I'm a rocker chick and he's a rocker guy you really don't get much more compatible than
00:44:14that the way that I look at it is if you're a chick and you're with a good guy and
00:44:19it's a guy that you
00:44:20believe in and that you trust then if he's on the road of course there's fun to be had if
00:44:25there's a
00:44:26girl that's you know if she's on your lap if she's you know flirting with you kissing your neck whatever
00:44:30that's okay I have no reason to be upset right Lacey stepped out immediately that's what I'm looking
00:44:36for I need someone who understands me understands my lifestyle this rocks with women like this in the
00:44:42house we are gonna have the most awesome kick-ass time then I noticed there was a second set of
00:44:47girls
00:44:47not quite as outgoing
00:44:53what's the going on up there
00:44:54hey there's a cellulite pan in the box
00:44:58some of these girls I gotta admit separated themselves from the party
00:45:02hey beautiful girl are you joining us
00:45:05I think my zipper's falling down that's not good
00:45:15the other girls hate me none of these girls are competition they drink haterade I don't drink that
00:45:21I don't scare about anybody
00:45:23well I'm sitting here
00:45:26seriously yes I am
00:45:28I'm not a man
00:45:30I'm not gonna be your gentleman pulling the chair for you
00:45:32stay here
00:45:35okay
00:45:36you look like a idiot you know what I mean you look like a fool right now
00:45:40so I don't know if it was alcohol induced or what
00:45:42what's wrong what's going on
00:45:44what are you looking for in this whole adventure
00:45:46what are you looking for
00:45:47no she asked you a question
00:45:49I think everyone wants to know why are you here Tiffany
00:45:53why why wouldn't I
00:45:55what are you fighting for
00:45:56what am I fighting for
00:45:57because I got eliminated
00:45:59for a softie
00:46:02what am I fighting for
00:46:04because I got eliminated
00:46:05for a softie
00:46:07for a softie
00:46:12Tiffany was absolutely hammered
00:46:15she didn't make any sense and I think alcohol had a lot to do with that
00:46:18Tiffany
00:46:19how important is this for you to be here
00:46:22my daughter
00:46:26Tiffany
00:46:26like my daughter
00:46:28that's who I like live for
00:46:30if you're so concerned about your daughter
00:46:32why are you here
00:46:33what would you want me to be here for
00:46:35I don't want you to be here for any other reason that Brad
00:46:38Tiffany and I butted heads when she started talking about
00:46:41her reasons for being here
00:46:43her main line was
00:46:45I'm here for my daughter
00:46:46and I just found that to be
00:46:48very strange
00:46:49we want to know what you're here for
00:46:50and who you're here for
00:46:51get over it
00:46:52be a big girl
00:46:55be a big girl
00:46:55be a big girl
00:46:56be a big girl
00:46:56I'm a big girl
00:46:56this is drunk
00:46:58you
00:46:58this is not like
00:46:59you
00:47:01don't shut the
00:47:02I won't get over it
00:47:03I will
00:47:04thank god I got here where I got
00:47:05you just
00:47:05I'm sorry
00:47:06alcohol
00:47:07what I'm trying to say
00:47:08whatever
00:47:09do
00:47:10what's going on
00:47:11you guys are ready?
00:47:11nothing
00:47:11we're just having a like psychological conversation
00:47:14trying to you know
00:47:15put the girl off
00:47:15you either fix your problem
00:47:16or I'll make sure you go
00:47:17don't start me with a good time
00:47:19your problems are like
00:47:21everybody's got them and they stink
00:47:22that's what I need
00:47:23so we either fix them
00:47:24or you're bouncing
00:47:24now you're gonna have it
00:47:25don't make me regret it
00:47:27big john
00:47:28I would've killed the bitch
00:47:30I swear to god I would've
00:47:34if we're in a relationship I surely don't want you around
00:47:37oh yeah
00:47:38well my thing is
00:47:39the night's getting later
00:47:41and he's hanging out with everybody else
00:47:42but he's having no alone time with me at all
00:47:44I decided to go and put on Christia's pink bikini
00:47:47which doesn't fit very well
00:47:48very tiny
00:47:49hi those are my boobs
00:47:51yeah and you're tiny
00:47:52fabulous by the way
00:47:54sorry I was back
00:47:55yes they are
00:47:56it got his attention
00:47:57because immediately he stopped talking to whoever he was talking to
00:48:00and he was like oh come sit down
00:48:01so I got to sit next to him finally
00:48:04she didn't get her alone time
00:48:05I've been promising all night
00:48:06the ever ever ever so hot and lovely Brandy C
00:48:10and the heaving well implanted breasts
00:48:14caught my eye immediately
00:48:16and I knew that we were going to have a strong spiritual relationship
00:48:19did you promise and then
00:48:21did you promise
00:48:21and I was sad
00:48:22I'm not very good at promises am I
00:48:24I you over three times
00:48:25you know what
00:48:25I've learned already three times
00:48:27that you're not very good at promises
00:48:28no I'm not
00:48:29that's probably why I'm single
00:48:31Brandy is a slut
00:48:32she's like a little frisky
00:48:34frolicking puppy
00:48:34like chasing after the little ball
00:48:36if she had a brain cell
00:48:37it would be lonely
00:48:38cause I think that you are too much of a man to handle one
00:48:41so you should have three
00:48:42I can handle
00:48:44I'm like two at three
00:48:45you're like you can handle three
00:48:47for now I should be your main girlfriend
00:48:49I should be the holly
00:48:51I like you a lot
00:48:51she whispered in my ear
00:48:53one of the most sentimental things I think I've ever heard
00:48:55and it really hit my heart
00:48:56she would allow me to have herself
00:48:58and three other wives
00:48:59and or girlfriends
00:49:00as long as she was the lead girlfriend
00:49:03which I thought was great
00:49:04but I'm not sure if there was enough substance there
00:49:06to constitute a long relationship
00:49:10I definitely don't want to go home tonight
00:49:12it makes me a little nervous about tonight's elimination
00:49:14because I feel like I still haven't gotten as much time in with him as I want
00:49:18well I'm nervous as crap
00:49:21we're not going away
00:49:23I'd hope not
00:49:24babe we're too pretty
00:49:26I'm really nervous about tonight's elimination
00:49:29because I know I am one of the girls
00:49:31that he hasn't had that much time to get to know
00:49:35and it's making me really really nervous
00:49:38we're way prettier than half these girls
00:49:40we have to make it
00:49:42I'm nervous about elimination tonight
00:49:44because I don't drink and I don't party
00:49:48and that's a major part of Brett's life
00:49:51and I think that that's one thing that we don't have in common
00:49:54and I'm a little worried about that
00:50:00Ain't no thing but a chicken wing
00:50:02I'm not going anywhere
00:50:03I am not leaving this house anytime soon
00:50:12I'm nervous about Brett eliminating six people right now
00:50:15because I don't think he had enough time to figure out which six to eliminate yet
00:50:20it's just not fair
00:50:22it's not fair
00:50:26the two girls that need to go home is Rodeo
00:50:28because she's too manly
00:50:30I'm scared I'm going to get beat up
00:50:32and Tiffany because she's a crackhead
00:50:36I would definitely love to see Tiffany
00:50:39she's a sloppy mess
00:50:40and she doesn't deserve to be here
00:50:54let me just say this to everyone here tonight
00:50:56each of you has extremely different personalities
00:50:59which is way cool
00:51:00but all of you have something about you
00:51:02that is absolutely beautiful
00:51:03unfortunately we have got 15 passes
00:51:07we've got 21 girls
00:51:09and I have to eliminate six
00:51:11John
00:51:12can you hand me the first pass?
00:51:17this girl tonight
00:51:19you got a heart and soul that I absolutely fell in love with
00:51:22someone I felt really intense about keeping here tonight
00:51:26really had a strong feeling about
00:51:28and a super hot body
00:51:30Rodeo will you please come down here?
00:51:33when he said Rodeo
00:51:35I felt like I was on cloud nine
00:51:37no one could bring me down
00:51:38and now I know that I am meant to be here
00:51:41and I know this is meant to be
00:51:43would you stay here in this house with us?
00:51:45well when I say us
00:51:46not so much John but me
00:51:49John's my buddy but he ain't that kind of buddy right?
00:51:51would you stay here in this house with me?
00:51:53would you rock my world?
00:51:54I'd be honored
00:51:56thank you
00:51:58seriously why you gotta do this?
00:51:59dude if you pick me
00:52:00I'm gonna feel like you're actually comparing me to Rodeo
00:52:03and I know men
00:52:05I found this beautiful young girl
00:52:08to have lovely hot breasts
00:52:11Heather would you please come down here
00:52:13excuse me
00:52:14I was really pumped because I was number two
00:52:16so once I got my little badge
00:52:18I just kicked back and it was great
00:52:25Jess would you come down here?
00:52:26there's a third name called
00:52:27don't know if that has anything to do with you know the stands
00:52:31but I was actually pretty excited about it
00:52:32felt good about it
00:52:33would you stay in this house and rock my world?
00:52:35for sure
00:52:36awesome and I won't mess up the hair
00:52:37don't
00:52:38Sam will you come down here?
00:52:41you're welcome
00:52:42give me a big old hug
00:52:45Magdalena would you come down here please?
00:52:47I feel excited I get picked
00:52:49but at the same time I know that this ain't
00:52:51I mean this is first elimination
00:52:52this is like not even a competition yet
00:52:56this girl is just plain out wild
00:52:58nothing wrong with the party
00:52:59but there's got to be a little more after the bump bump you know
00:53:02so having said that
00:53:04Brandy M
00:53:05will you please come down here?
00:53:07after I've made it through the elimination
00:53:08I felt like I could breathe
00:53:10but you know what?
00:53:10another one will be coming right back up again
00:53:12so
00:53:13hopefully you know
00:53:14he gets to know who I am
00:53:15and I get to know him a little bit more
00:53:16so I make a good impression on him
00:53:18so I can stay
00:53:18there you go baby
00:53:19thank you
00:53:20oh
00:53:22I'm gonna lay it on you
00:53:23Faith
00:53:24could you come down here please?
00:53:26you feeling good?
00:53:27you want to be here?
00:53:27absolutely
00:53:30tomorrow if you could come on down here please
00:53:32with the hot red dress
00:53:33which you may have to keep on every day from here on out
00:53:36alright
00:53:37Mia
00:53:38will you stay here and rock my world?
00:53:40absolutely
00:53:40thank you
00:53:42hot
00:53:42beautiful Erin
00:53:43my heart was pounding and I was just
00:53:44when he finally called my name
00:53:46it was like this weight was lifted off
00:53:48would you stay in this house?
00:53:49of course
00:53:49I would love to
00:53:50oh
00:53:53this girl I need to get to know more
00:53:56Dallas
00:53:56will you stay here?
00:53:58and rock my world
00:53:59you know it
00:54:00alright girl
00:54:01Tawny would you come down here please?
00:54:03hell yeah girl here we go
00:54:07this is a girl that struck me right from the get go
00:54:09that loves music
00:54:10wants to hang
00:54:11Lacey would you come down here please?
00:54:14mwah
00:54:15Christia would you come down here please?
00:54:16thank you for breaking up all the fights
00:54:18I got the guns
00:54:19you know
00:54:20you do got guns
00:54:21yeah I don't mind sharing
00:54:23might be a little bit of a handful
00:54:25but
00:54:25what guy doesn't like two handfuls?
00:54:31I've got
00:54:32one pass left
00:54:33and this decision came really really really hard
00:54:36so I'm standing there
00:54:37I'm like what the hell is going on?
00:54:39he's calling out all these names
00:54:40the passes are going
00:54:41you know
00:54:42these girls after girl
00:54:43and I'm like why you?
00:54:44why you?
00:54:49now here's a situation where I am completely on the fence still
00:54:53but at the same time
00:54:54I think I just got to get to know this person a little more
00:54:57I'm freaked out
00:54:59there's no way I'm going home
00:55:01what the is that?
00:55:02why am I last?
00:55:11I've got one pass left
00:55:14and this decision came really really really hard
00:55:17all these girls are beautiful
00:55:18and this was going to be extremely tough for me
00:55:20to make this first elimination work
00:55:23I felt that there were some of these girls
00:55:25that I need to feel closer to
00:55:28for example
00:55:29Bonnie
00:55:29I thought she was really hot
00:55:31Krista
00:55:32I thought was beautiful
00:55:34however
00:55:34they were all observers
00:55:36not quite as outgoing
00:55:39I just want you to know
00:55:40that there is nothing easy about making a decision
00:55:42when you're talking about people's lives
00:55:43and a relationship
00:55:44Brandy C
00:55:45although a pretty girl
00:55:46I just was annoyed by her
00:55:48she's a very aggressive girl
00:55:50she's very forward
00:55:50it was going to be set on the fence
00:55:52whether that first night or not
00:55:53she was going to go
00:55:54so here we are
00:55:55we got one pass
00:55:55seven girls
00:55:57and
00:55:57John will you hit me with it?
00:56:01there was a little bit of good cat fighting going on
00:56:03and not enough time to hang with everybody
00:56:06but I think I need to leave this person a little more time
00:56:08and figure out a little bit more about them
00:56:19Brandy C
00:56:20would you come down here?
00:56:22I'm so happy that I got the last pass
00:56:24I don't have to go home
00:56:25I get to stay
00:56:26and I guess he really does like me
00:56:28Will you stay in his house?
00:56:30Will you let me date three or four other girls
00:56:32like you said you would?
00:56:33Yeah
00:56:33Brandy C wanted to be here
00:56:35and she was here for me
00:56:36Will you stay here and rock my world?
00:56:38Awesome
00:56:44In my life I know that I have had many screw ups
00:56:47I've done a lot of really really really stupid things
00:56:50asked for much forgiveness
00:56:51and as I mature and experience
00:56:55I've learned to try to forgive people and let them have a second chance
00:56:58and I'm going to cut right to the chase on this
00:57:01we are going to allow one more person to stay here
00:57:05they've got no pass
00:57:06they've got no bed
00:57:08they're probably going to sleep in the bathtub at this point
00:57:10maybe on the floor or one of the couches
00:57:14Tiffany
00:57:16you almost got in a fight with everyone in this place
00:57:18and that's the truth
00:57:19but I'd like you to come down here if you would
00:57:22come here
00:57:23Tiffany got eliminated and she came back
00:57:25so I'm pretty sure that she
00:57:26Big John's
00:57:27but that's okay
00:57:28because that's what she does for a living
00:57:30and I'm totally fine with that
00:57:32Tonight you drank too much
00:57:33I've been there many a time
00:57:35and I think you owe a lot of these girls an apology
00:57:37How could Brad do this to us?
00:57:39He has to sentence us to living with this dumb ass crazy
00:57:43girl
00:57:43that's nuts
00:57:44why could he do this to us?
00:57:45You got two strikes
00:57:46so don't screw up again okay?
00:57:49Okay
00:57:49Don't threat me with a good time
00:57:51I gave Tiffany another chance for one very simple reason
00:57:54I think somewhere in there was a good person
00:57:56she was just wasted
00:57:57I've been there
00:57:58you've been there
00:57:59we've all been there
00:58:00plus she was entertaining
00:58:06To all the other girls I just want to say this
00:58:08I think you're beautiful
00:58:10smart
00:58:11I didn't get enough time to know everybody
00:58:13we got pulled away
00:58:14we got tugged
00:58:14I just want everyone to come down here
00:58:16I just want to say goodbye before you have to roll
00:58:18I'm so sorry you are so beautiful
00:58:20That's okay
00:58:20I really wasn't that surprised
00:58:23most of it
00:58:24it's probably mostly my fault
00:58:25I knew that
00:58:26I should have been more aggressive
00:58:27so unfortunately
00:58:28you really didn't get to know me
00:58:31What's up?
00:58:32Thank you so much man
00:58:32You what? Come here
00:58:34You said you're cool about stuff
00:58:36you gotta get in here and give me a hug
00:58:37As far as I'm concerned
00:58:38to kiss my blue-eyed black butt
00:58:41with a smile
00:58:43Okay
00:58:43Take care man
00:58:44You got it
00:58:47Come here baby
00:58:48Brett seemed to have kept all the big boobs
00:58:50you know
00:58:51stupid girls
00:58:53We just didn't get a chance to talk enough
00:58:55Right
00:58:55You know what I mean?
00:58:56I got it
00:58:57Let's go
00:58:57I just guess he just doesn't like the smart ones
00:59:00You looked absolutely beautiful in the pictures and stuff
00:59:03and I'm sorry we didn't get to you know
00:59:04hang and spend more time
00:59:05That's your fault
00:59:07Too many girls
00:59:08Not enough time
00:59:08I just think with Lauren
00:59:09she was a very innocent girl
00:59:10and I don't think she knew exactly why she was here
00:59:13I'll see you later
00:59:16Bye
00:59:16Bye baby
00:59:17Bye Brent
00:59:18Good luck with everything
00:59:19Thank you
00:59:20I gotta be honest with you
00:59:21I was pretty bummed out letting Bonnie go
00:59:23Bye
00:59:24Good luck
00:59:24It was tough to eliminate anybody
00:59:26but this is what I'm here to do
00:59:28it's to find one true love
00:59:32To everyone here in this house
00:59:34Thank you for being here with me
00:59:35Are we ready to rock this house?
00:59:42What do you say? Come on down everybody
00:59:44What do you say?
00:59:45I've already attracted Brett with my exterior
00:59:47and once he actually gets to sit down and talk to me
00:59:50he's gonna fall in love with my person
00:59:51So watch out because I'm not a dumb bitch like most of you are
00:59:55First of all before we pop these open
00:59:57You are hot, sexy, smart, beautiful
01:00:01Lot of stuff going on
01:00:02Let's make this house rock
01:00:03Long live rock
01:00:07Start the music John, hit it
01:00:12This season on Rock of Love
01:00:15Let's ride
01:00:17I'm gonna give these girls challenges to see which one fits my lifestyle the best
01:00:21I wanna that route
01:00:22I absolutely love motocross
01:00:24Go, come on
01:00:29I need a girl who can handle life on the road
01:00:30and all the insane obstacles that go with it
01:00:33Hurdle the ropes, push your way through security
01:00:35Go
01:00:36Brett lost his lucky guitar pick
01:00:39Brett, where's your pick?
01:00:40I love football
01:00:41I'm looking for one of you who's willing to play with me
01:00:47We got blood over here
01:00:49Listen bitches, all is fair in love is war
01:00:53And the winner of these challenges, they get to go on very special dates with you
01:00:59Oh my god
01:01:00This is the coolest thing I've ever done
01:01:04Yeah baby
01:01:06I'll spank you
01:01:08Hot, nasty monkey long
01:01:09This man is sweeping me off my feet
01:01:11You know what I wanna do?
01:01:12Drive down the strip, drink, party, stop and get a tattoo
01:01:16And hopefully some real connections are gonna be made
01:01:27I think that you're amazing
01:01:31I wanna talk to you
01:01:32I wanna get to know you
01:01:33Spending time with you is my favorite thing in the entire world right now
01:01:36To the future
01:01:37To the future
01:01:40I've never had anyone do this for me
01:01:42And I hope and pray that it keeps me around
01:01:47There's gonna be some good times
01:01:48Right this way
01:01:52Oh
01:01:55Sing it
01:01:59Would you stay here and rock my world?
01:02:01You know I'd love to
01:02:05And there's gonna be some bad times
01:02:10Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
01:02:12You're cycled
01:02:13I'm not cycled
01:02:14You're jealous
01:02:14You guys clown
01:02:16Hey, oh my god
01:02:18She does not want to look at your little meth scratched face
01:02:21Would she make fun of your face?
01:02:22Yes
01:02:23I can play
01:02:24Sweetie!
01:02:24You're just a waste of sperm and egg
01:02:26These drama ass bitches
01:02:28Victorians fighting like we're in high school
01:02:31I wanna go home
01:02:32Evil bitches
01:02:34This is like a disability
01:02:35This is like a disability
01:02:36If I was in a wheelchair
01:02:37Would you make fun of me for it?
01:02:38I mean you shouldn't
01:02:39With people's emotions
01:02:40I don't care where you are in life
01:02:41I want you to go home
01:02:43When you're touring's here
01:02:44Have a good life
01:02:47So strap in and get ready
01:02:48Cause I'm taking reality
01:02:49To a whole new level
01:02:51Cause you ain't gonna see anything
01:02:52Like what you're gonna witness
01:02:54This season
01:02:54On Rock and Love
01:02:58I'm gonna continue picking off these girls
01:03:00One by one
01:03:00Until they're all gone
01:03:01This is a
01:03:04Dumb bitch
01:03:10Stand up
01:03:11Stand up
01:03:12Oh she's too busy
01:03:13She's the biggest skank slot whore bag
01:03:15I saw you f**k his f**king bear
01:03:18Don't touch me
01:03:19If she doesn't stop getting in my face
01:03:21I'm gonna put my foot up her ass
01:03:24Loser
01:03:25You're so f**king stupid
01:03:26Okay
01:03:27Smash it
01:03:28Get this b**ch off me
01:03:30Shut up
01:03:31Walk the f**k away from me now
01:03:33Get off of her I'm saying
01:03:35Holy s**t, this reality s**t is hard.
01:03:37You're having issues now. I'm gone.
01:03:40John, get my insulin.
01:03:42Yo, it's Brett Michaels.
01:03:44I need you to check me out at vspotvh1.com
01:03:47where you get to see outrageous backstage moments
01:03:50and a sneak preview of what's going to happen next week.
01:03:54Like, oh, maybe someday, maybe I'll have a smurf tattoo on my backside.
01:03:59No, it would be like Papa Smurf or Handy Smurf or something,
01:04:02but I would have gotten a tattoo when I was 18.
01:04:05That's so funny.
01:04:06That's so, so funny.
01:04:08Yeah, like, what do you say to somebody?
01:04:09Like, you're like pulling your underwear off and they go,
01:04:13Ooh, Handy Smurfs.
01:04:14So, what was your inspiration on that one?
01:04:17Little blue men.
01:04:20Woo, it's not the size that counts.
01:04:34Dad.
01:04:34What did you say to somebody?
01:04:37What did you say to somebody who came to die?
01:04:40No, you have to say, I mean, Christians.
01:04:40Don't.
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