00:00The cookie jar is brought to you by Moran Chevrolet, where you always get the best price, period.
00:06It's March Madness. Give me an everyday occurrence that makes you mad.
00:12The thing that makes me mad, and it has happened literally every day for a number of weeks,
00:20it's when people are late.
00:24Or, and life happens, you're going to be late.
00:28Communicate that you're going to be late, and then I can adjust.
00:32I'm juggling five kids. I got different jobs.
00:37My day is planned out to the minute.
00:40Do not make me wait for you and not know it ahead of time.
00:44If you're going to be a half hour late, fine.
00:46I can adjust. Just let me know. Give me a little respect. It makes me furious.
00:52That's a good one. That doesn't really happen in my life a whole lot,
00:56because I'm not as scheduled as you are.
00:58I instantly thought of bad drivers. That makes me frustrated.
01:02A little road rage?
01:03I don't think I'd get mad, but sure, that's when I feel the most upset.
01:08Simple things that kind of aggravate me are when I'm trying to look at a video online,
01:12and I have to wait through a five-minute ad. That gets me frustrated.
01:15A five-minute ad?
01:16I'm exaggerating, but it feels like five minutes.
01:19It's in just 30 seconds.
01:20I like that one, Heather.
01:23Why can't we have a remote for those?
01:24Yeah, exactly.
01:25I know. We've all heard time in the morning.
01:27Why do I have to watch this ad?
01:31Paul, what's yours?
01:32Oh, Twitter.
01:34Twitter. I have to have it for sports, because I want to know what's going on,
01:38but there's so much stuff that pops up where I'm just like,
01:40okay, I need to stop for a bit here.
01:42Mine is drivers not paying attention.
01:43It's just, in general, just, that's what we're doing.
01:48Be active, and that's your priority, not your phone when the signal changes.
01:52When the light turns green?
01:53Yeah.
01:54So that's actually the first thing that came to mind for me,
01:56is people who are braking or are slow at green lights.
02:00There is no reason for us to be going slow.
02:02We need to be accelerating.
02:04When you get bottlenecked at a green light, when people are tapping on the brake,
02:07we should not be braking.
02:09It all comes back to being maybe a little impatient,
02:12because the other thing I was going to throw out,
02:14last time I went to the airport, we had to check bags.
02:17It's like it's everybody's first day on planet Earth.
02:19How does it take you more than 30 seconds to check the bag?
02:22Here's our passport.
02:24Here's the bag.
02:25We shouldn't be there more than one minute,
02:28yet the line takes forever,
02:29because people, I don't know what they ask when they go up there.
02:32What's an airplane?
02:32It's too heavy.
02:33They have to unload it.
02:34Oh, yeah, they're taking out a hair dryer.
02:36I could put this in my carry-on.
02:38Yeah, I could put this in the other suitcase.
02:39I would love to know the questions they're asking,
02:41like, where am I?
02:42What's an airport?
02:46Okay.
02:47Grumpy old man.
02:50Kate Cunningham's injury spooks everybody.
02:53Concerned about the collapsed lung.
02:55What's the one Detroit sports injury you wish you could undo?
02:58Oh, for me, it's Hutch last year.
03:01I mean, with the one seed not having him,
03:04and it's great that they still got the one seed,
03:05and they found different things,
03:07but I would have loved to have seen that defense in the postseason.
03:11I don't know if the offense plays so bad against Washington,
03:15he doesn't make a difference.
03:16I think the whole temperature,
03:19the whole tenor of the team changes
03:21when he is on the field or he is in the locker room.
03:25He is there participating.
03:27That one, I would love to have known what would have happened.
03:31Tom?
03:33Yeah, the current one would have been Hutch,
03:35like the most recent one.
03:36I would have loved how that whole season would have played out.
03:39That Dallas game, they were a behemoth of a team in the NFL,
03:43and it just all kind of fell apart from there.
03:46I think they could have survived the other injuries potentially,
03:48but the one all-time is Konstantinov.
03:51I mean, little cookies doesn't remember him playing, I don't think.
03:55No, I mean, I would have been four or five years old.
03:56Yeah, exactly.
03:57The mini cookies?
03:58Yeah, I mean, what the right wings could have potentially done
04:02with him playing a full career,
04:04I just would have loved to see that play out.
04:06And actually, too, for his life and as a human being
04:09and what happened to him and the life that he has to live because of that.
04:13Yeah, I mean, I was going to go Hardings.
04:15I'm going to agree with John.
04:18I'm going to say it's Hutchinson.
04:20And my only caveat being, though,
04:22is that it doesn't prevent Goff from turning the ball over as much as he did.
04:25And we already saw an elite defense last year with a quarterback having five turnovers
04:29cost him a chance at a Super Bowl with the Texans.
04:32That was my thought process, too.
04:34Like, the Hutch thing is fresh, but they lost that playoff game.
04:38On offense.
04:39On offense.
04:40And I'll fight people who say, well, it's because they had the injuries.
04:42You're not winning football games going five turnovers,
04:45going minus five in the turnovers.
04:47Everything's different if you're healthy.
04:50Yeah, I think everything is.
04:51A game plays out differently.
04:53You're up 14 to three.
04:54You're not throwing the ball as much.
04:56Yeah, I mean, strategy is completely different.
04:59So, Vladdy was my answer.
05:01It's the obvious answer.
05:02If you want to go a little deeper than that.
05:04Yeah, I mean, I would have got to appreciate this.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Menace of a blue liner.
05:09And in addition to what I would say, I wouldn't say it's the obvious answer.
05:12It's the obvious answer for you.
05:14John, the guy lost the ability to walk and other functions because, yeah,
05:18I mean, it's the obvious one.
05:19Well, I think, I mean, if you're going back, I mentioned Jeff Hardings.
05:21Like, okay, I mean, that may be more obvious because he died.
05:26Yeah.
05:27No, you mean, you mean Utley, right?
05:30Mike Utley died, right?
05:32No.
05:33Never mind.
05:33Who got run over in their front yard?
05:35That was Andelstag.
05:36Eric Andelstag.
05:37Yeah.
05:38I'm sorry.
05:38Poor Jeff Hardings.
05:39You're out there.
05:40Thoughts and prayers.
05:41When you said.
05:43Sorry.
05:44When you said Harding, I thought you meant Tanya Harding.
05:46I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
05:50Let's move on.
05:51Sorry.
05:51I blew that one.
05:52Okay.
05:54You're having five friends over to watch the game.
05:57You're ordering pizza.
05:58What's the amount that you order?
06:00I order one pizza per guy.
06:03Oh, wow.
06:04Oh, absolutely.
06:06I mean, you're watching games, right?
06:08It's, it's, this is, this is a long one.
06:10It's going to be all day sucker plus cheese bread and wings.
06:15I mean, I eat one pizza myself.
06:18I'm not going to downgrade the guys.
06:20Say, well, I'm going to eat one myself and you have to share.
06:22You'd go hungry at my party because I was thinking, well, okay.
06:25So five friends plus me.
06:27We got six.
06:28Not just five friends.
06:29It said friends.
06:30It didn't say men.
06:31It said friends.
06:32I'd get two larges and a breadstick.
06:34Call it a day.
06:36Uh, yeah.
06:37I had three with breadsticks and wings.
06:40I had the exact same thing.
06:42Yeah.
06:42I was thinking three, two, half for each guy.
06:44Underserved.
06:45It's a job's point.
06:47Leftover pizza is never a bad thing.
06:48My friends are different than your friends.
06:49Two pieces each is pretty much it.
06:51Two pieces each?
06:52For me and my friends?
06:53Heck yeah.
06:53You're not hosting.
06:54They're like Stoney with the two pizzas and salads for like 10, 15 people.
06:59Okay.
07:00The NBA is considering expanding to Seattle and Vegas.
07:03Should they expand and are those the right locations?
07:06No, they shouldn't expand.
07:07But if they do, yes, those are the right locations.
07:09I want to see another team in Seattle.
07:12And I mean, hey, we got all the teams in Vegas.
07:15You're buying in.
07:16Let's go.
07:16Right locations.
07:17But absolutely not.
07:18Relocate two teams that suck and put them in those cities.
07:21They don't need more teams to water down the product.
07:24But those two cities deserve teams.
07:26And if Seattle gets a team, it should be the Sonics again.
07:29Agreed.
07:30Okay.
07:30There's a new movie out called Project Hail Mary.
07:32It's getting great reviews.
07:34It's a sci-fi movie about a scientist who has to save the sun from dying.
07:37Who from our station would you send into space to save the planet?
07:41All right.
07:42So this sounds to me like it's a one-way trip.
07:45And we're sending somebody into outer space.
07:48I don't care if he fixes it or not.
07:50I'm sending Valenny.
07:55I'd probably send Greg.
07:58I think he could fix it.
07:59And if he meets an alien, he would actually probably know how to talk to him.
08:02Well, he also would be able to talk to himself while he's there.
08:08Mine is Greg, too.
08:09I think he's the smartest person here.
08:11And I do believe he actually has a degree from Michigan in chemical engineering.
08:17Smart man.
08:18Yes.
08:18You think he's the smartest?
08:19Yes, I do.
08:20I think he is.
08:21Didn't Rico get into Harvard?
08:23Well, he should have went then and got the degree.
08:26Greg was my answer, too.
08:27Paul, what about you?
08:28Well, I think I would take Greg, too, just because of his vast Star Trek knowledge.
08:31That might actually come to help if he meets aliens and other life forms out there.
08:35I love how John read this.
08:37I can send someone away forever and they'll never return.
08:40I could shoot him into outer space?
08:41They may get absorbed by the heat of the sun.
08:43Can I light the fuse?
08:45Can you imagine Stoney going out there?
08:47Oh, God.
08:48Oh, come on.
08:48He'd just be going around the sun.
08:50Yeah.
08:50What am I supposed to do?
08:54Maybe I should have asked who's the worst person we could send up from the station.
08:58That's the cookie jar.
08:59It's 97-1.
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