00:00was joe buck now march madness we've arrived at a point where you're going to be seeing and hearing
00:06from announcing crews you aren't familiar with but can quickly grate on you the only thing worse
00:13is that it's the same four commercials every commercial break of march madness but last night
00:20the miami ohio texas excuse me miami ohio versus smu game i mean it when i tell you this was
00:28the
00:28worst play-by-play announcer since boom goes the dynamite kid at ball state no three passes it to
00:34the man like this guy fake voice pushing it fake enthusiasm bad jokes go away never to be seen
00:44again an absolute atrocity i said this to otto i said jeremy with no preparation i could have dropped
00:50you in there and jeremy who is a play-by-play guy who works his ass off jeremy could have
00:55done a
00:56better job yeah this guy was a clown yeah so here's my question i've established a new floor
01:02the floor is jordan kent that's the floor that's that's not the new bottom of the chili pot for me
01:09here's my question to you and to all the viewers out there worst television play-by-play man
01:18the one that makes you want to turn the effing game off last night i wanted to put a bullet
01:25in my tv
01:26i had had enough i want to know and there's a lot you know i get annoyed at gus right
01:32or i can get
01:33annoyed at herbie or fowler i'm talking the person who calls the game and you border on turning it off
01:42or muting it i've only muted the tv once this season mike and it was a guy i'm gonna assume
01:49he just had a bad day because it was benetti and it was benetti doing the michigan state wisconsin
01:56game oh where fears is dirty every third play no it wasn't that it was when all of a sudden
02:01he did a sit down with frank kaminsky and they're talking about golfing in phoenix it was it reminded
02:08me of the gus johnson when he french kiss charone right yes and it's just like jim jackson had to
02:14be like hey fellas there's a game going on hey benetti there's a game like he was doing it with
02:19steve smith steve cashed out steve was just like you know what i've because he said something about
02:24the game and he's like so now and and then frank how are things down in phoenix is like what
02:29are we
02:29doing here can can you know what i don't need you i'll okay so that's a bad day that was
02:36a bad day
02:37i need the person consistently when you know they're on the call you go oh lord jesus not this again
02:46i don't know if i have that then that's okay it means you're more emotionally balanced than me and i
02:51respect that kenny the the play-by-play announcer that when they're calling the game you go no
02:59you're michael scott no no no please god no so i've come to the dark side on this one because
03:06i
03:06actually used to quite like this guy and i think i've come on to to your line of thinking i
03:11used to
03:11actually really like gus johnson i always thought he was excited he made the moment feel a little bit
03:16bigger now he just kind of acts like a boner and i can't listen to him anymore you know what
03:21kenny thank you let me piggyback it's not gus it's gus and clatt together together i can't do
03:31that i can't listen to that especially if they're sitting either in boulder colorado or in ann arbor
03:37michigan i forget it i'm getting nothing from those two excited from tickle fights the entire day
03:43for me the new low will be if i ever have to hear jordan kent again from last night you
03:48were like i need a
03:49name here it is researching and then then i find out the guy's doing like gaming tournaments and i'm
03:55like how did you end up here and jim spinarco look miserable spinarco's like what have i done in my
04:01career spinarco spinarco spinarco hey spinny spinarco you out you want to go out there and
04:07sue threes did he just call him spinarco and you two didn't meet before this production meeting why are
04:13you acting like your friends david the we're in march madness and again if you tell me mike
04:20it's barkley look barkley on nba is fabulous but the studio barkley for college hoops it's tough he's
04:27not a college hoops guy it's the weirdest thing in the world see i like it because he makes fun
04:33of
04:33himself for not really being a college he doesn't take himself seriously which is why i can enjoy
04:38charles barkley okay fair enough play-by-play guy anyone that just drives you to madness like last
04:44night drove me yeah i'm gonna go more local because i have to watch the broadcast um i love
04:53my detroit pistons but when johnny kane is calling the game i can't do it that is mute i will
04:59just watch
05:00the game on mute and i i can't do it i just can't do it over to the man oh
05:05he says not today
05:06gregory i'm like i don't this is not i don't know what we're doing here yeah no i and then
05:12nationally that's a mute he's not play-by-play but if he's on a game color i can't do it
05:18it's dick
05:18vital oh that's a so far away what they did doing what they did the other night was elder abuse
05:26that
05:27was ridiculous it was it was lee corso the final years ridiculous him and barkley on the call get out
05:32of here with this i i get it you respect them you want to give them their their their flowers
05:38but you know i'm gonna say this and i think kenny will agree with me you know what the flowers
05:43are
05:44that's what the money's for you want your flowers dick you've made how many millions you got houses in
05:52how many cities want your flowers go look at your real estate portfolio hit the bricks you're 86 it's
05:59over i got a feeling that that was the final game for him good could it be the final game
06:06for
06:06jordan kent never to broadcast again ever well he's up next he's doing the steak no he's not
06:14there's no way there's no way i'm begging people if did you watch miami ohio and smu last night
06:23did anyone experience this hellscape worse than anything syracuse has produced and syracuse has
06:30become notorious from their uppity school of new house producing all of these robots it's like the
06:37the real slim shady music video they all come out the jeans the white t-shirts and a microphone
06:42and robot personalities what what happened last night was a new low i wish pam ward was on the call
06:492007 that's how bad it was beth mullins name it yeah like i said i i can't do the uh
06:59joel and
07:00gus in colorado jordan kent is worse jordan kent last night calling that game was worse than gus and
07:09joel calling a hypothetical michigan versus colorado matchup where harbaugh's back worse wow worse
07:18well jeremy just stepped in behind me he said i can't stand anyone put me well you know what
07:24hold on david while we're at it i was listening to this uod broadcast and i was like who is
07:30this
07:30clown splash neighbors no hold on what did i say jeremy what did i say to you i said i
07:39could have put
07:40you there with no preparation and no production meeting you would have done a better job because
07:44you're actually a play-by-play man and you're not fake and you work hard that jordan kent was an
07:50atrocity his family ought to be ashamed he's a gamer he's garbage i mean the problem was it wasn't
07:59organic and once again i'm all i'm i'm if an announcer just gets into the game because it's a big
08:04shot
08:05yeah get excited but dude like it's a free throw three minutes into the game and you're yelling
08:13and he made another one yes and he may make more it's three to two calm down by the way
08:18south
08:19florida has decided more threes of course two for 23 well at least they made a average like 14 threes
08:27a game this is you know what this is what's the best part about the tournament and the worst you
08:33work
08:33all year to get here and then comprehensively play the worst game of your season and you go home
08:39happened to it happened to state here no no because what happens somebody takes you out of
08:43your game and normally you should go out there and just beat them but you have to no no i
08:48can win it
08:48your way rico's a little nervous for four o'clock no no no i'm talking about what's the scene gonna
08:55be
08:55if state's down at half what am i looking at here with you are you i know are you are
09:00you are you
09:01checked out no um like where are you emotionally with state no no if it's five minutes to go and
09:09they're down then that's why i'll be like okay is that the challenge flag that's and you're gonna
09:13walk out yeah i respect it i'm asking halftime like if it's like the middle tennessee where all
09:20of a sudden tom refuses to call a time out and it's 26 to three yeah i got a problem
09:26with that
09:26challenge flag immediately or do you wait to see if they get back at that point i might as well
09:30just
09:30save it because you've already tom you don't care do you get nervous if it's five four and jeremy
09:35fears shoes somebody in the nuts so hard they come flying out the player's mouth probably because
09:42now fears is gone and you've got pete wojik that means yeah wojik is going into the game there's no
09:48need for a challenge flag so you would just sit here miserable what am i gonna do yeah yeah this
09:53is
09:54look i'm just trying to get a roadmap emotionally to what i'm dealing with in the back half of the
09:58show no it's it's if it's in the final five minutes and they're down by more than five points
10:04yeah that's when i'm like okay here we go okay i just i wanted to ask now are you gonna
10:09have one
10:10of your whiz bang pow matrix string attachment uh bets for that game i got why you see cohen car
10:17needs this and this guy needs this and cooper flag needs this if you want to i can give it
10:21to you oh
10:22dear god okay maybe we'll break that down right before tip-off okay
10:26okay
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