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00:02What goes on, thank you for letting us be ourselves, so don't mind me if I repeat myself, these simple
00:09rhymes be good for your health, and keep them crime rhymes on the shelf, live love life like you just
00:15don't care, live that I believe is never scared, rain and noise is the moment they fear, get up, still
00:21a beautiful idea, get up, throw your hands in the air, get up, it's shit, it's shit, it's shit, it's
00:28shit, it's shit, it's shit, it's shit.
00:38Turn up the heat, cook with gas, and get ready to pay a shit load more for both of them,
00:43it's Friday, we're live, and it's time for the last leg.
00:47Tonight on the show, we ask whether Donald Trump has bitten off more than he can chew, see if anyone
00:53has an appetite for Keir Starmer, and we lick the plate clean after the Winter Paralympics.
00:58Plus we'll be joined by social media star GK Barry, comedian Jack Dee, and frontman for Sleeper Mods, Jason Williamson,
01:06on the show that sometimes finds the news hard to swallow.
01:19G'day, hello, g'day, I'm Adam Hills, welcome to The Last Leg, the show that found out this week that Banksy
01:27is just an average middle-aged man from the West Country, and assumed it was this guy.
01:33He's not Banksy, but he is the pride of Dartmoor, Josh Whittacombe, and he's joined by the man who thought
01:38Netanyahu was a Yiddish search engine, Alex Brooker.
01:49Now, there is a lot of bleak news to get through tonight, but we're going to start with a positive
01:53note, Alex, you've had a little disability win this week.
01:55Yeah, I cut in front of someone to get the last blue badge back at Tesco the other day.
02:01That old man, ah, no, I'm only joking.
02:04Well, so basically, we've got this little balcony in the house, and the drain's blocked outside.
02:10The drain was blocked, so the water was collected outside, and my wife was like, we're going to have to
02:14get someone in to sort that.
02:16And I never say stuff like this, and I was like, don't worry, I'll sort it.
02:20So I go out there, and there's loads of water, and I've got no idea what to do, and I
02:26was like, in my head, I was like, right, if I just get a mug, I can scoop water out
02:31for about eight hours, and once you get something from work, it will be done.
02:35Yeah.
02:35But then I had a little look at the drain, and didn't need any specialist equipment, because it was the
02:43perfect size for my hand and arm to get down.
02:46Because my arm's so thin, I was literally able to get my hand down there and pull all the moss
02:53out.
02:53So I kind of realised that the three advantages to these little arms are like drains, Pringle tins, and getting
03:00on telly.
03:03So you can now start up your own plumbing business, but for really specific jobs.
03:08Yeah, not just plumbing.
03:09You could, if you've got a hamster stuck in its tube.
03:12Or if you need a prostate exam.
03:20It was your due soon, isn't it?
03:25Let's do it during the break.
03:28What an end to a show that would be.
03:30We've done that on this show.
03:33We've done everything on this show now.
03:35I've got, I've got a few possible slogans for your plumbing business.
03:38Oh, okay then.
03:39Every job's too small.
03:42He's not afraid to get his little hands dirty.
03:45For the jobs that are out of arm's reach.
03:49Or what about, you won't be stumped for who to call.
03:53Do you know what though?
03:54I'm so proud of myself.
03:56When I was doing it, I was like, so this is the manuscript.
03:59Do you know what though?
04:01It's not just being a prick on Netflix.
04:03I'm glad you did it, but the other part of me is thinking this show would be so much better
04:07if he'd got stuck and he was just facetiming from his room.
04:11Or if he turned up with two and a half feet of stuff on your arm.
04:15But you know, like the other day, because when I told you this, I was like, oh, can you get
04:19like a photo to show, so he did it.
04:21But I was like, nah, because like, my, my drain arm is the same as like, my phone arm.
04:28Well, look, I've had some overalls made up for you for your plumbing business.
04:31Even with a little slogan on the back.
04:33Oh, that's nice.
04:34Brooker's, very specific plumbing service.
04:37Small hands make light work.
04:38Oh, thank you mate, jeez.
04:42Oh, look at that.
04:48They're really nice actually.
04:49Good quality mate.
04:51Oh yeah, I splashed out.
04:52All the money had gone out of telly.
04:54Look, we are live right now, so you can send us any questions you want to ask us about the
04:59news.
04:59Message us, Instagram, the hashtags, is it okay?
05:02WhatsApp, the number's 07956175908.
05:05Or you can scan the QR code on your screen.
05:07For example, is it okay that Nigel Farage has been selling cameo videos in which he repeated
05:13extremist slogans, made comments about a US congresswoman's breasts and endorsed a neo-Nazi event?
05:19Now, he uploaded one while missing a parliamentary vote and he filmed four on the day of the Queen's
05:25funeral, including one for a stag do while he was dressed in black.
05:29Here he is looking sombre and respectful while presumably telling Daz to get on it with the lads.
05:34Is this okay?
05:35Well, I mean, we all deal with grief in different ways.
05:38Mm-hmm.
05:39It's the third stage of grief.
05:41Denial, bargaining, and recording cameos.
05:43That's the way we're...
05:44I mean, at least he wasn't dressed as the Queen.
05:48Jesus!
05:48But this is the thing, so when I heard that, I was like imagining him doing it, like, it wasn't
05:53at the funeral.
05:54No.
05:54Was it, I could, no, I was going to say, like, I could imagine him just kind of being on
05:57the phone, just going,
05:57by the way, let's go easy on the lap dancers, and Andrew being like, sorry, what lap dancers?
06:03Look, I think one of two things is happening here.
06:05Either Nigel Farage is inadvertently spouting far-right slogans and endorsing neo-Nazi events
06:09without realising it, in which case he's a bit thick, or he's doing it on purpose, in which case he's
06:15a racist.
06:16So, Nigel Farage, if you're watching, give us a call, let us know, are you thick or are you racist?
06:23What's that number? 07956175908.
06:27Are you thick or are you racist? Sounds like a new Channel 4 show.
06:33By the way, if you want to know what our supposedly next Prime Minister will look like under pressure,
06:38these candid videos were leaked of Farage's cameo outtakes.
06:43It's a really big moment, because you are turning...
06:45...fucking hell.
06:46...to our streets.
06:48Oh, for fuck's sake.
06:49Yeah, I want to do it.
06:50Yeah, I want to do it.
06:51Oh, for fuck's sake, you c**t.
06:59See, he comes across as this lovely guy that's charming to everyone that you want to have a beer with,
07:03but I think we're starting to see the real Nigel Farage now.
07:07Because apparently he told his aides that if they were asked for a statement by the press about the cameos,
07:11they should reply, go fuck yourself.
07:13And he's snapped at a few journalists lately, so I think the more he becomes, you know, front and centre,
07:19the more people kind of question him, the more he's going to snap.
07:22A few years ago, we had a segment called Pissy Corbin.
07:24Now the Farage is being properly scrutinised.
07:26I think we're going to need this.
07:34Oh, don't clap back.
07:43You didn't find that clicking triggering, did you, Brooke?
07:47I wondered why you two went up to the sound booth earlier and didn't ask me.
07:51We click a lot before the show, don't we, Hills?
07:54Oh, yeah, it's our thing.
07:55Yeah, we're like West Side Story, me and Hillsy.
07:57Yeah, but how many drones can you unblock your prick?
08:01By the way, if you're wondering what Nigel Farage won't do for money,
08:04we set up a fake account this week and asked him to make a cameo video
08:08for our mate Alex, who's just set up his own plumbing company.
08:12And he rejected it.
08:14And Farage has now stopped taking cameo requests completely.
08:18He rejected it?
08:19Yeah.
08:19Doesn't like small boats or small hands.
08:23That was his original slogan, stop the small hands.
08:26We did still want to get a plug, though, for Alex's plumbing business,
08:29so we turned to one of the biggest names on Cameo and we got this.
08:33I just wanted to say, from me to you,
08:36a big congratulations on his new plumbing business.
08:38As your slogan says, small hands make light work.
08:43APPLAUSE
08:50I was so sure he was going to say, to me, to you, Bend.
08:54Oh!
08:56Fawley!
08:56That's a shame.
08:57All right, let's get into the big story now,
09:00which was going to be the war in Iran and the rising energy prices
09:03until Donald Trump dropped a bombshell of a different kind last night
09:07during a press call with the Japanese Prime Minister.
09:09Oh, my word.
09:09OK, watch her face in this horrifying clip
09:12as he answers a question
09:13about why he didn't notify his Japanese allies
09:15that he was going to attack Iran.
09:18Now, we didn't tell anybody about it
09:20because we wanted surprise.
09:23Who knows better about surprise than Japan?
09:26OK?
09:27Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
09:29OK?
09:31Right?
09:35It's so bleak, but if you look at the positives,
09:39he didn't do the accent.
09:42LAUGHTER
09:43Does he mean the film?
09:45No.
09:46I've just watched Pearl Harbor.
09:48It's fucking shit.
09:49Her face was amazing throughout all of that.
09:52The intake of Britain.
09:54Look, that should be a meme.
09:56Someone should put a caption on that.
09:58When your colleagues start clicking without you.
10:00LAUGHTER
10:03What's amazing about it
10:04is if you let the clip go on a little bit,
10:06it's obvious...
10:07Like, normally Donald Trump doesn't know what he's done,
10:09but he clearly knew the joke had died.
10:11Yeah.
10:12Because his reaction was like every comedian
10:14after their biggest joke gets absolutely nothing.
10:17OK, watch his awkward response.
10:18Who knows better about surprise than Japan?
10:22OK?
10:23Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?
10:25OK?
10:27Right?
10:27You know, he's asking me,
10:29do you believe in surprise?
10:32I think much more so than us.
10:36Sorry, that cracks me.
10:37He's asking me, this guy, huh?
10:39Can you believe what he's asked?
10:41What?
10:41He's asked...
10:42Oh, is this thing on?
10:44Oh!
10:45I mean, it's going in funny.
10:47What the hell's going on?
10:48He's dying on his arse.
10:51Now, look, there's a whole bunch of things
10:52you can't say about Donald Trump on live television,
10:55but off the back of that clip,
10:56I think we can definitely say,
10:57he's a fucking idiot.
11:00LAUGHTER
11:07And do you know what?
11:08If he wants to sue us for that,
11:11absolutely go for it.
11:12Whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:13Sue us?
11:14Sue you?
11:15Fuck the fuck!
11:16Do it!
11:16Take me to court, Donald Trump,
11:18because then you'll have to prove in a court of law
11:20that you're not a fucking idiot.
11:22And that clip proves that you're a fucking idiot.
11:26And if that clip doesn't do it,
11:28watch the unorthodox way in the same press call
11:31he describes his military capabilities.
11:34Out of 114 sophisticated rockets,
11:37every single one of them was shot down
11:40with our equipment.
11:42All our equipment.
11:43It's amazing, actually, how good it is.
11:44So we want to be sure,
11:46and it's a small price to pay
11:47to make sure that we stay tippy-top.
11:51I can imagine that it's during an arthritis going,
11:54here comes the aeroplane.
11:56Wasn't that the guy Louis Theroux was hanging out with?
11:58No, they just tippy-top.
12:00I'm looking forward to the Make America tippy-top again.
12:04Oh, we've literally just got an Is It Okay from Des Senior
12:07saying,
12:08Is it okay the difference between Vietnam and Iran
12:10is that Trump had a plan for getting out of Vietnam?
12:15Nice work, Des.
12:16Photos of a Lost World said,
12:18Is it okay that petrol, oil and gas prices are surging
12:20because some bloke in America wanted a war?
12:22So the man who became president
12:23with the promise to bring prices down
12:25and have no more wars
12:26has now started a war that's increased prices.
12:28And this blunt clip shows that Trump voters
12:30are not having any of it.
12:33If you could say something to President Trump
12:34and he was going to hear you right now,
12:36what would it be?
12:38You're a worthless pile of s***.
12:42And you voted for him how many times?
12:44Three times.
12:45That was my bad.
12:47Apparently, I'm an idiot.
12:57I love it.
12:58If you could say something to him now,
13:00it would have been brilliant for him.
13:00He's here now.
13:03She's on cameo.
13:04She's great, honestly.
13:05And so the reason gas and oil prices have risen
13:08is that this week Israel bombed Iran's South Paz gas field,
13:11which is the largest gas field in the world.
13:12Iran then hit back by attacking
13:15the world's largest gas export facility in Qatar.
13:18And then they also attacked targets
13:19in Saudi Arabia and the UAE.
13:21Now, according to this revealing clip
13:22of Donald Trump from last week,
13:23this was not what the Americans were expecting.
13:27Look what happened.
13:28In the last two weeks,
13:30they weren't supposed to go after
13:32all these other countries in the Middle East.
13:34Those missiles were set to go after them.
13:37So they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia, UAE, Bahrain, Kuwait.
13:45Nobody expected that.
13:47We were shocked.
13:50His defence was,
13:52they weren't supposed to do that.
13:54That is not going to go down
13:56as one of the great war quotes of all time.
13:59Winston Churchill,
14:00we will fight them on the beaches.
14:01George Washington,
14:02the heart of the conflict,
14:03the greater the triumph.
14:04Donald Trump,
14:05they weren't supposed to do that.
14:07He's still like,
14:08this guy,
14:08this guy,
14:09starts bombing everyone.
14:12He's so much like a toddler.
14:14So he's surprised by everything,
14:16like a toddler.
14:17Like, I can imagine
14:18he still can't get his head around peekaboo.
14:20You know, if Melania puts her hand over her eyes,
14:23he's like,
14:23where the fuck have you gone?
14:24You know, if you had a ball
14:25and you pretended to throw it,
14:27you know he'd try and run after it.
14:29It's hard to believe
14:30Donald Trump's crack team of experts
14:32didn't predict this tactic from Iran.
14:33And if you've forgotten who the experts were,
14:35let's replay this insightful clip
14:37from last week
14:38to remind us
14:38whose advice Trump is taking.
14:41Based on what
14:43Steve and Jared and
14:45Pete and others were telling me,
14:47Marco,
14:47so involved.
14:48Oh my God.
14:50Are you telling me
14:51Steve and Jared and Pete
14:52didn't see this coming?
14:54If those guys didn't predict Iran's actions,
14:56I don't know who could have.
14:58I mean,
14:58they even typed the word war
14:59into Google.
15:01The point is,
15:02the cost of everything's about to go up,
15:03all because Donald Trump's a fucking idiot.
15:06Well,
15:06the thing,
15:07they're saying basically now,
15:08is that like,
15:09basically in Britain,
15:10they're like,
15:10the energy companies are like,
15:12yeah,
15:12so we're going to have to,
15:14we're going to have to put the energy prices up now.
15:16But it just feels like
15:16they say that every week anyway,
15:19for any old reason.
15:20Like,
15:20I could have saw it a couple of weeks ago,
15:21they said,
15:22yeah,
15:22sorry,
15:22gas prices have doubled
15:24because there's leaves on the line.
15:27So,
15:27Donald Trump then attacked
15:29Keir Starmer this week
15:30and the Prime Minister's
15:32answered questions from the public
15:33about the war in Iran,
15:34but he did it in this really cringey
15:36podcast-style Q&A video.
15:39No,
15:40the UK is not going to war with Iran.
15:45I've got a lot of questions
15:47from a lot of you,
15:47which is a good thing,
15:49so here are my answers.
15:51I mean,
15:52I don't think they're the actual tweets he gets.
15:57I'd love to see him saying that.
15:59First question,
16:00why are you such a twat?
16:04I mean,
16:05look,
16:05we've had a look at the clip
16:06and his little foray into social media was okay,
16:09but it doesn't have the pop.
16:11It's not going to grab younger viewers.
16:12So,
16:13we put some thought into it
16:14and with the help of our Keir Starmer look-alike,
16:16we've planned out how we think
16:17the Prime Minister needs to approach social media.
16:21This is a day in the life
16:22of a typical British Prime Minister.
16:26I'd like to start the day
16:28the way I mean to go on,
16:30with a weak decaf.
16:35Put the tea bag back in the box
16:38for tomorrow.
16:40Today,
16:41I'm making viral content.
16:45First off,
16:46I'm just seeing as a bush
16:47to prank people.
16:50It's not always about humiliating people, though.
16:54Sometimes,
16:55it's about rewarding them.
16:58Not for you, Grandma.
17:05At four o'clock,
17:06it's time for another viral challenge.
17:10But before that,
17:12I'd like to hit Jeremy in the face
17:14with a tortilla.
17:15Now,
17:16time for the challenge.
17:17It's so easy
17:19to fall in love.
17:22Well, there you have it.
17:24My day as a Prime Minister.
17:26If you enjoyed that,
17:29tune in tomorrow
17:29to see how I recreate
17:31one of the world's most famous YouTube videos.
17:34Don't forget to subscribe
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17:47Thank you to Matt Ford
17:48for doing the voice
17:49for that as well.
17:49All right,
17:50let's welcome tonight's guest.
17:51She's a social media sensation.
17:52He's left the torch on
17:53on the back of his phone.
17:54Please welcome
17:54GK Barry and Jack Dee.
18:13Welcome to you both.
18:14Welcome.
18:15Look,
18:15we started off
18:16with Nigel Farage's cameo videos
18:18tonight, Jack.
18:18Would you ever do a cameo?
18:20I just feel it's a bit sad.
18:22It looks like
18:23a sort of
18:23loss of dignity
18:24when you do a thing like that.
18:25I can't really understand
18:27what's in it for him.
18:28Why would he do a thing like that?
18:30Do you know?
18:31Money?
18:33How do you get into
18:34the cameo thing?
18:37Actually,
18:37I did get one.
18:38I got one from
18:38Zach Polanski
18:39in actual fact.
18:40A cameo from him,
18:41yeah.
18:42He hypnotised me.
18:43I grew breasts.
18:47Grace,
18:48we just had a look
18:48at Keir Starmer's
18:49YouTube video.
18:50Have you got any tips
18:51for how to make it
18:51a bit more...
18:52I just feel like
18:53he should have made it
18:54a bit more homely
18:55and gay,
18:56like a chaise long,
18:58maybe a bit of pink.
19:00Yeah.
19:00I don't know,
19:00I feel like,
19:01you know,
19:01when you're watching
19:02something,
19:02you do take
19:03in the background,
19:04so I think maybe
19:05you should have done that.
19:06Yeah, okay.
19:07Maybe a few, like,
19:08sex toys on the back
19:09to make him, like,
19:10a bit more relatable.
19:12I would have liked that
19:13for him.
19:15Relatable to who?
19:16Me.
19:17Oh, to you?
19:17Yes.
19:18I'm the main audience here,
19:20so, yeah.
19:21I just can't imagine
19:22Keir Starmer buying
19:23a set of toys.
19:23You need to.
19:24Really?
19:26No, I'd like
19:26a rampant rabbit.
19:29Jack.
19:30You knew that name
19:31all right, didn't you?
19:34Straight out with it.
19:36Well, like you said,
19:36it's relatable.
19:38You'd go into shops
19:39pretending to be
19:40Keir Starmer
19:40buying a rampant rabbit.
19:43Do you, Jack,
19:44do you think
19:44Donald Trump knows
19:45what he's doing
19:45based on everything
19:46we've seen so far?
19:48It's very hard to tell,
19:49isn't it?
19:49I think he genuinely
19:50thought that all he had
19:52to do was drop a bomb
19:53on this old guy
19:54and that would be
19:55the end of it.
19:56I don't think he knew
19:57what was good.
19:57It was like it was going
19:58to be, it'll go down
19:59as Donald Trump's
20:00assisted dying bill.
20:01That would be it.
20:03Well, I mean,
20:04the guy was old anyway.
20:05Why not?
20:05Whatever happened to waiting?
20:06He was going to go.
20:07He was going to go.
20:08You didn't have to do that.
20:09And now you've got the mess.
20:10There's no exit strategy
20:12in place.
20:13Yeah.
20:14I'm good at them.
20:15I can get out
20:16of anything, me.
20:17Really?
20:17Oh, yeah.
20:18You're lucky I'm here.
20:20It's been a rough week
20:22for Donald Trump
20:23because there's a judge
20:24in America
20:24that said he might not,
20:25Trump might not actually
20:27have planning permission
20:28for the ballroom
20:29he's trying to build
20:29at the White House.
20:30Oh, no.
20:32Are these his trousers?
20:38Meanwhile, look,
20:39a lot of influencers
20:39in Dubai have been
20:40affected by what's
20:41happening in Iran.
20:42But they're,
20:43here's the thing,
20:43in Dubai,
20:44they're forbidden to post
20:45about what's going on
20:46because it's a crime
20:46to spread rumours.
20:48Yeah, I got caught
20:49in that.
20:49Sorry?
20:50I got caught in that,
20:51rumours spreading.
20:52I was in Dubai
20:52and I said Prince
20:53had had a rib removed
20:55so he could suck
20:55his own dick.
20:59That was true, though, no?
21:01What?
21:01No, no, no,
21:02it turns out
21:02six years in prison
21:03for me for spreading rumours.
21:06There was a 66-year-old
21:08British man charged
21:09under cybercrime laws
21:10for allegedly filming
21:11Iranian missiles
21:11over the city.
21:13Have you,
21:14like, have you,
21:15OK, Alex has gone.
21:17Alex has just found
21:17out the Prince rumour.
21:20Have you not heard
21:21about that, Brooker?
21:21Yeah, but I've not
21:22heard it for so long.
21:28To be clear,
21:29it's not true.
21:30You can't do it.
21:34Don't go calling
21:35a doctor later on, Alex.
21:38It's one of the few
21:39body parts you've got.
21:44God takes away
21:45the wrong bits
21:46from Brooker, doesn't he?
21:47But the guy in Dubai
21:48wasn't spreading rumours.
21:49I mean, let's be fair
21:50to the guy
21:50because he saw
21:51a missile flying over him
21:53and he said,
21:54I saw a missile
21:54flying over me.
21:55That's not a rumour,
21:57is it?
21:57No, no.
21:58Well, apparently it is.
21:59It's a rumour
21:59if the government
22:00say otherwise.
22:01I suppose it is.
22:02That's why.
22:02Why do they all go there,
22:03the influencers?
22:04I don't know.
22:04No tax, you see.
22:05Is that right?
22:06No tax?
22:07No tax.
22:07Would you go?
22:08God forbid,
22:09I'm a lesbian.
22:12Get stoned to death.
22:13It's an awful way to go.
22:15A load of my friends
22:16moved out there.
22:17Really?
22:17And now I think,
22:18suck on that.
22:22That's a general feeling.
22:27You're a good pal to have,
22:28aren't you?
22:28Well, of course.
22:29You know me.
22:30And so, look, Jack,
22:31I've noticed that you've been,
22:32you know,
22:32doing some social media stuff
22:34at the moment.
22:34Yeah.
22:34And I also noticed
22:36in the Oscars last week
22:37that Conan O'Brien
22:39tried to turn
22:39Leonardo DiCaprio
22:41into another meme.
22:42Into another meme, yeah.
22:43And so,
22:43I want to do this for you
22:44because I know
22:45you're branching out
22:46into social media.
22:47Yeah.
22:47So, can you just look down
22:48that camera
22:48with your normal,
22:49just,
22:50Jack face?
22:50This one here.
22:53Yeah, that's the one.
22:54That's the one.
22:55Do you want a smile?
22:56So smiley.
22:57No, I think the grumpy face
22:58was fine.
22:59Okay.
22:59That was a smile.
23:02So, Paul,
23:03let's have a look
23:03at that photo again.
23:04Our poll tonight,
23:05if that was a meme,
23:06what should the caption be?
23:08Message us on Instagram
23:09or WhatsApp
23:10using the hashtag
23:11a meme for Jack D.
23:12When you didn't know
23:13Prince had had a rib removed.
23:16Well, I'm all asleep
23:17before we go after the break.
23:18I don't think he's going to sue.
23:21Oh, hang on.
23:22Hello.
23:23Yeah, hello.
23:25Oh.
23:27Yeah, sure.
23:28It's a plumbing job for Alex.
23:30Is he joking?
23:31Yeah.
23:33Hello?
23:35Well, no.
23:35I'm on another job at the moment.
23:38Well,
23:40well, it's Friday,
23:41so it'll be
23:42double bubble.
23:44All right?
23:44I can fit you in.
23:45We've got a break coming up,
23:46haven't we?
23:46Yeah.
23:47Yeah, I can fit you in
23:47in, like, a couple of minutes.
23:49All right then.
23:50Cash in little Anne,
23:51though, yeah?
23:53All right.
23:53All right.
23:54All right.
23:55Well, then,
23:55more last week for you
23:56after the break
23:56as we chat to Jason Williamson
23:58from Sleeperbods
23:59some of our Winter Paralympians.
24:01We'll see you in a little bit.
24:10APPLAUSE
24:14Welcome back to Last Leg.
24:16We're joined by GK Barry
24:17and Jack Dee.
24:19Uh, let's...
24:20Oh, Alex is back
24:21from his plumbing job.
24:23Oh, no.
24:24Yeah.
24:25Josh, you've really
24:25got to start wearing,
24:26like, shower cap.
24:29I'll tell you what,
24:30I didn't think the collars
24:31would match a cuss for you.
24:34All right,
24:35let's welcome another guest now.
24:36He's one half
24:37of the critically acclaimed
24:38post-punk duo
24:38Sleeperbods.
24:39Please welcome
24:40Jason Williamson.
24:57All right,
24:58let's start off by this.
24:59For those people
24:59who might not know your music,
25:00how would you describe it?
25:02Well, it's been called
25:03a few things,
25:04but, uh,
25:05I don't know.
25:06I think, um,
25:07if you could see yourself
25:08enjoying watching someone
25:10arguing with himself
25:11for 90 minutes
25:12behind a microphone.
25:13Yeah.
25:14Love that.
25:14Uh, while somebody else
25:16behind him's,
25:17you know,
25:18sort of orchestrating
25:19these dance moves
25:20never seen before
25:21by the naked eye,
25:22then, uh,
25:23then, uh, yeah,
25:24wear your band,
25:24you know what I mean?
25:26What is it about
25:27your upbringing
25:27in Nottingham
25:28that lends itself
25:29to profane rants
25:30for the working class?
25:31Well, I come from
25:32Grantham, actually,
25:32but, uh,
25:33I kind of keep that secret.
25:35Oh.
25:36Well, not secret,
25:37but, uh, yeah.
25:38Did that contribute
25:39to your anger
25:40and ranting?
25:41Well, yeah,
25:42sure, you know,
25:43years and years
25:44of, uh,
25:45absolute boredom
25:46and, uh,
25:47no options
25:48and, uh,
25:49the slow filtering
25:50out of mental illness,
25:52yeah, definitely.
25:54Pulps.
25:55Shit jobs,
25:55sorry.
25:57You're right, mate,
25:58I'm used to them.
26:00So, look,
26:01your latest album
26:02reached number
26:02six in the charts.
26:03Yeah.
26:04Features a single
26:04with Gwendolyn Christie
26:06from Game of Thrones.
26:07Uh, and you're about
26:09to go,
26:10to embark on the
26:10international leg
26:11of your tour.
26:11Yeah.
26:12Um, in Australia.
26:13Yes.
26:14Here's the poster.
26:15Uh, how have your shows
26:16gone down in Australia?
26:17We're kids, yeah.
26:18What are the Aussie
26:19audiences like for you?
26:20They're all right,
26:21they're all right anywhere,
26:22really.
26:22They're kind of the same.
26:23It's like, it's,
26:24you can never sort of tell,
26:26you know.
26:26Yeah.
26:27Uh, they might be stiff.
26:28Aussies are a bit more
26:29feral, though,
26:30don't you think?
26:30Yeah, a little bit,
26:31yeah.
26:31They're a bit like,
26:32yes.
26:33Yeah, a bit more
26:33annoying, do you find?
26:41I don't think he's worried
26:42about saying it in front
26:43of me,
26:43but he's about to go
26:44there on tour or on
26:44to sell tickets.
26:47How do you feel
26:48about social media?
26:49We've had a bit of a chat,
26:49Jack's getting into
26:50social media.
26:51Yeah.
26:52Yeah, so,
26:52yeah,
26:54it's all right,
26:55and then it's not.
26:56You know,
26:57I think bands like
26:58and a lot of bands,
27:00our contemporaries,
27:01most of them
27:01wouldn't have got
27:02anywhere without it.
27:03Yeah.
27:03So, but yeah,
27:05of late,
27:06it's, you know,
27:07well, for the last
27:07ten years, actually,
27:08it's been a breeding
27:09ground for idiocy,
27:10hasn't it?
27:11You know?
27:11It's me.
27:16That's good.
27:17Look, there's one man
27:18getting a lot of
27:18attention this week.
27:19He goes by the name
27:20of H.S. Tiki-Toki.
27:21You mentioned him earlier.
27:22He features in
27:23Louis Theroux's new
27:24documentary about
27:24the Manosphere.
27:26You've seen
27:27this documentary?
27:28OK, what did you make
27:29of it?
27:30Yeah, I mean,
27:31people were sort of
27:32saying, oh, well,
27:33you know, everyone
27:33knows about this stuff
27:34that's been going on
27:35for years,
27:36but nobody's actually
27:37interviewed these people.
27:39Yeah.
27:39Yeah, and then people
27:40were saying, well,
27:41he should have, you know,
27:42he should have come up
27:43against them,
27:44he should have challenged
27:45them, but, you know,
27:46the good thing about
27:47Theroux is he just sits
27:49there and lets them
27:49nail themselves to the
27:51floor, you know what I
27:52mean?
27:52Yeah, yeah.
27:53I always think with
27:54Theroux, if you got
27:56asked to do a Louis
27:58Theroux documentary,
27:59wouldn't you think,
28:00that's a low point,
28:02isn't it?
28:03LAUGHTER
28:05You've got neo-Nazis,
28:08Westbrook,
28:09Baptists and Leo Saville,
28:10am I on that list?
28:12LAUGHTER
28:13Why would you agree
28:14to that documentary?
28:15Are you saying this
28:17from grim first-hand
28:18experience, Dan?
28:19I've turned him down.
28:21LAUGHTER
28:21There you go.
28:24Well, on Monday,
28:24HS Tiki-Toki released
28:26this unconvincing video
28:27talking about how
28:27safe Dubai is.
28:30Boys, what you're hearing
28:31online right now
28:32about Dubai
28:32is a perfect example
28:34of why you should
28:35never trust the internet
28:36and it's just
28:36total misinformation.
28:38I'm out here right now.
28:40OK, this beach club's
28:41not busy, but yesterday
28:42it was absolutely rapid.
28:44Everything is running
28:45as normal.
28:46There are no bombs
28:47coming over.
28:47This is the best city
28:49in the world to be at.
28:50So when you're seeing
28:50people online on Twitter
28:52saying everything's
28:53shut down,
28:53it's not.
28:54I'm literally here
28:55right now
28:56living with my mum.
28:59LAUGHTER
29:00LAUGHTER
29:03It's not living
29:04with my mum.
29:06That video was made
29:07two hours after
29:08a drone attack
29:09suspended flights
29:10at Dubai Airport.
29:11By the way,
29:12HS Tiki-Toki's real name
29:13is Harrison Sullivan.
29:15And it won't surprise you
29:16no, his dad was largely
29:17absent from his life.
29:19Now, let's move on
29:20to the Winter Paralympics
29:20which wrapped up
29:21on Sunday night.
29:22GB's Neil Simpson
29:23brought home a silver medal.
29:24Three of our recent
29:25Paralympians are in
29:26the audience tonight,
29:27so please welcome back
29:28Mena Fitzpatrick,
29:29Nina Sparks
29:29and Hester Poole.
29:31CHEERING
29:42I'm going to start
29:43with Mena.
29:44So, Mena,
29:45you're 27,
29:46you're the most decorated
29:47British winter Paralympian
29:48of all time.
29:49One gold,
29:50three silver,
29:51two bronze.
29:52How old does that
29:53make you feel?
29:54Very.
29:56Let's just say that.
29:57They keep calling me
29:58the veteran,
29:59so yeah,
30:00definitely feel old
30:01at the age of 27.
30:02How many more games
30:03have you got left in you?
30:05Uh, I don't know yet.
30:06Um,
30:07as long as my mind,
30:09body and love of the sport
30:10is still there,
30:10I'll carry on.
30:11Hester's laughing.
30:12Do you take the piss
30:13out of her for being old,
30:14Hester?
30:14Yes.
30:15No, actually,
30:16he's asking me
30:17if I take the piss
30:17out of you.
30:17OK, you go on then.
30:18I think we take
30:19the piss out of each other.
30:21Um, and so,
30:22all right,
30:22Nina,
30:23what did it mean to you
30:23to become,
30:24you were Great Britain's
30:25first ever female snowboarder
30:27to compete at the Paralympics.
30:28What did that mean to you?
30:29I mean,
30:30yeah,
30:30it's mind-blowing.
30:31Um,
30:31I snowboard because I love it
30:33and it led me to the Paralympics
30:34and I made history for the nation,
30:37which is just
30:38absolutely mind-blowing
30:39and, yeah,
30:39I mean,
30:40it's only been a week
30:40so it hasn't,
30:41it hasn't sunk in at all
30:43that I even went,
30:43let alone the fact
30:44that I did that, so.
30:46Yeah, you broke ground,
30:47literally.
30:47Yeah.
30:49And Hester,
30:49you were the,
30:50you only found out
30:51three weeks before the games
30:52that you were going.
30:53Yeah.
30:54What was the wait like
30:55up until that point?
30:56I think the morning of
30:57we had to fly to Edinburgh
30:58because all the coaches
30:59were being, like,
30:59really cryptic.
31:00They were like,
31:00come to Edinburgh
31:01and I'm like,
31:02can you tell me now?
31:03Um,
31:04so me and my mum
31:04were trying really hard
31:05to be civil to each other
31:06because we were,
31:06I think my mum
31:07was shitting herself
31:08more than I was.
31:10Um,
31:10but once I got there
31:11it was kind of like
31:12watching everyone,
31:12you know,
31:13like open their
31:13Christmas presents
31:14when yours are like
31:15locked in the car
31:16or something.
31:17Um,
31:18but yeah,
31:18I mean,
31:19it just made the,
31:20finding out all the sweeter,
31:21I think.
31:21And did you take Pickle
31:22with you,
31:23your dog?
31:23I did,
31:24yeah.
31:24She's,
31:24she's been wandering
31:25around up there
31:26for like the whole show.
31:27I've noticed.
31:28Um,
31:29yeah,
31:29she stayed with family
31:30a couple of miles away.
31:31And one more question
31:33for you,
31:33you were disqualified
31:34from your second race.
31:35Both races,
31:36actually.
31:37Okay,
31:37but the second race
31:38you were disqualified
31:38for wobbling
31:39at one of the gates.
31:40Wobbling,
31:41it's called a straddle.
31:42It's,
31:43it's slalom's
31:44such an annoying sport
31:46because it's,
31:47both of your skis
31:47are supposed to go
31:48around one side
31:49of the gate,
31:49not both.
31:50I was being greedy,
31:51basically.
31:52Oh,
31:52I see,
31:52you straddled the gate.
31:53Yeah.
31:53Okay,
31:54because I would have
31:54thought wobbling
31:55is what Paralympians
31:55do anyway.
31:56I mean,
31:57literally,
31:57I mean,
31:58I,
31:58you laugh,
31:58I,
31:59in my crash
31:59two days before,
32:00I had a couple
32:01of people come up
32:01to me and be like,
32:02you're in the wrong
32:02sport,
32:03you should be
32:03a freestyle skier.
32:06Because I would
32:06basically have mastered
32:07like the half pipe,
32:08triple back 80 now.
32:10We got a tweet from
32:11Paralympic boccia gold
32:12medalist Stephen Maguire
32:13who said,
32:14is it okay Fortnum and
32:14Mason promised Paralympians
32:16a celebratory event for
32:17Paris but still haven't
32:18delivered?
32:19So,
32:20will they do the same
32:20for our winter Paralympians?
32:21Now,
32:21that's because after the
32:22Paris Paralympics,
32:24Fortnum and Mason were
32:24criticised for throwing a
32:26party for Olympians but
32:27not Paralympians.
32:28They then said they were
32:29going to plan one for the
32:30Paralympic athletes.
32:30It still hasn't happened
32:32though so we can only assume
32:33they're not going to throw
32:34one for the winter
32:34Paralympians either so
32:36we've made up our own
32:37hampers for you tonight.
32:38Josh and Alex are
32:38going to deliver them.
32:40They're in little plumbing
32:42toolboxes.
32:42I won't get too excited.
32:45There you go.
32:46Oh, it's a toolbox.
32:48I've got one for the dog
32:49as well.
32:50I've got one for the
32:51snake oil.
32:52There you go.
32:52Brilliant.
32:54Oh my God.
32:55Look.
32:56Very exciting.
32:57Oh wow, okay.
32:58Wait, I can't open it.
33:00I'm not blind, I'm just
33:01shit, sorry.
33:04Look, we've got a squeaky
33:05toy.
33:07It's hand.
33:08It's hand.
33:09I'll tell you the weirdest
33:10field.
33:12Since I put my arm down
33:13that drain, it just
33:14squeeze my hand.
33:15I love that he's got
33:16like glasses on, the
33:17blackout body.
33:19I love this.
33:20Yeah, right.
33:22Give him a look, mate.
33:23We have to go to a break
33:24but Hester, I'm going to
33:25get a t-shirt made up for
33:26you that says I'm not
33:27blind, I'm just shit.
33:31You get a screwdriver.
33:33Oh, that's so you don't
33:34wobble next time.
33:35Thanks so much for being
33:36here.
33:37We'll have more Last Legs
33:38for you after the break.
33:38We'll give a massive shout
33:39out to our deaf footballers
33:40and we'll reveal a mystery
33:42guess.
33:42We'll see you in a little
33:55bit.
33:57Welcome back to Last Legs.
33:58We're joined by GK Barry,
33:59Jason Williamson and Jack
34:00Dee.
34:01In Sporting News, Rachel said,
34:03is it okay the England deaf
34:04women's football team are in
34:05the European finals this
34:06weekend?
34:07Yes, it bloody is.
34:08Damn right, Rachel.
34:09They're playing Poland in
34:10Croatia tomorrow.
34:12They won't hear us cheering
34:13from here but we will be doing
34:14this a lot.
34:16That's a deaf clap.
34:18There is other football news
34:19this week.
34:20Morocco have been crowned
34:21Africa Cup of Nations
34:22winners after Senegal's
34:24victory two months ago was
34:25overturned.
34:26So Senegal left the pitch in
34:28protest after a penalty was
34:29awarded to Morocco in the
34:30final minute of play.
34:32Senegal then returned 17
34:34minutes later after which
34:36Morocco missed the penalty.
34:37Senegal eventually won in
34:38extra time.
34:39This week it was ruled that by
34:41leaving the pitch they had
34:42effectively forfeited the match
34:44and Morocco were declared the
34:45winners eight weeks, eight
34:47weeks after the match ended.
34:49VAR officials were heard to
34:50say actually that's pretty
34:51quick.
34:53Oh I made a football joke and
34:55they laughed.
34:56That's the end of the game
34:57before.
34:57Who are you?
34:59I know.
35:01Thoughts?
35:02Well I mean it was basically
35:04it was a professional
35:06equivalent of when the kid at
35:07school turns around and just
35:08goes do you know what I'm
35:09going home.
35:10Taking my ball and I'm
35:11going home.
35:11Absolutely.
35:13I think it's great because
35:14then both teams get to win.
35:16Yeah.
35:17Grace you're going to be in
35:18Soccer Aid coming up.
35:19Yeah.
35:20Are you going to overturn the
35:20result if you don't like it?
35:22I think I'm going to have to
35:23because I've been looking at
35:24the other team and they're
35:25all quite there's a few
35:26gladiators on there.
35:28Usain Bolt and a lot of my
35:30team do have beer bellies.
35:32Yeah we do.
35:33Sorry Alan.
35:35So I think we're just going to
35:36have to be like.
35:37Yeah we're going to have fun.
35:38Yeah if we lose we're going to
35:39have to say that was
35:40homophobic.
35:43Let them make it win.
35:44What results in history would
35:46would you overturn if you had
35:48the choice?
35:48I mean back in 2012 I think the
35:51Home Office gave out a lot of
35:52work permits to Australians.
36:01But then whose coattails would you
36:03ride?
36:09Thoughts what would you overturn?
36:10Um I would have made the doors bigger on the Titanic so Jack could have stood a chance.
36:18I would have overturned my O-level result I um you know I always thought I was better at art
36:24than that I deserve to go I came back my all my A-level and O-level results came back
36:30ungraded.
36:31Oh really?
36:32Which means that basically we'll never know.
36:35You know what I would overturn?
36:36You know what I would overturn?
36:37I would overturn you winning Celebrity Big Brother.
36:39Oh yeah.
36:40How dare you?
36:41Because no because you did a Senegal you left the house.
36:44I did not Senegal, Senegal take something to make FIFA tut doesn't it?
36:47Well you remember.
36:48I was in it that was the very first Celebrity one they did for Comic Relief and uh yeah no
36:54I did win it uh not not that it matters but I did.
36:57Yeah I know but Claire Sweeney should have won because you left you escaped.
37:00No no I escaped but I uh when I escaped from the Big Brother house I found myself in Stratford
37:05East.
37:06Yeah.
37:06Which is worse than being in the Big Brother house.
37:09So I handed myself in.
37:11Look it did give us an idea uh for an item so the end of tonight's show we're gonna have
37:15an
37:15award ceremony for people we think were robbed.
37:18Um right now though it's time to bring on this week's mystery guest uh it's someone that GK,
37:22Jason and Jack have to work out how they're connected to the news so can we have this
37:25week's mystery guest please?
37:26Oh ah ah ah ah mysterious guest.
37:31Why don't I get this name?
37:36Alright Josh Alex who's the mystery guest?
37:38This is Gareth.
37:40Gareth has been in the news deservedly this week.
37:42Mhmm.
37:43But why?
37:44Shall we have the dramatic lighting change please?
37:45Yes please.
37:47Has Gareth been in the news because he's spent the last 19 months trying every
37:51Cereal in his local supermarket to decide once and for all which is the best
37:56Is it because he's spent the last 19 months parking in every space at his local supermarket to see which
38:02the best one is or
38:03See is it because he has spent the last 19 months using every trolley at his supermarket and marking them
38:10out of 10?
38:12Either way, he's a cool dude
38:17Is this where we get to ask him questions? No, but do you have it do you have any ideas
38:21so far?
38:21Oh, I don't know you look like you've eaten maybe some cereal recently you
38:26You I don't know well tell you what we'll reveal the mystery guest after the break
38:30We'll also end the show with an award ceremony for people. We think we're robbed plus. We'll find out what
38:34caption fits this meme
38:36Message us on Instagram or what's that is the hashtag a meme for Jack D. We'll see you in a
38:40little bit
38:56Welcome back to lastly we're joined by jk barry jason williamson and Jack D now before the break we challenged
39:01our guests to work out how this person was connected to the news
39:04Can we have the options again, please?
39:07So has gaffin in the news because he spent the last 19 months trying every cereal in his local supermarket
39:12to decide which one is the best?
39:14Is it because he spent the last 19 months parking in every space at the supermarket to see which one's
39:19the best or
39:20Is it because he spent the last 19 months using every trolley at the supermarket?
39:24I'm marking them out of 10 to see which is the best. What do you think? What are your thoughts?
39:28We're just on the edge of our seats
39:36If you have I'm really interested well if it is I want to know is it that it did you
39:40was it the disabled parking spaces as well?
39:42Did you do them? They are good. That'd be given away and if it was the trolleys did you use
39:47the wheelchair adapted ones?
39:49People like you make me sick
39:53All right, can we find out the real answer please?
39:56For the last two years I have parked in every space at my local supermarket when doing the food shop
40:12Why?
40:15Like food shopping is boring right so why not turn into a game?
40:18Help pass the time. I'm not clapping till I know how big the car park is. There could be six
40:23spaces
40:25There's 108 spaces. You could have a Range Rover do it in one trip
40:30Did you go in the blue badgies? Come on. I've got a disabled family member who took me down for
40:36one disabled day
40:37Bullshit!
40:41And now have you found a favorite space and are you parking in it?
40:46Yes, there are better spaces
40:48Some which are I know the proximity to the supermarket some which are like a bit bigger some of them
40:53close to the trolley bays
40:55So there's there's a lot of different. It's a rich tapestry to
41:00Did you record it did you just take a picture every time you did it then just make a note
41:04on the phone and then I must admit
41:05There's a spreadsheet involved as well
41:08I like a spreadsheet
41:09Yeah, what's next?
41:10Yeah
41:11More car park?
41:12I'm moving on to bigger and better things. There's a there's another supermarket up the way
41:16Like a relationship
41:17Oh
41:20All right, Gareth, thanks so much for being on the show. A round of applause for Gareth
41:30Josh has been plumbing the depth of the last seven days. What have you got?
41:33Would you like to see the unfortunate moment someone tries to film some content in a relaxing spa pool?
41:38Yes, please
41:49It's a bit of fun. You know what you didn't see was upstream Alex was clearing the drain
41:57All right, we asked you what caption would fit this meme of Jack
42:02Carl said when you realized that fart was wet
42:06Oh
42:06There we go. D said when you crack a joke about Pearl Harbor to the Japanese and at bombs
42:12But our favorite that we've turned into a meme is this one from Gemma. I had my pipes rogered by
42:17Brooker
42:20All right, we're about to end the show with an award ceremony for people we think were robbed
42:24But before we do would you please thank our guests GK Barry
42:31And Jack D
42:41We'll be back next week with singer Charlotte Church and comedian Nabil Abdul Rashid, but right now, let's give out
42:47some awards to some people we think were robbed
42:49Tonight
42:51From the second biggest studio at television center
42:54It's the inaugural robbies
42:58And here's your host Adam hills
43:06Hello and welcome to the inaugural robbies the award ceremony that writes historical wrongs in the entertainment industry
43:13Well, obviously not all of them
43:15Our first award tonight is for reality television and it goes to a woman who was cruelly beaten so badly
43:20into second place that she came fifth on
43:23I'm a celebrity get me out of here and all because she got fewer votes from the viewers well
43:27No way GK
43:28As far as we're concerned, you're the true queen of the jungle
43:31It's GK Barry
43:34Thank you
43:35Oh my god
43:36Thank you so much
43:42Our second award tonight goes to a man whose single Megaton was kept from the top of the physical singles
43:47charts by the much more popular Chapel Rowan
43:49Jason Sleaford mods might not be top of the charts, but you're top of our hearts
43:53Here's your number one physical single
44:04Our next award tonight is for comedy and it writes 30 years of hurt when a grumpy young man named
44:10Jack D was beaten for the Perrier award at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival by another grumpy young man called Frank
44:15Skinner
44:16Since this is Channel 4 and budgets are tight, we'd like to present you Jack D with the unbranded sparkling
44:21water award
44:28Shake it and spray it, give it a spray
44:35It's not even fizzy
44:38Our penultimate Robbie goes to a man who gave his all on the masked singer but was unfairly beaten by
44:43someone who was actually able to sing
44:46It's Alex Brooker
44:55And Alex we have a video for you from the man that beat you Danny Jones from McFly
45:01Alex there are many injustices in the world but we both know that the worst ever was when I beat
45:07you on the masked singer
45:08I cannot go on without righting the wrong
45:11So I implore you to accept the trophy and give us one more edition of
45:16You're welcome
45:17Go on son, you know you wanna
45:20Oh
45:21Yay
45:22No, no, no, no
45:25Our final
45:26Our final
45:27Our final
45:30Our final award tonight will be presented by the man who's fronted more podcasts than he's had hot dinners
45:36As he explains on his new podcast, Josh Whittacombe's Hot Dinners
45:40It's Josh Whittacombe
45:45Yes, the final award goes to a woman who came runner-up to Jack D on Celebrity Big Brother
45:52A man who clearly didn't want to be there in the first place
45:54Congratulations to the one and only
45:56She's here
45:57It's Claire Sweeney
46:09Bindy cake good times, come on
46:12Let's be syndicated
46:17Bindy cake good times, come on
46:20Let's be syndicated
46:23There's no winning going on but here
46:26A celebration to last throughout the year
46:30So bring your good times and your trophy too
46:34You're gonna compensate what you need to do
46:39Now come on
46:41Indication
46:43Let's all celebrate and have a good time
46:49Indication
46:51Let's all celebrate and have a good time
46:56It's time to come together
46:59If you're rocked, get your treasure
47:04Everyone around the world, come on
47:07There you go, Claire, there is your award, congratulations
47:12Thanks for watching the last leg, my name's Adam Hill
47:15See you next week for the next leg, goodnight
47:20Here we go
47:23Indicate good time
47:26Come on
47:27Thank you so much for watching the next leg
47:27Thank you
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