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00:02Doobie, doobie.
00:06What up, L.A.?
00:07L.A.
00:08Y'all ain't loud enough.
00:12L.A., what up?
00:13Hey, how y'all feel?
00:15Los Angeles.
00:20It's so funny, because I be at home butthole naked.
00:23Why you got to be full naked?
00:25Because I like it, man.
00:26You got a family, nigga.
00:27So, nigga, they done seen it.
00:28Put some drawers on it, at least.
00:30Nah, man.
00:31The boys are 19 and 17.
00:32They got to see these balls every Tuesday and Thursday.
00:36I pay the mortgage.
00:37You be roaming around the house.
00:39I sure do.
00:40I be drinking juice.
00:41Balls out.
00:41That's out of line, man.
00:42Morning, son.
00:43I be Ving Rhames and Baby Boy.
00:44You want some breakfast?
00:46Without the hopping and stuff.
00:48I just be drinking juice and petting the dog.
00:50Can't do it.
00:52I be petting the dog naked.
00:53He be like, you naked?
00:54I be like, man, we both naked.
00:55He be like, roof.
00:56I don't like the pets looking at my packages, man.
00:58They don't care.
00:59They be looking, though.
01:01You ever had a cat stare at your side, man?
01:04It's pressure.
01:05Because cats give you no emotion.
01:06They just be like, what the fuck's going on?
01:11And then you know a cat gonna slap anything to move.
01:14Slapping the meat?
01:15If I jiggle around, the cat's gonna be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19You're like, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:21My cats still got they claws, man.
01:23I can't run the risk.
01:26That's fair.
01:27I get my balls scratched.
01:28Balls out.
01:30Then if a woman sees it down there, what the hell is this?
01:32No, I got scratched.
01:35It was the cats, though, not another woman.
01:37That's worse.
01:38Nah, man.
01:38Why the cats smacking your balls?
01:40I can't run the risk.
01:41Nah, you can't explain that at all.
01:42Hell no.
01:43All right.
01:44If y'all don't know, you've never been to a Ball Brothers show,
01:46this entire show is freestyled completely.
01:48Everything we're gonna talk about came from y'all on the QR code.
01:51So that's why I'm gonna be looking at my phone.
01:52It's not, I'm not taking no text.
01:54Somebody threw in here not eating coochie.
01:58That's a...
01:59They gasp.
02:00There's a crowd in there.
02:02It's probably somebody, somebody's,
02:03there's a wife or girlfriend in here who's like, man.
02:06You gotta be picky with the coochie.
02:09You can't just be eating coochie willy-nilly.
02:11Nah, you can't go willy-nilly.
02:12There's a lot of juices and stuff down there.
02:14There's a lot of stuff.
02:14There's a crock pot down there.
02:15Yeah.
02:17I feel like...
02:18Dudes just be munching, man.
02:19That's crazy.
02:20You don't be going every time?
02:21Nothing on random women.
02:23How do you decide?
02:24I got to know you, man.
02:25I got to get to know your family, your history.
02:28I got to get to know what you all about, man.
02:30She's like, eat me out, Tone.
02:31What's your mother's maiden name first?
02:33Hell yeah, man.
02:33Let me go back on the mother's maiden name, man.
02:35I need all that, man.
02:36Let me see pictures of you in first grade, second.
02:39You can't just be eating your coochie raw out here.
02:41That's crazy work, man.
02:43I talk for a living, man.
02:44My throat is valuable, man.
02:47Can't have no groves on my lips,
02:49because I was munching on random coochie out here.
02:52Not munching on random coochie.
02:54My lips of my life, man.
02:56I feel like you're snobbish about the coochie.
02:58I feel like you be having your little bib like,
03:01no, I don't know.
03:02Well, I don't really know if I shall partake in my coochie today.
03:06I really...
03:06I don't know your mother's maiden name, man.
03:09No, I'm a pish-posh on my coochie today.
03:11Maybe later.
03:12I come up like, oh, mmm.
03:14Great pooper.
03:15Seasonings, huh?
03:17You had pineapples for lunch?
03:20Ew.
03:22Ew.
03:24Remember DJ Khaled was like, I don't eat no coochie, man.
03:27Yeah, they be lying.
03:28He eat everything else, though.
03:29He big as the world.
03:31And that's where you draw the line.
03:32Ain't no calories in coochie, but you draw the line at that,
03:34but nothing else.
03:35I would be offended if I was this girl.
03:36Man, why?
03:37You three done ate seven meals.
03:40And it's only 2 p.m.
03:41You can't eat this coochie?
03:43We the best.
03:45Shut your ass up.
03:46But we the best.
03:50But I'd be risky with the coochie eat, though.
03:52I'd do it in public.
03:54I'm sorry?
03:55I'd do it in public if I can.
03:59Hold on, time out, time out.
04:00Like, if you on a Zoom call, I'd just be like,
04:03you on your little Zoom call?
04:04Keep the camera on.
04:06Tony!
04:06Tony!
04:07Tony!
04:09You ain't coochie under the desk!
04:12Tony Baker!
04:14On a Zoom call?
04:19On a Zoom call?
04:22I've never done it, but I would.
04:25I would.
04:26What the hell?
04:27I don't even know you anymore.
04:28That'd be fantastic.
04:29In the public.
04:30To let her keep her composure while she in the Zoom call,
04:34and I'm down there going to town.
04:36Man, she talking about the charts and the data.
04:38So we got a...
04:38Yes.
04:4016% increase.
04:42That's my kink, man.
04:44You be sexing in the public with the trees out?
04:47And while she on the phone.
04:48What the hell's wrong with you?
04:50I like it.
04:51On the phone.
04:52Not if she on the phone with family, but just like a regular friend or business person.
04:56I like to be in there while she on the phone.
05:00Maintain the composure.
05:02It's fun, man.
05:03I gotta go.
05:04Everybody gotta have a kink, man.
05:07Wow.
05:08Man, you ain't got no kink?
05:09No, man.
05:10I just love the Lord, y'all.
05:11Watch out, man.
05:12Somebody asked, do you sit or stand to wipe?
05:18Now, my thing, you gotta sit, right?
05:21No.
05:22Cuz sitting open your booty the most.
05:25You wipe sitting down?
05:26Yeah, I go.
05:27You know, I doodle.
05:28You feel me?
05:29And then I go wipe.
05:30Wipe, drop, wipe, look.
05:31Wait, it's a complete sit down when you wipe?
05:33Like, get, get.
05:34Show me what you're doing.
05:35I'm in the bathroom with you, man.
05:37Okay, I'm here.
05:38I'm like, whoo, whoo.
05:39These RB Steak Nuggets tore me up, man.
05:41I knew what your name was.
05:42It's crazy, man.
05:42It's crazy.
05:44Okay, and I'm wiping.
05:45I just kinda...
05:47And then I wipe.
05:48How could you wipe standing up?
05:50Cuz I got to get up in there.
05:52But how do you?
05:53When you stand up, your booty close.
05:54No, you just get in there.
05:56Your booty close on the center.
05:57You don't have to stand like this when you wipe.
05:59You just clenched up.
06:01That's what I'm...
06:01You stand wide.
06:02You get in there.
06:03Oh, you be standing wide?
06:04It's like a little slight bend.
06:06Get in there.
06:07Yeah!
06:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:08Get in there.
06:10Audra Blunt, come on out.
06:11Let's get it, man.
06:13Yeah, you just sit down.
06:14You brought your purse up here.
06:16And black women...
06:16Yeah, I don't trust nobody in L.A.
06:18I'm gonna go ahead and bring it up with me.
06:20I'm gonna just hold it in.
06:21You don't wanna leave it backstage.
06:22I'm gonna bring it right here.
06:23You look like you make six figures a year.
06:26Yeah.
06:27Yeah.
06:27She probably make two on her now.
06:29You know what I'm saying?
06:29All right.
06:30Is it Audra?
06:31Yes.
06:31All right, Audra.
06:32What's an unwritten black commandment you're sick and tired of following?
06:36You don't gotta hold it.
06:39She came in with a power suit like, it's my mic now.
06:41Nah, man.
06:42I don't know what you're gonna say.
06:42Six figures a year, man.
06:43Six figures.
06:43Just say the stuff.
06:44I got you.
06:46When you go to a family function and someone who does not know how to play spades or dominoes,
06:55they're not allowed to sit down.
06:57And I don't agree with that.
06:58You can't play spades or dominoes can you.
07:02You know what's cold?
07:04We not gonna teach you, but you not gonna fucking watch.
07:09You can't even watch as crazy.
07:11You can't even watch.
07:11They be like, hey man, what the fuck you doing here?
07:14Because you can't even ask questions if you're not playing.
07:17No.
07:17Because I gotta focus.
07:19Yeah.
07:19I can't help you right now because I gotta see what led.
07:22You gotta learn on your own.
07:24How are you supposed to learn if you don't have someone teach you?
07:27You gotta-
07:27That ain't my problem.
07:28Go to jail.
07:29That ain't our problem, nigga.
07:30Go to jail for seven to ten.
07:33Learn in there.
07:34Come out.
07:34I don't care about the crime.
07:36Learn space.
07:36You on your own, man.
07:38Matter of fact, go to jail tomorrow in ten years.
07:40Come back.
07:41We'll let you play.
07:42Jail players are good at spades.
07:45You gotta learn in the middle school.
07:46You gotta find a homeless guru that's gonna teach you.
07:49They be like, you gotta talk to Birmingham.
07:52Get a homeless dude on Skid Row on third and fifth.
07:55When you walk up in the alley, just say, renege.
07:59He gonna come out the trash can.
08:01He gonna teach you how to play spades.
08:03Don't look him in the eye, though.
08:04As soon as you look him in the eye, he gonna kick you out.
08:06If you wanna learn how to play dominoes,
08:08you gotta holla at Brimstone.
08:10He got a cardboard box over there by the Hollywood Bowl.
08:15You gotta say the word 6-3, it'll get you 15.
08:20He come out.
08:20People just count slow, but you gotta allow them an opportunity to count.
08:24No, we ain't got time for that.
08:25You're on your own.
08:26Spade's too serious, man.
08:27If you count slow, play uno and hush.
08:29Go over there and play uno.
08:30Go over there and sit with the kids and be like, draw two.
08:33Draw two and hush.
08:33That's right up your speed, man.
08:35Watch out.
08:36We ain't got time for this.
08:37Spade's is life or death in the black community, man.
08:39We can't...
08:40I said, nigga, I ain't talked to since 2003 because he reneged.
08:43Cost us three books, nigga, and I ain't...
08:45We had them.
08:47We was gonna set them.
08:48They was gonna go blind sex.
08:49It was gonna be over.
08:50This nigga gonna throw a little club like we didn't watch.
08:53This question came up.
08:55Our two daughters played a few years ago,
08:57and they're still fussing at each other over the doggone space.
09:01That's how we build in the black community,
09:03by yelling over Spade.
09:04It's eternal.
09:04So wait, your daughters know how to play and you know?
09:06No.
09:06They were fussing at each other
09:08because one said the other didn't know how to play,
09:10and they lost.
09:11Oh, snap.
09:13You didn't raise them and nobody raised you.
09:17It's over.
09:18Nobody raised you.
09:19After age 14, if you don't know how to play
09:21and you're not going to jail, it's a wrap.
09:25Cause we don't play around.
09:26I'm serious.
09:27It's serious business.
09:27It's serious business.
09:28I'm sorry.
09:29Well, how are you supposed to learn it?
09:31Man, just get the hell up out of here.
09:33Yeah, watch out, man.
09:34Just get the hell up out of here, Audra, man.
09:37Just get the hell up out of here.
09:38Watch a YouTube video, nigga!
09:40Five books.
09:42Come on out, Fitzroy house.
09:44Hell yeah.
09:45This Fitzroy right here with the blazer on.
09:48Where you going, man?
09:49Oh, wait, where you going?
09:50Is that Fitzroy?
09:52Where you going, though?
09:54He got the Game of Thrones...
09:55What the fuck you doing, man?
09:58Where was you going?
10:00What's happening, Fitzroy?
10:02Fitzroy is wild.
10:03He walked up on us like we owe him money.
10:05Like, hold on, nigga.
10:05I ain't got nothing on it, Fitzroy.
10:07Have a seat, Fitzroy.
10:08He got the top locks, nothing around the sides, man.
10:11You got the Game of Thrones hand of the king.
10:13You are exactly what I pictured, though, in the Fitzroy.
10:16This big Fitzroy.
10:17From the blazer on down to the haircut.
10:19No nickname.
10:21Fitzroy house.
10:26What's up?
10:26Why you looking...
10:27Nigga, what's good, nigga?
10:29Hey, man, your granny stay, nigga.
10:30What's good, nigga?
10:31It's hard to read, Fitzroy, man.
10:32What's good, Fitzroy?
10:34Hey, where your granny stay?
10:35That's what the niggas say.
10:36On my mama, nigga.
10:38I own the guys, nigga.
10:40See, do I sound crazy like I could kill somebody?
10:42All right, Fitzroy.
10:44Let's move along.
10:45Fitzroy are interesting.
10:47What's the...
10:48What's your question, Fitzroy?
10:49It's the blazer.
10:49Hold on, you threw me off.
10:50I don't trust things with blazers on, kid.
10:52What's something that gets on your last nerves and why?
10:56Something that you do.
10:58Oh, shit!
11:00Oh, shit, nigga.
11:04What you gonna do, kid?
11:08What?
11:08What?
11:08I do a lot of stuff that gets on people's nerves.
11:10Pumpkin pie, need a baker, grits.
11:12It could be anything.
11:15Bad Jamaican accents.
11:17Oh, are you Jamaican?
11:19Oh, are you really Jamaican?
11:20I got a good Jama...
11:21I got a good Jamaican accent.
11:22Wagwan, my youth brother, Rastafari.
11:25Rastafari.
11:26Pool running.
11:26Some people say no, they can't believe.
11:29The original Jamaican.
11:32The original Jamaican.
11:33What's wrong about Jamaican accent?
11:36You ever seen, um...
11:38You ever watch...
11:38I Know What You Did Last Summer with Jack Black?
11:41He has the white...
11:42He has the white dreads.
11:45Nah, I ain't seen it.
11:46He was in I Know What You Did Last Summer?
11:47Yeah, the second one.
11:48You talk patois the way he looks.
11:51Like a white man?
11:53I talk patois like a white man?
11:56I'll tell you, it's you Jamaican?
11:58Let me hear your Jamaican accent.
12:00We'll see whose is better.
12:01Whenever you talk patois,
12:03all the people them.
12:04Everybody said...
12:05All the people them.
12:07Big up, Jamaica!
12:08All the people them feed the aque.
12:09Big up.
12:12Big up.
12:12Tom Cruise feed the aque.
12:15Youã‚» and P.
12:15Why me?
12:16I don't talk Jamaican.
12:17People talk crazy aque in stuff.
12:20Fitz Roy is a Jamaican name.
12:22That's what it is.
12:22Fitz Roy.
12:24Help me, help me with my Jamaican name.
12:25He's from Kingston, Jamaica.
12:27We got to come together.
12:28The diaspora got to come together, brother.
12:29These diaspora words got to stop.
12:31Help me with my Jamaican.
12:33No.
12:34Okay, brah, then I got to say wild guan.
12:36Say guan, wake me up with the rice and pee wild guan, then, bruh.
12:41That was good, right?
12:42For, for, for, for, for, ras, ha, ha.
12:46The people like it, man.
12:48Pee your arms off business.
12:49You're not, you're not saying nothing.
12:50I have no idea what you said. That was real Jamaican.
12:52You healed it.
12:53I said, I'm looking in his mouth.
12:55I said, oh, my God.
12:58Shut up.
12:59How often do you do the Jamaican accent?
13:01Because he fed up.
13:02Much, too much.
13:03I go Jamaican as often as possible.
13:04Okay.
13:05I love Jamaican accent and food.
13:06I love it, too.
13:07I wish I was from Jamaica.
13:08Let me hear yours.
13:09Ross Clyde, man.
13:10The original Jamaican.
13:12What'd he say?
13:13Pure separation.
13:14Rubbish.
13:15Pure separation.
13:17Rubbish.
13:17Don't ever bring scared business to me.
13:21They got hard like Rockweiler.
13:24Hey, Tony sound good.
13:26Is that better than mine?
13:28Hey, man.
13:28Yeah, yeah, man.
13:30Watch out, man.
13:30Come on, Simon.
13:31Hey, get the hell out of the stage, Fitzroy, man.
13:34Watch out.
13:34We the niggas over here, man.
13:36We the niggas, man.
13:36Ain't no doubt, niggas.
13:37We the niggas, man.
13:38Watch out, man.
13:39Chris Mackie, come to the stage.
13:42Man, thanks for coming, first of all.
13:43Yeah, come on, man.
13:44You got the quarter zip on?
13:45Hell yeah, man.
13:46Quarter zip.
13:46Quarter zip, nigga, yeah.
13:47Quarter zip.
13:48Quarter zip, man.
13:49Quarter zip.
13:49Real niggas only on the quarter zip.
13:52It's business right here.
13:53Business casual.
13:54You already had the quarter zip before the train, or you just got it?
13:57I did.
13:57I didn't...
13:58Can you help me about the...
13:59I don't know, man.
14:00My son...
14:01I thought my son was talking about weed when he said something about it.
14:03I didn't know it was a train.
14:04Yeah, the YN said they're wearing quarter zip now.
14:07Quarter zip.
14:07Shout out to that.
14:08All right, Chris.
14:12What's an unwritten black commandment you're sick and tired of following?
14:16All right.
14:16So, sometimes you just want to get comfortable and put your hands on your hips.
14:21Apparently, that's not cool.
14:22Oh, as a man?
14:23It's not cool for a man?
14:24Straight niggas can't put their hands on their hips.
14:27Straight niggas can't.
14:28How about...
14:29Can we do one?
14:31Can we do one hand?
14:32One hand?
14:34I put my hand on my hip all the time.
14:36I think it's the two.
14:37I think it's the two hands.
14:39Nah, I put my hand on my hip like this.
14:42I stand like a monkey.
14:43I be like, what y'all doing out there?
14:44Hey, hey, hey!
14:45That's where you lose us right there.
14:47It's the hips.
14:48So, if you're saying straight up, you might be able to pull it off.
14:51Like, what the fuck's going on in here?
14:53Yeah.
14:56Now, you...
14:56That's normal?
14:57That's how the homicide detectives do it.
14:59They be like, what do we got?
15:02What's the time of death?
15:08I see.
15:10Homicide.
15:11He always say something clever on his life.
15:14Homicide.
15:14He's like, man, looks like he's all out of iced tea in the summer.
15:17Man, what the hell you talking about, man?
15:19Nobody ever gives him nothing when he says stuff.
15:22Looks like he bit off more than he could chew.
15:28It tastes like they been dead for weeks.
15:32Yeah, where's stable?
15:33I don't know how to tell you this.
15:34You're gay.
15:37What about one hand on the hip?
15:40What if I got, like, a badge right here, and then you gotta show the badge?
15:44Hand on the hip.
15:45I have one hand, and I rock.
15:47But you can't do the Forrest Gump, though.
15:50What's Forrest Gump?
15:51Remember Forrest Gump got pissed off?
15:52I'm not a smart man, but I do know what love is.
15:59He went and looked out the window off the balcony.
16:02He did double.
16:03You can't go double back.
16:04Yeah, you can't do that.
16:06He went double.
16:07And he went to make a point, I'll tell you one thing.
16:10I know what love is.
16:15If you're a black man, I wonder if you just said something to your wife or girlfriend and left off
16:19with that.
16:20And first of all, don't you ever disrespect me again.
16:26She gonna disrespect you again.
16:29She gonna throw a shoe at the back of your head.
16:30She gonna be like, fuck you, nigga.
16:33She gonna have her hand on her coochie.
16:35Nigga, who you talking to, nigga?
16:36I'll kill you, nigga.
16:38Who you talking to?
16:39So are you a hand on the hips, nigga?
16:42I stopped a long time ago.
16:45Do it again, man.
16:46Do it right now, man.
16:47We in line.
16:47Stand up, man.
16:48Be a real nigga with your hands on your heel.
16:49We're the coffee bean and tea leaves, nigga.
16:51Yeah, man.
16:53Yeah.
16:53I'm in front of you in line.
16:54I'm gonna be like, hey, man, let me get that hot vanilla.
16:58Yeah, give him something.
17:01Nah.
17:02Nah, man, he...
17:03Yeah, I wasn't...
17:04Ready?
17:05Nah.
17:05I was still trying to get my posture right.
17:08He got the foot forward.
17:10I feel like it's force.
17:11He's like Napoleon.
17:11Today we conquer Eastern Italia.
17:14I feel like it's force.
17:15Tonight we're finding victory.
17:16Yeah, he trying to find his strength.
17:17He's like George Washington on that little bullshit-ass boot.
17:20Are you in finance?
17:22Nah, nah.
17:23What you do for work?
17:24Uh, tech support.
17:25Oh, this nigga big tech support, man.
17:27That's right.
17:27Let me go ahead and log into your IP address.
17:29I'm gonna do it remote.
17:31I'm gonna do it remote.
17:31He can stand on his heel.
17:32He log into your computer remote?
17:34For sure.
17:35Do your hand be on your hips when you log in remote?
17:37Oh, yeah, yeah.
17:38Oh, yeah.
17:39All the time.
17:40I have a stand-up desk.
17:41You look like a stand-up desk.
17:43You're like, that's my bad.
17:43Oh, you have a stand-up desk?
17:44He definitely hands on your hips.
17:45That's good, though.
17:47That will release pressure on your back.
17:49Oh, yeah.
17:49You go the toe pull.
17:50Oh, my God.
17:51Man, you can do it, man.
17:52Don't let nobody tell you different.
17:54We can't do shit as men.
17:55Nah, man.
17:56We can't do nothing.
17:57Sick of y'all, man.
17:58Straight niggas can do this.
18:01Hell, yeah.
18:01This works the hips.
18:03All right, Chris.
18:04Get the hell out of here, man.
18:05Watch out how you want to, man.
18:06Put your hands on your hips, man.
18:07It's all right.
18:08You're a real nigga wherever you are.
18:09Hands on your hips or not.
18:10You could kill somebody.
18:11We should do that after the dab.
18:12Hands on the hips.
18:13Yeah, we should.
18:14What's up, Kev, man?
18:14You out here, man?
18:15That's all right, man.
18:19All right, Eric Jones, come out.
18:23What's up, Eric?
18:24Elbow pads.
18:25That's what the fuck I'm talking about.
18:26He got a corduroy jacket on.
18:27That's a grown man right here, man.
18:29The corduroy and the elbow pads?
18:31That jacket take up a lot of space in the closet.
18:33This the assistant principal sixes edition right here.
18:36He can go hands on the hip.
18:38Hell, yeah.
18:38You got the elbow pads on.
18:40Hands on the hips.
18:42You don't go hands on the hips?
18:43How you be standing regular?
18:44Like you waiting in line.
18:45What you be doing?
18:45Oh, hands in the pocket, huh?
18:46Oh, okay, okay.
18:47Okay, with the foot forward.
18:48Okay.
18:49A cool nigga right here.
18:50Respect.
18:51That you irritated?
18:52Yeah.
18:53All right, show us your body language,
18:56and you be like, this shit don't make no sense.
19:00Oh, arms folded, huh?
19:01All right, man, sit down, man.
19:02Watch out.
19:02Yeah, have a seat, man.
19:03You got the cork forces on.
19:04I like these, brother.
19:06Thank you for recognizing me.
19:07Yeah.
19:08We'll see you, man.
19:08We'll see you, brother.
19:09You pulled that corduroy jacket out of the closet.
19:11Like, I'm hitting with the corduroy tonight.
19:12Hell yeah, you stood out in the crowd.
19:13Yeah, I like it.
19:14All right, Eric, what's an unwritten black commandment
19:16you sick and tired of following?
19:18Code-switching.
19:20Oh, shit.
19:21I respect that.
19:22Oh, they felt you on that one.
19:24So you be at work and you be, do you be code-switching
19:26or you're tired of it?
19:28I work for LADWP and I'm a procurement agent there.
19:32So, yeah, I have to code-switch.
19:35So you want to imagine what it'd be like if you didn't have to?
19:37Oh, my God.
19:38If I could just do my job as the nigga that I am?
19:43I know that's right, nigga.
19:45I know that's right.
19:46Do my job at the LADWP as the nigga that I am!
19:50Okay, so give us your job as the nigga you have to be.
19:55Set the stage and then we want to see what it's like
19:57if you could be the nigga you really are.
19:59What's the problem you always run into at the LADWP?
20:03Okay, so, um, as a procurement agent,
20:06I order a vast amount of material.
20:08He already came in with the work.
20:09As a procurement agent, I order a vast amount of material
20:11from time to time.
20:13A vast amount of material.
20:13Quarterly reports, okay.
20:14Quick to switch.
20:15I feel you though, go ahead.
20:16So, um, as a procurement agent,
20:18I often make orders and they don't arrive timely
20:21and I have to call the vendor and apply pressure
20:24to get the goods in.
20:26Okay, how you apply pressure at work?
20:28Over the phone or via email?
20:30Let's do phone.
20:31Okay, phone.
20:32Okay, Tony's the vendor, man.
20:33And he ain't delivered the paperwork on...
20:35Oh, I'll fumble.
20:36Because I can't really see.
20:37Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm over here.
20:38Y'all on the phone.
20:39I'm on the phone.
20:39And he ain't delivered the stuff.
20:40All right, here we go, Tony.
20:42Oh, hey, uh, Tony, this is Eric from LADWP.
20:45I'm giving you a call about the order
20:46of three-quarter inch piping I ordered last week.
20:49I've noticed we have yet to receive those items.
20:52Can you give me an explanation as to why they haven't arrived
20:55and give me an ETA so I can satisfy the customers that I have?
21:00This nigga's work voice is immaculate.
21:02I said, as to why?
21:04Oh, my.
21:05That's per my last email invoice.
21:07I'm sweating back here.
21:08Oh, shit.
21:09We fucked up.
21:10Yeah.
21:10Go ahead, Tony.
21:11I got it on mute.
21:12We fucked up.
21:14Oh, yes, Eric, let me tap into the mainframe
21:17and check out that invoice.
21:19Can I get that invoice number, please, Eric?
21:22Listen, Tony, if you check the email I sent you just previously,
21:25you will find that the invoice number and the order number
21:29are at the bottom right-hand corner.
21:32I really do need you to explain to me why the items haven't arrived.
21:36I have customers that are applying pressure to me
21:39because we're holding up operations.
21:41Now we're starting to affect public safety,
21:43and I have to answer to Mayor Bass.
21:46So, Tony, I need you to explain to me what's going on with this order.
21:51Oh, copy that.
21:52Oh, I see.
21:53I see what happened.
21:55We sent the invoice in.
21:57We ran late.
21:58We missed the deadline,
21:59so we sent the invoice in this afternoon,
22:03earlier this afternoon,
22:04so you should be getting those within the coming week.
22:09All right, Eric, we're going to start over,
22:11and you're going to be the real nigga Eric Corderoid jacket
22:14court forces on.
22:17At work, same problem, same issue,
22:20full black like you want to be.
22:22Can I also be the real nigga that I am?
22:26Full niggas on both sides!
22:28All right, nigga, send me that email, nigga.
22:34Hey, Tony, what's up, man?
22:35It's Eric, bro.
22:36Oh, what up, dog?
22:37Man, where the hell is the goddamn piping?
22:39I got these motherfuckers all on my ass, bro.
22:42Wait, first of all, lower your case, nigga.
22:45Hey, hey, look.
22:46What's the case number, nigga?
22:48Shit.
22:48My nigga, don't you read your goddamn emails?
22:51That's how you feel?
22:53Nigga, I got pressure right now, bro.
22:56Where the fuck is the piping?
22:58All right, nigga, since you whining this shit,
23:00what's the email you sent it from?
23:03I don't see it.
23:04Nigga, you only got one email and one job.
23:08You fucking with my lunch break right now, my nigga.
23:10I see it.
23:11I see it.
23:11It went to the junk mail, you whole ass, nigga.
23:14I see it.
23:15I'm gonna send it in tonight, man.
23:17You gonna get it by the end of the work day.
23:18Man, that's that same bullshit you ran on me last week, nigga.
23:21You always late on the piping, bro.
23:23Hey, nigga, man, fuck you, bro.
23:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, look, nigga.
23:27Check this out.
23:28You want that check, right?
23:30Yeah.
23:30Yeah, you overcharging me for the piping any goddamn way, nigga.
23:34Touche, nigga, touche.
23:36So can you get me the goddamn piping, bro?
23:38All right, man, I got you, man.
23:39Goddamn, man.
23:40You ain't got to cuss me out like you.
23:41Look, look, my nigga, I'm under pressure.
23:43I'll tell you what.
23:44I'll roll up sudden.
23:46I'll come through.
23:46We'll blow one.
23:47You feel me?
23:48We got to work on our shit.
23:50But nigga, you can't keep him and me up like this, nigga.
23:53You can't live with that, man.
23:54My bad, though.
23:55My bad.
23:56Real niggas at the LATWB, nigga, solving issue.
24:00Eric Jones, real nigga at the work.
24:03Nigga, respect.
24:04Y'all show some love to Eric Jones.
24:06Yeah.
24:07That's what I'm talking about, Eric.
24:10The fact that black people got both of us, them two people inside us at all times.
24:15All times.
24:15And you got to subdue real nigga.
24:18And work nigga got to come out.
24:21Well, he even wanted to do that for years.
24:23Oh, man.
24:24Oh, my God.
24:24He was waiting to do that, boy.
24:26He was going to do that tomorrow and get fired.
24:28He was going to be like, nigga, I'm who I am, nigga.
24:30Where the piping ass?
24:31Oh.
24:32All right.
24:33Come on, Adrienne Lowe.
24:34Come to the stage.
24:35Here we go, Adrienne Lowe.
24:37What's the pettiest thing you've ever done that you're still proud of?
24:40Oh, snap.
24:42So there's a 19-year age gap between my mom and I.
24:46So I feel like the older I get, the closer in age.
24:51Speak up, Adrienne.
24:52I feel like the older I get.
24:53Just speak up.
24:54Oh, my bad.
24:54My bad.
24:55The older I get, the closer in age I am to my mom.
24:59So we kind of argue.
25:00There's a 19-year age gap between her and her mom.
25:02That's what she said at first.
25:03We argue a little bit more.
25:05So on this person.
25:06You be arguing with your mama?
25:07She argues with me.
25:08I just have things to say back to her.
25:10So you be arguing?
25:12You a disrespectful daughter?
25:14No, I just have a response.
25:15I just have to explain myself.
25:17You can't respond to black parents.
25:18That's true.
25:19That's true.
25:20I ain't trying to hear it, but go ahead.
25:21You got to take it, but keep going.
25:22On this particular day, I went to my parents' house,
25:24and my mom came outside.
25:27I'm about 25 at this time, and she kind of went off on me.
25:31But she had her head in my window, so she was poking her head in the window,
25:36like, going off on me.
25:38So I rolled the window up.
25:43Your mom is 44 years old, and you rolled the window up on her?
25:48I rolled it up.
25:49Did you trap her head in the window?
25:51She was, and I drove down the street.
25:55You are the worst daughter of all time.
25:58Drove down the street?
26:00With a Sade shirt on?
26:01You're not even supposed to have that kind of energy.
26:05What kind of diamond life shit is this?
26:08So I drove down the street.
26:10How fast were you driving?
26:12Was she running or walking?
26:14She had a power walk.
26:15She had to keep up with me.
26:16Did you do a complete block?
26:18A whole block?
26:18I did the whole block.
26:19I even made a U-turn.
26:21I made a U-turn.
26:21You made a U-turn with your mom's head in the window?
26:24Wow.
26:25Your mom was like, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
26:27What was she saying during all this?
26:30She was still talking mess.
26:32Like, she was still talking crazy to me.
26:36So...
26:36Wait, so she never said stop the car or nothing?
26:38Oh, she did.
26:39Oh, absolutely.
26:39She was going on.
26:40That's not talking mess.
26:42That's...
26:43My life is at risk.
26:46There's a difference.
26:47Do y'all love each other?
26:48Love each other, absolutely.
26:49But do you like each other?
26:51We do.
26:52The voice went up, y'all.
26:54We do.
26:55I mean, define life.
26:56I mean, we do.
26:57What did she say when you let her head go out the window?
27:00Like, she ain't still off on you?
27:02Oh, no.
27:03No.
27:04Is your...
27:04What?
27:05Is your mom scared of you?
27:06No, she's not scared of me.
27:08So how did...
27:09Okay, how did it end?
27:10I got a 19-year age.
27:11I got that.
27:12Me and my mom got a 19-year age gap.
27:14I ain't never zipped her head up.
27:16Like, hey, mama, since you're 19 years up, zzzz.
27:20Who's the parent now?
27:21Me and my mom, I'm 19 as well.
27:23I never wrote her up.
27:24Um, I just let her head out and I left.
27:27This nigga said, say something else.
27:30Huh?
27:31Huh?
27:31Huh?
27:32Huh?
27:33What's up?
27:33Who the mama now?
27:35All right, then.
27:36When you let her head loose, was she rolling on the ground as you drove off in the rearview
27:42mirror?
27:43No.
27:43No.
27:44This is wild, man.
27:46What did...
27:47This is crazy.
27:49What did you do when you went home when you just like, yeah, nigga?
27:53Funny.
27:53It was funny.
27:54Like, what do you say?
27:55What...
27:56What are you gonna say?
27:57All the black people are like, man, I could never roll my mama head up in the window and live
28:01to tell the tale.
28:01Rolling my mom head up in the window, I'm a dead man walking.
28:05I'm dead.
28:06I would be in heaven like, that was crazy of me. I don't even know why I did that.
28:10The next time I get in the car, it's gonna... it's gonna explode.
28:14It's gonna be the beginning of the casino, nigga.
28:16Like, boom!
28:19What happened to Tony?
28:20He blew up in that car.
28:21He rolled his mama head up in that window in.
28:23We're gonna be at your funeral like...
28:24And she blew up.
28:25How did Tony die?
28:26Let me tell you what.
28:27And she gonna be at the funeral.
28:29I killed this nigga, y'all.
28:31He rolled my head up in that window.
28:33If my son rolled my head up, you gotta kill me.
28:38You have to keep going.
28:40Yeah.
28:41My head needs to fall off into the driver's seat.
28:43Still gonna be talking shit headless.
28:46Yeah.
28:46For sure.
28:47Because if you don't kill me, I got to kill you.
28:51All right, Rhianna Duncan, come to the stage.
28:54Tell us about the worst date you've ever been on.
28:57Okay.
28:58Uh, should I start from the beginning?
29:00Not the black beginning.
29:01Just...
29:02Sometimes black people be like, when I was in third grade, irrelevant objection.
29:06Keep all information relevant.
29:08Keep all information relevant.
29:08The beginning of the...
29:09Not...
29:09I was hungry.
29:10Not that.
29:11Yeah.
29:11We got other stuff to talk about.
29:13All right.
29:14So, I was in college.
29:15This was when, um, I first started hopping on the dating apps and stuff.
29:19Uh, it was my more friendlier days.
29:22I like to test drive before I commit to something.
29:25So, I said, hey.
29:26What you mean by test drive?
29:28I'm gonna fuck on the first date.
29:30So...
29:32Respectfully, I'm not about to hop on the second one if you don't do well the first time.
29:37Fucking on the first date?
29:40It takes a lot to get to the date part.
29:41Full smash?
29:43It depends.
29:45It depends.
29:46It depends.
29:46It depends.
29:47It depends.
29:47You gotta start how well you start to perform.
29:51Perform on the date?
29:53On the date, and then sexually.
29:55We don't go straight the full, you know, whatever, but like...
29:58So, during the date, you're like, hmm, let me see if I'm gonna give this nigga some coochie later on.
30:02Exactly.
30:03All right, I got you.
30:03Go ahead.
30:04Exactly.
30:04Um, and so, he was like...
30:06I was asking what he does.
30:07He was like, oh, I'm a comedian.
30:08I like to laugh.
30:09Sure.
30:09You know what?
30:10Cool.
30:10Let's do that.
30:10Do I know him?
30:11What's his name?
30:11Tony, man, you're throwing her off track.
30:14We doing...
30:14We throwing her off.
30:15I'm a comedian.
30:15I probably know him.
30:16Is he black?
30:17No.
30:17No, man, watch out.
30:18Tony, stay focused.
30:19Are you not black?
30:21I was experimenting.
30:22Really?
30:22So, and...
30:23You smashing whites on the first day?
30:25He wasn't white.
30:26He wasn't white?
30:27No.
30:27Hispanic.
30:28He was mixed.
30:29Okay, mixed.
30:30He was mixed.
30:31Okay.
30:32So...
30:32What's his name?
30:35First of all, I'm not even gonna give him the clout.
30:38Ooh.
30:38I'm gonna explain why.
30:40Okay.
30:40So, he goes, we're talking, and I was like, hey, can you tell me a joke?
30:45You're a comedian.
30:46Tell me a joke.
30:47I hate that shit.
30:48No, because here's the thing.
30:50The entire time, he was not funny at all, and then there was no charisma there.
30:54Okay.
30:55The more mad she gets, the more her accent changes, by the way.
30:58My bad.
30:59All right.
31:00So, damn.
31:01All right.
31:02All right.
31:02So, boom.
31:03All right.
31:03So, boom.
31:04Brooklyn, Staten Island.
31:04I'm like, tell me a joke.
31:05Manhattan.
31:06He goes, my dick game.
31:08I should've believed him.
31:09He said what?
31:10My dick game.
31:11Was the joke?
31:13Yes.
31:14I should've believed him.
31:16And so, I was like, all right, you know what?
31:19It's been a minute.
31:21Fuck it.
31:21Let me try to, you know...
31:23Let's see.
31:24So, we start making out.
31:25Okay.
31:26I feel like you went in for the kiss first.
31:29That's the energy I'm getting from you.
31:31Like, you just grab a nigga by the back of the head and like, fuck that.
31:35First of all, I am a lady.
31:38Consent first.
31:39I know how to mac.
31:40I know how to flirt.
31:40It's cool.
31:41You know?
31:41Like, I start doing my little game.
31:43I'm like, all right, cool.
31:43Like, you know, start making out.
31:45Bet that.
31:46And then, all of a sudden, he goes, stick your tongue out.
31:49Now, I like someone that's a little bit dominant.
31:51So, I'm thinking, something's about to happen.
31:53So, I'm like, all right, cool.
31:55You know, we swapped exams and stuff.
31:57So, I knew he was clean.
31:58Okay.
31:59Bet that.
31:59Bet the word.
31:59So, I was like, ah, okay.
32:01Uh-huh.
32:02And then, he sucks on my tongue like it's a straw.
32:06I swear you heard...
32:10That nigga said, I'm a ramen your tongue.
32:12He starts sucking on my tongue like it's a straw.
32:16And that was the first time I've ever, like, made out with someone
32:19and, like, opened my eyes.
32:20Like, he's...
32:21His eyes is closed, sucking on my tongue, and I'm just...
32:25You just stopped kissing?
32:27I did.
32:27So, wait.
32:28When you stuck your tongue out, what was you expecting to happen?
32:35You bite me, nigga.
32:38I thought he was gonna drop something off in my mouth.
32:41I...
32:41You thought he was gonna spit in your mouth.
32:43No, you thought he was gonna put the...
32:45Oh, penis.
32:45So, you'd rather him, instead of sucking your tongue,
32:48you'd rather him put his penis in your mouth.
32:51Like I said, I was experimenting.
32:53Hold on, hold on.
32:54Let's just...
32:54She had the lab coat on.
32:56Let's just talk.
32:56So, let's come over here.
32:57Hands on the hips.
32:58Yeah.
32:59So, let's take her sister's...
33:00So, listen.
33:01She was like...
33:02She stuck her tongue out.
33:03I'd rather have your dick on my tongue than you actually sucking it.
33:06She wanted to close her eyes and have helmet instead.
33:09Yes.
33:09Full pain.
33:11Full pain.
33:12His mouth was actually...
33:13Where was y'all at?
33:14My dorm.
33:16But also, just for a disclaimer, it also kinda hurt a little bit.
33:19He sucked it real hard.
33:20Okay.
33:20The hard sucks hurt.
33:21All right.
33:22Hard sucks hurt.
33:23We might be back on your side.
33:24You can't suck too hard on the tongue.
33:25But at the same time, she asked him to tell him a joke, man.
33:27You want...
33:28We hate that.
33:28That's where she lost points.
33:30That's where the...
33:30That would've drive my Gucci up.
33:32Whoa.
33:34All right.
33:34Come on out.
33:35Yana Robinson.
33:36Thanks for coming.
33:37All right, Yana.
33:38Let's get it.
33:38What's something absolutely wild about your life that no one would believe just from looking
33:43at you?
33:44I almost punched my cousin in the face.
33:46You would?
33:47For what?
33:48So, she decided she was gonna throw herself a going away party.
33:51Like, who does that?
33:52She said...
33:53Wait, who throws a going away party?
33:54My cousin.
33:55My cousin threw a going away party for herself.
33:57That's not normal?
33:58No.
33:59Someone's supposed to throw it for you.
34:00Did you offer her to throw it for her?
34:01No.
34:02Oh, you don't care about your cousin?
34:03She was moving to Vegas.
34:05It's not that far.
34:05She was like, hey, I'm moving to Vegas, y'all.
34:07You was like...
34:07Nobody cared.
34:09Pretty much.
34:11I could take a 30-minute spirit flight and be there.
34:14Oh, man.
34:14But she's moving.
34:15That's your cousin.
34:17Is your cousin on your mama's side or your daddy's side?
34:19My mama's side.
34:20Oh, wow.
34:21Oh, you really ain't cousins for real.
34:22This is crazy talk.
34:23I thought y'all was supposed to be tight.
34:24Black cousins be like siblings.
34:25I mean, we used to be tight.
34:26She got married.
34:27She got divorced.
34:28She got her body done.
34:29She wanted to be a model.
34:29It was a whole thing.
34:30What'd that do with y'all being close?
34:32She became a new person after she got her body done.
34:34Oh, she thought she was better than you when she got the new body?
34:36Exactly.
34:37She got a BBL?
34:37Mm-hmm.
34:38She came in with a big booty, and you was like, you ain't my cousin no more.
34:41Yeah, I don't recognize you.
34:42I got a regular booty.
34:43You over here at BBL McGee.
34:45Your booty don't match the legs.
34:47Pretty much, pretty much, pretty much.
34:48Oh, she got one of those?
34:49Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:49I hate it when the booty don't match the legs.
34:51Yeah, so she threw herself a party.
34:53She said, hey, bring your dude.
34:55We gonna have other dudes there.
34:56I get there.
34:57She's throwing herself a party and a photo shoot in lingerie.
35:01Oh?
35:02When y'all walked in?
35:03Yes, yes.
35:04She was in lingerie, and she had a photographer taking pictures.
35:07So me and my dude walk in.
35:08We sit on the couch, and then they start playing music.
35:10There's only three other people there.
35:12I was like, I thought it was a party.
35:13Yeah.
35:14So we sit on the couch, and all of a sudden, she starts twerking in front of us.
35:17Oh.
35:18This is a good time right here.
35:19What kind of going away party is this?
35:21This sounds all right to me.
35:22You're supposed to have meatballs in a crock pot and taboo.
35:25Does she have food?
35:26Costco pizza, that's about it.
35:28Costco pizza and twerking?
35:29This is crazy.
35:30Costco pizza is good, by the way.
35:32Costco pizza is good, but it ain't for twerking.
35:34I mean, you know, pizza is pizza.
35:35And Hennessy, I guess she drank too much, but we were about to fight right then.
35:38My fiance had to grab my arm.
35:39I was like...
35:40So you was about to steal off on her?
35:41I was about to steal off on her.
35:42Who does that?
35:43You was going to steal on her without the conversation?
35:46He had to grab my arm.
35:47I was about to.
35:49That's your cousin, though.
35:50How the fuck is she my cousin?
35:51I don't think y'all was close to begin with, man.
35:54She flipped her braids around when she said that.
35:56She did.
35:57I don't give a fuck.
35:57And we haven't spoken in three years.
35:59She hasn't come to Thanksgiving.
36:00The family split.
36:02Damn.
36:03One twerking lingerie ended the whole relationship?
36:06You can't even make one twerk mistake.
36:07You sit with that same dude?
36:08You sit with that same dude?
36:08Yeah, and she ain't invited to the wedding either.
36:11You ain't invited her to the wedding?
36:12Nope, she ain't invited to the wedding.
36:13What kind of cousin is you, man?
36:14What kind of cousin is she?
36:16She's the twerker, Tony.
36:17She's just trying to figure out her identity in life.
36:19That was nice.
36:21Ethan Ease, come on now.
36:24This is Sterling K. Brown saying Ethan Ease.
36:28Sterling K Brown, though.
36:29Sterling K Brown.
36:31Real nigga
36:32Oh, shit, man.
36:34Sterling K Brown, though.
36:38a man. Sterling K Brown though. Oh shit man. Ryan Michelle. Oh shit. Thank y'all for coming. Paradise.
36:58Paradise. That's the childless brother-in-law and your grandfather. Oh shit. Sterling K Brown. Sterling K Brown dog. I
37:09was just watching you on YouTube when you told your dad on This Is Us you didn't need him. He
37:14was like I just came here to tell you I don't need nothing from you. He be delivering every time
37:19man. Where is Tony? He be acting. He's not even really injured right now.
37:25That's a performance. Tell us something about yourself that people wouldn't know. What we didn't know but I done ayahuasca.
37:35Sterling. You did ayahuasca. Yeah bro. Twice. Like six times. Yeah. Sterling K Brown. You was in the woods in
37:43Joshua Tree. I was in Costa Rica. Oh you really serious about the wasca. I did. I did the shit.
37:49What did you. Did you was like oh nigga. Yeah. You was on the ancestral plane. It was crazy.
37:55She did it with me. Ryan Michelle Bethea was doing drugs. They call it the medicine. So it's not like
38:03a drug but no shit will trip you out. It's crazy. It's crazy. Hold on. How does it work? Because
38:08I never did drugs. I love the Lord. Listen. I love. Shame on you. They give you a little shot.
38:14Has anybody done ayahuasca out here?
38:16We black. I got you. I got you. I got you. I understand. I understand. It's quite alright. They give
38:22you this little shot glass. Right. And they pour the medicine in. And then you go lay on a pallet.
38:27And on your pallet at the end of the pallet there's a bucket. And the bucket is for the purge.
38:32Oh okay. Niggas be throwing up. Oh. So you take the little shot glass and you lay down and you
38:39wait to see what's gonna happen. If nothing happens in an hour they give you they say like would you
38:43like some more medicine. If you can understand that question the answer is yes. Nigga you need some more medicine.
38:50So you do it like that second glass and then you are. It's a lot of stuff that happens. What?
38:57It's a lot of stuff that happens. And let me say this before black people think that I'm crazy. I'm
39:01not crazy. And it's not for everybody. No. I'll be terrified. It's not for everybody. Anita Baker will be there
39:07like why you ain't listen to my albums when you was a child. You damn sure didn't. Anita I didn't
39:12know. You damn sure didn't. Be like no Anita I was a baby. There was one night and Ryan makes
39:22fun of me because me and a lot of white women were dancing.
39:25Were you dancing black or were you dancing with the white because you know they'd be. I had like a
39:30little bit of combo. Where I would like keep the rhythm and then I would go free flow for them.
39:36You know what I'm saying until everybody felt comfortable. I like the white women to feel comfortable. Bird knows what
39:41I'm talking about. It was fun. And she literally the whole night was just sitting there watching me like look
39:46at this nigga making shadow puppets on the wall with the white women. With the white women. It was a
39:53good time.
39:55Ryan what happened to you when you was doing the drugs.
39:59You know. So I will just tell you. I'm black. So I. She said we. She black like we. I'm
40:07black. Don't try to act like you blacker. You went. You came with me. Oh. Touche.
40:13She's a nurse. And I was like now listen.
40:16For the black people. Like what happens. She's like girl we have a shot. Like if something happens to you
40:22and you can't come back we have a shot. So that's. Oh a shot. Another drug.
40:26They have another drug to take you out. They're going to bring you back the EpiPen.
40:30Yes. And that's when I felt comfortable because I was like oh I won't you know I won't trip out
40:34too much. And then I felt comfortable.
40:35Okay. So. But most of the time I was just looking like I'm in a room full of white people.
40:43I love how in your hallucinations. There's a lot of white people.
40:45My hallucinations. You was like I don't know y'all whites in here with y'all drugs.
40:49I was like where the exits. Okay.
40:53So. I love how y'all maintained y'all blackness even though y'all was on the ancestral planet.
40:57But wait he. So we were in there and I was. So this is the first night and I'm like
41:02mm-mm.
41:03And so somebody goes in the bathroom and they tell you it's not that bad. No one has ever died.
41:09It's going to be fine.
41:10No one has ever died. Yes.
41:11That would terrify me even more. That's the bar. So I was like okay. So you say.
41:17So I'm in. And so somebody goes in the bathroom and I'm you know they have a little pallet.
41:22So I'm trying to get cozy. You know I'm just like just cozy. And I hear in the bathroom.
41:32And I said somebody done died in the bathroom.
41:37I said they said somebody died. And I rolled over and I was like mm somebody died in the bathroom.
41:44And then cut to. This is funny. No it's not because people purge in the bucket. Right.
41:51They sort of have the oral thing. My thing is I just have to use the bathroom. Right.
41:57Now I make it to the bathroom on time.
42:00This is important to understand because there was an old lady who had an accident.
42:04But. I'm out. I'm out.
42:06I made it to the bathroom on time.
42:09And look. First of all the people that stand up to wipe their ass.
42:12I don't understand that. I just have to say that real quick.
42:14I was saying you got to sit down and get your back. That was normal.
42:18You said. But why are you there? You're here.
42:20You're here. You're here.
42:22And then you get up and you walk away.
42:24Y'all don't look back at the material.
42:26You can look back. I went into the bathroom.
42:29And I started to get dehydrated.
42:31Because you lose. The medicine makes you lose a lot of water.
42:34So it gets a lot of water. And I was like oh I don't want to get stuck in the
42:36bathroom.
42:37So I said I'm going to wipe. I'm going to clean myself up. I'm going to go outside.
42:41So I clean myself up. I get up to go outside.
42:44The next thing I know.
42:46Tone. Kev.
42:47Somebody put their hand on my shoulder.
42:50I was the nigga that fell down in the bathroom.
42:53Holy shit.
42:55I passed the fuck out.
42:58It was him.
43:00It was him the whole time.
43:02It was me.
43:04I was that dude.
43:06That's crazy.
43:06But I didn't die.
43:08So to God be the glory.
43:11He didn't die.
43:12Ladies and gentlemen.
43:13It's up with Katie Brown.
43:14I'm driving the show back there.
43:16LA.
43:16God bless y'all.
43:17Thank y'all so much.
43:18Paul Brothers.
43:19God bless y'all.
43:20Good night.
43:21Oshoways.
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