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00:04Doobie, doobie.
00:07New York!
00:10We got Tim's on for y'all, man.
00:13We got Tim's on. We got Tim's on.
00:16You heard?
00:17Big Tim!
00:23I won't feel like a real New Yorker until I can stand on the subway train without holding the rail.
00:30Cause y'all be taking it. Y'all be still.
00:38That train be doing all this. Y'all ain't grabbing nothing.
00:43I'm going to the crib, son.
00:45Got me mad tight out here. I ain't grabbing nothing.
00:49Man, how y'all do that, man?
00:50You gotta be in the knees. You gotta get your knees going.
00:52I be holding on for dear life.
00:55As soon as I get in, I grab the pole before I even step in.
01:01I'm from out of town, guys.
01:04I'm from out of town!
01:06I be strip teasing in that bitch.
01:09Pole dancing.
01:11If y'all never been to a Bar Brothers show, this is how it works.
01:13This show is entirely freestyled.
01:15Everything we talk about is something y'all suggested on the QR codes here.
01:18If the show sucks, it's your fault.
01:21Y'all want us to talk about why I didn't know about Anita Baker as a kid.
01:26And it's because of the church.
01:28Like, I don't think people understand how religious we were.
01:31Like, it was no...
01:32If it wasn't gospel...
01:35Come on, Tone.
01:36If it wasn't gospel, we couldn't even listen to it.
01:39I didn't even know Anita Baker did a song with a woman.
01:41The name of the album was Rapture.
01:43Nah, man.
01:46You would've known that already if you was a real fan, son.
01:49She wasn't talking about the Lord's Rapture, man.
01:51That was blues.
01:52That was R&B.
01:52We couldn't do that.
01:54That's why I didn't know Anita Baker.
01:55Why, Tone, man, he don't want to tell you.
01:57Because I went to her concert and she recognized me.
01:59I got to go backstage and meet Anita Baker.
02:01And you loved her your whole life.
02:03And you never met her.
02:04And I was backstage because Jesus loved me more.
02:10Favor ain't fair, nigga.
02:14All right, come on out, Florence.
02:16Hell yeah, Florence.
02:18Let's get you.
02:18Hi, Florence. How are you?
02:19Have a seat. Praise the Lord.
02:20Welcome, son, woman, daughter.
02:22Yeah, we right here.
02:23Y'all don't say daughter. It's all son.
02:25Son is universal.
02:26Word.
02:27Word to my mother, man.
02:28All right, Florence.
02:30What's something mainstream would consider a green flag in a relationship
02:33but somehow still gives you the ick?
02:36Okay, so people that are, like, you know, really, really independent.
02:41So, like, you running ultramarathons.
02:44You got a strict diet.
02:46Why are you looking at me when you said that?
02:49Yeah, Florence. I'm on your side.
02:51Keep going, son.
02:53You got a strict diet.
02:54Like, I can't...
02:55Like, maybe you intermittent fast and you only eat avocado toast
02:58at the same time and smoothie bowls and then fruit
03:00and then tofu every single day.
03:02Things like that.
03:02Nobody in specific, man, but just certain people.
03:06Maybe sometimes you have a biscuit here and there,
03:07but that's, like, once a quarter.
03:10I can't be with someone who can't smell the fried chicken
03:12I'm eating in the room. It's crazy.
03:16So strict diet and fitness overall, like abs and stuff,
03:19you hate those, right?
03:21You trying to put words in my mouth.
03:23You trying to put words in my mouth.
03:24I'm just asking. I ask.
03:28I have no smoke.
03:29I got no straps for nobody, okay?
03:35Why does that give you the it?
03:39Because, like, you could be healthy, but I'm not trying to look at you saying that,
03:44no, we can't go to this restaurant because I have these macros I have to hit.
03:47Or maybe you, like, pull your phone out and you be scanning stuff like,
03:50oh, I want to try this scan.
03:52Oh, it has too much stupid glycerin or whatever Tony be saying.
03:56I mean, anybody, not Tony specifically.
03:59Oh, I don't know if I can.
04:01The app told me no.
04:02All right, y'all having a good-ass time.
04:05So your bitch ass is laid up in the hospital talking about health is wealth, y'all.
04:10Pray for me because your diet is fucked off.
04:14Fuck y'all.
04:15I hope you're flatlined on your bad-ass choices
04:18that you wanted to stand ten toes down in.
04:21And don't be asking me for no tips when you're down for the count.
04:26Sick of y'all, man.
04:29But not you.
04:32So would you, could you be in a relationship with somebody who was super fitnessy like that,
04:35or you would just be like, I gotta go?
04:37Nah, I can't do that.
04:39You would break up with him or her or them or they?
04:43I would and I have.
04:44You have?
04:45Yes.
04:46What'd you tell him?
04:47You eat order kale one more time, I swear to God, I'll be done.
04:51What'd you say when you broke up?
04:52Did you tell him the truth or did you say something else?
04:54She said something else.
04:56It's not you, it's me.
04:59I'm just looking for something different in my life.
05:02Fried chicken is the thing I'm looking for.
05:06I want a greasy spoon-ass nigga.
05:10What'd you tell him?
05:12Eh, what'd he say?
05:13What'd he say?
05:14I mean, the man was also vegan.
05:16Like, I can't listen.
05:17That wasn't a...
05:19Sick of this shit, man.
05:22Sick of it, man.
05:23Vegetables McGee over here!
05:27Sick of it, man.
05:28I'm vegetarian, by the way.
05:30I'm not vegan.
05:32So is this a deal breaker for you now?
05:34Yes.
05:35So could you do like a little out of shape man, but he know where to get the best pancakes
05:38golden diner?
05:40That's...
05:40I actually prefer that.
05:41You know, everybody don't have to be in shape in the world.
05:44No.
05:44Y'all show some love for Florence, man.
05:46Might be the best...
05:46Get her out of here, man.
05:47The best guest we ever had on the Bob Brothers show, man.
05:50That's what I'm talking about.
05:51You a cold piece.
05:52You a cold piece.
05:52Hell yeah, Florence.
05:54Get your ass out of here, Florence.
05:57All right, Shantae, come on, Shantae.
05:59Yeah, Shantae, what you got in here?
06:03Ooh, tequila?
06:04That's a lot of tequila.
06:06Double shot, bro.
06:07Oh, damn.
06:08You hammered right now.
06:10You hammering nails.
06:11She gonna be on the subway like...
06:15They gonna be like, ma'am, you ain't on the subway.
06:17You just on the platform.
06:20You haven't taken a train.
06:21It's also 3 a.m.
06:22Oh, snap.
06:23I thought I was at home.
06:25Look at Florence sitting back there.
06:30All right, Shantae, what's something that gets on your last nerves and why?
06:34I said not need people, baby.
06:36I'm sorry.
06:38My husband's over there.
06:40I'm so sorry.
06:40Your husband knocked me?
06:41Well, your husband knocked me?
06:43Oh.
06:44I'm sorry if I had said anything.
06:46Let me see your knees, dog.
06:47I'm sorry.
06:48You're not knock me.
06:49No, he's not.
06:49He's a military man.
06:50He's fit.
06:51He's good.
06:51Okay, why are you apologizing to him?
06:54This is not her first tequila.
06:54Listen, she done had a couple.
06:56Because he know I'm a menace, so...
06:58You're a menace?
06:58Yeah.
06:59Oh, tequila.
07:00I'm one of 12 kids.
07:02I'm a menace.
07:02One of 12?
07:03Now, your parents was getting busy.
07:05So, watching knock me people walk bothers you?
07:08Yeah.
07:11What is it about them walking?
07:13Cuz...
07:14Okay.
07:14All right, y'all.
07:15All right.
07:15Hear me out.
07:18You can get the knees fixed, baby.
07:20There's too much going on.
07:23Like, if one good wind hits you, you done.
07:27They got good balance.
07:29Uh-uh, you going down like the Titanic, baby.
07:31So, like, Kenny Smith is too much knock me for you.
07:34Knees.
07:34Kenny the Knees Smith.
07:36So, what you gonna do when you dancing just then?
07:40I feel like they can still move with the knock knees.
07:43No?
07:44No.
07:44She drunk as hell, Tom.
07:45She hammered.
07:47She...
07:47She...
07:48Wait, are you knock knees?
07:49Let me see you walk.
07:51Now, walk regularly.
07:52Now, let me see if you can just walk straight.
07:54No, don't change your walk up.
07:56That's not how you regularly walk.
07:57She was putting something on it.
07:59Walk like you regularly walk.
08:01She was like, okay, now, what I want you to do is...
08:03is look at me, put your finger on your nose.
08:06Step this foot back.
08:08Count backwards from 10.
08:10I can't balance my balance.
08:11Yeah, cuz you didn't have a little bit in the tree.
08:13My balance is gone, man.
08:13All right, come on with me.
08:14We're gonna take you to the police subway train.
08:17My husband used to be military police.
08:19He used to be what?
08:20Oh, military police?
08:21Yeah.
08:21Is he knock-kneed?
08:23No.
08:24All right, you sure?
08:25Yes.
08:25All right.
08:26You wouldn't date a knock-kneed man?
08:28No.
08:29No?
08:29That's a deal-breaker?
08:30Yeah.
08:31So, if you rolled up at the club, like, I see you over here shorty with your tequila
08:35sunrise.
08:35The reason why I say that is I did date a knock-kneed man, and it irked my soul.
08:39That's what it's all about.
08:40The origin story is you had a bad experience with a knock-kneed nigga, and now you out here
08:45judging the knock-kneed community.
08:47Was he good overall?
08:48Was he a good man, but he just had bad knees?
08:54Like, did he love you, and you were just like, but the knees, man, I can't do the knees.
08:58He was cool.
09:01The knees took him out of it?
09:03That and some other stuff, yeah.
09:06Oh, see.
09:07What's the other stuff?
09:09Bad breath.
09:10You can't have two things now.
09:12That's crazy.
09:13Bad breath.
09:13If you got knocked knees, your breath gotta be pristine.
09:16You can't be like.
09:19Your breath smell like subway air, man.
09:21This is crazy.
09:23Because then you smell the breath when he in your face, and then you trying to recover from
09:27that, and then you watching him walk away from you.
09:31Like, man, fuck this, man.
09:33That's double out of pocket.
09:35Like, sir, at least chew some gum.
09:38Yeah.
09:38Breath is a deal breaker for me.
09:40One more question, Shontane, then we're gonna let you sober up.
09:42I mean, get back to your seat.
09:44She hammered, y'all.
09:46It's almost full.
09:47I'm sober.
09:48I promise.
09:49Amen.
09:50What's the pettiest reason you've ended a relationship?
09:54It's kinda light.
09:55Say what?
09:56See, a sober person would've heard me.
09:59What's the pettiest reason?
10:00You hit hard.
10:01What's the pettiest reason?
10:02She got boy cousins.
10:03That's that mother of 12 kids.
10:04Y'all was fighting.
10:05People with a lot of siblings be strong as hell, man.
10:07You gotta fight for breakfast.
10:08Like, that's my bacon.
10:10You gotta fight to survive.
10:10I have 10 brothers, so that's why I'm strong.
10:12Oh, for sure.
10:13And that girl be strong.
10:1410 brothers is crazy.
10:16Yeah, you gotta fight for your sausage.
10:17Oh, yeah.
10:17You think I can have sausage every day?
10:19What's the pettiest reason you ended a relationship?
10:25So, my ex, if you watching, forget you.
10:30Not only did you cheat on me.
10:32Oh, wow.
10:33You denied we were even dating.
10:36Damn.
10:37So, for revenge, I dated his homeboy for a week.
10:45Did you smash?
10:47Heck no.
10:49So, did the homeboy think you loved him or you was interested and you was just like-
10:52Wait a minute.
10:53Or did he know?
10:54I mean, technically, I did a double favor because the homeboy dated my cousin.
11:01I only got a question.
11:02Hold on, man.
11:04That's not how revenge works, nigga.
11:08If you gon' date the homeboy, fuck him.
11:13If y'all just connected over the drinks.
11:14He cheated on you and you was like, man, let's go to Sweet Greed.
11:17I can't play a song.
11:18I'll show you, man.
11:19Buy me a glass of wine.
11:21Now, who's got the upper hand?
11:22I can explain.
11:24I can explain.
11:25I can explain.
11:25Do you realize your eyes are open all the way?
11:28She's like, I can explain.
11:29I can explain.
11:31Why y'all moving?
11:35So, I was in high school when this happened.
11:37Oh, man, watch y'all.
11:38Get the hell out of here, Shantae.
11:40Don't nobody care, man.
11:41Get the hell out of here.
11:42Y'all shustles up for Shantae, man.
11:44Get out of here.
11:44Hey, give her a glass of water.
11:45Ain't nothing real in high school?
11:47Ain't nothing real in high school.
11:49No, man.
11:49You can't even cheat, man.
11:50You got six periods.
11:53Come on out, Danny.
11:54Hey, what's up, Danny?
11:56How you doing?
11:57I like this jacket.
11:57Sit your ass.
11:59All right, Danny.
12:00What's something you'll get a lot of hate for if you say out loud?
12:05That I am a praise and worship leader and I'm so sick of church.
12:10I'm a praise.
12:12No, I get it.
12:14Praise and worship leader that's sick of church is hilarious, though.
12:18Do you have an attitude during praise and worship internally?
12:20No, no, no.
12:21You should go over there with a real attitude.
12:23Y'all stand up if you want, man.
12:24I don't care.
12:26Jesus, I'll never forget how you taught me.
12:30I don't know what it is.
12:32To worship you, I live.
12:35To worship you, I live.
12:36I live to worship you.
12:38Oh.
12:40Do you ever feel like it's scripted?
12:41Like you're going through demotions when you're in church doing that?
12:44Oh, yeah.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Did you see Marvin Winansk tell that lady he didn't want that $1,200?
12:49I didn't see, but I heard about it.
12:51And I feel like everything don't need to be live online.
12:54They ain't got to be live if you're gonna yell at the people when they want the funky little 12.
12:58$1,200 is a lot of money to say you in the wrong line.
13:00$1,200?
13:01I ain't like his attitude, man.
13:02I ain't like that.
13:04He was like, I need 1,000 plus 1,000.
13:06You come down.
13:06And she was like, I got 1,000 plus 200 plus a 35.
13:09Why he say 1,000 plus 1,000?
13:11Just say 2,000 and hug.
13:13Nah, man, because that's a lot.
13:142,000 is crazy.
13:15You can't ask for that straight up.
13:17But you can ask for 1,000 twice.
13:19That's different.
13:201,000 twice?
13:21Yes.
13:222,000?
13:22Oh, my God.
13:23What do you think I am, Rich?
13:24I'm out.
13:25All right, Jenny.
13:271,000 plus 1,000.
13:27If you just want to serve the devil, that's fine.
13:30That's how the church people do you.
13:31You say one thing, like, can I just take a Sunday off?
13:33You don't love God no more?
13:35He gonna take your gift.
13:37Think of this church.
13:38Why you keep going?
13:39They pay you?
13:41I'm a PK.
13:42Oh.
13:43Preacher's kid.
13:44PK be the most people who do that.
13:46They be corrupt.
13:47They be like, man, I don't love the Lord no more.
13:48And go with my butt.
13:49They're like, whoa, whoa.
13:51Was you sinning as a PK?
13:53Was you sinning?
13:54Was I sinning as a PK?
13:55Yeah.
13:56I'm human.
13:56We all sinning.
13:57Yeah.
13:57We fall down.
13:59Was you big sinning, though?
14:00I believe that as long as I'm not hurting anyone else,
14:04and I'm not hurting myself, then I don't believe that.
14:06She was having sex at the church, yo.
14:09That's what I heard.
14:13Come on, Brie Larson.
14:14Y'all clap for them if they come up.
14:15Brie Larson?
14:16The actress?
14:17Captain Marvel?
14:19Oh, no, it's two E's.
14:20It's two E's.
14:21What's up, Brie?
14:22Came out here with the energy.
14:23That's what I'm talking about.
14:24What's up, Brie?
14:25You got glasses?
14:26The shirt got glasses?
14:27We double glasses.
14:28Happy birthday, boo.
14:29Happy birthday.
14:30Happy birthday, mom.
14:31Where she at?
14:32I don't know.
14:33We was in a Christmas store.
14:34Yo, where you from?
14:35Brooklyn, of course.
14:36Yeah.
14:39She said, of course.
14:40I love the accent.
14:41Why was that of, of course?
14:44Where else?
14:45Look, I haven't seen it.
14:47Brooklyn all day.
14:48Come and come and tell me.
14:48Y'all know this is Brooklyn all day, son?
14:51This is Brooklyn all day, son?
14:53All right, okay, son.
14:54All day.
14:54Okay, jeez.
14:55Yeah, I love it.
14:56Spike Lee.
14:57Is Spike Lee from Brooklyn?
14:58No, I'm gonna put it out like the thing like Spike Lee do in the movies.
15:01She been drinking, too.
15:02Come have a seat.
15:02Oh, have a seat.
15:05My mother's 74.
15:06Tell your mom I said happy birthday.
15:08Man, where she at?
15:08I can't see you up there.
15:09She didn't want me to come down here.
15:10She got the accent, too?
15:12I see why.
15:13Yeah.
15:15All right.
15:16We said we had your name wrong?
15:17Excuse me?
15:18We said we had your name wrong?
15:20Yeah.
15:20Lee Lawson is Brie Marlin.
15:23Oh, Brie Marlin.
15:24Man, okay.
15:24That's my...
15:25It was crossed over.
15:26My bad.
15:27That's the dude back there.
15:28He did it with me.
15:29All right, Brie.
15:30I think you typed it in wrong, but it's okay.
15:32Here we go.
15:32Here we go.
15:34What's...
15:34You put your own name in the things.
15:36I don't know.
15:36We just copy and paste it.
15:38I think she was like, yeah, who's Brie Lawson?
15:40It's me, y'all.
15:42And Marlin.
15:43Got me mad or tight, son.
15:45I received that, bro.
15:47I receive it.
15:48Yeah.
15:49You know what?
15:50I don't know how far we're gonna get with this.
15:54She's on a...
15:55She's at a different show.
15:56She's at her own show.
15:57We gonna try.
15:58We gonna try.
15:59We just pry.
16:00What's something you'll get a lot of hate for if you say out loud?
16:03I don't like ugly people and people who are not fashionable.
16:06Like, you can't sit with me, girl.
16:07Your outfit is weird.
16:09Your hair is weird.
16:10It's just all weird.
16:11Big fashion.
16:12And ugly, too?
16:13Right.
16:14Cause who hurt you?
16:18People be ugly, that be the Lord's choice.
16:20Wait, do you be mad cause people be ugly?
16:23No, the thing is, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but you can't sit at my table, though.
16:28If they ugly, they can't sit at your table?
16:30No, according to me, cause it's my standard.
16:32Damn, dog.
16:33So...
16:34Regular, but I just don't feel it, cause Jesus didn't put me on the booty line.
16:38But I'm still here.
16:39Put you on the what?
16:40The booty line.
16:41I'm young triangle, bro.
16:43Y'all show some love for Brie Larson, man.
16:46Show some love.
16:46Yeah.
16:47Shout out to girl.
16:49She wild.
16:51She wild.
16:52I have no idea what's happening.
16:53That's new New York lingo.
16:55I was like, I told you it was gonna be messed up.
16:57I knew it.
16:58I knew it for the way she came.
17:00Brie wild, man.
17:00I mean, you're ugly.
17:01You can't be on the booty triangle, son.
17:03Brooklyn, my mom's birthday, B.
17:06Woo!
17:07All right.
17:08Come out, Shereen.
17:10What's happening?
17:11Shereen, have you been drinking?
17:13No.
17:14All right.
17:14Clean and sober.
17:16All right, Shereen.
17:17There you go.
17:18What's the pettiest reason you've ended a relationship?
17:22Can I put a disclaimer first?
17:24What's your disclaimer?
17:25Oh, here we go.
17:26Okay, so there's nothing wrong with this, like, not at a big range, though.
17:31So I broke up with somebody cause he cried too much.
17:36Hold on, man.
17:37I be crying, man.
17:38How much?
17:39I be crying.
17:40How much?
17:40I be crying, too.
17:42You know what I'm saying?
17:42How much is too much?
17:43All right.
17:44So he would cry when he was mad.
17:46He would cry when he's sad.
17:47He'd cry when he's happy.
17:48Like, that's...
17:49So he's a normal human being?
17:50No.
17:53No, but, like, nobody wants to deal with that all the time.
17:56Like, why are you crying?
17:58Like, all right, we get it.
17:59Like, you mad emotional.
18:00You mad emotional, son.
18:02Like, your mother died?
18:04You over here crying, nigga?
18:07Damn, son.
18:11Oh, my God.
18:12People's moms die every day, B.
18:14Goddamn.
18:14You tough, right?
18:15You tough?
18:17She's Cameron and Pay The Fool.
18:18You be all right?
18:19People get shot every day, B.
18:22So what was his last cry that pushed you over the edge?
18:27Honestly, I feel like the last time he cried was when we broke up.
18:30But that didn't push me over the edge.
18:32It was just like...
18:33Wait, were you breaking up with him and he started crying and you were like, nah, son?
18:36Yes.
18:37Like, why are you crying?
18:38What did you tell him?
18:40Please stop crying.
18:41No, I mean, when you broke up.
18:42When you broke up.
18:43Then why are you crying after you broke up with him?
18:45No, I just...
18:45So I told him, I was like, all right, like, I can't do this.
18:48I feel like, you know, I feel like the man in the relationship because you crying about
18:52everything.
18:54Shereen?
18:54What was your name again?
18:55Shereen.
18:56Shereen, that's what I thought.
18:56He was like, Shereen, please.
18:59I'll do better.
19:00I won't cry no more.
19:02Please.
19:03So wait, do you cry?
19:04Are you a crying?
19:05I'm a crier, but not all the time.
19:07Oh, so you can cry.
19:08Oh, oh, oh.
19:08So you can cry.
19:09But do you only cry when you're sad, not mad or angry or happy?
19:12Right, like, I mean, sometimes when I'm mad, like, you know, when you just can't do nothing,
19:16so you just get real mad and you just start crying.
19:18I do that, but otherwise...
19:20He cried more than you.
19:21Yes.
19:22You know what made me cry?
19:24When them soldiers come home and they surprise their kids and stuff, and they be like...
19:31I can't cry, though.
19:32Like, that's emotional.
19:34Like, that's a nice thing, like...
19:35If he cried at soldier videos, it'd be okay.
19:37That'd be fine.
19:38Lion King when Mufasa died.
19:40That's fine.
19:41John Q, when he said...
19:42For some movies, he could cry.
19:43Yes, that's fine.
19:45But, like, you're just crying because, oh, my God, I'm so happy I saw you today.
19:48It's just like...
19:49Oh.
19:50Oh.
19:53God forbid he love you so much.
19:56I'm so happy I saw you, Serene.
19:58He cried dead to joy.
20:00There's some women out here that were killed for a nigga like that.
20:03Right, but that's...
20:04Okay, but that's why I said...
20:06And not so big of a range.
20:08Like, not every day.
20:09But it's not a bad thing for a man to be a mom.
20:12I feel you, just crying a lot.
20:14He was just crying too much for you.
20:15Exactly.
20:16The visual of him being happy to see her and her being like...
20:19That's a lot, though.
20:22Every day, B.
20:23This nigga gonna cry.
20:24That's a lot, though, bro.
20:25Fuck my dick from the back, B.
20:27This nigga crying all the time, B.
20:29Come on.
20:31You a man or not, son.
20:32That's a lot.
20:32Come on, I got a butt fit.
20:33He got a razor in my cheek right now, son.
20:36Strong eyelid.
20:37So he was like...
20:38So as soon as he seen you, he was like, oh, my God.
20:42I didn't know you was coming early.
20:44I didn't know you was coming early.
20:46I didn't know you was coming early.
20:47I was your trim.
20:53I didn't know you was gonna make it on time.
20:55Did they give you a window seat?
20:57All right, Jermaine, come on out, Jermaine.
20:59You got the leather jacket on.
21:00You look like a undercover cop, man.
21:01Gotta know what's up, man.
21:02You got the peanut butter coat on.
21:03You know you was gonna kill him tonight.
21:05You was right about it.
21:06Yeah, I did, man.
21:07His beard all moisturized.
21:09Yes, man.
21:10Came up here ready, nigga.
21:11Look at these shoes, man.
21:12I see you in the leather with the Porto Point with the heel.
21:15I don't know, fully bearded.
21:17I see you out here, man.
21:18Kind of pigeon-toed, but not really.
21:21Fresh.
21:22I like the outfit, man.
21:23I respect it.
21:24You a detective?
21:26You an attorney?
21:27Of course.
21:28You be killing me wearing the fire outfits in court?
21:31First of all, judge.
21:34I rest my case.
21:36Wait, what?
21:37He be buttoning his suit when he get up, your honor.
21:40He would like to request.
21:43All right, Jermaine.
21:44Transactional law, so I'm a corporate and sports law attorney.
21:47Oh, he came with a deep voice and a leather coat.
21:49Yeah, I do transactional law.
21:50I be doing the corporate and the transactional.
21:53What is that?
21:54What y'all be doing?
21:54Transaction?
21:55Yeah, so I don't step in the court.
21:57You come to me, broker deals.
21:59I don't step in the court with a deep voice.
22:01I don't step in the court.
22:02Broker deals.
22:03You be getting the people the money.
22:05Yes.
22:06Hell yeah, man.
22:07Just sports?
22:10Sports, small businesses.
22:12Comedian?
22:12Yeah, well...
22:14In the market.
22:15All right, you said this was a topic we wanted to bring up.
22:17You wanted to settle the debate.
22:18What's the debate you want me and Tone to settle,
22:20and all of New York?
22:21As important of stuff that I do, my friends and I,
22:24we are real childish.
22:25So this huge debate.
22:27I'll eat bananas.
22:29I enjoy hot dog.
22:31Glizzy.
22:33Glizzy.
22:33Got a glizzy gobbler over here, son.
22:36I got you.
22:36Man, glizzy's over here, yo.
22:39Glizzy's at law, son, over here.
22:41The glizzy.
22:42Got you.
22:43Glizzy, glizzy, and banana, firm.
22:45It's so bad.
22:47It's so bad that I'll be sitting there eating something,
22:49and then next thing you know, it's eye contact.
22:51And they trying.
22:52And I'm like, ugh, fight the urge.
22:54And I'm like, I'm not gonna break this off.
22:56And then I'm like, I gotta break it off.
22:59And then I'm like, y'all too childish.
23:01Can you help me?
23:03So you don't wanna take, you don't wanna take
23:05glizzy to the dome?
23:06We should be able to.
23:07You should be able to take glizzy to the dome.
23:09We should be able to.
23:10Hey.
23:11Yo.
23:12Nah, son.
23:12Glizzy to the dome, son.
23:13I'mma tell y'all right now, man.
23:15Nah, son.
23:16Glizzy to the dome, Pete.
23:17I'mma tell y'all right now.
23:18I'm sucking my banana off.
23:22Stroking the shaft.
23:25Gobbling the balls, nigga.
23:28I'm not about to be breaking bananas into pieces,
23:31because you insecure about your sexuality, nigga.
23:34Gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck, gluck.
23:38Chiquita Del Monte, nigga.
23:42Busting my mouth, banana.
23:45I'm sick of it, man.
23:47I'm all in.
23:52I'm going to town on bananas in your face, nigga.
23:58I ain't no middle ground, man.
23:59I'm all in nothing.
24:02Tired of it, man.
24:03Oh, it's all...
24:04Aw, man.
24:05Full workup.
24:08I'mma choke on it till my eyes water.
24:12Aw.
24:14Aw.
24:15Aw.
24:16Aw.
24:16Aw.
24:16I love bananas.
24:17You hear me?
24:18Oh, my God!
24:20I eat bananas every day in the smoothie, man.
24:24Don't...
24:24Don't take it to the head.
24:25I'm taking it to the dome, dog.
24:28Oh, my God.
24:29Not a hot dog, though.
24:32No, hell no.
24:33I ain't doing the glizzies, though.
24:35The glizzies is gay.
24:37The carrot hot dog?
24:38He said, what, dog?
24:40The glizzies is gay.
24:42I don't care if you put relish, sauerkraut.
24:46No, man.
24:47Some hot meat in your mouth?
24:50I don't care.
24:51You're gay.
24:52I eat hot dog, glizzies, sauerkraut, sausage.
24:56That's a hot meat in your mouth.
24:58Hot meat.
25:00I ain't thinking about that, man.
25:02I ate popsicles.
25:03We was kids.
25:04We had the popsicles and stuff.
25:05Be like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
25:08Push pops.
25:09Y'all never went to push pop.
25:10We was pushing ice cream down our throat.
25:12Push pop.
25:12I was shoving that thing down, boy.
25:18Brain freeze.
25:21The glizzies, though, watch out.
25:23I'm not thinking about sex, man.
25:25I'm hungry.
25:27I ain't thinking about it.
25:28I'm about breaking a hot dog for what?
25:30Who makes eye contact with you?
25:32I'll be like, yeah, nigga.
25:35I'm glizzy at law.
25:39All right.
25:40Fia J.
25:41What you doing?
25:42What's something absolutely wild about your life
25:44that no one will believe just from looking at you?
25:46Oh.
25:47Oh, shit.
25:48Oh.
25:49My family's saying they don't know this story, but I accidentally,
25:53accidentally is a key word, stayed at a nudist compound
25:57that I later found out was a cult in China.
26:01You stayed at a nudist compound.
26:03That's why.
26:04That's later.
26:05Later found out it was a cult.
26:06Okay.
26:06How'd you get to China?
26:07So I was living in China.
26:09First of all, you're Caribbean.
26:10Where are you from?
26:11I'm Trinidadian.
26:13I just want to give the Trinidad people some chances to say their stuff.
26:17Jamaica.
26:20Grenada.
26:22All right.
26:23Well, not any Grenadians.
26:24Haiti.
26:25Haiti.
26:26Greenwich Village.
26:28All right.
26:29How'd you get to China?
26:30I was in the Peace Corps.
26:32Oh, snap.
26:33Okay.
26:33I hear about people, man.
26:34Look at that.
26:35How'd you get to the colony?
26:36So I was backpacking in China and I landed in a village and they didn't have a hotel or
26:41a hostel.
26:42So someone told me that there is a compound that you can do like a couch surfing on, which
26:46I had done before.
26:47I was like, oh, okay, great.
26:49I knock on the door.
26:50They were doing white stuff, man.
26:52Big white.
26:53Everything you said as a black, I'm like, man, I ain't knocking on no door of no people
26:56and couch surfing in China, girl, they gonna kill me dead.
27:01Backpacking is where you lost me, man.
27:03I need suitcasing through Europe.
27:05Suit check luggaging through.
27:07I can't fit enough drawers in the backpack.
27:10Check luggage through Europe?
27:10Hostel, they be stabbing.
27:12Hostel is wild.
27:13I think about that horror movie all the time.
27:15Hostels are safer for solo traveling when you're moving through the world because then
27:19when you're in a hotel, anybody can get your key, but in a hostel, it's a big group.
27:22So when you're solo traveling, it's a little easier and a little safer.
27:25You know what's really safe?
27:27The Four Seasons.
27:29They're very safe.
27:31But I don't want to dim your life.
27:33I was young.
27:33I was young.
27:34Now I can afford.
27:35But I was backpacking through China and landed in a village, got to the compound.
27:39They were so nice, so welcoming.
27:42It was like, get naked if you want to stay on this couch.
27:46That's our only rule.
27:48They're like, you'll have your own space, your own room.
27:50And I was like, this is amazing.
27:52How much does it cost?
27:53They said, we do the work on the land.
27:54And I was like, oh, come on.
27:55It just cost you your outfit.
27:57Now, doing the work on the land ain't always worked out for us.
28:02You know what I'm saying?
28:03That ain't really a sweet deal all the time because then you can't leave.
28:07You know what I'm saying?
28:08Just in America.
28:09You know what I'm saying?
28:10You tried it in China.
28:11I'm glad they let you go.
28:12America, you say, nah, nah.
28:13Just pay me fair.
28:14I don't ball against the stove.
28:15I don't know if it was safe in China either, but I had ran out of money and I wanted
28:19a
28:19place to stay.
28:20So I was staying there.
28:22Wait, you ran out of money in China?
28:24I did.
28:24I ran out backpacking before I got back.
28:27So what happened?
28:28Did you have to be naked or you could be close?
28:29You had a hoodie on.
28:30I was like, y'all tripping in China, man.
28:32It's cold in here.
28:33I wore clothes the whole time and I didn't know because in the beginning, the front room
28:37before you went out into the compound, everyone has clothes on.
28:39So I didn't realize until I got past the second door.
28:43Shit.
28:44Chinese balls and titties and stuff.
28:48What's worse?
28:48Nobody was Chinese.
28:50That should have been a red flag.
28:51Hold on, man.
28:53What was it?
28:55What?
28:56Nobody was Chinese?
28:57Nobody was Chinese.
28:58It should have been a red flag that it was just a bunch of blonde, blue eyed people.
29:01That was a sex camp, a sex group.
29:05Little hedonism stuff.
29:07Oh, I never thought about that.
29:09It was in here like, yeah, join up.
29:10Yo.
29:11How long did you stay?
29:13Oh.
29:17Working on the land.
29:18How long was you a Chinese slave?
29:20A naked slave in China?
29:23Two and a half weeks.
29:24Two and a half weeks with the naked Americans?
29:29They weren't all Americans.
29:30They were all white, but they weren't all Americans.
29:32It was a lot of Australians, a lot of Europeans.
29:34And then there weren't that many Americans, which is why I was like, oh, it should be fine
29:38because it's not that many Americans.
29:39No.
29:40No.
29:41That should have let me know.
29:41And they never made you be naked?
29:43No.
29:43They didn't press you or nothing?
29:44No.
29:45Oh, you stayed dressed the whole time?
29:46I stayed dressed the whole time.
29:47Oh, I would do that.
29:49Yeah, I respect that.
29:50I would do that.
29:50Yeah.
29:50If I could be dressed and everybody else naked, I'm gone.
29:53Yeah, yeah.
29:55I'm having regular conversation titties with.
30:20What made you finally leave?
30:22You got some bread?
30:22I mean, the food was so good, honestly.
30:24It was so good.
30:25But yeah, I got enough money to get my train ticket to get back to my house.
30:29This is a crazy story.
30:31That's an adventure.
30:32You got the money from working on the land?
30:33No, I did not get the money from the nudist colony.
30:35I was doing...
30:36I did side tutoring and I just did some side teaching of English to some random students
30:40made enough money and then left.
30:41You was living wild in your young age.
30:43You're living life to the fullest, huh?
30:45Yeah, my family are here and they do not know this story.
30:47Y'all know she was in the Chinese neckeds now.
30:49All right, come on out, Keisha Peoples.
30:51What's happening?
30:52All right, Keisha, share the most untraditional piece of relationship advice that somehow works
30:57for you and yours.
30:58My husband and I sleep in separate rooms.
31:01Oh.
31:02That's you too?
31:04Your husband and you sleep in separate rooms?
31:06Yes.
31:07Y'all got kids?
31:08Yeah, a nine-year-old son.
31:10Where do kids sleep?
31:11He got his own room?
31:11No, he sleeps with me.
31:13Oh, you got the kid.
31:15Your husband got the sweet deal.
31:18He does have his own room, but he doesn't want to sleep in there.
31:21So wait, after y'all smash, you be like, whoop, see you later.
31:25And he just goes and closes the door?
31:27Good night.
31:28Do he text you and let you know he made it?
31:30Good night.
31:32Made it, boo.
31:35That's what I would do.
31:37When did y'all find out that you, like, did y'all start off sleeping in the same room?
31:41No.
31:42Well, I'm in the church.
31:44So when my husband moved in, you know, he wanted to sleep in the living room because,
31:48you know, we're not supposed to be together.
31:50Y'all was shacking up?
31:51Oh, y'all was shacking up.
31:53But that's my business.
31:54It's our business now, I mean.
31:56Y'all was shacking up.
31:57That's our business.
31:58Well, I mean, there's only a thousand people here who also know.
32:01So, were y'all celibate?
32:05No.
32:06What's the point, man?
32:08Yeah.
32:09Pumps, pumps.
32:10Sex is better when you ain't supposed to be doing it.
32:12To the living room.
32:13Yeah.
32:13It's so much better when you ain't supposed to be having it.
32:16We shouldn't be doing this.
32:23What are we doing?
32:25The church.
32:28Every stroke is just that much better when you're doing it wrong.
32:33So y'all never slept in the same room with your entire marriage?
32:36No.
32:37But it works.
32:39What is it that you like about it?
32:41I love my husband.
32:42No, I mean, you like about staying away from him.
32:44Oh, well, I'm not...
32:47What do you love so much about him that before you go to bed, you be like...
32:51Mmm.
32:53I'm not a very affectionate, you know, touchy-feely.
32:56You know, we just do it and then, thank you, goodnight.
32:59Do your business.
33:01All right.
33:02That's kind of exciting, though, when y'all are in two separate rooms.
33:05Is it?
33:05Yeah, you be like, why don't you come on over tonight?
33:09I can walk you to your room and shit.
33:11Yeah, we had fun tonight, didn't we?
33:14Yeah, it's crazy, man.
33:16You gonna call me later, you know what I'm saying?
33:18Yeah.
33:18Keep it fresh.
33:20Like I'm dropping you off at your crib.
33:22I'm just across the hall.
33:23If you ever get lonely, uh...
33:26Come on over the room.
33:27Y'all sometimes sneak in his room, like, man, come on, man.
33:29Come and get some of this coochie, then I'll go back.
33:31Yeah?
33:31Be like, what you doing in here?
33:33Snuggle in, booty first.
33:35You know, the women, they like to go booty scooch, booty scooch.
33:38Then you know it's time.
33:39Is it a bathroom in each bedroom?
33:41No.
33:41Oh, that's been fire, though.
33:43You catch me coming out the shower?
33:44Like, oh, what you doing in here?
33:48I didn't know you was home.
33:52All right, come on out, Shrek Diamond.
33:54What's up, Shrek Diamond?
33:56What's something absolutely wild about your life that no one believed just from looking at you?
34:00That if my husband doesn't gag me when we have sex, I will not come.
34:10Whoo!
34:12Jesus.
34:16Man.
34:17Okay.
34:18Amen.
34:19Father God, in the name of Jesus, we cover every borough, God, every borough.
34:25Staten Island, Brooklyn, the Bronx, Yonkers, Queen.
34:29B.S.
34:29Father God.
34:31Touch him in the mighty name.
34:32Touch him in the mighty name.
34:34Safety, safety, safety, safety, safety, safety.
34:38Safety.
34:38Okay, if he don't gag you, you can't reach the promised land.
34:41Right, right.
34:43You gotta be gagged.
34:44Define gag.
34:45So you have dildo down your throat.
34:48You have the gag piece in the mouth.
34:51You have fingers down your throat.
34:54Choke.
34:55My dog, man!
34:57You got glizzy, you go banana, you go dildo.
35:00A PlayStation 5 controller, a remote, some applesauce, some fruit jocks, enough gushers.
35:10Dildo, dildo with chains.
35:12Push pop.
35:14Technically, car keys will get me there in a pitch if we're on the road.
35:17I go car keys.
35:18Five is too much.
35:20Microphone will work if you don't need this later.
35:22I'll not touch this though.
35:23She looking at these microphones like...
35:28She gonna call her husband and get a microphone, baby.
35:32So...
35:33Probably already got an order.
35:34Okay, so tell us why you don't like breathing.
35:39Why?
35:40When he can take all the control.
35:43Do you let him choke you?
35:44Yeah.
35:46So you need that for the climax.
35:50So your oxygen gotta be compromised for you to reach full climax.
35:54Cut me out.
35:55You just breathing good.
35:56You're like...
35:57Man, I'm breathing too good.
36:00I can't be...
36:00You know the wild part?
36:01How did you discover that this is the only way I can nut?
36:04That is if my life is going on.
36:06She was drowning one time.
36:07She's like, oh man.
36:09This is gonna turn me on.
36:11I'm like...
36:12Oh!
36:13Oh!
36:14Yeah!
36:15More of that!
36:18I can give you guys a little bit of the story.
36:20So the first time...
36:21Oh yeah, give us the story.
36:22You want the story.
36:24We absolutely want the story.
36:26So you know, you find out that whether you have gag reflexes or not.
36:30So not gagging is boring.
36:33So you gotta keep going towards the limit, which is take my air.
36:36I passed out one time after that.
36:38I was in love.
36:39Passed out!
36:41So you heard Jordan Sparks no air and you were like, exactly.
36:45How am I gonna breathe with no air?
36:46She was like...
36:50So how did you find out you didn't have no gag reflex?
36:52If I may ask.
36:54Practice.
36:55Who?
36:56Practice.
36:56Oh, practice.
36:57We get it.
36:57We got it.
36:58We got it.
37:00So what if he don't feel like almost killing you one time?
37:02I mean, we just know that I didn't finish and we gotta go another time.
37:07It gotta continue.
37:08You're like, you ain't choked me hard enough that first time.
37:11Yeah.
37:11You sitting there with your arms like, if you ain't choked me then I'm not gonna do it.
37:16Yes, because I'm a brat.
37:18So he knows that he needs to...
37:20So maybe he'd be like pissed off and like, I'm gonna kill you this time.
37:22You're like, yes!
37:24Kill me a little bit.
37:25I wanna see stars in my eyes.
37:28That's a lot of pressure as a man.
37:29Cause I gotta try to not kill you on accident.
37:34Yeah, pretty much.
37:36Like, huh, huh.
37:36Like giving somebody anesthesia except I'm not qualified.
37:41I'd be nervous coming in.
37:42I'd be like, alright, alright.
37:47So what if you were to do that cry that you made?
37:51I can't do this.
37:54I don't wanna hurt you.
37:59You couldn't be with no crier either?
38:01A what?
38:02A cry if your husband started crying cause he thought you was dead.
38:04I mean, he's panicked before in the beginning.
38:07Hell yeah!
38:08Yeah, but...
38:10He thought he killed you?
38:11He, so he thought he hurt me cause I passed out.
38:13But...
38:14We got through that.
38:15I'm done.
38:16I mean, what if he killed you by mistake?
38:18My coochie gonna dry up if I thought you was dead.
38:21I'm like...
38:24My penis gonna fall off.
38:25I'm like, I killed her, man!
38:27I'm calling people, care!
38:29I killed her, bro!
38:32What if you get manslaughter for that?
38:35You're like, your honor, man.
38:36She, you listen.
38:38She said...
38:38Oh, man, listen.
38:39She asked for it.
38:40There's a contract.
38:41Oh, you gotta sign a contract?
38:43Yeah.
38:43It's like, so, when you have the...
38:46Listen.
38:46New York is crazy!
38:50You just have to have things in place when you know you're playing those kind of games.
38:54You gotta get that lawyer with the peanut butter jacket on, like, hey, transaction law.
38:58I want this nigga to almost kill me.
39:00If he does kill me, it's okay.
39:01As long as I can.
39:03You, what if you come and then die?
39:05I went...
39:06Like, ugh!
39:06You be happy?
39:07That's the way to go out, though.
39:09She wake up in heaven like, that nigga finally did it.
39:13That's all right, man.
39:15I can't.
39:16I ain't been waiting for this.
39:19Like, how'd you get here?
39:21Woo!
39:21I had a hell of a time, guys.
39:25That's crazy.
39:26All right, y'all show some love to the Scranton Strangler.
39:29Yes, indeed.
39:30Be careful out there.
39:32You know, jeez.
39:32Choke myself if you don't do it.
39:34Man, I can't do that stuff.
39:36That's pressure, man.
39:37I would not be comfortable with the choking.
39:38Absolutely not, man.
39:40Choke yourself.
39:40I got big ass hands, too.
39:42Yeah, you'll kill her.
39:43I'll be killing him.
39:44Crush her larynx.
39:45Man.
39:46She couldn't even talk no more.
39:48She should be happy.
39:49She had that little thing.
39:50Man, Tony killed me.
39:53Tony beat the brakes off my throat.
39:55I love it.
39:57It's okay, guys.
39:59I like that he did this and killed me almost.
40:02Are you a smoker?
40:03No, sex, sex.
40:06He broke my vocal car.
40:10But it's okay.
40:12Natalie, come on out.
40:14Oh, look who it is.
40:15Natalie was at the Philly show last night.
40:17She was fun.
40:18She came back, man.
40:18She came back around.
40:19You took the train up or you drove?
40:21Drove.
40:22Oh, cool.
40:23Natalie, what's something wild about your life that no one will believe just from looking at you?
40:26Oh, Jesus.
40:27Okay.
40:30From 29 to around about 30 in my mid-30s, I'm 46 now.
40:37I'm an old person.
40:38I'm grumpy like Tony.
40:40Hold on, man.
40:43Y'all been tearing me apart this whole night.
40:47I'm not old.
40:48No, I'm grumpy.
40:49I'm just saying I'm grumpy.
40:50I'm not even grumpy, man, man.
40:51What the fuck is going on, man?
40:53Fuck this show, man.
40:55I ain't never been grumpy.
40:58Sick of it, man.
41:00Keep going.
41:02Um, I was a dominatrix.
41:05Oh.
41:07You know what?
41:08What's going on out here, y'all?
41:10Y'all wild on the East Coast.
41:12And they're unassuming.
41:14You look like a librarian more than a dominatrix.
41:17That's the beauty of the program, though.
41:20This is what you want in the dominatrix.
41:23Can I get an encyclopedia if she pull out a whip?
41:27So how did you get into, uh, what exactly is the dominatrix?
41:30At Fifty Shades of Grey?
41:32Except for no sex.
41:34Oh, you was just beating niggas up and telling them they were dumb.
41:38With no sex?
41:39No sex.
41:40Wait, did they pay you?
41:41Yes.
41:42Hold on, man.
41:43That's a good trade.
41:44That's a good-ass time right there.
41:45How much did they pay you to tell them they was dumb and ugly?
41:47It's different.
41:48Different.
41:48It all depends.
41:49It's different.
41:50Contracts with different...
41:52Y'all got a lot of contract law in the sex in the East Coast.
41:55That ain't written down.
41:56Y'all do a lot of paperwork up top.
41:57Yeah.
41:57Kill me almost.
41:58Sign here first.
41:59So what, what, what, what, like, what is it?
42:03What is it like?
42:04Somebody comes to you.
42:05How do they find out you dominatrix?
42:06So I had a woman who I was talking to her and we were, well, first I was like in
42:12fashion
42:13and she saw, like, she was like, I'm tall and because of my size, she was like, you could get
42:18me.
42:18She sized you up like, you could be a dominatrix.
42:23She recruited you.
42:24Yeah.
42:25Okay.
42:25Okay.
42:26So she recruited you.
42:27She recruited me and she taught me the business.
42:30Oh my God.
42:31The visual of Mr. Miyagi, like, smack her.
42:34Smack her.
42:35The montage.
42:37Smack that nigga.
42:40All right.
42:40Slap this dummy right here.
42:42Slap him hard.
42:42Okay.
42:43So you went through dominatrix training.
42:44How long is the program?
42:47It's a six week program.
42:50What is it, the program?
42:52The boot camp type shit?
42:55Okay.
42:56Okay.
42:57Her doing army cross.
42:58Yeah.
43:00Okay.
43:00And then you get your clients.
43:02Did you get a certificate of completion?
43:05How do you get the client?
43:06I want my paperwork.
43:07I want something to put on my dominatrix wall.
43:09Like, I completed the program with flying colors.
43:12Black.
43:13You go on web, there's certain websites for it.
43:15Okay.
43:16Okay.
43:16So you finish dominatrix school and then what?
43:18And then you go on the websites, you put that you're out there and then you get clients.
43:22Were you nervous with your first client?
43:24Yeah.
43:24Yeah.
43:25So what do they like do?
43:26Do they be like, do they have like a, like a form they fill out and they tell you like
43:31at a massage, like, okay, my feet hurt.
43:33You know what I'm saying?
43:34You sit down and you talk to them.
43:36You ask them what it is that they need.
43:38Okay.
43:39Okay.
43:39Take Tony through the program.
43:41I'm the first guy.
43:42Tony was a new to dominatrix school.
43:44It's your, you, you, you are, you, you are a veteran now.
43:47You know what's going on.
43:48Tony's new, but he wants to get smacked.
43:50How are you doing?
43:51Miss dominatrix.
43:53Hello.
43:54Hello.
43:55Hey, I'm new to this.
43:58You know, I'll be stressed at work.
44:00I'm an attorney for sports clients.
44:04You know, I just trying to facilitate deals or whatever, make sure they get the right deals.
44:10You know what I'm saying?
44:10Your work is hard for me.
44:12So, you know.
44:12Okay.
44:12So you're talking to me and you're looking me right in the eye.
44:16Stop looking me in the eye.
44:17Oh, for sure.
44:18For sure.
44:18Absolutely.
44:19Absolutely.
44:20Absolutely.
44:21Shoestrings, new balance.
44:22Look at the floor.
44:23Look at the floor.
44:24You say what?
44:25Look at the floor.
44:26Oh yeah.
44:26Absolutely.
44:27The floor is amazing.
44:28Look at the floor.
44:29Not look me in the eye.
44:32Talk to me.
44:34You cannot look me in the eye, first of all.
44:36So what it is that you're here for?
44:38Uh, I'm just here for like, just, you know, a load off of the stress.
44:45You have a lot of stress in your life.
44:46Okay.
44:47I do.
44:47I do.
44:48Okay.
44:48So you need to get the stress off your life.
44:52Just smudge on the floor.
44:52Don't worry about the heart.
44:53Just look at the floor.
44:54Why are you particulars?
44:56You're about the particulars.
44:57Yes.
44:57I'm an attorney.
45:01Okay.
45:02So you need discipline in order to take your mind off of the floor.
45:06Of the particulars.
45:08Yes.
45:08Absolutely.
45:09Okay.
45:09So you need to have a certain amount of things that goes on in your life.
45:13Okay.
45:14And we'll make sure that you have those things and that you hit those marks.
45:18But when you don't hit those marks.
45:20Mm-hmm.
45:20You gonna hit me?
45:31Is that what you're saying, man?
45:34You gonna hit me?
45:35I mean, if you want me to hit you, I will hit you.
45:38Or we can do a drainage.
45:41Oh.
45:46What are we draining exactly?
45:50So...
45:51The glizzy?
45:56Stay in it!
45:59Smack him.
46:00Smack him.
46:01I'm telling him he's ugly.
46:04So it depends on what type of punishment is best fitting for you.
46:07Mm-hmm.
46:08I get it.
46:08Because sometimes, physical punishment is good for certain people.
46:13It gets them to the point that they need to be able to.
46:15Punch me in my lower back.
46:16Punch me in my lower back.
46:18Mm.
46:20Mm.
46:21Mm.
46:24Mm.
46:27Mm.
46:30Mm.
46:30Mm.
46:32Mm.
46:32Mm.
46:33Mm.
46:33Mm.
46:34Mm.
46:35Oh, shit.
46:36Oh, shit.
46:37Hey, hey!
46:38That's my friend!
46:39Take it easy!
46:40Nah, beat him up, beat him up.
46:41Finish him, finish him off.
46:42Mm.
46:44Mm.
46:45Mm.
46:46Mm.
46:46But sometimes...
46:47Oh.
46:48Mm-hmm.
46:48Choke him to death.
46:51But sometimes, financial is more than physical for certain people.
46:57So you want money.
47:05And sometimes, I have to tell you how much money you have to give me.
47:11Oh, snap!
47:12Mm.
47:13How much?
47:15Sometimes it's 100, sometimes it's 200, sometimes it's 300, sometimes it's 1,000 plus 1,000.
47:20Oh my, man.
47:21Nice!!!
47:221,000 plus 1,000!!!
47:24Oh man, I'm out, man.
47:25Oh, man.
47:25Oh, man, come on, Natalie Collins!
47:28Callback!
47:28New York, y'all being the best audience, son!
47:32Y'all being lit!
47:351,000 plus 1,000, son!์le
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