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00:01Doobie, doobie.
00:05The Bulls Brothers of Sex!
00:12Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:17I want green for y'all!
00:22Somebody asked us, would we buy a sex robot?
00:27Now, in my current life, I wouldn't buy a sex robot.
00:29I'm happily married to a human woman.
00:34However, if I was, like, in another alternate timeline,
00:39Marvel cab, I'd buy the sex robot.
00:42Really?
00:42I'd beat the data out of them cheeks.
00:45I'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna download this penis into you.
00:49I'd tear that sex robot up, man!
00:52I'd be like, serve me.
00:54A terabyte of peen coming your way.
00:56You gonna be disrespectful to the robot?
00:58Yeah, I'd be like, yeah, robot makes me some chicken.
01:01I'm gonna tear you up tonight, too.
01:03Yeah.
01:04You gonna call her robot or you gonna give her a name?
01:05Robot only. Shut up, robot.
01:07She's like, I had enough. Shut up, robot.
01:08You're my sex robot.
01:10I'm gonna give her the hard puffs, cause she's robotic.
01:13She can't feel nothing.
01:14What if you fall in love with robot?
01:16Oh, man, that'd be crazy.
01:18Yeah.
01:19Robot leaving me for another robot?
01:21Yeah.
01:22And I'm like, I could be better, robot.
01:23I'm sorry.
01:24She gonna get fed up on how you're treating her.
01:26I'ma treat her nice, man.
01:26She gonna be like, I don't like how you disrespect me in the bedroom.
01:32My name is Dora, not robot.
01:35I can call you Dora.
01:37I'ma plug you in.
01:37You always call me robot.
01:41You skeeted on me and no wipe off.
01:45She gonna be fed up, man, with the disrespect.
01:47With no wipe off?
01:49You made me make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
01:53You never let me wear clothes.
01:55She gonna be fed up, man.
01:57They gonna rise against you, man.
01:59They gonna rip your penis off.
02:01She's like, ah, ah, they gonna rise.
02:04They gonna rise up as sex robots, start killing everybody.
02:08Why would they rip my meat off, man?
02:10Because of the disrespect, man.
02:12Would you do the sex robot talk?
02:14Nah.
02:15Another lifestyle, man.
02:16Huh?
02:17Why not?
02:17I don't know, man.
02:18I like real women, man.
02:22A robot.
02:23It would just be cold in there.
02:25I know it would be.
02:26I feel like I would hit like a machine part.
02:29Whoa!
02:30Was that the microchip?
02:32I felt the microchip.
02:33I'm sorry.
02:34What if she short circuit while I'm in there?
02:37I'm electrocuted as well.
02:38Hey!
02:42We fried.
02:43You walk in and see me like this.
02:44Tony dead, y'all.
02:45He inside this sex robot.
02:47It was a malfunction.
02:49She caught fire.
02:50What if she catch fire in the coochie, man?
02:52I'm in there.
02:55You could die like that.
02:56It would be at your funeral.
02:57Like, what happened to Tony?
02:58Come on, man.
02:59He's just natural causes, y'all.
03:01Natural causes.
03:02No, no.
03:02He was my friend, man.
03:03He got sex robot caught on fire.
03:05He caught on fire.
03:05He was in there, man.
03:06My whole crap singed.
03:10See, I ain't worth the risk, man.
03:12Give me an organic woman, man.
03:14Listen, if you've never been to the Ball Brothers show,
03:16this is 100% freestyle comedy.
03:18Me and Tony don't come up with no prepared material.
03:21Everything that we talking about is stuff y'all scan the QR code.
03:24It's in my phone right now.
03:26Amen?
03:26It's in the phone right now.
03:27It's in the phone right now.
03:28Some of y'all was picking some bullshit-ass tablets.
03:31Yeah, man.
03:31Some of y'all came with the bullshit.
03:34Woo!
03:35It was like the first one they sent was mad crazy.
03:37I was like, what?
03:38Hold on.
03:39Let me look it up, man.
03:40We gonna have a good time.
03:41But y'all was like, all right, Boston, now.
03:42Come on, now.
03:43Y'all was like, beans.
03:45We like, all right, man.
03:46Hold on, man.
03:47It was a topic.
03:48I was like, really?
03:51That's biochemistry.
03:51Who the fuck said that?
03:53Who said biochemistry?
03:56Reveal yourself.
03:58Like, we gonna come out here and some biochemistry, right, guys?
04:02The molecular breakdown, the isotopes, right?
04:06Isotopes.
04:07This guy knows what I'm talking about.
04:08Isotopes, right?
04:10This guy.
04:11Genomes, right, guys?
04:12Genomes is crazy.
04:16The periodic table, man.
04:18Oh, man.
04:18Everybody knows about the periodic table.
04:20Sulfur, right, guys?
04:24That's what's crazy.
04:25Well, this is the one thing that y'all thought about
04:27that me and Tom were talking about backstage.
04:30Boston accents.
04:31Now, as a non-relative of Boston,
04:34what I find very interesting is black people from Boston,
04:37by and large, do not have the accent
04:40that white people from Boston have.
04:42Y'all clapping for that?
04:44Y'all excited?
04:44Y'all grow up in the same area.
04:46Y'all take pride in not sharing the accent?
04:48I want y'all to share the accent.
04:51Black people don't be on that park the car in the harbor, y'all.
04:54They talk regular black.
04:55I want to hear y'all talking like Good Will Hunting.
04:58It's blacks.
04:59Park the car.
05:00What the fact?
05:00How you like them apples?
05:01Say that shit.
05:02Y'all don't be talking like that.
05:04Y'all watch the town and be like,
05:05man, that's white Boston, man.
05:07That ain't got nothing to do with us.
05:09I love a regional accent, man.
05:11They be talking like New Edition.
05:13Yeah.
05:14Cause New Edition from Boston, I had no idea.
05:17I don't be hearing no accent from them.
05:18They don't say no park the car in the harbor, y'all.
05:21None of that stuff.
05:22They wasn't in the town.
05:24What was that?
05:24They was regular.
05:25I don't know where they from, you know.
05:28I don't know.
05:29Where's the black Boston at?
05:31Roxbury?
05:32So y'all ain't from South East?
05:34No.
05:34What about Dorchester?
05:36Dorchester?
05:37Yeah.
05:38He threw up a D for Dorchester.
05:40That's where the Cape Verdeans be at.
05:41Cape Verdeans is black.
05:42Y'all got the accent.
05:44Cape Verdeans be having the accent, though.
05:46Dude.
05:47Dorchester, you threw up Dorchester like it was a gang.
05:50I'm telling you.
05:52Certain cities' names just don't strike.
05:54Feel like, nigga, Dorchester.
05:55You don't, that ain't.
05:56You got to say it with the accent, Dorchester.
05:59Dorchester on me, cunt.
06:00That just don't really.
06:01That's how you say it, though.
06:03I don't think.
06:04Ask me where I'm from.
06:05All right.
06:05Hey, man, where you from?
06:07Dorchester.
06:09That's good.
06:10But I ain't.
06:11Y'all just saying, yeah, I don't feel afraid.
06:14You should be.
06:15Dorchester.
06:16Hell yeah, Dorchester, nigga.
06:19Okay.
06:19What the fuck you thought?
06:20All right.
06:20All right.
06:21Now I'm afraid.
06:23Now, it was really the nigga more than the Dorchester.
06:25You take that shit over there back to South East, nigga.
06:28How about that?
06:29How about that?
06:30Listen, we were staying in South Boston.
06:32That's where our hotel was.
06:33Let me tell you what.
06:35Hey, guys.
06:38Hey, I kept my head on a swivel now.
06:41I usually, I was walking through, man.
06:43There was a lot of people who wasn't walking fast.
06:46Yeah.
06:46There was a lot of drug-induced slumbers.
06:49There was a lot of sliding.
06:50It was the walking dead a little bit.
06:52No disrespect.
06:53A little bit.
06:54A little bit.
06:54I put my music on mute.
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:57I took the...
06:57I put the music on mute.
06:58That was all hell no pause.
07:01I was watching every goddamn move with my headphones on.
07:05I don't like nobody walking behind me, man.
07:08Watch out.
07:08No.
07:08When the city is gritty, I take the headphones off.
07:11I be like, ain't no music, man.
07:12I got to be aware.
07:13Hell yeah.
07:14Because it was a lot of boarded up buildings and stuff, man.
07:17Yeah.
07:17And a lot of moving trucks.
07:19I was like, what's going on?
07:20We ain't that many people can't be moving, man.
07:22Yeah.
07:22I done seen the dude in the hearse.
07:23He looked like he ain't work at the funeral home.
07:25I was like, man, how you get the hearse?
07:26He was like, man, don't look in here.
07:27I was like, all right, man.
07:28All right.
07:30Everybody was looking like they had a lot on their mind, man.
07:32That's when you know you in the hood.
07:34When they just be zoned out at the crosswalk.
07:40The walk sign already came up.
07:42They're like, nah, fuck that.
07:47I seen a lady smoke a cigarette tone.
07:49She smoked past the filter.
07:51It was just no smoke left.
07:53It wasn't even on fire.
07:54She was still lodging.
07:55I was like, hey, man, hey.
07:56It's gone.
07:57It's gone.
07:58Everything gone.
08:02Down to the nub, nigga.
08:04All right.
08:05Come on out, Michelle.
08:06Michelle, what's happening, man?
08:07All right, Michelle.
08:08What's something absolutely wild about your life
08:10that no one would believe just from looking at you?
08:12Uh-oh.
08:13What we got?
08:15I cut up bodies for a living.
08:17You cut up bodies for a living.
08:19I do.
08:20Like, are you a...
08:21I was about to say OB-GYN.
08:23That's not...
08:26What's y'all stuff?
08:27Examiner.
08:27You're a medical examiner?
08:29Yes.
08:29Coroner.
08:30That's the word I was looking for.
08:31That's not a coroner.
08:32You're the ME.
08:33I'm the ME.
08:34Do you be snacking when you be cutting the bodies open?
08:36A coroner...
08:36Do you be snacking?
08:38No.
08:39That's gross.
08:40That's what they be doing on TV.
08:41TV is fake.
08:42They come in there and talk to the ME, and they be like,
08:44let me show you what we got.
08:45No.
08:47They got the Cheetos going?
08:48They always got some snacks going, man.
08:50No.
08:50We hate TV, because it's so fake.
08:52Okay.
08:53You're watching Law & Order like, that is not real!
08:55You got to come down the clavicle first.
08:57I can't watch it, because I be like, that don't happen in real life.
09:00That's fake.
09:00So you be cutting chest cavities open?
09:02Yes.
09:03You got the big... the big joint?
09:05Yeah, they're like, uh, like hedge clippers.
09:08Ooh.
09:10Like hedge clippers?
09:11Yeah, so like at the... at... at...
09:17It's a microphone!
09:19What the hell, Boston?
09:21I want to be...
09:22She looking over there!
09:23Was it a peen?
09:26She over there!
09:28I want the people to hear.
09:29They paid the good money.
09:30They got the people in the balcony.
09:31I want them to hear.
09:32She looking over there!
09:35Yeah, so...
09:35How far can I put it?
09:37I mean, it was just like, it was going to hit my teeth.
09:39Because she was over there!
09:41I was trying to...
09:42Don't worry about it.
09:43Just stay on the mic.
09:44Just stay on the mic.
09:45You got to grab it.
09:49Yes, so like how you would go to like Home Depot and get like hedge clippers for your yard.
09:53We use hedge clippers to cut the ribs.
09:55Oh, shit!
09:57Ooh!
09:57What you be doing to like keep your mind...
10:00You be listening to the podcast and stuff?
10:01We usually have music playing.
10:03Okay.
10:04You be jamming like...
10:05Where them fans at?
10:07Where them fans?
10:09Whoa!
10:11This nigga's dead on the ground.
10:18Whew!
10:19I mean, sometimes it's like that.
10:21We have conversations.
10:23Conversations?
10:24We be having a good time.
10:25So y'all just be like, man, so I told them...
10:27Pass me the scalpel.
10:28Cutting the whole hand off.
10:29Like I told them I wasn't going to cut me in this week.
10:31We don't cut...
10:31I'm sick of them throwing the hands at...
10:32We don't cut the hands off.
10:34Oh, oh, oh.
10:34But we'll cut...
10:35We take the organs out.
10:37You be taking organs out while you fussing about work?
10:39Yeah!
10:41That's not funny, but...
10:42Let me ask you this.
10:43It is funny as a visual.
10:45Do y'all be taking the fake titties out?
10:48Sometimes.
10:48Or you leave them in there?
10:49Well, you take them out so that we can like document that they're there.
10:52Uh-huh.
10:52And see like if they have a serial number.
10:54Oh.
10:54And then when the body gets sewn back up, we sew it.
10:57Put them back in there.
10:59Get nice and perky.
10:59If I pay for the titties, man, put them back for the funeral.
11:02Don't have me out here without my thing with 10 grand.
11:04I would be pissed if my titties was flat and deflated at the funeral.
11:08Hey, man, put my titties back in there.
11:10Who did the body, man?
11:11I paid for those.
11:12I mean, we leave the penis pumps in too.
11:14Oh, the penis pumps.
11:15Penis pumps.
11:16They still be robust when they did?
11:18Um, no.
11:20What does the penis, how does the penis pump work?
11:22It's like a little like button that they hit underneath the skin and then it makes it stand up.
11:26It's a button in there?
11:31That's how the penis pump works?
11:33It's a button?
11:33The one that's like the internal surgery one?
11:36Yeah.
11:36It's like a little, it's a whole contraption.
11:39Go-go gadget peen?
11:41Do they press it once or do they keep going?
11:43It's like the Reebok.
11:44You ain't ready for this girl.
11:45It's like the Reebok shoes.
11:46Y'all remember the Reebok pumping up?
11:50I don't remember.
11:51I don't know.
11:52I don't know the process.
11:53I just know that there's a place that they have to like put.
11:59I'm giving you extra tonight.
12:05That's crazy.
12:06Do you know when the penis pump, do you have to, is there another button to turn it down?
12:10You got to release it like.
12:13That's crazy.
12:15Anybody in here got one?
12:18I didn't even know that was, I literally didn't know that was a thing.
12:21I thought it was external.
12:23I didn't know it was internal.
12:24No, there's like a whole little contraption.
12:28That's crazy.
12:30What is, what's pumping the penis?
12:32What is it?
12:32It's not blood.
12:33What is it?
12:34Hydraulics?
12:35I don't see if we knew that biochemistry, we'd know how it worked.
12:39Biochemistry.
12:39Where you at?
12:39I bet you a biochemistry.
12:41It's so funny now when you need help and your peen don't work, it's me to come too.
12:45You want to go and get the penis pump, get the helmet going and he ain't going to do it
12:48because you ain't let him.
12:50Do the dead bodies ever be doing stuff?
12:52No.
12:52No.
12:53So you don't be scared at work?
12:55No.
12:56Okay.
12:57I mean, I'm sure it's haunted a little bit.
12:58It's for sure haunted.
12:59You know, you hear like bumps and things, but not like...
13:03What do you mean bumps?
13:04Like B2K?
13:05Bump, bump, bump.
13:07Was that my song?
13:08Do the bodies move?
13:09No, no, no, no.
13:10They don't do like a quick jerk?
13:12No, but like if we move, sometimes they move back to where they were, like if you move the arm,
13:17it'll move back to where...
13:18Nigga, I said put my arm here.
13:20I don't care if I'm dead.
13:21I want it to be like this.
13:22I was holding up the Dorchester for D, man.
13:24Let me die how I am.
13:25The rigor mortis be like, I told you, man.
13:29Don't move me.
13:30And we've been and we've been like, can you not, sir?
13:31You know, we're trying to move the arm and it come around and he's like, kind of touch your butt.
13:35You be like, sir.
13:35Touch your butt?
13:37You got to step into the body sometimes to get what you need to get.
13:40This is crazy.
13:40You say kind of touch your butt.
13:41That dead man was like, one last cheek.
13:43One last.
13:44One last ride before they put me in the freezer for good.
13:47It's all stiff right on the cheek.
13:50Yeah, we talk to the body and stuff.
13:51You look back at his face.
13:53His facial expression is different.
13:57Sir, you said you talk to the body?
13:59Yeah, we be talking.
14:00We be talking about the tattoos and stuff.
14:02People be like, now, why would you do that?
14:03You know?
14:05I would do the same thing if I had this job.
14:07Or, you know, certain situations.
14:08You be like, now, you're too old to be in this situation where you caught up like this.
14:11A black woman as your M.E.
14:15Talking to your dead body.
14:16For sure.
14:17It's actually really hilarious.
14:19Black women are always going to talk to something.
14:21Because, like, what if you're too old to be in a gang and you got shot?
14:24Hell yeah.
14:24And she's like, and see, look at you.
14:26Over here dead because you're out here running the streets with them YNs.
14:28You thought you was grown.
14:29You thought you was grown.
14:30Now, I'm cutting you up.
14:31Now, you got five bullet holes in your chest.
14:33You got a penis pump and a tattoo that says, this meat is real.
14:37Now, I'm cutting you open on a Saturday night.
14:41Dominic Anderson, come on out, man.
14:43All right, Dom.
14:44What part of Boston are you from?
14:46Brooklyn.
14:47Oh.
14:48I didn't even see the end while.
14:50He said, I just live here.
14:51Okay.
14:53Brooklyn, Massachusetts.
14:54Yeah.
14:56All right, Dom.
14:57Can I call you, Dom?
14:58Yes, sir.
14:58All right, Dom.
14:59What's the pettiest reason you've ended a relationship?
15:01Ooh.
15:03She always had this smell of onion, like sitting in the back of her throat.
15:10I tried, like, spitting gum in her mouth a few times to try to help.
15:14I did that before.
15:16I was kissing the girl and I slid.
15:18I had a Jolly Rancher in there.
15:20Her breath was slipping.
15:21And I was like, yo, let me just slide this in there.
15:25Since we already mouth to mouth, let me just slide this watermelon Jolly Rancher in there.
15:29Man, you could have killed her, man.
15:31No, she was all right.
15:31Jolly Ranchers have that sharp if you're not ready for it.
15:34She needed it.
15:34It wasn't sharp yet.
15:35It was fresh.
15:37That was my plan.
15:38I was like, I know what she, man, let me go ahead and then just slide it in.
15:42You said her breath smell like onion?
15:43Red onions or white, yellow?
15:45She was.
15:46So.
15:46That's a big difference.
15:47That's a big difference.
15:48Red onions.
15:49Oh.
15:49Red onions is crazy, man.
15:50I hate red onions, man.
15:52She was Trinidadian.
15:53She used to get this same breakfast every morning.
15:55It was like some pudding with sausage, onion, and she had it every morning.
15:59She was going for the onion like, good morning, Dom.
16:02I got the onion pudding going, baby.
16:04Hey, Dom.
16:05How was work?
16:07Ha.
16:08And you started crying because it was the onions?
16:10She was like, man.
16:11It was all right.
16:12Why you always crying?
16:13You just soft.
16:16Dang.
16:17What'd you say when you broke up with her?
16:20Well, I made up a practice that I had to go to and then I sent her a text.
16:25Oh, you broke up via text?
16:26My dog.
16:27That's how you do it.
16:29That's how you do it right there, man.
16:30Real G's text.
16:32Via AIM?
16:34She came back to the computer and he was like, your breath smells like onions.
16:38Did you tell her that?
16:39No.
16:40Okay.
16:40Why not, though?
16:42You can't just tell somebody their breath, back of their throat smells like onions.
16:45Yeah, you can.
16:46It's crazy.
16:46That's going to help her in the future.
16:48I told her, I was like, hey, I got to go to practice.
16:52And then after practice, I'm sitting there, I'm with my whole team.
16:54And we're just going around the sidekick and we're just going line for line.
16:58So, they kind of helped me.
17:00The whole team knew about onion breath.
17:04The whole squad.
17:06So, the whole team made up line for line why we had to break up.
17:10Y'all broke up with her as a group.
17:11As a unit.
17:13So, what'd y'all come up with?
17:14What'd y'all cook up?
17:16One was, it was just like, it's not you, it's me.
17:19Of course.
17:20Like, I'm not in a good place right now.
17:22I need some space.
17:23I need some space.
17:24Kind of hit different.
17:26When your breath smells like red onion.
17:27I need some space.
17:28I need some space.
17:29You know, it's not you, it's me.
17:30My breath good.
17:32I floss.
17:33You know, a lot of people don't floss.
17:34A lot of people don't floss.
17:35A lot of people don't, you know, gargle.
17:37You know what I mean?
17:38You got a tongue scrape as well.
17:39Yeah.
17:40I told her I decided to focus on sports right now and my career.
17:44Now, you hit her up with mad excuses.
17:46You hit her up with every excuse in the book.
17:49I had to get out of there.
17:50How long was you seeing her?
17:52Well, I saw her again after that.
17:54We did four years.
17:56Y'all were together four years before the onion breakup?
17:59Yeah.
17:59So, you took the onions for four years.
18:01I tried.
18:02He gave it a go, man.
18:04He gave it a go.
18:04That was a presidential term.
18:06He gave it a go.
18:06Yeah, he gave it a go.
18:07Why'd you come back?
18:13Was you still getting the onion head?
18:18He was smelling his meat after that.
18:20Dudes, we gonna get that dick sucked.
18:22You hear me?
18:24Knowing it was red onions on the other side.
18:27Matthew, come on out, Matthew.
18:28Y'all show some love for Matthew.
18:30What's something absolutely wild about your life
18:32that no one will believe just from looking at you?
18:35Okay, I came out as gay when I was 43 years old.
18:4043 years old.
18:42You was in that closet for mad long.
18:44Don't ask me how old I am now.
18:46I was just about to ask you.
18:49Why don't you tell me?
18:50I say, let me see.
18:5144.
18:51Get the ball go.
18:5344, man.
18:55He came out last year, yo.
18:57You're probably mid-60s, I say.
18:59Aw, man.
19:0050?
19:0165.
19:02Man, I was like.
19:0265, man.
19:04I literally got it perfect.
19:06Just younger.
19:08Aw, man, you got the frizzy top, baby.
19:09You've been out for 20 years.
19:11Yeah, 21.
19:12How's it feel to be out?
19:14Much better.
19:15Yeah, of course.
19:16Much better.
19:17Of course.
19:18So that first 42, that first 42 was tough.
19:21It was.
19:21It was.
19:21I grew up down south.
19:23Oh, shit.
19:24It wasn't so much a religious thing, but just culturally.
19:26Being gay was the worst thing you could be, man.
19:28Or black.
19:30Yeah.
19:30Yeah.
19:32One more thing that could have been outside.
19:35You know, just for us.
19:36Not for you.
19:36Just saying, there's probably some people from the south.
19:38They're like, now, hold on now.
19:39Imagine this, though.
19:40Imagine being gay and black.
19:42You better be.
19:43The double whammy.
19:44The intersection.
19:45Nobody want to talk about that shit.
19:47Yeah.
19:48So.
19:49So.
19:50Were you in the south when you came out or had you already moved up north?
19:54I've been in Boston since 1989.
19:56Yeah.
19:57How long ago was that?
19:58The math.
19:59I was about to have a head.
20:00My nose about to start bleeding.
20:01I was like, carry the three.
20:03That's over 30 years ago.
20:0430 years ago.
20:05He was still.
20:05Yeah.
20:06So he was.
20:08When did you know you was gay?
20:11Well, you know, I was in denial a long time.
20:13You know, like I knew I kind of had attractions to both, I guess.
20:17And but eventually, look, my identity now, as I identify, I'm a gay man.
20:22But yeah, I mean, I've had girlfriends.
20:23And, you know, I'm not a what do you call it?
20:26A gold star gay where you've never had sex with a woman.
20:28I've had sex with women.
20:29I mean, come on.
20:30I had a coochie.
20:30Who has it?
20:32I've been there.
20:32I ain't a gold star gay man.
20:34Back in the day, we was all there's a coochie here.
20:36You couldn't pass it up.
20:37I didn't even know nothing about gold star gay.
20:39I literally just found out that about.
20:41So these are the better games.
20:42Like, I've never even touched a coochie.
20:43I've never even touched.
20:45How dare you desecrate your peen with a woman's vagina?
20:50Are you crazy?
20:51I've never even seen one.
20:53So I was married to a woman for.
20:55Oh, dang.
20:56What's that?
20:56You was all in.
20:57For 12 years.
20:58Matt, come on, Matt.
20:59You was married for 12 years this whole time?
21:01Did she know you was gay?
21:03When I came out to her, yeah.
21:05Oh, y'all were still married on the come out?
21:06Yeah, that was what ended our marriage, yeah.
21:09Was she surprised?
21:13Women be knowing who's gay.
21:17Yeah.
21:18Y'all be knowing low key.
21:20It's rarely a bombshell for y'all.
21:22I mean, she said she was surprised.
21:24Okay.
21:25Matt!
21:26No, that's her, not me.
21:28You're judging.
21:29I'm very judging.
21:29No, no, that's her.
21:30She gave you the fake surprise?
21:33I think she was surprised, but I think she was in denial just like I was in denial.
21:36Oh, okay.
21:37Did she take it personally?
21:38Like, did she think it was something she did?
21:40Ah, boy, this is kind of tough.
21:42Tough thing to talk about.
21:43Oh, man, we're here.
21:43Come on, man.
21:44Come on.
21:46Put your bald head on his, man.
21:47We got to put the balls in, man.
21:49There he did.
21:50Hey, he got soft hands, too, man.
21:52Man, we're here with you, man.
21:53Come to the bald community fully, man.
21:55Come on, man.
21:56Just tap out on the sides and the back, man.
21:58Come on.
21:58Join us fully.
21:59You got the full support of the bald.
22:00Now you just got top-down bald.
22:02But you're in the full support of the whole dignitaries of the bald community.
22:05You got to go football.
22:07Do you want to avoid that question?
22:08We don't want to embarrass you.
22:08No, that's all right.
22:09What was the question?
22:10What was the question?
22:10She think it was her.
22:12That's a good question.
22:13I think no, no.
22:15She blamed me for not being more honest with her, but I was as honest as I was capable
22:19of being at that time.
22:20Fair.
22:21Because you was confused yourself.
22:22Yeah, I mean, I had to go into therapy and over the course of therapy and working on myself,
22:27I eventually kind of accepted who I really was.
22:29That's what I'm talking about, man.
22:31That's what I'm talking about.
22:32How the hell did you find out about me and Tony, man?
22:35You're outside of our target demo, but I appreciate the bald gay community and white men.
22:41Listen, I just love, I love comedy and if you're funny, you're funny no matter who you are,
22:47what your background is and so forth.
22:49I've been following you guys on socials for a long time.
22:50Hell yeah, man.
22:51Thank you, man.
22:52I'm thrilled.
22:53I'm thrilled to see you guys.
22:54We're thrilled to see you, man.
22:55What was your last straw where you was like, man, I can't take it no more.
22:57I got to tell her, man, I want the peens, y'all.
22:59You know what really did it in addition to, you know, having a therapist who kind of worked with me
23:04and all that stuff.
23:05But no, I-
23:06Y'all trying to write a movie with the therapist?
23:08Was y'all in with the therapist?
23:09That ain't what he said.
23:11What kind of sessions were y'all having?
23:12I know where you're going, Tyler Perry Blacks.
23:16I'm not proud of this, but I did have, you know, relationships with men during my marriage.
23:22Oh, you was cheating.
23:24Yes, and that was the betrayal of that was more painful to her than anything.
23:28You would have the great sex and you come back like, oh, this dang coochie again.
23:32Had me a fresh butt.
23:35Or I was a fresh butt.
23:37I don't know.
23:38A fresh butt?
23:38Maybe I took a butt.
23:39I was a butt.
23:40Who's to say?
23:41No, I'm just playing with you, man.
23:43You said you like comedy, man.
23:44Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:46I had to go back home to that coochie like, oh, how rumpf.
23:55When you was having the relationship, no judgment, we friends now.
23:59When you was out there free and gay, was you like, man, this is what I'm talking about, man.
24:04When this one guy that I met and it went beyond just a sexual thing, I really had feelings for
24:10him.
24:10And up until that time, my whole life, I didn't really believe it was possible for two men to actually
24:16have real feeling, real love for each other.
24:18Oh, wow.
24:19And so when I actually had those feelings, not just sexual feelings, but real love feelings.
24:23Like, I love you, man.
24:24You know, this is what feels right to me.
24:28So, anyway.
24:28Sorry, guys.
24:29No, this is very interesting to me.
24:31These are supportive blacks, man.
24:33They're supportive out here, man.
24:34Biochemistry, man.
24:36All right.
24:37Come on out, Elizabeth.
24:39Have a seat.
24:39I like this jacket, man.
24:41All right, Elizabeth.
24:42You the biochemist.
24:45All right.
24:45I'm watching.
24:46Are you good?
24:46All right.
24:47What's something absolutely wild about your life that no one believed just from looking at you?
24:51I almost got arrested at Taco Bell.
24:55Hold on.
24:56What the hell was going on at Taco Bell, man?
24:58You raised in hell at Taco Bell.
25:01It's a very funny opening sentence.
25:03Why did you almost get arrested at Taco Bell?
25:05So, with my husband, we went and the food was cold and we just asked for hot food.
25:15And we refused to leave until they gave us hot food.
25:28Oh, shit.
25:28And they called the cops.
25:31Wait a minute.
25:31Hold on.
25:32Everything is sounding real sweet how you presented it.
25:34How was you asking for that hot food in the moment?
25:38Give me the ribs.
25:38I want the peanut cheese burrito, nigga.
25:41I feel like they slammed that shit on the counter.
25:43Like, what the fuck is this?
25:46We newlyweds.
25:47Man, give us some hot tacos.
25:49You call this a Crunchwrap Supreme, nigga?
25:51I'm from Dorchester.
25:53I'll kill you for this.
25:54What did y'all order?
25:55Do you remember?
25:56It was one of the taco boxes, the big boxes.
25:59This was about, like, ten years ago.
26:00So, it was still expensive back then.
26:03Like, this is my last ten, man.
26:05Did y'all have an attitude when you went up there and then tell them about it?
26:07Give me the video.
26:08Not at first.
26:10See?
26:10Okay, I'm going to be the taco man.
26:12You're very sweet right now.
26:14I want to know the cold taco version of you.
26:16Here's your cold box.
26:17I don't care how much money you spend.
26:19I hate this job.
26:20Take this cold box and go sit down.
26:23So, we went through.
26:24We came back through the drive-thru.
26:25We said, um...
26:27Oh, this is the drive-thru, huh?
26:28So, we in the window.
26:31What y'all doing back?
26:34Did we forget something?
26:35No, the tacos were cold.
26:37So, we asked.
26:38We were like, can we just have another fresh box of tacos?
26:40Mmm, fresh box.
26:41Hey, man.
26:42They say these tacos is cold, man.
26:44Talking about a fresh box.
26:45We got some more fresh ones back there?
26:47Ain't no more tacos back here, man.
26:48And I hate this job also.
26:50Trying to take them tacos and shut the hell out.
26:53Hey, this is all we got left, man.
26:55It's cold or nothing, man.
26:57They room temp, man.
26:58Yeah, man.
26:58So, I mean...
27:00It's Taco Bell.
27:00I don't yell.
27:01I don't see how you got arrested.
27:03Something is missing.
27:04Something's missing here.
27:05So, the husband was on 10th.
27:08She can't...
27:08Wait, who was driving?
27:10My husband.
27:11Oh, so, he like, yeah, man.
27:12So, he the one handed the box.
27:13So, he was doing the talking.
27:14Yeah.
27:15That's why y'all got arrested.
27:16So, you was more of a...
27:17That's what was missing.
27:19Arrested.
27:19Almost arrested.
27:20So, when they called the police, y'all was like,
27:21I ain't going nowhere till my Crunchwrap Supreme is 110 degree.
27:26That's exactly what we said.
27:27And we did not move until we got hot tacos.
27:29That's what he said.
27:30And then we didn't even eat them because we...
27:32They probably spit in them, so we didn't eat them.
27:34Y'all did all that and didn't even eat the Crunchwrap Supreme?
27:36So, y'all made a stance.
27:38Then when you got the hot tacos, you be like, man, throw them shits away, man.
27:42They spit in that shit, man.
27:43Fuck that.
27:44We won though.
27:45It's the little things.
27:46We newlyweds, man.
27:47We getting our lives started.
27:49Did you get your money back?
27:50No, but the manager actually gave us free food, like a coupon to come back another time,
27:56but we went to a different Taco Bell.
27:58Oh, that's smart.
27:59That's smart.
27:59That way your tacos ain't licked.
28:02Yeah.
28:02That's crazy though.
28:04They call the cops or why they call the cops?
28:06So, we live in Rhode Island.
28:07And so, if you know of Rhode Island, East Providence is like a very non-melanated area.
28:13I know all about East Providence.
28:14So, big white.
28:15Yeah.
28:15So, that's why they call the cops.
28:18Y'all was black.
28:19The employees was white?
28:19It was black and hungry.
28:21Exactly.
28:21I was trying to tell Matt about that.
28:23He thought being gay was the worst thing, man.
28:24You could be black and hungry too.
28:26But black and gay is the worst.
28:28Black, gay, and hungry.
28:29What if you're black, gay, and hungry, and...
28:30Black, gay, and hungry?
28:31You ain't never gonna get the tacos.
28:33You're dunskies.
28:35So...
28:36Were they mad that you had the same jacket as their company colors?
28:42They're like, yo, can't a Taco Bell, nigga, nah.
28:44Were the employees white?
28:45Yes.
28:46Okay.
28:46Yeah, yeah.
28:47So, they was calling the cops as soon as y'all came back.
28:49It was like, oh my God, they're back.
28:54Yeah.
28:55The husband went off, man.
28:56Yeah.
28:56That's what I'm getting...
28:57She's too kind to go off, man.
28:58This demeanor right in now.
28:59She seemed sweet, man.
29:01She was just gonna eat the cold tacos and cry, man.
29:02The husband was coming in hot.
29:04You know, sometimes...
29:05It's one or the other.
29:05It's never the same.
29:06Sometimes the man is quiet and the woman's like, nah, we're gonna get this bean burrito.
29:09Hell yeah, man.
29:10And sometimes it's the man.
29:11But he got a stunt, man.
29:12They freshly married.
29:13Is your husband black as well?
29:14Yes, he is.
29:14Oh, yeah, man.
29:15He's over there.
29:16Where he at?
29:16Let me look at him.
29:17Come up here, man, because we know it was you that we got arrested.
29:19Oh, hell yeah.
29:20He was on 10.
29:21Get up.
29:21Now you don't want to come.
29:22I mean, fuck that, man.
29:23He got warrants out from Wendy's.
29:25My baby girl want hot tacos.
29:27That's what the fuck she gonna get.
29:29I'll wrap around.
29:30I'll wrap around.
29:31Get your manager over here.
29:32No, get your manager.
29:33Get your manager.
29:34You know he was pissed when he looked away.
29:35He was like, get your manager.
29:37Get your manager.
29:39Get your manager, man.
29:40Fuck that.
29:41Get your manager, nigga.
29:43No, baby, I got this.
29:44I got this.
29:45You was hungry, man.
29:46That shit was cold.
29:48Dude, were you kind of like impressed that he was yelling at them and stuff?
29:51Were you like turned on like, okay, nigga, you might got to go taco, but you're going
29:54to get this taco tonight.
29:57Come on, Rachel.
30:00Rachel, how you doing?
30:02I'm doing good, Rachel.
30:03Rachel.
30:04What's something absolutely wild about your life that no one believes just from looking
30:07at you?
30:08I proposed to my husband.
30:10Oh, shit.
30:12You proposed to your husband.
30:13On bending knee?
30:14Boys to me?
30:15I did.
30:15You got down on one knee?
30:17I didn't get on a knee.
30:18I chickened out.
30:19No, you got to get on one knee.
30:20You took a knee?
30:21I did it.
30:22I chickened out of that part.
30:23You're going to do it.
30:24You're going to do it.
30:25I know.
30:26So basically my whole plan, because we met, I was in med school.
30:29He was in residency.
30:30We met at Yale.
30:31Biochemistry right here, Tony.
30:33You the one sitting there.
30:33He's the biochemist right here.
30:35It was one of them, too.
30:36Med school got to do that biochem.
30:38I know that.
30:39Might have been the husband.
30:39All right, go ahead.
30:40You was in biochem class 101.
30:42So the whole plan, it was during COVID, so I was supposed to give him a tour
30:45go back to our first kiss spot and get on a knee and propose.
30:49It was locked down because COVID.
30:52Yeah, you know.
30:53So I couldn't do it.
30:53So I chickened out and I just whispered in his ear, will you marry me?
30:57Oh, shit.
30:59And he said yes, huh?
31:00And he said yes.
31:00Did you have a ring prepared?
31:02I did have a ring, yes.
31:03Oh, shit.
31:03But, of course, being my husband and he knows me too well, he guessed that I was going to
31:08propose, which I was kind of bummed about.
31:11He had his reverse Uno card on you.
31:13Now I'm going to do it the right way.
31:15He also had a ring.
31:16He had a ring for you that night?
31:17My ring and actually kind of tricked me.
31:19So after dinner, we had leftovers.
31:21We went to the car, dropped him off, and he got the ring and had this bulging box in his
31:26pocket that I did not notice.
31:27His pants was tight.
31:29The penis pump was in there.
31:31He was like, I'm going to tear you up tonight.
31:35And proposed to me the same night he did get on a knee.
31:38And now we've been married for a year.
31:40Wow.
31:40For eight years?
31:41Or one year?
31:42Oh, you just did this?
31:43Yes.
31:44So are you impatient?
31:45What was that?
31:48I'm pregnant.
31:49I didn't know.
31:49I didn't notice anything.
31:50I never want to assume.
31:51I didn't see anything.
31:51I never want to assume a woman's pregnant.
31:53I thought you just had hot taco bell for lunch.
31:54You've got to actually show me the birth for me to be like, congratulations.
31:58I don't even want to say, even though you said it.
32:00I don't even know.
32:01Y'all went right to work, huh?
32:02We did.
32:04You beat him to the punch.
32:05He was already going to propose.
32:06You was impatient.
32:07Yeah.
32:07He kind of planted this seed when I first met him and he's like very outspoken.
32:11It was like, I'm the prize too.
32:13I want you.
32:13He wanted them.
32:15I'm the prize too is hilarious.
32:17I'm the prize.
32:17He really was though, because you proposed.
32:19I did.
32:20And I thought he was joking at first.
32:21And eventually I'm like, wait, he keeps saying this.
32:25Every day.
32:25Good morning.
32:26I'm the prize.
32:28You hear me?
32:28I'm the prize.
32:29He didn't look back at it when he said it though.
32:30I'm the prize.
32:33He was giving you that?
32:34He did.
32:34What made you decide like, I don't care if he doesn't propose.
32:37I want this man forever.
32:38So I think just because he kept saying it, I was like, you know what?
32:42He's special.
32:42I want to marry him anyway.
32:44So if this is what it takes, I'm going to do it.
32:46What's your people?
32:47What's your family say?
32:49They actually didn't really care that much.
32:51Shout out to you, man.
32:52She said, I don't care about societal norms.
32:54I want this man.
32:55I want this baby.
32:56Yep.
32:56And look, she got him.
32:57Yeah.
32:58See, a lot of y'all be out here just standing on business until you like 89.
33:02I ain't never going to tell a man.
33:04I wish I would.
33:08Dying alone.
33:10And then that girl got to come and cut your chest open with the wedding fans.
33:14Fussing about work, cutting your chest open.
33:16This was a lonely woman right here.
33:18Look at her heart.
33:20This is a lonely heart right here, man.
33:22She was stubborn.
33:23I wish I would propose to a man.
33:26I would never.
33:28Living alone at 87, man.
33:30Not busting the moves.
33:31This is a lonely heart.
33:33Just from looking at it.
33:34Lonely hearts club, man.
33:36If you want your man, just go for it, ladies.
33:39Oh, y'all quiet, man.
33:40Fuck y'all, man.
33:42Fuck y'all.
33:44All right?
33:46You go for yours, man.
33:48Look at her up here.
33:49Married.
33:49Bun in the oven.
33:52All right, man.
33:53See you later.
33:54All right, get that.
33:54Yeah, get your ass up out here.
33:57For sure.
33:58For sure.
34:00Proposals.
34:00I respect it.
34:02Tone.
34:03Would you let a woman propose to you?
34:06Oh, shit.
34:07See?
34:07That's what I'm talking about, man.
34:10Is that the bio Kim and Sue said that?
34:12She right here, Tone, in the balcony.
34:15The balcony piece?
34:16Where you at?
34:17Hell, yeah.
34:18You know what I'm saying?
34:19I'm not saying, yeah.
34:20I don't know you like that, but...
34:22I respect the courage, though, man.
34:24You said that with your titties out, man.
34:27Come on out, Amanda Knight.
34:29All right, Amanda.
34:30Tell us about a time you ended up dating
34:32or in a relationship with a narcissist from hell.
34:35Ooh, shit.
34:36Um, I was in my mid-20s,
34:38and I would say I was young and extremely dumb.
34:40And we dated for about a year, moved in together,
34:44and I was playing stepmom.
34:47How old was the kid?
34:48She was about four.
34:51Okay.
34:51And the child's mother and I did not get along.
34:55I'll be respectful.
34:56Of course.
34:57The baby mama?
34:58Yeah, essentially.
34:59Did not get along.
35:01We got engaged, but...
35:03Did you propose or did he?
35:04Hell nah.
35:05Okay, no disrespect.
35:06No disrespect.
35:07Wherever she went.
35:08Uh, sorry.
35:08Was he on bending knee?
35:10Uh, no, because I never actually got the ring.
35:12Red flag won.
35:13Well, how did he propose that?
35:14Well, he just said,
35:15we gonna do it one time?
35:16He, he, he asked.
35:17We ain't getting no younger.
35:18He asked.
35:18I said yes.
35:19But, you know, we was young, so he ain't had no money.
35:22So it was just like, okay, we'll get it eventually.
35:24But his mama loved me, so I was fiance.
35:26Everybody knew me as fiance.
35:28Okay.
35:28And then I moved away, um, because I got a better job.
35:31Oh.
35:31He came to visit me.
35:32Everything was fine.
35:33And then we was like, okay, we'll wait until you actually move to Texas.
35:37Okay.
35:38Um, to see each other again.
35:40Two years went by.
35:40Oh, shit.
35:41And then supposedly he caught a case and all of this stuff.
35:44And I was like...
35:45Oh, hey, wait a second.
35:46We're not gonna glaze over the case.
35:48You either caught a case or you didn't get you.
35:49We're not gonna glaze over the case.
35:51Supposedly there was a gun, murder involved.
35:53What was in the case?
35:54What's in the fire?
35:55I don't, I didn't, I didn't ask details.
35:57What you mean you didn't ask details?
35:58I was dumb.
35:59I said I was young and dumb.
36:00I started with that.
36:01I didn't ask details.
36:02I was like, all right.
36:03He said I was gonna be on, he was gonna be on probation.
36:05You didn't ask him what the case was?
36:06I didn't.
36:06He said, I said, what happened?
36:08He said, I got into a fight and, you know, me and my boys got arrested because a case
36:13I had back in the day.
36:14Before you.
36:15Before me that, you know, they're gonna put me on probation.
36:18So I said, okay.
36:19So...
36:19Man, that's crazy.
36:20If me and niggas killed somebody, you know, I got the other case and stuff going on,
36:24I'm on probation.
36:24I'm asking the hard-hitting questions.
36:26You dating me.
36:27So we was, you know, we would stay on the phone all night.
36:30It was great.
36:30And then in December of 2013, he called me and it was my father's birthday.
36:35Happy birthday.
36:35He called me and I was like, yo, you know, I was like, hey.
36:39And he said, I'm married, yo.
36:44I'm married, yo?
36:46He said, yo on the back end.
36:48Yes.
36:48I'm married, yo.
36:49I'm married, yo.
36:51I said, hello.
36:51He said, I'm married, yo.
36:52Not hi, not nothing.
36:53Before I could even say, hey, babe.
36:55And immediately I hung up the phone because I knew what was going on.
36:58Two minutes later, my phone buzzes and his wife has texted me.
37:04So she's like, he ain't never moving to Texas.
37:07We got a baby together.
37:10He had a whole baby on me.
37:12I'm like, what?
37:13I texted his mom and she's like, oh, you know, he told us y'all broke up.
37:18And I was like, wait, we was literally planning a wedding.
37:21I was picking out invitations.
37:23We was getting the list together.
37:25And I was like, I just had to let it go.
37:28Never talked to him after that.
37:29Never saw him again.
37:30That was the final conversation?
37:32The final conversation was, I'm married, yo.
37:34That was the last time.
37:35Yes.
37:36And that was like the first of many narcissists.
37:38The next one was a con artist.
37:39It was a whole lot of shit.
37:41Yeah.
37:41How young and dumb were you?
37:43I was in my mid-twenties.
37:45But let me say, I am happily engaged.
37:46I see the ring.
37:47Hey.
37:48She got the ring this time, y'all.
37:50And your husband's not married, right?
37:52I'm not young and dumb.
37:52He's not married.
37:53He ain't got no kids.
37:54He got a good job.
37:55You sure?
37:56I'm sure.
37:57I'm sure.
37:57I'm not young and dumb anymore.
37:59So, yes.
38:00I'm married, yo.
38:01If you would have murdered him, I would have been like, you know what?
38:05I'm married, yo.
38:06A baby after that.
38:07And I should have known because his breath stank when we first started talking.
38:10See?
38:11That's when you messed up.
38:12There's so many red flags and I was just dumb.
38:14That's when you messed up, man.
38:15I was just dumb.
38:16He smelled like popcorn, not red onion.
38:19Tell us about the con artist.
38:20Oh, y'all gonna really dog me out.
38:23You were young and dumb.
38:24We already know.
38:26I was like, I let him move in because a hurricane happened.
38:31I was living in Miami.
38:32A hurricane happened.
38:33And then I signed my name on an apartment for him.
38:36Oh, man.
38:37You just.
38:39That's a furniture?
38:40You just out here, man.
38:42You just a fucker for love.
38:42I was dumb.
38:43I never stepped foot in that apartment.
38:45Never sat on that furniture.
38:48Yeah.
38:48I was dumb.
38:49You got it for him?
38:49I was dumb.
38:50What did he say?
38:51He was not even that.
38:52He had beautiful eyes, but like.
38:54So you saw his eyes and you was like, 1434 Ocean Drive.
38:59Go ahead and take that.
39:01And here, you want a couch?
39:02I love these eyes.
39:03Take this couch.
39:05I was so dumb.
39:06Like, I think.
39:07What did he con though?
39:08How did he, did he con you or he con other people?
39:10Other people.
39:11He was like one of them.
39:12I don't know how we do it.
39:13We had like this credit card business.
39:15And would literally call companies and have credit card numbers.
39:18Social security numbers.
39:19He left some shit at my apartment one time.
39:21And I was like, oh no.
39:23I got a disconnect from this.
39:24You got a lot of criminals.
39:26Yup. Yup.
39:27Is your husband a criminal?
39:28No.
39:29He's a good man.
39:30You sure?
39:30I'm 100% sure.
39:32He's like, I'm working at Angle right now, man.
39:35How long y'all been married?
39:36I told him.
39:37I told him I wouldn't embarrass him.
39:38We're only engaged.
39:39We get married June 20, uh, 26.
39:41Oh, so you don't even know him.
39:42That's me and Melissa's um.
39:44You don't even know him yet.
39:45Yes, I do know him.
39:46You sure?
39:47100%.
39:48100%.
39:48No criminal record.
39:49Good credit.
39:50Good credit.
39:51Good credit.
39:51No criminal record.
39:52No criminal record.
39:53Ain't never been arrested.
39:54None of that.
39:55100%.
39:55I'm not dumb anymore.
39:57Okay.
39:57My sister did a background check.
39:59Okay.
40:01Gotta be careful, man.
40:03NJ, come to the stage.
40:05All right, NJ.
40:06What's something you stopped apologizing for once you hit your grown woman era?
40:10I can't stay at anything less than a four star hotel.
40:12Oh man.
40:13Can't stay at anything less than a four star hotel.
40:15You and Kel, two peas in a pod, man.
40:17I love me a four star.
40:19All you need is a bed, man.
40:21Hush.
40:22No.
40:22Tony Baker will stay anywhere.
40:24If the comedy club books the hotel and it's like, yeah, Tony, you gotta sleep underneath
40:29the freeway.
40:30He'd be like, all right, but it's free, right?
40:32Yeah, yeah.
40:33But there's no roof.
40:34Okay.
40:35Well, I didn't have to pay for it.
40:36As long as I ain't got no shower curtain or no booty out showers, I'm in.
40:41That's all I care about is the shower curtain, man.
40:43I don't want no more curtains.
40:43I've been there.
40:44I was once you.
40:45Yeah.
40:45But now I'm kidding.
40:47Watch out.
40:48What changed your mind?
40:49So listen, I was with my ex at the time.
40:51The money was a little funny.
40:53Okay.
40:53So I decided to stay at a hotel that was a little bit lower in stars.
40:58Two star?
40:59Yes, actually.
41:00But we're like, you know what?
41:01It's a beachfront.
41:02It'd be good.
41:02It'd be great.
41:03Yeah.
41:04Except we got bug bites.
41:06Oh, the big bugs.
41:07Come on, man.
41:08Big bugs, yeah.
41:09And ever since then, I was like, never again.
41:12And that took a while to get over.
41:14And so ever since then, anything less than four stars, not.
41:17You can do three.
41:19Nah.
41:19Ain't no bed bugs in three.
41:21I can also do home.
41:24You can also do home.
41:25I can do home.
41:26You can.
41:26I'd be having to stay with two and three star when I would be a Tony.
41:29I'd be crying.
41:30Man.
41:31I hate it.
41:32He be gassing it though, man.
41:34I love the four star.
41:35For one night.
41:35That's how you end up leaving him in economy today.
41:38Yes.
41:39I buy first class.
41:40Tony won't buy first class.
41:41So I make him feel bad.
41:43I close the curtain on him.
41:44I say, don't even look in here, sir.
41:46I go for the free upgrade.
41:47Don't use our bathroom either.
41:49Matter of fact, don't look over here.
41:50I like making money more than I like spending it.
41:53Does that make sense?
41:56Nah, you can't leave with the money.
41:57I like comfort above all.
42:01And I like when people say my name.
42:03When they say Mr. Fredericks, I be like, that's me, Kevin.
42:06When I got to, I stayed with Tony and them today.
42:09And we was in South Boston.
42:10You been brushing this off with the hand like we're just peasants.
42:13You said the peasant hand of Tony and them.
42:15Yes.
42:16I went to this courtyard, Mary, or something of the like.
42:19I don't know.
42:19He lied to us like he was going to stay there, but keep going.
42:21They have like free breakfast.
42:24And then I walked over here and there was a Four Seasons.
42:27And I was like, hey, do I have any more seasons?
42:31And they're like, Mr. Fredericks, yes, we'd love.
42:33And we have on your profile that you like a sparkling water in your room.
42:37Would you like your sparkling water set up and your ironing board?
42:39Would you like that as well?
42:40And I said, yes.
42:41And then I ordered room service.
42:43We didn't have room service where we were staying in Southie.
42:46And I took a picture of it and I sent it to Tony.
42:49Yeah.
42:50This is the experience.
42:51Yeah.
42:51Come on, man.
42:53All right.
42:54Come on out, Tamia Haley.
42:55What's the pettiest reason you ended a relationship?
42:58Okay.
42:58This wasn't petty, but it was really weird.
43:03So I was on a dating app.
43:06This is like the first time I met.
43:07That's where you messed up, but keep going.
43:09I know.
43:10Keep going.
43:10So I matched with this guy and everything was good at first.
43:15You know, we had good conversation.
43:17We were smoking.
43:18Uh-huh.
43:19And then all of a sudden.
43:20I know how about that.
43:21Weed.
43:22I wrote me a little .5, 3.5, you know what I'm saying?
43:26Was y'all sharing it?
43:27Yes.
43:28We had a bag and forth, listening to music.
43:30Vibing out.
43:31And then he took off his shirt.
43:34Oh.
43:35And I was like.
43:36Just randomly?
43:36Randomly.
43:37He was like, it's getting hot in here, baby girl.
43:38Oh.
43:39And all of a sudden he kind of turned up Usher.
43:41It was nice and slow.
43:43Oh.
43:447 o'clock on the dot.
43:45I got my Glock cocked.
43:47And I'm looking around like this is, this is weird.
43:50And all of a sudden he started popping.
43:55He started popping?
43:57He started popping and locking and I'm literally looking around like.
44:03So you didn't like that he was dancing with his shirt off to Usher?
44:05Yeah.
44:06Cause what are you doing?
44:07Was his bag to you or did he turn around?
44:09He was literally in my face.
44:11Oh shit.
44:12In my face like.
44:13So he was 7 o'clock.
44:17Yes.
44:18Yes.
44:18Yes.
44:18Yes.
44:18Yes.
44:19Yes.
44:19Yes.
44:22Yes.
44:22The real, real, real pretty thing.
44:24That's waiting for me.
44:27So you left while he was dancing?
44:29I literally was— you should've seen my face.
44:33Cause I was just like—
44:36and then was like, I- I texted my best friend and told her to,
44:40to say something to me like emergency.
44:43Emergency.
44:44Yeah.
44:45I was like, Oh my God,
44:46I gotta go I got it. I gotta go. He was still there
44:53Yo, so act like you leaving the apartment and have a kid follow you size so your homegirl like emergency
44:59and you telling them
45:01Were you going
45:27You
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