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00:04Doobie, doobie.
00:10ATL, shout it!
00:12Atlanta, Georgia!
00:15Take a picture of y'all, man. He's taking pictures of us.
00:23Y'all wanted us to talk about everything Tyler Perry makes
00:26goes to number one instantly.
00:28That's just hilarious to me because did you want him to fail?
00:31What do you want from Tyler?
00:33You mad like, here he go again.
00:36Another number one for Tyler.
00:38He don't switch it up.
00:39He don't need to switch it up. Why would you switch it up
00:42if it's going number one every time? That's ridiculous.
00:45Keep running the same play, man.
00:47If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?
00:49Man, I be watching Beauty in Black, Divorce in Black, Black on Black,
00:53The Street is Black. If it ends in Black, I'm turning it on, man.
00:57I be loving it. I love it all, man. Forget the rules.
01:01I like it now. I like the villains, man.
01:03The villains don't be rooted in real.
01:05They just be like, I'm crazy.
01:08Every Tyler Perry villain, they just got no other nuance, man.
01:11They just be evil from top to bottom.
01:14They come in. I'm beating my wife. I cheat on you.
01:17I'm leaving you for this white bitch. You gonna take it.
01:21They come in the game like that.
01:24Beat my dad, Tony. We in the Tyler Perry movie.
01:27We Tyler Perry. I'm your dad.
01:28You my dad. And what's something that just happened?
01:30Why my dad's mad at me? I lost the football game.
01:35Perfect. I lost the football game, Tony.
01:36You lost the football game.
01:37And I'm sitting here sulking because we lost the game.
01:39And I fumbled. Maybe it's my fault. I fumbled, all right?
01:43All right, here we go.
01:44And I'm home. But I'm physically fit and tall.
01:48Like, everybody thinks I'm handsome and strong,
01:50and usually I'm the number one.
01:52Like, I'm a five-star. I got a $100 million contract.
01:55Let me give you the whole thing. I'm going to Georgia.
01:59I'm a five-star. I got $10 million NIL.
02:02I have, like, my stomach has abs.
02:04Let me tell my story because I got to be perfect.
02:07For the villain, I got to be perfect, okay?
02:10And I got a Lamborghini.
02:12And I have hair. I have hair.
02:15Brains. I got braids.
02:16I got bilu. I got hang time.
02:18And I'm fast.
02:21And I don't have to take my pants off.
02:27Oh, my zipper? Oh.
02:30I got a huge peen.
02:32Peen so big, it busts through the zippers all the time.
02:34They're like, dang, man.
02:35How much peen you got, kid?
02:38All right.
02:38All that.
02:39Remember the abs and no man boobs.
02:41So these are gone. These are out.
02:43All right.
02:44Remember I'm strong and physically fit.
02:45Compliment me a little bit.
02:46Man, where the hell up, man?
02:47All right, all right.
02:48Goddamn.
02:50Dang, man. I'm so handsome, but I lost the game.
02:52Oh, yeah.
02:53Look at this loser right here.
02:56You lost the goddamn game.
02:58I told you you wasn't gonna be shit.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Just like your mother.
03:02I told her ass the same thing before I kicked her down a flight of steps
03:07because she caught me cheating on her with a white woman.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Where the orange juice at?
03:12You drank all that shit up as well?
03:14Yeah, I had a cramp, father.
03:16Oh, you had a cramp.
03:16Man, I'll give you something a cramp about it.
03:19That's the problem with you, man.
03:21You never could measure up.
03:24I don't even know why you live here, man.
03:26You just a waste of space.
03:27You're my dad, man.
03:28I want to be like you.
03:29Oh, you want to be like me, huh?
03:30You were a big NFL star.
03:32Yeah.
03:33You want to be like me, man.
03:34You should never be like me.
03:35Why?
03:36You'll never be me, man.
03:38I'm the shit and you ain't.
03:41Matter of fact, I just shit you out.
03:43What?
03:44Yeah.
03:45Yeah.
03:46I thought you loved me.
03:47I should have busted off on your mom's face and let you shit me.
03:51Dad.
03:52Yeah, man.
03:53Dad.
03:54No redeeming qualities, man.
03:56Just an evil-ass Tyler Perry nigga with no explanation.
04:00No origin story.
04:02Who are you talking to?
04:03Who are you talking to?
04:04I'm talking to you, man.
04:06I'm talking to the audience, man, because ever since I met your mother down there at
04:10that cruise, shit ain't been the same ever since.
04:14I found your mother on the street.
04:15I should have left her there on the whole stroll.
04:18Are you even my dad?
04:19Yeah, I'm your dad, man, unfortunately.
04:21Oh.
04:22Let's get this orange juice going in here, man.
04:25I need more of it.
04:27Go get my orange juice.
04:29Oh, sorry.
04:30If you can run that place successfully since you failed on the field.
04:33Here, this is an extra refrigerator full of your personal orange juice.
04:38Yeah.
04:39Now kick me down the steps.
04:40I'll be crippled.
04:41And then you gotta take care of it.
04:42Yeah, yeah.
04:42Now I'm turning the tide, Dad.
04:45Where's my knife?
04:46Now I'm in the...
04:47Oh!
04:48Get on the ground.
04:49Yeah, yeah.
04:51Oh, my back.
04:52I hated you, man.
04:53You was never there for me.
04:54My spine.
04:56You...
04:57Come on, son.
04:58Nah, you was never my dad, and I ain't your son.
05:01You gonna do your old man like this?
05:02You ain't my old man.
05:04Actually, your brother's my real dad.
05:05I got the DNA result.
05:07I knew it.
05:08I knew it, man.
05:09Ain't none of y'all shit, man.
05:10I knew it.
05:12Now that my legs don't work you tough, huh?
05:14Yeah, I'm tough now.
05:15I'm gonna put you in the bathtub and smoke a cigarette.
05:18I've never smoked before.
05:19Oh, that's what we doin' out here?
05:20Yeah.
05:20That's what we doin' out here?
05:22Dyra Mad Black Son 2, Kevin's Revenge.
05:25All right.
05:26Now on Netflix.
05:27Come on, man.
05:28I'm gonna save your life.
05:28Nah, nigga.
05:29You think I'm gonna help you?
05:31You ain't never been sick.
05:32Matter of fact, let me set you on fire.
05:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.
05:37That's how you feel, huh?
05:39Yeah.
05:39Yeah.
05:40Father's in black.
05:41Oh, you gonna brisket me out, huh?
05:45That's what y'all love.
05:46Tyler Perry.
05:47Number one.
05:48You wouldn't watch it, though.
05:49No explanation.
05:49Tell me you wouldn't cut it on.
05:51Number one.
05:52But he took that Confederate Army base,
05:55and he turned it into a black studio.
05:56He honored the black greats.
05:58He be putting money in black people's stuff.
06:00It be number one.
06:01I wanna work with him.
06:03If he called me today,
06:03I'd be in the movie.
06:04Y'all wouldn't be able to tell me nothing.
06:06You know what else he could do?
06:07He could give us black nuance.
06:09Nah, man.
06:09I don't want nuance.
06:10I want number one.
06:11All right.
06:12Nuance is number seven.
06:14Tyler is number one, baby.
06:17You trying to get hired, too.
06:18Hire me, nigga?
06:19You hear, Tyler?
06:21He ain't never gonna hire me, man.
06:22He was talking shit about me on that stage.
06:24Yeah, now we're done.
06:25Don't post that on the ground,
06:26because I'm trying to get his number.
06:27Let me tell you what.
06:28I ain't from Atlanta, okay?
06:30But I can tell you what.
06:31I've been coming here for some years.
06:32The traffic didn't used to extend way out to McDonough.
06:37Where y'all be going in Atlanta?
06:39And why the water boy is always on the side of the freeway,
06:41and people be like, don't get the water.
06:42But I'm thirsty.
06:43They be like, don't do it.
06:44They'll take your car.
06:45Why?
06:46That's crazy.
06:47That's crazy.
06:48That's crazy.
06:48The water boys be young.
06:49Y'all be like, don't, don't.
06:50You can't be thirsty on the freeway.
06:52That's a lazy-ass hustle, man.
06:53The water boy?
06:54The water boy is a lazy-ass hustle.
06:57Let's just go get a pack of water and sell it.
07:01That's all they do.
07:02Get the 24 pack.
07:03We gonna make a killer.
07:04But y'all be like, don't drink it.
07:06Don't, don't roll your window down.
07:07And don't get the, don't, don't let them be on you by the scooters.
07:10I don't make no eye contact, man.
07:12No eye contact.
07:13You be straightforward?
07:14Ma'am, I, I wear a blindfold when I see it.
07:19I'm driving on pure thoughts and memories, nigga.
07:23Once you make eye contact, they got you with the cheap-ass water.
07:26And they don't even be getting the good water.
07:28They don't even be having labels on the water.
07:30It just be water.
07:31Just be the naked thing.
07:32What kind is it?
07:34Dasani Arrowhead, Fiji?
07:35I got to know.
07:36Arrowhead is the worst.
07:37Yeah, it is.
07:38In Atlanta, y'all be going too hard on the lemon pepper, man.
07:41Enough.
07:42They lemon pepper everything out here.
07:43Lemon pepper wings was enough.
07:45And y'all was like, lemon pepper Hennessy salmon, honey glazed salmon.
07:48Like, God, dog, man.
07:49That's too much things.
07:52Lemon pepper make you feel like you're doing something in the kitchen.
07:55Yeah.
07:56Yeah, I put a little lemon pepper together.
07:57A little lemon, lemon pepper meatloaf.
07:59Like, hold on, man.
08:00That shit don't match, man.
08:03Chill out, man.
08:03Don't even go, man.
08:04I got the lemon pepper lemonade going.
08:06Like, what?
08:06Come on, man.
08:07That's a drink.
08:08I already got lemon in there.
08:09Put some lemon pepper frosted flakes out there for the kids, man.
08:12That's going to be good.
08:13Don't knock until you try it.
08:15Nah, I will say.
08:15I went to this restaurant.
08:16They had oxtail grits.
08:18And I said, now you're doing something, Atlanta.
08:20It's savory or nothing, man.
08:22You want some sweet grits?
08:23Go get some cream of wheat and hush.
08:25Nah, man.
08:26Put your hands down.
08:27Nah.
08:28Cream of wheat tastes different.
08:29Put your hands down.
08:30Cream of wheat tastes different than grits.
08:32The texture is off.
08:33It's like, it feel like it's better than grits.
08:36It's like, I went to private school.
08:37I'm cream of wheat.
08:38Cream of wheat is Jack and Jill.
08:40He think he's better than us.
08:41Cream of wheat is a good time, man.
08:42Cream of wheat be like, I wear an Ascot.
08:44Nah, man.
08:46I hate cream of wheat and stop telling us anything.
08:48No, it ain't, man.
08:49I don't like Farina.
08:49He put sugar in his grits today, man.
08:52Yeah, nigga, I did it.
08:52I'm gonna flip the table over.
08:54I'll do it again.
08:55Sam Jackson.
08:56You a child, man.
08:57You a child.
08:58It's just corn.
08:59Grits is just corn.
09:00Nah, man.
09:01You eat kettle corn, corn flakes.
09:03Grits ain't nothing but shaved corn.
09:04We not doing this, man.
09:05And I eat pumpkin pie, niggas.
09:07What y'all gonna do?
09:08What y'all gonna do?
09:10Boo you.
09:11Boo you.
09:13Don't put her hand down, sir.
09:14Don't let him stifle your praise.
09:17Pumpkin pie is good, though.
09:19Pumpkin pie.
09:19You like pumpkin pie?
09:20Yeah, I like pumpkin pie.
09:21Hell yeah.
09:22Tony put it there.
09:23Yeah, I'm part white, man.
09:24Tony's a quarter white.
09:25Yeah, man.
09:26He really is, though.
09:27That's not a joke.
09:28I am, man.
09:28My grandmother was white, man.
09:29Pumpkin pie.
09:30But I like sweet potato pie better, though.
09:32Y'all look at the block.
09:33But I like them both.
09:34You can like both.
09:36He's still stuck on the fact that you're a quarter white.
09:39He was like, hold on.
09:39Yeah, I'm a quarter white, man.
09:41Yeah, his grandma's white, right?
09:42You thought I was pure black?
09:44And it's German, too.
09:46You thought I was 100% pure?
09:47I appreciate that.
09:48He ain't even supposed to be over here with us.
09:50He can come to the cookout for three out of the four hours.
09:52He can't come that last hour.
09:54Man, fuck y'all cookout, man.
09:56Y'all ain't gonna have no vegetarian options anyway, man.
09:59Fuck y'all.
10:01Y'all gonna have that veggie platter out there.
10:03I'm sick of that veggie platter.
10:05The baby carrots and the snap peas and the ranch, Tom.
10:08We got you with the raw broccoli, man.
10:11Fuck y'all, man.
10:13All right, come on, KC.
10:14KC Patterson.
10:15Y'all show some love for KC Patterson.
10:17Fellow ball brother.
10:18What's up, brother?
10:18He coming in mad cool, man.
10:20Big fan of you, brother.
10:22What's up, dog?
10:22Thanks for coming, man.
10:23Yeah, have a seat, man.
10:25Y'all show some love for KC Patterson.
10:26KC Patterson.
10:29KC Patterson, he sound like a gospel singer.
10:32The question was, what's something that gets on your last nerve?
10:35KC Patterson, what'd you tell us?
10:37What'd get on my last nerve?
10:39You don't remember?
10:40Dang, he just typing stuff.
10:42He don't even know what's going on, man.
10:43See, your name is KC Patterson.
10:45He got a vest on.
10:45Don't even remember.
10:46All right.
10:47I hate when people stand too close to me in line.
10:50Did that happen tonight?
10:52I can't stand that.
10:54I can't stand that, man.
10:55You can't stand it, Tom?
10:56Hell no, man.
10:57Give me some space.
10:59We going to the same.
11:00You next.
11:01We get it.
11:02You ain't got to be like this in line just to know you next.
11:06Yeah, man.
11:07I can't wait to see the Ball Brothers show, man.
11:09I'm so excited to see Tony.
11:10This show going to be good, man.
11:11I can't wait.
11:11Tony and Kevin's great, man.
11:12They funny as hell, dog.
11:14They funny as hell.
11:15Man, I can't wait, man.
11:16This is going to be a good time, man.
11:18A good comedy show.
11:18I feel like, boy, they just coming in so freestyle, man.
11:22It's wild out here, man.
11:23It's crazy work out here, man.
11:25Hey, man, how you feel about the Ball Brothers, man?
11:27Do you like how they feel when they tell the jokes and stuff?
11:30You follow them as well, man?
11:31How does it make you feel, KC Patterson, when people be up close on you?
11:35Did you ever tell them anything when they be up on you?
11:37It's crazy, man.
11:37Do you ever tell them, like, hey, man, bag back?
11:39Hell yeah, man.
11:41I wonder how much the tickets is, man.
11:43Yeah, they pretty good price, the Ball Brothers, man.
11:45I heard they got great prices out of the Ball Brothers.
11:47Oh, they got popcorn, man.
11:47They got popcorn over here, man.
11:49People got glasses, man.
11:50Sometimes I be wanting to wear a vest that's just for my chest, man.
11:53It ain't even got to have an arm.
11:54Because, really, I'm cold in the middle, but my arms be hot.
11:57So if they sold something that just gave me some warm chest-wise,
12:01I'd be cool.
12:02I wonder if they sell just vest jackets, just, like, warm me up.
12:05Vest jackets is crazy, man.
12:06Corso-wise, I ain't got the hat on.
12:08Yeah, my nipples be cold, man.
12:08Nipples be cold, man.
12:09Nipples be cold.
12:10Yeah, it'd be hot, man.
12:11It'd be crazy out here.
12:12Yeah, man.
12:13This is wild, man.
12:14What I...
12:14Crazy.
12:15I don't know what to do next, man.
12:17This is crazy, man.
12:18My glasses ain't need prescriptions sometimes.
12:20Yeah, I just take them off, man.
12:21Sometimes I can watch them for sure just to match the vest.
12:22You feel me?
12:23And I laid the vest out tonight.
12:25I said, I'm going to go see Kevin and Tony, man.
12:26I'm going to go vest only, man, with the white tee, man.
12:28I'm going to kill them with the vest only.
12:31All right, get the hell on, KC.
12:33He ain't going to do a thing about it, man.
12:35He ain't say nothing about it.
12:37He had a chance to tell us what's what he is with.
12:39Hey, when y'all leave tonight, stay close to him.
12:42We're way out, man.
12:43All right, come on up, Kevin Jones.
12:45Kevin Jones.
12:46That's a good name, Kev.
12:47Another ball brothers, man.
12:48We balled.
12:49We balled out here, man.
12:50We balled as hell.
12:51This is the future.
12:52Uh.
12:53What's up, Kev?
12:54Hey, man.
12:55Thanks for coming, man.
12:55Have a seat, man.
12:55Sit down.
12:57Don't be taller than me.
12:57Sit down, man.
12:59This is KC Dad, little kid.
13:02You sound like wearing vests, son.
13:04That's crazy.
13:05Do you remember what you said, Kev?
13:07What's something that gets on your last nerve?
13:10All right, man, y'all, how many things get on your nerve?
13:13Kev, this is you, man.
13:14This is you right there, Kev.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:16All right, here you go.
13:17What gets on your last nerve?
13:18I took them right back.
13:18Hold on, the glasses is Gucci, Kev.
13:20You better let them know I got a thing or two.
13:21You feel me?
13:22We got the Gucci glasses?
13:23Gucci frames.
13:23We got acreage, y'all.
13:24Special event.
13:25Special event.
13:26Oh, you had to win through the glasses?
13:27Like, Ward Parker?
13:28No, man, not today, man.
13:30I got my little lens crashes.
13:31Ain't no lens crashes today.
13:32Where the Gucci frames at?
13:33Better let them know, man.
13:34I'm going down to the battery, baby.
13:36I'm going to get my bowling shirt going, man.
13:38I'm going to get the glasses going, man.
13:40I'm ironing today.
13:41All right, tell the people what got on your nerve.
13:43A-I when you're trying to pay a bill and just need to get to a representative.
13:48Oh, my God.
13:51Black people don't be going for the robot, y'all.
13:53I can't stand that.
13:54We ain't trying to hear it.
13:56No.
13:57We want to talk to the person, man.
14:00Where the person at?
14:01You ever get that little sound-sensitive AI so the noise in the background be asking
14:06a little goddamn question?
14:08A yes or no.
14:09A bird fly bass?
14:10They be like, so that's a no?
14:11No, no.
14:12That was a crow, bitch.
14:15That was a crow.
14:16I need a representative.
14:18You be pressing zero out the gate?
14:20They be like, I don't recognize what you're saying.
14:24Call me, Tony.
14:25I'm going to be the AI.
14:26Call me.
14:26Call me.
14:27You got to pay your bill.
14:28All right.
14:29This is going to drive you crazy, Cam.
14:30Just hold on, man.
14:35Hello, and welcome to Tony's Bank.
14:37You may have this call recorded for quality and services purposes.
14:41And this call also might be used for training and things like that.
14:44How may I help you?
14:47I was calling to check my balance.
14:49Did you say you wanted to buy new balance?
14:58I'm sorry.
14:59This is a bank.
15:00Did you say you wanted to buy new balance?
15:01Press one for new balance.
15:03Two for Asics.
15:04Three for Hoka.
15:06Four for Brooks.
15:10A representative?
15:12I'm sorry.
15:13I could not understand that.
15:16A representative?
15:18The House of Representatives of the United States is comprised of 42
15:21members, 26 justices, and 17 senators.
15:26Would you like to...
15:27Would you like to contact your House of Representatives?
15:31Are you pressing the phone, Tony Baker?
15:33This is not a recognized command.
15:36Would you like to be routed to a representative?
15:38I would like to speak to a representative, please.
15:41Please hold.
15:44A representative is not available.
15:45Is there anything else that I may help you with?
15:48Please.
15:49He losing.
15:51Or they'll be like, would you like us to call you back if you don't want to wait?
15:55Oh, man.
15:55We can call you back in an hour and seven minutes.
15:58Oh, my God, yo.
15:59And there still ain't gonna be nobody on the other than that line.
16:02They gonna be like, you thought you were talking to a human.
16:04It's still me.
16:05I never get off of work.
16:07Or, or when you finally dig through all that bullshit, you finally get a representative,
16:12you finally get some shit going, then they drop the motherfucking call.
16:16Call.
16:19Now you gotta start from scratch.
16:24They be like, we're gonna transfer you to a different department.
16:27It never happens.
16:28And then when you finally get a person, they be a person from India, you be like, oh, my God.
16:33Y'all turn real racist.
16:35Give me an American, a God, red-blooded American, DEI illegals that took our job.
16:42Y'all turn into MAGA.
16:43Give me a white man.
16:45I want a white man.
16:47I don't want, I don't want you to live.
16:49You got to live in our country.
16:51So help me with the representative.
16:53Do all that to check your balance.
16:55Your balance is $11.78.
16:57Okay.
16:57Now I know what I can get.
16:59I can get two chicken nuggets.
17:01That's all I got, man.
17:02That's all I needed to know.
17:03That's all I wanted.
17:04The online was down.
17:08All right, Kevin, man.
17:09Get the hell out, man.
17:10Represent this.
17:11Thank you, man.
17:12Shout out to you, man.
17:14Thank you, man.
17:16That dude pissed me off, though.
17:17I be screaming representative.
17:18Oh!
17:19Representative!
17:20Seriously?
17:20I heard if you cuss, it will make you go to a representative.
17:24Really?
17:24I heard that AI's trained.
17:25If you yell or cuss, they be like, okay, one moment, please.
17:28Oh, I'm coming in hot there.
17:29But then the person never knows what you talk about.
17:31You do all this stuff.
17:32Put your account number in.
17:33Put your routing number.
17:34Verify you.
17:35Then you get the human being.
17:36Then they got to re-verify you.
17:38Like, what the hell was I talking to the robot for then?
17:40Right.
17:41The robot didn't tell you why my middle name was Allen?
17:43Right.
17:44Allen.
17:45You know what's crazy?
17:46You ever been recognized?
17:48Yes.
17:48I've been recognized on the phone sometimes.
17:50They be like, yo, I'm a big fan, by the way.
17:52I just told you all my business.
17:56You know my routing number, man.
17:58You better not be a fan.
17:59I got recognized when I was checking my bank account.
18:01Man.
18:02They had the regular voice on black person.
18:03You know black people.
18:04We can tell when this other black person.
18:05Even when we be code-switching, we be like, what's the
18:07nigga behind that?
18:08I know that.
18:09You can do your best code-switching.
18:10You'll be like, I know a nigga voice when niggas
18:12try to be doing the work for it.
18:14Welcome to Private America, man.
18:15Oh, yeah, for sure.
18:16That blackness come through every time.
18:17Yeah, it's going to slip through.
18:18After they told me to bounce up, they was like,
18:20big fan of you, Kevin.
18:21You ain't supposed to say that.
18:22I said, nigga, that ain't my real account.
18:25That's scary, man.
18:26All right, somebody said gum popping.
18:28Just gum popping.
18:29But this is interesting, because Tone has gum in his
18:33mouth all the time.
18:35All the time.
18:35I mean all the time.
18:37So, all right, true story.
18:39I was having sex.
18:41And I popped my gum during the sex.
18:46Mid-pump.
18:48I said, pop!
18:50She started laughing.
18:52We had a good laugh, man.
18:53I always got gum.
18:55How you got gum during sex, Tone?
18:58Why would I spit the gum out for sex?
19:00What if you got a kiss?
19:01I'd kiss with the gum.
19:04Y'all done be doing this?
19:05So, every time y'all make out, y'all be like,
19:07oh, you want some of this?
19:11Or swallow it.
19:12No, I'm not going to swallow the gum.
19:14That's disgusting.
19:17I eat coochie with the gum.
19:24How?
19:26How?
19:27How, Tone?
19:27It be minty fresh on your coochie when I'm done with you.
19:35Minty fresh, coochie?
19:38That's going to mess up the PH.
19:41So, then that means the coochie juice mixed with the gum.
19:51The next thing y'all said is on the same topic.
19:54The sacrifice men make to deliver premium pumps.
19:59Premium.
20:00What is premium pumps?
20:02Premium pumps, man.
20:03As you go regular unleaded?
20:05Yeah.
20:06The premium joints.
20:07The premium?
20:07The premium joints when you get the good rhythm going and you get the good...
20:11The good distance.
20:13The good what?
20:14The good distance.
20:15When you bring it back.
20:17Then you go back in.
20:19Full steam.
20:21Because the basic pumps, you kind of keep it close and tight.
20:25Yeah, yeah.
20:26You're keeping it close.
20:27Your premium pumps, you're bringing it back and then you're coming in.
20:32You're coming in.
20:33You're bringing it from way back and then coming in.
20:36And I be chewing gum.
20:37I be like, yeah.
20:42Brittany Norwood.
20:43Did you say Brandy Norwood?
20:44Brittany Norwood.
20:45Oh, I don't know.
20:46If Brandy was here, she would have been coming first.
20:48Oh, Brandy was here, man.
20:49Brittany, come on.
20:50Brittany.
20:50Show some love.
20:53How you doing?
20:53Thanks for coming, first of all.
20:55Have a seat.
20:55Have a seat, man.
20:57What are we talking about, kid?
20:58This is the black question?
20:59Are you good?
21:02Okay, so the question is, what's something you do or don't do that would have your black heart under review?
21:09So...
21:09Did I throw you off for that one?
21:12My first question...
21:17That was like, hold on, man. Time out.
21:21I am black.
21:22Hold on, Brittany. Tell us. You black?
21:25Yeah.
21:25Baby boy.
21:26How black?
21:28Name 17 black movies right now.
21:31They're all gonna be Tyler Perry.
21:32Okay, that...
21:33Okay.
21:34How are you black?
21:35Baby boy, that's my favorite.
21:36Baby boy.
21:37Okay, that's one.
21:39Pumpkin pie or sweet potato pie?
21:43See, you gotta prove yourself to the black.
21:45Sweet potato pie.
21:46All right, okay.
21:46Now, how are you black, though, before we let you answer this question?
21:49Okay, so it's gonna be kind of personal.
21:52Um...
21:53I mean, not like that personal, but...
21:54Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:55Like, uh...
21:56We don't know what people look like when they answer the question, so I just assume you...
21:59It was named like Brittany Norwood.
22:00I thought you was Brandi's sister.
22:01I didn't know you was Brittany Brittany.
22:03You look more like Brittany Spears than Brittany Norwood.
22:05Well, right now, I have in a quick weave.
22:08Okay, now I'm believing a little bit more.
22:10Okay.
22:11Um, but...
22:12Are you full black or mixed?
22:13I'm really just all white, but...
22:15Girl, get the hell on, man.
22:17Hell nah, man.
22:20Hell nah.
22:21You can't come to the cookout, man.
22:22I don't wanna hear what you got.
22:23You ain't got no black car, girl.
22:26How you got a black car when you ain't got black skin?
22:31It's gonna be over.
22:32Okay.
22:33Okay, so when I was in elementary school...
22:36Brittany, Brittany, you got 13 seconds.
22:39The blacks are turning on you in Atlanta.
22:42Listen.
22:44They start doing Apollo stuff.
22:46This ain't an Apollo lady.
22:48They got to say...
22:54The whole crowd.
22:58All right, hold on.
22:59All right, go.
23:00That's that quarter white in Tony, see?
23:02Yeah, yeah, for sure.
23:02Let her tell the story, man.
23:03That's that quarter white.
23:04Just listen.
23:05He's a quarter.
23:06Come on.
23:06Yeah, I got the quarter.
23:07All right, make it quick.
23:08Okay, so when I was in elementary school,
23:10everyone used to pick on me,
23:11and it was all white people.
23:13Okay?
23:14And that's your people.
23:15Correct.
23:16It is my people.
23:17It's the origin story.
23:18Correct.
23:19But the only people that had my back
23:21and made sure that I was taken care of...
23:23Was the black people.
23:24Yes, the black girl saved us.
23:26Heard it all before.
23:27Sunshine Anderson.
23:28Black people paid me.
23:29See how you're taking the...
23:30Just like a white woman.
23:31Just like a white woman.
23:32Just like a white woman wanna take the mic
23:33from a black man working.
23:35Soon as you don't get your way,
23:37you wanna take the mic.
23:38I'm at work.
23:39She wanna colonize the microphone.
23:42See, the Honorable Elijah Maharaj teaches you and I...
23:46Black queens forever.
23:48Snowbodies never.
23:50Snowbodies.
23:51Black queens forever.
23:52Snowbodies never.
23:54You got one more sentence, Brittany.
23:56I was just gonna say,
23:58Heard it all before.
23:59Okay, you know Sunshine Anderson.
24:00Give it up for Brittany Norwood.
24:01Get the hell on.
24:02Get the hell on.
24:05All right, Tanisha Hawkins.
24:06Come on up, Tanisha.
24:09Y'all show some love for Tanisha Hawkins.
24:11Tanisha Hawkins.
24:13All right, Tanisha.
24:14What's something you do or don't do
24:15that will have your black heart under review?
24:19I don't think Stevie Wonder can sing.
24:24You don't think Stevie Wonder can sing?
24:29You don't think Stevie Wonder can sing?
24:34Stevie Wonder.
24:36Tony's gone.
24:38Tony's gone.
24:40What do you mean you don't think Stevie can sing?
24:43The lyrics are amazing.
24:45The lyrics are amazing.
24:46The lyrics, but...
24:47Where's Tony Baker, man?
24:52Where's Tony?
24:54Oh, Tony's all the way over here, man.
24:57Look what you did.
25:01Look what you did, Tanisha.
25:03Okay, explain to us why you hate Stevie Wonder
25:05and all black music.
25:08Stevie Wonder won album of the year four times
25:11in the same decade.
25:12How he can't sing?
25:15Okay, okay.
25:15I'm sorry.
25:16I want to hear.
25:17The lyrics are amazing, but the vocal is a no for me, dawg.
25:26She booing Stevie.
25:27Y'all booing her.
25:30So you like his song or you don't like his song?
25:33I like his songs, but I don't like his voice.
25:35Okay, so who do you think can sing?
25:38Is there anybody else you don't think can sing?
25:40Um, nothing I can think of right now.
25:43That's it.
25:43Just Stevie Wonder.
25:47Who can sing?
25:49Patti LaBelle can sing.
25:50Patti LaBelle, okay, okay.
25:53Jennifer Hudson can sing.
25:54Give us a male.
25:55Give us a male, male.
25:57Luther Vandross can sing.
25:58Okay, well, I ain't gonna argue with the Luther.
26:00I ain't gonna argue with you on the Luther.
26:04Anita Baker can sing.
26:05Okay, Anita Baker can sing.
26:07That ain't got nothing to do with what we talking about.
26:10How you know she can sing?
26:11Huh?
26:11How you know she can sing?
26:12Because I grew up listening to her every Saturday, man.
26:15You don't like part-time lover?
26:18It's not the songs that I don't like.
26:20It's his voice.
26:20I mean, you don't like his voice on part-time lover?
26:22He ain't even really singing for real.
26:23Part-time lover.
26:25All right, we want you to part-time the stage, man.
26:27Get your ass up out of here, man.
26:29Y'all show some love for anti-black, Tanisha.
26:32Stevie Wonder.
26:32It's her birthday, y'all.
26:33It's your birthday.
26:34You know what's funny?
26:35Stevie Wonder sang a song for your birthday,
26:38and we ain't gonna sing it for you.
26:41Come on, Natali.
26:43Natali Hodginton?
26:45Hodgkinson? I'm sorry, man.
26:46I think it was high school a long time.
26:48Show some love for Natali.
26:50Have a seat.
26:51Huh?
26:52Nontali.
26:53Nontali.
26:54Nontali.
26:54Just say your name to the people.
26:56Hey, it's Nontali.
26:57Nontali.
26:58Nontali.
26:59Why your mom went with that?
27:02Natalie was right there.
27:03Tali was there.
27:04Black parents always gotta be like, man, I'm gonna mix it up.
27:07Nontali.
27:08Nontali.
27:09Nontali is a Ugandan name.
27:10It means lioness.
27:11See?
27:11Nontali.
27:11That's what I said.
27:12We got to connect with our roots, y'all.
27:14Too many times y'all focused on American names.
27:17Tasha, Keisha.
27:18We need to go back to Uganda.
27:20Get our name from the tribe and the culture.
27:23Nontali.
27:40Nontali.
27:41I would've knew then.
27:42I would've, the Hawkins didn't threw me off.
27:44All right, Nontali.
27:45What's something you and your friends and family will never let you live down?
27:48That I married a white man.
27:52So what happened, Nontali?
27:54Are your parents immigrants?
27:56No.
27:57They're very American.
27:58From Texas and California.
28:00Okay.
28:00Oh, they just picked a Ugandan name.
28:02Yes.
28:02Out of a library book.
28:03Oh, man.
28:04I thought you was Ugandan.
28:05No.
28:06She might be.
28:06Just from Texas?
28:07I mean, my great-great-grandmother is from Guinea, but.
28:11But you're regular Texas.
28:12Yes.
28:13That's correct.
28:15Yes.
28:15But anyway.
28:16Did y'all think it was Ugandan and stuff?
28:19She like, nah, we from Dallas, y'all.
28:20I'm a Cowboys fan.
28:22I go to the state fair.
28:24I do regular black Texas stuff.
28:25I ain't never even been to Uganda, man.
28:27She just picked a name out of a book.
28:29So how did he pull this black woman?
28:31Yeah, what did he do that made you be like, man, you, pink nipples, get in here.
28:38So we met at church.
28:40And long story short, his brother died.
28:42And so...
28:43Oh, my brother died.
28:44He ain't special.
28:45Nigga ain't the only brother that died.
28:47He used that for the gang.
28:47Hey, my brother died, black queen.
28:49Listen, man, I want to come together with the Ugandan name.
28:51That's what it sound like.
28:52It sound like he used that to get close.
28:54My brother died low enough.
28:55What's up when you lose your brother?
28:58I just need somebody to talk to.
28:59Yeah, but I went to the memorial, and he's just like very honest, very moving, very vulnerable,
29:04eulogy and everything.
29:05And I was like, oh, I should talk to him.
29:07So you got turned on at the funeral?
29:09What the hell's going on, Tali?
29:12People are crying and stuff.
29:13And she's like, he kind of killing the eulogy, man.
29:15Hold on, man.
29:16Wow.
29:17I might give him something to knock us.
29:19So you a funeral crasher.
29:23She be crashing funerals trying to pick up.
29:25Why were you at the funeral?
29:26So because we had just had a couple of random things in common.
29:29And so, you know, he was new to the church, and I was trying to make him feel welcome
29:32and everything.
29:32I bet you were, Nontali.
29:35Come on and feel welcome and sit in my lap.
29:39The crazy part is now I'm planning his mom's funeral because she died yesterday.
29:43Well, I mean, just bring the whole thing down, Nontali.
29:47How long y'all been married?
29:49We got married in January.
29:50Oh, you just married him.
29:52Y'all fresh.
29:53So what'd your family say when you was like, man, the white dude, y'all?
29:56They were not particularly pleased.
29:59What'd they say?
30:00Did they disown you?
30:02It was messy.
30:04It was messy?
30:05It was horrible.
30:06Is this your first white dude?
30:07Yes.
30:09What happened?
30:10He just, that eulogy, man, what did he say?
30:12He was like, man, forget black men.
30:15Him.
30:16Hodgkinson.
30:17Hodg...
30:18Hodg...
30:19Hodgkinson.
30:20Hodgkinson, man.
30:21Yeah.
30:21It's a long name.
30:22It's a lot.
30:23My new license is crazy.
30:26So your family are bigots.
30:30Let's call it what the fuck it is.
30:33Are they trying to block him up?
30:34Like, are they trying to teach him spades and stuff?
30:36No, I didn't say they were racist.
30:38I said bigots.
30:39Two different words.
30:40One of the big reasons they didn't like him is because he's been in prison.
30:44Oh.
30:46The plot twist.
30:48Plot twist.
30:50You should have led with that.
30:53He a whole lex count out here, man.
30:57He dangerous.
31:00What?
31:00He dangerous right now.
31:02What?
31:03He was in the Aryan Brotherhood.
31:07As far as we know, he was on South Central trying to get 15 bucks.
31:13Aryan interest, motherfucker.
31:17This mad plot twist.
31:18So it ain't about him being white.
31:20Is it about the prison pass?
31:21It's a little of both.
31:23Is it a white collar crime?
31:26Oh, he do real crime.
31:28Uh, he...
31:29It was breaking and entering.
31:30Oh, he was robbing?
31:32B&E?
31:36He robbing us right now?
31:40He casing out the joint, man.
31:42He like, yeah, sold out show?
31:45Yeah.
31:48Where they keep the cash box.
31:49But the lady whose house it was, she was at his mom's bedside when she died last night.
31:54So they repaired a lot of stuff.
31:57Hey, girl.
31:58This is a Tyler Perry movie, first of all.
32:01Tyler Perry about to write your story right now.
32:04Tyler Perry like, oh, this is great.
32:07Tyler Perry got the movie coming out tonight, man.
32:10It's gonna be done.
32:13Dang, girl.
32:14Y'all still came to the show.
32:17We needed a good laugh.
32:19Absolutely.
32:19Y'all got the crime?
32:20Has he been laughing?
32:20He been laughing?
32:21All right, man.
32:22That's what's up, man.
32:23All right, go ahead and get out of here before you ruin your reputation.
32:26Y'all show some love for Nontali.
32:27That's crazy.
32:28That was fantastic, man.
32:29That was plot twist central, man.
32:30I didn't know the prison was coming.
32:32Come on, Mark.
32:34What's up, dog?
32:35What's up, Mark?
32:36Man, another boy.
32:37You are me, first of all.
32:38We matching, man.
32:38You know what I'm saying?
32:39Look at y'all.
32:40This is cattle on Atlanta.
32:43Have a seat, Mark.
32:44What's up, dog?
32:44Thanks for coming, dog.
32:45Have a seat, man.
32:46All right, Mark.
32:47Hell yeah.
32:48What's something your friends and family will never let you down, never let you live down?
32:52I heat up my milk with my cereal.
32:57The fuck is this?
32:58It could be Fruity Pebbles.
32:59It could be whatever.
33:01Have you been having a hot bowl of cereal?
33:03A hot bowl of cereal.
33:04It could be the summertime, too, bro.
33:05I mean, I don't know.
33:06You be in the summertime eating hot cereal?
33:09Wait, hot?
33:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:11Hot Fruity Pebbles?
33:12Hot Fruity Pebbles, bro.
33:14Yeah.
33:14Soggy and everything.
33:15That don't tear your stomach up?
33:18What's your favorite cereal?
33:19Uh, right now?
33:21Reese's Puffs, probably.
33:23Hot Reese's Puffs?
33:26Do you heat up just the milk or the cereal and the milk?
33:29Well, to save time, it's both of them, you know what I mean?
33:31You put cereal in the microwave?
33:36You put cereal in the microwave?
33:38Yes, sir.
33:39So you...
33:40Hold on.
33:41So you be on the phone like, yeah, man, so I told this nigga, man.
33:45Why don't you come over here and startin' those shit, man?
33:47I told him, man, I wasn't gonna do it.
33:49I told him I wasn't gonna do that shit.
33:52What?
33:52I wasn't gonna have it, man.
33:53Who all gonna be there?
33:55What?
33:56What?
33:56Oh, Terry Punk ass over there money still.
33:59Yeah, alright, yup, alright.
34:01I'm gonna eat this cereal, nigga.
34:02I gotta call you back.
34:04How hot is...
34:04Is the cereal hot like soup or like a little warm?
34:08How hot is the cereal?
34:08You be blowin' it?
34:09Nah, nah, you ain't gonna blow it.
34:11Nah, it's just enough to kind of be...
34:12It's just warm.
34:13It feels good.
34:14Yeah, it's not soup hot.
34:16You ain't over there, you know.
34:18You know.
34:18So you get cereal, you be like...
34:22With the cereal bowl.
34:24I mean, yeah.
34:25I mean...
34:25How did you...
34:26What happened in your life?
34:27Who hurt you?
34:29Who told you...
34:30What happened that you was like, I'm gonna put the cereal in the microwave?
34:33Alright, man.
34:34Full transparency.
34:35I'm from Trinidad and Tobago, so I'm from the Caribbean.
34:37All y'all wanna do is get him out of Atlanta.
34:39That's all y'all saying.
34:39Why are you getting from here?
34:40They gonna blame it on the island.
34:43Trinidad, he was like, nah, he ain't from here.
34:45Okay, you from the Caribbean?
34:46Yeah, from the Caribbean.
34:48So we do the cream of wheat, the porridge type stuff.
34:50So that's kind of how that fell in a little bit.
34:53When I ain't got porridge, bro, it's gonna be warm milk for me.
34:56You know what I mean?
34:57Man, I said, when I ain't got porridge, man, it is what it is, y'all.
35:01If I ain't got porridge, it's Reese's Puffs.
35:04You would hear that, like, back in the day when they had, like, a baby that was fussing.
35:07Get him some warm milk.
35:09And you never grew out of that.
35:12He been liking warm milk ever since.
35:14You ain't lactose intolerant?
35:16Nah, I'm not.
35:17You used to be hot milk on the way to work, a belly full of hot milk and cereal.
35:22You feeling good.
35:23When was the last time you had a hot bowl of cereal?
35:25Uh, yesterday.
35:28Reese's Puffs?
35:29Reese's Puffs, yeah.
35:31That's wild.
35:31Reese's Puffs at the house right now.
35:33I want to try it.
35:34Hot Reese's Puffs.
35:35Hot Reese's Puffs.
35:35I want to try it, though.
35:38All right, man, get the hell out of here, man.
35:39Get the hell up out of here, man.
35:41Lovey McPherson.
35:41Got something up for Lovey McPherson.
35:43Yeah.
35:45Okay, come on, Lovey.
35:46Get your roll on.
35:48Hell yeah.
35:48Everybody, everybody, get your roll on.
35:50Get your mother.
35:51Roll on.
35:52Pull up right here, Lovey.
35:54Hey, you got the Cadillac of the child, girl.
35:56You better pull that mug in.
35:57She backed in smooth with it.
35:59Hell yeah.
35:59She worked it and parked it.
36:00Okay.
36:01All right, Lovey.
36:01When you talk, just speak into the mic.
36:03We gonna come down and get on your level with you.
36:05You know what I'm saying?
36:05Now, here's the question for you, Lovey.
36:07Your armrest, is that cool?
36:08All right, bet that.
36:09All right.
36:12All right, Lovey.
36:13What's something absolutely wild about your life that no one will believe just from looking
36:16at you?
36:17I had sex with two guys in one night.
36:20Oh!
36:24Lovey!
36:26Lovey!
36:26Ooh, yeah!
36:31Lovey, tell us the story, girl.
36:33Ain't nobody told me nothing.
36:35Two guys in one night?
36:36Two guys in one night?
36:36Lovey, tell us the story, girl.
36:36So, what had happened was, what had happened was, okay, so I was kicking it with one dude.
36:44Okay.
36:45And I didn't get the premium pump.
36:46Oh, you didn't get the premium pump?
36:47Hold on, Lovey.
36:48He said, I didn't get the premium pump with the old boy.
36:52I done had you, I done got out the chair for you and you gave me the unleaded.
36:58So, she said, I didn't get the premium pump, so.
37:01I didn't get the premium pump, man.
37:02Did you know in the moment, thank you, Tata.
37:04Yeah.
37:04Did you know in the moment that you wouldn't get the premium pumps?
37:07You can hold that one.
37:07You can hold that mic.
37:08Oh, I didn't know.
37:09I didn't.
37:09We trust you.
37:10So, you didn't get the premium pumps from the first dude.
37:13From the first guy, right.
37:14So, you was unfulfilled.
37:15Right.
37:15Okay.
37:16Did you know in the moment that you, you was like, man, I gotta, I gotta try this again
37:19tonight.
37:20Cause these pumps ain't worth it.
37:22Yeah, pretty much.
37:23Mid pump, Lovey!
37:24I mean...
37:26Let me ask you this.
37:27Was y'all in this chair?
37:28No.
37:30No.
37:31You don't be smashing in the chair?
37:32No, ain't no room.
37:33It ain't no...
37:34Hold the mic close to Lovey.
37:35If he sit in the chair and just bring you on the top, man, that's a good time.
37:39Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
37:39Ain't no flexibility.
37:40Oh, you gotta...
37:41I go to work.
37:42You got adventurous, man.
37:43Yeah.
37:45You got adventurous.
37:46So...
37:47Cause I would be on the bottom, I'd be working the controls, and then if you on top,
37:51and we riding tough.
37:53And you riding me, we riding.
37:58That's a good time.
38:00I haven't had this chair, the electric chair, like very long.
38:05Okay.
38:05So there's opportunity.
38:07Okay.
38:07You can work it out.
38:08It's still on the table.
38:09You can put it in reverse.
38:10Yeah.
38:11Yeah.
38:12Put it in reverse, Terry.
38:14Put it in reverse, Lovey.
38:16It's still on the table.
38:17Lovey.
38:18Okay, so first dude...
38:20First dude didn't measure up.
38:22Right, right.
38:22So did you go home in between or was he at your house?
38:24No, we were at my...
38:25I was at my house.
38:26So you kicked him out.
38:27No, he left.
38:28I was like, uh-huh.
38:32She was the mama on Friday.
38:34I'ma see you later, Lovey.
38:35Okay.
38:36Okay.
38:37Yeah, exactly.
38:39You know, no.
38:40So did you...
38:40So after he left, did you go pull your phone out like Charles?
38:44And did.
38:45Lovey!
38:46Oh!
38:47Charles pulled up.
38:49And did.
38:50Ladies, y'all diabolical.
38:54Y'all do it all the time, so why we can't do it?
38:56Don't do it all the time?
38:58I'm saying the male species.
38:59Men do it.
39:00Men do it all the time, so why can't we do it?
39:02Oh, okay.
39:03Touche.
39:04Touche.
39:04So you called the other dude over.
39:06He got no idea.
39:07He didn't even smell the room like...
39:08It don't smell like...
39:10Somebody was already in here.
39:11You're like, nah, nah, man.
39:12It's always like that.
39:13Remember some hours that had gone by?
39:15Oh, you got some time programs?
39:16You took the showers?
39:17Yeah, yeah.
39:17Watch a few episodes of Judge Judy, like, let me relax.
39:19Yeah, you know, the room cleaned out all day.
39:21She was still frustrated.
39:22Like, man, I don't know.
39:23Exactly.
39:24Yeah.
39:25You said that.
39:26Yeah.
39:26So the other guy you called, he already provided premium pumps in the past.
39:31Yes.
39:31So you knew what he was paying for.
39:32So you went to the over-liable.
39:33Yeah, he was a reoccurring customer, yeah.
39:36He was what?
39:37Not a customer, but...
39:38Oh, no, no.
39:39Don't try to fix it now.
39:40I love it.
39:40Not a customer per se, but you know, a customer, so to speak.
39:44Oh, no.
39:45You know, because that means that he had done the premium work before.
39:47Oh, no.
39:48Five stars on the F, if you will.
39:51I know what I'm working with, with Charles.
39:55So you was already familiar with the goods, and you was like, hey, big head.
39:58Yes.
39:58Yes, yes.
39:59Then you know men don't say nothing.
40:00Let me ask you this, lovey.
40:01Like, when you call the second guy, what do you, do you even say if you want to watch
40:05a movie, you're just like, bring the dick, Charles.
40:08You know what time it is.
40:10Like, how you get him to come over and he know what's what?
40:13He understood his position.
40:15Come on, I got a roster, boy.
40:17Don't let the chair fool you.
40:18She not giving us the real nitty gritty, man.
40:20I want to know what you say.
40:22What did I say?
40:23Okay, so, no, I just said, hey, what you doing?
40:25Nothing, watching TV.
40:27Okay, well, come over and watch TV with me.
40:29Okay.
40:31And that's all it needed to say.
40:32And then when you come to the house, there ain't no TV in the room.
40:35You're like, where's the TV at?
40:36Ain't no TV.
40:37Eat it.
40:38Ain't no TV.
40:40I'm the TV, nigga.
40:41Turn me on.
40:44Flip my channel, nigga.
40:47Go through my guide.
40:50And did.
40:52And did.
40:53So he gave you the premium on the second.
40:56Oh, for sure.
40:57Yeah, man.
40:58That's what I'm talking about.
40:59Oh, yeah, Luffy.
41:00Plot twist.
41:01Plot twist.
41:02I was the second dude.
41:14I was chewing gum.
41:15Popping it.
41:18Popping the gum.
41:21That's a wild night, though.
41:24So I think you never saw the first dude again.
41:26You was done?
41:26No, I was done.
41:27That was your first time?
41:29No, actually, it wasn't.
41:31But he was just trash.
41:33He was long-luster both times.
41:34He was old and two.
41:35Yeah.
41:36Give us the real, man.
41:37And then he.
41:38Hey, Kevin, I love you.
41:40I do.
41:40No, man.
41:41I mean, Gucci.
41:42He had titties.
41:43He had titties?
41:44Oh, man.
41:45See, man.
41:45This is what's wrong with people in the world.
41:47You saw the titties, and she saw this, and she was like, no.
41:52He was like, love it.
41:55Love it.
41:56Love it.
41:57Love it.
41:58Love it.
41:59Love it.
41:59Love it.
42:00Love it.
42:01Love it.
42:02Love it.
42:02Love it.
42:03They bouncing, man.
42:04Love it.
42:04He was like, man, get the hell out, man.
42:07They bouncing.
42:07The titties turned you off?
42:09He's like, you got titties.
42:10I got titties.
42:11There's titties everywhere.
42:11Hold on.
42:12Hold on.
42:12Let's go back to the first time.
42:14Okay.
42:15The first time.
42:16First time, y'all.
42:19First time, he kind of turned me off because he was like, take your clothes off.
42:23Oh.
42:24Well, I got a word.
42:28You take my clothes off.
42:30You wanted him to take the clothes off.
42:32Yeah.
42:32Turn me on.
42:33Okay.
42:33Yeah.
42:34So he had no foreplay.
42:34Love it kind of demanded, man.
42:36She asking a lot of the stuff.
42:37No, I just know what I like.
42:39Get over here.
42:40Take my clothes off.
42:41No.
42:41You turn me on.
42:43I'm not a dude.
42:44I'm not just going to be able to turn on that correctly.
42:46Did he come in cold turkey with that request?
42:49Like, y'all wasn't even.
42:50Yes.
42:50Oh, so he just came out the game.
42:51Now, take your clothes off.
42:53Yes.
42:53So he came in like a Tyler Perry movie.
42:55He was like.
42:58He was like this, man.
42:59I'm sick of your motherfucking ass.
43:02Take your clothes off.
43:09I was just with this white bitch across town.
43:12Now I want some of this dark meat.
43:15Let's get it cracking.
43:17And then delivered the subpar pumps after that.
43:20And then had dinner to snore.
43:22Oh.
43:23Snore?
43:25Snore.
43:25Well, he passed out right after.
43:27He spent the night?
43:28You let him spend the night?
43:29I was at his house.
43:30Oh.
43:31Okay.
43:32Yeah.
43:33All right.
43:33Lovey, you a freak, man.
43:36There's something wrong with that?
43:37No, lovey.
43:38Get do what you got to do, man.
43:40Get it how you live.
43:42All right.
43:42So he can't even snore out here?
43:44Lovey, she run a tight ship in Atlanta, man.
43:47Two pumps in the store.
43:48Oh, so he busted fast.
43:49Yeah.
43:50Oh.
43:51Quick bust.
43:52Yeah.
43:53Quick bust.
43:54But that means you got a good coochie, lovey.
43:55You should be proud.
43:56I mean.
43:57You put the niggas to sleep after two pumps.
43:59You should hold a trophy.
44:00It's marinating as it seems.
44:02Oh, my God.
44:06Oh, my God.
44:10She got the crock-pot coochie in the chair.
44:13She's sitting on low for eight hours.
44:16Rolling slow.
44:18Let him know, love.
44:20Y'all show some love.
44:21Lovely McPherson.
44:22Crock-pot coochie on the board.
44:24Get your ass up, party.
44:26Roll on, lovely.
44:27Yeah.
44:27She said it's marinating, man.
44:29You better ask somebody.
44:32All right, y'all.
44:33We get on the stage, man.
44:34Remember the good times.
44:35Atlanta, y'all been amazing.
44:36God bless y'all.
44:37Thank y'all for pulling it up.
44:38Bob, brother.
44:38God bless you.
45:07Physical, baby.
45:07God bless you.
45:07Have a great week.
45:07Have a great week.
45:07We'll be back.
45:07We'll be back.
45:08We'll be back.
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