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00:00From Hollywood, it's Jimmy Kimmel Live.
00:04Tonight, Lisa Kudrow and Charlie Cox with the Klee-Tones.
00:11And now, Jimmy Kimmel Live!
00:30Hi, everybody. I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show.
00:33Thanks for watching. Thanks for coming.
00:35Thanks for the clapping. It's nice.
00:38It's creating a breeze here, you know?
00:43Drake, we are coming to you from sweltering Hollywood, California,
00:48where we are in the middle of a record-breaking heat wave.
00:50Can you believe how hot it is?
00:52Records, temperatures are expected to hit triple digits by the end of the week.
00:56It's usually about 65 here in the middle of March.
00:59We are in what they are calling a heat dome,
01:02which is basically an invisible pizza oven,
01:04and we are all little pepperonis inside, crisping up.
01:09It's not even spring, and it's already summer here.
01:12Half the country is freezing. Half the country is burning.
01:15Even our weather is divided in this United States of America.
01:20We have had...
01:22I've been talking to our audience over the last few nights.
01:25We have a lot of people visiting from cold places,
01:27just getting out of the cold.
01:28And I have some news for you.
01:31I hope you like it here, because you might not be going home.
01:34According to officials with the TSA,
01:37if this partial government shutdown goes on much longer,
01:40some airports may be forced to close,
01:42which would be a huge inconvenience for business travelers,
01:46spring breakers, Cinnabon, Hudson News, Chili's to go, all of it.
01:49So far, the shutdown has forced 50,000 airport security officers
01:53to work without pay.
01:55Hundreds of them have already quit.
01:5710% of all TSA agents called in sick yesterday.
02:01There are long lines across the country.
02:03These are lines hours and hours long at airports.
02:07They're saying that if you're flying to one of the popular spring break destinations,
02:10don't.
02:11Just stay home and watch TV.
02:13Watch a show about a trip instead.
02:15The situation has become so dire for those who aren't being paid,
02:20airports are asking travelers now to bring TSA agents gift cards for food
02:25so they can eat for real.
02:27They're going to have to start selling the weed they confiscate pretty soon.
02:32But you know what?
02:33I want to say something about our men and women in the TSA.
02:37You don't sign up to work at the TSA to make money.
02:40You do it because you love loudly reminding strangers to put their laptops in a bin.
02:45We're now on day 33 of this standoff.
02:47Democrats want people to be able to make their flights.
02:51Republicans want ICE agents to be able to wear masks when they shoot us.
02:55And no one will budge.
02:56And now they might have to close airports, which would be terrible.
03:00But if they do have to close airports, it would be super great if the first one they close
03:04is the one they named after Trump in Palm Beach, right?
03:10It seems bitter.
03:13And if you thought the lines at the airports were long,
03:16wait till you see the lines Trump wants you to wade in to vote this time around.
03:20Trump is strong-arming the Senate right now to try to save himself
03:24from getting his ass handed to him in the midterm elections.
03:26The president's going all in on this plan he has to tip the scales in his favor
03:31with what he calls the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act,
03:35which he would like us to stop calling the SAVE Act.
03:39He wrote,
03:39For all of the fake news out there, it's called the Save America Act, not the SAVE Act.
03:44Nobody knows what the SAVE Act means.
03:47Okay, it's the SAVE Act.
03:49Got it.
03:49All you have to do is ask in a nice way.
03:51Seems like, though, he's going backwards with the slogans, right?
03:54It used to be Make America Great Again.
03:56Now it's Save America.
03:58Next week, it'll be For the Love of God, Help Us, We're Dying Here.
04:02And Trump is now in full bully mode.
04:07He's forcing Republican senators to debate this bill he dreamed up
04:12to fight back against these completely fabricated claims of voter fraud.
04:16It's like if he made them build another wall at the Mexican border to keep the chupacabra out.
04:21That's how crucial this bill is.
04:23If it passes, you know, a lot of married women who took their husband's name
04:27will have to get a passport to vote or just leave the country.
04:32One of those two things.
04:32But this bill does not currently have the 60 votes needed to pass in the Senate.
04:37There are a couple of Republican holdouts, which is encouraging.
04:40Trump said he will not endorse any Republican who doesn't support him on this.
04:44He'll do what he can to ruin them.
04:46He's either going to ruin them or the country.
04:48It's their choice.
04:49But make no mistake, imaginary voter fraud aside,
04:53our president is laser focused on the issues that matter most to us,
04:58like windmills, for instance.
05:00Donald Quixote is still out there fighting windmills every single day.
05:04The Trump administration is now reported to be exploring the idea of paying a billion dollars
05:09to stop a French energy company from building offshore wind farms in New York and North Carolina.
05:14A billion dollars of our money to cancel projects that harness an endless resource, wind.
05:21And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind of math that bankrupts casinos.
05:25If this wind farm...
05:28It makes no sense at all.
05:31If the wind farm in New York alone was finished, it would produce enough electricity
05:35to power a million homes and businesses with free renewable energy every year.
05:39So, of course, it has to be stopped.
05:41This might be the craziest thing about him.
05:43This grudge Trump has against what he calls windmills.
05:46They're not...
05:46They're actually wind turbines.
05:47They're not milling anything.
05:49But it goes back 20 years when he bought land along the coast of Scotland to build a golf course
05:54and then found out they had an offshore wind farm being built nearby,
05:57which he didn't want blocking his view.
05:59So he sued and sued and sued, which is what he does.
06:02And he lost, which is also what he does.
06:04He even had to pay the Scottish government's legal costs.
06:09And since then, he's carried this grudge against these random inanimate objects he calls windmills.
06:15This is like declaring war against lighthouses.
06:18And why?
06:20What does he have against the wind?
06:22I mean, other than this, what's...
06:29The main event in Washington today was the confirmation hearing of the hump Trump picked
06:34to run the Department of Homeland Security.
06:36Senator Mark Wayne Mullen, the junior senator from Oklahoma,
06:39was on the hot seat today before the Senate committee.
06:42Mark Wayne is not the sharpest bulb in the forest.
06:45Things got off to a rough start this morning.
06:48He was asked to raise his right hand.
06:50Couldn't figure out which one it was.
06:52But there's a fun backstory to this hearing today.
06:54Back in 2017, you may remember Senator Rand Paul was attacked by a neighbor
06:59and suffered some pretty serious physical injuries.
07:02And a couple of weeks ago, Mark Wayne Mullen said he understood why Rand Paul's neighbor beat him up.
07:08And now, 19 days later, all of a sudden, Trump nominates Mullen to be the head of the D.D
07:12.H.S.
07:13And guess who is the chairman of the committee in charge of his hearing?
07:17Oh, that's right.
07:18Tell it to the Rand.
07:19He went on to brag that you'd already told me to my face that you completely understood and approved of
07:25the assault.
07:26Well, that's a lie.
07:27You have never had the courage to look me in the eye and tell me that the assault was justified.
07:32So today, you'll have your chance.
07:34Today, I'll give you that chance to clear the record.
07:37Tell it to my face.
07:38If that's what you believe, tell it to me today.
07:40Tell the world why you believe I deserve to be assaulted from behind, have six ribs broken, and a damaged
07:47lung.
07:47Tell me to my face why you think I deserved it.
07:50Either the Bachelorette is becoming more like Congress or Congress is becoming more like the Bachelorette.
07:55I don't know.
07:56And, of course, Mark Wayne didn't have a good answer for the question, other than some mutters and grunts.
08:03And then Senator Paul, who was making the point that this guy's a loose cannon,
08:07maybe a loose cannon isn't the best choice to be in charge of securing the homeland,
08:11he showed a montage of Mark Wayne Mullen making threats, challenging a guy to fight,
08:17and then bragging about it repeatedly on TV.
08:20In the days after the fight, you did many interviews in which you justified the violence
08:24as historically justified by precedents, such as caning and dueling.
08:29What I was simply pointing out is some of the rules that still apply to this body.
08:34For instance, dueling with two consenting adults is still there.
08:38I was pointing out what is still acceptable.
08:40You've been illegal for 170 years.
08:44Whoa, whoa, hold up.
08:46I just saw Hamilton last summer.
08:49That weren't real?
08:51And, of course, no Trump confirmation hearing would be complete without a healthy dose of election denial.
08:56Who won the 2020 election?
08:59Ma'am, we know that President Joe Biden was sworn into office.
09:03He was a president for the last four years.
09:05But I do believe, I believe my job as Department of Homeland Security secretary
09:09will be to make sure that we assure that the elections are fair and people can trust them.
09:16Oh, I'm sorry, the correct answer was Joseph Biden.
09:19We would have also accepted Joe for short.
09:23We've got that wrong.
09:24Go back for your seat.
09:25It confirmed Mark Wayne Mullen, who is part Native American, would become the first Native American to hold the job
09:33running Homeland Security, which is great.
09:35But, I mean, nothing against Native Americans, but as far as controlling illegal immigration goes, they did let us in,
09:43okay?
09:45After sitting through this hearing, I found it hard to believe that Senator Mullen knows much about Homeland Security.
09:51But we did some digging, and we found something that he does know a lot about.
09:55You know, before he was in Congress, he was a plumber.
09:59How do you clean your garbage disposal?
10:01Well, let me show you.
10:02Take you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice, pour the ice into the garbage disposal, and then use
10:07the spoon to help push the ice into the garbage disposal.
10:10Turn the water on slightly, and this will clean your garbage disposal very, very nicely.
10:14All right.
10:15Thank you, Mark.
10:16Just take you a wooden spoon and a pitcher of ice, and you got to...
10:19You see, he has experience with ice.
10:22He knows what to do.
10:25That man has more business plunging the Whataburgers out of Trump's golden toilet than running Homeland Security for this country.
10:33It's a good tip for him.
10:36I'm going to try it tonight.
10:37The other hearing on Capitol Hill today was in the Senate Intelligence Committee, where lawmakers had the chance to interrogate
10:44CIA Director John Ratcliffe and the Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard,
10:49about the still-unknown reasons for our war on Iran, the raid on the Fulton County Election Office, and some
10:55absolutely crazy fundraising emails their boss has been sending out.
10:59I just want to point out something that was released about six days ago.
11:02This is a fundraising email from the president.
11:06It says, as a national security briefing member, you'll receive my private national security briefings.
11:16Do you think the public should be able to, supporters of the president, should be able to pay and receive
11:23his private national security briefings?
11:28The Pence, do they pay in cash?
11:30How much are they paying?
11:31I don't know.
11:32Basically, the question is, do you think our national security should be structured like an OnlyFans?
11:38I don't know what that document is.
11:40But regardless of what it says, it didn't happen.
11:43Oh, no, this is new.
11:45But what I'm telling you is that the Hatch Act would prevent me, in an apolitical role, from engaging in
11:51that.
11:51I'm not aware that anything like that happened.
11:53Yeah, this says unfiltered updates.
11:57So, Director Gabbard, do you have any comment on whether unfiltered updates of private national security briefings should be made
12:05to individuals that donate to the president?
12:08I'm not familiar with that document.
12:11She said the same thing about the Constitution, by the way.
12:15You know, I often wonder, I really do, I wonder, how could anyone vote for this man who appointed all
12:22these dopes?
12:23I mean, I get being a Republican, you have different views politically, I understand all that.
12:27But of all the people whose opinions match up with yours, how the hell did we wind up with him?
12:33And the good news is, it seems I am not the only one wondering that lately.
12:37If you could say something to President Trump and he was going to hear you right now, what would it
12:41be?
12:42You're a worthless pile of s***.
12:46And you voted for him how many times?
12:48Three times.
12:50That was my bad.
12:51Apparently, I'm an idiot.
12:54All right, well, admitting it is the first step.
12:56You know, it may have taken you three elections to get here, but we're happy to welcome you into the
13:01Trump's a worthless pile of bleep club.
13:03So, this is for two.
13:06This is from last night's NBA game between the Orlando Magic and the reigning champion, Oklahoma City Thunder.
13:12The Thunder, it's the best team in basketball for a lot of reasons, including imaginative defensive plays like this one
13:18from guard Alex Caruso.
13:20Mr. De Silva, nice movement there.
13:23De Silva had the shot blocked but a foul.
13:26I don't think I've ever seen this before.
13:32Jeff, have you ever seen a shot blocked with a shoe?
13:35No.
13:37He may have just invented a new sport there.
13:41Or shoe.
13:43The re-block.
13:44Apparently, blocking a shot with your shoe is a technical foul, which I did not know.
13:48You know, the NCAA men's college basketball tournament gets going tomorrow.
13:52We needed more madness in March, and now it is here.
13:55College sports are a lot of fun, and some of the athletes' names are just great.
13:59For example, Vanderbilt's number five seed this year, thanks to efforts from players like Chandler Bing, who has a lot
14:07of friends, I bet.
14:08There are some great names in college basketball this season, including Pater's Pinnis, from Providence.
14:16I hope you pronounce that right, who is seven feet long, I mean tall.
14:21There's Tennessee Rainwater.
14:23There's Po' Boy King.
14:25There's Leopold Levillan.
14:29There's Maximus Gizzy.
14:31And All Right.
14:34And Always Right.
14:36The Wright brothers there.
14:37Northwest Missouri State has a guard named Gob-Gob.
14:41Not a joke.
14:42And my favorite college basketball name of the season comes from the University of West Alabama.
14:47West Alabama will bring in a million bugs.
14:50That's going to go against a million bugs.
14:53A million bugs.
14:54I've been waiting all day to say that name.
14:56His name is a million bugs.
14:58A million bugs.
14:59A million bugs.
15:00A million bugs!
15:02That's right.
15:03His real name is a million, A-M-I-L-L-I-O-N bugs.
15:09And joining us now from campus in Livingston, Alabama, say hello to a million bugs.
15:13Hi, million.
15:15What's up, Jimmy?
15:16How you doing?
15:17Thanks for being with us.
15:19So just to make it clear for everyone, this is a million is your real first name on your birth
15:24certificate.
15:25Yes, yes, I promise it's my real name.
15:27So, like, when your Uber comes, the driver says, Uber for a million, make room, right?
15:33Usually the Uber don't say anything, honestly.
15:36It's pretty awkward.
15:37Is it annoying being asked about this all the time?
15:41Yeah, yes.
15:44Literally every conversation starts with, is that your real name?
15:47So now it's to the point where I have to tell them, like, yes, it's my real name before they
15:51even ask.
15:52What happens at Starbucks?
15:55I actually give a fake name, usually.
15:57You do.
15:57That's smart.
15:58Yeah.
15:59How would your life be different if you had a boring name like Josh Buggs or something like that?
16:04Do you think you'd be sad?
16:07Nah, honestly.
16:08Well, yeah, probably, honestly.
16:10You know, I definitely wouldn't have opportunities like this.
16:12Like, I definitely wouldn't be on Jimmy Kimmel a lot.
16:13Oh, that's true.
16:14Yeah, all right.
16:14That's true.
16:19Is there a ladybug in your life?
16:24In the future, there is one now, but hopefully it will be a Miss Buggs.
16:28Okay.
16:28Speaking of the future, if you have a son or a daughter, I guess, will you pass the name a
16:34million down?
16:36I want a junior, but I guess this is going to be a collaborative thing, so we never know.
16:40What about lice?
16:42Have you ever had lice?
16:43No.
16:44Okay.
16:45Never.
16:45Never had lice.
16:47Now, Emilio, have you been approached with any sponsorship deals?
16:51In the past, yes, but not this year.
16:54Okay, great, because we have something for you.
16:56We reached out to the trusted people at Orkin Pest Control, which seemed like a great fit, right?
17:04They thought it was a good idea, and they have agreed to sponsor you if you choose to be sponsored
17:09by Orkin.
17:11Just imagine you, a million bugs, being the face of Orkin.
17:22What do you think?
17:24Is this real?
17:25Yeah.
17:26Yeah?
17:27Yeah, absolutely.
17:28I would love it.
17:29All right, great.
17:30I'm going to tell you something.
17:30Michael Jordan never had his face on the side of a pest control van.
17:34I know, right?
17:36Well, thank you, Emilio.
17:38Thanks, Emilio, Emilio.
17:40You're a very good sport, and we appreciate you being with us.
17:43And Emilio Bugs, everybody.
17:45We have a fun show for tonight.
17:47Daredevil, Charlie Cox is here.
17:49Rachel Price is sitting in with the Klee-Tones, and we'll be back with Lisa Klee-Gro.
17:59Look what you're doing to me.
18:01I'm utterly at your room.
18:03All of my defense is down.
18:08I'm up to my own, and my business is going to get it.
18:12All of my business is going to get it.
18:15Tonight, you can see him exacting Blind Justice as the Devil of Hell's Kitchen.
18:20His show is called Daredevil Born Again.
18:23Charlie Cox is with us.
18:24Tomorrow night, our guests are Robert Pattinson and Sarah Shahi with music from Tedeschi Truck's
18:30Band, and sitting in with the Klee-Tones all week, including tonight, from the band Lake
18:34Street Dive, Rachel Price is with us.
18:36Thank you, Emilio, Rachel.
18:39All right.
18:40Like the U.S. Census, our first guest show comes back about once every 10 years.
18:46She returns as the delightfully delusional Valerie Cherish in The Comeback.
18:50It premieres Sunday on HBO and HBO Max.
18:53Please welcome Lisa Kudrow.
19:13How are you?
19:14Very good to see you.
19:17You too.
19:18You're great.
19:19You know, it's kind of weird, because we're on TV right now, and there are people watching
19:23this right now, but also, it's almost like a time machine, because at the same time, there
19:28are many millions of people watching Friends, maybe more popular than ever right now, all
19:37around the world.
19:38Yeah.
19:39Do you, have you found, are people like still calling you Phoebe?
19:42Has there been a resurgence in that?
19:44Yes, people call me Phoebe.
19:45They do, yeah.
19:46Oh, my God.
19:47And do you, is it annoying?
19:49No.
19:49No, you like it.
19:51It's fine.
19:52Is it?
19:52Yeah.
19:54That wasn't convincing.
19:55When was the last time you, when was the last time you actually.
20:00No, I just go, yeah, you don't know who I am.
20:02You just go, you don't know me.
20:04That's all right.
20:05Do you watch the show ever?
20:08I am watching it now.
20:10As we sit here?
20:12Oh.
20:13Another weird time warp, yeah.
20:15Oh, you're in, you're in.
20:16Time collapses.
20:17When you say you're watching it, are you like watching it from beginning to end right now?
20:20Yes.
20:21I'm on season eight.
20:23Oh.
20:24Or nine.
20:25When did Rachel give birth?
20:27I don't know.
20:29Yeah, and I watch it.
20:31Well, I wait till my husband goes to sleep.
20:33Why?
20:34Because I'm too embarrassed.
20:36Oh, why?
20:37What's embarrassing?
20:38That I'm watching myself on TV every night?
20:41I guess that makes sense.
20:42I mean, I'm not, I'm not watching it for myself.
20:46I just like a sitcom before going to bed and I ran out.
20:50You watch all of them?
20:52Well, no.
20:53So your husband doesn't know that you're watching yourself at night.
20:57And when you watch yourself, are you like laughing?
20:59Like, does it feel like you're watching somebody else?
21:01It does now.
21:02Yeah.
21:02Wow.
21:03I know.
21:03I got a little too excited over that.
21:06But I do, it does now.
21:09And everyone's hilarious.
21:10And I'm laughing out loud.
21:12Are there any, are there episodes that you don't remember or haven't seen?
21:15Most of them?
21:16Oh, really?
21:17You mean, it's the, yeah, the opposite's the easier question.
21:22Do you remember any of them?
21:23Are there any that stick out to you as like, oh, that one was great?
21:27Well, okay, but, okay, so it was last night or the night before where Alec Baldwin was
21:33in the episode.
21:34And I remember Alec Baldwin was there.
21:36I don't remember what we were doing.
21:37But we're at the Gellers anniversary party and Joey and Phoebe are talking and Joey says,
21:43this is the worst party.
21:44I stepped up to, took forever to get to the buffet line.
21:47Get up, there's a giant booger.
21:48I slipped on a giant booger.
21:50And Phoebe had like thrown an oyster on the floor.
21:54And she, I, just the thought that Joey thought a giant oyster was a booger that came out of
22:03someone's nose.
22:05It probably is in some weird way, right?
22:08I started crying.
22:10I was laughing so hard.
22:11Really?
22:11Yes, tears.
22:12Then I had to text Matt.
22:14Oh, my God.
22:15He's like, yeah, we had laughs on that show.
22:18You, um, you shoot the combat now, which is an interesting story that I want to get into
22:23a second.
22:23But you shoot it in the same lot, in the same stage even as, as Friends.
22:27Yes, on the Friends stage.
22:29That's got to be strange.
22:30That was, yeah, that was really strange and kind of emotional.
22:34I would think so.
22:35Well, also, because, I mean, that's where we ended that, too.
22:38And also, the comeback, this is like the third and final ever.
22:43And so it was the ending of two really important things.
22:46I don't know.
22:47I don't believe it's the end of the comeback.
22:49I mean, it...
22:50Oh.
22:51Well, I mean...
22:54So, the first season was in 2005.
22:57Yeah.
22:58I remember that.
22:58I remember, I think I went to the premiere of that with you at that time.
23:02Uh-huh.
23:02Um, you did a season then.
23:04And then the show went away.
23:06And then a lot of people said, like, oh, we love that show.
23:08And then they brought it back in what year?
23:12Two...
23:132014.
23:13You did another season of the show.
23:15Uh-huh.
23:16And now here we are 12 years later.
23:18Yes.
23:18With a new season of the show.
23:20Right.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Or maybe it was 2015.
23:24I don't know.
23:24Has that ever happened before in television?
23:27I don't know.
23:28I don't think so.
23:30Is...
23:30Has it?
23:31I don't know.
23:32Why am I asking you?
23:32You guys are very...
23:34You know everything.
23:35You're not AI.
23:38Why am I asking you?
23:40In a weird...
23:42The only thing I could think of is, like, J. Lo and Ben Affleck.
23:45That's the only thing that happens at, like, that pace, you know?
23:48Yeah, yeah.
23:49You play Valerie Cherish, who was struggling in the first go-round.
23:55Right.
23:56And now you're, you know, we're, like, 20 years later.
23:58Yeah.
23:58Explain this character for those who haven't seen the show.
24:01Valerie Cherish, when we meet her, she had been on a sitcom in the 90s that wasn't very good.
24:08Had nothing to do with Friends.
24:09And she's desperate to get back in the spotlight, so she agrees to be on a reality show called
24:15The Comeback that will follow her around if she gets the part, wins the part for a new sitcom.
24:24Right, right.
24:25Yes.
24:25And it's kind of just like one, what for normal people would be a huge humiliation and disappointment
24:31after the other.
24:33And she seems to make every conversation uncomfortable.
24:37Would you agree with that?
24:38Yeah, she doesn't know when to stop.
24:41Yeah, she doesn't know when to stop.
24:42So is she based on a person in your life?
24:45No.
24:45No.
24:46Okay.
24:46It's a composite of a lot of people.
24:50Who don't know when to stop.
24:51Yeah, at various times, over various things.
24:54And, you know, also people, you know, I don't know.
24:59It hasn't always been such a nice place, TV, right?
25:03Right, right.
25:03You know?
25:04And sitcoms and stuff.
25:06You mean the actual behind-the-scenes work environment?
25:08Yeah, right, right.
25:09And so, again, nothing to do with Friends because that really was heaven.
25:14It really was.
25:15The more you say it has nothing to do with Friends, the more I think it's something to do with
25:19Friends.
25:19It doesn't, but it doesn't.
25:21I was inclined to believe you earlier.
25:27Friends was a nightmare.
25:30What if I just, yeah.
25:32No, but it was from when I was a guest star on shows.
25:35And also, I wrote this with Michael Patrick King.
25:38Right.
25:38Who has been a showrunner in writers' rooms for a long time.
25:42So there are lots of stories from our writers and him.
25:45But anyway, yeah, but it wasn't such a kind, gentle place.
25:48And you had to know your place.
25:51Otherwise, you know, you might get swatted.
25:53And now you have your son.
25:56It's something else now.
25:57Your son is on the show now.
25:59Playing the IT guy.
26:00Yeah, my son is on the show.
26:01We have a photograph you brought.
26:03Tell us what we're seeing here.
26:05Okay, he's two years old.
26:07Uh-huh.
26:07And that is on the Friends stage in the kitchen for craft services.
26:12And he was washing up.
26:13Oh.
26:14He was two.
26:15And now he is how old?
26:16He's on the show this season.
26:18He is?
26:18And he is 27.
26:19And he's in the show.
26:21And that's...
26:22And he grew a beard.
26:23He grew a beard.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Is it weird working with your son?
26:30It wasn't.
26:30Oh.
26:31Do you correct...
26:31Which is great.
26:32Do you give him tips or anything like that?
26:35No.
26:35No.
26:35You don't want to do that, right?
26:36No.
26:37I don't.
26:38No.
26:38Does he do this to you?
26:39I don't need to.
26:40Okay.
26:40All right.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah.
26:41No, but it was thrilling.
26:42After he shot, you know, his very first scene, he was nervous, but he was so great.
26:47He's good.
26:47He was just, like, listening and really there.
26:49He's Evan, the tech guy.
26:51So he's a sweet, nerdy guy.
26:53And he went, oh, that's my ground zero.
26:55Okay.
26:55Is he a sweet, nerdy tech guy in real life?
26:58Yeah.
26:58Yeah.
26:59Yeah.
26:59Well, not a tech guy.
27:00Not a tech guy.
27:00He's just sweet and nerdy.
27:01Sweet and nerdy.
27:02That's enough.
27:03Actor, writer, whatever.
27:05Yeah.
27:05But, um, uh, and then we're done.
27:08And after we were alone, he went, oh, yeah, I can't believe I was acting with you.
27:14And that's the first time I ever felt like, oh, so you know I'm an actor.
27:23Lisa Kudrow is here.
27:24Her show is The Comeback.
27:25It premieres Sunday on HBO.
27:30And they are offering Valerie Cherish, and please note that I said offer, not audition.
27:37Noted.
27:37Yeah.
27:38A starring role in their new multi-camera comedy.
27:42Wow.
27:43Right.
27:43It's been thrilling.
27:45I could cry.
27:46Um, in a multi-cam.
27:48So sitcoms are making a comeback.
27:50Yeah, knew they would.
27:51You know, people need a laugh.
27:54Now more than ever.
27:56As Lisa Kudrow in The Comeback, it's for a Sunday night at 10.30 on HBO and HBO Max.
28:04This is, this character we talked about a minute ago, is somebody you came up with a long time
28:09ago, right?
28:09Yeah.
28:10When I was in The Groundlings, in the 80s, I did a character monologue called Your Favorite
28:15Actress on a talk show.
28:16That's fun.
28:17And it was based on watching people you knew on talk shows?
28:21Well, I didn't know them, but I'd see them on talk, well, people I knew of, right.
28:25Right, right, right, right.
28:25Yeah.
28:27And think, uh, they just sounded so phony.
28:30They had these, you know, such put-on sort of way of, of, of speaking, you know?
28:36And, and I, like, I read something about you're from, like, Van Nuys in the Valley.
28:41Why are you talking like that?
28:42And so I did, yeah.
28:45I've experienced this.
28:46Yeah.
28:46Yeah, yeah.
28:46Oh, yeah.
28:47Yeah, many times.
28:48Of course.
28:49Yeah.
28:49Yeah.
28:50Tell me your stories about that.
28:52But, yeah.
28:53Why am I talking about it?
28:54You can see them.
28:55Don't worry.
28:57Yeah.
28:57So this, uh, this is something that I want to test you on because we're talking about,
29:02you know, this happening over a period of time here.
29:04We found, hey, I'm going to put this up only for a second because I don't want you looking
29:07at it.
29:08This is an interview you did with the Chicago Tribune in 1995.
29:12Okay?
29:12There you are.
29:13All right?
29:14They asked you a bunch of questions.
29:16Again, this is 1995.
29:18Okay.
29:18And I want to see if you can answer them the way, if you can guess how you answered them.
29:23Oh, no.
29:24Yeah.
29:25No way.
29:26All right.
29:26Lisa Cudreau, birthday, July 30th, birthplace Encino, California.
29:31Yes.
29:31Occupation actress living in Los Angeles, engaged to Michelle Stern in advertising, still together.
29:38Yeah.
29:39Car, a black, green, 1994 Acura Legend coupe.
29:43You don't still have that, though, right?
29:45I don't.
29:45Okay.
29:46All right.
29:46Here we go.
29:47Worst job.
29:48What did you say was your worst job in 1995?
29:53A floater at Bullock's?
29:56Very close.
29:57I was a security guard at a department store.
30:00That's it.
30:01What does that mean, a floater?
30:03Oh, they didn't place you in a department yet, so my first thing was I was a floater.
30:08I was a floater, and they put me in security.
30:11You'd make sure people weren't shoplifting?
30:13Somehow.
30:14I was just standing there with a jacket.
30:16I see.
30:17Wearing a jacket.
30:19Did you bust anybody?
30:20Of course not.
30:21No.
30:21Okay.
30:22Next question.
30:23Nickname.
30:25Cootie.
30:26That's right.
30:27Your high school friends called you Cootie.
30:28Oh, my God.
30:29I'm the exact same.
30:30Pretty good.
30:31I remember everything.
30:32Favorite childhood memory?
30:35Baking M&M's and eating Doritos and that for breakfast.
30:39Swinging on a rope from a tree for four hours a day.
30:44Yes.
30:45I did.
30:47Prized possession.
30:49This is a good one.
30:51Prized possession?
30:52Yes.
30:54This is something that doesn't really exist anymore.
30:57My Game Boy?
30:58No, your answering machine.
31:00You had a Game Boy that you loved?
31:02Yeah.
31:02Yeah.
31:03An answering machine, though, was your prized possession.
31:05Uh-huh.
31:06Did you save those tapes?
31:07Did you keep them?
31:07No.
31:08Did you?
31:08I have a few.
31:12Um, personal heroes.
31:15I hope I said my dad.
31:18You did not.
31:19Damn it.
31:20Sorry.
31:21Sorry, Dad.
31:21Wait, wait, let me ask.
31:22Is your dad Barbra Streisand?
31:25No.
31:26Yeah, no.
31:26Barbra Streisand and Ali McGraw, you said,
31:29were your personal heroes.
31:30When I was a kid?
31:31No, in 1995.
31:34Ali McGraw, too?
31:36You're asking me like I'm you.
31:38You're you.
31:39I'm not you.
31:39I'm different.
31:40I'm a different person now.
31:43All right.
31:43My fantasy is?
31:46That's it?
31:47That's the whole prompt?
31:48My fantasy is?
31:50Mm-hmm.
31:52I'm in a little cottage by the beach having what for breakfast?
31:56Hot chocolate and a croissant?
31:57Croissant.
31:58That's right.
31:58Very good.
31:59All right.
32:01And one more.
32:02Oh, no.
32:03I give anything to meet.
32:05You answer two people.
32:08One still living, one not.
32:17God, E.O. Wilson?
32:20No.
32:21Um, I know.
32:22No, no, it's who that is.
32:23Um, why would I say that in an interview?
32:25One is Woody Allen.
32:27Oh.
32:28One is Moses.
32:33I wanted to meet Moses to prove whether or not he existed.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:39That was why?
32:39I don't know.
32:40I don't know.
32:41All right.
32:41Well, it's great to see you.
32:42Lisa Kudrow, everybody.
32:43The Comeback is your show.
32:45It's Sunday night on HBO and HBO Max.
32:48We'll be right back with Charlie Cox.
32:52We'll be right back with Charlie Cox.
32:53The Earth.
32:55Tomorrow on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Robert Pattinson, Sarah Shahi, plus music from Tedeski Trucks Band.
33:03Join us next week with guests Niall Horan, Elizabeth Banks, Darcy Cardin, and James Marsden.
33:22Our next guest is a talented actor from England who returns to Hell's Kitchen in New York to do battle
33:29with the kingpin in season two of Daredevil Born Again.
34:13On Disney+, saying hello to Charlie Cox.
34:29Welcome, Charlie.
34:30How are you?
34:31I'm doing well.
34:31How are you?
34:32I'm doing great.
34:33Thank you so much for having me back.
34:34Was Friends like a thing for you in England?
34:37Massive.
34:37Massive.
34:37It was, right.
34:38Yeah, right.
34:38It became a worldwide phenomenon.
34:40Yeah, and I'm right of that age, you know, that generation where we just loved it.
34:43I was at boarding school and every Friday night, 9 p.m.
34:47Friday nights, that's right.
34:48Friday night, 9 p.m.
34:49And whenever that, like, what is it, February to April when it aired in the U.K., that was the
34:55one period of the school year where you couldn't get detention.
34:57Because detention happened at 9 p.m. on a Friday night.
34:59So it kept you on your best behavior.
35:01That's good.
35:02Absolutely, yeah.
35:02Have you met Lisa?
35:03Did you meet any?
35:04I didn't meet her.
35:05No, not tonight.
35:06Have you met any of the friends?
35:07I have.
35:08Oh, you have.
35:08So I was dating an actress years ago, and she had done a movie with Courtney Cox.
35:14Oh, okay.
35:14And we, she, we, were invited to a barbecue at their house.
35:19Nice.
35:20I was very excited.
35:20Uh-huh.
35:21And we get there, and we knock on the door, and Jennifer Aniston answered.
35:27So it was a confusing moment.
35:30Yeah, for sure, probably.
35:31And I had to do everything to resist saying, you're actually friends.
35:37I think she would have been okay with that, probably.
35:39Wow, now I'm thinking about it.
35:41Had you and Courtney hit it off, she could have been Courtney Cox Cox.
35:46Right.
35:47And maybe you, too.
35:48How funny, yeah.
35:49You, um, uh, thank you for flying out.
35:51I know you shot last night.
35:53We were shooting Daredevil last night.
35:54Yes, I was.
35:55And then you got on a plane today.
35:59Actually, I had quite a, I had quite a funny situation happen this morning.
36:02So I finished shooting 7 p.m. last night in New York on season three.
36:08And, uh, I'm doing an action sequence.
36:10And I am getting cut a lot.
36:12So I have a lot of cuts all over me.
36:14I had to make the flight at 9.
36:16So at 7 p.m., they wrap me.
36:19I have four or five people pulling scars off me.
36:22Just get them off, like towels, hot towel.
36:25Put on a pair of shorts, a t-shirt, backpack to the airport.
36:29Got to the hotel here, fell asleep, woke up.
36:33I thought, oh, God, I need to get, you know, my engine going.
36:35So I think I'll go to the gym, still wearing these shorts.
36:38So I went to the gym, worked out.
36:39And as I'm leaving the gym at the hotel, I saw they had a sauna.
36:42So I thought, oh, I should pop in there for a minute and just, you know, that would be nice.
36:46So took my shorts off, went into the sauna.
36:49And there's a guy sitting in the sauna on the top bench.
36:51And he sees me, he goes, oh, my God, are you okay?
36:54So I have one remaining scar, gash, across this leg, with blood dripping all the way down.
37:02And it's still there.
37:04And I hadn't seen it, because I had the shorts on the whole time.
37:08Yeah, that's disturbing.
37:09And I had to explain to him, it's not real, don't worry, it's not real.
37:12And then his next thought was probably, well, why isn't it real?
37:18You, uh, how old are your kids?
37:20So my son is going to be six tomorrow.
37:23Oh, that's nice.
37:24Oh, you got to get home then, huh?
37:26Oh, that's the perfect age to be a superhero for your child, isn't it?
37:32Yeah, and he's really starting to discover it now.
37:34Oh, yeah.
37:35Yeah.
37:35Do you hide it from him, or do you, uh...
37:37Well, he can't watch the show, obviously.
37:39Right, because too many wounds.
37:40I've had him come on set on days where we do fun stuff that isn't too violent.
37:44Um, and my daughter, as well, is a bit older.
37:45She's nine.
37:46Um, but I do sometimes, um, FaceTime with him when I'm in the full costume.
37:53Of course you should do that.
37:54Yeah, and there was a day last season where he said,
37:56Daddy, can we FaceTime today?
37:57And so I'm like, okay, sure.
37:59At 4 p.m., I say, Eddie's got two buddies with him.
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:03That's fun.
38:03That's nice.
38:04Yeah, that's taking me, my dad can beat your dad up to another level.
38:08Yeah.
38:09Your, um, and your costume this season, I know,
38:12this is a big deal for comic book fans, has the D.D. on it,
38:17which is something that, was there a decision made, uh, as far as...
38:21It's been a long time coming, Jimmy.
38:23Has it?
38:24You've been pushing for this?
38:25Well, it's not that I've been pushing for it.
38:26I've been being asked about it since...
38:28I was cast in April of 2014.
38:31I've been asked about it since May of 2014
38:35by people all over the world.
38:37When are you going to get...
38:39Now, you have to get this right.
38:41It's the interlocking Ds.
38:43The interlocking Ds, yes.
38:44Because I have a tendency to call it my double Ds, which is...
38:48Which doesn't go down well with the fact it's a very different show.
38:51Yeah.
38:52Your interlocking Ds.
38:53Yeah.
38:54And is everybody happy now that the interlocking Ds are there?
38:57Everyone's thrilled with the double Ds, yeah.
38:58Okay.
38:59I'm thrilled.
38:59I...
39:00No, it is a big thing.
39:02It's, you know, there isn't a Daredevil comic book that exists
39:04where he doesn't have them on the suit.
39:07Yeah.
39:08That's always important, I think.
39:09Did you watch the Spider-Man trailer?
39:11No, because it was today, right?
39:13I haven't seen it.
39:13Yes.
39:14I'm sorry, I haven't seen it.
39:14First of all, it's fantastic.
39:16Yes, I hear.
39:16We've watched it a thousand times here.
39:19You're not in it.
39:20That's right.
39:21Yeah.
39:22Are you in the movie?
39:23No.
39:24You say no, okay.
39:26Yeah.
39:27Now, a lot of people...
39:28Now, if I was in the movie, I would also say no, to be clear.
39:30Right.
39:32But I'm not in the movie.
39:33But you might be lying.
39:35But I could be lying.
39:36You could be lying right now.
39:38But you're...
39:38But I'm not.
39:39You're saying you're not in the movie.
39:40I'm definitely not in the movie.
39:41You're not lying.
39:42I'm not lying.
39:42And you know next time you come back, I'm playing this tape.
39:44But I was in the last one.
39:45Yeah, what?
39:46I was in the last one.
39:47Okay.
39:48I was in No Way Home.
39:50All right.
39:50Yeah.
39:51But we don't care about the last one.
39:52That last one we saw already.
39:54This is the one we now care about, because the Punisher is in this one.
39:58John Birnfall, your buddy, who's your co-star, who is not, as far as I know, in this season
40:04of Daredevil.
40:05That's correct, yeah.
40:06That you can say...
40:07And now we know why he's not.
40:08Now we know why he's not.
40:09Because he was gallivanting with Spider-Man the entire time.
40:11Right.
40:11But your character is now living in his lair.
40:16Oh, yes.
40:17For a period we're hiding out in there.
40:19Yeah.
40:19He sublet this place to you, like people do in New York.
40:23That's right.
40:23Yes.
40:24And he didn't tell us where he was, because he knew I'd want to join and have fun with
40:27him, so.
40:28Will Daredevil be in the new Avengers?
40:30I don't think so.
40:31Okay.
40:32That's a different answer.
40:33I don't think so.
40:34I don't know.
40:35As far as I know, no.
40:37You're making me very nervous, Jimmy.
40:38I know.
40:38I don't know.
40:39No.
40:40As far as I know, no.
40:41I'm not in the Avengers.
40:42But they haven't shot them yet, have they?
40:43Yes.
40:44I sit by the phone waiting with grated breath.
40:47Okay.
40:48All right.
40:49Well, they'll know where to find you, because you've got your initials right there on your
40:52That's right for the mug.
40:52They're interlocking right on your...
40:55Well, it's great to see you.
40:57And I'm excited to see the new season.
40:59It's season two of Daredevil Born Again.
41:01It premieres Tuesday on Disney+.
41:03Charlie Cox, everybody.
41:08The more I'm with you, bring me, baby.
41:12The more I feel my loving grief.
41:18Oh, hi.
41:19Oh, the show's back on?
41:21All right.
41:22Well, thanks to Rachel Price.
41:23She will be back with us tomorrow night.
41:25Thanks to Lisa Kudrow.
41:26Thanks to Charlie Cox.
41:27Thanks to A Million Bugs.
41:28And apologies to Matt Damon.
41:30We ran out of time for him tonight.
41:32We'll try again tomorrow.
41:33Night 9 is next.
41:34Join us tomorrow with Robert Pattinson, Sarah Shahi, and music from Tedeski Trucks Band.
41:39Thanks again.
41:40Thanks for watching.
41:41Good night.
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