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00:01Good morning, professors.
00:03Good morning, Mr. Paul.
00:06They call me Mr. Tibbs.
00:08Good morning, Mr. Tibbs.
00:12A new class is arriving, ready to change their lives
00:16through the miracle of trash.
00:18Today, we have professional bakers whose loving ovens
00:22have grown cold.
00:24I'm going to need the help of three of you professors
00:27to turn these cupcake queens into cheesecake
00:31and sass up their everyday drag.
00:33Let's take a look.
00:36I'm Chef Lovely.
00:37I'm 27 years old, but I feel like I'm 37.
00:39I'm a culinary specialist.
00:41Work is my life, and I'm here at Drag U
00:44to get out of the dirty chef coat
00:46and really step into the sexier Lovely.
00:49I'm Marilyn.
00:50I'm the owner of Double D Cupcakes.
00:51Now that I'm separated and my kids are all grown,
00:54I spend all my time in the kitchen.
00:55I need Drag U to help me start a new life
00:58and feel fabulous in my 50s.
01:00I'm Sarah.
01:02Baking cupcakes used to be a hobby,
01:04but when I left the Navy, I decided to make it a career.
01:06I basically went from one uniform to another.
01:09I went Drag U to show me how to be hot for my husband.
01:17Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
01:20I'm glad you women have left your icing and whipped cream behind
01:23because here at Drag U, the only thing that gets frosted is hair.
01:29We're going to teach you cupcake queens the recipe for unleashing your full potential
01:34and give you a taste of the sweet life.
01:37Now, RuPaul's Drag U, like the real world, is a competition.
01:40You'll be evaluated on your DPA, your drag point average.
01:45D is for drag transformation.
01:47P is for performance.
01:48And A is your attitude adjustments.
01:52I am nervous.
01:53My competitors are a lot younger than I am.
01:55Now, you have 48 hours until your draguation.
01:57And in the end, only one of you will draguate with top honors
02:01and walk away with a fabulous Drag U scholarship.
02:05Jalissa, tell us what she'll win.
02:07Our top draguate will receive a year's supply of custom makeup
02:11by Cinema Secrets Professional Cosmetics
02:13and a $1,000 gift card for fashions from Overstock.com.
02:18And that's not all.
02:19The top draguate will also receive $3,166.32.
02:25Are you ready to do whatever it takes to become the baddest bitch in school?
02:30Yes.
02:31Can I get a roo-ha?
02:32A roo-ha.
02:33All right.
02:34First stop, the Drag Lab.
02:36Walk this way.
02:41No, I mean really, walk this way.
02:42Come on. It's fun.
02:46Door.
02:49This is the Drag Lab.
02:51Here, you'll find everything you'll need for your diva transformation.
02:55I feel like I'm entering a girly party, my first girly party.
02:59More colorful wigs, outrageous fashions, than a Nicki Minaj look-alike contest.
03:05But the most important facture is your own personal drag professor.
03:17Chef Lovely, you're with Mariah.
03:20Hey, what's going on girl?
03:21Hello, hello.
03:22My first impression of Lovely is that we are going to be new BFFs.
03:26Marilyn, you are with Latrice Royale.
03:29Voila.
03:30How are you?
03:31Where's my cupcake?
03:32And that means, Sarah, you're with Alexis Mateo.
03:36Our cupcake queens need some serious help.
03:39Now professors, time to take your students through their drag orientation.
03:44Ladies, this is the beginning of the rest of your life.
03:48Life, life, life, life.
03:54What is your guiltiest pleasure?
03:58We might have to go into another room and talk about that.
04:01I think that's a different network.
04:03She's a bitch after my own heart.
04:05Have you ever had a sexy nickname?
04:08You know what?
04:09I'm so busy with work and everything, I haven't had a sexy nickname.
04:13No one's given me one.
04:14It's been half a year.
04:16I haven't touched a man, I haven't kissed a man, anything like that because I have no time for men
04:20right now.
04:20Is this what you go out in?
04:23Ooh-wee.
04:24Yes, Mariah, that is what I go out in.
04:27Even when you're not serving?
04:28Yes.
04:29You're definitely not serving in this picture and this outfit.
04:32So we're going to work on that, okay?
04:34Please.
04:34We're going to be cooking up something nasty with my lovely.
04:38Did you bring me some cupcakes?
04:39I'm going to.
04:40Okay.
04:40I'm going to.
04:41All right.
04:41So what do you do for fun?
04:43I feed my dog before I go to bed.
04:46Girl.
04:47I know, it's really sad.
04:48We need to put a little bit more spice in your life, baby.
04:51I'm seeing a little sadness in your eyes.
04:54When was the last time you cried?
04:55Really?
04:55Yeah.
04:56This morning.
04:57This morning?
04:58Yeah, I can see a little red.
04:59What'd you cry about?
05:01I'm recently separated.
05:02I need to do something.
05:04Wow, we need to get you some fabulosity going on.
05:08Yeah, I like the fabulosity.
05:09That'd be great.
05:09So tell me, is this how you go out on your dinner dates?
05:13There's no cap on my head.
05:16There should be with the Eskimo boots.
05:18I mean, it's time for a change.
05:20Help.
05:20Boy, oh boy, we have a lot of work to do.
05:22Have you ever incorporated whipped cream or something that you use for cupcakes in the
05:27bedroom?
05:29This is a sad situation.
05:31You're in the right place, though.
05:32I got you.
05:33I got this, girl.
05:34My sex life is not so hot.
05:38I'm going to have to show these bitches how it's supposed to be done.
05:41Look.
05:44It's comfortable.
05:45I mean, this is Freddy Krueger, the female version of Freddy Krueger.
05:49Do you dress like this around your husband?
05:51Yeah.
05:53I just don't put any effort into it.
05:55I just put on whatever is comfortable and whatever hides me and then I go.
05:59I want to make Sarah look so scrumptious that her husband would just want to take a bite
06:04out of her.
06:08Ladies, now before you can work it as a drag queen, you have to learn how much fun it can
06:14be to dress up.
06:15I want you to go wild.
06:17Put together a quick drag look and you've got five minutes.
06:21Ready?
06:22Play.
06:23Okay, let's start with a new attitude wigs.
06:25Come on.
06:25Okay.
06:26I have no idea what I want.
06:27See-through and polka dots.
06:28Maybe a little bit.
06:30This looks safe.
06:31Safe.
06:31Safe.
06:32It's not.
06:33But it could be.
06:34What we're going for here.
06:35It could be felt.
06:36Poor baby.
06:37Oh no.
06:38Why not?
06:39No.
06:39No ma'am honey, we don't work at Mickey D's.
06:42I don't like this one.
06:43It shows off my really flabby arm.
06:45Find the dress right now.
06:46Find the shoes right now.
06:47Get the wigs right now.
06:48I like it because it's long and it's wavy.
06:50I didn't like that one because it looks like Mariah's busted ponytail.
06:54We're going to have to make this work, honey.
06:56Okay.
06:56Quick change.
06:57Quick change.
06:58Hustle, hustle, hustle.
06:59Don't worry about looking like a truck stop special.
07:01Whatever you decide to put on will be-
07:03Go back to your table.
07:05A lot better than-
07:05Go back to your table and while you try to fix her, fix your hair to-
07:10Ah!
07:11Ladies, meet me at the Dragulator.
07:15Chef Lovely.
07:16Wow.
07:17What made you choose this dress?
07:18I'm always in a chef coat.
07:20I wanted to put on something sexy and glam, so a dress is a good way to go.
07:24Marilyn, you chose that blue dress.
07:26It's pretty.
07:26It's really gorgeous.
07:27I like it.
07:28Are you comfortable wearing a dress that short?
07:30Not really.
07:30Yes.
07:31I like to hear that.
07:32Yes.
07:33All right, Sarah.
07:33I love this little go-go number here.
07:35Remember, though, when you're wearing something, you've got to thrust your breath.
07:39Oh, it looks better already.
07:41Yes.
07:41I'm working on it, Ru.
07:42I love it.
07:43Now, the Dragulator is a highly sophisticated piece of technology.
07:47I input your personal data, and the Dragulator determines your drag name and gives you a glimpse
07:54at the diva you'll unleash and take home.
07:57All right, Chef Lovely, here we go.
08:03Coming up-
08:04Let's see what you're hiding underneath your chef's head.
08:06Ah!
08:07And later-
08:08I'm trying really hard to do the whole sexy thing, and it's-
08:11You don't feel sexy?
08:13No.
08:13Drag-you know you're hiding from me.
08:18It's a miracle, drag-you-
08:26Chef Lovely, here we go.
08:30Commence Dragulation.
08:34Dragulation complete.
08:37Sugar sensation.
08:39Yeah, wow.
08:41That's hot.
08:42Now, you know what? I love the makeup. I love how the eye is actually opened up with that liner
08:47just below the shelf, the bottom shelf.
08:50See, and that opens up the eye. Also, the lower lash in there really gives definition to your eye and
08:54really pops it open. Great face.
08:57I really feel that I can embrace that and bring it because I'm going to win with it.
09:01And I'm going to make sure that my girl draguates with top honors.
09:04All right, Marilyn, it is your turn. Here we go.
09:07Okay.
09:10Draugulation complete.
09:13Bitsy Sprinkles.
09:14Yes!
09:16Wow.
09:17Cute.
09:18It's Cupcake Couture.
09:20And it's short.
09:21Yes, it is very short, but you've got a great pair of sticks there.
09:24And I love also an open neck area. I think that looks great. Just so gorgeous.
09:29I'm not completely comfortable showing that much cleavage or even that much skin.
09:34And last but not least, Sarah. Here we go.
09:37Okay.
09:41Candy Glaze.
09:42Yeah. That's a bam right there.
09:44What do you think?
09:45I love her.
09:46I love how that short skirt shows off those gorgeous legs. Great arms. Now, how do you feel about revealing
09:52your arms like that?
09:54Insecure about it.
09:55Well, I'm here to tell you, you got nothing to worry about.
09:58It's going to be sugar, delicious, sweet, and full of calories, baby.
10:03It's so daring to me. It's just something I would never do.
10:06All right, ladies. It's time to ditch your quick drag and get ready for your first lady lesson.
10:17Allow me to introduce our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
10:23Good morning, girls.
10:25Good morning, Lady Bunny.
10:27Bunny, do I detect a little bed head?
10:30Why? Did I miss a spot?
10:34No, not at all.
10:37Bunny, I want you to show these women how to overcome hat head using fake hair.
10:43Ladies, learn it and learn it well.
10:45For today's lady lesson, let's turn to the Drag U handbook.
10:52Here's hunky hair expert Jesse Jordan to show you how to get great head.
10:56I mean, as in hair.
10:59Hello, ladies. These are just some of the fake hair solutions to fix any of your hair problems.
11:03All right, lovely. Let's see what you're hiding underneath your chef's hat.
11:08Put it back on.
11:10All right, lovely. What's one of your main hair issues?
11:12I just need something new and fresh.
11:14So let's try something easy, like a clip-on bang.
11:16Okay.
11:17Just going to add a little hairspray.
11:20Just one snap.
11:21Okay.
11:22Real easy snap.
11:24Just dial it into place.
11:25Okay, Rhian.
11:27That's adorable.
11:28Do you think that's something you can do after leaving the bakery?
11:30I definitely feel that I can do this.
11:32Quick, easy, simple.
11:34You gave some great tips, and then we'll go out together.
11:36Right now.
11:37Okay.
11:38Let's go.
11:38All right, there's a class in session.
11:41Next up, Marilyn.
11:43I'm going to suggest a fall.
11:44It's a fun, temporary look.
11:45We're going to mix it with your natural hair to give you a nice, long look.
11:48You really need to blend in where the fall is and where the natural hair begins.
11:51So I'm going to tease the hair around the fall to give it the illusion that it's actually
11:54your hair.
11:54Do you think you can do this when you finish working?
11:56Yeah, I think I can do this.
11:58I love the fall that Jessie adds to my hair.
12:00Ooh.
12:02Hmm.
12:02I've just had my hair in a ponytail probably since I was about 12 years old.
12:06I've never done anything to it.
12:08Do you have a brush?
12:13If you want to have fun, you can have these fun, colorful clips from Perfect Locks.
12:17Pink, purple, put some blonde in there.
12:19Just change it up a bit.
12:20It's really easy.
12:20You can just find a place that you want to put them in.
12:22Fun, different.
12:24What do you think?
12:25Very different.
12:28The color clips, I really might try them for my husband.
12:30He might like it.
12:31Now, fake hair doesn't have any of the natural oils in your scalp, so you will need a spray-on
12:36conditioner.
12:37All right, ladies, spray your hair using Total Results Two-Phase Moisture Treatment by Matrix.
12:43Let's see a sexy hair shake.
12:46Whip your hair like you're Willow Smith.
12:49You know, Jessie, my wig is very fried.
12:52Why don't you follow me to my office and we'll make things moist?
12:56And that's today's lady lesson.
12:59Bye!
13:00Bye, lady bunny.
13:01Coming up.
13:02Stop making excuses for this.
13:05Fight this battle.
13:06Take the ball by the balls and make it happen.
13:10This is a little bit of a struggle.
13:12And now a word from the president of DragU, RuPaul.
13:16Shilarious.
13:18Is shilarious A, a disco dance move?
13:21Oh, my back.
13:21B, something drag queens find funny?
13:24Or C, a highly contagious STD?
13:28The answer when we return.
13:30DragU, are you ready for me?
13:34So what does shilarious mean?
13:37B, something drag queens find funny?
13:40Elizabeth Berkley's performance in Showgirls is shilarious.
13:45This has been a word from President RuPaul.
13:47It's a miracle, drag you.
13:55How are you feeling about your Dragulator look?
13:57I'm loving the look, but I'm kind of nervous about, you know, how super tight it is and how super
14:03cinched in it is.
14:04I don't know if I can, like, pull off that look, you know what I mean?
14:07Girl, I promise you, if I can pull it off, you can pull it off.
14:10And I wasn't born this way.
14:12Okay.
14:13I dislike my tummy right now.
14:15It needs to be a little smaller, a little tighter, a little more fit.
14:19That is my mission, is to make Miss Chef Lovely confident with her size, her midsection, and her shape.
14:24So Bitsy Sprinkles, what do you think about your Dragulator look?
14:28I love the colors.
14:29I like my makeup.
14:31I'm not so sure about the cleavage, though.
14:34Really?
14:35Right, it's great.
14:36It looks good on Bitsy.
14:38There's a little magical piece of undergarment that is the secret to your success.
14:45Yeah?
14:46Yes.
14:46This looks like your Dragulator picture.
14:48I'm kind of scared to show off my arms.
14:50Why?
14:51I just want to be able to be confident and feel like I look really good.
14:54comfortable with him.
14:55I just don't know how to break out.
14:57I just don't know how to get out of my shell.
14:59It's no more Sarah.
15:01This is your diva moment.
15:02I want you to put this on and walk for me for a second.
15:05Just, ooh.
15:07Ooh.
15:07Yes.
15:08Yes.
15:09And flirt with them.
15:12Serve it.
15:13Oh my gosh, girl, you are letting me have it.
15:15Courses have a way of making you feel sexy and bringing your sexy back.
15:19I'm ready.
15:19Breathe.
15:19Take your last breath, darling.
15:23Turn for me.
15:24Turn for me.
15:24Play with it.
15:25Play with it, girl.
15:27That was not sexy, girl.
15:30Look at this waistline coming in.
15:32Look at this.
15:32Look at the girls.
15:33Oh my God.
15:34Grab them.
15:35Those are yours, girl.
15:36Be proud.
15:38Perky bosoms.
15:39Perky.
15:39I think this is going to be a hoot.
15:41Give your shoulders up.
15:42Yes.
15:43I have candy glaze, bitch.
15:44And my bakery is open for business.
15:46I did it.
15:51Hello, Ladykins.
15:52Hi, Ru.
15:54You're born naked and the rest is drag.
15:56So I'm here to help with your everyday drag looks.
15:59Let's start with Chef Lovely.
16:02This is your current everyday drag look.
16:05Oh, I think I just lost my appetite.
16:08What's that?
16:08Here are two new options and you get to choose one.
16:13Delicious.
16:14A blouse with a pencil skirt belted to cinch your waist and jazzy pumps or mouthwatering.
16:21A shift dress with a beaded necklace that softens your curves.
16:25Choose wisely.
16:26Up next, Marilyn.
16:28This is your current everyday drag look.
16:31Uh, waiter, check please.
16:34Now, here are two new options.
16:37Tasty, a slimming cocktail dress with classic jewelry and a platform ankle strap.
16:44Or yummy, a black peplum dress with a cropped jacket to highlight your waist and gorgeous black platforms.
16:53I can't wait to see what you pick.
16:55Okay.
16:55Last but not least, Sarah, this is your current everyday drag look.
17:00Nightmare on Elm Street.
17:03Now, here are two new options.
17:06Scrum chest, a tuxedo jacket over a slinky party dress with hip platforms to show off those gorgeous gams.
17:15Or sweet, a sundress that reveals your great neckline and arms and studded gladiator sandals.
17:23What do you think, Sarah?
17:24I love them both.
17:25These are two colors that really work with your skin and your coloring.
17:29Alexis, who provided these fabulous fashions?
17:33Donna Morgan, of course.
17:34Of course.
17:36Ladies, your homework assignment is to pick the outfit that pushes your boundaries and leaves the falcatee gagging.
17:43In a good way.
17:44But now, put on your shoes and meet me at dance class.
17:50What?
17:51Where are my girls at?
17:53Make your heels clap.
17:57Class, I'd like you to meet our dean of dance, Candice Cain.
18:00Hello, ladies.
18:01Hi.
18:02Candice, what song have you chosen to set these women free?
18:06Well, Ru, I thought it would be really fitting if we used the song Milkshake by Khalees.
18:12Perfection.
18:13Milkshakes go great with cupcakes.
18:16I'm scared.
18:17Class, Candice will also be judging your final performance.
18:20And she don't want to see no half-stepping.
18:22Oh, come on.
18:22I am so intimidated right now because last time I went dancing was never.
18:28Let them have it.
18:29Now, remember, you guys are drag queens.
18:32The one thing about drag queens is that they have to walk out this door full self-confidence and knowing
18:38that you are supposed to be on this stage.
18:40And I want to see you walk down to the end of this runway.
18:43At the end of the runway, I want to see a little move.
18:46Shake it.
18:47Work it out, girl.
18:49Performing in front of a live audience, everyone's there watching you.
18:52They're judging you.
18:53So I'm very nervous, but I'm going to put on the show of a lifetime.
18:58I want to see diva.
18:59This is my diva.
19:00I want to see a little bit of attitude.
19:03Or elegance, if that's how you give attitude, if that's what you're doing.
19:07Dancing for me can be difficult because it's hard for me to let go.
19:11Yes, mom.
19:12Good job.
19:13Stop that runway.
19:14Yes.
19:15Give me diva, baby.
19:17Mm-mm.
19:17You're doing it.
19:18Oh, we're going to snap.
19:20Baby milkshake?
19:21Oh, we got that down.
19:23And milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
19:26Milk the cow that way, milk the cow that way.
19:29I'm a little concerned because Marilyn's not really all that enthusiastic.
19:34Roll the pin, roll the pin, and shake.
19:37There's always one, right?
19:38You'll get it.
19:39Marilyn is having a hard time with the movement because she just can't let go.
19:44You just need to really work that sex.
19:47This is a little bit of a struggle.
19:48Stop making excuses for this.
19:51Okay.
19:51You need to stop saying, I'm sad, I can't do it.
19:54You can do this.
19:55Fight this battle.
19:56Take the ball by the balls and make it happen.
20:00Candice tells me I need to stop being sad, and I'm really trying.
20:03That it's hard to have fun.
20:06Is it uh or is it uh?
20:08It's uh.
20:09Marilyn needs to find her raunch.
20:12Girl, work this stage.
20:14It's not drag and diva and powerful at all.
20:18And I'm like, oh.
20:20Coming up.
20:21Rawr, rawr, rawr.
20:23Let me.
20:23Can you change my litter box?
20:26That is crazy to me.
20:28Rawr, rawr.
20:32Rawr.
20:33You can do this.
20:34Yeah.
20:36Here's a drag queen tip about using tan in a can.
20:39Does your spray tan give you splotches and streaks instead of a healthy glow?
20:43OMG splotches!
20:46Yuck.
20:47Instead, prepare your skin by scrubbing all over with a loofah.
20:51Mix your self-tanner with an equal amount of moisturizer.
20:54And rub evenly.
20:56Mmm.
20:57Rubbing.
20:58I love this part.
20:59Mmm.
21:00Fun kiss, darling.
21:02I'm Professor Willem, and that was your drag tip of the day.
21:05You're welcome.
21:07Drag you, are you ready for me?
21:11It's a miracle.
21:13Drag you.
21:18Uh oh.
21:20I am.
21:20It's a medicine.
21:21Uh oh.
21:21I forgot it.
21:23I am.
21:23I'm the only one.
21:24I'm twice your age, and I've had a disadvantage here.
21:26Y'all better bring it, bitches, because I'm bringing it.
21:29I think Chef Lovely is my biggest competitor because she is a great dancer, and I am still
21:34struggling.
21:35Oh my gosh!
21:37Yay!
21:38It's Drag-uation day.
21:40Hi!
21:40What's going on?
21:41Oh, hi.
21:45Yesterday I noticed Candace kind of called you out.
21:47Yeah.
21:48I'm trying really hard to do the whole sexy thing, and it's...
21:51You don't feel sexy?
21:53No.
21:54You about to show out.
21:55It ain't no time for no insecurities and fear.
21:58I want you to shimmy and scream and let all of that frustration out.
22:02Scream.
22:03Ah!
22:04Ah!
22:05Ah!
22:06I want you to feel sexy.
22:08Okay.
22:08Imagine you're in your husband's bedroom and it's a giant stripper paw.
22:12Yes!
22:12I want you to point at me and touch them.
22:15Touch them.
22:16I want you to feel your body.
22:17Sexy.
22:18Sexy kiss.
22:18Ah!
22:21I came to drag you to feel sexier for my husband, but the sexy's just not coming out.
22:29Come on in.
22:30Have a seat.
22:31How's it been?
22:32I'm learning a lot about what I need to work on.
22:35Like what?
22:35I spend all of my time and energy into my business.
22:38And I'm happy there, I'm confident, and I'm successful there.
22:42When it comes to my personal life, I give it no thought.
22:45Right.
22:45My friends are getting married and having babies and, you know, doing all these things
22:50that I still want, but I don't know how to bring it all together yet.
22:55You can have it all.
22:56You can have the business, you can have the love life, you can have the personal life.
22:59And the same chutzpah it took you to start a business, become successful, and to utilize
23:04your talent, you have to put that into your love life, into your personal life.
23:08Yeah.
23:09You are a 21st century woman.
23:12You can do this.
23:14Okay.
23:14All work and no play makes lovely a bitter cupcake.
23:19Remember to sprinkle a little sugar sensation.
23:22Ooh, it's so sweet.
23:24Thank you for all the fantastic words.
23:26I'm going to take it, and I'm going to bring it on this stage.
23:29Good.
23:30This is about letting yourself go.
23:32Top of your lungs, scream.
23:35It's not going to come out.
23:37It will come out.
23:38Ah!
23:38This isn't going to work for me.
23:40I'm not going to be able to scream.
23:41Why?
23:41Because I'm just not.
23:42I just...
23:43It's drag.
23:44It's over the top.
23:45I don't know why I can't scream.
23:47So on your husband, I want you to look at me as this baby.
23:51I feel like a kitty cat.
23:52Baby.
23:53Tonight, I feel like a kitty cat.
23:55Meow.
23:56I need you to get meow.
23:57Meow.
23:58Go to the floor.
23:59Loose it up.
24:00Loose it up.
24:00Meow.
24:01Meow.
24:01Meow.
24:02Can you change my litter box?
24:05Say it to me.
24:06Meow.
24:06That is crazy to me.
24:07Baby.
24:08Can you change my litter box?
24:10Yeah.
24:11And then do it to me.
24:12Go like...
24:12Meow.
24:12Meow.
24:13I can see Sarah's kitty cat coming out.
24:16Meow.
24:16Be careful.
24:17She's scratched.
24:18How's it going out there?
24:20It's a little nerve-wracking.
24:21How?
24:21I'm being challenged a little bit with the dance.
24:25I haven't danced in so long.
24:27Oh, that's a real crime.
24:28Yeah.
24:28It's been a tough year or so.
24:30You've divorced your husband.
24:31Well, we're actually still separated.
24:33We're going through the divorce.
24:34Yeah.
24:34But it's hard accepting that change in the relationship.
24:38If you want to be at peace, you will accept that change.
24:42I'm going to try it.
24:43Do it.
24:44Because this life is so precious.
24:46And you don't want to waste any time.
24:47You're beautiful.
24:48You have so much talent.
24:50You're vibrant.
24:51And let me tell you something.
24:53Your cupcakes ain't dried out yet.
24:55They are still moist and delicious.
24:59Dried out cupcakes are a sin.
25:01That should be your mantra.
25:02Let me hear you say it.
25:03My cupcakes are moist and delicious.
25:05My cupcakes are moist and delicious.
25:08Betsy Sprinkles, how are your cupcakes?
25:10They're moist and delicious.
25:14Leaving Rue's office, I felt confident.
25:17And, you know, I am ready for some joy and laughter.
25:20I've got a little treat.
25:23You're making me nervous right now.
25:25What are you about to have me do crazy on this stage?
25:27I was like, what will make the judges eat you up even more?
25:30Okay.
25:31A lollipop.
25:32I have a little trick that I do with a lollipop.
25:35You're married, aren't you?
25:36I am.
25:36Where is your husband?
25:37He's in the service?
25:38He works for the army, but he's deployed right now.
25:40And is your husband hot?
25:41Oh my, I think he's gorgeous.
25:43Is he sexy?
25:43Yeah.
25:44Do you feel like you're sexy for him?
25:45I want to be.
25:47I don't feel like I've given him enough of me just because I'm so uncomfortable with everything.
25:52Let me tell you a secret.
25:53In a marriage, if you can do a little bit of role playing, if you can introduce Candy Glaze,
25:59Candy Glaze will give you carte blanche to behave any way you want and not feel embarrassed about it.
26:05I can't wait to bring her home.
26:07Bring her home.
26:09Introduce her to your husband.
26:11He will love it.
26:12I know.
26:13And he is ready to take a big bite out of that cupcake.
26:16Cupcake.
26:20All right, kiddo.
26:22Getting ready for draguation.
26:24The pressure is on.
26:25I can feel it just breathing all on my neck.
26:28I hope that Drag U teaches my sister to put her work on the back burner and put herself first.
26:32Look at that.
26:33That is gorgeous.
26:35Fierce.
26:35That's why they call it Fierce Drag Jewel.
26:37I am ready to feel fabulous in my 50s, and I can see Bitsy coming out a little bit at
26:42a time.
26:43This corset from Corset Connection Baby will keep your double Ds lift and pushed and shoved.
26:48Do you feel sexy?
26:49I feel like a vixen.
26:51I hope Drag U teaches my mom to have fun, let loose every once in a while.
26:55I can't wait to see her sing and dance at Draguation.
26:57As I'm becoming Candy Glaze, I'm starting to feel excited.
27:00I'm starting to feel sexy.
27:01I really hope that Drag U just teaches Sarah to just love being the woman she is.
27:10Faculty, friends, and family.
27:12It's time to Drag Uate, bitches.
27:14Drag U, are you ready for me?
27:19It's a miracle. Drag U.
27:24Faculty, friends, and family.
27:26Please welcome your Drag U professors, Mariah, Latrice Royale, and Alexis Mateo.
27:31And the president of Drag U, RuPaul.
27:37Welcome to RuPaul's Drag U.
27:40Here to evaluate my girls are the faculty.
27:43Our dean of drag, the Lady Bunny.
27:46Our dean of dance, Candice Kane.
27:49And our visiting professor from the office, the gorgeous Angela Kinsey is here.
27:55This week, our class of cupcake queens were challenged to throw out their old recipe books and get a taste
28:02of something new.
28:03Now, Bunny, do you like cupcakes?
28:05Mm-mm.
28:05It's bad for the teeth.
28:08Now it's time to celebrate.
28:10Let the Draguation commence.
28:14Chef Lovely lost her way and became a workaholic.
28:17But she has found her sweet tooth, and now it's time to play and frolic.
28:20Ladies and gentlemen, Sugar Sensation.
28:36My business became my life, and I forgot all about me.
28:40But here at Drag U, this is my moment.
28:43I'm demanding success in all the areas of my life.
28:47I am, ha, ha, ha, sugar sensation.
28:52Work.
28:53Lovely you.
28:54Work.
28:54That's how you work.
28:55It's very clear that Sugar Sensation is in a league all her own.
28:59Marilyn got trapped by her business.
29:01Her life was in a freeze, but now she's ready to step out that kitchen to show off her double
29:06D's.
29:07Ladies and gentlemen, Bitsy Sprinkles.
29:23An empty nest and a broken marriage left me feeling insecure.
29:27But here I've given myself permission to become a sexy, successful, and single businesswoman.
29:34Bitsy Sprinkles is moist and delicious.
29:38My mom deserves an experience like this.
29:40She deserves the best.
29:42Make them eat it.
29:45Sarah is a loving wife who has forgotten how to flirt.
29:49But now she's looking yummy and ready to serve dessert.
29:53Ladies and gentlemen, Candy Glaze.
30:05I would love if Drag U could help Sarah overcome her insecurities.
30:10When I first arrived at Drag U, they told me my cupcakes were stale.
30:16But Candy Glaze, baby.
30:18She has the freshest cupcakes all around.
30:22Who wants a taste?
30:25Her look is right, her face is right, and everything else is just right.
30:32All right, Drag U, it's now begins your oral examination.
30:36Sugar sensation.
30:38Yes, Ru.
30:39What was the most challenging part of your transformation?
30:42Loving my curves.
30:43Coming into my curves.
30:44Coming into all this womanhood and, you know, giving a little, uh, uh.
30:48I got a little more than they got, so I got more to get.
30:50Yeah.
30:50Oh, okay.
30:52In the Drag Lab, I gave you a choice between two everyday drag looks.
30:56And here's the look you selected.
30:59Oh, nice.
31:02Your brother, Buddha, is here.
31:04Uh-huh.
31:04Now, Buddha, is there anything you'd like to say to Sugar Sensation?
31:08I think you look great.
31:09I think you look wonderful.
31:10And I love you, sis.
31:11I love you, too.
31:13So, Falcati, what do we think of Sugar Sensation's drag transformation and attitude adjustment?
31:21You have a beautiful face with no makeup, so painted up professionally, you look gorgeous.
31:27I especially love your eye makeup.
31:29It looks absolutely stunning.
31:31And I think this is something that you should carry over into your everyday life.
31:35I will.
31:36Uh-huh.
31:36Up next, Marilyn.
31:38When you walked out on the runway, there was a little sort of a tippy-toe in your stride.
31:42Where'd that come from?
31:43It's the corset.
31:45Yay!
31:46Now, in the Drag Lab, I gave you a choice of two everyday drag looks.
31:51And here's the look you selected.
31:52Oh, wow.
31:54Yeah.
31:56Jess, what do you think of Bitsy Sprinkles?
31:58I could tell that having this drag on made you have some sort of confidence boost that I never expected.
32:04So, congratulations on that.
32:06And you look hot, Mama.
32:07I think you look awesome.
32:08And I think it's okay for moms to be sexy.
32:10I'm a mom.
32:11So, I'm like, go.
32:12Do it.
32:13Last but not least, Candy Glaze.
32:16Hello, Ru.
32:17Tell me about those parts of your personality that have come forward.
32:20It feels amazing.
32:21I don't know where they were hiding.
32:23They just came out and then all of a sudden, here I am.
32:28Now, in the Drag Lab, I gave you a choice of two everyday drag looks.
32:32And here's the look you selected.
32:35Oh.
32:36Now, judges, what do you think of Candy Glaze's drag transformation?
32:41I think Candy's like a tall, frosty glass of pink champagne.
32:46I thought you looked sort of like Marie Antoinette meets the street meets awesomeness.
32:52Ladies, it's time for your final drag examination.
32:55Whoever kills it in the group performance could finish at the top of her class.
32:59So, don't flunk it up.
33:03Drag U, are you ready for me?
33:06It's a miracle. Drag U.
33:13Falcatee family, friends.
33:15Tonight, our top Drag U will receive a prize packet that includes a $1,000 gift certificate from Overstock.com
33:24to kickstart her new wardrobe.
33:26Now, as president of Drag U, it is my honor to present the draguating class of Sugar Sensation, Bitsy Sprinkles,
33:34and Candy Glaze.
33:35Ladies, let them have it!
33:40My milkshake brings all our boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right.
33:45It's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge.
33:48My milkshake brings all our boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right.
33:53It's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge.
33:56I just wanted the thing that needs me
34:01But the blinds go crazy for
34:06They lose their minds
34:08The way I find
34:10I think it's time
34:12No, no, no, no, no
34:14I'm worried about
34:16No, no, no, no, no
34:18The boys are beating
34:20No, no, no, no
34:21I don't shake for the boys in the dark
34:24I feel like it's better than yours
34:26Damn right, it's better than yours
34:27I can teach you, but I have to charge
34:29My milkshake brings my voice to the guard
34:31I feel like it's better than yours
34:33Damn right, it's better than yours
34:35I can teach you, but I have to charge
34:37You want me to teach me
34:43Techniques that I'm free
34:45This was
34:48It can't be gone
34:49Just a biscuit dog
34:52Watch this one
34:57Thank you ladies
34:58Please wait backstage while the faculty decides
35:02Which one of you will drag you away with top honors
35:05Alright faculty, based on her DPA
35:08What did we think of Sugar Sensation?
35:11I think that she is very naturally pretty
35:15And that she looked pretty in this new look
35:19But I don't think that there was that much of a transformation in her personality
35:24Now were you surprised by the lollipop or was that your suggestion?
35:27That was not my suggestion
35:28I was surprised by that
35:29And I loved that
35:30I think that was great to add a little spice
35:32I think she's a performer
35:33She can sing, she can dance
35:35She has attitude and confidence
35:36And she takes over the stage
35:39Alright faculty, based on her DPA
35:41What did you think of Bitsy Sprinkles?
35:44She was a little lost with the choreography
35:46Did she milk anything?
35:48Did she sprinkle anything?
35:49If you were going to milk the cow in that outfit
35:52She was utterly fantastic
35:56You know my biggest struggle with Bitsy
35:58Was to get her to just let go and let loose
36:01Yes
36:01But I see it coming forward
36:03And I can tell that this, out of everyone
36:05Is really going to help her in her everyday life
36:07Now based on her DPA
36:09What did you think of Miss Candy Glade?
36:11I thought she came here to play
36:12And she discovered a side of herself
36:14And she really had fun with it
36:15She was a little off on her lip sync
36:17Yeah
36:17The dance
36:18She had a few stumbles here and there
36:19I'd say a B minus
36:22In the dance
36:23In the choreography
36:23Alright faculty, it's time for a decision
36:26I leave it in your capable hands
36:29Draguets, please report to the main stage
36:32All Draguets, please report to the main stage
36:39The faculty has compiled your final grades
36:42And we have a winner
36:45May have the envelope please
36:49The top Draguet of RuPaul's Drag U is
36:56Candy Glade
37:02Condragulations
37:03I can't believe I just graduated with top honors
37:06I guess all my milkshakes brought the judges to my yard
37:13In your face Mariah
37:14In your face Latrice
37:16We got this
37:17Bam
37:19Their husband is going to be so shocked
37:21When he sees how gorgeous and glamorous she is
37:23She looks so beautiful
37:24She does
37:24Who is going to be so thrilled
37:24May once
37:24Go to Ma Yoga
37:24It is not
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