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00:04What time did they say?
00:06Uh, they said 3.40.
00:08Oh, don't worry.
00:08We've still got ten minutes.
00:10These open house things never run early.
00:12It says two bedrooms, but the second room looks like my mum's walk-in wardrobe.
00:17Well, you did always want to walk in.
00:20There you go.
00:21Dreams do come true.
00:22Not much of a dream when you have to pay rent for a space to hang clothing.
00:27Look, don't forget, we've got other places to look at.
00:30We don't need to pick this one.
00:35I guess I'm a little worried that between the new rental and the wedding,
00:39we might be broke by the end of the year.
00:43Okay, but I've been saving a lot for the wedding, and I've already cancelled the band.
00:49I know, I know.
00:50And I really appreciate you making cuts here and there.
00:53But, I'm not sure it's going to be enough.
00:59We will make it work.
01:02I promise.
01:05Okay.
01:06I trust you.
01:07But don't go too crazy.
01:09I won't.
01:11Also, are you sure you don't want to merge our two bucks nights together?
01:15I mean, I'm not sure I understand why we're having them separate.
01:19We need to get up to separate shenanigans.
01:25Uh, shenanigans.
01:27Like what?
01:28You know, just like, stuff.
01:33Okay.
01:34Well, don't go too crazy.
01:36We seem to be married, remember?
01:39Oh, it looks like we can go in.
01:41Okay.
01:41Don't dress it!
01:42Wait, is that the punchline?
01:43I don't care.
01:44Sorry.
01:45Okay.
01:46Wait, wait.
01:47So, so we decided on triple A and co.
01:51Yeah.
01:51Can you get me a job?
01:53Well, no.
01:54Because your name doesn't start with A.
01:55So.
01:56Well, what about the Aang co?
01:58Why can't I be the co?
02:00Oh, you're right.
02:00We should get rid of that.
02:02You can come model for us.
02:04Oh, that, that, that, that, dude.
02:05He doesn't do that.
02:06Mm-mm.
02:07Hold up, Adam.
02:08You might be referring to the old clay.
02:10I would, I'd love to model for your double A company.
02:13Triple A.
02:14It's triple.
02:15Sorry.
02:15Sorry.
02:16Triple A.
02:18Sorry, Anthony and Ange, please feel free to call me anytime.
02:21All right?
02:22Well, we do have an underwear campaign for pump.
02:25True.
02:26You can do that.
02:26Yeah.
02:28Ah, fuck that.
02:32Oh, do you guys know when everyone else is arriving?
02:36Ethan's on his way, but Oliver's going to be late.
02:40Sorry, if, wait, does anyone need anything from the shops?
02:43I really need gum.
02:45Yeah, we're good.
02:46All good?
02:46Yeah.
02:47All right.
02:49Oh, I can't stay too much longer.
02:50I have to get to see some faces before I go.
02:52Oh, I'm sure they'll be here soon.
02:54But happy hour's almost over.
02:56Now, hence why we are here early.
02:57Boo, and boo to the rest for being late.
03:00Boo.
03:01Reliable prince.
03:03Reliable prince.
03:03Oh, look who's here.
03:05Did I miss happy hour?
03:07Yeah, lovely to see you too, Marco.
03:09Ah, same, same.
03:10It's been too long.
03:12So, did I miss it?
03:14You have about four minutes.
03:16That is all I need.
03:17Get in there.
03:19Whoa.
03:21Colin?
03:21Adam, hi.
03:22So good to see you.
03:23Yeah, you too.
03:25You're looking not as grown as I thought you'd be.
03:30You always were my most honest cousin, Adam.
03:33And thanks for inviting me.
03:34My first ever buck, so, you know, excited.
03:37Well, I mean, you're old enough to drink.
03:39You are old enough to drink now, right?
03:41Of course.
03:41Yeah, well, I thought it was only fitting that you were included.
03:43And hey, and thanks for coming out.
03:46I'm really sorry for your loss.
03:48It's all right.
03:49We're doing a ceremony for that, actually.
03:51You should come.
03:52It'd be good.
03:53Yeah.
03:54I'd love to be there.
03:55When is it?
03:56And next week.
03:57We'll organize.
03:58Tell me in.
04:00All right, would you like a drink?
04:01Yes, yeah, let's do it.
04:02Hey, everyone.
04:03This is my little cousin Colin from The Sticks.
04:06Hello.
04:07Hi, Colin from The Sticks.
04:08Give me one of those, please.
04:10All right.
04:11Let's do this.
04:12Let's do it.
04:13Cheers, cheers, cheers.
04:14Cheers, cheers.
04:17To Mallory.
04:19You all right?
04:20Maybe you're not old enough to drink just yet.
04:22Back to The Sticks.
04:23Back to The Farm.
04:25Oh, my God.
04:28I'm so young.
04:29I'm so young.
04:30I'm so young.
04:30I'm so young.
04:32Oh, my God.
04:37You made this one extra strong.
04:38Thanks, Dazzy.
04:43Oh, come on.
04:44That's actually right on point.
04:47Maybe it's time we move on to the next game.
04:51Or better yet, skip the games altogether.
04:54Now, this guy, he's great.
04:56Especially now that he's got his penis where it needs to be.
04:58But my abs are real.
05:06How much longer do we actually have to play this for?
05:08Why?
05:09You're not enjoying this?
05:10No.
05:12I haven't enjoyed anything tonight.
05:14It was nice the theater offered a host, but I was expecting a little bit more crazy
05:19and a little less kindergarten past the parcel.
05:28I don't even want to drink anymore.
05:31Is there anything I can do to help?
05:33Let's just get through this as quickly as possible.
05:38I wonder how Adam's doing.
05:40Oh, God.
05:42Oh, dear.
05:45It's not even yours.
05:48Okay, I'm having one more, and then I'm done.
05:51Oh, wait, wait, wait.
05:51No, we've got to wait for Clay before we do our shots.
05:54Put him back.
05:55Is he doing ones or twos?
05:57Well, he's doing what he's doing in there.
05:59Okay, can we please just not talk about this, okay?
06:01I'm a very visual person.
06:03Let's all just relax.
06:05Maybe I'll have his and mine at the same time.
06:11You do not seem like someone who's going to stop after two shots.
06:14I think you're a wild man.
06:16Have you booked a date for the wedding?
06:19Not yet.
06:19Most likely next year.
06:21If you need a groomsman, count me up.
06:24You're going to have to give me some conscious points
06:26if you're expecting me to fly back and forth so much.
06:31And how long are you here for?
06:33I don't know, about another week or so.
06:34Mum's got some family thing planned.
06:37Oh, that's really nice, Marco.
06:39She's really done a 360.
06:42It's a 180.
06:45Oops, yes.
06:48Okay, here's a big question.
06:49Who is wearing white athletic?
06:52Who do you think?
06:53I'm guessing Gabe is.
06:55I know.
06:57They both are.
06:58I saw them trying on suits last week.
07:01Yeah, it would just help.
07:03Very wedding.
07:05You know, on brand.
07:06But, you know, speaking of,
07:08no one tells you how expensive weddings are.
07:12Oh, I would have told you it is bonkers.
07:13So many hidden costs here and there.
07:15Wedding tax?
07:15It's real.
07:16I could do a speech if you like.
07:21Oh, thank fuck, Clay's back.
07:23Finally, finally.
07:26Guys, look who I just ran into.
07:28Hey, everybody.
07:31Josh?
07:34And he's back.
07:37What a surprise seeing you here.
07:39So good to see you.
07:42You look good.
07:44Thanks, Josh.
07:45And you look, um, well, I mean, you look, you look very, you look like you.
07:54Who is that?
07:56Um, I guess I'm going to use the fuck.
08:01How's Bubbles?
08:02We've just opened up our four Bubbles with more to come.
08:05That's very cool, Sally.
08:06Sounds like all your hard work is paying off.
08:08Thanks, Gabe.
08:10How about I get you another drink?
08:12I'm okay for now.
08:15What's that rom-com with Deadpool and he's getting married to Miss Congeniality with the snatched ponytail?
08:22Um, that is, uh, The Proposal with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds.
08:27Oh, I love me some Sandra Bullock.
08:30Don't judge, but I've seen Ocean's 8 and Speed 2 more times than I feel comfortable to admit.
08:39What is this?
08:41What's what?
08:42This, what?
08:43What's happening?
08:44I don't know.
08:45What?
08:50Oh, my gosh.
08:52Go, go.
09:04Don't miss out!
09:08Don't miss out!
09:09Don't miss out!
09:17Oh!
09:18Woo!
09:23Woo!
09:28Let's go!
09:30Yeah!
09:31Yay!
09:38Woo!
09:40Jumping.
09:49Yeah!
09:53Go!
09:55Woo!
10:05Oh!
10:06Oh!
10:09Yeah!
10:11Get the show off!
10:12Yeah!
10:18How's that plan, John?
10:21Drop up!
10:24Yeah!
10:36Oh!
10:38Is that a whole heap?
10:41What the heck?
10:47Joesca!
10:49Come on!
10:51Okay.
11:15Drop it.
11:22No, no, no, no.
11:24Oh, yeah!
11:26Come on!
11:30Yeah!
11:31Oh, my God!
11:33Oh, my God!
11:35Are you all right there, Gabe?
11:37I'm tired.
11:40So, are you here full-time now?
11:42Yeah.
11:44Coaching under-16s.
11:45Oh, how's that going for you?
11:47You know, it's actually made me realise a lot about myself.
11:51The whole famous footballer wasn't really going for me.
11:56I think I'm a little more low-key.
11:58Heck, I could have told you that four years ago.
12:01But that's cool.
12:02I'm glad you found something you're enjoying.
12:04Thanks, Adam.
12:09So, Bucks.
12:11Bucks.
12:12When did you propose?
12:14I actually proposed to him about a year ago.
12:18That is very Adam of you.
12:21You always knew what you wanted.
12:23I never thought I'd be getting married so young, but...
12:27It's been such a beautiful experience and I'm excited to grow old with him.
12:31Well, say hi to Gabe for me when you see him next.
12:35Well, not sure I'll mention this.
12:39Why not?
12:41Well...
12:42Um...
12:43The last time I saw you, it caused a bit of drama.
12:47Right.
12:48The whole...
12:50Just goodbye thing.
12:53Yeah, but...
12:54It was actually more so that I hid it from him.
13:00Well...
13:00You've got nothing to hide.
13:03We ran into you.
13:04Nothing happened.
13:06And that's that.
13:08Yes.
13:09You're right.
13:11I don't know what I'm thinking.
13:12I don't know why I wind myself up so much, Josh.
13:15Well, you're here to like, unwind me.
13:17Calm down.
13:17Yes, that's the one.
13:19Yeah.
13:19I'll tell them tomorrow.
13:21And I won't kiss you goodbye tonight.
13:23No.
13:25No.
13:26No, no, no.
13:27Sorry.
13:28That was like...
13:28That was a lot.
13:29You like leaned in and then brought back memories.
13:31So let's...
13:31No.
13:32None of that.
13:33No goodbye.
13:33But you do know, Josh, that you could kiss anyone else you like tonight.
13:37Nah.
13:38Nah, I couldn't.
13:39Really?
13:40You're still doing the no I couldn't shtick?
13:42Come on.
13:42You're like one of the best looking guys in here.
13:46No, I couldn't.
13:47Ten bucks says you do it in the next five to ten minutes.
13:54See you in ten.
13:55See you in ten.
13:59I'd like to set up the camera so we can get the wedding in a wide and in a close
14:03-up.
14:04That sounds nice.
14:05Babe, are you okay?
14:09I think so.
14:10If you need a chat about anything, I'm here for you.
14:16I love Adam.
14:18We all know that.
14:20What's up?
14:22Nothing now.
14:23Just...
14:23Before.
14:26I'm upset with myself.
14:27I got way too excited with that stripper.
14:30You're just a guy.
14:31Don't think too hard about it.
14:32No pun intended.
14:35I guess.
14:36Look.
14:37You love Adam.
14:39That's all that matters.
14:43Thanks, Mike.
14:44You're alright.
14:46Thanks for the chat.
14:47No worries, babe.
14:49And why don't I help you clean up a little bit?
14:52I...
14:52would love that, actually.
14:54And I think Theo would too.
14:56Theo likes a lot of things.
15:00Okay.
15:00I'm gonna start there.
15:01Okay.
15:25I love dancing, man.
15:27I know.
15:28Me too.
15:28It's fun out.
15:29I really love dancing.
15:30I know.
15:31Me too.
15:32But, like...
15:33Why do I do this every week?
15:35Well, I imagine it's because you have jobs and partners and responsibilities that you have to be attending to.
15:42Yeah, right.
15:42But, like...
15:43Still, I need to do this one.
15:45Do what more?
15:45Dance.
15:47I have not this good in years.
15:49It's like...
15:50It's like special or something.
15:51Yeah, it's probably because most of the guys in here want to fuck you.
15:55Yeah, you're probably right, Mr. Adam.
15:58It happens.
15:59I love you, bro.
16:00I love you too, bro.
16:02I love you too, bro.
16:03I love you too, big shit little bro.
16:06We should do shots.
16:07I love you and all, but, um...
16:09Also, I can't even feel my face.
16:11I'm not gonna do that.
16:12Okay, let's get you on the waters.
16:19I can't believe you smacked that ass like that.
16:23Yeah, well, I asked for crazy and I got it.
16:27So, there you go.
16:29Did you have a fun time?
16:32I did.
16:33It was nice to party one more time before we move out.
16:37I had the same thought too.
16:40Nearly like a little going away party.
16:46I'm gonna miss this place.
16:50Same.
16:52But it's time for new beginnings and I just can't wait to start traveling.
17:00Let's talk more in the morning or...
17:02Afternoon.
17:05Good idea.
17:07Good night, Kate.
17:08Good night.
17:12Good night.
17:13Ladies and gentlemen and everyone in between, welcome Memphis to the stage!
17:20All right, guys.
17:22Relax, relax.
17:23I've got a very special gift for you all tonight.
17:26A little birdie told me that it's a very special person's box party tonight.
17:31Isn't that right, Adam?
17:34Oh, darling, come up here.
17:36Come up here.
17:38Get off!
17:39Get off!
17:40Get off!
17:40Get off!
17:42Adam and everyone, we're gonna play a little game and the winner gets a $100 drink spa card.
17:47Does that sound good?
17:49Amazing news.
17:50You have to unfortunately take off your shirt as the game gets very messy.
17:54Are you comfortable with that?
17:56Let's do it.
17:57Amazing!
18:05There we go.
18:09Now I'm gonna get you to put this blindfold on, Adam.
18:13One thing on, another thing off.
18:16I know, it gets crazy, but don't worry, you'll be safe in my hands.
18:20I trust you in your hands.
18:23Speaking of hands, Adam, how many fingers am I holding up?
18:27Twelve.
18:28Amazing.
18:29To get this game started, I need two volunteers.
18:32Someone who wants to win a $100 drinks card.
18:34All right, you darling, come on up.
18:38And anyone else?
18:43Now are you feeling artistic tonight?
18:46Yep.
18:47Amazing.
18:48And what are your names?
18:49I'm Ethan.
18:50Josh.
18:50Ethan and Josh, give them a round of applause.
18:53Beautiful.
18:54Now listen very carefully.
18:56You both have 30 seconds each to draw this picture on Adam's body.
19:01If you make a mistake, you have to lick it off and start again and keep going until Adam guesses
19:05right.
19:05Does that sound good?
19:08Nah, I'm out.
19:10I can't lick him.
19:13See, Ethan.
19:14I'll lick him.
19:16You know what?
19:17Come on up.
19:21What's your name, darling?
19:23Dylan.
19:24Dylan, are you feeling perfect to start?
19:26Yes, let's do it.
19:29And when I say go, your 30 seconds starts.
19:33And three, two, one, go!
19:43All right, we're done.
19:44Time's up.
19:45Dylan, I'm sorry you didn't win the $100 drinks card.
19:48Please tap down into the audience.
19:50Next up, we've got the fantastic Josh.
19:53Josh.
19:54Josh, are you feeling ready?
19:56Absolutely.
19:57Three, two, one, go!
20:15A cat?
20:16We've got a winner!
20:19We've got a half-scale award.
20:20Josh!
20:21Oh my goodness, congratulations, Josh.
20:24You have won a $100 drinks bar card.
20:26What do you think you're going to do with the money?
20:28I think I'm going to give this $100 drinks card directly to the buck for this wonderful night out.
20:34Such a philanthropist.
20:37Thank you, Memphis.
20:39Can someone help me clean this off?
20:41And not in a sexy way.
20:43It's sexy enough.
20:45All right, everyone.
20:46Thank you for the contestants, Josh, Ethan, and Dylan.
20:50Love that you love them.
20:52All right, now we're going to do a little number.
20:54And it starts with me doing the hokey pokey.
20:57Hey!
20:58Hello.
20:58Hi, David.
20:59Hi.
21:02How was it?
21:04Oh, it was, uh, it was, yeah, a really eventful night.
21:10Okay.
21:14Hey, uh, Gabe.
21:17I'm really sorry.
21:19Please don't be mad, but, um, while we were out, we kind of ran in to Josh,
21:25and then he joined in on the celebrations.
21:30Oh.
21:32And that was a coincidence?
21:35Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:36100% a coincidence.
21:38Nothing happened.
21:39I mean, there was an incident involving whipped cream,
21:41but, uh, there was no bodily fluids or anything like that.
21:44Um, yeah, no, it was...
21:47I didn't invite him.
21:48It just happened.
21:50It's okay.
21:51I'm not upset.
21:54Are you sure?
21:55You can tell me.
21:57No, Hunter, as you said, nothing happened, so it's all good.
22:02Was it fun?
22:04Yeah.
22:05Oh, yeah.
22:05No, it was...
22:06It was a blast.
22:07It's great to see Josh and Clay again, just like the old days.
22:11No, it sounds nice.
22:12Hmm.
22:13What about you?
22:14How was your night?
22:16Hmm.
22:17I was, you know,
22:19really chill.
22:20A bit boring.
22:23It was just really nothing much to write home about.
22:28Yeah.
22:28Not really anything.
22:31Yeah.
22:31That's a shame.
22:32Yeah, no, you did not miss anything, really.
22:35Yeah.
22:37Okay.
22:37All right.
22:38Hmm.
22:41Oh, it's good to see you.
22:43Yeah, you too.
22:45Hmm.
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