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00:21Hello, Crystal speaking.
00:23Ma, you know it's me.
00:25I do, but you need to know it's me.
00:27But I called you?
00:28Yes, but anyone could answer my phone.
00:32You're right.
00:33You and Paul do sound alike at times.
00:36Yeah, well, that won't be happening anymore,
00:39so no need to worry about that.
00:41Ma, did you and Paul end things?
00:43It was animadonical.
00:45Amicable?
00:47Yeah, what you said.
00:49So, Adam, how's the early moon going?
00:52I was just about to ask that,
00:54but I'm still confused about the concept of an early moon.
00:58It's just like a pre-wedding honeymoon
01:00so everyone can feel relaxed and ready to go for the big day.
01:05So, are you relaxed and ready?
01:09Uh...
01:09Not really.
01:11I mean, Gabe is still, like, really stressed
01:14about all the wedding plans and his new play that's coming up,
01:17so much so that he can't even stay up long enough for us to...
01:23Well, you know.
01:25Sexy time.
01:28Yes, well, that.
01:30Maybe it's time to come home.
01:33I hate to say this, but I think you might be right.
01:37Can you say that again?
01:38I might be right?
01:40Ah, yes, yes.
01:41Oh, you're so right.
01:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:43Get over yourself.
01:44See you later.
01:53This spa is so good.
01:57The spa is nice, but...
02:01What's wrong?
02:02Too hot?
02:03I can turn it down?
02:04I love the spa and the temperature of the spa.
02:08I've just been thinking.
02:11No.
02:12You're having second thoughts about the wedding.
02:15No, no, no, no, no.
02:16I love you, and I love that we're getting married soon.
02:19I was just wondering, if it's okay with you,
02:22maybe we could cut this early moon a little short?
02:26Really?
02:27I thought you were having a good time.
02:30I was.
02:31Why, I mean, I am.
02:33I just think there's just so much still to do with the wedding.
02:36And maybe it might be a little bit less stressful if we were at home.
02:42You've noticed my stress about the play.
02:46A little bit.
02:47And it's not because I fell asleep on you.
02:49Because, like, right before I did, you were looking so hot.
02:52So hot.
02:54I know I did.
02:55But no.
02:57I mean, we've had some time away,
02:58and I know how much you enjoy to be surrounded by your things,
03:02aka your really expensive stationery and highlighters.
03:06This is why I love you.
03:08I love you too.
03:12Well, can we go today?
03:15Today?
03:17Of course.
03:18What, you mean, like, right now?
03:20Well, I mean, like, after the spa.
03:22Yes, Gabe, you can enjoy the spa for a little bit longer before we go home.
03:26Great.
03:28I'm coming back.
03:29Yeah.
03:46Hello, you.
03:48Where the fuck have you been?
03:51Oh, well, I could say the same thing about you.
03:55You didn't call last week.
03:57You call me at the same time every week.
03:59Yeah, I told you.
04:01It's because I was on my early moon.
04:04Oh.
04:05I thought you were joking.
04:07I wasn't.
04:08And I did.
04:08But, you know, thank you for asking how it all went.
04:11Okay, so how was it?
04:14Yeah, we had a really good time.
04:15It was nice enough.
04:16But I'm like, I'm really worried about how much this wedding is all costing.
04:21Like, we might even have to move into my mum's place just to save some.
04:26Are you sure that's a good idea?
04:29We don't have much choice.
04:31But, you know, it'll work out for Theo, because he's been keen to travel for a long time.
04:36Ah, yes.
04:37How is Theodore?
04:38He's actually been getting a lot of sexy time of late.
04:42Oh, you slutbag.
04:44Ah, not with me.
04:48You know, I didn't ever tell you this, but I think I was in love with him for a little
04:53bit.
04:53Ew, what?
04:55Really?
04:55No!
04:56I'm just fucking with you.
04:58That's gross.
04:59Ha ha ha.
05:01Have you booked any dates yet for the Bucks party?
05:04I would love to book my flights early.
05:06Save some money if I can.
05:07Hold your horses.
05:10I'm almost there.
05:11I'll have something booked by tomorrow.
05:12Just, you know, there's only so many minutes in a day.
05:14Okay, Grandpa catchphrases much?
05:17And hey, look, I'm really sorry that we couldn't cover for the flights.
05:22Um, I mean, at this point, I'm not even sure we're going to have enough for a wedding cake.
05:27My hands are tied.
05:28Why don't you start an OnlyFans page?
05:31You can call it Hairy Leg Twink.
05:34Why is it that every time that I get on a call with you, I end up regretting it immediately?
05:40Hey, no, I thought your biggest regret was when you didn't say hello to Troye Sivan when you saw him
05:44at Melbourne Central.
05:45Oh, oh, oh, no, no, I can't believe you remember that.
05:51That, oh, that still haunts me to this day.
05:55Oh!
05:58Yeah.
05:59What do you think we should do next?
06:00Like a bit more of a, like...
06:02I'm thinking let's revolve.
06:03Jump in the cold.
06:05Yeah, if you jump in there, get that backlight going.
06:09Okay.
06:09Um, so you're saying you wanted to get some clowny ones?
06:13I can do that.
06:14Terrific.
06:15Let's see it.
06:16Yeah.
06:18Nice, nice.
06:21All right.
06:22Okay.
06:24We have over 200 shots now, so surely there's one you can use?
06:28Oh, my agent told me that I need four options.
06:32I'm sure we have 40 options now.
06:36Oh, have you seen the film yet?
06:38Oh, I haven't had a chance.
06:40I'm not great with scary films.
06:41Spike is already auditioning actors for his new film.
06:44Come on!
06:45Gabe is super happy that we have a filmmaker to shoot the wedding.
06:48Spike has some really interesting ideas.
06:51I'm still trying to think of a good wedding gift for you guys.
06:54Honestly, don't stress too much about it.
06:56No!
06:58This might sound weird,
07:00but I really want to give you guys the best gift out of everyone.
07:05And why would you need to do that?
07:08I...
07:11I've always struggled to find my place in life.
07:15Now I have this gift as an actor, thanks to you introducing me to Spike.
07:20It's been a great gift to my life,
07:22and now I'd like to top that for you.
07:26Oh, that's very sweet.
07:28Oh, maybe you could set up an interview with Vogue magazine?
07:31That would make us even.
07:34Vogue US or UK?
07:37It was a joke.
07:38I was joking.
07:39Oh!
07:39Okay, let's finish up here.
07:41Oh, okay.
07:42You sure you don't want that?
07:43I can get that.
08:00Adam.
08:02Yes!
08:03Last time I checked.
08:04Monroe.
08:05Nice to meet you.
08:06Likewise.
08:07Take a seat.
08:10Can I get you a water or a kombucha or a non-alcoholic cocktail?
08:14I'm fine, but thank you.
08:16Okie dokie.
08:16Let's get into it.
08:17So I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of your work,
08:21and condolences on Single Out.
08:23You know, the team here at Pump absolutely love that magazine,
08:26and I personally used to grab every issue.
08:28I really appreciate that, Mr Munro.
08:31Sorry, just Munro.
08:32Not Mr Munro, because that's your first name.
08:36Yeah, we had some good times for sure.
08:38Well, I come bearing great news,
08:40and there'll be more good times ahead.
08:42That's very exciting.
08:44What do you have in mind?
08:46We want you and your team to be the head of our new campaign.
08:50We think your work suits our style.
08:54Monroe.
08:55Yes.
08:56This will be our first campaign outside Canada,
08:59and we're targeting the Aussie market,
09:01but predominantly the queer Aussie market,
09:03and that's why we want you
09:04as our campaign head photographer.
09:08Sounds amazing.
09:10Thank you so much for this opportunity.
09:12Awesome.
09:13I'm going to give you some stock
09:15to get started with some inspiration.
09:17Yeah, that'd be nice.
09:19Can I keep them?
09:20Absolutely.
09:21So we'll talk to your team next week,
09:23and we'll work out a strategy moving forward.
09:25My team?
09:27I usually work solo,
09:29so what were we thinking I needed a team for out of Curiosity?
09:33This is a huge campaign across multiple platforms
09:36with a big investment.
09:38You've got a team, haven't you?
09:40Yes.
09:41My team.
09:42Of course.
09:43I have a team of people that do...
09:47team stuff.
09:48Team stuff, great.
09:50I'm excited to see your vision.
09:52Great.
09:53And all of a sudden,
09:53he's asking me for a team.
09:54I don't have a team.
09:55I work solo.
09:57So, are you free?
09:58No, look, Adam.
09:59Look, I'm sorry.
10:00I just, I can't take any more risks.
10:01But it's not taking a risk.
10:03Like, the money's really good,
10:04and it could lead to bigger and better things.
10:06I know this just looks like a florist,
10:08but it's so much more than that.
10:10We do so much more than math.
10:12I'm not really one for guessing games,
10:14but seeing as how much more it is
10:16than just selling flowers,
10:18why don't you enlighten me?
10:20Well, we sell...
10:22we sell happiness.
10:26Blink slowly with your left eye
10:28if you're in any danger.
10:33No, look, Adam.
10:34My boss is here, okay?
10:35And she respects me,
10:36and she cares about my well-being.
10:38You just don't know what it's like
10:40to be in a workplace
10:40where someone actually thinks
10:41you're an important part of the team.
10:43Okay, Ange.
10:44But if you change your mind,
10:46the offer still stands.
10:48Hey, Ange!
10:50I'm so sorry to interrupt,
10:52but I can't help but notice
10:53that this conversation
10:54has less to do with work
10:55and more about you
10:56pursuing a different career path.
10:58Oh, no, no, no.
10:59It's not like that.
11:00I'm all about supporting the women
11:02and their career goals,
11:03but not if you're going to screw me over
11:05and leave me short-staffed.
11:07Oh, no, no, no.
11:07I would never.
11:08I have my own personal needs.
11:10And I would like to not be here
11:1224-7
11:13if I can bloody help you.
11:14Yeah, understood.
11:15I was just showing you...
11:16Is it so much to ask
11:17that once a week
11:18I get to wake up at lunch
11:20and be lazy
11:21while I slowly nibble away
11:23at the pineapples
11:24on my leftover Hawaiian pizza?
11:26I know that sounds oddly Pacific,
11:28but I just really love pineapples.
11:31Do you know what I'm trying to say?
11:33Oddly enough,
11:33I actually do.
11:34Can you excuse me
11:35for just one second?
11:36When do I start?
11:37Hmm.
11:44Hey, Sunshine.
11:46What are you doing here?
11:49Come to see you, of course.
11:50Wanted your job back?
11:52Uh, not today.
11:53You know,
11:53I remember when you first started,
11:55you were so nervous.
11:56I was?
11:57Maybe just a little.
11:58And you know,
11:58then Gabe started a week later.
12:00Oh, yeah.
12:00I forgot about that.
12:02You know,
12:02I really miss those days.
12:04Yeah, uh, uh,
12:05could you just give me one?
12:06Sure, sure.
12:07It's so good to see you.
12:11If you take a picture of me,
12:13I will never speak to you again.
12:15So,
12:16how you been?
12:18Fantastic.
12:20Why haven't you been answering my calls?
12:23What part of mental breakdown
12:25was I unclear about?
12:27I don't see the point
12:29in having meaningless conversations
12:31about why the magazine failed
12:34and how it's all my fault.
12:36You know,
12:36I...
12:36It's getting old.
12:39And besides,
12:39you're doing fine without me.
12:41I see your chatty posts.
12:42Like,
12:44I always knew you'd make it.
12:47Hold up.
12:47Before you cry,
12:49let me just correct you
12:50by saying undoubtedly
12:51that it was not your fault
12:53and I'm not fine without you.
12:56I actually need your help
12:57with something big.
12:59Is that a...
13:00euphemism?
13:01Because I'll have you know
13:02I'm very happy with Spike.
13:03Very happy.
13:04It's very flattering.
13:05Seriously?
13:06I've got a job for you.
13:07It's a big campaign
13:08for pump underwear.
13:09And if all goes well,
13:10we might finally have something creative
13:12to work on again.
13:13I already have Ange on board,
13:15but I really need you
13:16to manage everything
13:17and keep us on schedule.
13:20I can't do this alone.
13:23Will you say yes?
13:26I need some time
13:27to process this information.
13:30Is that a yes?
13:31I need some time
13:33to process.
13:34That sounds like a yes to me.
13:36I need some time
13:37to process.
13:40Think about it.
13:43Go away!
13:57Push it away!
13:59Push it away!
14:00Push it away!
14:03Push it away!
14:04Push it away!
14:06Push it away!
14:08Push it away!
14:09Just get away!
14:09Just get away!
14:10Before it's the light!
14:12Push it away!
14:14Push it away!
14:14Push it away!
14:14Push it away!
14:15Just get away before it's too late
14:19Push it away to push you away
14:22Just get away from me
14:25I hope that we can go out on our own next night.
14:30All right.
14:31Why are we here?
14:33I have some big news.
14:36We know.
14:38Who told you?
14:39Mark, you texted us this morning.
14:41I have big news?
14:42With two exclamation marks, actually.
14:45Okay, well, don't freak out.
14:48It may come as a bit of a shock at first.
14:52You're not sick, are you?
14:53Oh, no, no, no, no, nothing like that.
14:55No, my breasts are checked in well, thanks to you, Adam.
15:02Can we move on, please?
15:05I'm selling the house.
15:07What? When?
15:09Before the end of the year. I'm out.
15:13You're out.
15:14Okay, but why?
15:17Because it's time for me to move on and fulfil my lifelong dream of living in my own apartment.
15:23Since when was that your lifelong dream?
15:26Since a few months ago.
15:27So a few months long dream.
15:30Does your lifelong dream include making me homeless?
15:33No, you wanted to get married, and that usually eventuates in you moving in with the person you are marrying.
15:41Yeah, but I haven't found anything yet.
15:44Everything is too expensive to rent, and I don't have the time to find something.
15:48Time is just a man-made contrast.
15:53Construct.
15:54I can't construct.
15:55Look, it'll all work out in the end, trust me.
16:01Oh, no.
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