00:04I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet.
00:06I mean, God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean, he had already named both my breasts.
00:14Oh, did I just share too much?
00:17Just a smidge.
00:20But David's like, you know, a scientist guy. He's very methodical.
00:23I think it's romantic.
00:24Me too. Did you ever see an officer and a gentleman?
00:28Yeah.
00:29Yeah. Well, he's kind of like the guy I went to see that with.
00:37Except he's smarter and gentler and sweeter.
00:41I just want to be with him all the time.
00:44You know, day and night and night and day and special occasions.
00:52Wait a minute. Wait. I see where this is going.
00:54You're going to ask him to New Year's, aren't you?
00:55You're going to break the pact. She's going to break the pact.
00:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00Yeah, could I just?
01:04Yeah, because I already asked Janice.
01:06Oh, what?
01:07Come on. This was a pact. This was your pact.
01:09I snapped, okay? I couldn't handle the pressure and I snapped.
01:12Yeah, but Janice, that was like the worst breakup in history.
01:15I'm not saying it was a good idea. I'm saying I snapped.
01:20Hi.
01:21Hi, hi, sorry, I'm late.
01:30Too many jokes.
01:33Must mock Joey.
01:37Nice shoes, huh?
01:40Ah, you're killing me.
01:43Oh, Ross.
01:44Look, he's playing with my spatulas again.
01:47Look, he's not going to hurt them, right?
01:49Do you always have to bring him here?
01:52Look, I didn't want to leave him alone.
01:54All right, we had our first fight this morning.
01:58I think it has to do with my working late.
02:01I said some things that I didn't mean and...
02:05He threw some feces.
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