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00:01Previously on Desperate Housewives...
00:03Hey, Maisie.
00:05Are you having an affair with my husband?
00:07Mistresses were confronted.
00:09Very good to be back.
00:10I'm on house arrest.
00:11It's a condition of my bail.
00:12How are you gonna work?
00:13I can't. I can't do anything.
00:14The table.
00:15The tables were turned.
00:16Lord, that's Angela.
00:17And secrets from the past.
00:19I'm afraid you're mistaken.
00:20My wife's name was Mary Alice.
00:21Caught up with everyone.
00:22You're such an idiot!
00:23And you're such a liar!
00:25Oh, and apparently a killer!
00:30Throughout even the most respectable of neighborhoods...
00:35you can hear the sound of scandal.
00:40Some scandals announce themselves with a shout.
00:43Ida!
00:45Ida, Greenberg!
00:46That is not your paper!
00:49Some...
00:50With a whisper.
00:51Throw me a 20 and I'll hook you up with free porn.
00:55And some with a bang.
00:59Get the hell out!
01:00Oh my lord!
01:01And once in a great while there comes...
01:05It's a scandal so deliciously sorted, its roar drowns out all other noise.
01:10So your husband, do you have any idea how many men pay for the privilege of sleeping in this bed?
01:15Well, there's not a lot of sleeping going on.
01:17Not if I'm doing my job right.
01:20So, how do you want to get started?
01:23With these.
01:25Well...
01:26That's gonna cost you extra.
01:28Maisie Gibbons, you're under arrest for...
01:30What?
01:31Please turn and place your hands on the bed.
01:34I...
01:35I'm sorry.
01:36I'm gonna...
01:37I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
01:38Now.
01:39Hey!
01:40What?
01:41I...
01:40Get off me!
01:41This is entrapment.
01:42Alright.
01:43You all are making us gigantic mistakes.
01:45Yeah, yeah.
01:46Hey fellas, here's one for your memoirs.
01:47Hey!
01:48Hey!
01:49Hey!
01:50Well...
01:51Ahh!
01:52Come on...
01:53No!
01:54No!
01:55Don't you touch me!
01:55Get your hands on me!
02:00This arrest of Maisie Gibbons would soon prove to be the shot heard round the world.
02:05You don't want to ruin that Maisie Gibbons.
02:10You don't want to ruin that Maisie Gibbons.
02:15You don't want to ruin that Maisie Gibbons.
02:20You don't want to ruin that Maisie Gibbons.
02:25You don't want to ruin that Maisie Gibbons.
02:30You don't want to ruin that Maisie Gibbons.
02:35You don't want to ruin that Maisie Gibbons.
02:40You don't want to ruin that Maisie Gibbons.
02:45Put me in here!
02:47It is often said that good news travels fast.
02:50But as every housewife knows, bad news moves quite a bit faster.
02:55Hey!
02:56You are not going to believe this.
02:59Maisie Gibbons was...
03:00It's arrested.
03:01You cannot be serious.
03:02Hey, did you hear about Maisie Gibbons?
03:03It's been a matter of course just this week.
03:04It's out here.
03:05Where is she at?
03:06Oh, Maisie Gibbons running in handcuffs.
03:08I would've killed to see that.
03:10I'll be right back.
03:11Ladies, please calm down.
03:14This is just...
03:15Just a precaution.
03:16If you'll just take a flyer...
03:17Hi, guys.
03:18What's going on?
03:19Oh, there's been an...
03:20An outbreak of headlights.
03:21Headlights!
03:22These flyers detail all the important information...
03:25concerning the situation...
03:27including the recommended delousing cones.
03:29Del...
03:30Do they have to make it sound so disgusting?
03:32Does anybody know where it started?
03:33I'm sorry.
03:34That's confidential information.
03:35Barcliff maintains a strict no-blame policy.
03:38Hey, guys, over here!
03:39I think Paris...
03:40My parents have a right to know who brought this into our school.
03:42Please calm down, ma'am.
03:44Our position is...
03:45is that there's nothing to be gained by pointing fingers...
03:47to identify the child who initiated the outbreak...
03:50might result in him or her being subjected to ridicule.
03:55I, um...
03:57Excuse me.
03:58If you'll just take a flyer...
03:59If you'll just take a flyer...
04:00Stop scratching now.
04:01Stop scratching now.
04:02Stop it, guys.
04:03Let's go, okay?
04:04Stop scratching.
04:05I mean...
04:06Stop, stop, just...
04:07Hey!
04:08See you later.
04:09Bye!
04:10Bye!
04:11Bye!
04:12Bye!
04:13Bye!
04:15Bye!
04:20Bye!
04:21Bye!
04:22Bye!
04:23Bye!
04:24Bye!
04:25Bye!
04:26Bye!
04:27Gabrielle!
04:28Bye!
04:29Bye!
04:30Bye!
04:31Hey Gabrielle!
04:32I think we got a problem here!
04:33I can't hear you!
04:34I said I think we got a problem...
04:35The water's backing up here!
04:36What?
04:37Sewage?
04:38What?
04:39Sewage?
04:40Aw, let's switch.
04:42Aw, let's switch.
04:43Aw, let's switch.
04:45So, uh, Mike, the suspense is killing us.
04:48Why don't you just tell us the bad news?
04:50Well, your outtake pipe's completely corroded.
04:52That's why it collapsed.
04:54I'm gonna have to tear it out.
04:55And re-pipe the whole system.
04:56And how much is this gonna cost?
04:58I'll do the job for you.
05:00It costs, but you're still looking at six, seven grand minimum.
05:04Okay.
05:05Well, we'll let you know.
05:08Um, if, uh...
05:10Money's an issue.
05:10Oh, no, no, no.
05:11It's not the money.
05:13It's just, uh, Carlos and I are trying to part...
05:15Prioritize some little things we need to do around the house.
05:17All right.
05:18And, uh, you know, consider sewage backing up in...
05:20...in the house of priority.
05:21It's definitely on the short list.
05:23Mm-hmm.
05:25Kind of surprised you called me.
05:30Why?
05:30Well, um, ever since my arrest...
05:33You know, nobody around here seems to...
05:35I don't want to have much to do with me.
05:38Innocent until proven guilty.
05:40Hey, my man.
05:43I hope he's more innocent than you are.
05:44I know.
05:45Hey, it's Lynette.
05:47I know you're down about this mic thing, but you...
05:50...gotta come to poker.
05:51It'll be worth it.
05:52I got dirt on Maisie Gibbons.
05:54I got dirt on Maisie Gibbons.
05:55Hey, Susan.
05:56It's me.
05:57Look, I really wish you'd return my call.
06:00We need to talk.
06:02I know I miss things, so...
06:03You okay?
06:04You okay?
06:05Hi.
06:07Hi.
06:08You know, I can stay home if you want.
06:10No, no, no, no.
06:11I know how much you were looking forward to this weekend with your dad.
06:14I'm fine.
06:15You don't look fine.
06:17Well, a little sad.
06:20Mike and I were just a fling.
06:22Not even a full fling.
06:24Sort of a...
06:25borderline fling.
06:27Mom, anyone can see how much you loved him.
06:29Well, I also loved...
06:30...junk food and I gave that up and I survived.
06:32There's your father.
06:33Go have fun.
06:35Last chance.
06:38You sure?
06:38I'm sure.
06:40No, go.
06:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:50Find someone else, Mom.
06:52Someone great.
06:54I know it.
06:55I know it.
06:56Let's go.
06:56Bye.
06:57Bye.
06:57Bye.
06:58Bye.
06:58Bye.
07:00You
07:05What's wrong, Rex? Didn't you enjoy your golf game with Dr. Wallace?
07:10I didn't play. I'm still feeling sluggish.
07:13Still? Did you talk to me?
07:15Yeah, of course. He doesn't understand why the medication isn't working and wants me to come in for a checkup tomorrow.
07:20I can see that Tish is making the round. She must have some...
07:25Juicy new anecdote. Now get her over here. I could use a funny story today.
07:30Tish! Tish?
07:33Oh, I can tell by that look on your...
07:35You've got something good. Now, come on, don't be selfish.
07:38Well, first off, you're not for...
07:40Macy Gibbons, are you?
07:44No.
07:45Thank God, because this is too good.
07:47Macy was arrested while Harold was...
07:50...at work. She was having sex with men in her house for money. Can you imagine?
07:55No, I can't.
07:58And that's not even the best part.
08:00Word is, she had a little black book with all her clients' names.
08:05So, uh...
08:08You think that'll get out?
08:09Of course!
08:10These things always do.
08:11Nancy, wait up.
08:12I can't wait until I tell you this.
08:13No, wait until I tell you this.
08:14No, wait until I tell you this.
08:16Well, you heard your funny story, Rex.
08:19Why aren't you laughing?
08:20Why aren't you laughing?
08:21I can't wait until I tell you that.
08:22I can't wait until I tell you that.
08:23That's what you're doing.
08:24I can't wait until I tell you that.
08:25You
08:30You
08:35Hello
08:37Hi Tammy. Yeah, can we see one of them?
08:40Yeah, here see it's this little white thing look it looks like
08:45It looks like a sesame seed. It's cool. Well, there's lots more with that
08:50No, I'm so sorry. He must be so disappointed, but look we'll get all the boys
08:55together once Topher's back on his feet
08:57Bye what Tammy want
09:00She's canceling Topher's birthday party on Sunday. He's come down with the measles, so
09:04Yeezle
09:05Huh? Yeah
09:07What Tammy?
09:10Shannon spent a fortune on Topher's party. She'd call in specialists from Switzerland before she'd let it be camp
09:15Okay, why would Tammy lie to us because she saw Porter's
09:20Scratching his head at school. They all did and now words getting around. Why is everything a conspiracy theory?
09:25I mean lots of kids get license. It's not that big a deal. Well, it is for the rich B.I.T.C.H.
09:29Is it
09:30It's been one day and they were disinvited to a birthday party if rumors
09:35start flying these boys can kiss campouts and pool parties goodbye
09:40Yeah, not so cool now, huh?
09:45It's all here appraisal title search and escrow documents again. I'm sorry about changing my mind
09:50But this just isn't really a good time to sell the house
09:52Zach's going through a lot and he wants to finish high school before moving
09:55I'll forget it as part of the business. I expect to get screwed over
09:59Now where
10:00is your house key?
10:01Oh, I must have left it at home
10:05I'll bring you by tonight. No one will be here. Zach's away on a school trip and I'm going to my pleasant business
10:10day just to drop it by tomorrow or I could just keep it
10:15What?
10:16It's a joke, Paul. I know your wife's dead and all but
10:20It's been six months. Lighten up
10:22Hello
10:23Felicia
10:25Felicia
10:26Edie
10:27I found this in my sister's things. It has your name on it
10:30My necklace
10:33Oh, you know
10:35I lent this to Martha three months ago and she said that it went down the drain
10:40I miss how we used to steal things from one another
10:43So Felicia
10:45I heard they have a suspect in your sister's murder
10:49Mike Delfino
10:50Oh, he didn't kill her
10:51But they found her jewelry in his garage
10:52But his fingerprints weren't on any of it
10:55Well, that just means he wore gloves
10:56So he's smart enough to use gloves, but
11:00He leaves her blood-spattered jewelry lying around for anyone to find
11:04Please
11:05Is that what you'd do if you killed someone?
11:08I don't know what goes to the mind of a murderer
11:10I'm just saying I wouldn't trust him if I were you
11:15Maybe
11:17That is lovely
11:19Is it an antique?
11:20Yeah, I think so
11:21You know, I know a story you would love
11:23It specializes in antique
11:25Jewelry
11:25It's in Salt Lake City
11:26Have you ever been to Salt Lake City?
11:28No, I try to steer
11:30clear of Utah
11:30It's a little too conservative for me
11:34Too bad
11:35Have you ever been pulled?
11:38No
11:39It's love
11:40It's lovely
11:41I used to live there
11:42When I was a nurse
11:45You should definitely go sometime
11:49Bye
11:50With no
11:55Indoor plumbing
11:55Gabrielle was now forced to improvise when it came to her personal
12:00hygiene
12:01Wherever and whenever she had the opportunity
12:05I'm sorry
12:09That's okay
12:10okay I was just about to give a Maisie Gibbons update guys we should be
12:14ashamed
12:15of ourselves for reveling in that woman's misery that being said Edie
12:20please continue well
12:23hi
12:25from a very reliable source that Maisie is going to cut a deal with the
12:28prosecution apparently
12:30she has some high-profile johns and the DA is looking for a second term
12:35don't get it I don't get who would pay Maisie for sex obviously someone
12:40is not getting it at home so the upshot is Maisie is going to turn
12:45over her little black book with all of her clients names
12:48really
12:50yep can you imagine the fallout when this goes public
12:53blood
12:55blood on the walls
12:58I'm all in
13:00I'll call
13:04Brie?
13:05uh what just happened?
13:10steaks were raised
13:13yes yes they were
13:15my fault
13:17my fault
13:18I can't believe how lucky you were today
13:20look had nothing to do with it
13:22I had crappy cards I was bluffing the entire time
13:24really?
13:25wow you're good
13:26that's the only nice thing I could say about my first husband
13:30he taught me how to bluff
13:31he played poker
13:32no he was lousy in bed
13:35I had to fake a lot of orgasms
13:40I had to fake a lot of orgasms
13:40You don't have to respond.
13:45So, uh, where was Susan today?
13:48Uh, I'm not sure.
13:50Wow.
13:52Tom must be great in bed.
13:53Huh?
13:55Obviously you have no idea how to bluff.
14:00Okay.
14:01She's going through something and I'm sure she'd prefer it to be private.
14:04She's upset with me.
14:05Mike, isn't she?
14:07Well, come on.
14:08I'm going to find out sooner or later.
14:10She's devastated about the breakup and she hasn't left the house in days.
14:15Well, why didn't you just tell me that?
14:18Because it's personal.
14:19It's the kind of thing.
14:20She would only want me to tell her friends.
14:22I'm Susan's friend.
14:25Well, I don't hate her.
14:29Edie, if you want me to share...
14:30...stuff with you, you're going to have to start being more supportive of Susan.
14:32Okay.
14:34How?
14:35What do friends do?
14:37They call.
14:38They're sympathetic.
14:40They ask about the pain the other person is going through and then they listen.
14:45Well, what if you want to be supportive but you just can't stand listening to people bitch?
14:50Then it's good to know how to bluff.
14:55Well, what if you want to do?
15:00What if.
15:01What if.
15:03What if.
15:04I don't know.
15:09Thank you!
15:11Congratulations!
15:14Angela!
15:16I know, it's very exciting!
15:19Thank you!
15:21I really think you deserve this award.
15:24Thank you!
15:29Thank you!
15:34Thank you!
15:39God, I have to go to the bathroom again.
15:43Go to Breeze.
15:44Been to Breeze twice today.
15:46Then go to Susan's.
15:47I hate Susan's.
15:48She has all these...
15:49weird scented candles.
15:50Her house reeks of apricot.
15:52Hose!
15:53Oh!
15:54You don't understand.
15:55I don't want to go to anybody's house anymore.
15:57I'm tired of knocking on your...
15:59making up excuses as to why we haven't fixed our plumbing.
16:01Why are you yelling at me?
16:03Because it's your...
16:04My fault?
16:05Yes.
16:06If you hadn't gotten yourself indicted, we would have pipes right now.
16:09Trying to make enough money to keep you happy.
16:11In case you hadn't noticed, you're a little materialistic.
16:13Oh, I'm materialist-
16:14When the Johnsons bought their new 7 Series, you were the one who went right in and traded
16:19into-
16:19Who ended up driving?
16:20You know what?
16:21I don't have time to fight right now.
16:24I have laundry to do.
16:25I have laundry to do.
16:29I found some cleaning in the room while leaving the floor.
16:30I didn't have a big deal.
16:31I just wanted to eat this.
16:32I don't even know what the team should do.
16:33Let's say that this is our plan.
16:34I don't know how to set it.
16:35Let's show up in the kitchen.
16:36Let's show up in the kitchen.
16:37The kitchen is on the kitchen.
16:39That's the kitchen.
16:40Let's show you how to set it.
16:42Make a lot of cookbooks that serve to the kitchen.
16:45That's how you stay.
16:46Let's cook it at the kitchen.
16:47There's a kitchen it.
16:48Let's cook it.
16:50Let's cook it.
16:51The kitchen is a kitchen.
16:52Let's cook it.
16:53They get a bath every night.
16:55Trust me, it's the ugliest 15 minutes of the day.
16:58I believe you.
17:01I keep thinking that maybe...
17:03It was the petting zoo that I took them to last week.
17:06That llama was really iffy.
17:08It doesn't work that way.
17:10Lice only spreads from human to human.
17:12Even the cleanest...
17:13This kid in the world can get it if he gets too close to the wrong kid.
17:16Really?
17:17Yes.
17:18So don't be so hard on yourself, huh?
17:20I guess.
17:21Still, I can't help but feel a little...
17:23guilty.
17:24After all, my kids started an entire lice outbreak.
17:28Look, your kids didn't start it.
17:33They didn't?
17:34No.
17:35I know for a fact that patient zero was another little boy.
17:38This is his fourth time with this particular problem.
17:41Ahh!
17:43There's a load off my mind.
17:46Ahh!
17:48I know.
17:53So which kid is it?
17:54I can't tell you.
17:56You know we have a no...
17:58blame policy.
17:59We have to protect the children.
18:01You understand.
18:02Of course.
18:03No, I don't.
18:04You're going to have to give me a name.
18:06No, I don't.
18:07You're going to have to give me a name.
18:08Mrs. Scavo.
18:09Here's the thing.
18:10Acting like parents won't assign blame is like...
18:13pretending they don't keep score at Pee Wee Lee games.
18:15It's human nature.
18:16If you don't give the mob someone...
18:18to blame, they'll pick a scapegoat.
18:19I can't let my boys pick a scapegoat.
18:21Please don't put me in this position.
18:22I...
18:23I'm begging you.
18:24They've already been uninvited from a birthday party.
18:26A really big birthday...
18:28with a bouncy house and a hot dog stand and a clown.
18:31I wish I could help you.
18:32For God's sake!
18:33There's going to be a magician.
18:35Tammy Brennan went all out.
18:38Tammy Brennan?
18:40Topher's mother?
18:41Yes.
18:43Well, isn't that interesting?
18:46Have a...
18:48seat.
18:49Meanwhile...
18:53at the Fairview County Prison, Maisie Gibbons was delighted to find out she had a visitor.
18:58But she was soon reminded one should always beware of visitors.
19:03wearing gift baskets.
19:04You've got to be kidding me.
19:05You've got to be kidding me.
19:07You've got to be kidding me.
19:08Hello, Maisie.
19:09Hello, Maisie.
19:13What?
19:14I appreciate it.
19:17Thanks a lot!
19:23I love you.
19:43Ta-da!
19:48Stuff like this is why I love you.
19:52Mmm.
20:02So?
20:03What brings you here?
20:04I need a favor.
20:06I thought as much.
20:07I heard-
20:08I need a favor.
20:09I thought as much.
20:11I heard-
20:12It's a little black book with the name of your clients in it.
20:17Here is.
20:18I was wondering if perhaps you could remove Rex's name.
20:22from that little book.
20:23Wow.
20:24That's a big favor.
20:25Those muffins-
20:27Those muffins better be really good.
20:31I have some-
20:32that I've been putting aside for emergencies it can be all yours if you
20:37just
20:37keep my mouth shut
20:39continue
20:42to be discreet
20:44gosh
20:46I don't know
20:47I don't think it's asking that much all you need to do
20:52is remove one little name
20:53but if I do it for you
20:55then I have to do it for all
20:57the other wives
20:59that wouldn't be fair now would it
21:01Macy
21:02please
21:03I mean we used to be good friends
21:05mom
21:06where were you when
21:07you were
21:07and Harold lost his job a year ago
21:09did you stop by to see if there was anything that you could do
21:12did you bring a big basket of baked goods when you knew we couldn't even pay our bills
21:16if you did
21:17those displays of friendship seem to have slipped my mind
21:22Macy
21:23I didn't mention it when you were having financial troubles because
21:27I thought it would embarrass you
21:30yes I would have been embarrassed but it would have been a whole lot
21:32better than the silence
21:35I have $14,000
21:37and that account
21:38it can all be yours
21:42I'm not interested
21:43I'm not interested
21:47but you do get credit for one thing
21:52you came to visit me
21:54even if it was for an ulterior motive
21:57none of the other girls in the club even bothered
22:00I've been abandoned
22:02I guess that's what happens when you become the town whore
22:06oh sweetie
22:08they didn't abandon you because you're a whore
22:11they abandoned you because you
22:12weren't all that nice to begin with
22:13you weren't all that nice to begin with
22:17you
22:22you
22:27who is it?
22:31who is it?
22:32it's Edie
22:33oh Edie not now
22:34I'm kinda busy
22:35hi
22:36or just come on in
22:37what are you doing?
22:38what are you doing?
22:39I decided that my life is
22:42way too complicated
22:43and so I'm simplifying
22:45I am getting rid of
22:47the clutter
22:48ooh
22:49I was on vacation
22:52made sense
22:53made sense at the time
22:55okay not to be rude
22:56but is there a reason you're
22:57here
22:58look
22:59I'm feeling badly about what you're going through with my
23:02like
23:03and don't worry I'm not going to date him
23:04it doesn't matter anymore
23:05well
23:06don't
23:07don't get me wrong
23:08I still have every intention of sleeping with him
23:10some mountains are just meant to be climbed
23:12I gotta learn to keep my doors locked
23:17how long have you been sitting here?
23:19I don't know
23:20five minutes
23:21give or take three hours
23:22that's it
23:23get up
23:24get dressed
23:25why?
23:26because you're
23:27coming with me
23:28it's time to get wasted
23:29happy hour started 45 minutes ago
23:31why would I go
23:32anywhere with you?
23:33because that's what
23:34normal women do
23:35when they get depressed
23:36they put on shorts
23:37they go to bars
23:38with their girlfriends
23:39maybe have one too many
23:40and then make out with some strange man
23:42in the back of a dark alley
23:44wow
23:45oh come on
23:47it'll be fun
23:48I swear
23:49come on
23:50come on
23:51why do you even care?
23:52I never said I cared
23:53it's just
23:55it's just
23:57well I
24:00I guess I know what it's like
24:01to have your heart stomped on
24:02okay
24:05okay
24:07alright
24:08give me a minute
24:09I'll go change my clothes
24:11and don't
24:12forget to do something
24:13with that skanky hair
24:14you're a little scary looking
24:17oh
24:18oh
24:19oh
24:20oh
24:22yeah
24:23what about him
24:24not my type
24:25oh
24:26look
24:27I know the pigments are slim
24:28but isn't there someone here
24:29that you're attracted to
24:30I hate them all
24:32look at them just leering at us
24:34they're so damn cocky
24:35like they know they have the upper hand
24:37what are you talking about
24:38we have the upper hand
24:39without us
24:40they have nothing
24:41maybe 15
24:42years ago
24:43not anymore
24:44now we're just lonely and desperate
24:45and they know it
24:46and they just sit there
24:47ready to pounce
24:49waiting for us to take any crumb
24:51they're willing to throw our way
24:52I don't want crumbs
24:55I want Mike
24:57hi
24:58um
24:59I'm gonna be spending the whole night with her
25:00so I'm gonna be needing a lot more
25:02I'm sorry
25:04it's so hard to find a guy like me
25:06it's so hard to find a guy like me
25:07Mike
25:08I know in my heart
25:09he didn't kill Mrs. Hooper
25:10okay
25:11let's see
25:12Mike's a peach
25:13and he didn't kill Martha
25:14who did?
25:15I don't know
25:16obviously
25:17somebody bad guy
25:18somebody really awful
25:19somebody like
25:20somebody like
25:22Paul Young
25:23Paul
25:24haha
25:27are you serious?
25:28I'm telling you
25:29he's hiding something
25:30he clams up every time we try to
25:32ask him about Mary Alice
25:34and then when we found out about Dana
25:37who's Dana?
25:38who's Dana?
25:39Paul and Mary Alice had a baby
25:41that died
25:42you're kidding
25:43Zach killed her
25:45holy crap
25:46who told you that?
25:47oh
25:48he said it was an accident
25:49but I'm telling you
25:50I think that's why
25:51Mary Alice was being
25:52blackmailed
25:53Mary Alice was being blackmailed?
25:54yeah
25:55the girls and I found a threat
25:57threatening note in her stuff
26:00what the hell kind of street do we live on?
26:02come on
26:03come on
26:07I'm thinking that the other day
26:09Paul was talking to Felicia
26:10and he was working overtime
26:12trying to make Mike sound guilty
26:13see
26:14shifting blame onto someone else
26:16that's glad
26:17classic criminal behavior
26:18but I'm telling you
26:19he's up to no good
26:20Zach and Paul are out of town
26:22maybe we should sneak into their house
26:23and do some snooping
26:24I have the key
26:25oh my god yes
26:26we should do that
26:27oh come on
26:28I was just kidding
26:29no
26:30this is our chance
26:31we should just go in for 10 minutes
26:32Susan that's breaking
26:32and entering
26:33Martha Hoover was your best friend
26:35if we could find out who really
26:37maybe we killed her
26:38wouldn't that be worth the risk?
26:42have a nice evening
26:44thank you
26:45thank you
26:47Serena
26:48hi
26:49how are you?
26:50good
26:51good
26:52I talked to Dr. Wallace today
26:54oh?
26:55he still has no idea
26:56why the medication
26:57isn't working
26:58he told me he's thinking of running more tests
26:59I told him
27:00I'm thinking about getting a second opinion
27:02Rex
27:06this might sound stupid
27:07silly but are people staring at us?
27:12yeah
27:14what's going on?
27:17well I could be wrong
27:18well I could be wrong
27:19but I suspect that
27:20Maisie Gibbons' client list has been
27:22released
27:27you think they're laughing at us?
27:30no
27:31I think they're laughing
27:32at you
27:33I think they feel sorry for me
27:34which is just as mortifying
27:36what are we gonna do
27:37we're gonna act like nothing is happening and
27:42then when we finish eating
27:43we're gonna walk out of here
27:44with all the dignity that we can muster
27:47please
27:49please
27:50let's go now
27:51oh no
27:52I refuse
27:52I refuse to give them this kind of satisfaction
27:54open your menu
27:55everybody's staring
27:56Brie it's humiliating
27:57well you should have thought of that
27:58before you left a personal check
27:59on Maisie Gibbons' nightstand
28:00alright
28:01you stay here
28:02if you
28:02you want to
28:03I'm leaving
28:04Rex
28:05if you walk out of this restaurant
28:06I will scream
28:07I will scream
28:08about your cruelty
28:09then I will scream about your infa-
28:11then I will scream about your infa-
28:12fidelity
28:13and then just to make sure it really hurts
28:14and then just to make sure it really hurts
28:15I will scream about your distasteful sexual habits
28:17you want to know what true humiliation is
28:20you just take one step
28:22we can find out
28:23there
28:24never Ausm Sandra
28:25is
28:26It's Ok
28:27It's Pretty
28:28Sorry
28:29what's wrong
28:30red
28:31is
28:32you
28:33you
28:34a
28:35I
28:36I
28:37I
28:38I
28:39I
28:40I
28:41I
28:43I
28:44I
28:45I
28:46I
28:47I
28:48I
28:50I
28:51I
28:51I
28:37So, what are you having?
28:41The veal?
28:42Looks good.
29:17I'm serious.
29:19There's something about this house that's just so cold and...
29:22Creepy.
29:23You couldn't tell when Mary Alice was alive.
29:26She just...
29:27She just brought so much warmth and light.
29:29You know, there's something...
29:34I can just taste it.
29:36Can't you sense it?
29:37The only thing I can sense is that you've had too much to drink.
29:39Oh, something happened in this house.
29:42Something so awful.
29:44We can't even imagine it.
29:47Ow!
29:48Son of a...
29:49Bitch!
29:50Are you okay?
29:52I just stubbed my toe.
29:54I...
29:55Oh, my God.
29:55Angela.
29:56Huh?
29:57Angela, that's what Mary Alice used to call herself.
29:59What are you talking...
30:00What are you talking...
30:00We heard it on this tape that Brie stole from her therapist's office.
30:03It's a long story.
30:04I'll tell you later.
30:04Oh, we've got to pop this.
30:05What are you talking about?
30:06We heard it on this tape that Brie stole from her therapist's office.
30:07It's a long story.
30:08I'll tell you later.
30:09Oh, we've got to pop this.
30:10What was that?
30:11I think it's Paul.
30:13You said he was going to be gone.
30:14I guess I was wrong.
30:15Hurry!
30:18I got the tape.
30:19Hi!
30:20Oh, oh, oh!
30:24Oh, oh, oh!
30:24Oh, oh, oh!
30:47Paul!
30:49Edie!
30:51I'm sorry. I see that you, uh, made it back from Mount Pleasant.
30:56Yes.
30:57What are you doing here?
30:59Oh, I came by to bring you here.
31:00Your key. I was just about to leave you a note.
31:02You're returning my key at 1130 at night.
31:05What the hell's going on here?
31:07You're right.
31:08We're too old to be...
31:10I'm playing games.
31:11What?
31:12My note was going to tell you that I, uh...
31:14I...
31:15I...
31:15I wasn't kidding this afternoon.
31:17I really would like to...
31:19Keep a key to your place to use if the mood strikes...
31:24You've been drinking.
31:27Just enough to get up the...
31:29Courage to tell you how I feel about you.
31:30You've been drinking...
31:31You've been drinking.
31:32Beautiful.
31:32I've been drinking.
31:33I got...
31:34I don't know.
31:35I don't know.
31:35I don't know.
31:36I'm not sleeping.
31:36I don't know.
31:36I don't know.
31:36I don't know.
31:37But...
31:37I don't know.
31:37Hmm.
31:42Hmm.
31:47Hmm.
31:52Hmm.
31:57Hmm.
32:01Okay, well...
32:02Obviously you're uncomfortable about this, so I'm really sorry if I embarrassed you.
32:07Here.
32:08Here's your key.
32:10I'll see you around.
32:12Edie, I'm not embarrassed.
32:15Huh?
32:16If anything...
32:17I'm flattered.
32:22Hmm.
32:23Susan.
32:24Susan, talk to me.
32:26My...
32:27It's not a good time.
32:28I'm a little drunk and a little freaked out.
32:29What happened to your eternity of my messages?
32:31We're broken up.
32:32I thought I made that pretty clear.
32:33Oh, come on.
32:34Can't we work this out?
32:35You lied to me!
32:36When?
32:37When did I lie to you?
32:38The police showed me your rap sheet.
32:40You killed a man.
32:41You can't believe-
32:42I don't believe I'm some cold-blooded killer.
32:43No, of course I don't believe that.
32:45But I also didn't believe that Carl was gonna cheat-
32:47on me and I didn't believe that Mary Alice was gonna kill herself.
32:49I mean, let's face it, my blind faith is not my friend.
32:52I was gonna tell you.
32:53There just wasn't a right moment-
32:54See?
32:55Now that's a lie, too.
32:56Because there were plen-
32:57plenty of right moments.
32:58Susan-
32:59Every time we went out for pizza, you could've said-
33:00Oh, and by the way, I once killed-
33:02a man.
33:03Or when you said-
33:04Hey, let's go jogging.
33:05You could've said-
33:06Wow, by the way, I once killed a man.
33:07Every time we went to the movies and the hero shot the bad guy,
33:09you could've turned to me and said-
33:10Oh, and by the way, I did that wa-
33:12You didn't.
33:13Do you want to hear what happened or not?
33:15It doesn't matter because-
33:17because I will never believe anything you say ever again.
33:22No.
33:27Sure.
33:27You
33:32Well, at the very least you can believe that.
33:54Occupied.
33:55Carlos, I have to go.
33:57You're going to have to wait.
33:58Why should I have to wait?
33:59It's my port-a-potty.
34:00What do you mean it's yours?
34:01I'm the one who stole it.
34:02Babe, I'm sorry.
34:04You're just going to have to wait.
34:07Oh.
34:08Oh.
34:09Oh.
34:10Oh.
34:12Oh.
34:13Thank you so much, Bree.
34:15Seeing your tile has really helped me.
34:17Make my decision.
34:18Next time I remodel, I am using limestone.
34:21Gabrielle.
34:22Is everything okay?
34:24Sure.
34:25Why?
34:26Well...
34:27It's just that you've been acting kind of odd lately.
34:30In what way?
34:32Well, you keep coming up with excuses to use everyone's bathroom and then...
34:37Two days ago, Mr. Cowley looked into your backyard and saw you and Carlos doing your laundry.
34:42And the jacuzzi.
34:43Well, uh, there's a simple...
34:47Explanation for that.
34:49I, um...
34:50Are you Carlos?
34:52He's having some sort of money trouble.
34:54Gabby, it's okay if you are.
34:58Is that so?
34:59Yes.
35:00And to tell you the truth, I'm a little insulted.
35:02I...
35:02I am a good friend.
35:03Why would you feel like you have to hide that from me?
35:07I don't know.
35:08Probably for the same reason you didn't tell me Rex was one of Maisie's clients.
35:13That is obviously different.
35:16Why?
35:17Because it happened to you?
35:19Brie, this is how I...
35:21Brie, this is how I...
35:22I see it.
35:23Good friends support each other after they've been humiliated.
35:26Great friends?
35:27Pretend nothing happened in the first place.
35:32Well, then...
35:34Well, then...
35:37Good luck on your remodel.
35:38And please tell Rex I said hello.
35:42Hmm.
35:47And...
35:50Ourstrually...
35:51Well...
35:52Well...
35:53One moment.
35:54limitations.
35:55So let's see...
35:56speaker 2
35:57Bye...
35:58Bear...
35:59Bear...
36:00We first met.
36:02Break...
36:03Nextine we are...
36:04we're learning a lot from his friends.
36:05Nextine we cook with kids.
36:06Are there any other help ŠæŃŠøŠµŃ
ate?
36:07Excuse me?
36:08And there I'm sorry About how to have her along
36:10this time.
36:11Hey there...
36:12Are there!
36:13And our other help should be
36:14Let's go to the bell's house!
36:16Let's go!
36:18Alright, you caught me.
36:19I lied.
36:21But you sure have some nerve crashing a six-year-old's birthday party.
36:24Just so you know, I got told for a set of bongo drums.
36:28I know you'll love them.
36:29Charlie, come on out of there!
36:31I don't want you to play with those scum boys!
36:34Uh, Mona!
36:35Please!
36:36I'm sure they're clean!
36:38You are not-
36:39I'm ruining what party.
36:40I gotta say, you be the one!
36:42Anyone up for stinking?
36:43Wait, Porter?
36:44Preston?
36:45Okay, out, out, out!
36:46Come on!
36:47Porter, Preston, let's go!
36:48Not quite yet!
36:49Boys, keep bouncing.
36:50That's right.
36:51Keep bouncing.
36:52Oh!
36:53By the way, I spoke to-
36:54Nurse Abigail.
36:55I know who Patient Zero is!
36:57He jumped up!
36:59Alright, that's it, kids!
37:00Get out!
37:01Get out!
37:02Out, out, out!
37:03Go, go!
37:04How could you do that?
37:05Look, this party meant everything to Tofu.
37:09I couldn't risk people not showing up.
37:11He would be devastated!
37:12I had to do something!
37:13And the best you-
37:14you could come up with was letting my kids take the fall?
37:16Hey, I hardly had to say anything.
37:18People were already suspicious.
37:19Oh, please!
37:20Yeah, it's true.
37:21Let's face it.
37:22Your boys aren't the cleanest kids on the planet.
37:24That was not a smart thing to say.
37:28That was not a smart thing to say.
37:29But where are you going?
37:31I'm going to tell the truth to every mother-
37:34you're out there, and then I'm going to take back the bongos.
37:36No, wait!
37:37Okay, alright.
37:38Uh, look, I would-
37:39I was wrong.
37:40I admit it.
37:41I'm really, really, really sorry.
37:43Too little!
37:44Too late.
37:45Okay, okay.
37:46No, I'll-
37:47I'll tell everyone that I was wrong.
37:48That your kids aren't the ones.
37:49Please, I'm begging you.
37:51Please, I'm begging you.
37:55Well, why are you standing there?
37:56Get to it.
37:59Get to it!
38:00Get to it!
38:01Get to it!
38:02Get a holly!
38:03Get to it!
38:04Earthy.
38:09Brie, hi!
38:11Hi.
38:12What's up?
38:13Well...
38:14Um...
38:15I've been doing some thinking.
38:17Rex and I have been members of the Fairview Country...
38:19...for years and, well, lately it seems to have lost some of its exclusive...
38:24...and so I've decided not to renew our membership.
38:26I'd rather see the money go to someone I care about.
38:29I'd rather see the money go to someone I care about.
38:34This probably looks like this.
38:36It's a good thing.
38:38Is it just a big bite?
38:39I love this!
38:40I love this.
38:42I love this.
38:44Good friends offer to help in a crisis. Great friends.
38:49Don't take no for an answer.
38:59We're gonna pay you back every cent. I promise.
39:04Take your time.
39:09Yes, everyone loves you.
39:14It's a scandal. No matter how big or small.
39:19After all.
39:24What could be more entertaining than watching the downfall of the high and mighty?
39:29What could be more entertaining than watching the downfall?
39:34More amusing than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners.
39:39Yes, everyone loves a scandal.
39:44And if for some reason you're not enjoying the latest one...
39:49Well...
39:53The next one...
39:54Is always around the corner.
39:59The next one...
40:00The next one...
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