00:02Why did I woo-hoo?
00:03I mean, what was I hoping would happen?
00:05That he'd turn around and say,
00:06Ooh, I love that sound. I must have you now.
00:09I just wish there was something we could do.
00:13Hello. Hello, coma guy.
00:17Get up, you girl scout! Up! Up! Up!
00:19What are you doing? Maybe nobody's tried this.
00:25I wish we at least knew his name.
00:27Look at that face.
00:29I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart.
00:32I bet he's a lawyer.
00:33Yeah, but did you see the dance in his knuckles?
00:35That means he's artistic.
00:37Okay.
00:38He's a lawyer who teaches sculpting on the side.
00:41He can dance.
00:44He's the kind of guy who, when you're talking, he's listening.
00:47You know, and not saying, yeah, I understand,
00:49but really wondering what you look like naked.
00:54I wish all guys could be like him.
00:58I know.
01:04Are there no conscious man in the city for you two?
01:07He doesn't have anyone.
01:09Yeah, we feel kind of responsible.
01:11I can't believe you said woo-hoo.
01:14I don't even say woo-hoo.
01:16She's coming up. She's coming up.
01:18Folks, when we come back, we'll be talking about her new book,
01:20Euphoria Unbound.
01:21The always interesting Nora Tyler being.
01:22You might want to put the kids to bed for this one.
01:25We don't have to watch this.
01:26Weekend at Bernie's is on Showtime, HBO, and Cinemaxe.
01:28No, wait.
01:29Yeah.
01:29Oh, come on. She's your mom.
01:31Exactly.
01:32Weekend at Bernie's.
01:33Dead guy getting hit in the groin 20, 30 times.
01:37Huh?
01:37Chandler, I gotta tell you, I love your mom's books.
01:40I love her books.
01:41I cannot get on a plane without one.
01:42I mean, this is so cool.
01:43Yeah, well, you wouldn't think it's cool if you're 11 years old
01:45and all your friends are passing around page 79 of Mistress Bitch.
01:50Come on, Chandler, I love your mom.
01:51I think she's a blast.
01:52I can say that because she's not your mom.
01:54Oh, please.
01:55Wanna say that?
01:56Oh, he's waiting.
01:59When did Rigatoni get back from Rome?
02:03Last night.
02:04Really? So that his plane didn't explode in a big ball of fire?
02:08Just a dream I had.
02:10But...
02:12Hey, hey, hey, she's on.
02:15Oh!
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