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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well
00:14continuing my journey of one foot in the grave alongside my homie victor meldrew and the missus
00:19uh you know margaret what adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode i gotta
00:23stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen whether you're new or you're a current status
00:27it's not included dammit you gotta bring your own go get up go get a drink you know get your tea
00:32whatever you need get a snack whatever you want to come kick it with me or have a full course meal
00:37whatever man just come out and hang out and let's have a good laugh let's get it
00:41snacks not included let's freaking go
00:44but i am just too long in the tooth so i'm an oap and weak mean but i'm not yet quite going to see
00:56i may be over the hill now that i have retired fainting away but i'm not yet expired
01:04lapped out run down too old to save one foot in the grave
01:10oh
01:12oh
01:16oh
01:20oh
01:24oh
01:26oh
01:28oh
01:30oh
01:32oh
01:34oh
01:36oh
01:50oh
01:54oh
01:56hello jean
01:58no no just out the back putting victor spaghetti vongolet through the incinerator
02:02no
02:04no we've tried putting it in the bin the dustman won't touch it
02:08not after last monday's episode with the lobster curry
02:10they said it clogged up their crusher for a week
02:14oh
02:16not the effect it had on me i can tell you
02:18oh
02:20hideous jean
02:22we bought this seafood cookery book every meal time has been like the quatermass experiment
02:26clams exploding in the microwave god knows what
02:30oh
02:32rough notice i'd better stop to it now don't you worry about that
02:34we won't be trying any more of those
02:36i'm not a seafood guy man
02:50you can breathe the next time i see you
02:52thanks very much jean
02:54bye
03:04oh for god's sake
03:06no victor none i've told you
03:08i
03:10why did you fish this back out for goodness sake
03:12i've told you i am having no more of it
03:14i'm just going to do a little bit of poached salmon for lunch
03:18nothing complicated nothing it's going to smell
03:20that's what you said about the squid and stilton sauce
03:22and they had half the road up outside looking for a gas leak
03:26just leave it alone and go and read your newspaper before i go off my rocker
03:32and anyway you won't be wanting much lunch if you're having your meal with patrick tonight
03:36don't remind me
03:40and you're not backing out of it so don't start that
03:44now that pippa and i finally got you to the negotiating table you can
03:48have a nice bottle of wine between you
03:50and start behaving like a couple of grown up human beings for a change
03:54do you hear me
03:56i get these socks on inside out
03:58ha ha
04:00do you hear me
04:02yes
04:04scalded
04:06never again
04:14never again
04:16not as i live
04:18what's happened here
04:22another bloody power cut
04:24power cut
04:34before you even ask how it went i do not want to talk about it
04:38never been so humiliated all my natural born days
04:42do you know what happened
04:44do you know what happened when we got there
04:46hmm
04:48yes well i don't want to talk about it
04:50bloody arminian restaurants not one of them spoke a word of english
04:54can you believe what what they did
04:56margaret are you asleep
04:58good i don't want to talk about it
05:00i've said i'm sorry
05:10in any case
05:12whose idea was it to pick an arminian restaurant in the first place
05:16yours
05:18oh
05:20and correct me if i'm wrong but it was you that rang up and asked for a nice intimate
05:24little table where two people could be alone together to discuss some personal affairs
05:28i can't remember if i used those words exactly
05:32well whatever words you use one fact remains doesn't it
05:36the entire staff and management were under the hideous impression that mr meldrew and i were secret lovers
05:42wow
05:46my hypothesis so grisly it fair curdled the blood
05:48oh
05:50when they brought us one bowl of soup with two spoons
05:52strangely
05:54the full horror of the situation didn't become clear until the next course
05:58when a long complimentary sausage arrived at the table
06:00we were then forced to nibble from each end until our lips met in the middle
06:06like the lady and the trump
06:08why do you say something
06:10i'm afraid
06:12the only thing we attempted to say was
06:14largely academic once the
06:16gypsy violinist started serenading us
06:18with armenian love songs
06:20it would have been cruel just to tell him to bugger off
06:24so we told him to bugger off
06:26i don't know
06:28i know
06:30there's always something isn't there
06:32yes
06:34although for maximum embarrassment
06:36it would be hard to top the moment
06:38when the waiter came over
06:40and in front of the entire restaurant
06:42he was attempting to say
06:44do you both love pork
06:46and not as it came out in his mangled english
06:48do you both have sex with pigs
06:50he
06:52he
06:54he
06:56he
06:58he
07:00he
07:02that's quite sweet really
07:06quite sweet
07:08have you taken leave of your senses
07:10thirty people in that restaurant tonight think victor melder and i are sleeping together
07:14six inches of brick wall that's all that's separating us
07:16well
07:18thank god for a couple of days in the country at your brother's place
07:20what time is he expecting us on friday
07:22he's coming around in the morning for coffee
07:24i said we'd firm up the arrangements then
07:26shatter to think what dreams i'm gonna have tonight
07:30about that sausage
07:32is that the time
07:44i wish i
07:46supposed to be clearing the loft this morning
07:48or had you forgotten
07:50that few days disruption to look forward to
07:54what
07:56what the hell's been going on in here
07:58oh
08:00victor
08:02what a
08:04what
08:06what is it
08:08what the
08:10what the heck
08:12when you washed your face in the dark last night
08:14you opened one of those new little packets of soap in the bathroom cupboard
08:16did you
08:18yes why
08:20wrong
08:22you opened a new little packet of tesco's toilet flush
08:24and it's all over the towel
08:26and the face towel
08:28oh
08:30get up
08:32look what you've done
08:34sorry about that
08:36you look like a smurf
08:38what are you rushing your boat for anyway like a bat out of hell
08:40because it's half past nine nearly
08:42and they're coming to start the loft conversion at twelve
08:46that cranky couple of yours the mckendrick brothers
08:48that if they bother to turn up this time
08:52they'll turn up they're generally very reliable
08:54you know
08:56you know what you've got against a pair of them anyway
09:00one of them's gone dead from a pneumatic drill
09:02and the other one has an extremely weird sense of humor
09:04extremely weird sense of humor
09:06i think he's very funny
09:10you would
09:14okay i've got it
09:16is that everything then
09:18no more of ronnie and milk's christmas presents up there are there
09:22wow
09:24i wondered where you'd got you
09:28remember this
09:30five pound in a car goods here i said i was going to try and get it working again and never got round to it
09:36as usual
09:38well i'd better look lively
09:40they said i could hold the morning off but i don't want to push my luck
09:44oh
09:46that's good timing
09:56morning mrs maldrew
09:58a bit parky out there today and that's a fact
10:00yes you want to go and stand up
10:02oh
10:04morning
10:06how you doing
10:08we're a little bit earlier than we said
10:10yes i think we're just about finished up there now
10:12say again
10:14i think we're just about finished up there now
10:16right you are time to wait wait for the professionals eh
10:18young ones
10:20how we doing on that lighting sauce
10:22you nearly there am i gonna have to eat a bag of carrots
10:24coming up any second
10:26hang on
10:28maybe teardrops
10:30i hate
10:32but while the blue night
10:34and roses
10:36in love and romance
10:38ah
10:40oh shit
10:42oh my god
10:44what happened
10:46what have you done
10:48he just slipped
10:50oh
10:52went right through
10:54oh
10:56oh god
10:58can you pull it out or anything
11:00i don't know
11:02i'll try but
11:04oh yeah there we are
11:06in your face
11:08i thought you were going to have a seizure
11:10ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
11:12you know
11:14we'll soon have to make a decision on that paint work
11:16i know
11:18i think we've marked up our choice in that colour chart out there
11:20oh
11:22right
11:24i put some fresh coffee on by the way
11:26where is it
11:28it's in the jug freshly brewed
11:30champion
11:32one out while i'm at it if you would did you want it white no magnolia i think is what we've both
11:44we'll get that ordered up for you there you go it may be a bit full thanks very much that's fine
11:56come off then you're not going to start barbecuing a sperm wheel or anything today i trust
12:03you know i've got plenty to occupy myself thank you very much
12:11gotta work there first
12:20ah that's about it for today mrs mildew see you same time tomorrow yes right
12:32oh
12:45Oh, I just caught one of those bloody timbers on my head.
12:56Oh, yes.
12:59Must have been a nail sticking out or something.
13:01Oh, shit!
13:03Don't you do any better than that?
13:04It doesn't even look like real blood.
13:07Mrs Meldew, I'm not joking this time.
13:09I think I need an ambulance.
13:12Seriously.
13:13Utterly pathetic.
13:15Oh, God.
13:19Here, sit down.
13:20I'll go and see if we've got some bandages.
13:24But you needn't bother.
13:24I'll use one of these.
13:28Oh, come on.
13:29Bastard.
13:30Come on.
13:31That was a good one.
13:33You got it with me.
13:34Here.
13:35This is the same stuff they use on casualty.
13:38There's a place in London you can write off for it.
13:40I don't think that's even remotely funny, Mr McKen.
13:45I think it's sick.
13:48Twice in a row, I bet her now.
13:49She went white as a sheet.
13:51Ha, ha, ha.
13:52Ha, ha, ha.
13:55She's going to kill her.
13:57Yeah.
13:58No.
14:03Whoa.
14:05It's getting on legs.
14:06Ha, ha.
14:07Turning into bloody Harry Worth now.
14:10What's wrong with you?
14:10Oh, it's sick.
14:16What's that?
14:16I didn't know you'd been to the bank today.
14:18I haven't been to the bank.
14:19Forty-six, eighty pounds.
14:21I've been to the grocer on the corner.
14:23And I found this on the floor by the crisp boxes.
14:27Why did you hand it in?
14:28What?
14:30To Dodgy Douglas?
14:31Who takes three smarties out of every tube so that he can make one extra one?
14:35Well, he'd just pocket it for himself, wouldn't he?
14:37Well, you're going to go to the police with it then.
14:39Oh, why, nobody's going to go in and ask if someone's handed in...
14:43Well, you can't just keep it.
14:51Why not?
14:52Well, it might belong to a little old lady, an old-age pensioner or something.
14:56Well, there's a receipt folded up inside for a meal at the Peking Palace.
15:01Anybody who can afford to eat there isn't going to miss eighty pounds.
15:05And I'm hanging on to it.
15:06And if you don't like it, you can lump it.
15:09The pair of you.
15:11Interesting.
15:11The pair of us.
15:17In you come.
15:19That's the ticket.
15:24Yes.
15:24Cool.
15:26Now.
15:28Up you go.
15:29Come on.
15:30Up.
15:31There we are.
15:33You're getting the hang of it now, aren't you?
15:35Yes.
15:35Yes.
15:414291.
15:44Oh, hang on a sec.
15:52Yes.
15:53How do you spell that?
15:58Yeah.
16:00Yeah.
16:00Yes, thank you very much indeed.
16:02That's a big help.
16:03Thanks.
16:04Bye.
16:04Bye.
16:09Would you prefer it if I slept in this fair room tonight?
16:12What's got into you since you came back from work tonight?
16:19I think.
16:19I take it that was them, then, ringing back.
16:24The Peking Palace.
16:25Yes, I told you it would be easy enough to trace.
16:28They've just checked the bill against Friday night's table reservations, and it turns out
16:32to be a chap called Croker, apparently.
16:35Lives outside town at Cottleswood.
16:38I thought I might pop it over to him tomorrow night after going to Sainsbury's.
16:42Oh, did you?
16:43Fine.
16:43Well, it's only right, isn't it?
16:46I mean, it is his money.
16:48Yes.
16:50Well, I'd better get ready for bed.
16:53If you want me, I'll be in the bathroom, sandpapering my breasts.
16:59Wow.
17:01And the glory.
17:03It's not for letting out a coffin, Mr Meldroof.
17:06We've got most of it down now.
17:07Then we'll make a start on your rendering.
17:09I've already grown for a few hours, so if I nod back,
17:13where are they?
17:18And don't say they're not in here because they're f***ing hands parked outside.
17:23Yes, you.
17:24You bono f***ing layabouts.
17:27Weeks ago, you were supposed to come and finish off my fence,
17:30and I am still f***ing waiting.
17:35Wow, lady.
17:35I don't think you will.
17:36If you'd had that fence up on time,
17:38they wouldn't have come through with their football from next door
17:40and had his beak off.
17:42Oh, you think that's f***ing funny, do you?
17:45I do.
17:47I don't know how f***ing funny it is.
17:50Excuse me, this is my house when you're fighting.
17:52Shut the f***ing wet, Mr.
17:53But I don't see why there's a f***ing uprope.
17:56Don't lose your temper.
17:57You'll only do something you'll regret.
17:59F*** you.
17:59Don't do anything.
18:04Don't do anything, Mrs. Stigley.
18:07Mrs. Stigley.
18:08Excuse me.
18:08Excuse me.
18:11I'm sorry about your religion.
18:14Mrs. Stigley, put out a plane now.
18:16Come on through.
18:42I'm just in the shower.
18:43Everything all right out there?
19:05Mrs. Stigley.
19:06Yes.
19:07Mrs. Stigley.
19:08Masses of room in that garage now.
19:10Mrs. Stigley.
19:11Since you've had it done.
19:12Mrs. Stigley.
19:13Oh.
19:14Mrs. Stigley.
19:15How are you, darling?
19:16Mrs. Stigley.
19:17Relieved as ever to get away from that man.
19:20Nothing's really that bad between you and him.
19:22Mrs. Stigley.
19:23I don't know how much longer we're going to last the way things are going.
19:26Mrs. Stigley.
19:27Ah, well, you're here now.
19:28And we're in for the night.
19:29So let's shut the rest of the world out, shall we?
19:32Mrs. Stigley.
19:33Mrs. Stigley.
19:34I'll get you.
19:35Upstairs.
19:36Mrs. Stigley.
19:37Oh, I know what I meant to ask you.
19:38When I was around your place yesterday, I didn't drop any money at all.
19:41Mrs. Stigley.
19:42I didn't see any.
19:43There we are.
19:45Er, I thought we'd eat about half-eight, if that's okay with you.
19:46Give you time to settle in, freshen up.
19:47You'll never know, Geoffrey, what it feels like to be in a normal house.
19:48When a man isn't going to suddenly start abseiling past your windows, start bollock naked.
19:50And that stench of a grazed octopus drifting over your fence.
19:51Look, when we left this afternoon, I think there was some form of geriatric acid house party going on.
19:52People effing and blinding about pelicans.
19:53You'd have to be there to believe it.
19:54You'd have to be there to believe it.
19:55You'll never know, Geoffrey, what it feels like to be in a normal house.
19:58When a man isn't going to suddenly start abseiling past your windows, start bollock naked.
20:03And that stench of a grazed octopus drifting over your fence.
20:07Look, when we left this afternoon, I think there was some form of geriatric acid house party going on.
20:12People effing and blinding about pelicans.
20:15You'd have to be there to believe it.
20:25Oh, my God!
20:55What a night.
21:04What a night.
21:05Kodak moment.
21:14This beach on the floor.
21:21Holy shit.
21:25You can stay there all night for all I care.
21:31For I've just about had enough of it.
21:33What's it supposed to be this time?
21:35Massive concussion of some kind.
21:38Good.
21:39I hope it's knocked some bloody sense into your head.
21:42Sure it is.
21:55I hope it's chilling.
21:56We'll see you next time.
21:57We'll see you next time.
21:58See you next time.
22:13What's happened here?
22:15Oh, I need an ambulance immediately.
22:26That's very kind, Mrs. Meldred.
22:29But we've got a van outside.
22:33Three after me, I think.
22:35You've got to do better than that, I'm afraid.
22:37Get out of here.
22:40Let's go.
22:42Has he been at it again?
22:44Somehow, I don't think she appreciates the humour, Lawrence.
22:48See you at nine, Mrs. Meldred.
22:49Oh, and be careful with that hatch.
22:52We'll have to counterweight the steps with a bag of plaster.
22:54Just until tomorrow, okay?
22:56Yes, goodbye.
23:05Love a good joke.
23:13Looked like she lost it.
23:16That's great.
23:18This is her life.
23:21Do you fancy a beer or something?
23:23Oh, you could bring me a small Campari.
23:25Ooh.
23:37Glasses, glasses.
23:38What are you doing here?
24:03This is great.
24:10I love this joke.
24:12Wow.
24:17He's in the larder.
24:19What?
24:20He's downstairs in the larder.
24:22Who is?
24:24Who?
24:24Well, who else would be in your brother's larder at this time of night sitting on a bag
24:29of potatoes?
24:30Mr. Meldred.
24:32Is he some sort of joke?
24:35Metaphysically speaking, I suppose.
24:37Yes.
24:38But the temerity to ask me what I was doing here.
24:44Temerity to ask me what I was doing here.
24:44Temerity to ask me to bring in some form of contract killer.
24:49They still advertise him in people's friend.
24:51God almighty.
25:04Do you know what?
25:04It only belonged to her bloody brother next door.
25:08I thought she'd gone there for a dirty weekend.
25:10I hid in the bloody cupboard.
25:15Talk of a total laughingstock.
25:17You'll excuse me if I nagged seriously and horribly drunk.
25:27Oh.
25:28What?
25:30Wow.
25:34What?
25:35What?
25:35What's the matter with you?
25:51Got a splinter in your tongue?
25:54What?
25:54What?
25:56Splinter in my tongue?
25:58Why on earth would I have a splinter in my tongue?
26:00I've no idea.
26:02I don't believe you could do a thing like this.
26:06Shame, isn't it?
26:07When someone has a mind of their own.
26:09When you can't control everything they do.
26:12Like nice little dumb blondes.
26:14It's only a lump of wood, Margaret.
26:17That's all it is.
26:18That hasn't stopped you groping and trotting her
26:21and sticking her head up her skirt for the last minute.
26:24Jesus.
26:26Oh my God.
26:27Have you gone stark raving mad?
26:30Yes.
26:31Probably.
26:32I wouldn't be surprised.
26:33I mean, that's what happens when you get to my age
26:36and you're not fit for anything anymore.
26:39Yes.
26:40I would think that would just about explain it, wouldn't it?
26:42Explain what?
26:43Why I've lost my job.
26:51Rupa.
26:56What?
26:56How did this happen?
27:02Yesterday.
27:04Mr. Farmer came in.
27:06Said they were closing the shop.
27:09Business wasn't there anymore and that was it.
27:14Said as from five o'clock yesterday afternoon
27:16we needn't bother coming in anymore.
27:19All the flowers that were left over,
27:21they were just going to send up the hospital.
27:23That's why you wanted to keep the money.
27:27Why didn't you say?
27:28The thought of what's going to happen to me now,
27:41what I'm going to turn into.
27:44What are you going to turn into?
27:46You.
27:52Who are we?
27:54Struggling to fill up my days with mad cookery recipes
27:58and playing with dolls.
27:59I was frightened.
28:03I'm sorry.
28:05Oh, what happened to your idea about getting drunk?
28:14Yes, right.
28:16I'll go and pour us two large ones.
28:18If you don't mind,
28:19I'll just pop upstairs and see how they've done today.
28:22Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
28:25Oh, Victor.
28:28If you're opening up that hat,
28:30she says be careful
28:31because if you just put a bag of blaster inside,
28:33the glass will...
28:34Let's go.
28:44Crack it episode.
28:45Gotta love Vipo Patrick.
28:55Christopher Ryan.
28:58Fantastic.
28:59Fantastic.
29:01My old knees have started to knock.
29:05I've just got too many miles on the floor.
29:08So I'm a wrinkly, crinkly,
29:10set in my ways.
29:12It's true that my body
29:14you seem better diced.
29:16But give me off a jump
29:17and I can still be spied.
29:20Oh, I want food in the grind.
29:23Oh, I want food in the grind.
29:26Oh, I want food in the grind.
29:27Ladies and gentlemen,
29:28we're going to talk about it.
29:30If you made it this far,
29:31cold word,
29:32sausages,
29:33sausage.
29:36Oh, man, Vipo Patrick.
29:38We're going to talk about it
29:39and the jokester as well.
29:42Hold on a second.
29:43Thank you so much.
29:43I hope you enjoyed it.
29:44I absolutely had a blast
29:46watching this.
29:47Ladies and gentlemen,
29:48what is not to love
29:50about this show?
29:51This episode is no different.
29:53It has a lot of,
29:56you know,
29:56funny as hell moments here.
29:59You know,
29:59you're shocked,
30:01but then you're also hit
30:02with a dose of reality
30:04with, you know,
30:05some sadness.
30:06You're feeling bad
30:07for the missus.
30:08You know,
30:09there's always times
30:09we're feeling bad for,
30:11you know,
30:11my boy Victor
30:12in the certain scenarios
30:13that he has.
30:14You got Lady
30:15and the Tramp moments.
30:16You got almost,
30:18not quite,
30:18but it felt like
30:19the boy who cried wolf moments.
30:22I was kind of open that,
30:23you know,
30:24obviously,
30:24I don't want nothing
30:25to happen to my main man.
30:26I'm going to call Mike
30:27from the young ones
30:28or the builders
30:28in this scenario.
30:31You know,
30:32I thought,
30:32you know,
30:32it was going to be,
30:33you know,
30:34that's it.
30:34You got his ass.
30:35Well,
30:35that's it.
30:36Yeah.
30:36The Coley ambulance,
30:37you know,
30:37but I love those jokes.
30:39Those are great jokes
30:40and you could see
30:42this is besides,
30:44besides Victor,
30:46who essentially pisses off Margaret
30:49at many times
30:50on this show so far.
30:52We got another,
30:53the builder is up there,
30:54man.
30:55He might even be number one
30:56that pisses her off.
30:58Oh my God.
30:59We haven't seen her heated,
31:00but again,
31:02she had a lot of different
31:03emotions on this episode
31:05because,
31:06say,
31:07jealousy of the,
31:08of the,
31:09you know,
31:09the doll
31:10and then,
31:13you know,
31:13the situation with the job.
31:14So anger,
31:15you know,
31:15sadness and stuff like that
31:17to see her cry,
31:18man,
31:18you know,
31:18getting,
31:18you know,
31:19broken down.
31:20That,
31:20oh,
31:21that,
31:21that's where you get
31:22that dose of reality
31:23because again,
31:24like,
31:24you know,
31:24within life,
31:25obviously when you're
31:26watching a comedy show,
31:28you know,
31:28it's intended to laugh
31:30and stuff,
31:30but when you get hit
31:31with those moments,
31:32those,
31:33you know,
31:33feel sad kind of moments
31:34besides feel good moments,
31:36man,
31:36you,
31:36you just appreciate the show.
31:38It makes you appreciate life
31:39because like life,
31:40you are not,
31:41you know,
31:42unless you're extremely lucky,
31:45which I haven't been,
31:46I've had good moments,
31:47sad moments,
31:48you know,
31:48angry moments,
31:49you know,
31:49all these kind of different emotions
31:51and this is what I love about this show
31:53because,
31:53you know,
31:54I'm not,
31:55I'm a firm believer,
31:56you know,
31:57listen,
31:57again,
31:58you've had a perfect life,
31:59nothing has ever went wrong,
32:00I'm totally happy,
32:01but,
32:02you know,
32:02I feel like these things that,
32:06you know,
32:06happen in your life
32:07help you become the person
32:09that you're going to be,
32:10you know,
32:10they,
32:11you know,
32:12they kind of mold you
32:12and shit like that,
32:13so all these great adventures
32:15that happened to my boy,
32:16Victor,
32:17mold him to be this incredibly
32:18cool,
32:20funny,
32:21you know,
32:22badass character
32:23that,
32:24you know,
32:24I've grown to love,
32:25man,
32:26and Margaret too,
32:27all these scenarios for her too,
32:28you know,
32:28again,
32:29she is,
32:30I always called her like an angel,
32:31you know,
32:32but she's got that,
32:33she got that side,
32:34man,
32:34and her fears,
32:35she don't want to be like my boy,
32:37Victor,
32:37great moment there,
32:38great line there,
32:39a lot of crazy moments on this episode,
32:41okay,
32:42and,
32:43we got to say,
32:45with,
32:45you know,
32:46Pippa and Patrick,
32:47but,
32:48let's go with Patrick first,
32:50of him describing the Armenian,
32:53you know,
32:54restaurant scenario,
32:55Lady and the Tramp,
32:56the sausage moment,
32:57taking pictures,
32:58just holding hands,
32:59oh man,
33:02you got to blame,
33:03Pippa on this,
33:04oh yes,
33:05you got to blame,
33:06oh yes,
33:07you got to blame,
33:08our girl,
33:09Pippa on this,
33:10man,
33:11what the hell,
33:12you gonna say all that type of shit for,
33:14man,
33:14so listen,
33:15they had a great night,
33:16nah,
33:17just blame,
33:17but,
33:17you know,
33:18they had a night out,
33:20that Victor,
33:21and them will hopefully soon forget,
33:23but man,
33:23we will never forget that moment there,
33:25so,
33:26the way he described it,
33:27sometimes,
33:29you know,
33:31a picture is,
33:32worth a thousand words,
33:34and stuff,
33:35man,
33:35I would have loved to see it,
33:37but you know,
33:37the way he described it,
33:38visually in my head,
33:39obviously,
33:40and everyone else's,
33:41you're imagining that scenario,
33:43man,
33:43but I would have paid money,
33:44to see that CD,
33:46I thought,
33:47that shit would have been crazy,
33:49man,
33:49crazy,
33:50but,
33:50that's why the mind is a powerful thing,
33:52you know,
33:53just like,
33:53reading a book,
33:54you know,
33:54takes you on a fantasy,
33:57and an adventure,
33:57and you can visualize it like that,
33:59and it's visually,
34:00you know,
34:01stimulating for your brain,
34:02the same thing happens here,
34:04so,
34:04although I want to,
34:05you know,
34:06I would have loved to see a scene like that,
34:07I think it would have,
34:09you know,
34:09been like a top,
34:11that could have been easily,
34:12a top three moment,
34:13if that would have seen played out,
34:15I think just your mind,
34:17thinking about how it played out,
34:18you know,
34:18from based on how you saw it,
34:20was phenomenal,
34:21so yeah,
34:21we blame Pippa,
34:22but thank you Pippa,
34:22for doing this shit,
34:23because yeah,
34:24we got this crazy moment,
34:25now you got,
34:27you know,
34:28Victor,
34:29with the money situation,
34:31and stuff,
34:31you could saw that,
34:33you know,
34:34she was not really wanting,
34:35to give the money,
34:36obviously we find that towards the ending,
34:37you know,
34:38that she really didn't want to give it,
34:40and kind of why,
34:40you know,
34:41but,
34:43a bit in scenarios,
34:45you know,
34:45with the monies tied,
34:47or,
34:47when I was very young,
34:50and I had this Woolworth store,
34:52near me,
34:53you know,
34:53I bought,
34:54you know,
34:54bought some things as a kid,
34:55you know,
34:55I had my own money,
34:56and shit like that,
34:57and I dropped five dollars,
34:59which is a lot of money to me,
35:02and,
35:03you know,
35:03just I was like,
35:04I don't know,
35:04eight years old,
35:05or some shit like that,
35:06so I dropped it,
35:07got home,
35:08you know,
35:09realized that I lost my money,
35:11and shit,
35:11and I cried,
35:12ladies and gentlemen,
35:12I freaking cried,
35:13man,
35:14but,
35:14a couple weeks later,
35:16walking outside that vicinity area,
35:19of the Woolworth,
35:21you know,
35:21just walking around my,
35:22the neighborhood,
35:24I found some money,
35:25you know,
35:26I found more than five bucks,
35:27so,
35:27it's,
35:28it's interesting,
35:29the way sometimes,
35:30the world can work out,
35:32in your favor,
35:32and I ended up finding 35 bucks,
35:35as a kid,
35:36and I took my mom,
35:38and my dad to,
35:39there was a local carnival,
35:41at the time there,
35:42and yeah,
35:42I got to play some games,
35:44got to ride some rides,
35:45man,
35:45so,
35:46I made up,
35:46because,
35:47trust me,
35:47I was crying,
35:48the whole weekend,
35:49I lost my money,
35:50you know,
35:50you know,
35:51you're a kid,
35:52you,
35:52you're doing chores,
35:53you're,
35:53you know,
35:54throwing out trash,
35:55you know,
35:56washing dishes,
35:56whatever you need to do,
35:57to make up,
35:57you know,
35:58some money,
35:59or you can learn responsibility,
36:01but man,
36:01that shit crushed me,
36:02as a kid,
36:02so,
36:03you know,
36:03listen,
36:04I understand,
36:04she wanted to keep that money,
36:06so I totally understand her,
36:08you know,
36:08and especially after hearing,
36:09that sad business thing,
36:11you know,
36:11it's,
36:12sometimes we get down,
36:13on our luck,
36:14man,
36:14you get hit with that,
36:15and that's why I love this show,
36:16because it just,
36:17shows the realness,
36:19on top of all these funny laughs,
36:21and great characters,
36:22and stuff of life,
36:23and this is what I love,
36:24about this show,
36:25so,
36:25I'm sorry,
36:26we're telling you,
36:27this long ass story,
36:28and shit,
36:28some of you guys,
36:29probably like,
36:29oh,
36:29shut the hell up,
36:30and shit,
36:30but hey,
36:31I wanted to say it anyway,
36:32you know,
36:33because it's a fond memory,
36:34it's instantly,
36:35just brought up to my head,
36:36as soon as I saw that,
36:37moment there,
36:38and I'm like,
36:39oh man,
36:40man,
36:40it brought me some,
36:41memories there,
36:42but I had a great day,
36:43ladies and gentlemen,
36:44so,
36:45now,
36:46with,
36:46Victor,
36:48going into,
36:50you know,
36:50determine,
36:51you know,
36:51who's the money is,
36:52and all that stuff,
36:53you know,
36:53you have,
36:54you got Patrick,
36:55that was talking about,
36:56getting away from Victor,
36:57you know,
36:58and this is why,
36:59I love how,
36:59you know,
36:59things that happen on the show,
37:01lead to bigger moments,
37:03down the road,
37:04you know,
37:04or,
37:05you know,
37:05later into the show,
37:06you know,
37:06and,
37:08you know,
37:08he's at this place,
37:09he's visiting,
37:10and shit,
37:10he sees,
37:11you know,
37:12he's seeing Pippa kiss a man,
37:14you know,
37:14like,
37:14you know,
37:15you're hearing,
37:15oh shit,
37:16she's cheating,
37:17shit like that,
37:18you know,
37:18he don't know the story,
37:19and stuff,
37:20and then,
37:21you know,
37:21eventually,
37:21he gets locked in,
37:22man,
37:22that shit was funny,
37:23so that's why that line there for me was so great,
37:26what the hell are you doing here,
37:27and what he said late,
37:30and what Victor said later down the road,
37:32man,
37:32oh my god,
37:33Victor is phenomenal,
37:34Margaret is phenomenal,
37:35you know,
37:36the jokes by my boy,
37:38the builder,
37:39fantastic,
37:40and stuff like that,
37:41I love a good prank,
37:42or a good joke,
37:43and stuff,
37:44the lady in the trap moment,
37:46this show,
37:48has a lot of great moments,
37:49even the random lady,
37:50you know,
37:50the lady coming in,
37:51out of the scenario,
37:52because she messed with the pelican,
37:53and she,
37:54and she's throwing F-bombs left and right,
37:56I'm loving it,
37:57ladies and gentlemen,
37:58absolutely love it,
37:59I love it,
38:00I think they needed a couple more F-bombs,
38:02ladies and gentlemen,
38:03but man,
38:03I was in heaven in that moment there,
38:06so I think this was another banger episode,
38:09thoroughly enjoyed it,
38:10loved the characters,
38:11loved the story,
38:12loved the writing,
38:13loved the acting,
38:14et cetera,
38:15et cetera,
38:15I can only praise it so many times,
38:18this is a quality show,
38:20you know,
38:20from a guy watching across the pond,
38:23it has brought me immediate joy into my life,
38:27my weekends are that much better,
38:29you know,
38:29having Victor and Margaret,
38:31you know,
38:31the Meldrew family into my life,
38:33so thank you guys,
38:35you know,
38:35who suggest things,
38:36you know,
38:36you bring me a lot of joy,
38:37so enough of my cheesy shit,
38:39thank you guys,
38:40don't forget to like,
38:41comment,
38:41subscribe,
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38:44shout out to the patrons as well,
38:45thanks so much for going above and beyond,
38:47it helps out the channel as well,
38:49and we'll see you guys soon,
38:50peace out,
38:50take care,
38:51be well.
38:51and we'll see you next time,
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