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00:10what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well kicking it with
00:14sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang on it ain't half out mom what adventures are
00:19going to be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen
00:24but this is your cue whether your new recurrence next is not included dammit you gotta bring your
00:29fancy a cup or go make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick with me and hopefully you have
00:33a laugh alongside me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:41meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
00:47with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey
00:53with songs and sketches and jokes old and you with us about you and bill blue so meet the gang
01:00cause
01:01the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:25now keep your eyes open mackintosh you see any sign that supply truck give us a stand too
01:29they may need covering fire right sergeant major damn motors open up again i can't stand this match
01:37longer
01:38come by you move yourself now pull yourself together and do not get historical
01:47i just hate bangs even when i was a kid i wouldn't even pull christmas crackers
01:54i'll put your hq coming through now sir hello sunray hello sunray colonel reynolds here royal artillery
02:00concert party we haven't had any food supplies through for over a week things are getting a bit
02:04short sorry we can't get through a small isolated section of jabs are keeping the road under constant
02:10mortar fire that just isn't good enough we haven't had anything proper to eat for over a week
02:16i'm not diverting fighting troops to deal with a handful of jabs just because you're feeling a bit
02:20peckish over and out i never know such callous behavior they just don't care why don't we go out
02:27and deal with them jabs so there's only a few of them are you mad if i get killed i
02:33can't stand it
02:33it's too much for a sensitive answer you go out it's not it's quite understandable you should react
02:39in an emotional way like that sub-measure and i admire you for it i really do but on the
02:43other hand
02:44i do think we ought to weigh up the pros and cons very very carefully uh don't you oh yes
02:48sir
02:48very carefully indeed i mean let us look at the whole position just because we're a bit hungry
02:52would you sub-measure take the risk of any one of our chaps being harmed oh yes sir there's gonna
02:57um there's a bombardee well there's two or three of them sir i'll just put it to him sir right
03:06boys now pay attention listen to me now then are you hungry yes yes are you very hungry yes yes
03:13do
03:13you think something should be done about it yes you think them jabs need teaching a lesson yes are
03:18you coming with me to wipe them out thank you sir why that doesn't look at all bad what are
03:31the
03:31others heavy that's for everyone colonel sub oh shall i share it out sir i think perhaps you better
03:39Now then, there's one, two, three, four, five sardines and ten of us, five into ten goes two.
03:45That's half a sardine each, Sergeant Major.
03:49Did you hear that, sir?
03:51The boy has done the sum already.
03:54Very alert soldier, sir.
03:56Who gets the bones?
03:58Officers and NCOs.
04:00What about the charwaller and the cook, Sergeant Major?
04:02Shut up.
04:03Oh, I'm sorry, Sergeant Major.
04:05They're entitled to their share, so I'm afraid it's twelve and not ten.
04:09It's twelve and not ten.
04:12For your information, Mr Lardy Dark, and they do not have none, because five into twelve do not go.
04:18Steady on, Sergeant Major.
04:19We've got a Labour government now.
04:20They make a fuss about all sorts of things, you know.
04:22I haven't, sir.
04:23Why don't we give the natives the bones?
04:25Good idea.
04:26The good old British compromise.
04:27We'll give them the bones.
04:29We're going to give you the bones.
04:31You are the most kind, Colonel, sir.
04:33A beautiful man.
04:35Now, how are we going to divide out the baked beans?
04:38Give us ten each and see what's left over like.
04:45Ten.
04:50There's eleven on that plate.
04:56Sorry.
04:58Excuse fingers.
05:02Don't do that.
05:02I'll count out the rice.
05:04Excuse me.
05:04Thank you, sir.
05:08Steady on, Ashwood.
05:09Don't waste them.
05:09That last grain went off the table.
05:11I've got you.
05:12Don't put it back.
05:14It's all dusty.
05:16Raise yourself.
05:18The bombardier do that.
05:19I won't have a weapon.
05:23I'm afraid there's nothing else for it.
05:24Things are getting very desperate.
05:26We'll have to break into the cocktail snacks.
05:30Oh, yes.
05:31Yes, I'm afraid so.
05:32The bottle of maraschino cherries,
05:35the tin of football wafers,
05:36and the bottle of miniature gherkins.
05:39Supposing somebody drops him for drinks.
05:43Just a chance we'll have to take.
05:45Go and get the cocktail snacks.
05:46All right.
05:48But I tell you,
05:49those Japanese have got a lot to answer for.
05:54Arms is hard, boys.
06:01Oh, this is very bad for business, Asin.
06:04I cannot sell cha with no milk or sugar.
06:07And I have no kekis.
06:09And I'm so hungry.
06:11You know, in China,
06:13when I was a small boy,
06:14my father taught me
06:15many ancient Chinese problems.
06:17You don't know me.
06:19You don't know me.
06:20You don't know me.
06:24You don't know me.
06:24What does that mean?
06:25I don't know.
06:29Hey, fellas, look.
06:31It's Fred.
06:31You are a fool.
06:32He's the only chicken we got left.
06:34What are we going to do with him, eh?
06:36I think we should make a soup of him.
06:37It'll go further.
06:39There's not much meat on the breast.
06:41That's not the breast.
06:42The breast's underneath.
06:44It's always on the top
06:45when my father carves it.
06:48That's because it's dead.
06:49It's lying like that on the plate.
06:51When it's walking about,
06:52it's like that.
06:56Who's going to kill it?
06:57We can't kill Fred.
06:59He crowed and woke us up
07:00when that loose wallow
07:00got into the camp
07:01and tried to steal all our gear.
07:02Now, he's been here
07:03as long as we have.
07:05And he eats all the nasty,
07:06creepy crawlies.
07:07He's quite a good company
07:08for the chicken.
07:09I think you're all being
07:10emotional and illogical.
07:12Chop his head up
07:12and put him in the pot.
07:13Now, wait a minute.
07:14Let's have a vote on it.
07:16Now, who's in favour
07:17of eating Fred?
07:18Oh, yeah.
07:21Fred.
07:21All right, let him go.
07:23There you go, Fred.
07:24We've saved your life there,
07:25old son.
07:26That leaves us with a song
07:27in our heart
07:27and an ache in our stomach.
07:29Sobs,
07:30I know where there is a palm tree
07:32full of ripe coconuts.
07:34They're very nutritious
07:35and totally delicious.
07:37Why didn't you tell us
07:38before you burp.
07:39I'll go and tell the coroner.
07:40We'll go and get him
07:41first thing in the morning.
07:56Keep on your toes.
07:58Maybe Japs knife is about.
08:09Here we go.
08:09Curls, love.
08:10There are the beautiful coconuts.
08:12Cool.
08:13Look at that, fellas.
08:15Eight lovely coconuts.
08:17Are we going to get them down, sir?
08:19Yes.
08:20How are we going to get them down, it?
08:23Well, sir, we could, uh...
08:25We could, uh...
08:27It's a tricky one, sir.
08:30I can shoot him down, sir.
08:31We can't do that, Sergeant Major.
08:33The Japs might hear us.
08:34Shut up.
08:35I'm not afraid of a handful
08:36of free-bitten, slant-eyed nips.
08:38I think we're going to get
08:39at this point.
08:40I mean, Asher,
08:41I would love to have a scrap,
08:43wouldn't we, Asher?
08:43Oh, of course.
08:44Of course.
08:45But we haven't actually been authorised
08:46by GHQ to flush out these Japs,
08:48have we?
08:48Never.
08:49No.
08:49Apart from which,
08:50we might get holes in the nuts.
08:55We don't want holes in our nuts.
08:59Excuse me, sir.
09:00In the Solomon Islands,
09:02the natives just shin up
09:0360 or 70 feet,
09:04twist off the coconuts,
09:05and then shin down again.
09:07Don't look at me, sir.
09:08I'm a different sort of native.
09:11If we can't get up to the nuts,
09:13we could bring them to us.
09:15We could cut down a tree.
09:18Until you hear that, sir.
09:19And the package has done it again.
09:22You haven't got a source,
09:23I'll admit her.
09:25Well, you must admit,
09:25the principal was right, sir.
09:28You're talking absolute rubbish,
09:29sharp man.
09:30The boy's a blithering idiot.
09:34We must not discourage him, sir.
09:35He might not never make another suggestion.
09:38Damn good job, too.
09:41Savage.
09:43We haven't got enough puff.
09:46I'm talking about explosives.
09:49Oh, shit.
09:52If we empty all the powder
09:54out of our ammunition,
09:55wrap it in some cloth,
09:57and then tie it round the tree,
09:58like a poultice.
10:00Aye.
10:00Then we can pack it round one might.
10:02Precisely.
10:03This would cause the explosion
10:04to go inwards.
10:05We need a fuse,
10:07like the cowboy films
10:08when they bust into a bank.
10:09Yes.
10:10Have you got a thunder flash,
10:11Sergeant Major?
10:12Have you got a thunder flash,
10:13Sergeant Major?
10:15I've heard such a load of twadling
10:17all my life.
10:18They're all blithering idiots,
10:19aren't they, sir?
10:20No.
10:21I think it's a good idea.
10:27I should do the trick.
10:29Perfect.
10:31All right, blow some shit off.
10:33Better take cover.
10:33There's very little danger, sir.
10:34With all that mud on it,
10:36the force of the explosion
10:36will go inwards.
10:38Not you, Suggler.
10:40You volunteered to light the fuse.
10:44Now, you take one of these matches,
10:46light the fuse,
10:47and when it starts fizzing,
10:49you'll walk away slowly.
10:52And I light it now.
10:54Not now.
10:55I will tell you when.
11:00Now.
11:04It's fizzing.
11:06Walk away,
11:07slowly and calmly.
11:09Right, get your hands down.
11:12I keep telling you,
11:13Sergeant Major,
11:13the mud will force the explosion inwards.
11:16It's elementary physics.
11:18Graham has been to Cambridge,
11:19and I do give him credit
11:20for some intelligence.
11:34Holy shit.
11:37Graham.
11:38Graham,
11:39what did you get your degree in?
11:43English literature, sir.
11:44Yeah.
11:48We're going to kill him tonight.
11:54The sooner we get back to the camp,
11:56the better.
11:57You're scared of your own shadow, you.
11:59I can't help it.
12:00I get the feeling there are Japanese eyes
12:02looking at me from behind every tree.
12:04Right.
12:05Start the knife on, Sergeant Major.
12:07Stand by the lift.
12:08Sergeant Major,
12:09I'll put me foot on the end.
12:12Parkinson's put his foot on the end, sir.
12:13Of his own volusion.
12:16Lift.
12:16Right, steady now.
12:18Lift.
12:19Steady.
12:20Now, steady.
12:21Don't run.
12:22Steady.
12:23Steady.
12:23Now, hold it up a bit.
12:24Up a bit.
12:24Straight up.
12:25That's it.
12:25Steady.
12:26Right, hold it.
12:27Hold it.
12:28Hold it.
12:28Now then.
12:29Right.
12:29Wait, wait.
12:30Lift.
12:31Soar.
12:39We've done it.
12:41All right, boys.
12:42One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
12:45There's one still up there, sir.
12:47Oh.
12:53Not no more.
12:56Damn, Gloria.
12:58You got a coconut, baby.
13:00How are you enjoying your breakfast, Eshwin?
13:02It's fried coconut's a bit oily, sir.
13:04You're always complaining, Esh.
13:06A moaner.
13:07We had smoked salmon caviar, you grumble.
13:08It was too fishy.
13:09Excuse me, sir.
13:11I've got a message from GHQ.
13:13They said they can't send an MO as the road's still under mortar fire.
13:18How is Burma, Graham?
13:19He's still sleeping, sir.
13:20Did he come round again?
13:21Yes, he woke up once last night, called me a blithering idiot,
13:24and then went back to sleep.
13:26Sounds encouraging.
13:28I think there's very little damage being done, sir.
13:30His pupils and his parts are still quite normal.
13:33I'm glad something is.
13:35There is a slight contusion on the upper cranium.
13:38Oh, a slight confusion of the upper cranium.
13:41I had one of them.
13:42The wheels fell off.
13:45I can love this guy.
13:46Talk English, Mr. Lardy-Dark, I don't agree with him.
13:50He's got a bump on his head.
13:52There we go.
13:53I think he's swinging the lead, sir.
13:54Oh, come now, sir, Major.
13:56The coconut cracked open on his head.
13:58Shall I put him on a charge, sir, for wasting the milk?
14:02No, no, no.
14:02Let him sleep.
14:05Excuse me, Colonel Slough.
14:06Asin would like to know how you want the coconuts cooked for lunch.
14:10Oh, has he any suggestions?
14:12I'll give you a little tip, Ashford.
14:13Never ask a Chinese cook if he's got any suggestions.
14:16We'll let you know.
14:19Beg your pardon, sir.
14:20We've got to get some fresh meat.
14:23I was talking to Gunnar Graham, and he was explaining to me
14:25that we's not getting enough calories.
14:30Seems all we's eating, sir, is a lot of carbohydrophoborites.
14:35Or enough prostrates.
14:39I think we're Gunnar Graham, sir.
14:41It's very true.
14:42You know, sir, this jungle is absolutely teeming with life.
14:45I mean, there must be something in it we can eat.
14:47Yes, you're right.
14:48Do you remember a couple of weeks ago, we came across that old boar?
14:51The Brigadier, sir.
14:54We can't eat him, sir.
14:56It's against King's regulation.
14:59Do be serious, son, Eddard.
15:01Whenever there's wild pig about, you're a good shot,
15:04and Ashford and I can do the stalking.
15:06What about the Japanese, sir?
15:07Well, we'll stalk in the opposite direction.
15:10It's all right with me, sir. I'll get some rifles.
15:12All right.
15:19Oh, I hope they come back with something nice, fellas.
15:22Oh, just imagine a roast pork and crackling,
15:26all brown and sizzling.
15:29With coke and a...
15:33Oh, Gloria's wakened up.
15:35I bet he's got a headache.
15:36How are you feeling, Gloria?
15:39Hey, Gloria, you should have kept your wig on.
15:44My name's Beaumont.
15:46I'm a bombardier in the Royal Artillery.
15:49In future, you'll address me according to my rank.
15:52Clear?
15:52Oh, she wants us to address her according to her rank.
15:56Stand up.
15:58I said, on your feet, it's an order!
16:00I think she's getting cropped.
16:03Oh!
16:05Are you refusing to obey an order?
16:07Uh-huh.
16:08Yes.
16:08May I remind you that we are on active service,
16:10and what you are doing amounts to mutiny.
16:13Why don't you go back to bed, Gloria?
16:16Okay, one last chance.
16:18Get on parade.
16:18Get on parade.
16:22Wow.
16:28Got GI Gloria right now, man.
16:33Shit.
16:34Holy shit.
16:37Get your eyes up, boys.
16:41Sucked and smiling.
16:43Don't you fooling me out of your hats.
16:45Get properly dressed.
16:46Holy shit.
16:47You could smite yourself down.
16:49What do you think you're doing?
16:51He's gone potty.
16:52Must have been that bump on the edge.
16:54Humor him.
16:54Humor him.
16:56Ambo here.
16:58I'm a Macintosh.
17:00Why have you got a hole in your hat?
17:03You just put it there.
17:06Chains in the ranks!
17:08Bombardier, speaking on behalf of the others,
17:10if you want to rehearse, we don't mind a bit.
17:12No, no, we didn't know you'd get that upset, you know.
17:15I'll tell you what.
17:16Well, rehearse the pretty girl is like a melody number, eh?
17:18In full costume.
17:19I'll even put on my Rita Hayworth dress.
17:22Yeah.
17:22And I'll wear the Esther Williams swimsuit that you like with roses.
17:26You like that?
17:27Yeah.
17:27And you could wear your Ruby Keeler dress with depleted tulle.
17:31Oh, you look a knockout in that.
17:34You puffs.
17:40I see how much tarts.
17:42I'll never wear women's clothes again.
17:45All right, then.
17:46You can be Dick Powell, and I'll be Ruby Keeler.
17:53Oh, shit.
17:54You nasty little pervert.
17:59We've got a war to fight.
18:01There's just one or two Japs out there stopping us getting the food,
18:03and what are you doing about it?
18:04Nothing.
18:05Because you're a bunch of weak-kneed, flabby, spineless, puny weights.
18:09Well, it's going to stop right here and now.
18:11I'm going to toughen up you Nancy boys.
18:15Right.
18:16Running on the spot.
18:17Begin!
18:19Come on, faster, faster.
18:21Do it like a man.
18:23Do it like me.
18:23Come on, faster.
18:24Faster, come on.
18:29Better not stop.
18:30He might be pretending.
18:33No, he's fainted.
18:35He's had a brine stool.
18:37Oh.
18:38Yes, I suppose he has in a way.
18:40After all, we've all got two sides to our character.
18:42What, you mean like Jekyll and Hyde?
18:44Yes.
18:44There's a hero and a coward in all of us.
18:46In our case, let's face it,
18:48the coward keeps the hero well under control.
18:50You mean that bang on Gloria's head knocked out the coward?
18:53Yes.
18:54It's probably only temporary.
18:55When he comes round, he may not remember anything about it.
18:57Yeah, but what are we going to do?
18:59I think he's about lunchtime.
19:02What's old Sharp going to say?
19:04Yeah, if he finds out he's been shooting at us,
19:07he'll have him locked away in a loony bean.
19:09We'd better get him to bed.
19:10Yes, and let's keep it to ourselves for the time being.
19:12See what happens when he wakes up.
19:14I'll clean up the stent.
19:15Give me some men who are star-hearted men.
19:25You're not rehearsing your Al Jolson number this time of night,
19:28bombardier, are you?
19:29No, camouflage.
19:33What do you got there?
19:35Grenades, mills marked for a short fuse.
19:39Yeah, buddy.
19:41Dear, do you think you're playing up, bombardier?
19:44I need your help.
19:50What for?
19:51To round up the Japs.
19:54I could do it on my own,
19:55but I need somebody to cover my rear.
20:02What are you sniggering?
20:03Yes, he is.
20:05Are you feeling all right, bombardier?
20:08I've never felt better in my life.
20:10The way I see it is this.
20:11My men, if you can call them that, they're hungry.
20:14All the stands between us and the food
20:15are a few miserable Japs.
20:18Just wipe them out.
20:19We've got no further problems.
20:21Are you coming with me?
20:25You mean a bit hasty, boy.
20:29You're always shooting your mouth
20:30of how you like to have a crack at the end of me.
20:32Well, now's your chance to put your muscle
20:34where your mouth is.
20:36And this is a gut check, Williams.
20:42Are you coming?
20:44Or do I go it alone?
20:47You put it like, oh, I'm coming.
20:49Right.
20:50Then fix your face.
20:53Damn.
20:54Right.
20:55This is what we're going to do.
20:57We creep up on them
20:58to about 100 yards.
21:00Right.
21:01Then you give me cover in fire
21:02and I charge them
21:03and I blast them to hell.
21:06Just because you suddenly turned into Errol Flynn,
21:08you can't do it like they do on a film film.
21:11You've got to use strategy.
21:12You can't charge machine guns.
21:14Right.
21:15Then I creep around behind them.
21:17They cover me.
21:18And I strangle them with my bare hands.
21:22Damn.
21:22Gangster.
21:23I shouldn't come to grips with them, Bombardier.
21:26You know, I'm Japanese.
21:26He's trained in Jewish jitsu.
21:29Jewish jitsu.
21:33You're not turning yellow, are you?
21:36No, no.
21:38You know what, Williams?
21:42You're a real man.
21:46Is it a fact?
21:49And that's a very rare thing
21:50in this day and age.
21:52Let's seal our partnership.
21:56Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
21:58How do we do that, then?
22:00With a kiss.
22:03What the heck?
22:05What the heck?
22:10Of blood.
22:12We cut our wrists.
22:15And then we join them together.
22:18And we become blood brothers.
22:20I don't think we ought to do that, Bombardier.
22:23We might become skeptical.
22:29Oh, man, this is a banger episode, man.
22:38Look, over there, about 100 yards away.
22:42Come on, let's get him.
22:43We be moaned down.
22:45We go around, through the bushes,
22:47lob a couple of grenades in,
22:48and Bob's your uncle.
22:49But I want to get at him
22:50with my bare hands.
22:53I'll tell you what, Bombardier.
22:55I'll throw the grenade.
22:56You do what you want to do
22:57with your bare hands.
23:09Oh, shit.
23:12What are we going to do?
23:14One bite from that that we've had it.
23:16There's nothing to worry about.
23:19They can't bite you
23:20if you grab them just behind the head.
23:23Right?
23:24You divert his attention
23:26and I'll creep around behind it.
23:28and grab it with my bare hands.
23:30Holy moly.
23:32You're doing a lot with your bare hands.
23:38This way.
23:39Whatever you do,
23:41don't stop swaying.
23:51This is great.
23:53Who's a pretty boy, then?
23:55Oh!
23:58Sit.
23:59Sit.
24:02Sit.
24:06Holy moly.
24:07Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
24:11Arrgh! Arrgh!
24:15Arrgh! Arrgh! Arrgh!
24:15Oh, right! Arrgh!
24:18Arrgh!
24:19Arrgh!
24:22Arrgh!
24:25Gangster! Did you get a bite?
24:27Yeah.
24:28I bet it just behind the ear.
24:30There it is!
24:36Round one victory.
24:40Gloria.
24:50Shhh!
24:53What's the matter?
24:56You're frightened.
25:04You throw the grenade,
25:05and I'll go in with my bare hands.
25:10Mama dear,
25:12before you go in with your bare hands,
25:14wait for the bang.
25:17Arrgh!
25:26Arrgh!
25:28Arrgh!
25:28Arrgh!
25:29Arrgh!
25:30Arrgh! Arrgh!
25:30Arrgh!
25:31Arrgh!
25:34Got them all?
25:37Wait a minute!
25:41Arrgh!
25:41These are all dummies!
25:43Who fired the mortar?
25:46Get out!
25:48You must have circled around behind. Now get him.
25:50Errgh! Hang on!
25:52we done what we came to do do you realize that one miserable jap has been holding up our food
25:58for a week he's even used one of our mortars just think one jab well uh we don't make too
26:07much of
26:07that sir major williams calling royal artillery concert party are you receiving me are you
26:17receiving me it's a sergeant major sir give it to me where the hell have you been sergeant major yes
26:23we've been worried sick the bombardier bowman and myself have single-handedly double-handedly
26:30neutralized the japanese mortal emplacement and accounted for one two three four five six of the
26:38ahead of me and he's bringing back their helmets to prove it over and out all right
26:48let me shake you by the hand bombardier
26:52it's great to have you on the team williams you went a bit faster and we killed six japs
26:57who are you i didn't say we killed them i said we'd accounted for them
27:02now you pick up the elements i'll carry the mortar and when we get back i'll do the talking
27:13i had some pain to come over and present these decorations to my men not at all i always try
27:17to make it if i can the chaps like it you know you must be very proud of them colonel
27:22oh we are very
27:23proud indeed aren't we ashford oh yes sir as proud as peacocks come on bombardier fasten up your belt
27:28proper you're walking around like a wet weekend ever since i woke up this morning i felt all
27:32peculiar oh the last thing i remember is going out to get those coconuts that was over a week ago
27:39what have i been doing since then whatever it was they're going to give you a medal for it
27:44me a medal what for well you see bombardier it's like what's all this bombardier my name's gloria
27:52fall in with the men sergeant major it's all right don't worry move yourself too much let's have
27:56you let's have you let's have you stop probably just stand still
28:02attention sergeant major williams bombardier beaumont three paces forward march
28:09sergeant major williams bombardier beaumont you have been recommended and quite properly recommended in
28:15my view for the highest award in the british army the victoria cross whoa
28:26unfortunately you didn't get it
28:27come on well quote the official citation for carriage above and beyond the call of duty
28:35sergeant major williams and bombardier beaumont have been mentioned in dispatches this is a great honor
28:42and is signified by perhaps the most british of all emblems the oak leaf clasp captain ashwood the oak
28:49leaves you haven't done done the pins oh i'm off your side oh crumbly silly ass i'm sorry
28:56come on girl my goofy ah is that it no that's a dead beetle
29:06what are we doing here sergeant major shut up you're getting a gong for wiping out six japs
29:14real ones stuffed ones i don't understand shut up just let him pin the go on your chest will he
29:24kiss us like they do in france here they are i'm awfully sorry thank you sergeant major williams
29:33well done sergeant major it's exactly what i would have expected of you thank you
29:39sir
29:39all right
29:42bombardier beaumont
29:47bombardier you're not a regular soldier like the sergeant major and i but nevertheless
29:50a few days ago you proved to us that you were a man
29:57a man of a man of a swerving resolve and iron courage
30:02ow
30:04you pranked me that hurts
30:07my blood i can't get out of me
30:09i can't get out of my side i can't tell this out of blood
30:16oh
30:17well nice when it lasted before when it had it
30:30hey hey hey
30:34hey
30:47hey
30:48hey
30:49hey
30:49hey
30:49The boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
31:00B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
31:18Ladies and gentlemen, well, the new Gloria 2.0, it was nice.
31:24You know, while it lasted, ladies and gentlemen, definitely plenty of laughs.
31:28This is definitely a top-tier episode, banger episode by my standards.
31:32I hope you enjoyed it. As always, leave your thoughts down below. Hold up.
31:38You do a lot with your bare hands.
31:41Ladies and gentlemen, I absolutely love this episode.
31:47This may be, right now, one of the best episodes, you know, hands down, ladies and gentlemen,
31:54because holy shit, this was a banger.
31:56And a couple of other ones that come to mind that I enjoyed was the flag episode,
32:01like showing the flag episode.
32:03And then when they had that female officer, oh man, was that a great episode here.
32:10So we've got some really special episodes, but right now, this may be number one right now.
32:15So it's going to be a tough one to top because, you know, you got this kind of role reverse.
32:22So a little Gloria 2.0.
32:24And must I say that Sergeant Major shut up's wordplay.
32:28And again, I'm one that messes up and makes up words and, you know, mix match words constantly.
32:34So, you know, obviously you're always getting what he's in, you know, he's inferring, you know,
32:39what he's meaning to say.
32:41And it's just so good.
32:42There's too many, like literally every time he does that, it's so damn funny.
32:47And it never gets old when he's, you know, mocking my boy, you know, Graham, you know,
32:53when he's mocking the university, Cambridge.
33:00Because I got to say, when I was in school, you had a lot of, you know, a lot of
33:05freaking
33:05smart asses that always, you know, they talk so much shit, man.
33:09Think they know everything and stuff like that.
33:11I used to mock the shit out of them.
33:14So I love Sergeant Major shut up.
33:16That is apparent.
33:17Everybody, you know, she's one of the best characters on this show.
33:20But, you know, Gloria is another one.
33:24And, you know, obviously my boy Lofty, but Gloria's probably best performance yet.
33:30Because we're used to, you know, Gloria taking the spotlight in performances, the singing,
33:38the dancing, the choreography, whatever, all that performance stuff.
33:41But, you know, to lead the charge and, dare I say, outman Sergeant Major shut up here
33:49on this episode, man.
33:50He surprised the shit out of us.
33:52So who knew it?
33:53It just took, you know, the little coconut to fall from the tree.
33:58Because he was like, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
34:02Where's the Marine?
34:04Oops.
34:06Once we saw it fall down, man.
34:08Holy shit.
34:09You got a noon of proof.
34:11You got Rambo here.
34:12You know, I was getting flashbacks of our boy Pike here.
34:17You know, just being a badass.
34:19And it's great.
34:20Because, again, you got this kind of role reversal where, you know, Gloria will always be like
34:25a little bit more feminine, right?
34:27And now you got Macho Man here.
34:29You got Macho Man, Randy Savage here.
34:34So I have to say, again, glorious performance.
34:38You know, Beaumont here.
34:41You know, they whipped the troops up into shape.
34:44Put a little fear in the tough guy, McIntosh.
34:47Because McIntosh is the same type of dude that be lifting this guy, Gloria, up.
34:52You know, kind of like bitching him and shit in many instances.
34:54And not today, son.
34:56It only took a little.
35:01And, listen, if you don't know, I liked a lot of action movies growing up.
35:05You know, Rambo type stuff.
35:07It's been a minute since I've seen those movies, though.
35:10But, you know, just the badassery has always been engraved in my brain.
35:15There's been a lot of movies like Commando.
35:18You know, all these kind of like action-packed type things.
35:21You know, even Predator, you know, the movie with Arnold and the rest of the gang there.
35:26Because it was a badass soldier.
35:29So when you have Gloria, that may not look even to the head honcho there that was pinning the guys,
35:34right?
35:35That he's not like a typical soldier like the rest of the guys.
35:38Like he was like saying, like Sergeant Major, shut up.
35:41And myself, you know, he had a two-year-old horn there, man.
35:44And it's great to see because sometimes I think that not just Gloria, but like even with Lofty and stuff,
35:51the most littlest people tend to sometimes get very underestimated.
35:55I've pretty much been underestimated my whole life.
35:58And you know what?
35:58It's made me tougher for that.
36:00I love underestimate me as much as you want.
36:03I love it.
36:04I strive for that.
36:05So seeing what you guys think in the moments there with the new and improved in the moments there, Gloria,
36:12you know, I was a badass.
36:13I was loving it.
36:15You know, again, I really like action-packed type of episodes.
36:18It was explosive.
36:19You know, I like, you know, boom, you know, I like all that stuff.
36:22So it had everything that I could want.
36:25Less performances today as far as like, you know, the singing and dancing and stuff.
36:30And the guys were trying to get Gloria to go back and dressing and stuff.
36:34You got this one, want to be Rita Hayworth again and stuff like that.
36:37But not today, son.
36:38Gloria is saying, but you got Gloria calling them.
36:42What Sergeant Major Shut Up has always been saying on like every episode with these guys.
36:48Oh, man, that was so funny.
36:50That was like the icing on the cake for these guys, man.
36:53You know, whip their ass into shape.
36:55I thought it was great.
36:57You know, the snake sequence, I would have been shitting my pants, ladies and gentlemen,
37:01with the cobra or whatever.
37:03I would have been shitting my pants.
37:05I love the little special effects happening here.
37:08And, you know, sometimes in that moment there when they realized it was like one person holding down that position,
37:14that guy got out of dodge real quick.
37:16Yeah, sometimes it's one person, you know, just holding it down, you know.
37:21And luckily for him, you know, he got to escape out of there unscathed here.
37:26My boys, Gloria would have been there a little bit sooner there.
37:30I don't know what would happen.
37:32Definitely would have been using his bare hands for something on this episode.
37:36So, you know, my mind always in the gutter, man.
37:38I hope that you enjoyed this episode.
37:40Plenty of laughs.
37:41I think this is probably the best episode that I've seen so far.
37:44Two of the episodes, like I said earlier, came to my mind.
37:48Yeah, I really liked that lady officer episode, man.
37:50That shit was great.
37:52And, you know, the flag episode.
37:54I thought that was another banger episode.
37:56But, again, there's been plenty of quality episodes on this show.
38:00But, yeah, it's, you know, for series eight.
38:03I can't believe I'm saying that.
38:05I don't believe it, man.
38:06These episodes go like hotcakes.
38:08I hope that you enjoyed it.
38:09As always, best way to let me know is commenting down below.
38:12Don't forget to subscribe.
38:14Also, real quick, I just want to take a moment.
38:18To say and give a shout-out, you know, a special shout-out to June.
38:22If you're watching this right now, I just want to thank you for, you know, always hyping up the videos.
38:28You were the first person that, you know, hypes up the videos.
38:31And probably the only one that I know that hypes up the videos.
38:34And, you know, I just want to thank you for that.
38:36I didn't even know about hyping the videos and all that until you kind of mentioned it.
38:42I had to look it up, man.
38:43Sometimes I don't really know all the stuff that YouTube is always adding.
38:47But I got to take a special shout-out to you.
38:49So, if you're reading this, yeah, I mean, watching this, excuse me.
38:53You know, I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you.
38:55Thank you for your support.
38:56Thanks for hyping up the videos.
38:58Me, Zaps to the world.
38:59You know, I'm glad I know what it is.
39:01You know, it took me a while to figure it out.
39:02But I was like, oh, shit, this is really cool.
39:04So, I thank you for, you know, I know you say you usually save it for It Ain't Half Hot
39:09Mom.
39:09And I appreciate you for that.
39:11So, thank you.
39:12Special shout-out today goes to you.
39:14And, as always, thanks to everyone.
39:15Simply just watch it.
39:16But, you know, I want to take an extra moment to thank you, June.
39:19So, thank you, June.
39:20I will see you all soon.
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39:23Peace.