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00:10what's up wolf hack fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well kicking it
00:14with sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang on it ain't half hot mom what adventures
00:19are going to be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen
00:25but this is your cue whether you're new or recurrent snacks it's not included dammit you gotta bring
00:30your own fancy a cup and go make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick with me and
00:33hopefully have a laugh alongside me let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:42meet the gang cause the boys are there the boys to entertain you with music and laughter to help
00:50you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey with songs and sketches and jokes
00:56on anew with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause the boys are there the boys
01:03to entertain
01:10you
01:10and i thought last night's show was definitely substandard
01:26i quite agree sir what did you think sergeant major sloppy sir the whole thing is falling to pieces
01:32brigadier was quite scathing when they dressed up as dancehall girls and saying tense it's a dance
01:37he turned to me and said i wouldn't dance with them for nothing
01:42shall i put him on a charge sir for over charging
01:46can't do that sergeant major get him on parade captain ash will give them a good dressing down
01:50please sir yes jolly will tear him off a strip very good sir right lovely boys let's have your
01:57great news what do you bet if you gave them a good telling officer no no you're very good at
02:01that
02:01sort of thing you can be very sarcastic and quick-witted what about that time when that toffee
02:07nose little pilot officer made a remark about those spindle legs of yours sticking out from under your
02:11shorts quick as a flash you said why don't you take off bro frame boy
02:17watch out
02:19turn the ice to a time come on
02:21the men are on parade sir thank you i've made a stand with these
02:26turn the ice right off you go tear him to shreds
02:32now look here you lot turn and i are very cross with you
02:40you're all rotten and what's more you you
02:46what captain ashwood is trying to say is that the show is sloppy and you are an idle bunch of
02:53unfunny ugly useless thick twits of mormons is that right sir quite right well done ashwood
03:02oh yeah the only one i feel sorry for is gonna parkins he stood out on that stage like a
03:08little
03:09diamond in a manure heap i wouldn't go so far as to say that sergeant major did you hear that
03:15sir
03:15not only talented but modest with it sure is like every boy sure all right all right all right
03:20sir the fact is the show isn't good enough now look i've made some notes here we'll go through the
03:26whole show piece by piece now the opening chorus now when you do this uh this step here you were
03:32putting your hand up as though you wanted to go somewhere i was trying to attract gunner graham's
03:38attention on the piano he was playing the wrong tempo it was a dirge like a funeral march what have
03:45you got to say to that graham i have played precisely that tempo for 500 performances hasn't
03:50varied one iota it did last night you've got tin ears anyway if i'd got tin ears you've got lead
03:56fingers now the mackintosh's strong man act now the part where you tear that tillivan direction in
04:02half fell very flat he doesn't grunt and groan enough you see the audience hardly capped at all
04:07oh grunt and groan all right it's gonna graham he's supposed to give me a tara and he didn't he
04:14i mean
04:14if i don't get a tara i don't get any applause oh it's me again is it i suppose the
04:20fact that they
04:20can all see where you've made a two-inch cup with a hacksaw so that the four-year-old infant
04:25could
04:26tear it in half is neither here nor there i only make a tiny neck all right next we go
04:32on to your
04:32solo gunner gunner uh suddon now something went very much amiss during the singing from the student
04:38prince overhead the moon is beaming light as blossom on the bow well it was him he won't follow me
04:44i
04:45only got as far as the moon is beaming and he got the blossom on the bow now you must
04:49follow him you
04:51see i'm supposed to be a gay debonair young prince who's a student at heidelberg university i have to
04:57hurry it up and slow it down as the mood takes me i do find it a little hard to
05:02convince myself that
05:03gunner suddon is a gay debonair young prince from heidelberg university like the caretaker from
05:08the tonapandi polytechnic the fact is it's all graham's fault because he won't follow me
05:15well as the americans would put it i seem to be the fall guy who's taking the rat for a
05:19load of
05:20bumps serves you right for being a wise guy you've done it again i've heard the last of this captain
05:29ashford and i and the sergeant major are going to think about it all and when we thought about it
05:32all we're definitely going to do something aren't we definitely right thank you carry on
05:45well thank you all very much for your support it's nice to know who your friends are what do you
05:50think's wrong with gunner graham sergeant major nothing i couldn't put right with a good kick
05:53the back side from now the colonel wishes to have a chat with you informally right all right thank you
06:11sergeant major uh do sit down sure sure i'm watering the day
06:18do you care for a cigarette no i don't smoke thank you sir i'm afraid i can't offer you a
06:22drink no i realize it's hard to get no it's not there it's just that you're a gunner and we're
06:26opposites now look here gunner graham what is wrong with you have you got trouble at hand
06:34no sir none at all well there must be something wrong you seem to have lost all interest in the
06:38show well sir i'll be frank with you you're a man of some culture and takes and you are too
06:44captain ashwood and you you you see sir it's like this how would you feel if your one ambition in
06:54life was to be a serious classical pianist and you had to sit there night after night at a terrible
06:59piano playing happy days are here again yes my god i do see it must be pure torture mustn't it
07:06sir major sheer purgatory sir i thought you had a degree in english literature oh that was just a
07:13sock to mummy and daddy you see i have i have this old aunt lucinda davistock graham she's the dorset
07:22side of the family she knew what i really wanted to do so she paid for my musical education entirely
07:28on my 21st birthday she took me to harrods and bought me a beckstein how marvelous do you hear that
07:34sabbeter she bought him a beckstein very nice sir how much is it due to the gallop
07:46well you're going back to that when all this is over oh yes sir definitely it takes years of
07:51practice will you yes i do realize that but auntie says she'll sponsor me and if anything should
07:57happen to her well she's made me her sole heir
08:02well we do realize things are hard for you but they're hard for us all i mean war's a damn
08:07boring
08:07business and we've just got to sold you wrong now you're you're going to do your best aren't you
08:12yes of course there's a good chap off you there 90 feet i salute about time get away to quads
08:19me sir
08:20on graham anyway i tell you there must be a very good reason for it all like i said sir
08:29nothing wrong with you i couldn't put right with a good kick up the hour back
08:32oh yeah give him the one two
08:39doesn't padarooski want any supper no he's lying under his mozzie net reading war and peace
08:44he says we're a bunch of ungrateful morons well let him sulk it was his fault the show was lousy
08:51of course it was fancy him calling us ungrateful morons what rights he got to look down on us
08:57just because he's been a university and we ain't i reckon it's the wrong people what's getting the
09:02education yeah you're right there parkie now if i've been to cambridge and done a lot of learning
09:08i'll be humbled about it where you've been me i mean i've been dying for a couple of showers afternoon
09:14i've been to head queue to get my new towel a permit medical officer inspected my charm
09:20and i'm happy to tell you there are no buggies
09:24inspector hot water killed him is she a command newspaper also time for colonel's up i'll give it
09:31him
09:35i'll see the jacks are on their last legs they were saying that months ago when i was up the
09:40jungle
09:40ten minutes later we were all running for our lives because we were surrounded by them
09:44well they can't hold out much longer i mean we've got the whole world on our side
09:49i can't wait to get back to silly street timpan alley sharing cross road the lights of london
09:55yeah they've turned them on already you know lucky devils
09:59i'll soon be working in a real life theater with a real live orchestra
10:02what makes you think you'll get a real live audience
10:07i walked out last night and it was free
10:11no it's not two of them asked for their money back and they paid in the first place
10:18that was good
10:20i'm going to apply for an ex-serviceman's grant to study singing at the scala milan
10:25you don't speak italian
10:27he's not that hot english
10:30what parts can you play in opera
10:32i could play don jose in karma
10:36gilly plays it he's not much bigger than i am
10:39it's all about a tart who has a job in a fag factory
10:42i play a corporal in the army who's besotted with her
10:45but she throws me over and has it off with an officer
10:49typical
10:52if they give grants for studying i reckon they should give grants for starting a business
10:57what sort of business would you start then
10:59i reckon after the war people are going to need roads
11:02and my plan is to build a huge road three lanes wide
11:06so that folks can travel from london to scotland without stopping
11:10people have got to stop
11:11what are they going to do about grub
11:13i'd build special cafes
11:15and what about petrol
11:17they'd sell petrol as well
11:19that's novel
11:20cafes that sell petrol
11:24excuse me sir
11:25would you mind if i sit in your night to read the paper
11:27my hurricane lamp is rather a naughty quote
11:30certainly
11:31i'm afraid there's not much in it
11:34what's in the time sir
11:36we won the war in europe
11:38it's about ten weeks old
11:41memorial service for lloyd george
11:44wonderful welshman lloyd george sir
11:47he knew my father
11:50who else is dead
11:51a couple of canons
11:54a judge
11:56a professor
11:56a few in the small print
11:58i say what's this
12:01lady lucinda bavistock graham
12:0391
12:04of graham hall in dorset
12:06widow of sir adrian bavistock graham bart
12:09that must be graham's auntie
12:12a lesson to lady lucinda bavistock graham's in dorset
12:15i wonder why he never mentioned it
12:18well perhaps he don't know sir
12:21i'm sure he'd have said
12:22after all she's the one who said to leave him all her money
12:24yeah but perhaps he hasn't got a letter sir
12:26i mean the mail is very erotic
12:31no no no hang on a minute
12:32we're dealing with a man who's very highly strung
12:35and who's got a lot of pressure from his friends
12:37because he's such a rotten pianist
12:40obviously he's very fond of the old woman
12:41and if i go up and say i'm afraid she's kicked the bucket
12:43might be a terrible shock to him
12:45sooner or later he'll get a letter from his parents
12:47putting the whole thing in a sympathetic and loving sort of way
12:50not only that sir
12:52he gives himself enough airs and graces as it is
12:54if he suddenly finds out he's coming to a fortune
12:56he'll become positively paragoric
13:01paranoid
13:03that's well sir
13:06on balance i think we'll leave things as they are
13:13yes well i uh i think i'll turn in now sir
13:16it's a bit early sir
13:18well well not really sir
13:19i have not done my snake search
13:26i say sir
13:27i didn't like to mention it in front of the sergeant major
13:30but i thought your reason for keeping the news from gunner graham was pretty thin
13:34well we've been pretty rotten to graham
13:37now look
13:38i've got this marvellous idea of making money after the war
13:41but i need capital
13:43now look
13:44if i go and say
13:45i'm afraid auntie's died and left you a fortune
13:48could you let me have ten thousand pounds
13:50it might sound a bit odd
13:53what is this marvellous idea sir
13:55television
13:57just before the war
13:58i went to the radio show at olympia
13:59and i saw this television set
14:00they were showing a tennis match
14:02you couldn't see the balls
14:04but it was marvellous
14:06that i said to myself is the future
14:08what tennis without balls
14:17television
14:20they've stopped it
14:21well they'll start up again after the war
14:22sooner or later they won in every home
14:24oh no definitely not
14:26i mean sets cost hundreds and hundreds
14:28yes well i'll buy a lot of them and get them cheaper
14:31then i can rent them out for say ten bob a week
14:34oh no i think it's a rotten idea
14:36i mean the british public like to get out and about
14:39they don't want to sit indoors with the blinds drawn
14:42crouching over a television set
14:45no no i wouldn't put a tub in it
14:46my idea's much better
14:48oh really
14:49what is it
14:50washing machines
14:52well that's just as expensive as my television sets
14:55ah but i'm not going to put one in every home
14:57i'll take a shop
14:58put a dozen machines in it you see
15:00then people can come along
15:01pay me a shilling
15:02and do their washing
15:04i'll start with one shop
15:05and then i'll have a chain of them all over the country
15:07i shall call them er
15:09launder drones
15:12now you're way off target there
15:14the british public would never stand for it
15:16you know how reserved they are
15:17they'd never let other people see their dirty washing
15:22you can't expect an educated man like graham
15:24to put his money into a harebrained scheme like that
15:26especially if you call it a launderer drone
15:30how about er laundriettes
15:33that's even worse
15:35go on let's do the snake search and we'll go to bed
15:38what you say
15:40let's be buddies
15:43hello boy
15:46oh
15:46well sergeant major
15:48can't you sleep
15:49no no i just come out and see how he was that's all
15:52gotta look after my boys you know
15:55that's very nice of you
15:57just cause i shout a bit now and then
15:58don't mean to say i don't care about you all you know
16:01no no of course not
16:05stuck out here in the jungle
16:06must seem a funny old life for an oxford and cabridge educated genius of a pianist like you
16:13kisses
16:14you still
16:15the war will soon be over
16:18and you'll be back in civie street
16:20playing beethoven
16:22chopping
16:24sherbet
16:27yes sir
16:28well let's hope so
16:30you know
16:32the good lord's been kind to you and he
16:35giving you all them gifts
16:36a brilliant brain
16:39wonderful musical talent
16:42beautiful speaking voice like al barley dell
16:47you're not bad looking either
16:55how long will you have to study then to become a famous classical pianist like
16:59who knows it's difficult to say
17:00i'd probably have to practice six or eight hours a day for five years
17:07but your life's all mapped out in it
17:10as for me
17:12as soon as the war's over
17:14i'll be retired
17:17the scrap heap for me
17:19oh come come sergeant major there must be
17:21some sort of job that you could do
17:23somewhere
17:25what about a commissionaire outside a cinema for instance
17:29i don't mean just an ordinary little flea pit of a cinema
17:33i mean with your ability it could be the odian leicester square
17:41well i do have an idea
17:43and it's this
17:44i want to get a few chaps around me
17:46a bit like me you know warrant officers sergeants
17:49who can handle themselves in a scrap
17:51put them in a smart uniform
17:53and we can go around protecting things
17:57protecting what sort of things
17:59well money
18:01we could collect wages from the bank
18:03anybody tries any robberies or strong arm stuff
18:06we duff them up
18:09that's not a bad idea
18:12we
18:13shall call the firm
18:15security troops
18:18not bad
18:20well of course sir
18:21that sort of thing
18:22takes a lot of money to start up
18:24and i haven't gotten it
18:28still one day
18:30who knows
18:34i'm glad you like the idea
18:54what was that noise i've seen
18:56i think come from the officer's basher
19:00perhaps lose while i'm trying to steal from colonel
19:03i'll fix him
19:07whoa whoa
19:07afraid
19:09do i
19:10are you awake ashford
19:12yes sir
19:13how much do you think gunner graham's aunt's left
19:15well if graham hall is the one i think it is
19:18it's huge
19:19with masses of servants
19:20could be half a million or more
19:22ah just think
19:23a common gunner inheriting half a million
19:26he's not common
19:27he went to Cambridge
19:29well he'll get the news any time
19:31we'd better start being nice to him now
19:33dear
19:34where are you going
19:34i'm gonna have a chat with him
19:36i'm coming with you
19:37well stop man
19:44heaven's sake don't let on
19:45he's inherited a fortune
19:58evening gunner graham
19:59good evening sir
20:02everything all right
20:03yes yes thank you sir
20:05fine
20:06we couldn't sleep
20:07so we thought we'd have a cup of tea
20:09would you care to join us
20:10oh that's very nice of you
20:12thank you sir
20:14char brother
20:18three cups of char
20:19dear dear
20:21is gunner graham going to pay sir
20:24we shall see that
20:25of course not
20:25we shall pay
20:30well graham how's it all going
20:32well not too bad thank you sir
20:34stuck in the jungle here must be a strange experience
20:36for an educated man of good breeding background and intelligence
20:41yes and a brilliant pianist to boot
20:45i want to be loved by you
20:48hey bunch of kiss asses
20:49it's nice stuff how people do that
20:51it's true sir
20:52his auntie has kicked bucket
20:54and left him millions and millions of pounds
20:57he never said a dicky bird
20:59he does not know sir
21:00and he mustn't know either
21:02i mean don't you see
21:02if we keep on the right side of him
21:04this could be the answer to all our dreams
21:07i could have my own show
21:08i could study my singing in italy
21:10and i could build my roads
21:12nah nobody's that wealthy
21:15but i could have my own show
21:16listen we're gonna have to start being nice to him
21:19how was he this morning
21:20i said good morning to him
21:22did he say anything back
21:23guess he told me to take a running jump
21:26where is he now
21:27under a tree outside the gates reading his book
21:29go outside and ask him if he'd like a nice cup of tea
21:32who me
21:33yes you
21:47would you like a cake
21:49my treat
21:51well i might
21:51what have you got
21:52just one sub
21:53oh i want a fancy one
21:55oh
21:56it just so happened
21:57i have just one coconut dream left
21:59give it to him
22:00give it to him
22:01that will be two honours extra sub
22:03take it take it
22:04two honours
22:07do you want to sit down
22:09you're sitting
22:10nobby
22:10get up
22:11you're sitting in padarooski's place
22:12you're with it
22:12oh sorry
22:19damn
22:20it's so good
22:22it's very humid
22:25do you like the cake
22:27i thought they were supposed to use the inside of the coconut
22:29not the outside
22:30not the outside
22:31not the outside
22:31oh my god
22:35oh my god
22:38oh my god
22:40oh my god
22:41oh my god
22:41oh my god
22:43is that nice
22:44it's a bit weak
22:45i think the charwalla started using those second hand tea leaves again
22:48second hand tea leaves
22:57right pay attention chat
22:59i've got some marvellous news for you especially for gunner graham
23:01now we all know gunner graham has not been too happy about the sort of music he's had to play
23:05no it's a shame
23:07it's a great travesty
23:08it just so happens i've been talking to the brigadier ghq and he's a very keen music lover
23:14but of course he's starved of good stuff
23:16well then he came to me in a flash
23:18here is gunner graham with his classical training
23:20and there is the brigadier starved
23:22why didn't we bring them both together
23:24why doesn't gunner graham give us all a recital
23:27well the brigadier jumped at it and he's following us down
23:30you mean you want me to play now
23:32yes
23:33what have you got a lot of
23:35who is your favourite composer
23:37i'm a ds mozart
23:38how extraordinary
23:39do you know who the brigadier's favourite composer is
23:41i'm uh i'm uh him
23:44have you got a lot of him
23:45well uh quite a lot yes sir
23:47well go and get it all
23:48all right fellas get the piano
23:49and now bring the chair
23:51i want a lovely boys move yourselves
23:53not you gunner graham
23:54now be careful with that piano lovely boys
23:57do not knock it apart
23:58gunner graham suffered enough as it is
24:01just a minute boys
24:02what has you done
24:05oh he'll have the sun in his eyes
24:07how do you expect a sensitive artist like him to have the sun in his eyes
24:10kind of graham who does not want the sun in your eyes does he you
24:12well no i'd rather not
24:13quite move it again lovely boys
24:15that's it
24:16beautiful
24:17careful now careful
24:19well done lads
24:20well done
24:23is that the music
24:24yes sir
24:25ah
24:26how long will that take
24:27ah
24:28about two hours
24:29oh fantastic
24:30if you hear that sergeant major
24:31he's going to play for two hours
24:32what a treat sir
24:35what a treat sir
24:37good afternoon sir
24:38is everything ready
24:39pretty much sir yes
24:40is this graham
24:42yes sir
24:43well done
24:44good afternoon
24:45good afternoon sir
24:46tell me
24:46by the way is it true that he's come into a fortune
24:49ah
24:50yes i believe so sir
24:51yes i must have a talk with him later on
24:53you see i've got this little scheme after the war
24:57jeez
24:57oh by the way i brought your mail for you
24:59oh thank you sir i won't hand them round now i don't want to hold things up
25:01uh try while i look after these will you please thank you
25:03which part of his repertoire is he giving us
25:05sir
25:06we is having two hours of armadillo mozart
25:11unbelievable
25:13mozart in the jungle
25:14off we go then
25:19overture to the magic
25:20ladies and gentlemen
25:22fellows
25:23we're very privileged this afternoon
25:25to have a mozart recital by jonathan graham
25:28i haven't finished you
25:30he's going to start off with a little number
25:32from mozart's biggest hit
25:34the overture to the magic flute
25:36take it away professor
25:41as wolfgang armadius mozart was born in salzburg
25:45where naturally everyone spoke german
25:47i feel it is only right and proper that i should give it its proper name
25:51which is of course as you all know
25:53die sauber flöter
25:55yes of course
25:56ha ha
26:08oh
26:14it's only a musical pause
26:17shut up
26:17it's only a musical pause
26:46ha ha ha ha ha
26:53Naptime, boys.
27:10So, I must speak to you.
27:14We mustn't interrupt Gunnagrae unless it's a matter of life and death.
27:17It is a matter of death, sir.
27:19All right. Excuse me, sir.
27:22Oh, shit.
27:28Sir, this letter has come from Gunnagrae's father.
27:32Why is it open?
27:33It got in the way of steaming kettles, sir.
27:39How dare you.
27:40Yes, how dare you.
27:41How much did she leave?
27:45Sir, I expect you heard the news about your poor aunt.
27:48As you know, you were her sole heir.
27:51In her latter years, however,
27:52she became heavily involved with the work of the church army.
27:55And I'm sure you'll be happy to know
27:56she left all her entire estate to them.
28:02Sir, does this mean that for two hours,
28:05we've been listening to that drivel?
28:09For nothing.
28:11I'm afraid, sir.
28:12Shall I put him on a charge, sir?
28:27Oh, boy.
28:28Boo!
28:35Boo this, man.
28:39Oh, thank you.
28:41You know, Mohammed,
28:43I don't understand life at all.
28:45A few days ago,
28:46they all turned against me.
28:48I couldn't do a thing right.
28:49And then, for some unexplained reason,
28:51they were all terribly nice to me.
28:53Now they've all turned on me again.
28:55There is old Indian proverbs up,
28:58which say,
28:59false friends are like summer birds.
29:02They fly away in the cold weather.
29:04So, if you want to see your true friend,
29:08gaze in the mirror.
29:13Jolly good.
29:57P-O-P-O-Y-S,
30:01voice to entertain you.
30:05End of hope and glory.
30:08Mother of the...
30:10Shut up!
30:14Ladies and gentlemen,
30:16if you made it this far,
30:17you know what?
30:18Use the code word erotic
30:20in the comments down below.
30:22Don't go anywhere.
30:23Hope you enjoyed it.
30:24This was crazy
30:26with everybody acting a fool
30:28for my boy, Graham.
30:29Hold up.
30:30Ladies and gentlemen,
30:32I hope that you enjoyed
30:33this episode, man.
30:36I thought...
30:38I thought McIntosh
30:39had one of the best lines
30:40early in
30:41when they're kind of like
30:42sitting on the table
30:43and about, you know,
30:45wanting the money back
30:45but they didn't pay.
30:46I thought he had
30:47one of the best moments there.
30:49One of the best
30:49laugh out loud moments
30:51on today's episode.
30:52But man,
30:53this shit...
30:54It reminds me
30:55of a song
30:56I used to listen to
30:57but, you know,
30:58it's sad that, you know,
30:59fake friends
31:00show fake love, man.
31:01They were on Graham's ass
31:04this whole episode,
31:06you know,
31:06from start.
31:07You know,
31:08that Graham couldn't
31:09do nothing right.
31:10Everybody's putting
31:11the blame on him
31:12instead of themselves.
31:14And, you know,
31:15a lot of times
31:16that holds truth in life
31:17that people are more
31:18quicker to blame
31:19somebody else
31:20but looking at them
31:21instead of looking
31:22at themselves
31:23in the mirror
31:23to see if,
31:24hey, maybe
31:25I'm the one
31:26who messed up,
31:27you know.
31:28And on this episode,
31:31these guys,
31:32everybody pretty much
31:33changed tune
31:36just to the thought
31:36that this guy
31:37made money, man.
31:38This shit speaks
31:39well on life.
31:41People get treated
31:42better when people
31:44think that they
31:44have a lot of money,
31:46you know,
31:47that someone else
31:47has a lot of money
31:48and that they could
31:49get something
31:50something else,
31:51you know,
31:52you know,
31:52from them,
31:53you know,
31:53that you can get
31:53something out of it,
31:54you know,
31:54so it's almost
31:55using the guy,
31:57Graham,
31:57you know,
31:57we know he's got
31:58that university
31:59education,
32:00Cambridge,
32:01all that bullshit
32:01and he can play
32:03and put you to sleep
32:04at the same time,
32:05especially if you listen
32:06to something
32:07in two hours,
32:07you're not really,
32:08it's not something
32:09you really vibe
32:10with anyway,
32:10so I will probably
32:11be like,
32:12I know,
32:13messed up,
32:14but yeah,
32:14I'll probably be
32:14sleeping very quickly,
32:16maybe 15 minutes.
32:18Oh, man,
32:18I'll take me
32:19a good old nap,
32:19but yeah,
32:20I enjoyed seeing,
32:23you know,
32:23essentially after
32:25my man's grandma's
32:26getting his ass
32:27chewed out
32:28by everybody,
32:29you know,
32:30everybody is really
32:31chewing him out
32:32on this episode,
32:33you know,
32:34Sergeant Major
32:35shut up,
32:35of course,
32:36always,
32:36and I think
32:38he kind of
32:39picked up on it
32:40a little bit,
32:40like,
32:41at least in his
32:41facial expression,
32:42this guy's got to
32:43treat me a little
32:44bit nicer than
32:45normal,
32:45man,
32:45especially after
32:46they were being
32:47very mean to him,
32:49so Graham got
32:50a little bit of
32:51love on this
32:52episode,
32:53although fake
32:53love,
32:54man,
32:54and,
32:55you know,
32:56that's where I was
32:57like,
32:57damn it,
32:58I'm having a blast
32:58watching it,
32:59but then I felt
33:00so bad for him
33:01because,
33:01you know,
33:02he doesn't know
33:03the news just yet,
33:05and,
33:06you know,
33:06this is somebody,
33:07this is a loved
33:07one of his,
33:07you know,
33:08this is his aunt
33:09who was probably
33:10one of the only
33:11people that really
33:12understood his
33:13dreams,
33:14but I did enjoy
33:16momentarily hearing
33:17because at some
33:18point,
33:18besides the show
33:20being eventually
33:21over and done
33:22with,
33:23these guys on
33:24their adventure
33:26right here,
33:27it's going to go,
33:28so eventually
33:28you're going to
33:29have to go back
33:30to the real world
33:32and,
33:33you know,
33:33pursue something,
33:34you know,
33:35live out some
33:36dreams and fantasies,
33:37and again,
33:37we know from
33:39our boy,
33:40Gloria,
33:41you know,
33:41that his dream,
33:43you know,
33:44that it's been,
33:44it's been like
33:46obvious for quite
33:47some long time,
33:48but I very much
33:49enjoyed,
33:50you know,
33:51what would
33:51essentially be
33:52called,
33:52be the laundry,
33:54what did he say,
33:54laundry drones,
33:55some shit like that,
33:56which eventually
33:57would be a laundromat
33:58and the TV
34:00business,
34:00man,
34:02you know,
34:02especially with
34:03the renting thing,
34:04there was a place,
34:05yeah,
34:06I don't know if it
34:06still exists anymore,
34:07but definitely
34:09around in the 90s,
34:11there was a place
34:13called Rent-A-Center
34:14and they had things
34:15that you could rent,
34:16you know,
34:16washing machines,
34:17definitely TVs,
34:19nightstands,
34:20you know,
34:20everything so that
34:20you could rent,
34:21so the ideas
34:23that they had,
34:24you know,
34:24I don't know when
34:25these type of things
34:26existed,
34:27I don't know when
34:28laundromats existed,
34:30I would have to
34:31Google that,
34:31you know,
34:32but,
34:32you know,
34:34just the ideas
34:35that they had
34:35was like,
34:36oh shit,
34:36you know,
34:37obviously they exist,
34:38at least the
34:38laundromats exist,
34:39I don't know too
34:40much about the
34:40renting stuff,
34:42but,
34:42you know,
34:43people rent homes,
34:44you know,
34:44so that's not
34:46far,
34:46shit,
34:46people doing
34:47Airbnbs,
34:48now,
34:49I've never did that,
34:50but,
34:50you know,
34:50people doing
34:51Airbnbs and
34:52renting a home
34:52for like a weekend,
34:54you know,
34:54weekend getaway
34:55and stuff,
34:55so I thought
34:56those ideas were good,
34:58the security business
34:59was great,
34:59you know,
35:01just listening in
35:02to everybody's ideas
35:03because that's the
35:04cool thing,
35:05eventually,
35:05yeah,
35:05they're going to
35:06have to go home
35:08and what's life
35:09going to be,
35:10you know,
35:10after,
35:11you know,
35:11you still see people
35:12struggle with that
35:13when they're coming out
35:13from doing services,
35:15they don't know
35:15what to do,
35:16sometimes they join
35:17law enforcement
35:18or security gigs,
35:20but,
35:20you know,
35:21obviously for these guys,
35:22you know,
35:22one wants to be
35:23like a Broadway star,
35:25you know,
35:25having a show,
35:26so I like it
35:27and I really believe
35:29that you should
35:29never stop dreaming,
35:31so on this episode,
35:32it's definitely different
35:33as far as like
35:35you see a different
35:36side of our boys
35:37that,
35:38you know,
35:38they're kissing ass
35:39on this guy
35:40after shitting on him
35:42because of the money
35:43situation,
35:43so I'm like,
35:44damn man,
35:44this shit is crazy,
35:45man,
35:45some badass,
35:46some fake ass
35:47people there,
35:48so,
35:49yeah,
35:50in that sense,
35:51it was very enjoyable
35:52episode,
35:53I think that
35:56last week's,
35:57not yesterday's,
35:57but last week's episode
35:59is going to be
35:59a very tough one
36:00to beat,
36:01I definitely don't
36:01think that this episode
36:03is as strong
36:04as last week,
36:05that one's going
36:05to be a tough
36:06one to top,
36:08but,
36:08you know,
36:11they try to do
36:12their best thing,
36:12but man,
36:13even the other guy
36:14that came in
36:14out of nowhere,
36:15oh yeah,
36:15I got the scheme
36:16here,
36:16and stuff,
36:17I'm like,
36:17damn it,
36:17I don't even know
36:19this guy,
36:20and then you ought
36:20to be asking
36:21people for money,
36:22man,
36:22sometimes people
36:23got no shame
36:24in that stuff,
36:24so,
36:25did you guys
36:25enjoy the episode?
36:26Again,
36:27I don't believe
36:27this was stronger
36:28than last week's episode,
36:30tough one,
36:31just because it,
36:32you know,
36:32Gloria's performance
36:33on that one
36:34was exceptional,
36:35badass,
36:36and cool,
36:37you know,
36:37so,
36:38we'll have to see,
36:39we'll have to keep
36:39watching,
36:40obviously I love
36:40the show,
36:41and,
36:42you know,
36:42with the,
36:43kind of the proverb
36:44thing at the end,
36:45it does make you miss
36:46a boy,
36:47Randy,
36:48because he's the one
36:49that would be
36:50doing that,
36:51even with,
36:51where they have
36:52the chef,
36:54you know,
36:55and we don't,
36:56we don't have the,
36:57you know,
36:57the fan guy,
36:58you know,
36:59you know,
36:59because he used
37:00to say some funny
37:01ass shit,
37:01so it,
37:02you know,
37:02obviously the show
37:03has changed a little
37:03bit,
37:04but we miss
37:05Randy,
37:06and we miss
37:07the damn fan guy,
37:08man,
37:08you know,
37:09because he used
37:09to get that boot
37:10up his ass,
37:11oh,
37:11I didn't like it,
37:12so I just said,
37:12oh yeah,
37:13I got one way to
37:13figure it out,
37:14let me shove my foot
37:15up his ass,
37:16I love that,
37:17man,
37:17so,
37:17anyways,
37:18enough of my yapping,
37:19I still had a good time,
37:20and that's the most
37:21important thing,
37:21it still made me laugh,
37:23it made me see
37:24different sides of a
37:24character,
37:25because like many
37:26people,
37:26I feel,
37:28you know,
37:28there's always
37:28different,
37:29you catch people,
37:30there's,
37:30have almost like
37:31different shades,
37:32you know,
37:32there's different
37:33sides to everyone,
37:34and yeah,
37:35we got to see the
37:35little bastard prick
37:36side of these guys
37:38here,
37:39and I enjoyed them
37:40trying to kiss the ass
37:41of this guy,
37:41so,
37:42anyways,
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