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00:05whoo dog yeah hell of a storm pretty nasty out there you want to do something nasty in here
00:16i'm reading you won't even know i'm there
00:22oh man the lights went out huh what are you talking about it's brightest day
00:29you're you're blind sweet mother of mercy you're blind go get the flashlight go ahead go get it
00:35where is it it's in the top drawer of the bureau
00:43okay what's taking you so long excuse me i am looking for it
00:49put my underwear down
00:54all right i got it i got it
00:57oh man the batteries are dead all right there's a candle right there
01:01oh wait a second what scent is it it's baloney okay
01:06could you just light it oh wow there's only one match left
01:10it's like the miracle of hanukkah
01:15hey check this out spooky face
01:17oh god
01:21my eyes are getting weary my back is getting tight i'm sitting here in traffic on the queensburg bridge tonight
01:31but i don't care cause all i want to do
01:37just catch my check and drive right home to you
01:42cause maybe all my life i will be driving home to you
02:04wow that hurricane mindy wasn't kidding around huh
02:08oh look at that branch it went right through that windshield
02:12cool
02:16god it's so hot out here it's like 150 degrees
02:19yeah it's so quiet
02:21hey do you think we're the last two people left on earth
02:23yes doug that's very likely
02:26so hot
02:31got the saxkis what they're in our backyard what are they doing on our side
02:35oh my god the fence is down it's all over the yard
02:38oh man now they're just roaming free
02:42we gotta get them back on their side every time those people come near us they take a little piece
02:46of our soul
02:52hello freakos
02:54you couldn't be more annoying
02:58okay let's make this quick
03:02carrie doug what a storm thank god you guys are okay
03:07hey there's the guy
03:16wow what a mess
03:17yeah but it's just stuff you know i mean the most important thing is that nobody was hurt
03:21you know what we can get our area
03:23yeah yeah yeah you know what i love to rake
03:25yeah yes and i oh do you guys have a fence person because i can get the yellow pages right
03:29now
03:29uh honey get the pages
03:31actually you know wait a second
03:32it's one minute here
03:35okay what's he doing i don't know get the pages
03:40kids i just realized something
03:43separately our yards were just two sad little veal cages but
03:48if we kept this fence down
03:50we're looking at a dad plant compound here
03:55what a compound that's a wonderful idea
03:58hey we could call it saccernum
04:01oh you know for saxky and heffronen
04:05or or or hefsky
04:07you know either way there's no ego here
04:11um you know what we're not um we're not really
04:13compound people
04:15yeah yeah i don't even use compound w
04:17i get a wart i live with
04:19you're terrible
04:22let me draw a sketch for you
04:23you'll see what i'm talking about
04:25um guys uh
04:26uh do you have a grease pencil and some graph paper
04:28i'm sorry
04:29this will do here we go
04:31okay let me just
04:33rough out a ground plan for a saccernum
04:37sorry
04:37hefsky
04:39great great
04:41badminton courts
04:42maybe a gazebo here
04:45right there
04:47i think the gazebo should go in the center
04:49dorothy i used to landscape okay
04:51you know what could go right here doug
04:53a koi pond
04:54ah you like oversized goldfish
04:56a little scared of them
04:58it's gone you're the boss
04:59oh oh don't forget a double swing
05:01so me and carrie can sit out at night and dish
05:05okay you know what this is a lot
05:06a lot to chew on
05:07you know but it all sounds very interesting
05:09let us um let us go over it
05:11oh oh
05:12we'll get back to you
05:12okay okay now nothing is written in stone here
05:15so feel free to make your own changes
05:16just use a different color pen
05:18okay
05:19okay
05:19will do
05:22oh
05:24gazebo
05:24gazebo
05:35gazebo
05:36oh my god
05:36how'd you get this up so fast
05:38well when you want something bad enough
05:41you make it happen
05:41did you uh
05:43talk to the saxkies about this
05:45no
05:46carrie we told them we'd think about this whole backyard compound thing
05:49yeah well we also told your cousin tina that her baby was cute
05:53it's called lying
05:55i know we're lying that's not the point
05:56you have to ease into these things
05:58i mean we have to live right next door to these people
06:00we should have at least waited a few days to give them the illusion we don't hate them
06:03they need it to be stopped
06:05i mean they probably have a gazebo guy coming over right now
06:08tim
06:09get out here
06:10they put a new fence up
06:12what
06:15they didn't waste any time did they
06:17oh i'm sure they have an explanation
06:19i can't
06:20oh my god tim
06:21you scared me
06:24so
06:25what do you think
06:26you like
06:28so i guess this is a no on the whole combined yard thing
06:31oh my god you know what i forgot all about that
06:36forgot
06:36we presented the idea to you not eight hours ago
06:40yeah well you know what the next time the fence goes down for sure
06:44when that's gonna happen you seem to have sunk her in cement this time
06:48whoa a fence where the hell this come from
06:52this one sure works quick huh
06:53yeah ask them why they did this
06:56do i have to spell it out for you dorothy they don't like us
06:59no it's that we we
07:02we really value our privacy you know what we're loners we are
07:06that's true that's true either one of us could have been a serial killer easily
07:09but you know you make choices
07:10you know you're not doing anyone any favors by soft soaping this so please just tell us
07:15what we did to offend you
07:17nothing it's it's just that we don't we don't want to share a yard with you i'm sorry we just
07:22having to feel that normal people don't turn their houses into a compound
07:27oh so now we're not normal we're not normal what is normal i mean really as far as i'm
07:33concerned what passes for normal these days is pretty damn crazy
07:38so after all these years of friendship it's really nice to know where you stand
07:42oh friendship come on we're not friends we're neighbors okay and just because we happen to live
07:48next door to each other does not mean we have to like each other i mean come on honestly
07:52do you really like us that much
07:58no no if you'll excuse me tim it's not even i said excuse me
08:05you see problem self
08:25hey neighbor
08:39tim can you get yourself a pool there okay bye golly i do
08:57hey car
09:07what the i'll tell you what the a pool and a deck
09:10yeah how'd they do that so fast they probably got your fence guy he's quite the handy end
09:18i can't believe this oh you believe it you threw up a fence which was a big screw you and
09:22they said
09:23we'll see your fence and we'll raise you a pool
09:27and bonus we now know tim's a speedo man
09:31this has to go i mean this makes our fence moot oh it's moot all right and you know what
09:36else is
09:36moot our privacy yeah bye bye privacy you're moot now all right stop saying moot because i don't
09:42think you're 100 sure what it means
09:49you can't do this tim do what just enjoying my backyard your stupid pool and deck are too high
09:58well then why don't you just put up a higher
10:05you're great at putting up fences literally and figuratively
10:11okay you want a war is that it well you just got one no no no look no nobody wants
10:16a war okay
10:17this fence wasn't meant like that we just i i have a turtle
10:25she's a runner would you stop it no come on people built fences all the time we had every
10:32right to build it unlike your observation tower up there how about how about a compromise tim look
10:37you can have a pool just just get a lower one all right that's a great idea oh but it
10:43said how
10:44about we don't
10:44i am warning you i work at a law firm there are building codes we can have this thing taken
10:55down
10:57oh yeah
11:16okay this is taking an awkward amount of time yeah
11:33marco hello
11:37have your fun now sack skis but you are going down it's hot
11:44come on i am working here i am trying to build a case against those idiots out there
11:52this is kind of fun you know i feel like erin brockovich of course no one's really getting
11:58cancer from their pool but what if their pool did cause cancer man i would love that hey look at
12:07this honey i sweat myself a bra
12:14you are killing me honey all right i'll open this other one maybe we can get some cross ventilation going
12:23oh hey carrie
12:27don't believe this oh we got him now we got him now what are you doing i'm getting a video
12:35camera
12:36hey dorothy hand me a towel huh the big hilton one that pool is cold i bet it is okay
12:43here we go
12:45monday 10 p.m defendants are using a slide located just outside plaintiff's window hey tim watch me
12:54cannonball
12:56why have it up sea monkeys you're only helping our case i'm gonna go stick my underwear in the freezer
13:01okay
13:14well it's officially rash season
13:19well let's hope you have a better one than last year
13:23oh my god get up for a second quick geez what what what what what listen guy while you're up
13:27you
13:27gonna get me a beer make it to i'm dying here
13:37hey is that a pool out there oh yeah the uh saxky's got one really it's above ground very tacky
13:51damn are we watching tv or what they're playing find the penny i kick ass at that game
13:56hey it's doug and his merry man how you guys doing we're good tim okay you know what we'd love
14:01to stay in chat but we got a whole thing going on in there where in your aluminum hot house
14:08that's right come on guys listen fellas i know that doug here isn't much of a pool person he's more
14:13of a fence guy you two are welcome to join us no why not just carrie and i are a
14:21whole big thing
14:22with these people well we're not it's just a stupid pool you've never seen a pool before i've seen one
14:26now i want to be in one hey come on we can use a couple extra guys for a game
14:30of chicken i'm very
14:32good at that game too look look if you guys want to go you go but you know there's no
14:38coming back
14:39here the big tv the fan everything this all goes away spence no more pop-o-matic trouble
14:47incoming
14:56can't have fun without this
15:10uh that's our last ball any chance we can get it back in one piece
15:19sure thanks classy move
15:25what happened here doug i'll tell you what happened you built this big thing
15:30overlooking our property and we don't like that we're pretty poed
15:36is it we or is it she
15:43mostly she
15:46and does it seem fair that she's the one who's causing all the trouble and you're the one who has
15:50to suffer out here in the heat doesn't add up no
15:55come on you want to be in that pool i want you in that pool get in the pool
16:05you know i can't all right could you please just leave me alone let me paint you a picture
16:09when you first jump in the water shocks you and you think who am i that's too cool
16:15but then your body acclimates itself and and you instinctively kick your feet and move your arms
16:22and you are swimming you're swimming duck not in water but in liquid heaven
16:40oh
16:44excuse me mr prouzan um i have a personal legal issue can i run it by you real quick sure
16:49shoot
16:50okay well my neighbors the sakskis they're this very annoying couple you know the type where they
16:55i'm on the clock here right okay well um they built an above ground pool that overlooks our yard
17:01hmm yeah so first i thought i could i could argue negative easement possibly
17:06but then i thought it was more of a private nuisance you're on the right track carrie keep
17:11going okay well a private nuisance is anything that reduces the value of another's property
17:16getting warmer and their pool falls under that category by by invading the privacy of our yard
17:22they they're hurting our resale value bullseye great job sounds like you've been hiding a great
17:27legal mind behind all that lip gloss and blusher thank you seriously it's a good thing to see great
17:33work thank you really means a lot to me oh carrie yeah could you slice me up a banana real
17:41thin
17:44uh-huh
17:49yeah oh hi tim it's carrie yeah i've been looking through some stuff and section 489 of the new york
17:58city
17:58building code your pool's in violation buddy doug and i are going to take it down yes
18:08see you in court numbnuts
18:12hi sweetie hey well the wheels of justice are in motion by this time next week that pool will be
18:21nothing more than a circle of dead grass poor sex keys i i single-handedly destroyed them you know
18:28what this must be that glow that pregnant women talk about i don't know i think we should back off
18:34you
18:34know live and let live no they're bad we're good we win just like in the bible
18:42i think you're going a little overboard here you know maybe they're not so bad when you really look
18:46at things and doesn't the bible say you know turn the other cheek let thy neighbor's pool be thy pool
18:56wait a minute come here for a second you smell like chlorine you've been in that pool
19:02if you just tried it once you'd understand how could you go in my arch enemy's pool
19:06arch enemy who are you cat woman
19:10carrie i'm sorry but i just think you're handling this all wrong
19:13doug they gave me no other choice no you did have a choice when normal people get angry they
19:17start here but you you start up here which gives you nowhere to go but up here that's very high
19:25the point is you betrayed me just to cool off in a stupid pool it was liquid heaven
19:36doug they're the saxkies we hate them they're wrong we're right yeah right car you're right you're
19:42always right you know but sometimes it's better to be happy i am happy you don't know what happy is
19:49i'd love to stay and chat with you some more about this but i have to go call my legal
19:53team to discuss
19:54strategy oh do you yeah well you know what i gotta go play chase the dolphin so i guess we're
19:58both pretty
20:05busy
20:05um this is the life of riley starring doug
20:11ez riley
20:14oh by the way tim and dorothy told me i have carte blanche which is a fancy way of saying
20:20i can use
20:20the pool whenever i want yeah well enjoy it while you can because tomorrow i'm going to serve them with
20:25my cease and desist order that's a fancy way of saying poolie go bye-bye i'm getting a turtle
20:37tim dorothy
20:43i've got some delightful legal documents for you
20:50oh lean it up against the beach ball nice
21:01oh
21:02no no no no come back
21:29hi carrie taking a swim
21:41excuse me
21:47these papers may be wet
21:50they are still legal in the state of new york
22:13how's it going baby
22:15it's great much better than the pool thank you very much
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