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00:00Yeah, boys.
00:00Yeah, boys.
00:02Excuse me.
00:03Can you both move from my spot?
00:05No.
00:05This is my spot.
00:08Oh, thanks, Leon.
00:10So we let Mummy sit with us?
00:12Yeah.
00:12Okay, we love Mummy, right?
00:14Yeah.
00:14Aww.
00:17Every evening in Australia...
00:19What disaster we're going to see tonight.
00:21TV reaches over 12 million of us.
00:23Oh, that's nice.
00:25Fun fact that you didn't need to know, but now you know.
00:26But have you ever wondered what other people are watching?
00:29No, I don't care.
00:30Where do they pick these people up from?
00:32Find out what people thought about what was on in the last seven days.
00:36Why is TV coming to...?
00:38No, this is not a real TV show.
00:40Malik, are you enjoying this?
00:42No.
00:43This week, we got out and about at the zoo.
00:45Oh!
00:47Oh!
00:47Oh, animals!
00:49Who's who in the zoo?
00:51Explored Sydney's most iconic location...
00:55NCIS Antarctica?
00:56No corner of the world, they will not solve a crime.
01:00NCIS has made a whole new realm.
01:02And saw a new side to an old face.
01:05Oh, Gordon!
01:06I love Gordon Ramsay.
01:07Ever since he didn't respond to me on Instagram, I've just given him his face.
01:20Adam and Simon are away this week.
01:22But meanwhile, in Brisbane...
01:24Oh my God, the other day, a dirty big huntsman ran across my dash as I was driving.
01:29Oh, in the car.
01:30In the car.
01:31No.
01:32Screaming.
01:33I thought I could hear Mariah Carey here the other day.
01:36But that was just you.
01:38Sunday night on 7, we sat down for another episode of...
01:43Australian Idol!
01:45One of your favourite shows, Lee.
01:47Oh.
01:48For tonight's ep, there's a guest judge.
01:50I'd make a good judge on these shows.
01:52I've got a good eye for things.
01:54No, you've got to have a good ear.
01:55Anyway, joining Amy Shark and Marsha Hines is...
01:58Jessica Mowboy!
02:00Yeah, Jessica Mowboy!
02:02Mowboy!
02:03Oh, I love Jess!
02:05Wait, where's Kyle?
02:07Do we care?
02:08No, we don't.
02:09Oh, okay.
02:10And now we're in Top 30 week with the...
02:12Overnight group challenge.
02:13What is this?
02:14Ah, well, it's a challenge where groups rehearse overnight.
02:18Oh, okay.
02:19Rehearsals until the early hours of the morning.
02:222.14am.
02:24Practising in the hotel room, you would not want to be next door to them.
02:26I don't care!
02:28Shut up!
02:30And the next day, they're ready to perform.
02:33Wakey, wakey!
02:34Here we go.
02:35See what they're like.
02:36Cause I don't care where I'm with my baby, yeah.
02:40Oh my God, it's beautiful.
02:42Who knows this song?
02:43It's a Justin Bieber song.
02:44Oh.
02:45All the bad things disappear.
02:47I quite like the girl in green.
02:49She's got a really good voice.
02:50And you're making me feel like...
02:52The other chick's just kind of whining at me.
02:53It's annoying.
02:54I feel like I haven't done the dishwasher or something.
02:57Yay!
02:59That was awesome!
03:02Okay, let's see what the judges think.
03:03You know what?
03:04No Kyle to rip it all apart.
03:06Yay!
03:07You're a great trio.
03:09I'm sorry, I love Marsha, but she's got like a Disney princess wig on.
03:13So beautiful.
03:14Alright, moving on.
03:15Next group, please.
03:16Next group, please.
03:18Shut up.
03:19Singers Tayo and John have been paired up with rapper Asha.
03:23Asha.
03:24Asha looks like Ethan, man.
03:25It's definitely a bit nerve-wracking.
03:27He's very cute.
03:28I'm a rapper, so...
03:30Ethan!
03:30That gives me Ethan.
03:31Never smiling.
03:32Just always staring awkwardly.
03:34And today, he and his group are performing this classic by The Police.
03:38Every breath you take.
03:40Every move you make.
03:44I'll be watching you.
03:45Watching you.
03:47What's this guy doing?
03:48Just repeating everything everyone says?
03:50Watching you.
03:51Yeah, I'll be watching.
03:52I feel like I need a restraining order from the amount of watching he's doing.
03:57Oh, see he's good.
03:59The kid in the cap's a ripper.
04:02What happens when his balls drop though?
04:07You know what I was just thinking when I was looking at them?
04:09If there'll ever be another George Michael.
04:12Um, maybe.
04:13But let's hear what the judges think.
04:14Asha, you're on notice.
04:16Notice.
04:17Notice. Notice.
04:18Possible elimination at the end of the day.
04:20Day.
04:20Day.
04:21Day.
04:21Could be going home.
04:22You need to go home.
04:24Alright, that was shit.
04:25Let's move on.
04:26Okay, surely you'll like the final group.
04:29Alright, what have we got?
04:30La la la.
04:31La la la la la la.
04:33More than I dare to think about.
04:36Oh!
04:37My God, they're destroying Kylie.
04:38And ever.
04:40Oh!
04:41Out of tune.
04:42Geez, God!
04:43Can't get you out of my head.
04:45Oh, Jessica my boy hates it.
04:47Jess, sis, we're feeling ya!
04:49Jess is like, where's that buzzer that they use on the other show that stops the noise?
04:53Every night.
04:55No, no.
04:56Oh!
04:56You ruined it!
04:57Can't get you out of my head.
05:00God, no!
05:01Love is all I think about.
05:04Oh, it's horrible!
05:05I'm liking it!
05:06Get you out of my head.
05:07Look, I don't want to be Kyle, but that was-
05:10Shit.
05:10It was one of the worst-
05:12Worst ever!
05:12Group performances I have ever seen.
05:15I thought it was quite good.
05:16Really?
05:17Okay, let's hear from Jessica.
05:18When you are singing.
05:20Alright, Jessica, stop.
05:21We know you've got a great voice.
05:22Jess is always gonna find an excuse to start singing somewhere.
05:26Can't get you out of my head.
05:29Do you know what I mean?
05:29I love Jessica Bowboy.
05:31She's so good.
05:33In actual fact, that was truly a car crash.
05:36To have Marsha rip you a new one, it means you're bad.
05:40She's a nice person.
05:41She's not like us.
05:42And with everyone from the first two groups safe-
05:45Y'all are still to the next round.
05:46You're going to the next round, Ethan!
05:48That leaves Lydia and Olivia.
05:51Uh, Blondie staying.
05:53I think Redhead will stay.
05:54This really wasn't easy.
05:55Wanna make a bet?
05:56Yep.
05:57Ten push-ups?
05:57Yep.
05:58You both show so much promise.
06:00Olivia.
06:01Oh!
06:02Unfortunately, your idle journey is over today.
06:06What?
06:06Lydia's safe and we're sending Olivia home.
06:09Come on!
06:10You're just being a sore loser now.
06:14One.
06:16Two.
06:29There must be someone in the area who has a husky.
06:31They always walk their husky.
06:33But their husky isn't as good looking as Acy.
06:36Aww.
06:37Huh?
06:37Love your ears.
06:39You want a good daddy a kiss?
06:40No.
06:41Friday night on 9.
06:43They say-
06:44Aww!
06:44Animals!
06:45Don't ever-
06:46Oh!
06:46Work-
06:48With babies-
06:49Aww!
06:49How cute is that thing?
06:50Look, would you let the poor lady finish?
06:52Well, sorry.
06:54But what if-
06:55Aww!
06:56Aww!
06:57Look at the wobbly legs.
06:58Oh, forget it.
06:59Here's the titles.
07:01Stronger!
07:02Who's who in the zoo?
07:04I love zoos.
07:05You like anything with animals.
07:07I do.
07:08At the Wildlife Hospital in Dubbo-
07:10Oh my goodness, we're in Dubbo!
07:12The team are getting ready for another busy day.
07:15She looks like someone from Dubbo, hey?
07:17Two echidnas, two eastern long-necked turtles.
07:19Like, if you met her and she said,
07:20Oh, I'm from Dubbo, you'd go, yeah.
07:22Okay, enough about the people of Dubbo.
07:24We're here for its animals.
07:26Starting with-
07:27Some rather large, rather imposing animals.
07:31Righto!
07:32Exactly.
07:33Here at Turunga we have black, white and greater one horn rhinos.
07:36How do you tell the difference?
07:37I think the colour of them.
07:38Despite the names, there isn't really any colour difference between our black and white rhinos.
07:44Okay.
07:44We're all the same, Kevin.
07:46Hey buddy, come on!
07:47Notice the black ones locked up though?
07:49I'm sure the white ones would be locked up too.
07:51Where's the white ones?
07:52Um, they're here.
07:53The white rhino do tend to be a little bit more relaxed than-
07:58Well, they would be, wouldn't they?
07:59Next, we meet-
08:01Hello, Tarnes.
08:01Come on.
08:02Oh my god!
08:03Sea lions!
08:04That's how you walk out, Bob.
08:06Good go.
08:06Slither around the house.
08:08Tarni, an Australian sea lion who is about 15 months pregnant, is having an ultrasound.
08:1515 months Leanne.
08:17God, I'll complain after eight.
08:18And elephants are pregnant for like two years or something.
08:21Good to know.
08:23Yeah.
08:24And dogs eat their own shit too.
08:26Good to know.
08:27So we're looking for the spell now.
08:29What's that?
08:29That's his little nose.
08:31Wait, that's really cute.
08:32What are you looking at?
08:33I'm not sure.
08:34Yeah, little eyes.
08:35How can they tell from these images?
08:37Yeah, I don't know.
08:38I think they're just making things up.
08:407.9 centimetre.
08:42And after a few calculations, the team finally have a date.
08:47Oh!
08:48We're expecting Tarni to pop in around five weeks' time.
08:51Five weeks!
08:52How exciting!
08:53How does seals boink?
08:54How does she get herself into this predicament?
08:56They couldn't really hold on, Bob.
08:58No, they couldn't.
08:59And it turns out Tarni isn't the only one with a bun in the oven.
09:03Messy is due to give birth any day now, and this will be her first calf.
09:07God!
09:07Seals having babies.
09:08The rhinos having babies.
09:10Everyone at the zoo's been busy bonking, haven't they?
09:12Give them a TV or something to occupy their time.
09:15We've also got our birth plan ready to go.
09:18Birth plan?
09:18Tricky, are they going to do a gender reveal?
09:20And yesterday she had some increased memory development.
09:23Crease, what memory development?
09:25Mammary.
09:26Oh, she got big nips, does she?
09:27She could be giving birth soon.
09:29No, we're not going to see an animal give birth.
09:31We're not.
09:31We're not going to see a rhino.
09:32No, we are not.
09:33We are.
09:34She's just laid down.
09:35Oh, she's giving birth right now.
09:37Oh my God, this is amazing.
09:40No, no.
09:41It looks like she's pushing.
09:42She's pushing, she's pushing, she's pushing.
09:44No.
09:44Darling, you can do it.
09:45She's doing it by herself.
09:48We have a cough today.
09:49Are you serious?
09:50Wait, that was so quick.
09:51That just fell out of her.
09:53She looked like me in the morning after my coffee.
09:56Nessie's first time delivery is perfect.
09:59Oh, it's a little baby.
10:01Congratulations.
10:03Yeah, look, all the cousins have 40 of them come to the hospital.
10:06Yep.
10:06But for one nerve-wracking minute, the cough is barely moving.
10:11Oh, no.
10:13Nooks are dead.
10:15No, that's right.
10:15This is what they do.
10:16It's for TV and stuff.
10:17Wow.
10:18It's wiggling around a little bit now.
10:21Whoa!
10:23They've got the producer in the back there just shaking it.
10:25The producer's from Maths.
10:27And as the overnight CCTV vision turns into day.
10:31Oh!
10:32What a ripper.
10:34Oh my God.
10:36Is that the cutest thing you've ever seen?
10:38Keeper Hayley needs to be sure Messy is accepting her new cough.
10:43It's like she's just standing there.
10:44I don't know who this thing is.
10:45Yeah, well, it's confused.
10:46It's just dropped a little bloody dinosaur out of it.
10:48She looks a little bit nervous, to be honest.
10:51She's like, shit, what do I do with this thing now?
10:53I just never know how it's going to go.
10:55Remember when we were leaving the hospital with Malik?
10:57You're like, I just can't believe they're letting us leave with him.
10:59I haven't even read the manual.
11:01Yeah, and we're leaving with this baby.
11:02That is the rhino right now.
11:04It was you.
11:05That was what Daddy said when he brought you home.
11:09Oh, that was so good.
11:11I love that.
11:12I wonder what's going to happen with the seal.
11:14When is the seal going to have a baby?
11:16I literally must know how seals mate.
11:18Yeah.
11:19That's going to keep me up at night.
11:20Can you Google it?
11:21Seal porn.
11:23Are you on incognito?
11:24I'm going to go incognito.
11:36The coolest thing happened to me today.
11:38I got three months of free car insurance.
11:41So I rang up my car insurer and I was like, hey man, I just want to pay out my
11:44insurance policy.
11:45He had some cash, looked it up and he goes, oh, that policy was cancelled three months ago.
11:49You've been driving around for three months without insurance.
11:51And I was like, oh, okay.
11:52Do I have to catch up?
11:53And he's like, no, no, we'll just start a new one.
11:55So it was double good news.
11:56Didn't have to pay.
11:57Didn't have an accident.
11:58You are lucky, dude.
12:02This week streaming on 10 was the US version of the cult sensation murder mystery show.
12:09The Traders!
12:11It's my favourite show on TV.
12:13I love American reality shows where they have celebrities because they actually have real celebrities.
12:17They sure do.
12:19Like...
12:19No one's ready for this.
12:20Lisa Rinna.
12:21The Housewives of Beverly Hills.
12:23Something dangerous is about to go down.
12:25Portia!
12:26Oh, another real housewife.
12:28Portia makes good television.
12:29This game is not built for trust.
12:32That's candor.
12:33Sorry.
12:33Was that another housewife?
12:34The real housewives will just want to kill each other.
12:36Well, lucky there's more than just housewives.
12:39You corner a wild animal.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:40Rob is the sexiest guy.
12:43Oh, goodness gracious.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:45I am deadly.
12:46Michael Rapaport.
12:47I know him at least.
12:48He played in...
12:49What do you call it?
12:50In Scarface.
12:51He was Al Pacino's lawyer.
12:53Fun fact.
12:54Character actor Michael Rapaport did not play Al Pacino's lawyer in the 1983 crime drama,
12:59Scarface.
13:00Players, behold!
13:02Your fate awaits.
13:03Ah!
13:04I love Alan Cumming.
13:05New dawn of terror will begin.
13:08He's perfect for the host.
13:09Are you ready to play?
13:11So, what is this show about?
13:13It's basically just a big game of Cluedo.
13:15Hello, hello.
13:16Where the faithful are killed off by a group of three traitors picked out by the host.
13:21Here we go.
13:22The hand of God.
13:23I feel like if I got the trade, I'd be like...
13:26Bang.
13:27Is that Candace?
13:28I feel like I just won Miss United States.
13:32Candace, bloody love ya.
13:35Lisa, of course!
13:37Lisa Rinna's gonna be good, cause she's been in The Bold and the Beautiful.
13:39I'm a traitor.
13:40Hallelujah!
13:42And her face doesn't move.
13:43Yeah, she's actually 104 years old.
13:45And the third traitor is...
13:48Oh, the hot one!
13:49Time now for Candace, Lisa and the hot one to meet in secret.
13:53Here we go.
13:54This is the best bit.
13:55This now looks like a scene from Epstein Island.
13:57Few rich Americans doing weird shit.
14:01They're so loud.
14:03You could be able to hear them from downstairs.
14:05Nah, downstairs they're too busy listening to the guy who doesn't play Al Pacino's lawyer put his foot in it.
14:11There's five housewives.
14:12So mathematically, at least one of the five is a traitor.
14:17Michael!
14:18Shut up!
14:20Michael is either a terrible faithful or a terrible traitor.
14:24They need to get rid of Michael.
14:26Well, for the first challenge, teams nominate who they hope gets murdered.
14:29And it's Michael's name that ends up on the chopping block.
14:31Shame on you!
14:33Doesn't mean he's murdered, he's just on the list.
14:35I am absolutely, positively taking it personally.
14:40He is a Matty D.
14:41Imagine how cut Dad would be if he got a coffin in here.
14:45Well, people don't come to my party and stuff like that.
14:48I remember.
14:49Seems like traitor housewife Candace is also holding a grudge for Michael.
14:53Michael was like, who are we going to put the caskets in?
14:56Let's do the housewives.
14:57And I was like, no!
14:58What?
14:59He has to aim for the housewife!
15:01Wow, Candace is just putting him under the bus.
15:05She's just fabricating a story.
15:06That doesn't sound like a housewife.
15:08We have a slightly more than 10% chance we're in a date, mate.
15:11That sucks, man.
15:12Yeah, it does.
15:12Dude, where did he come from?
15:14The long-haired guy with the glasses.
15:15Um, that's actually Taylor Swift's future mother-in-law, Donna Kelsey.
15:19He looks like the lead singer of Air Supply.
15:21Come on, we're getting sidetracked.
15:22You had a motive.
15:24Like, you knew who you wanted to be murdered.
15:26Me, Michael Rappaport?
15:29No, the other Michael sitting in the back row, mate.
15:31It wasn't the housewives.
15:32That's what they said you said.
15:33No, are we about to have a full confrontation day one?
15:36Oh, my God.
15:37This is like the real housewives dinners.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:40It's about to get really good.
15:42You just told me, I said, let's get a housewife.
15:45Now Candace is going to be caught out for fibbing.
15:47She shot herself in the foot, this traitor.
15:49I was referring to him saying something about housewives yesterday.
15:53You misheard me.
15:54I did not say he said it today.
15:57What?
15:58Oh, it was on camera.
16:00She did say it.
16:01I think Candace, she's going to get into trouble by, like, talking too much.
16:04Traitors should be quiet.
16:06Submarines under the water.
16:07And there's one more twist for Candace, Lisa, and the hot one.
16:10A secret fourth traitor.
16:12What?
16:13There's a fourth.
16:14The secret traitor will not know your identities, nor you theirs.
16:17Ooh.
16:18Each night, they will decide which players are on the shortlist for murder.
16:23Wait, wait, wait, what?
16:24Oh, I love this.
16:24I like this.
16:25I like them changing around.
16:26Yeah.
16:27Should we look at the secret traitor's shortlist?
16:29Pass it to someone else.
16:30I'm not sure Lisa can read.
16:31Well, she's got damn big glasses.
16:32Look at this handwriting, though.
16:34That's a man's handwriting.
16:35Who recognises anyone's handwriting?
16:37Oh, no, but what's wrong with your left hand?
16:39I am left-handed.
16:39Well, you'd write with your right.
16:41Well, they couldn't understand anything then.
16:44Who are these people?
16:46Oh, I've got to watch the rest of this.
16:48I like this.
16:48That is one of the best seasons I've seen yet.
16:50Yeah, I agree.
16:51To have all the housewives.
16:52Hook, line, sinker.
17:07I know what happens when you drink this.
17:11Last time you drank this, I couldn't walk for two weeks.
17:15You're an idiot.
17:17On Paramount Plus, the globe-trotting crime-solving NCIS crew are back down under for another season.
17:24I love NCIS Sydney.
17:27So, which part of Sydney will they be solving a crime in today?
17:33NCIS Antarctica?
17:35Right.
17:36There's no corner of the world they will not solve a crime.
17:39Is this a real place?
17:41Antarctica is a real place.
17:43I actually found out the other week that people actually can go to Antarctica.
17:47Yeah, of course.
17:48Yes.
17:48Like, people live there.
17:50You can't live there.
17:51Yeah.
17:51Scientists live there.
17:52Who are they renting from?
17:53Which igloo?
17:54Well, this group of scientists live there.
17:56I'm sorry, Jen.
17:58I just...
17:58I don't feel great.
17:59And they're preparing to bunker down for six months of darkness as winter approaches.
18:04And something to transport you out of this frozen hellhole.
18:07The Sonnerville Chronicles.
18:10Love that series.
18:12How's the twist?
18:14You think he's the hero.
18:15Turns out he's the killer all along.
18:17Did that guy just spoil six months worth of raiding?
18:21Such a dick.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:25What the hell?
18:27What?
18:28Oh, yeah.
18:31He deserved to die for that.
18:32A US Navy climatologist attacked and killed one of her colleagues.
18:35Why are they calling over the Sydney NCIS team to go to Antarctica?
18:40It's a great question.
18:42I think it's probably because they have to take a ship there.
18:45I don't think...
18:46Take a what?
18:46You can't fly to Antarctica.
18:48Take a ship there.
18:49You catch a flight.
18:49If I'm right, I think it's to Africa and then you catch a boat.
18:53Africa?
18:56Oh, so you can catch a plane there.
18:58You're not coming in?
18:59Oh, no. I'm going to get some shadow.
19:00It's Santa Claus.
19:01Santa Claus.
19:02Is Santa American?
19:03No, and Santa would be at the other pole anyway.
19:05This guy is the pilot.
19:07How did Kyle Sanderlands get a role on this show?
19:09Hello?
19:11NCIS?
19:12Everyone's been murdered, I'm tipping.
19:15Oh, shit.
19:17Look at all the dead bodies.
19:18Told ya.
19:19But the bodies don't stop there.
19:20I guess this must be where they store the frozen core samples.
19:25Another one bites the dust.
19:28Did I mention I hate the cold?
19:30Oh, and the crypt gags after finding someone dead.
19:33There's a dead person.
19:34Knock, knock.
19:34Who's there?
19:35But is she dead?
19:37It's the woman they found in the freezer.
19:38Nah, they're dead.
19:40Ah!
19:41She's alive!
19:42What?
19:42I had nowhere to hide so I got into the cryo fridge.
19:46Shut up!
19:47She's like frozen in there.
19:49Now she's alive and talking like she's fine.
19:51I'm going to search up, can you be frozen alive and then come back alive?
19:55And then your body temperature dropped rapidly.
19:58It's fully not possible.
19:59In fact, you need to Google that's concerning.
20:01How do you explain all this?
20:03So one woman did all this?
20:05How could one woman get them all at the same time?
20:08You mean this woman?
20:10Oh, there it is.
20:11There's our murderer.
20:12And now that she's become furniture.
20:14Our missing doctor, as requested.
20:17She's become less of a suspect.
20:19Yeah, who did the rest?
20:20How did they all just drop dead?
20:22You thinking multiple aggressors?
20:24That's what it looks like.
20:25Maybe they all just went mad.
20:27And they all killed each other.
20:29They just got this other CCTV.
20:30Yeah, I bet you everyone killed each other.
20:32Wild psychotagogy.
20:34Well, it looks like they just all started killing each other.
20:36I said that.
20:37You didn't say that.
20:38That's what she said.
20:39No, she didn't.
20:40What kind of pathogen turns people homicidal?
20:42Rabies.
20:43Okay, so this is sort of a bit like a zombie thing.
20:46What do you know about zombie viruses?
20:48Uh, just the basics.
20:49Yeah, there we go.
20:49I told you.
20:51NCIS is at a new level.
20:53We're talking zombies.
20:54In Antarctica.
20:54Yes, there's a few unique plot twists in this one.
20:57After the investigators discover a Belarusian hiding in the room.
21:04I should have tried to help them.
21:05They figure out that he's the one that's poisoned all the other scientists with some
21:09kind of ancient zombified mind control rabies that he found in the permafrost.
21:13Anyone think this is the weirdest NCIS show ever?
21:17But don't worry, they managed to shoot him, get to the plane, and forget that there ever
21:22was a zombie rabies outbreak.
21:24I'd take a week in Doran right about now.
21:26I'd have a feeling that the pilot is going to go crazy halfway through this flight.
21:31Scooter?
21:31I don't feel so good.
21:32Did I tell you or what?
21:35Oh, Santa down!
21:38Oh my God, it's a zombie!
21:41Now we've got Carl Sandilands on a bender.
21:45Oh my God.
21:49Suddenly we know how to fly a plane.
21:51Suddenly she knows how to fly an aeroplane.
21:54No, it can't be that hard.
21:55Just press on the brakes.
22:00No, we're all good now.
22:02We're good.
22:03Yeah.
22:04All under control now.
22:05Who's going to land the plane just quietly?
22:09Oh.
22:10What the?
22:13NCIS has hit a whole new realm.
22:15This show is so unrealistic, but I'm here for it.
22:17I'm not here for it at all.
22:29In Melbourne, Tim's got a duck.
22:31Who's a little piggy?
22:33Oh yes, get it all in you.
22:35Oh yes.
22:36Are you sure you're not fattening her up?
22:42Service Fizz.
22:43This week on Netflix, we sampled the new series about the one and only...
22:47Chef Gordon Ramsay!
22:50Gordon!
22:51I bought him!
22:52I love Gordon Ramsay.
22:53Let's go!
22:54Come on!
22:55He would be the most famous chef in the world.
22:58He's cooking royalty.
22:59I love Gordon Ramsay, but man, I'd never want him near me.
23:01He scares the shiz out of me.
23:03Yeah, same.
23:03But this series shows another side of the infamous swearing chef.
23:09Being Gordon Ramsay.
23:10Oh, I like this.
23:11Jad, are you aware that Gordon has branched off into yet another series?
23:15No, ever since he didn't respond to me on Instagram, I've just given him his space.
23:19Well, he's been a little busy as he takes on the challenge of...
23:23The most ambitious project I've ever opened in my entire life.
23:27What's that?
23:28I'm opening five independent businesses under one roof.
23:32Oh!
23:32Wow.
23:33He's doing the whole kickaboodle.
23:35A unique dining experience.
23:37That's what I want, a unique dining experience.
23:39Oh, of course you.
23:39That'd be a unique dining experience.
23:41Yeah, gastro.
23:41Budget is 20 million pounds.
23:44Oh my God.
23:46Wow!
23:4720 million pounds?
23:48What are they doing in there?
23:49Gold floor?
23:49Doesn't have Lebanese tradies.
23:51That's the problem.
23:52There is so much riding on this, financially.
23:55He's taking a massive gamble.
23:56Yeah.
23:56And that's just showing off.
23:57Oh, yeah.
23:58Real white people, eh?
23:59Just want to conquer everything.
24:01Yeah.
24:01Yeah.
24:01I'm 57.
24:03Sort of one of my final stakes in the ground.
24:05Something that I'm going to be best remembered for.
24:07No, he is going to be remembered for idiot sandwich.
24:10What are you?
24:11An idiot sandwich?
24:13Look down there.
24:14Look how small everything looks.
24:16Oh!
24:16Wow!
24:17That is quite the view.
24:18It's giving center point.
24:19Does it rotate?
24:20Helping him in this new stage of his career is his wife, Tana.
24:2330 years since we got together.
24:25Oh, wow.
24:26She's been with him for 30 years.
24:28I can't do one person for 30 days.
24:29Boring.
24:30Next.
24:30The first time I met Tana, she brought a level of excitement.
24:34I'd like to know what she thought when she met you.
24:35I thought he was really arrogant.
24:37I didn't like him.
24:38Oh, there you go.
24:39This is actually similar to me and Dad, but without the high-profile stuff.
24:43But then, yeah, we ended up chatting.
24:45He said he liked me.
24:47The first time meeting you?
24:48Yeah.
24:48That's really creepy.
24:50I know.
24:51I guess I must have fancied him.
24:52Two weeks after he met me, he told me he loved me.
24:55I'm like, really?
24:58Red flag!
24:59As well as growing his food empire, the show also shows us Gordon, the family man.
25:04When we're home, it's always a really happy time.
25:08Oh, he's got such a beautiful family.
25:10We've got six kids.
25:11Six kids!
25:13Jesus, have you heard of the pill?
25:14Being with them gives you an incredible uplift.
25:19He's got bloody toddlers as well.
25:20How old is he though?
25:21Too old.
25:22The older the bull.
25:23Harder the horn.
25:24And one of those kids is Tilly, who's an aspiring chef and needs a uniform.
25:29Let's go, girl.
25:29But before they can do that...
25:31Did he just get rear-ended?
25:33No, he just reversed into something.
25:34Brought up his Tijuana.
25:35Oh, shit.
25:36He can cook, but he can't drive.
25:39Oh, my God.
25:39Imagine having an accident with Gordon Ramsay.
25:41Can I give you my details?
25:42Sorry.
25:43I would have his number.
25:44I would have his address.
25:45I'd be like pretending to call him every week about the car.
25:47He'd definitely get a new number the next week.
25:50Sir, here for some chef jackets, please.
25:52They've got to be white.
25:53Why do chefs wear white, the colour that you can see most of the food dirt on?
25:57Well, it's actually because of...
25:58I'm going to Google it.
25:59Oh, fine.
26:00The little button that gets done up in there.
26:02Cleanliness and general worn.
26:04White, clean and safe would want you to eat high visible head chefs.
26:08Yeah, visibility.
26:09Uh, sure.
26:11Anyway, with the uniform sorted, it's back to his 20 million pound multi-restaurant project.
26:16I've got a feeling that we couldn't even afford an entree at this place.
26:19If we shared an entree, our card would still decline.
26:21Yeah, okay.
26:22And to build buzz before the restaurant launches, Gordon has a plan.
26:25Tonight I'm going to fill the top floor with a hundred of the most powerful influencers.
26:30Oh, so he's doing an influencer night.
26:31Dude, we could afford an influencer's night. I don't think they're paying.
26:34Very good idea.
26:35Showing them before and getting them on that journey with him.
26:38The event's being set on the rooftop, although the construction isn't yet finished.
26:42We'll be working directly on the roof.
26:44Ideally, we don't want rain.
26:45Oh, the party's supposed to be outside and they haven't put the roof on.
26:48Why didn't they have cover?
26:50They're still building it.
26:50He's the London boy.
26:52He should know better.
26:53The roof's not on yet.
26:55And that's where the party is.
26:56What a disaster.
26:57Is this just a show about people making stupid decisions?
27:01I want to watch more of that.
27:02I want to watch more of it.
27:04I'm in.
27:04I'm hooked.
27:05I genuinely love him.
27:07I'm going to watch this whole thing.
27:08I'm going to sleep on your couch.
27:09Where is your wine?
27:10Because it's already on.
27:12I've got momentum.
27:13Just go home and finish it.
27:47It's all fun.
27:49It's all fun.
27:50I'm gonna do it.
27:50TV for a long time Todd why why not oh you're saying the name of the show it's
27:56called Todd Sampson's why what why why why bingo but what where and who are
28:03valid questions I think he's following people out and trying to unpack the
28:07motivations for their behavior why they do particular things and this week he's
28:11following people who are worried about the end of the world yeah but why what
28:15are you prepping from or for like what are you what are you worried about well
28:19chemical biological nuclear and radiological warfare tell me this is a
28:23show about preppers yes tell me shut up you shouldn't be allowed to watch these
28:31shows so this is going to send you back there's always going to be more preppers
28:38are kooky man oh it's gonna send me back so badly they kind of scare me I know what
28:47we need Milo if we're watching this I'm ready Maria and Phil are modern-day
28:53preppers the concept of societal unrest is is very real so their whole lives is
28:58just ruined thinking that about the end of the world doomsday that's ridiculous
29:01you're depressed it could be a cyber attack on a grid it could be zombie
29:06apocalypse it could be a solar flare you can have like it's some the whole of
29:10society can like shut down nuclear wars what are you doing drinking my drink my beer because I'm
29:15watching crap Keith I need alcohol the head of this commune or mag as they call it a couple
29:21Maria and Phil Nathan is the youngest member of the mag he's also their grandson usually one of the
29:27couples is a prepper and then they drag the other one along for the ride you're the only reason we
29:32don't have like a whole stash hidden and dug somewhere under the ground this is a get-home
29:39bag like if it was up to me we would have a bug out bags or a bug out bag
29:43that's designed for our
29:45area we would have like a stash would have food supply you mean like this you know I wanted mine
29:53very I thought about everything Jud so how much is in here just over six thousand pounds beans for
29:58protein black beans white beans brown beans they'll be shitting for days q-tips and things
30:05that you use everyday toothbrushes what would be one tin item that you would want to have in your
30:10day supply lube lube why because the zombies try and jump here ar-10 308 what's that gonna do shoot
30:22the sky it's a nuclear thing it's an ar-15 pistol why why do they have to go so Rambo
30:28why are they so
30:28obsessed about the killing like seriously why why is what Todd's here to find out remember so what
30:33would this typically be used for stopping bad guys what bad guys bro you live in the middle of nowhere
30:41this is what happens when you decide to homeschool your children who are they training for Matt what
30:48is the point of being a prepper if you're not prepared they're preparing for what who why as
30:54preppers they practice prepping for everything for example what to do if unexpected guests rock
31:00up at the end of the world Maria and her mag are ready for the defense drill they're gonna be
31:05an
31:05unknown vehicle coming up the road and we're gonna react to it oh my god it's amazing that like the
31:11type
31:12of people that do this are always like the overweight hey that's not fair some of them are
31:16old this looks like one bad dad's army where are you guys coming from the city the city the virus
31:25has gotten out the zombie apocalypse is really bad you slowly step out of vehicle a full role
31:34play baby eagle stand down Scott the sniper sniper can't stand down because he can't stand up
31:45wrong he's sinking in the mud he doesn't have enough to get up they didn't prep for this did
31:52they he just needs help getting up yeah I keep sinking they didn't prep for him getting stuck in
31:58the chair there you go he was blindsided by that mud thank you and now it's finally time to answer
32:05the question why why why now you wonder why you really want to know yeah yes if you don't prepare
32:14you stand to lose your family and I started to spiral into prepper mode when I had Malik that gives
32:21someone something to live for I would be welcomed because I would say I want to protect my family
32:29these people would not welcome you they've probably got some Lebanese people in their
32:32basement in a cage oh my goodness you made these the vodka bought to you by the young man at
32:52the
32:52bottle shop you asked for my ID today oh cheers to that what a day for you I know this
33:00week on Netflix
33:00we caught one of the last episodes of a classic makeover series it's queer eye yes I love this show
33:08can't believe it's coming to an end after 10 years though so what's the purpose of this show can
33:14someone explain it to me each episode the fab five visit people in need of a lifestyle makeover
33:19to help improve their homes their look and their lives because it's the last season I think they
33:24like turned straight at the end or something real plot twist and one of their final house calls is to
33:29help single mum Kate wait they're doing women now it's not for the straight guy they do both hi we're
33:35queer that's gonna be how I enter every house from now on Keith's just adorable I see a loving mother
33:41I see a top knot that's begging to be Julia Roberts I just feel like this is a gay man's
33:46dream to come
33:47fix a straight woman's life oh yes he is 43 she is a firefighter and a single mom of twins
33:53honey
33:54fiery and a single mom wow that'd be stressful you think that's stressful just after she separated
34:00from her husband the house burned down oh my god the house burned down and she's fiery I lost
34:07everything that's tough and then my dad died and she lost her dad poor girl house fire divorce death of
34:15the father what more and my cat died in the house fire oh cross me the cat died in the
34:19house fire
34:20this is like the worst story ever it's starting to make sense why you seem quite guarded to lean into
34:27joy oh Kate you've been through a little bit of it haven't you doll stop making this woman cry for
34:32god's sake she deserves a helping hand where are your clothes it's in here who is he
34:39it's one of the sentimental things from my oh my gosh that is so cute it's not I'm gonna have
34:44nightmares tonight looking at that I just don't understand how a creepy doll is one of the only
34:49few things to survive the fire that doll's the one who lit their house on fire took the cat out
34:54took the
34:54house out and probably slept with the ex-husband and Kate's horror show doesn't end there I don't like
34:59dressing up and it makes me really uncomfortable if materials touch my skin I start sweating that's
35:04me I am a sweat waterfall well Kate's a sweat waterfall with a hair problem humidity in this
35:12stupid I'm gonna teach you I'm gonna teach you how to embrace this humidity and we can embrace those
35:16waves and actually for 40 years I haven't we need to cut our hair you can fix most things with
35:19a good
35:20haircut and hair wash oh that's so true here we go it's salon time but first we're gonna Botox these
35:26armpits honey sorry what if you get Botox on your armpits it can make your armpits not sweat so much
35:31oh so this is the thing is that yeah talk city deep brass okay that's how you'll poke oh that
35:38would
35:38hurt so much can you get it in butt cheeks because I have a sweaty crack it's then time to
35:43reveal Kate's
35:45new do three two one here she is holy moly oh is that done look at that girls I love
35:54it yeah she
35:55looks great Kate is loving his girl he's just given her his haircut mission accomplished honey and while
36:01Kate finishes her makeover her house is getting one too let's see your house please show time baby
36:11oh my god where's Andrew winter it looks like it's someone fancy's house so nice there's a lot of wood
36:19mate and a lot of candles I hate white colored couches and things because they're just so easy to get
36:27dirty especially if you've got kids and dolls yeah well she doesn't have a cat anymore yeah true but she
36:32does have a new wardrobe the doll's still there and it's smiling let's put you in your first look
36:38and we're gonna surprise them okay this is one of my favorite parts ready for the catwalk come show
36:42us she looks great Jackie props to the hairs gorge I think without the hair we couldn't do this
37:00how do you feel I feel like I'm in a TV show with the house and the clothes and well
37:05she is on a TV
37:07show a week thank you so much thank you come on ladies I've done well on to the next loser
37:14lady it's a
37:18really really make me feel good I don't think I've watched one episode that I don't like I can't
37:23believe it took me 10 seasons to watch it have you ever tried to break up with your PT I
37:40have yeah
37:40it is the hardest breakup I've ever gone through I swear I'll show you the message I go like it's
37:44me
37:45not you I've got no time my schedule is crazy and so you're still with him still with him he
37:50wouldn't
37:50let me go on Monday night SBS hit the road with an old mate hi Ernie god I haven't seen
37:56Ernie for a
37:57while Ernie Dingo has been running great outdoor shows for like 50 years he's like our David Attenborough
38:04almost like he's gonna be around forever yes I think you're right going places of Ernie Dingo
38:11where's Ernie going today Karajini Western Australia's second largest national park where's
38:17that where people usually go to bury dead bodies okay fantastic today I'll be catching up with local
38:23hiking guide Lindsay Morrison here we're going Lindsay girl love a white woman showing us around
38:29there wasn't any traditional owners there somewhere this is potentially one of the oldest places on earth
38:33these forges formed about 2.5 billion years ago so Australia's an old country then the world is old
38:40Chad Australia would have been connected to the rest of the like Europe and stuff back then really the world
38:45was one landmass shut up and the tectonic plates underneath as it moved countries appear we can't
38:52replace his year 11 and 12 education right in the next five minutes let's just watch because you
38:58went to an all-lebanese school they only taught you about Jesus yeah amazing wow that's beautiful he needs
39:06to go to the Grand Canyon when you got that at home Mike that is noise Jared it's almost as
39:10big as
39:11your Grand Canyon almost I think I still hold the rope in the wet season get a whole lot of
39:16water
39:17comes through all right all right let's just move on to another familiar face oh Brooke she was the
39:23first by Bachelorette right Jenna Pickering is a local portrait artist whose meticulous paintings
39:30on unconventional canvases has caught the attention of some well-known people wow such amazing detail I
39:38definitely recognize this guy that's a famous actor right meet the fuckers no yes this one's Phil
39:44Collins Phil Collins I thought that was Putin this is a self portrait so I've done it on a used
39:48palette
39:49yep that's how my mind looks crazy this is a self-portrait it is a self-portrait I thought
39:54it was the back of it that's gorgeous I should have one of those as a self-portrait but either
39:59side of the hole I'll have my leg how long does it take to do a piece as big as
40:04this I'd say
40:05anywhere from 150 to 200 hours 150 hours that's six months my name in the ring you know a lot
40:14of
40:14male energy and I'm like maybe you need a female to just you know like change it up are they
40:19flirting
40:19look at how Brooke's looking at her she just seen elevator eyes what did she do she went down up
40:23back
40:23down how do you find what you're going to use next I mean canvases are everywhere where's your
40:28next canvas actually while I'm here I mean we could always go try and find one today dude they're not
40:34just going to find a canvas they're going on a date are we ready to find some treasures what's Brooke
40:39wearing the cowgirl boots you can tell she's from the city what about this Jenna I'll just pick
40:45up anything that a snake could be living in that looks good that's got his injection written all
40:52over it all right okay what do you think they're gonna paint each other it's so funny because in
40:57day-to-day life I move a lot my gosh dating montage they're definitely gonna hook up but when
41:03it comes to painting I have all the patience in the world we are watching their love story unfold in
41:07front of us they're bisexuals it'll last two minutes and I'll move on but they will buy a
41:11cat and a house together first and I'm looking forward to coming back and actually seeing the
41:14finished product so I guess I'll see you again soon we're gonna see each other soon but before
41:22that Ernie's off to check out some local First Nations art what is that skateboard oh it's a shield
41:28yeah taking good shape now good lovely shape oh wow look at that must take ages just to get it
41:34down to the size what a good experience for him to be doing this of other countrymen yeah after
41:39doing all this work I reckon makes you very hungry oh very hungry snitties I think we better get some
41:44kangaroo tails oh kangaroo tails wait what oh yeah come on people oh oh no no no no no no
41:56no no no no no
41:58oh that would be so yummy oh it might be all right a bit of Harold Holt on top I'd
42:05be spewing I'd be
42:05starving I said look I'm not hanging around with you blokes I'm going to McDonald's I love Bush Tucker
42:10I'm sorry but I don't put anything in my mouth unless I know where it's come from
42:14not saying a word yep and I can see where your mind's going too not saying a word
42:18mm-hmm bit of salt on it
42:20bit of tomato sauce shut up
42:37my missile has this weird thing that I'm not allowed the good pillowcases are you a sweater
42:43yes that's why when I get this like dodgy one that's all moldy and gross but every time I walk
42:49in it just looks like a peasant's lying in my spot a peasant has been lying in your spot this
42:57week on
42:57Stan we watched a new Aussie dramedy series crocodile golf ball oh what the hell oh sunny nights can
43:10someone succinctly tell me what the hell sunny nights is about oh sorry Adam and Simon are away
43:15this week so let me help you out look I know what you're thinking and yes I do work out
43:20the show is
43:21about a brother and sister from America who've come to Sydney to market their struggling spray tan
43:26business why does everyone go to Sydney man that business would pop off on the Gold Coast but
43:31they're in Sydney and staying here nice are on Expedia I love a good dodgy motel I feel like the
43:40dodgy the
43:40hotel the dodgy things you can do yeah I've never stayed in one longer than six hours and it's not
43:47long before our fake tan entrepreneurs are drumming up business what do you have that'll make us look
43:52wealthy and successful um oh how much 750 we all take it that's crazy who buys that bloody 750 bottle
44:02of wine we can't afford that I think I've ever gone over 15 bucks looks like you two are doing
44:08well
44:09did she only approach him because he bought the most expensive bottle of alcohol there yeah and that
44:15leads to oh hey get my binoculars it's a weird toy to bring to the bedroom are they spray tanning
44:23each
44:23other during sex that's weird what the actual hell as if that would be happening it's good no it's
44:33going to be blotchy so basically those cheats are ruined looks that way such a peasant pillow but the
44:40next day press play oh she's got it on film oh she's blackmailing him everything's going to be
44:47fine you've just got to do what he says okay he's in quicksand it's going to be ten thousand dollars
44:53he doesn't have ten thousand bucks he hasn't even sold one can of his tan we're going to throw this
44:58up on the interwebs I'd be like go on put it on there take my only fans let's both make
45:03some money on
45:06it feels good I don't actually mind you posting it yeah it worked for Kim Kardashian it might not be
45:12the worst thing to happen to a budding entrepreneur I'm being blackmailed oh Jesus and our inventory is
45:20exploding this is just turning from bad to worse it's just the heat welcome to Australia it's always
45:26going to be hot and that's not going to stop the blackmailers come on in show time where's the sex
45:32tape money first then I press delete I don't think so yeah you sure about this yeah I'm American of
45:40course I'm sure about this give me a gun don't give him the gun oh that's all the leverage you
45:49had
45:49all right I'll write you a check I'll write you a check we don't really do checks here Martin
45:54yeah come on whoa she killed him okay well now we need to get rid of her body cut all
46:00the limbs off
46:01pop a bit in a blender feed the bones to the dog well you could do that or just call
46:05this guy oh it's
46:07Willie Mason he's an ex-rugby league superstar I'm thinking you guys are it's so random who knew he was
46:14acting these days and then he discovers you know she is tribal gang we need big bag if you ever
46:20need
46:20some heavy lifting Big Willie's here to help you I've got the dead guy in the promo costume pop the
46:27boot could they have parked the car closer you would have put the reverse up wouldn't you open up the
46:33back
46:33and just put the body straight in and he's taking them here oh feed them to the crocs there are
46:39no
46:40crocodiles in Sydney oh they're leaving clues everywhere oh baby just let all the crocodiles
46:50escape now I would be in that car going right so this is how the croc got on the golf
46:56course and
46:57this can and it eats one of the cans and that's what makes it oh oh I hate the can
47:03welcome to the
47:06show and when the authorities find the croc oh are you telling me a crocodile is eating that body
47:14and it's clean cut off that hand and it's just the tattoo hand that they found why are you still
47:20holding the hand that is so ridiculous super far-fetched but great what a stupid ending can we watch on
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