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Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.

Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".

Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.

Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:

Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice

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Transcript
00:00I would like to invite you to introduce yourself.
00:04I am Seas Hasanović, brother Sokrorom,
00:08and with us on my desk, Mr. Levačić, you call me?
00:11Levačić Zvonimir.
00:12And now?
00:14What do you want to say?
00:18Mr. Levačić, this question is not.
00:23Mr. Levačić, I would like to invite you to a great committee of the university that are brought forward in
00:31the past the past few weeks.
00:33Mr. Levačić, if you will, I was happy to ask about questions.
00:38Mr. Levačić, present your help and theoplank that you might be able to ask about.
00:45Mr. Levačić, this is also helped.
00:51from the audience.
00:53Yes, from the audience.
00:54Yes, from the audience.
00:56You can't speak.
00:58You can't speak.
00:59Are you ready?
01:02Yes.
01:05First question is the question.
01:07I would like to focus on that
01:10you can't speak.
01:11You can't speak later.
01:15First question is the question
01:17for 250 000 kuna
01:18Mr. Levačić.
01:19What does that mean Stari Slavena?
01:22What did he say?
01:24He said something.
01:27He said something.
01:28They said something.
01:30They said something.
01:31They said something.
01:32We said something.
01:34Do you understand the question?
01:39Yes.
01:39I understand the question.
01:41Yes.
01:42I can't speak.
01:43He said something.
01:46What do you mean?
01:48What is the name of Stari Slavena?
01:49What does not say?
01:51What is the name of Stari Slavena?
02:03What does he say?
02:06What does it mean?
02:09No. I would like to ask you, without help, Mr. Ševa, I know that he will do it, Mr. Levačić,
02:22that he will do it. He said something about A, about B. They said something about it.
02:29Yes, you said, as the leader of the show, you said something about it.
02:36No, no, it's a question.
02:37Yes, it's a question.
02:39Yes, it's a question.
02:42Yes, it's a question.
02:43Yes, it's a question.
02:44Okay, here, Mr. Ševa, it's yours.
02:48If you read it, please read it.
02:51If you want to help Mr. Ševi, Mr. Levačić,
02:56let me help you.
02:57Let me close.
03:04I would like to shut up in the studio, let me talk.
03:10If Mr. Levačić is going to help you,
03:11I will help you.
03:13Now it depends on whether he will help you from you or from you.
03:17He has the right to go,
03:18To get the right to look at the right to taking place.
03:21If I believe He told us to have to appreciate it.
03:26Yeah.
03:27They said he had a clear answer.
03:30I think he was a clear answer.
03:39Let me give it a chance to say this, and that if I go against the other side, I can't
03:46see what I'm going to say about.
03:46Gospodine, do not ever give up, are you going to be Wasser?
03:48Moje...
03:49Moje...
03:50Moje...
03:50Moje...
03:50Moje mišljenje je da mi smo sve to poredli.
03:53Znači mi smo, to je pod koje?
03:56Pod D.
03:57Pod D.
03:58Moje...
03:59Moje...
03:59Moje, gospodine Levačiću, reći...
04:02Moj, konačni odgovor je D...
04:04We have to say it.
04:08My final answer is...
04:12...
04:13...
04:13...
04:14...
04:15...
04:15...
04:15...
04:15...
04:15...
04:16...
04:16...
04:17Until the episode.
04:19...
04:20...
04:21...
04:21I know, but Mr. President, Mr. President, Mr. President, he just said that we didn't have to say anything.
04:30Yes, he didn't have to say anything.
04:32But I would say that he would turn on the phone and hear what people think.
04:37That is your opinion.
04:39You have the right, Mr. Levočić, you have the right. I would say that he would turn on the phone.
04:46My final answer is that.
04:51Do you think that he would help him?
04:56Maybe not.
04:58Hello.
04:58Hello.
05:00Good evening.
05:00Good evening.
05:03To be honest, the answer is what he said in the past episode.
05:09I want to thank you for this information.
05:31Good evening.
05:32Good evening.
05:34Good evening.
05:35Good evening.
05:42Good evening.
05:49Good evening.
05:58Good evening.
06:00Good evening.
06:02Good evening.
06:03Good evening.
06:04Good evening.
06:05Good evening.
06:05Good evening.
06:06Good evening.
06:07Good evening.
06:07Good evening.
06:07Good evening.
06:08Good evening.
06:09What did you say and you didn't have to say?
06:13Seva!
06:15We all have to say.
06:21Seva!
06:23Hello!
06:25Hello!
06:26What do you mean?
06:29You are a professional.
06:35Thank you very much.
06:39Don't smoke, brother.
06:45Hello?
06:46Brother.
06:46Good evening, please.
06:48Brother.
06:49What's going on?
06:49Do you know when I'm going to go to that bitch car?
06:54Marge.
06:55That's a little girl.
06:56That's a joke.
06:59Hello?
07:01Hello?
07:03I can't say it.
07:05What did you say?
07:07Yes.
07:07Hello?
07:10Hello?
07:11This is another question.
07:13No, no, we'll have to finish this question.
07:15The committee will go to the regime.
07:18Hello?
07:20Hello?
07:20Good evening.
07:21Good evening.
07:22Can you help me?
07:25Seva!
07:26Isboli?
07:28That's a joke,
07:29I don't have to admit.
07:31Okay?
07:32And if you're talking to others,
07:32he's called the piss because he goes to the life.
07:34I don't want you to take the piss out of me.
07:39So can you tell me that you'll take a nap?
07:45I don't want you to take a nap.
07:47I don't want you to take the piss out of me.
07:51Okay, you said it was a last one.
07:53No, no, no.
07:54No, no, no.
07:56That's the second one.
07:57Okay, but I don't want to talk about that.
08:02Why?
08:02What's that?
08:08Profesor from the faculty of the knowledge of the knowledge.
08:10You are the knowledge of the knowledge.
08:12You are the knowledge of the knowledge.
08:14My name is the knowledge of the knowledge.
08:16Hello, good evening.
08:17Hello, good evening.
08:18Good evening.
08:21Braco was there,
08:23and there is nothing to do with you.
08:27I know it.
08:28Braco was there,
08:29and he did it every Sunday.
08:31Now he did it for you.
08:33Don't let him do it for you.
08:37Braco was there for honorary
08:39and Braco was a millionaire.
08:40I just read the questions
08:42that was both the professor of the faculty of the faculty and faculty.
08:47And nothing else.
08:48What?
08:50How they have?
08:51The knowledge of Mladen Švarc.
08:54Let's get to the final answer.
08:57We will get to the final answer, and we will get to the final answer.
08:59What is this, how did you say it?
09:03No, no, no, I did not tell you that the final answer,
09:08I will get to the final answer.
09:09What do you think is this, Mr. Levacic?
09:14We will see you now.
09:23Bravo!
09:25Bravo, Fema!
09:27Bravo, Fema!
09:30Yes, yes, good time!
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