Noćna mora - Jaran, Remzo i kruška - video Dailymotion

Tomislav Mix

Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.   Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".   Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.   Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:       Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice      Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar      Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik      Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine      Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice      Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice      Nenad Blatnik "Cezar" – pjevač i bivši boksački prvak      Ivica Lako "Laki" – plesač i ovisnik o marihuani      Siniša Polovina "Gibo iz Kutine" – pjevač      Emir Ilijaš – erotski pjesnik      Ivan Plehan "Ivek" – najbolji harmonikaš svih vremena      Darko Đugumović – pjevač-imitator      Ljubomir Đomešić "Ljubo" – filozof i mudrac...

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00:00KGN

00:02KGN

00:26KGN

00:28and before us are two friends Renzo and Jaran.

00:37You have taken the course of course,

00:41I won't be able to explain to you,

00:45but I don't have the right to put the course of course,

00:51and you have to take the course of course,

00:54and you have to take the course of course.

00:55I know you are a woman,

00:57and you need to have the right to put the right to the right.

01:01What are you laughing at?

01:02No, no.

01:03What have you been reacting to?

01:05Now you are a friend, right?

01:07You don't have to be neither a friend nor a friend.

01:09You don't have to be.

01:13So, you asked whether you are a whole wise man.

01:18I know that you are, I would like to show that,

01:21and that's why we will now put a challenge here.

01:25who is also

01:27aware of this.

01:29We will give you one item

01:32and you just need to explain

01:35how it happened to be there.

01:39Please take the flag and put it on the table.

01:47Now the item is coming.

01:49The item is coming.

01:52Just don't ask it.

02:11So, look at this.

02:13Look at this.

02:17What is it?

02:18What is it?

02:19The air?

02:22God.

02:24Look at the flag and tell me what is it?

02:27The air?

02:28What is it?

02:30Something burnt inside.

02:32What is it?

02:33What is it?

02:34What is it?

02:35What is it?

02:36What is it?

02:37What is it?

02:37Well, you may hear about it.

02:42Look at the eyes, take a look.

02:43Read what is it?

02:44What is it?

02:45Youulyamovs.

02:47What is it?

02:48Rakija.

02:49What is it?

02:50A what is inside?

02:51It's inside a Russian hole.

02:53Let me show you.

02:58This is a vijamovka,

03:01and inside is a rod.

03:03Yes.

03:07Remzo,

03:09how did this rod come to this flasher?

03:14Look, Remzo,

03:15the flasher.

03:16How did this big rod come across the neck?

03:22You know what it is,

03:23today is all possible.

03:27It was cold, it was cold.

03:30Someone is cold, someone is cold.

03:31Mr. Remzo, ask me

03:34how did this big rod come across the neck?

03:38How can the right rod come across the neck?

03:41How can the right rod come across the neck?

03:42Someone is confused about it,

03:44someone is angry about it,

03:45someone is angry about it, and so on.

03:50I don't know what the rod came across the neck.

03:54I don't know how the rod came across the neck.

03:55it's my news,

03:57Jaran.

03:57Jaran,

03:59how did this big rod come across the neck?

04:04I don't know how the rod came across the neck.

04:07I don't know what the rod came across the neck.

04:10What the rod came across the neck?

04:34They took a small rod and put it in the flasher.

04:38How did the small rod grow up in the flasher?

04:42Thank God, it was for years. This rod is not from the summer.

04:51It was for a year, two, three, five years.

04:55It was for a year, because I know my father.

05:03He took a small rod and put it in the flasher.

05:09When the rod was just out of the flasher,

05:15and then she killed it from the flasher in the flasher,

05:22while she was able to put it in the flasher.

05:26And the small rod was growing up in the flasher.

05:34It was for a while.

05:36Tell me, is it when you bought a rod on the flasher?

05:40Yes.

05:42Why did that rod not grow up?

05:44Because she did not have vitamins.

05:47What is vitamins?

05:49Rackia has vitamins.

05:51You think that it is because of it?

05:52Thank God.

05:55And when he places the rod grew up in the river,

06:00would it grow?

06:01Yes.

06:02Why would it grow up?

06:03Because of the rod is being killed.

06:09So, the little piece is put in the flash?

06:14Well, it is a little piece.

06:17Then the piece is put in the flash.

06:20But, Mr. Draghi, the piece is the other piece, and the piece is the other piece.

06:28Okay, let's turn the phone and do it. I really don't know if it is true.

06:36It is not true, it is 100%.

06:41Say hello.

06:42Hello?

06:43Jarni.

06:44It was yesterday.

06:45You are not in the right place.

06:47Then you are in the right place.

06:49Let me tell you.

06:50Listen, listen, when the tree was growing, they were put in it and put it in the right place.

07:01Yes, yes.

07:03You stupid one.

07:05You stupid one.

07:07What did you say?

07:07You stupid one.

07:09You stupid one.

07:10You stupid one.

07:12I'm stupid.

07:15You stupid one.

07:18You stupid one.

07:19You stupid one.

07:21You stupid one.

07:21And you are like this.

07:24So massive pie lobby.

07:27That right.

07:30You stupid one.

07:33I have anything to buy.

07:34I'm inni.

07:35You stupid one.

07:35No.

07:36By the way.

07:37Listen.

07:38He's up here.

07:41You shepherd?

07:42You beggar me.

07:42What do you mean?

07:43What do you have?事

07:44you need单? To

07:46ask please.

07:47I'm ready.

07:47Let me open these legs.

07:49I won't get them.

07:51What?

07:54What do they have?

07:56Let me open them.

07:57Let me explain how big they are.

08:00Come on.

08:03Hello?

08:06Hello?

08:08Hello?

08:10Hello?

08:14Hello?

08:14Yes?

08:15Hey, close your ass.

08:18God, close your ass.

08:21Hello?

08:26Hello?

08:29Hello?

08:31Hello?

08:32I'm sorry.

08:32Close your ass.

08:35Close your ass.

08:36Look.

08:37Hey.

08:38Look, kružka ti nije tak nasla.

08:41Chu je?

08:42On, dok je kružka bila mala i dok se ti biju mali.

08:47Dok se ti učeo ispod kružke, aj veci kružka.

08:52Reci kružka.

08:53Who ate phrasse?

08:55I don't care.

08:56I don't care.

08:57I don't care.

08:58I don't care.

08:59I don't care.

09:07Let me understand.

09:11I don't care.

09:13I love for you and my brother.

09:15I don't care.

09:19I don't care.

09:21Who ate phrasse?

09:22A man will come in a car, I'll tell you a truck.

09:24What can you do?

09:26No.

09:27What can you do?

09:28A man will come in a car.

09:30How do I don't want you?

09:31Yeah man will come in a car car.

09:34No.

09:35Then I'll explain you how the car happened.

09:37No.

09:40What can you do?

09:41No.

09:42I know my brother lives.

09:44I'll tell you something!

09:45No.

09:48No.

09:49I can't wait for a second.

09:52What do you think of this?

09:56You really are not fair.

10:00Hello?

10:02Hello.

10:02Good morning.

10:04Good morning.

10:05Please.

10:06Do you know how to do this?

10:08I know.

10:09Where are you?

10:11It's when the hook is on the hook.

10:15When the hook is on the hook,

10:16it starts to break a little.

10:18Just a little.

10:20Just a little.

10:21Just a little.

10:23Listen.

10:23The hook is on the hook and the hook is growing,

10:27but the hook does not hold until it grows big.

10:30When the hook grows big,

10:32the hook is on the hook,

10:33on the hook, on the wooden ground,

10:34the hook is growing and it is coming from the hook.

10:39That's how it works.

10:40If you don't get out of the hook,

10:42it will not grow,

10:43it will be a little and it will be a little.

10:48When the hook grows in the back,

10:49it grows on the hook and the hook is hitting the hook.

10:52That's how it works.

10:57And the hook is doing.

10:58If you ask what you do,

11:00it is going to be thinking what you say

11:03without the hook.

11:04That's how it is.

11:05That's how it should go.

11:07on the hook until the hook is growing 3-4 months

11:10when the hook is growing, the hook is growing

11:12and the hook is inside and then the hook is back

11:14and then the hook is back

11:14so

11:16where did you hear it, Jarane?

11:18well, Mr. Mladi

11:21he is in the wrong way

11:23I did not have to explain it

11:29in the wrong way

11:31so

11:31here you see

11:33but how can you be right

11:35the hook is saying that the hook is growing in the grass

11:39no, no, no

11:41he is not the grass

11:43he is growing in the grass

11:44he is growing in the grass

11:46but not the truth

11:47when the hook is growing in the grass

11:51then you put the hook in the grass

11:52and then you find the hook in the grass

11:55so I am asking who is that guy

11:58hello

11:59hello

12:01hi

12:02hi

12:04hi

12:05hi

12:34hi

12:35hi

12:40hi

12:41but I didn't want to eat.

12:45You want to go with the maimun and eat.

12:48Maimun, you are you.

12:50And please, don't be afraid.

12:52Okay, it's not a mistake, maimun.

12:54Don't be afraid of me.

12:55The maimun is a diva.

12:56Don't be afraid of you.

13:01I'm not a bulldog.

13:03It's a thousand times I said that I'm a maimun.

13:06Yes.

13:06No, don't be afraid of me.

13:08No, don't be afraid of me.

13:12No, don't be afraid of me.

13:13No, don't be afraid of me.

13:16Okay, children.

13:17Let's go for a spot.

13:19We're waiting for the Krnka.

13:20You've been here every time.

13:23You were close.

13:24You just need to say that...

13:27...that...

13:28...that...

13:29...that...

13:33...that...

13:35...that...

13:45...that...

13:52...the...

13:59...not time.

14:01Let's go to the reclame and wait for Diđe Krvok.

Noćna mora - Jaran, Remzo i kruška

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