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Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.
Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".
Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.
Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:
Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice
Nenad Blatnik "Cezar" – pjevač i bivši boksački prvak
Ivica Lako "Laki" – plesač i ovisnik o marihuani
Siniša Polovina "Gibo iz Kutine" – pjevač
Emir Ilijaš – erotski pjesnik
Ivan Plehan "Ivek" – najbolji harmonikaš svih vremena
Darko Đugumović – pjevač-imitator
Ljubomir Đomešić "Ljubo" – filozof i mudrac...
Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".
Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.
Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:
Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice
Nenad Blatnik "Cezar" – pjevač i bivši boksački prvak
Ivica Lako "Laki" – plesač i ovisnik o marihuani
Siniša Polovina "Gibo iz Kutine" – pjevač
Emir Ilijaš – erotski pjesnik
Ivan Plehan "Ivek" – najbolji harmonikaš svih vremena
Darko Đugumović – pjevač-imitator
Ljubomir Đomešić "Ljubo" – filozof i mudrac...
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00:01What do you want to say?
00:04When do you speak?
00:06Well, that is that Croatia is because of that you are one of the Cigan and the Rom.
00:12That is all the things you can't on the Rom, before you say it is against Croatia.
00:17Look, I don't speak against Croatia because I'm a clone of the Bole.
00:23That Hrvatska is not in Rome, that they are in the media.
00:28Here, Hrvatska is giving you.
00:31That you are now in Rome, whatever you want.
00:35I don't know that Hrvatska is giving you.
00:37I don't give you Noć na mora, Želko Malar.
00:39Because this media is giving you.
00:42It doesn't give you the first program, the second program,
00:44or the second program, or the second program.
00:47If you want me to give me a piece of Rome,
00:50it gives me Peugeot.
00:52Peugeot is paid for me and said,
00:55if Rome speaks positive about Peugeot,
01:00and I have to accept it.
01:02What can you say positive about Peugeot?
01:05Let's say about Cabriolet 207.
01:09Peugeot is a French company
01:11that has been a long time,
01:12but has been a long time.
01:14They have been a long time.
01:15They have been a long time.
01:21Where they have been a long time,
01:21and I have to accept it.
01:27I have to accept it.
01:42I have to accept it,
01:47and I have to accept it.
01:51and you talk about Spačeco
01:54and you and you and Spačeco
01:57I'm talking about Peugeot that has been a long time
02:00that has been a very good car
02:03even the Citroën
02:06I'm talking about the French that have Citroën
02:09and Peugeot
02:09we have Citroën, we have no more
02:12and we have no more
02:12and we have no more
02:13Who is Peugeot?
02:17207 cabriolet
02:19who have good gum
02:22and the rezervna gum is a little more
02:23and the rezervna gum is a little more
02:26and the rezervna gum is a little more
02:26for all the other cabriolets and cabriolets
02:29so
02:31you can now
02:34you can now
02:35you can now
02:36ask a question
02:39that in the end
02:41you can now
02:42give a change
02:42who is a little TV
02:45who is looking at
02:47at three in the morning
02:48he can get
02:49Peugeot 207 cabriolet
02:53with a large rezervna gum
02:55let us answer the question
02:57if he knows the answer
02:59let us make him
03:00he can get
03:01you and I have a Peugeot
03:02why could he be
03:03I can do it
03:04we can do it
03:06ok
03:06...
03:08...
03:08...
03:08...
03:09...
03:09...
03:09I have said that the new, the first program, the second program, they all have a good job.
03:15They are like a Peugeot 207 KB.
03:21Why don't these idiots who saw you watch them, I hope they will get Peugeot.
03:26I can ask them how to do that.
03:29Who would be at the next stage to be President of the Republic of Croatia?
03:34How do you think it is?
03:35Yes, it is with Peugeot, and I am a man.
03:38Are you talking about Peugeot?
03:39Yes.
03:42Aha.
03:44I don't know.
03:44When the first grove,
03:48for example,
03:51in the series 206,
03:55it turned into a piece of paper
03:57that is currently buying on the market
03:59like 307.
04:03That is a complicated question.
04:04Okay, you can go here.
04:06Okay, in which city of France
04:08does Peugeot?
04:10Bravo, here is the phone.
04:13In Paris, it is surely not.
04:14It is in Paris.
04:16No, no.
04:17No, no, no.
04:20No, no, no.
04:21Okay, in which city of Peugeot is Peugeot?
04:24That is.
04:27Hello?
04:29Hello?
04:33No.
04:33Hello?
04:35Hello?
04:36Good evening.
04:37Good evening.
04:38No, no.
04:41Good evening.
04:49Good evening.
04:50Good evening.
04:51All this city of France,
04:55with you.
04:59The city of France,
05:01which city of France...
05:02Yes.
05:07Good evening.
05:08I live in the Hrvatskog Leskov, and I eat my mother Malnar, let's go.
05:16Hello?
05:18Hello?
05:22Hello?
05:24Hello?
05:25Yes, please.
05:26Good morning, good morning.
05:27God.
05:28How are you, sir?
05:30Good, did you hear the question?
05:33Let's go, put the question.
05:34I don't hear the question.
05:36In which city produce Peugeot?
05:39In Lyon.
05:42Mardar.
05:44There are some plants that produce for dogs for dogs.
05:50They produce for dogs for dogs for dogs.
05:55Hello?
05:56God, brother.
05:57God, say.
05:57Here, good luck.
05:59Oh, God, good luck.
06:01Everything is good.
06:02Here, I think I know a show.
06:05How?
06:06How?
06:06To show.
06:07No.
06:08No.
06:08No.
06:09No.
06:09No.
06:14No.
06:15No.
06:17No.
06:18No.
06:20No.
06:21No.
06:21No.
06:21No.
06:24No.
06:28Who's a lot of cars?
06:42Yes.
06:43I know.
06:45In which way?
06:49In the games.
06:51Don't say that.
06:53Don't say that.
06:54Hello.
06:55Hello.
06:56Yes, tell me.
06:57I like the rhythm and the rhythm 감사합니다, I like the rhythm and disco.
07:06I like the rhythm and the rhythm and the rhythm.
07:13I have time can't change.
07:15Hello.
07:20Hello.
07:21Hello?
07:24I'm going to talk about all the Spanish children, the children and the children.
07:29My children, my Slovakia.
07:32The Spanish children?
07:34Yes, yes.
07:35I'm going to tell you.
07:37I'm going to kill you.
07:41I'm going to kill you.
07:41I'm going to kill you.
07:42I'm going to kill you.
07:45I'm going to kill you.
07:48Hello?
07:48Hello?
07:49Hey, good evening.
07:51God.
07:51Friend.
07:53When I meet a dog, I'm going to kill you.
07:57I'm going to kill you.
07:58I'm going to kill you.
07:59I'm going to kill you.
08:02Thank God.
08:04Hello?
08:09You're a dog.
08:10You're a dog.
08:11You're a dog.
08:11You're a dog.
08:13You're a dog.
08:25I'm going to kill you.
08:30It's just that you're a dog.
08:30You can kill you.
08:31You're a dog, you're going to kill you.
08:38You're a dog.
08:42You don't have to watch me, and you don't have to watch this show.
08:48And that's how she is now, because of you.
08:53I'm a jerk.
08:55You don't want to talk about yourself like that.
08:59You're a good person, but you're stupid.
09:01Hello?
09:03Hello?
09:05Hello?
09:06Yes.
09:07What's up?
09:09What's up?
09:14Hello?
09:15Hello?
09:16Yes?
09:16Here, Peugeot is produced in Lyon.
09:21But there is still a good place from Lyon.
09:24It's Lyon, but it's 8 km from Lyon.
09:29It's good, but Lyon is mainly in the middle.
09:31No, no, no.
09:33The end of Lyon is.
09:33There is only a small town.
09:38There is only a small town in Lyon.
09:40There is a little place.
09:59There is also a small town in Lyon.
10:02And this is a big town.
10:02There is only a small town in Lyon.
10:08There is one place from 8 km from Lyon.
10:10But he doesn't know.
10:11Who is my dad?
10:12How is it?
10:13They would like to go to the gauze.
10:15The gauze, but we will get to the gauze.
10:17We will bring our eyes to the people of the people.
10:23The people of Lohrishka who are here, think that they will do anything.
10:30They will get to the gauze.
10:32But they will be here to the gauze.
10:32The people of Lohrishka.
10:36The people of Lohrishka.
10:37The people of Lohrishka.
10:41I'm going to go to Luki.
10:43And I'm going to go to the other one.
10:45Hello?
10:46I'm going to go to the minister of culture.
10:50I'd like to take you to the minister.
10:53How are you, I'm fine.
10:54I'm going to go to the next time.
10:57My people, my Zagreb,
10:58I'm going to die, I'm going to die.
11:00You're a mess.
11:02You're a mess.
11:04Hello?
11:05Who will you get me?
11:09I'm going to die.
11:11We're the people of the world.
11:15Hey, I'm going to die.
11:16Hello?
11:17We're going to the Lugore.
11:20We were, but we won't go.
11:23Let's go to Europe.
11:26Europe will be the Lugore.
11:28Europe will be the Lugore.
11:29I'll go to the Lugore.
11:30Hello?
11:32I'll go to the Lugore.
11:35Let me read yourself, I'll go to the Lugore.
11:38What are you doing?
11:41What are you doing?
11:42He's talking about the Lugore.
11:43Hello?
11:44I'm going to the Lugore.
11:47I'm going to the Lugore.
11:50Hello?
11:51My brother.
11:52How does it look, Hrvatska?
11:55How does it look, Hrvatska?
11:57How does it look, Hrvatska?
11:57How does it look?
12:00And I don't want to be there.
12:02And I don't want to be a mess.
12:04My brother says,
12:06that this is Hrvatska where you live.
12:07This is true.
12:09This is true.
12:10But I don't have aGER separation home from Hrvatska.
12:13My mother,
12:15The Lugore, you're so sweet.
12:18But you're so sweet, but, you're so sweet?
12:21It's so sweet.
12:22I'm not sure.
12:23I know that I'm mine, but it's just such know.
12:27when we live in the world, we are all in the world.
12:32But, what do you call it?
12:34Braco, you're not in these communities,
12:37who are all destroyed.
12:39I'm not a mother.
12:42Let's destroy everything,
12:44because they're all in the world.
12:45Now, when I'm going to use the opportunity to say the truth,
12:48I don't lie,
12:49and when I'm lying, I'm just a liar.
12:51These communists were my father
12:53and they shot 45th in Beograd.
12:57It's something that was misused on the other side.
13:00The communists made a lot of trouble.
13:03And the communists are still doing this,
13:06the Sabor and the Vlad and the whole Croatia.
13:10It's not a mistake.
13:12It's a mistake.
13:14And we have a mistake to tell them that the communists are coming to the coups.
13:22It's not true.
13:23It's not that they are going to the coups with the coups.
13:26But, look at the wall,
13:28the stolica is nice and nice to be able to sit.
13:33If you get it,
13:34don't buy it you,
13:36not to me, but to me, because I am going to do it again,
13:43which will be called the Emisija o Žrtvama Komunizma.
13:50Why do you have to do it for me?
13:52Because I have to do it for you.
13:57Why do you have to do it for me to do it for me?
14:00I would like to call them all on the train.
14:04They will go to three piches of the parents and know that their time is over.
14:09They will go through the other rooms,
14:15through the other groups.
14:19They will go to three piches of the parents and the Komunisti will know
14:24that their time is ready in Hrvatsko.
14:27Do you agree with me?
14:29Yes, yes.
14:32When you look at the camp that has 158 people,
14:38all of them were members of the Komunisti.
14:43They were members of the Komunisti,
14:45and they said to me,
14:46I should go to the party to fight against them.
14:50I would like to call them.
14:51On the train.
14:52I am sorry.
14:54Okay, now listen.
14:56I don't know what's going on.
14:58In our friends, Mesa.
15:01He was lived in the Komunist,
15:04so that we believed in him that
15:07he would have to be a new one,
15:09young Hrvatsko.
15:10Not to say,
15:11I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I'm talking about the news.
15:16I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
15:18But, look, it's a message in the sense that in Croatia,
15:23he knows that one,
15:26he can tell you and your children,
15:28but in Croatia,
15:31how can he be able to have a courage
15:36to be candidate for the next president
15:38when he is in the past.
15:43We have a son,
15:47you have a child,
15:49your son will be a past.
15:52He is in the past.
15:55He is profiled with criminals,
15:58with illegal criminals,
16:01with Turkish,
16:03with Bagić,
16:04and we will go to the situation,
16:08we will talk about it,
16:10we will go to the story,
16:14we will put people in the story,
16:15he is the president of Yugoslavia,
16:18he is the president,
16:20he will go home,
16:22he will live,
16:24he will live,
16:25he will live for 7 years.
16:27Yes, yes.
16:30Jerko,
16:32we live in the past,
16:33we are living in the past,
16:34we are living in the past,
16:35we are living in the past,
16:35we are living in the past,
16:37we have two years ago,
16:40we have created this Hrvatska,
16:42a beautiful Slavonija,
16:45we have our divan sea,
16:46and we have to live in the future,
16:48not the past.
16:52Hrvatska,
16:54Hrvatska
16:55...
16:55We will take a break,
17:03I will take a break,
17:03so we can take a break.
17:05You are living in the past,
17:05that we are living in the past,
17:10and I will never go there again.
17:12Let me tell you, don't let me tell you, if anyone is ex-Komunist and you don't want to be
17:28with me, we are going to Monte Carlo.
17:31Let me tell you, let me tell you, let me tell you what you mean!
17:41No, I don't want no
17:42Yeah, I don't want no
17:44No, you just want to work
17:46You want to do it, and you want to do it
17:47But you want to do it
17:48And you are right
17:51Where are you?
17:52I want to tell you where the land is
17:55Where the land of the people
17:57I can see
17:59Now, I want to go
18:01Now, I want to play
18:01You want to play with the girls
18:04And I want to play
18:07Look, I want to play
18:12Who will you die?
18:15Who will you die?
18:19Who will you die?
18:20Who will you die?
18:21Who wants to be the president of the United States?
18:28Who will you die?
18:29Who will you die differently?
18:31No, it will be a utter difference.
18:33I will be dead.
18:36and you will have ex-Komunista in the next four years.
18:41Croatia has no power, nor emotive,
18:45that ex-Komunista will be president of Croatia in the next four years.
18:52I am going to kill myself, I am going to kill myself on the Trugu Bana Jelačić,
18:57if it happens to happen.
18:58It is possible, you can trust everything.
19:03If it happens to the Trugu Bana Jelačić, I believe you.
19:07It is true.
19:08It will not be an answer to him,
19:11but to the Croatian people.
19:13These are the soldiers who look at us.
19:16You know who we are now.
19:18These are the people who look at us.
19:20These are the people who look at us.
19:23I am going to kill my mother.
19:26And you decide on my life.
19:29These are the criteria of my life.
19:33Let me ask you something.
19:35What would you say when you were to defend yourself?
19:41Your thinking.
19:44Democracy.
19:46What would you say when you were to defend yourself?
19:48You would not hear your voice.
19:53but I have been about to shoot
19:55right now they push the spot
19:57are many three
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