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Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.
Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".
Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.
Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:
Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice
Nenad Blatnik "Cezar" – pjevač i bivši boksački prvak
Ivica Lako "Laki" – plesač i ovisnik o marihuani
Siniša Polovina "Gibo iz Kutine" – pjevač
Emir Ilijaš – erotski pjesnik
Ivan Plehan "Ivek" – najbolji harmonikaš svih vremena
Darko Đugumović – pjevač-imitator
Ljubomir Đomešić "Ljubo" – filozof i mudrac...
Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".
Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.
Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:
Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice
Nenad Blatnik "Cezar" – pjevač i bivši boksački prvak
Ivica Lako "Laki" – plesač i ovisnik o marihuani
Siniša Polovina "Gibo iz Kutine" – pjevač
Emir Ilijaš – erotski pjesnik
Ivan Plehan "Ivek" – najbolji harmonikaš svih vremena
Darko Đugumović – pjevač-imitator
Ljubomir Đomešić "Ljubo" – filozof i mudrac...
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00:00If you listen to the question, please answer your question.
00:06For the laknus papil, for the laknus papil,
00:15it is called to change the length, but never heard.
00:22To change the length, but never heard.
00:29From the division to the laknus,
00:36I will be able to change the length of the laknus papil.
00:45To change the length of the laknus papil.
00:55Did you understand the question?
00:57I did not understand.
00:59I will be able to change the length of the laknus papil.
01:11Listen, I will not repeat the length of the laknus papil.
01:29I will be able to change the length of the laknus papil.
01:41I will never hear.
01:43To change the length of the laknus papil.
01:49To change the length of the laknus papil.
02:01To change the length of the laknus papil.
02:07I didn't read it.
02:08I didn't read it.
02:09I didn't read it.
02:12I didn't read it.
02:17What?
02:18What?
02:19My dear, how is this school in Sarajevo?
02:23It's a good game.
02:27It's a good game.
02:28It's a good game.
02:32But there are two Js.
02:34Where are you?
02:34Let's go.
02:36Let's go.
02:38You don't have J in the head?
02:40No, I don't know.
02:42It's a good game.
02:45Do you know what is a good game?
02:47It's a good game.
02:49It's a good game.
02:51Look, you look like you are familiar.
03:00Did you find the skills in school?
03:03No, you don't know.
03:06You got everything in the budget.
03:09You got everything.
03:10You had to go to the school.
03:14Where did you get to the school?
03:17In the facilities in Sarajevo.
03:19In the house in Sarajevo.
03:21I went to Zagreb.
03:22I went to Zagreb.
03:32Let's see, when you come from 5 to 5, you'll see your...
03:37You don't know what is Samoborskotlet?
03:41It's a Svinskotlet that is nice to eat and cook.
03:45I've had a few years to cook.
03:50In Pucsko's kitchen, yes.
03:53There's a good place there.
03:55There's also Bečki and Samoborski and Zagojski.
03:58There's also a Kano Đorđeva Šnisla.
04:01There's also a Kano Đorđeva Šnisla.
04:05I don't have to concentrate on that.
04:07I'll do it.
04:10I'll do it.
04:11See how you can help me.
04:14I'll give you a shot.
04:16You can have a drink of beer to me?
04:18No, I'll do it.
04:22Let me call you Vest.
04:25She's cooking Samoborski.
04:27I'll do it.
04:29I'll do it.
04:31I'll do it.
04:32I'll do it.
04:33She knows.
04:34She's cooking.
04:35She's cooking.
04:36I'll do it.
04:37I'll do it.
04:43She's cooking for me.
04:46Why?
04:50I'll do it.
04:51I'll do it.
04:52I'll do it.
04:53I'll do it.
04:53I'll do it.
04:54I'll do it.
04:57I'll do it.
04:57I'll do it.
04:58I'll do it.
04:59I'll do it.
04:59I'll do it.
05:02I'll do it.
05:05How can I help you?
05:09I can help you.
05:11I'm going to help you.
05:11Give me a help, I'll do it.
05:14Hello, help me.
05:16Hello.
05:18Hello.
05:19Good evening.
05:21Good evening.
05:22Can I help you?
05:23I can.
05:25What do you think is the answer?
05:30The answer is the answer.
05:32The answer is the answer.
05:32The answer is the answer.
05:33There is no answer.
05:47The answer is the answer.
05:50The answer is the answer.
05:54The answer is the answer.
05:57The answer is the answer.
06:00The answer is the answer.
06:01Who is the answer?
06:02Good evening.
06:04Good evening.
06:05Can you help me, brothers and sisters?
06:09Yes.
06:10Let me tell you.
06:11Who is the answer?
06:15I think
06:16I think I am the answer.
06:21What is this?
06:23Good evening.
06:25Good evening.
06:25Good evening.
06:26Mr. brothers, how can I help you?
06:29Let me ask.
06:30The answer is 100% under B.
06:32Mr. Jaran is in the proper house of Slavisa Wajnerčić.
06:36He killed in Sarajevo.
06:37He has to know that.
06:40The answer is under B.
06:42Mr. Jaran, is this true?
06:44The answer is the answer.
06:45When you are in the proper house of Slavisa Wajnerčić.
06:48The answer is the answer.
06:51The answer is the answer.
06:53Mr. Jaran, in this house of Slavisa Wajnerčić.
06:58I was in the proper house of Slavisa Wajnerčić.
07:02It was the house of Učenika.
07:07In nature.
07:10What are you thinking?
07:12It's true to me and I change the shape of me.
07:15What you doing?
07:16No, no.
07:18That's how it is.
07:19But you recognized me that the principal professor in the house was sitting in the room.
07:27When you were little, you wanted to be the most.
07:30That's what I said.
07:31No, that's what I did.
07:36It's easy to change the paper, but with half.
07:40It's easy to change the paper.
07:42It's easy to change the paper.
07:45Hello?
07:47How stupid.
07:50I didn't know.
07:52What do you change the paper?
07:53I saw you change the paper.
07:56You're even black.
07:58You're even black.
07:59How do you change the paper?
08:04Look at me.
08:05Look at me.
08:05Look at me.
08:06Look at me.
08:07Look at me.
08:08Do you change the paper?
08:13No.
08:15Look at me.
08:17That's why you don't eat me.
08:19Hello?
08:20Let's go.
08:21Let's go.
08:23Let's go.
08:24Let's go.
08:25Let's go.
08:27Let's go.
08:29Let's go.
08:31Let's go.
08:33Let's go.
08:34Let's go.
08:35Let's go.
08:36What are you doing?
08:39I'll tell you.
08:40I'll tell you.
08:41Look at me.
08:43Look at me.
08:45You're doing this.
08:48I'll tell you.
08:53You're doing this.
08:55Come on.
08:57I'll tell you.
08:57I'm going to go.
08:57No.
08:58That's ugly.
08:58It's ugly.
09:10That's ugly.
09:11It was a very good thing!
09:13I said to you, I said to you, my mother!
09:15What do you want?
09:17What do you want?
09:19I'm your idiot!
09:21Look, he said to you, he said to you, he said to you.
09:24I'm not, he said to you.
09:26Don't do it!
09:27His kids are the idiot who let him see our idiot!
09:35In this time, one time.
09:36I don't know if I'm saying to you, but I'm saying to myself, that's another thing.
09:40You're the biggest idiot between us!
09:43No, I don't want to bother you.
09:44You're a degenerative!
09:49Degenerative!
09:50Hello!
09:52We hear you!
09:53We hear you!
09:55Listen to me.
09:57Lankus papir, this is papir in the chemist for showing the calcium.
10:03Yes.
10:04That's right, sir.
10:05When you're in the chemist, he changes the weight.
10:07Yes.
10:07He changes the weight, but it's a little bit like a little lamb.
10:11Like a little papir.
10:13Yes.
10:14That's right, sir.
10:16That's right, sir.
10:16Let me tell you, what do you say?
10:18We've been to the police department, and now he's a idiot.
10:23He's a idiot.
10:23He's a idiot.
10:24He's a idiot.
10:25He's a idiot.
10:26He's a idiot.
10:27And I'm looking at the police department.
10:32Yes.
10:33At this point, I'm sure he order.
10:37You're the police department.
10:38Yes.
10:38Yes.
10:39You know what I mean?
10:41I'm not a pro-
10:44Do we not believe that he is a pro-
10:45Do you want to refuse?
10:47Yes, yes.
10:49Yes.
10:49Yes.
10:49Yes, indeed.
10:49Yes, sir.
10:52That will be good. Hello?
10:54Let me send you.
10:56Hello? Give me one more and then I go to the next.
10:57Hello?
10:59Hello?
10:59Give me one more and then we'll go to the next one and then I'll go to the next one.
11:03That is for the C, brother.
11:05That's for the C?
11:06Yes.
11:07Give me, I'm not sure about the C.
11:09The C is a dick.
11:11I want to mention it on the C.
11:12That's for the C, sure.
11:14Is it?
11:14Yes.
11:15You should die.
11:17You should die.
11:17You should die.
11:19There is a song, Mr. Konak, who is a brother?
11:26I will write it on the answer to me, and he will change the line.
11:35Okay, half and half.
11:37Half and half.
11:39Half and half is the whole.
11:46I don't think it is.
11:49Yes, yes, yes.
11:51Here is another phone.
11:53Hello?
11:54Hello?
11:54Let me go a little.
11:56Come on, sir.
11:57Good evening.
11:59Good evening.
12:01I called you in the past, but I couldn't get it.
12:05Come on.
12:06That was a song that you sang for.
12:11Yes.
12:12Something that I was thinking about.
12:15I don't like the audience with the audience.
12:18I didn't like the audience to see the audience.
12:25I don't like the audience to see the audience.
12:28I don't like the audience to see the audience.
12:29It's a funny show.
12:32It's not a show.
12:34It's not a show.
12:36At some perspective...
12:39It's not a show.
12:42I'm wondering, you are from the beach in the ni'an.
12:45I shouldn't leave?
12:49It's a tone.
12:51Thanks a God.
12:52You are reallycz已.
12:53That's the path, the guards.
12:55And you are in the region?
12:56Still, I haven't seen anything like it to you,
12:57but I think it is very legacy.
12:58I don't even notice the technical and ее neck.
13:02You're welcome.
13:04That's what you've earned. Thank you.
13:06Brother, brother, brother, brother.
13:10I didn't really like it.
13:13This is all for the Balacian, the people have to understand.
13:16But it's not a little cruel to meet people so,
13:18because I think that it's ok.
13:22It's funny, right now.
13:25God, I can't ask.
13:26you are going to ask me, and don't you think it's very bad when someone is in the name of
13:33me?
13:33It's just a little bit of a girl.
13:35What is a little bit of a girl who is the best of me?
13:38Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:41Just go ahead, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:44I have to talk to you, but I have to talk to you.
13:52Wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:54I have to talk to you.
13:55You have to understand that this is all a shame.
13:58Without your shame, this is not a shame.
14:01Every Sunday, I've watched this series, I've never heard of it.
14:06I've watched it for a few months, and I've enjoyed it.
14:11I've enjoyed it. It's a little funny.
14:13It's just a little funny.
14:14It's just a shame.
14:20You don't have to be a shame.
14:22It's just a shame.
14:23It's a shame, it's a shame.
14:24It's a shame, it's a shame.
14:25It's a shame.
14:32Everyone, when you're trying to hold it, you shouldn't have to be the shame.
14:37It's a shame.
14:39It's a shame.
14:41It's a shame, it's not.
14:46Don't be mad when he is a little upset with you or anything, it's just a little upset.
14:50And if you have someone to say it, you can say it again and I think you understand what it
14:55means.
14:56I can't leave you on the line.
15:00Don't be mad at all.
15:02Don't be mad at all.
15:04Don't be mad at all.
15:05I have a baby for five months.
15:07If I wake up, I will not be mad at all.
15:10Don't be mad at all. Super, it's a show.
15:13Don't be mad at all.
15:15Don't be mad at all.
15:15Don't be mad at all.
15:18Don't be mad at all.
15:19If you want, then send him to the river to the river to the river to the river.
15:28I will say this.
15:29Mr. brother can come to the river to the river to the river to the river.
15:33And I?
15:35Come on, brother.
15:37The river is always open.
15:41Come on, baby.
15:42Come on, baby.
15:43You can see how you are talking about the river to the river.
15:47Hello.
15:47Here's another one.
15:49Hello.
15:50The radio is, please.
15:53Good evening.
15:54Good evening.
15:55Good evening.
15:56Good evening.
15:57Way are done?
15:57Hello, good evening.
16:00Good evening.
16:02Good evening, Sven.
16:03Good evening.
16:04You have played a fighth � спис over 100 n attributes?
16:11to go to the building, is it true?
16:13Yes, while I was a little.
16:15And it is true?
16:16Yes.
16:21What do you think?
16:25I will come in one day.
16:29I would have answered. My final answer is...
16:33Who do you think?
16:34Let's go, Mr. Mjaca.
16:36For Lakmus paper, it is said...
16:39Another phone.
16:40Hello?
16:42See how I am here.
16:44Hello?
16:45You are very good.
16:46You have to go.
16:47This guy is out of here.
16:50Let's talk.
16:51Let's go.
16:52For Lakmus paper, it is said to change the color.
16:56But...
16:58My final answer is, Mr. Idiote B.
17:02Idiote?
17:02Why did you say to me?
17:04No, I am here.
17:05I am here.
17:07I am here.
17:08I am here.
17:08I look and I am here.
17:09I am here.
17:11I am here.
17:14I am here.
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