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Noćna mora Željka Malnara ili Nightmare Stage by Željko Malnar bio je noćni talk show autora Željka Malnara koji se od 3. listopada 1992. subotom navečer uživo emitirao od 22:00 do jutarnjih sati (ponekad čak 6:00 ili 8:00) na televizijskoj postaji OTV, a od 2005. godine na Z1 Televiziji. Emitiranje Noćne more službeno je završilo 26. lipnja 2010. S vremenom je emisija zbog svoje jedinstvene originalnosti i rušenja tabua stekla kultni status i veliku gledanost. Željko Malnar često je isticao kako je Noćna mora antitelevizijska emisija, drugim riječima sve suprotno od onoga što jedna televizijska emisija predstavlja.

Zagrebački odbor Gradske skupštine za javna priznanja na prijedlog zastupnika zagrebačke skupštine političke stranke HSP, 2004. godine nominirao je Noćnu moru za dodjelu Plakete Grada Zagreba, i to "za njezinu autentičnost, hrabro suprotstavljanje umjetnom virtualnom svijetu, lažnim veličinama i društvenoj hipokriziji". Međutim, navedena nominacija nije prihvaćena nakon što je Hrvatski helsinški odbor, tada na čelu sa Žarkom Puhovskim, ustvrdio da se u toj emisiji "beskrupulozno koriste hendikepirane osobe i širi rasizam".

Ekipu Noćne more činili su ljudi koji su bili potpuni anonimni, osebujni i neobični prijatelji i susjedi Željka Malnara. Jedinstvenost emisije i primamljivost velikom broja gledatelja bila je u tome što je Malnar pred televizijskim kamerama rušio tabue na način da je dovodio svoje prijatelje čudnovatih i duhovitih nadimaka koji su u stvarnom životu ljudi s margine društva nižih intelektualnih sposobnosti, siromasi, alkoholičari s ulice te socijalni slučajevi, a o kojima je on privatno skrbio i brinuo. Tijekom trajanja emisije, zahvaljujući Malnaru, članovi ekipe od potpunih anonimaca postaju javno poznate ličnosti koje ljudi zaustavljaju na ulici kako bi se uslikali sa njima.

Željko Malnar je zagrebačko naselje Pešćenica proglasio "Republikom", sebe doživotnim "predsjednikom", a svoje prijatelje iz emisije imenovao je "ministrima". Sve to zapravo je Malnar koristio kao satiričku platformu kako bi kroz vlastitu emisiju ismijao političku scenu i prikazao pravo stanje društva u kojem se nalazio. Pa su tako popularne likove Noćne more činili:

Zvonimir Levačić "Ševa" – ministar obrane Republike Peščenice
Vladimir "Vlado" Matijević "Jaran"/"Jajan" – obični novinar
Remzo Krak-Sirotković – urednik vijesti i narodni pjesnik
Sead Hasanović "Braco" CroRom – zastupnik romske nacionalne manjine
Nediljko Alagušić "Tarzan" – ministar ćudoređa Republike Peščenice
Stanislav Hrenović "Stankec" – narodni tribun Republike Pešćenice
Nenad Blatnik "Cezar" – pjevač i bivši boksački prvak
Ivica Lako "Laki" – plesač i ovisnik o marihuani
Siniša Polovina "Gibo iz Kutine" – pjevač
Emir Ilijaš – erotski pjesnik
Ivan Plehan "Ivek" – najbolji harmonikaš svih vremena
Darko Đugumović – pjevač-imitator
Ljubomir Đomešić "Ljubo" – filozof i mudrac...

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00:00What are you saying?
00:01We've come to this critical part.
00:04Since we are watching,
00:06last time Stankić and I
00:08played
00:09this super sport
00:11sports club
00:14super sport.
00:16We played
00:18and
00:20I've heard you
00:21and you know
00:24what did we get?
00:26180 000
00:29We got it.
00:30We got it.
00:32We got it.
00:34We got it.
00:36Stankić,
00:37between us,
00:38so no one can hear it.
00:39Put your hands on your mouth.
00:42We got it.
00:45Put your hands on your mouth,
00:46I don't want to hear it.
00:47We got it.
00:51What did you hear?
00:55What did we get?
00:56What did you hear?
00:57You don't know.
00:58No.
01:03Okay.
01:06Stankić, listen, this is really scary.
01:08We tried to get a dog.
01:09One time.
01:12Let's go.
01:12Okay.
01:13It's not.
01:13We got it.
01:14I didn't know you.
01:17No.
01:18No.
01:21No.
01:22No.
01:22No.
01:22I have to say it as a sign, but I wasn't listening to you.
01:26I can't say it.
01:28Now I'm listening to Cheva, my minister who is a wise man.
01:34Cheva says this.
01:35We are about 50-50, and you can say it as a sign.
01:45What is this?
01:47They play...
01:51Torino...
01:56Amadora...
01:57You see Torino...
02:01Amadora...
02:02Amadora...
02:03And this...
02:05Rio Ave...
02:06Rio Ave... Amadora...
02:09What do you think will be the result?
02:11Who will win?
02:120-0...
02:14Okay, write...
02:15Listen to him, God says...
02:18Okay, first...
02:20Rio Ave... Amadora...
02:22How did you say?
02:230-0...
02:25Listen to him, God says...
02:270-0...
02:28Wait...
02:32Wait...
02:32We know Rio Ave...
02:36Amadora...
02:370-0...
02:40If they are French...
02:43They are French...
02:44How can they be French...
02:46When they call them Rio Ave...
02:47No, but I'm looking...
02:50Brazil...
02:51They are...
02:53That's why Sheva knows...
02:56Sheva, please...
02:59Maia...
03:01Espanola...
03:03Espanola...
03:05No...
03:06Who will win?
03:08M...
03:09Espanola...
03:10No, it's Espanola...
03:13Espinho...
03:14Espinho...
03:15Espinho...
03:16Espinho...
03:16Yes...
03:17Yes...
03:17Yes...
03:18Yes...
03:18You have...
03:18What...
03:19How can you win?
03:20Who will win?
03:25M...
03:29Espanola...
03:30Espanola...
03:32Who should win?
03:34¿Maiia...
03:34Espinho...
03:36Espanola...
03:37Espanola...
03:38Ah...
03:39How will you win?
03:41Two...
03:42For whom?
03:43For whom?
03:44For whom?
03:45For...
03:47For...
03:48Espanola...
03:48No...
03:50No...
03:51No...
03:51No...
03:51They will not...
03:53No...
03:53Let's tell me...
03:55Maia...
03:57Espinho...
03:57Which result should be?
04:022-0 for Spanish
04:04Thank God, Spanish, when there is no Spanish
04:08No, I think it's good
04:11But it's good to have a lot of Spanish
04:132-0 for Spanish
04:15For Spanish, for Spanish, for many years
04:17But I'm going to say for Spanish
04:19My Spanish
04:24Where? How much do we have?
04:26- math until Spanish
04:29It's a huge thing
04:34Let's
04:35put 2-0 for Spanish Let's
04:39call it for Spanish
04:41For Spanish
04:431-0
04:442-0
04:50To base 2
04:53-0
04:53To base 2
04:54-0
04:540 and 2.
04:56If you want me to be in the body,
04:58you can write 0 and 2.
05:00It's good to speak.
05:02Here it is.
05:04Here it is.
05:050 and 2.
05:08Not 0 and 0.
05:10Not 0 and 0.
05:12You call Brazil.
05:14How 0 and 0?
05:16You put 0
05:17and you put 2 points.
05:20It's like 2 and 0.
05:23How do you write?
05:242 and 0 is the result.
05:25Let's write 2 and 0.
05:272 and 0.
05:29How do you write?
05:302 and 0.
05:35It's like 20.
05:36It's like 20.
05:37It's like 20.
05:39It's like 2 points.
05:42It's like...
05:44It's like...
05:45It's like...
05:46It's like...
05:49La Palmas.
05:51It's like La Palmas.
05:51It's not La Palmas.
05:54It's like 0 and 0 and 2.
05:56It's like...
05:56It's like 0 and 2.
05:57Then you don't want me to do it.
05:59Then you go and put it on.
06:00Then you say that it's like 0 and 0 and 2.
06:02Then you play 3 teams.
06:05No?
06:09If it's like 0 and 0 and 2,
06:11it means that you play 3 teams.
06:13You play 3 teams.
06:14The game is 0 and what's the result?
06:22You don't know how to listen to me.
06:25You say that...
06:26Leco or La Palmas?
06:29Leco.
06:311,0.
06:321,0.
06:34Leco 100%.
06:35You don't have to write from me, you don't have to write from me.
06:38You write it when you want.
06:40And you don't have to write the log.
06:43If I get it...
06:46How do you get it?
06:47You get it, 002.
06:48How do you write it?
06:49How do you write it?
06:52Okay, it's a zero.
06:56Perugia Verona.
06:58That's it.
06:59I'm waiting for you.
07:01You're waiting for me.
07:02You're waiting for me.
07:04Perugia or Verona?
07:0621.
07:07For Perugia?
07:08Yes.
07:09You're a little girl, but you're a little girl.
07:15You're a little girl.
07:16I'm writing 21.
07:18You write it.
07:20You're a little girl.
07:23Two and one.
07:2621.
07:30Perugia or Verona?
07:31What do you think?
07:36What do you think?
07:37That's a dangerous thing.
07:38What do you think?
07:39Perugia or the country?
07:42That's it.
07:44Peru...
07:45Yes.
07:46You know what?
07:47You're a Verona.
07:49You're a little girl.
07:53I've played this game in the case.
07:54I play it very well.
07:57I'm playing — I'm watching...
08:00Who chose for you?
08:01Who gave it?
08:04Come?
08:05What did you mention?
08:06We bought it.
08:07They punched, it, it's like,
08:15let me know.
08:21What do you think about Lecce?
08:24They are dangerous players.
08:27In Lecce?
08:28Yes, yes.
08:29It's a village.
08:31It's a village.
08:32And the village people have to play.
08:352-2.
08:37Do you want to give me?
08:38No, no, no.
08:41You write 2-2.
08:42Okay, here you go.
08:44Where is Lecce?
08:46They have a good amount of time.
08:49Where is Lecce?
08:53Where is Lecce?
08:55Where is Lecce?
08:57Where is Lecce?
09:00On Lecce, on Lecce.
09:01You can write this.
09:030-1.
09:04On Lecce, on Lecce, on Lecce.
09:08And then it means Lecce is lost.
09:12No, no.
09:13Okay, no you are right.
09:15To if it is...
09:20It will you write...
09:21...that You can read it.
09:25Which means Lecce has won?
09:28How many?
09:29The Lecce, Lecce?
09:32Where is Lecce?
09:33Let me put it on the brush.
09:36How much?
09:37I'll put it on the brush.
09:401,0.
09:43I'll get it.
09:45I'll get it.
09:47I'll get it.
09:49Here, 0,1.
09:51Here, I'll help you.
09:56You don't have to pay me, but I'll help you.
09:58How much?
10:00Okay, I'll get it.
10:01How much?
10:03I'll pay for you, but now I'll pay for me.
10:06You're right.
10:11You're right.
10:13Let's go.
10:14Let's go further.
10:16I'll give you a little music.
10:19I'll play my feet higher.
10:23I'll get it.
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