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00:01It's AFB's 800th episode.
00:04Now that's worth celebrating.
00:09Hey, what are you doing?
00:13Sit.
00:15Sit.
00:17Good.
00:26Tonight, we invite everyone to our very special telecast.
00:31You, our home viewers, and our studio audience,
00:34please join together to celebrate AFB's very special achievement,
00:39our 800th show.
00:42Leading our celebration, America's favorite host,
00:48Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:54That's right.
00:55Tonight, we celebrate a milestone that few shows
00:57in the history of television have achieved.
00:59It's our 800th episode, and we owe it all to you.
01:03And to all the hardworking people behind the scenes.
01:07And to this gigantic 800 we've had in storage
01:09that we finally found a reason to use.
01:12So sit back, relax, and enjoy AFB's 800th episode.
01:16And don't worry.
01:16You don't need to watch all 799 other episodes
01:19to know what's going on.
01:21You'll catch on quick.
01:29Just because someone's older and wiser
01:31doesn't mean they're too old or too wise to prank.
01:44I'm starting to think hoverboards were invented
01:47by the furniture people.
01:54It's a good thing he's carrying that mattress.
01:56He's going to need a nap soon.
01:58All right.
01:59Come on, Nick.
02:00Come on, Nick.
02:01Whoa!
02:02Whoa!
02:08You all right?
02:09Whoa!
02:15When it comes to rowboats, you're either in or you're out.
02:19You can't have it both ways.
02:21No, no, no.
02:22Oh.
02:25You good?
02:32See that little dog?
02:38She decided outdoor time was over.
02:43Which caused panic time to begin.
02:46Lili?
02:49Lili?
02:52Lili?
02:52Lili!
02:53Oh, don't be silly.
02:55You didn't lose Lili.
02:57Lili!
02:58Lili!
02:59Oh, man!
03:01Lili!
03:02No!
03:04Lili!
03:05Why did you wriggle?
03:06I like the picture of Lili just chilling on the couch
03:09watching TV at this point.
03:10Lili!
03:11Lili!
03:12Oh, my God!
03:14Girl!
03:14Oh!
03:15Lady who's bad at driving the ATV, coming in hot.
03:21Oh!
03:37Oh!
03:39Oh!
03:42Oh!
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:50Look, we've got the letter.
03:52Getting seagulls to go away by throwing more chips at them
03:55is certainly an interesting strategy.
03:58What?
04:01Open the door.
04:02Why is she throwing them?
04:03She's trying to get them to go away.
04:14Don't you hate when one set of friends
04:16doesn't get along with your other set of friends?
04:19Now, I'm not talking about your high school friends
04:21and your college friends
04:22or your soccer parent friends
04:23or your baseball parent friends.
04:25I'm talking about much more important friends.
04:27Cats and dogs.
04:29Why can't you fur babies just get along?
04:32Come, Sarah made me
04:37I'm here waiting
04:41I don't have a rap push
04:45But I got a little melody for you
04:49Oh my God!
04:51Finding time to upwind
04:53You may care for this ain't fun
04:55Looks like we're on the right track
04:57I know you know
04:59Way to go
05:00Evening stretch out in a haze
05:02You and me, we live in days
05:04See you waving all the way at the back
05:06I know you know
05:08Way to go
05:13Way to go
05:18Finding time to upwind
05:20You may care for this ain't fun
05:22Looks like we're on the right track
05:25I know you know
05:26Way to go
05:27Evening stretch out in a haze
05:29You and me, we live in days
05:32You and me, we live in days
05:32See you waving all the way at the back
05:34I know you know
05:35Way to go
05:36Finding time to upwind
05:38You may care for this ain't fun
05:41It looks like we're on the right track
05:43I know you know
05:44Way to go
05:46Finding stretch out in a haze
05:48You and me, we live in days
05:50You and me, we live in days
05:50See you waving all the way at the back
05:52I know you know
05:53Way to go
05:56Way to go
05:57Way to go
05:58Way to go
05:58Way to go
05:59Come and talk to your wife
06:00Do you have a funny video worth $20,000?
06:04What are you waiting for?
06:05Upload it to AFV.com
06:07Way to go
06:13We're about to show some boneheads that are so unbelievably boneheaded they belong in a museum
06:19Now a bonehead museum of course I don't mean a regular museum surrounded by priceless artwork
06:25Too risky
06:26I've seen what these boneheads are capable of
06:29This is not what they mean by getting too much screen time
06:33Where did Hannah go?
06:43If you listen carefully you can hear his pants rip
06:49Oh come on man
06:54Well I guess he's just gonna hope that no one at work notices
06:59This looks like a job for someone with arms long enough to reach the center of the table
07:08Ashley!
07:10What do you want me?
07:12I don't know if they're getting too old for this
07:14But they're definitely getting too tall for this
07:21So tonight I decided let's try
07:26Okay
07:27Okay
07:27Here you have it
07:28It's on a ball
07:30Do you see this?
07:32Do you see this right now?
07:34Like that is nuts!
07:37And look
07:38Like
07:40Seriously
07:41This is nuts
07:43And
07:51They're in a car wash
07:52And yet a clean getaway is pretty much impossible
08:06She takes care of the plants
08:09Her husband takes care of the base plants
08:16Oh
08:17I'm gonna get my
08:18Look my trousers are getting dirty
08:20Look at this
08:22Oh no!
08:23His feet are getting wet
08:34There's a saying
08:35Kids say the darndest things
08:37Mostly because darndest is the spiciest language you want to use around kids
08:41Now check out these kids saying stuff that's pretty darn cute
08:46Somebody have a cookie
08:49Please
08:53We don't have cookies for breakfast
08:57No!
08:58No!
08:59I'm talking about that to be my appetizer
09:04Oli, how many calories does this yogurt have?
09:07190
09:08How much cholesterol does this yogurt have?
09:11Oh my god
09:16No!
09:20That's zero milligrams
09:26Yay!
09:28Open it up
09:30Yay!
09:31Mommy these are the shoes I went through for so long!
09:36Yay!
09:37Yay!
09:38Where'd you get them?
09:39What?
09:39You have a store
09:41Oh!
09:42You want to buy them on?
09:43You like them?
09:44I thought you stole them
09:46No!
09:50You want what?
09:51Let me get the baby sister a Target
09:53Really?
09:55Yeah
09:55You're just gonna go to the store and buy a baby sister?
09:58Yeah
10:00Oh!
10:01Where's her panty tree?
10:03What are you looking for?
10:06Where's your panty tree?
10:08You mean the pantry?
10:10You mean the pantry?
10:10Yes
10:11Okay, the pantry is downstairs, I don't have a panty tree
10:16Okay?
10:17Hi
10:19Hey, do you want a baby brother?
10:21No brother
10:23No brother?
10:24Do you want a baby sister?
10:27No sister
10:28No sister?
10:30What do you want?
10:33Tacos
10:35Tacos?
10:35Tacos?
10:36Yeah
10:38That kept coming up here with grass?
10:40Yeah
10:42Hey, careful
10:42Where are the babies?
10:46Oh my god
10:48Oh my god
10:51They're so cute
10:53Yeah, I'm gonna find them
10:55No
10:56No baby, we're on a little beach
11:01Hey Alfonso!
11:04Hey Alfonso!
11:05You wanna see more beach videos?
11:10Okay Mateo and Luca, you wanna see more beach videos?
11:13Well here are some that'll knock you over even faster than that wave
11:18Let's see
11:19Let's see
11:20Let's see who's gonna win the Great Crab Race
11:23Let's see
11:26In the Great Crab Race, it ain't over till it's over
11:33This race has obstacles that regular races don't
11:40Can't to think, they booked their reservation weeks in advance to make sure they got a seaside table
11:45Everybody look this way
11:47Oh!
11:53Oops
12:00Grandma's gone her whole life without littering and she's not about to start now
12:13This is the most exercise she's gotten all year
12:16That was real!
12:24I hope she's okay
12:26If the bag wants to get away that badly, I doubt anyone can catch it
12:31I got somebody else going after me
12:43Five
12:46Ten
12:49Eleven
12:50Eleven
12:50Here's a prank that'll... crack you up
13:15going potty at the beach is a rite of passage
13:26well you can't get mad if he does exactly what you tell them to do they came to the beach
13:34to catch some rays they weren't the only ones catching some rays in fact that shark looks
13:44like he caught a pretty tasty one
14:06people used to get away with doing sneaky stuff but now that cameras are so ubiquitous sneaky people
14:12are getting busted all the time and yeah i use the word ubiquitous how do you like them apples
14:17and yeah i also use the word apples which are also somewhat ubiquitous
14:25she's supposed to be lying down to go to sleep instead she does a different kind of line
14:44and she would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling security camera
14:49i don't know i heard it too what was that i don't know i heard it too how did it
14:56get all
15:04over your face sure make kermit your scapegoat or scape frog
15:13look what he did that's a lot of lipstick
15:21he's a salesman who goes door to door and hammock to hammock
15:33somehow i doubt he made the sale
15:38here's a sticky situation he tried to get himself into
15:42hey what are you doing put that down
15:49kelby uh no no
15:52no mama mama what but he was moving from now on in this house sunscreen is a keep on the
15:59top shelf
16:00sort of product i haven't put a lot of sunscreen no where's buddy
16:07well at least a dog won't get sunburned
16:10rosie i told you not to use the sunscreen i told you just to pretend no more no more
16:17okay i'll pretend i'll pretend
16:20alarms are good for scaring off burglars and little boys who'd be great silent film actors
16:40sometimes the videos i see make me scratch my head but i won't of course because hair like
16:46this doesn't just happen you know get set for do i have that right where i try to make sense
16:52of
16:52your nonsense
16:55your cat failed the audition to be a judge on american idol
16:58do i have that right
17:01e-i-e-i-o
17:04and on that far bay
17:08the store wouldn't let you return the glass door even though you kept the receipt
17:13are you kidding me now
17:25whenever your son's upset you just drive him around in hopes of seeing an expensive sports car
17:31that's a real thing
17:42you invited chardonnay cheryl to your dancing with the stars party
17:46is that what you're telling me
17:56do i have that right is now over if i have that right
18:04what's round and contains zero losers the winner's circle of course where winning is the only way in
18:12it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afb's past
18:19what's it check it
18:27don't you do that on dogs
18:29no
18:30oh yeah this is the butt one
18:32no it's not
18:33yes it is
18:33no it's not daddy said it wasn't
18:35it's just rectal on the back
18:36no
18:37no no no
18:39daddy said this was not a butt thermometer
18:45you told me daddy
18:48daddy said this was a normal thermometer
18:55daddy said this was a normal thermometer
18:56daddy
19:00daddy
19:00daddy
19:01i'll beady
19:02anywaste
19:03jack three
19:09there's the deal for all of y'all
19:10that are interested
19:11our neighbor have bees all over their house and you can see the grasses
19:16we haven't been able to mourn it
19:19because of the bees
19:21and rick has fixing to attempt to do that
19:24And there's Rick mowing right there.
19:27I tried to get him to put on long sleeves
19:29and protect himself, but he wouldn't do it.
19:33You know how it is, the upper man.
19:37Here he is here.
19:38There's the bees over there.
19:44OK.
19:50Bees!
19:51Bees!
19:52Oh, Lord!
19:54Oh, that hurt stung me right on the face.
19:58Ah!
19:59They're all fat!
20:00Ah!
20:01Maybe it's more fat!
20:03Ah!
20:03The bees!
20:05They think I'm mowing!
20:07Ah!
20:08Ah!
20:09Ah!
20:11Help!
20:12The bees are stinging me!
20:14I've nothing stuck to us!
20:15And I got one catch!
20:17Ah!
20:17I got him!
20:18I'll be back y'all done.
20:22Ah!
20:24Ah!
20:25Ah!
20:27It might get him mad!
20:27It might get so mad!
20:29And it might do this!
20:31It hurt my mother!
20:32And it might be so rude!
20:34If you ever meet the squirrel and it got it angry, make sure to make it happy!
20:39Not angry!
20:41Like my mother trying to fight it!
20:44But the squirrel win!
20:46And make her fall off the stairs!
20:49So make sure this doesn't happen to you!
20:52Report!
20:55Let's circle back next week for another Winner's Circle!
21:02Upload your funny video to AFV.com for your chance at 20 grand!
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22:49We've shown so many dogs over the years that we have enough dogs to stretch from New York
22:54to Los Angeles if we put them end-to-end.
22:56I mean, we obviously couldn't put them end-to-end because they'd keep turning around to sniff
23:00each other's butts, but you give them a point.
23:04Release the hounds.
23:07It's time to go to the dog park.
23:12Starting next week, Mama's gotta work from the office.
23:15No more work from home.
23:18I know.
23:20I don't like it either.
23:25He might have tiny legs, but he's got a really strong upper body.
23:33I have a feeling by this time next year, Corgi Ball is going to be bigger than Pickle Ball.
23:51Some dogs heard sheep.
23:53Some dogs heard frogs.
23:58Might still be...
24:00Oh, Robbie!
24:02He's got him!
24:04He's got him!
24:04He's got him!
24:04He's saved him!
24:05Drop it!
24:06He's a...
24:06He's a...
24:07Oh!
24:10Robbie!
24:12You saved him!
24:13He saved her!
24:14Why?
24:15Wanna see who's here?
24:18Wanna see who's here?
24:21Nicolette's parents are happy she's home from college, but not nearly as happy.
24:25Happy as Wally.
24:41Sit!
24:42Sit!
24:43Sit!
24:45Sit!
24:46Good boy!
24:49Good girl, Moxie, for showing him.
24:51You're in the rain.
24:52Good luck to that dog if he tries to lie about where he was lying.
24:56Dry.
24:57You're all wet, bud.
24:58Look it.
25:05Every so often, we do a montage of, shall we say, sporting equipment of a round, bouncy,
25:11usually inflatable nature.
25:12The crew thinks I'll giggle when I introduce these bouncing thingamajigs, but I'm a grown
25:17man and a professional television host, so I won't.
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25:27Balls.
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26:55It's a Friday morning.
26:57Mama's making us some omelets in her omelet maker.
27:03A minute left.
27:06An omelet maker?
27:07What does an omelet maker do that a frying pan can't?
27:11Is that... that's sound?
27:13I don't know. It's never mind.
27:14Sound.
27:16Ah!
27:19I wonder if her phone warranty covers this.
27:22Or her car warranty.
27:27Oh, my gosh.
27:34How did that happen?
27:37You've heard of hot potato.
27:39Well, get ready for mushy watermelon.
27:46You don't have to worry about gas with those electric snowblowers, but you do have to watch out for the
27:51cord.
27:57Crazy person.
28:00Oh, he'll get that branch down, one way or another.
28:07There you go, camel.
28:09Camels are rarely accused of being dainty eaters.
28:13No.
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28:19I'm not sure putting your foot on the gas pedal for leverage is the right move.
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29:10Remember when video stores were a thing and every videotape had a Be Kind, Rewind sticker on it?
29:16Well, we're going to be kind and rewind these next videos so you can see the funny part a second
29:21time.
29:22Some neighbors send over a muffin basket.
29:29Some send over a groin-seeking air plate.
29:35What happened?
29:37What happened?
29:38We didn't get this wrong.
29:41Check the ring.
29:42She'll need a box of chocolate milk after this workout, like the one on the floor.
29:56Warning to the squeamish, there are bats under there.
30:06Looks like the lady holding the camera was the most squeamish of all.
30:11He's not goofing around on the job.
30:14His broom, on the other hand.
30:19A dove is a symbol of peace.
30:25But they'll kick some butt when there's birdseed on the line.
30:28It's an accidental catapult.
30:33Heads up!
30:37This drummer has perfect timing.
30:43And so does his mallet.
30:48I've heard of raining cats and dogs.
30:51But raining snakes?
31:07You know what the world needs now?
31:09The reason Kathy was late to the buffet.
31:25I hope you've enjoyed The Reason Kathy Was Late to the Buffet.
31:34That is just what the world needed.
31:36At least it needed it 30 seconds ago.
31:38Now it needs more funny videos.
31:40That's kind of my solution to everything, isn't it?
31:48This guy has shockingly bad judgment.
31:52I told you.
31:54Yeah, press the button.
32:01Hey!
32:02Hey, this was my Christmas present two years ago.
32:04Y'all want to see the improvement in on me?
32:07Well, watch out.
32:07Meanwhile, here she comes.
32:10If this is two years worth of improvement in another hundred years,
32:14I think she'll be a real force to be reckoned with.
32:17This is your fake moves.
32:25You want to give me a high five?
32:26Yeah.
32:27Why?
32:27What'd you do?
32:28She got some TP on her tutu.
32:30Potty?
32:31Yeah, I'm going to get a star.
32:34I'm going to get a star.
32:36Look at the star.
32:38Can you spin around for me?
32:41Whoa.
32:43What's that?
32:44That's called a pyro what the heck?
32:49What happened?
32:51I don't know.
32:55What happened?
33:00That wall's not going down without a fight.
33:15Daddy can't look like this, though.
33:19Like what?
33:21What the cat lacks in hair he more than makes up for in chutzpah.
33:32He wants to stay.
33:38Maybe he just wants your jacket because he's chilly.
33:41What with not having any hair and all.
33:48I'm guessing they're not physics majors.
33:57Oh.
33:59Oh.
34:00Seriously?
34:01I'm sorry.
34:02Get in our house.
34:03This kid better plan an amazing Father's Day to make up for this.
34:10Scaggle right my boys.
34:19They say everyone always ends up gathering in the kitchen.
34:24Is it because that's where they keep the food?
34:26Partially.
34:26But it's mostly because that's where they keep the klutzes.
34:29And kitchen klutzes aren't just deliciously uncoordinated.
34:33They're also tonight's assignment America.
34:35Need some tasty examples?
34:36We'll try these.
34:38Santos, you ready for the eggs?
34:40Yeah.
34:41Ready?
34:41Ready?
34:42Ready?
34:53So we get the record on it.
34:55One, two, three, four.
34:58Up.
34:59One, two, three, four.
35:02Up.
35:05Oops.
35:07What happened?
35:09I got a dog and I got my pants off.
35:12What were you doing?
35:15I'm getting Pop-Tart.
35:18So if someone gets whacked while making a snack,
35:22send it our way.
35:23Just tell them what they need to know.
35:25Kitchens and klutzes go together like funny and videos.
35:28We want to see your countertop calamities,
35:30your linoleum oh-noes, and your people
35:31unable to stay upright near the table.
35:33Your fridge-adjacent fiascos could fetch you 20
35:36or even 100 Gs.
35:37Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:39For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:41We're just itching for klutzes in the kitchen.
35:51The show's almost over, but I won't allow frowning
35:54because we've still got some winners in need of a crowning.
35:57Let's meet our finalists.
35:59First up, when you have more than one dog,
36:01it's hard to keep track.
36:02You take them outside, but the little one sneaks back.
36:05It's who let the dog in, sent in by Mikeisha Calhoun
36:09from Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
36:12She decided outdoor time was over,
36:14which caused panic time to begin.
36:17Lele? Lele!
36:19Oh, don't be silly.
36:21You didn't lose Lele.
36:22I like to picture Lele just chilling on the couch
36:25watching TV at this point.
36:27Lele!
36:28Oh, my God!
36:30Girl!
36:31Joining us are Mikeisha, Najeen, and Lele.
36:35Now, Mikeisha, I know Lele's small,
36:38but how did she walk back into the house without you noticing?
36:42Lele.
36:43That particular morning, I let both the dogs out, as you can see,
36:46and there was a squirrel that ran across the front yard,
36:49so I was really trying to focus on that squirrel and patches
36:51to make sure patches didn't take off,
36:53and I just didn't see Lele walk underneath me
36:56and back in the house.
36:58It can happen.
36:59Now, how did it feel to be completely outsmarted by a puppy
37:03who was quietly watching the whole show
37:05from the top of the stairs?
37:07Yes.
37:08All I can...
37:09She's my daughter's dog,
37:10so all I can think about is,
37:11Nyla's gonna kill me.
37:12Nyla's gonna kill me.
37:13I gotta find this dog.
37:15Well, good luck.
37:18All right.
37:20Next up, feeding birds is fun when it's just one or two,
37:23but when they bring the whole flock,
37:25what's a little girl to do?
37:26It's Balcony Bird Buffet sent in by Savannah Hobbs
37:29from Giddings, Texas.
37:40Luke, go with her.
37:42Getting seagulls to go away by throwing more chips to them
37:45is certainly an interesting strategy.
37:48Open the door.
37:52Where is she?
37:53Joining us are Savannah, Luke, Sadie, Presley, and Shane.
37:57Now, Savannah, time for the burning question.
38:00Why didn't Sadie just open the door and come inside?
38:05That's a good question.
38:08I think the door was getting stuck earlier,
38:11and so she knew it wouldn't open and panicked.
38:14Okay.
38:15All right.
38:15Now, Sadie, you looked pretty upset
38:17when those seagulls kept coming for your chips.
38:19Do you think you'll ever try to feed birds again?
38:24No.
38:25No.
38:27Well, I understand.
38:29And maybe a whole lot of birds
38:31will help you win a whole lot of money.
38:33All right?
38:33Good luck.
38:35All right.
38:37And finally, the beach is nice, the air is breezy,
38:40but when your snacks blow away,
38:42chasing them down isn't easy.
38:44It's Out of Reach on the Beach,
38:46sent in by Peter Arango from Covina, California.
38:57Grandma's gone her whole life without littering,
38:59and she's not about to start now.
39:06Joining us are Peter and Norma.
39:09Now, Norma, when the popcorn bag flew out of your hand,
39:12why were you so intent on chasing it?
39:15Because I couldn't litter,
39:18and I had to show up,
39:19be a good example for my grandkids.
39:21All right.
39:22Good for you.
39:23That's right.
39:23Litter is bad.
39:24But we also heard that you paid the price
39:26for all that popcorn bag chasing.
39:28What happened?
39:30I hurt my back in one of those turns,
39:32and I ended up having to get some...
39:35a shot and pills and...
39:38Yes.
39:39Well...
39:39I did.
39:40Well, I'm so sorry that happened,
39:41and I hope they gave you a snack in the waiting room
39:44and that it didn't blow away, okay?
39:47Yes.
39:48All right.
39:49Good luck, y'all.
39:51All right.
39:51We're gonna find out who takes home the cash
39:53in just a minute.
39:54But first, let's take a look at some of the clips
39:55that didn't make our top three
39:57in tonight's honorable mention.
40:17All right.
40:21Well, one more question right after
40:37I might have failed,
40:38Tonight's prizes, $20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:42Here we go.
40:43Our third place $4,000 winner is Out of Reach on the Beach, sent in by Peter Arengo from
40:50Covina, California.
40:54And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is Balcony Bird Buffet,
41:02sent in by Savannah Hobbs.
41:03We have Sadie, Savannah, Luke, Presley, and Shane.
41:08Yes.
41:10Now, congratulations.
41:11Savannah, as a parent, your first thought must have been that I should help my child.
41:16But at what moment did the urge to grab your phone win out?
41:22I was already videoing, and so I couldn't stop.
41:26It was just too funny.
41:28Well, we loved it.
41:30And you know what?
41:31You can use the $20,000 for more vacations.
41:33Just make sure to have your phone handy in case Sadie sees any hungry animals, okay?
41:40That's right.
41:41We're going to go to the beach.
41:42Well, congratulations.
41:43You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:49All right.
41:51Well, that's our 800th episode.
41:54And to celebrate, I'd like to say goodnight in 800 languages.
41:59I just have to learn 799 more languages.
42:02Yeah.
42:02So we'll see you next time.
42:04And don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show, we'll send you an AFB t
42:08-shirt.
42:08So goodnight, everybody.
42:09And remember, send your video to me.
42:11You might win 20 Gs.
42:12Goodnight, y'all.
42:36You might win 20 Gs.
42:59You might win 20 Gs.
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