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00:01See the funny videos tonight that people will still be laughing at tomorrow.
00:07Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos, and now here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro.
00:37Woo! Let's do it!
00:44Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:49Hello and welcome to AFV. Now, I must warn you that we made tonight's show extra funny.
00:55A little too funny, I'm afraid, so avoid drinking any liquids during the show for fear of doing a spit take on a family member.
01:01Unless you've been wanting to do a spit take on a family member and have just been waiting for the right excuse, in which case, forget what I just said, let the spit takes begin.
01:14It's already 8 at night and it's so light, you guys.
01:16It's a beautiful evening to go boating.
01:21Sun Valley, Idaho, oh my gosh.
01:24But she has to settle for floating.
01:29Interesting day on the ladies' tea.
01:31A little known method for scaring off bees?
01:39Littering.
01:46Jump out of the bed immediately, or I'm going to quit doing that.
01:49And then I'm going to take away treats like the cookies we just made,
01:52and then we're going to stop doing stuff like cheerleading or anything like that.
01:55If you don't start listening, so lay down.
01:57Before they decided to have a garage sale, they thought about just throwing their junk out.
02:19Well, it's still not too late.
02:20Well, the bridal shower invite didn't say, no kids allowed.
02:40The hoverboard craze started with a bang, and ended with a smash.
02:55Quick, just close the window.
03:00There are two L's in llama.
03:05And a whole lot of snot.
03:07That was fun.
03:09Release the hounds.
03:20It's time to go to the dog park.
03:23Oh, whiskey.
03:25Oh, honey.
03:26Are you serious right now?
03:29Oh, God.
03:31You're going to get me in trouble.
03:33I don't know if he's doing this because he loves mud,
03:36or because he loves bats.
03:39All right.
03:44Wait.
03:45Stolen.
03:45She's trying the temptation challenge with her German shepherd.
03:49Stolen.
03:50Hey.
03:51Stolen.
03:52Stolen.
03:53And that German shepherd's about to learn that it doesn't always pay to play by the rules,
03:58especially when there's peanut butter on the line.
04:00Freeze!
04:01Some dogs bet.
04:10Some take a more hands-on approach.
04:13She's like, look.
04:14Look, I'm a snake.
04:15Oh.
04:20Who did this?
04:22Who did it?
04:23She has a bad poker face.
04:26Who did that?
04:29And an even worse poker tail.
04:31Hershey?
04:32Was it you?
04:35Are you stuck, Romeo?
04:38Did you fall into a movie trap?
04:40Subtlety is not this dog's specialty.
04:57Aw, who can resist those sad puppy dog eyes?
05:01Someone tell him that he has a dog license, not a captain's license.
05:19Oh, look him up.
05:20When you're having fun with your family, time flies.
05:31But when you're with your family watching videos of other people having fun with their families,
05:36time flies even faster.
05:37If you don't know what I mean, you will in another minute and 13 seconds.
05:41We come together, yeah, in stormy weather.
05:45And when it rains, you make it better.
05:49There's no you or I and we.
05:51Good times, bad times, you can count on me.
05:53We laugh, we cry, we family.
05:55Our roots in the twine, just like a tree, yeah.
05:58To and fro, here we go.
06:00That's how we're rolling, yeah.
06:02Back and forth, give and take.
06:04Nothing can separate.
06:06I got you.
06:08You got me.
06:13Take all the pieces and make fit naturally.
06:16We're like family.
06:19We're just like family.
06:21We talk all day like words of time.
06:23When we disagree, we know things are fine.
06:25We gonna bounce right back, share a slice of pie.
06:27Two birds of a feather, that's how we fly.
06:29I got your back, you got mine.
06:31So if I beatbox, you kick the rhyme.
06:34Like, I'm grooving, you grooving, hey.
06:36I'm rolling, you rolling, hey.
06:38I got you.
06:40Yeah.
06:41And you got me.
06:45Take all the pieces and make fit naturally.
06:50We're like family.
06:52We're just like family.
06:53Woo!
06:55Got a funny video?
06:59Upload it to AFV.com.
07:01Half of the world is below average intelligence.
07:18Now, that's not an insult.
07:19That's just simple math.
07:21Well, it's simple math for some people.
07:24I mean, not the people in this Boneheads package,
07:26but, you know, some people.
07:28Nice cactuses.
07:31Or is it cacti?
07:33Well, whatever they're called,
07:34you probably don't want to sit on them.
07:36Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:37Oh!
07:38Oh!
07:40God!
07:41God!
07:48The question we got, uh, on that little, uh, quiz
07:52last night when you were taking a bath,
07:54and it was when was basically America founded?
07:57Mm-hmm.
07:58And you didn't know the date?
07:59Do you remember what it was?
08:02No.
08:03It's not relevant.
08:05No one cares.
08:06Look.
08:07No?
08:07No one cares?
08:09Why?
08:10What does your shirt say?
08:13I don't know.
08:17I hope they're not paying this guy by the hour.
08:23I knew what bears do in the woods,
08:39and now I know what they do in the parking lot.
08:41I just hope he doesn't come back for milk.
08:49I just hope he doesn't come back for milk.
08:49This is why they don't wear corsages in the LPGA.
08:55I'm getting it.
08:56I'm getting it.
08:57I'm getting it.
08:58I'm getting it.
08:59I'm getting it.
08:59I'm getting it.
09:00I'm getting it.
09:01I'm getting it.
09:02I'm getting it.
09:03Yep.
09:04He brought his new driver all the way up the mountain.
09:14He should have brought his new gloves, too.
09:20I'm getting it.
09:21I'm so glad I got that on video.
09:27Trash cans aren't really a top-shelf item.
09:34Most of us know someone who's gotten suckered on some crypto scam.
09:48It's terrible.
09:49In fact, I don't know what's worse.
09:51Losing money in crypto or getting hit really hard in the you-know-what.
09:55Well, good news.
09:57Now you don't have to choose.
09:59Let's face it.
10:00We all have dreams of getting rich.
10:02But if you want to be some fat cat rolling around in money, you need to either be a CEO,
10:08win the lottery, or invest in crypto.
10:11If you'd invested in Bitcoin years ago, you'd be sitting pretty today.
10:15But don't worry.
10:17You haven't totally missed the boat.
10:19Introducing GroinCoin.
10:21GroinCoin is the cryptocurrency that'll make you richer than you ever thunk just by shooting videos of dudes getting hit in the junk.
10:29It's a digital currency.
10:31Yes, a virtual coin that you earn when a man takes a shot to the groin.
10:37Most crypto is confusing.
10:38What is it?
10:39How exactly does it work?
10:40The answer is nobody knows.
10:43But GroinCoin is simple.
10:45Every time you capture someone getting hit in the business, you earn a token that can be used to purchase goods or services from any merchant that accepts it.
10:54So far, the only business that takes GroinCoin is a vegan Mexican restaurant in Central Arkansas.
11:00But as word spreads, we expect it to be accepted nationwide.
11:05This world just seems to keep getting dumber, so there's no reason to think that GroinCoin could make you the next billionaire.
11:12Grab your phone and aim it at a male friend who tends to make bad decisions and get ready to get rich.
11:17GroinCoin will make you wealthy on either Earth or Venus just by shooting videos of guys getting hit in the, you know, special place.
11:30Animals are a big part of AFV.
11:34In fact, they're practically my co-stars.
11:37But don't tell them that.
11:38They'd probably want to share my dressing room and I can only imagine what that would smell like.
11:42Anyway, if you want to see animals go from supporting role to starring role, check out Disney's Zootopia 2 in theaters soon.
11:49Until then, here are some animals AFV style.
11:53This is our second attempt at recording this.
11:56The cheetah was sitting here quietly behaving.
11:59Then it started pacing and going back and forth, attentively looking.
12:05See that intense look by the cheetah?
12:08Why does the cheetah look like this?
12:10Because mom is wearing a giraffe print.
12:16She has the cheetah's full and undivided attention.
12:19Flamingos are pink and more curious than you'd think.
12:35I wish I could touch you right now.
12:40Oh, you're crushing.
12:42Smokey says O to the now.
12:44He ain't going out there.
12:46Smokey's one of those horses that wishes his owner would hurry up and retire to Florida.
12:52Nope.
12:53Nope.
12:54Nope.
12:55Try it again.
12:56Here it goes.
12:57Here it goes.
12:58Here it goes.
12:59Here it goes.
13:00Here it goes.
13:01Oh, nope.
13:02Can't do it.
13:03No, no.
13:04Putting it back up.
13:05They put a lock on that garbage bin.
13:07Oh, yep.
13:08There she goes.
13:09Oh, she got it up.
13:10Oh, my gosh.
13:11She got the thing open.
13:12That's what happened.
13:13I closed it.
13:14We're going to climb it.
13:15That kind of amateur stuff may keep out raccoons, but it won't work on this guy.
13:19Oh, my goodness.
13:20Shoot.
13:21Don't survive.
13:22Wow.
13:23Oh, my goodness.
13:24Please.
13:25Ah!
13:26I don't know.
13:27I don't know.
13:28I don't know.
13:29I don't know.
13:30I don't know.
13:31I don't know.
13:32Ah!
13:33This isn't nearly as relaxing as the brochure said it would be.
13:35Oh, they want some food.
13:37Oh, yeah.
13:38Chairs.
13:39Oh, boy.
13:40Ah!
13:41Ah!
13:42Ah!
13:43Well, at least she discovered a sheep form of transportation.
13:45Ah!
13:46Ah!
13:47Ah!
13:48Ah!
13:49Ah!
13:52Technically, the alligator found this fishing spot before you did, so he feels he's entitled
13:57to whatever you catch.
13:59And since you didn't ask for permission to fish here, he's going to take your fishing rod,
14:03too, for good measure.
14:04And let him drag your rod.
14:08Yeah, yeah.
14:13Oh!
14:14AFV premiered in 1989, while the signal from that first broadcast is now hurtling through
14:27hurtling through space 36 light years away.
14:31That means an alien race might have seen them
14:33and thought, yeah, let's not go to Earth.
14:36There's no intelligent life worth investigating,
14:38which would mean that AFV may have accidentally
14:42prevented an alien invasion.
14:45You're welcome.
14:50She's twerking, which makes the bench stop working.
14:57Why doesn't he do that in the game, Mom?
15:13Why doesn't he do that in the game?
15:26Garfield hates Mondays.
15:27This cat hates everything.
15:38Wow, stuntman training starts early in this house.
15:49Ah!
15:50Some fans are sports nuts.
15:57Others just hope there will be nuts at the game.
15:59Who's at the fence watching a woman?
16:05You want some food?
16:06How does a baby who can't talk tell you she's hungry?
16:09I think she likes it.
16:18The tie and dress pants do not scream, game ready.
16:21She'll never forget her first trip to the petting zoo.
16:35People love a good mystery.
16:49Why, you ask?
16:51Because mysteries are fun, duh.
16:54What, did you think I was going to say, nobody knows it's a mystery?
16:57I mean, come on, I'm better than that.
17:00Usually.
17:02Put your sleuthing cap on and get ready for some fun-solved mysteries.
17:06A cocktail conundrum.
17:09Why did Haley stop wanting to cheers when she has a few beers?
17:12A vexing vehicle question.
17:23What car drives all the chicks crazy?
17:29Weston, just put your foot down.
17:32Down.
17:32Put your foot down.
17:34A rotating riddle.
17:36Why is a Thompson's new pool running three months behind schedule?
17:41I'm flying.
17:42Woo!
17:48Stare back, William.
17:49Stare back, stand back.
17:51An unordinary query.
17:53Why is the next generation of trapeze artists so hard to find?
17:58Ready?
17:59Let's go, let's go, let's go!
18:01Let's go!
18:04A perplexing puzzle.
18:08Why were Ted's kids the first kids in the neighborhood to learn what friction was?
18:13There's nothing in my pockets.
18:14Your shirt was.
18:18Ooh!
18:22These mysteries aren't just solved, they're fun-solved.
18:25We're heading into the winner's circle.
18:33It's kind of like the VIP lounge of the AFV airport.
18:37There are no free snacks, but the videos contain people who won so much money, they can afford
18:41to buy their own snacks.
18:44It's time to have a blast with some big winners from AFV's past.
18:51Keep walking.
18:52Keep walking.
18:54Keep walking.
18:54Keep walking.
18:54Keep walking.
18:55Keep walking.
18:56Keep walking.
18:57Keep walking.
18:58Right, Josh!
18:59Whoa!
19:00Whoa!
19:01This paraglider's gonna need a paramedic.
19:03Come on, come on, come on, come on!
19:05Get the jump.
19:06Get the jump.
19:07Get the jump.
19:08I ran.
19:09Get the jump.
19:10Come on.
19:11Let's do it again.
19:12Yeah.
19:13Now that was awesome.
19:16Let's do that again.
19:17Let's do that again.
19:24When making a live stream, mirror placement matters more than you'd think.
19:36This is not the full-body routine her followers were hoping for.
19:47I think this yoga move is called Backside Facing Husband.
20:12All right.
20:14Any of you...
20:15He can't wait to play his new game.
20:16I don't know if...
20:19As soon as he's done being grounded.
20:23Oh, shoot.
20:34This young influencer's gonna need a whole bunch of subscribers to pay for a new TV.
20:42Let's circle back next week for another Winner's Circle.
20:46They say that the best way to learn a new language is to start with the phrases you're going to actually use the most.
21:04That's why whenever I learn a new language, I always start with the phrase,
21:07here, watch this.
21:08All right.
21:09Now, here, watch this.
21:10That's Italian.
21:14That's Italian.
21:18You learn a lot in college outside of the classroom, like what not to tie a hammock to.
21:23All right, so we're getting ready to go to school, and it is currently negative two degrees outside.
21:39Sub-freezing temperatures.
21:40Right?
21:41Or as I call it, nature's hairspray.
21:45Here's one way to get your dad to stop ringing the doorbell.
21:50This kid's got the dance moves of a kid who's only playing baseball because his dad made him.
22:07This dog has a fear of heights.
22:22In fact, they make her a little queasy.
22:29He builds up his monitor injection to be way worse than it is.
22:44Gah!
22:45Is that it?
22:46Oh, that wasn't bad.
22:47She's helping Mom in the kitchen.
23:03Letting her hold the phone is a recipe for disaster.
23:07I'd use a fishing pole.
23:18But that's just me.
23:32Did you ever notice the word dad takes on a whole new meaning when it follows the word
23:37nice one?
23:38Dad implies authority.
23:40Nice one, dad implies buffoonery.
23:43Dad radiates love.
23:45Nice one, dad radiates.
23:46I love that that happened to you, and I love that I got it on video.
23:56This court has seen its fair share of trash talk.
24:04Are you okay?
24:05Dad will help you go down the slide one way or another.
24:20Oh, my God!
24:24That dude with the shovel does something his son really digs.
24:27That dude with the shovel does something his son really digs.
24:31Oh, my God!
24:32You gotta get ready to save us.
24:33Here it goes.
24:34You gotta get ready to save us.
24:35You got your camera ready?
24:37You don't have to have a sponer in it.
24:42Their dad doesn't have nearly enough zip for that zip line.
24:46Oh, my God!
24:47Oh!
24:48Oh!
24:49Oh!
24:50Oh!
24:52Where is heが?
24:54That was good, that was good.
24:55Quick, send in to Calvary, or at least someone with a paddleboard.
25:10It looks like all these other kids made it all the way.
25:13I think I can too.
25:15I love to have a kiss on you both.
25:17I think that Goose is mad he wasn't invited to the cookout.
25:29I'm not getting down there near him.
25:37He thinks those turkey burgers are someone he knows.
25:40Dad's not an actual dentist.
25:46But even a pretend dentist should know which tooth he's supposed to pull.
25:53You pulled my top one out!
25:55What?
25:56Not my bottom one!
26:00Why'd you pull that one out?
26:02You pulled your top one out?
26:04Yeah!
26:07Adam, it was the bottom one.
26:08Showing him one.
26:09My advice?
26:10Don't be messing with a bulging bottle of dressing.
26:19I didn't do it, I was telling you something.
26:26Wanna solve the energy crisis?
26:28Figure out how to tap into the unlimited energy of a pet with the zoomies.
26:33Seriously, how cool would it be to be able to say your house was puppy powered?
26:37Well, until someone figures that out, we'll have to settle for a montage of pets who are as crazy as it gets.
26:42It's crazy as it gets!
26:48يرоде
26:52Oh god!
26:53Larry running!
26:54Larry running in circles!
26:55Ready running in circles!
27:25Oh, oh, oh!
27:27Oh!
27:29Oh!
27:35Oh!
27:49Oh!
27:51Oh!
27:55Oh!
27:57Oh!
27:59Oh!
28:05Upload your funny video to AFV.com
28:07for your chance at $20,000.
28:19Hey, Alfonso!
28:21Hey, Alfonso!
28:23Can we see some more birthday videos?
28:27Okay, Isabelle and Isla.
28:29You want to see more birthday videos?
28:31Well, here is my gift to you.
28:33You might want to save the receipt in case they don't fit.
28:35Okay, Jason, tell me what you want for your birthday party.
28:37Let me just pee for a minute.
28:39Oh.
28:45Are you done?
28:47Yep.
28:49Happy St. Patrick's Day, 76th birthday.
28:53I love to bake with you.
28:55I am glad that you did not die yet.
28:59I love to be with you so much.
29:01Thank you, Claire.
29:03Thank you, Claire.
29:05Thank you so much.
29:11A new phone.
29:15And I hope a new protection plan came with it.
29:17No, I'm just...
29:23Forget the lap dance.
29:24Break out the lap cake.
29:25Bring in the shirt.
29:27No!
29:37Happy birthday to...
29:39This 96-year-old thinks that age is just a number.
29:42And many more.
29:48And that number can be whatever you want it to be.
29:56John's 60. I had a birthday Thursday.
30:02I'm sorry.
30:04I had a birthday Thursday,
30:05and the only person that didn't wish me a happy birthday...
30:08Is this one here snorting?
30:10Happy birthday. I'm sorry.
30:11I didn't get a birthday card from her.
30:13I'm sorry.
30:14I'm sorry.
30:15I didn't get...
30:16From her.
30:17I'm sorry.
30:18Turn around here before we can see her red face.
30:19I'm sorry.
30:20Now, what do you think about this?
30:21I turned 58.
30:22I'm not too far behind him now, am I?
30:23I'm terrible.
30:24I'm terrible.
30:25I'm sorry.
30:27You're spending too much going on at work.
30:30What did you do?
30:33No.
30:34Where's the cake?
30:35It's a good thing birthdays only come once a year.
30:38Where's the cake?
30:40Oh, there they.
30:42Oh, my God.
30:45Really?
30:47I'm melting.
30:48Why you did that?
30:51Clean it?
30:53Clean it?
30:54Mommy has to clean it?
30:56Daddy, Mama.
30:57What?
30:58I want to say happy birthday to Dad.
31:00Do you want to say happy birthday to Dad?
31:03Yeah.
31:04His birthday is tomorrow, baby.
31:05No!
31:06It's tomorrow.
31:07I don't want that.
31:09Do you just want to sing me happy birthday so you can have some cake?
31:12Yeah.
31:13You don't care about my birthday?
31:15No.
31:17You just want the cake?
31:18Yeah.
31:19You know what the world needs now?
31:28An involuntary nose picker.
31:36Oh, my gosh.
31:40I hope you've enjoyed an involuntary nose picker.
31:42Ever go to a concert and toward the end you get sad because you don't want it to end?
31:49Well, that's where we find ourselves.
31:51The show's almost over, but I don't want you to get sad because then you won't enjoy what's left.
31:56Plus, we don't do that lame encore thing where we pretend the show's over and then I walk back out and do a little more.
32:02When I say goodnight, it really is goodnight.
32:05I got places to be.
32:08You know who's not a fan of above-ground pool horseplay?
32:11The Neighbors Down the Hill.
32:13This woman doesn't think that bug zapper works.
32:31And as you might guess, she's just going to keep tempting fate.
32:38Oh.
32:39I want you to do something.
32:40Whoa.
32:41Oh.
32:42It's done.
32:43It's not doing anything.
32:44Aw.
32:45It's not doing anything.
32:47Famous last words for a bug zapper tester.
32:50It's not doing anything.
32:51Taryn.
32:52It's not doing anything.
32:53Taryn.
32:54You're a battery.
32:55It's not doing anything.
32:56Seriously?
32:57You're a battery.
32:58It's not doing anything.
33:00See?
33:01Oh.
33:02Oh.
33:03Oh.
33:04Oh, wow.
33:05Oh my God!
33:08It is.
33:10I'm eating it.
33:12You eating the wax too?
33:14Yeah.
33:15How's that taste?
33:16Good.
33:17Like...
33:18She's crazy, right?
33:23So I'm not sure I can come home today,
33:25because these have been outside my car all day.
33:29I try to get Tylenol, and I start screaming.
33:34If geese have to fly south for the winter,
33:36they don't think it's fair that you get to just drive home from work.
33:48All the way, all the way back to the house.
33:58Sure, buying a lake house sounded like it would be relaxing.
34:13You got to eat your boy.
34:15You got to ride action.
34:16Ah, the old ice cube and the butt-crack prank.
34:22But hold a celebration until you see that cube's final destination.
34:35Tucker, you're late.
34:39Do something stupid. Fast!
34:46There's a unique creature I want to discuss.
35:05Latin name, Dorcas Male Parentis.
35:08But you know them as dorky dads.
35:10You may have seen them embarrassing their kids by trying the latest dance craze
35:14or falling off a ladder and hanging by their underpants.
35:17But they're not just cringy.
35:18They're also tonight's assignment in America.
35:20Earlier tonight, we showed a bunch of dads with no clue.
35:23Now it's up to Jess to tell him what to do.
35:26Is your dad dorky to no end?
35:29Does his goofiness embarrass you in front of your friends?
35:32Well, your foolish father might earn you a truckload of cash.
35:35How about 20 or even 100 grand?
35:38Just upload the video to AFV.com.
35:40For full contest rules, log on to AFV.com.
35:42When it comes to dads, it's the dorkier the better to win a whole lot of cheddar.
35:46We're sprinting to the finish like a dog office leash.
35:56But let's see who's going to fetch the cashish.
35:58Let's meet our finalists.
36:00First up, putting your kid to bed is no easy scene,
36:03especially when backtalk becomes part of the routine.
36:06It's Little Lady Giving Lip, sent in by Carrie Teague from Alpharetta, Georgia.
36:12Jump out of bed immediately.
36:13Or I'm going to quit doing that.
36:15And then I'm going to take away treats like the cookies we just made.
36:17And then we're going to stop doing stuff like cheerleading or anything like that.
36:20If you don't, start listening.
36:22So lay down.
36:23This is how we want to play, huh?
36:29Oh, she broke down, huh?
36:33Joining us tonight are Joe, Carrie, Remy, Raelynn, and Rogan.
36:37Now, Joe, you were laying down the law with Remy at bedtime.
36:41What was the reason for that?
36:43Well, bedtime, like so many parents, it just doesn't quite go the way we want it to.
36:50And I'll try to throw out some empty consequences, but she was on to me.
36:55Yeah, we all know that.
36:57But what went through your head when you heard her response?
37:02Disbelief.
37:02I just couldn't believe what she said.
37:05I went and told my wife, you won't believe what I just heard.
37:08And we looked at the camera, and we were just dying laughing all night long.
37:12Well, that's awesome.
37:13Now, normally I'd say it doesn't pay to be sassy, but if you win tonight, I'll admit that I was wrong.
37:21We hope.
37:21Yes, exactly.
37:23Good luck, y'all.
37:25All right.
37:26Next up, the dog's on the balcony.
37:29But what you know, she's going to start barfing, so look out below.
37:32It's Wretching Rover sent in by Davide Vasile from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
37:39This dog has a fear of heights.
37:41In fact, they make her a little queasy.
37:44Joining us tonight are Davide, Elizabeth, Mateo, Alessio, and Bluey.
37:58Now, Mateo, you suddenly felt something very wet on your bare back.
38:02When did you realize you got barfed on?
38:06Uh, I thought my mom, uh, took water on my back.
38:11But it clearly was not water, right?
38:13All right.
38:14Well, listen, I hope this didn't ruin your favorite spot on the couch, y'all.
38:18No, she had a targeted strike, and it made it all on Mateo.
38:23And I love that.
38:24So good luck, y'all.
38:28And finally, some like big birthdays, some celebrate discreetly.
38:32But no one likes their spouse to forget it completely.
38:35It's Wife's Birthday Blunder sent in by Kathy Lowe from Linwood, Kansas.
38:40John's 60.
38:41I had a birthday Thursday.
38:43I'm sorry.
38:49I had a birthday Thursday, and the only person that didn't wish me a happy birthday is this
38:54one here snorting.
38:55Happy birthday, I'm sorry.
38:57I didn't get a birthday card from her.
38:58I'm sorry.
39:00I'm sorry.
39:00Joining us are Kathy and Lobo.
39:04Now, Kathy, you obviously felt bad about overlooking Lobo's 60th birthday.
39:08But was there at least some kind of celebration later, or did Lobo have to sing happy birthday
39:13to himself?
39:14No, I believe I tried to make up for it and have done it ever since.
39:20Okay.
39:21Well, but what's the statute of limitations on forgetting your spouse's birthday?
39:24Are you still bringing it up, Lobo?
39:27Yeah, every once in a while.
39:29But she's doing a better job every year, so I don't have to worry about it next year.
39:34I like that, I like that, because, well, if it was my birthday and my wife forgot it,
39:38I'd never let it go.
39:42Good luck, y'all.
39:43That's not right.
39:43That's not right.
39:45All right.
39:45We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
39:48But first, let's take a look at some of the clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's
39:52honorable mention.
39:53We're going to find out who takes home the cash in just a minute.
40:23Okay, it's time to hand out tonight's prizes.
40:33$20,000 for first, $6,000 for second, and $4,000 for third.
40:37Here we go.
40:38Our third place $4,000 winner is...
40:42Wretching Rover, sent in by Davide Vasile from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
40:50And the winner of the $20,000 in tonight's Funniest Home Video is...
40:56Little Lady Giving Lips, sent in by Carrie Teague from Alpharetta, Georgia.
41:00We have Remy, Joe, Carrie, Raelynn, and Rogan.
41:04Congratulations.
41:07Carrie, would you say this is the first time Remy's sass has caught you off guard,
41:13or is this like a reoccurring theme?
41:16Oh, this is reoccurring.
41:17First time that we're getting paid for it, though.
41:19But it's definitely reoccurring.
41:21I like that.
41:23Remy, what do you think of this whole experience of having your video on AFE?
41:29I like it.
41:32Well, we gave you $20,000 for being so funny,
41:36because that's how we like to play.
41:40Congratulations.
41:42You got $20,000 and a shot at $100,000.
41:46Congratulations.
41:46Yay!
41:47Thank you so much!
41:48Woo!
41:50Well, that's our show, so I'm going to say goodnight
41:53because I still don't know how to pronounce
41:55art-rivo-ro-ravioli.
41:59You know what?
42:00You know what?
42:01Whatever it is, I can't say it.
42:02So we'll see you next time.
42:03And don't forget, if you upload a video and it airs on the show,
42:06we'll send you an AFE t-shirt.
42:08So goodnight, everybody.
42:08Remember, send your video to me.
42:10You might win 20 Gs.
42:11Go, go, go, go, go.
42:17guitar solo
42:47guitar solo
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