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00:02Hey, folks. This is Ronald, the Survival Guy.
00:05Today, I am building a primitive lean-to,
00:08ideal if you find yourself in the case of emergency shelter.
00:11As you can see, I've already gathered quite the stack of brush,
00:15and with my trusty knife,
00:19I'm sharpening this Y-stick.
00:23Now, I usually don't get personal on these bogs,
00:25but a lot of you have been asking why Brittany is no longer in my videos.
00:30Long story short, she met a gentleman
00:33with another more popular bushcraft log.
00:38I'm not gonna say names,
00:40but just so you know, it's gonna take a lot more than that to break me.
00:45Oh, wow, I don't know if you guys can see this,
00:47but an alligator lizard just paid us a visit.
00:51How about I show you all how to grill up a little lizard snack?
00:58Oh, he's Wiley!
01:04Wiley!
01:08Ah! No!
01:10Oh, God!
01:11Oh, no!
01:12Oh, no!
01:139-1-1, what was your emergency?
01:15I stabbed myself!
01:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:20No!
01:21Austin Emergency Services!
01:23He's gotta be close.
01:25Guy told dispatch he was half a click south of the road
01:28before his cell dropped out.
01:30Better than a whole click, I guess.
01:32I'm here!
01:33Get down!
01:34All right!
01:34Emergency Services!
01:35We're coming to you!
01:36I'm here!
01:37I'm here!
01:39God!
01:41I'm here!
01:42I'm here!
01:43I'm here!
01:44All right.
01:45TK, get his vitals.
01:47Nancy, inspect the wound.
01:48Oh, God.
01:48I understand you have a stab wound.
01:49Is that correct?
01:50I accidentally got myself.
01:52Cap, I'm seeing a strange lump.
01:54Ah!
01:55Cap, it moves!
01:55Don't move!
01:56Ah!
01:56It's a sneaky little bastard hole, right?
01:58Holy God, what is that?
02:00Alligator lizard.
02:01That's what I was going for when I got myself
02:03and then it climbed inside.
02:04Ah!
02:05Just get it out!
02:06Please!
02:07All right.
02:08All right.
02:08TK, grab your tourniquet.
02:10Let's keep that little bugger from going up any higher.
02:16Just one last twist.
02:17Ah!
02:18Here we go.
02:19The dude is lit.
02:21It's mating season, so he's gonna already be worked up.
02:24If he comes out, he's gonna be looking to attack.
02:26Then we'll give him something to attack.
02:27TK, grab your shoulders.
02:28Nancy, hold his feet.
02:30Yeah, Cap.
02:30All right.
02:31Ron, listen to me.
02:33We need you to brace yourself, okay?
02:34This is gonna hurt.
02:35It can't hurt more than it already does.
02:37Okay, here we go.
02:39Ah!
02:40Cap, what are you doing?
02:41You're just gonna piss it off even more.
02:43Ah!
02:43The idea.
02:44Ah!
02:44Come on.
02:46Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:49Go!
02:50Okay, that's it.
02:56TK, grab the biohazard bag.
02:57There we go.
03:00There.
03:01Cap, what are we gonna do with this thing?
03:03Ah, that's for, uh, animal control to sort out.
03:06Let's pack them up, get them ready for travel.
03:08How you doing, Ron?
03:09Uh, better.
03:10But-but could you, uh...
03:11Yes, Nancy?
03:12Would you get rid of the tourniquet?
03:13It's gotta hurt like hell.
03:15Thanks.
03:15So could you hold it up for the camera?
03:17Uh, my subscribers are gonna wanna see a close-up.
03:29So, when we last spoke, we talked about you making a note of, uh, those moments during the week when
03:36you felt rage-building or an urge to lash out?
03:40Yeah.
03:41Then how did that fare?
03:44What?
03:49Mm-hmm.
03:52Okay.
03:55I see.
03:57Okay.
04:00Right.
04:01Huh.
04:02Okay.
04:05Oh, wow.
04:07Should you be saying, wow?
04:09it's fairly frequent isn't it these feelings of rage when I told you I was
04:13pissed off all the time I meant all the time I just don't know why all of a
04:19sudden well maybe it's not as sudden as you think it's possible that the roots
04:24of your anger go deeper than you know I'd like to try something have you heard
04:30of EMDR I think I listened to him in the 80s no it's eye movement desensitization
04:36and reprocessing it's a form of therapy that allows us to occupy your active
04:41mind so as to free up your unconscious mind then you think that's gonna unlock
04:46the source of my rage it might now watch the ball on the screen deep breaths follow
04:56the ball breathing good okay what do you see in your mind's eye right now
05:05spot on my lung my tumor deep breaths follow the ball and what do you see now
05:16my son in a hospital bed he's got a tube down his throat watching the ball what about
05:27now a red big red nose like a bloody nose no like a like a like a rubber like a
05:36it's a clown
05:40all right I think that's a good start let's take a break yeah I think we got a little off
05:44track there
05:44I think we are right on our way actually tell me about the cloud what the cloud it's the only
05:53time
05:54that you took your eyes away from the screen and your respiration became notably more rapid I think
05:59it's telling except it isn't it just popped into my head it doesn't mean anything all the other
06:06associations have to do with some sort of trauma I don't have any trauma around clowns when you think
06:12about clowns what comes up John Wayne Gacy the Joker Pennywise all negative representations because
06:20clowns are awful so it's possible that you suffer from color phobia which is the irrational or extreme
06:26fear of clowns my fear of clowns is is neither irrational nor extreme but you do have very
06:33strong feelings about clowns so how are you coping with that I avoid the circus
06:43911 once you're in emergency there's fire oh god I can't find my way out okay sir I'm gonna get
06:49help
06:49to you can you give me your address I can't um I don't I don't live here I'm I'm renting
06:54this condo
06:55for our work trip oh my god there's so much smoke okay I need you to stay low and stay
07:02calm
07:03I'm Dave can you give me your name Jordan okay Jordan let's forget the address can you recall for me
07:09any cross streets anywhere you might have gone for a takeaway a takeout yes I get coffee every morning
07:14and capital roasters brilliant I see it that puts you on congress that's right that's right it's a door
07:22across the street can you tell me what unit you're in I'm on the fifth floor but I'm not in
07:26my unit I'm
07:27in a hallway okay then let's get you to some stairs that's what I'm looking for but I can't find
07:31it
07:32you can barely see with all this smoke all right I am pulling up the building blueprints but for now
07:37I
07:37need to get you behind a closed door and away from that smoke do you think you can find your
07:42way
07:43back to your unit for me the ceiling's falling I don't know where I am right now I'm really turned
07:51around okay okay so I want you to start banging on doors let's see if we can find someone to
07:55let you
08:09inside okay I've got the building blueprints in front of me tell me what unit you are standing in
08:16front of right now 526 okay excellent excellent there is a set of stairs to the left around the
08:23corner I need you to stay low and head that direction I can't go that way it's all on fire
08:29now uh Jordan uh change of plan it looks like there is a workout room across the hall down to
08:36the other end with a little luck we're not gonna need a key to get in there
08:41oh I found it okay get inside close that door
08:47okay all right I'm in oh there's a little better in here it's about to get even better
08:53there are some windows on the north side of the room so I want you to take something heavy and
08:58smash
08:58those windows I don't see any windows on the north side of the room Jordan three big bay windows
09:05what there aren't any just walls no no no they're right here on the blueprint Jordan are you absolutely
09:15sure there are no windows I'm telling you no windows this smoke's coming in Dave what do I do
09:23uh Jim Jim uh Jim what else is in the gym um Jordan are there water coolers yes towels what
09:32about
09:32towels yeah they have they have both good good we are going to create a defensive space to keep you
09:38safe until first responders arrive so what I need you to do is start wetting those towels take the first
09:43towel and cover your mouth and with the others we're gonna stuff them under the door to stop that smoke
09:51hey rescue one two two is three minutes out he's on the fifth floor he's not gonna make it
09:59how we doing Jordan the doors getting really hot
10:05the towels they're catching on fire okay I need you to step away from that door as far as you
10:13possibly
10:13can keep your face covered the fire fire is close any second now they're not here yet they are coming
10:21as fast as they can and they know exactly where to find you they're not gonna make it in time
10:26Dave
10:29fire's coming in oh god so this is it no no no no Jordan this is not it we are
10:38not giving up
10:39I wasn't here supposed to come on this trip I volunteered but where do I say go have fun my
10:48two
10:48kids hugged me goodbye all right I'm gonna see him again
11:01hi hi Sirens I need you to hang on in there Jordan
11:09Dave yes Jordan thanks for trying
11:52hey Dave hello Grace you okay yeah you know what
12:08no matter how many people we lose here never seems to get any easier does it I wouldn't know
12:14actually never lost anyone on a call before really in all your years on the job yeah I guess luck's
12:22always been on my side streak over though well you know emergency services they offer counseling 24 7
12:29yeah I appreciate it I think I'd just rather get out of here to be honest do you have anybody
12:34you can call
12:34oh yeah my brother's in Lester so he'll be awake in about six hours so maybe I'll FaceTime him
12:41I mean why don't you why don't you come over for dinner tonight tonight no no no couldn't possibly put
12:54you out
12:55well no you wouldn't be putting us out we'd be happy to have you Grace you have enough to worry
13:01about on the home front with a little baby and you don't need to be fretting about me I'm gonna
13:06have Jill make his potatoes out just grab the rest of my things
13:18hey babe hey hey uh do you remember where we kept my old fish tank you're
13:33uh what is that that is Lou an alligator lizard and our new buddy and uh what is Lou doing
13:44and it's a go box oh this is from lunch I put him in here after we dug him out
13:49from the guy's leg
13:49what guy's leg I was on a call today he was bird in there pretty good you brought a flesh
13:57-eating
13:57reptile into our home no he wasn't eating it he was just hanging out anyways after we rescued him
14:05we brought him to pathology to make sure he wasn't diseased which he wasn't by the way he's adorable
14:11isn't he maybe to another lizard you're gonna love him you'll see besides you wanted a pet yeah
14:17so you know pet I don't want this thing anywhere near me that's fine I'll take care of everything
14:22I'll feed him I'll set up his basking lamp you won't have to lift a finger good because I'm afraid
14:28I'd lose it I think your fish tank is in the garage excellent would you mind getting it
14:36and this is me not lifting a finger
14:41the potato salad is lovely thank you Chad
14:45I can't help to notice you ain't really touched it
14:50it turns out that it's difficult to enjoy something even as lovely as this after you've
14:55killed the father of two it was not your fault that man was on the fifth floor
15:00gray said that whole place was an inferno too so nobody's gonna save him
15:03I could have done more than march him into a windowless tomb
15:11that uh that tater salad that you're so fond of that ain't actually my recipe
15:18fella that gave it to me his name was uh chef parkland
15:24and he was uh he was one of my best friends
15:29and he was a husband
15:32and he was a daddy to a little girl
15:34and he was one
15:37of eleven incredible firefighters that we lost to other one two six
15:41the farm and feed factory on old walker road I remember that
15:46yeah on the drive over my job was to look at the facility maps and blueprints
15:52it had never occurred to me that a fertilizer factory is basically a bomb just waiting to go off
16:00now I thought that should have been the first thing on my mind
16:04and uh I'll torture myself about that for weeks
16:08it was months
16:10actually
16:16how did you think of yourself
16:18I don't know if I ever did
16:21but
16:22my therapist said something that
16:25made me feel a little better
16:28he said a hero
16:30ain't in the saves
16:32it's in the carrying on after a loss
16:36yeah that's right and
16:39you're gonna carry on too Dave
16:41because you are a hero sir
16:42no
16:44I'm not a hero
16:46no yes you are
16:48I see what you do
16:49every day
16:54thank you
16:55I think I needed to hear that tonight
16:58and thank you so much for inviting me over
17:00I think if it wasn't for you too I'd just be getting sloshed off my trolley watching all Battlestar Galactica
17:07I didn't understand a word that you just said
17:09but I do feel like maybe we should have offered the man a little something stronger than iced tea
17:14you know what I uh
17:15actually I do fancy a tipple actually
17:19uh
17:20your booze would be good
17:22oh
17:22yeah
17:23alright
17:23gotcha
17:24you like bourbon
17:26I don't really like it
17:27bloody well love it
17:29oh
17:29uh oh
17:30watch out
17:34you seem to be in good spirits today Owen
17:36oh I am
17:37watched a little movie last night
17:39The Greatest Show on Earth
17:42ever seen it?
17:43uh with Hugh Jackman right?
17:44that's The Greatest Showman
17:45The Greatest Show on Earth
17:46Steve DeMille
17:481952
17:49just happened to win the academy award for best picture
17:52two and a half hours of glorious technicolor
17:55and the thing is filthy with clowns
17:59I mean there are like 50 of them in there
18:02Jimmy Stewart doesn't even take his clown makeup off for the whole thing
18:06and
18:09I loved it
18:11really?
18:12yeah
18:13I might even watch it again
18:15so
18:17does that sound like someone who's suffering from clownophobia?
18:20well I never formally diagnosed you
18:22I merely suggested that
18:23some triggering event around
18:25the concept of clowns
18:27might be at the root of your anger issues
18:29but it's not
18:30because I do not have a thing with clowns
18:34are you sure about that sonny boy?
18:42sonny boy
18:51Grace make this stop
18:53oh
18:59you feel good?
19:00yeah
19:03ah good morning Grace
19:05did you sleep well?
19:06uh I did
19:07thank you
19:08oh thank goodness
19:09charlie started mewling at the crack of dawn
19:12I was worried she might have woken you up
19:13ah
19:14um
19:15well I didn't hear any mewling
19:17well you have a seat
19:18I've got beans on toast on the go
19:20that'll be ready in just a moment
19:23okay
19:24uh
19:25Dave
19:26got a question for you
19:27yeah of course
19:29what are you still doing in my house?
19:31when you went to bed last night
19:32Judd and I's little tipple turned into two little tipples
19:35and then three big ones and so forth
19:38yeah so
19:40I couldn't let him get behind the wheel after all them tipples
19:42so I just told him to crash out on the couch
19:45oh
19:49you know um
19:50you can't tell me your secret Dave
19:52because
19:53you have turned our squealing little gas monster into a cooling cherub
19:57that's just a nip of antacid
19:58that did the trick
20:00well you gave my child antacid?
20:02mm-hmm
20:03as in like grown-up antacid
20:05is there any such a thing as grown-up antacid?
20:08it's just calcium carbonate isn't it?
20:10also I don't think she has gas
20:11I think it's just reflux
20:13girl I mean here we've been trying to crack the crying code for what?
20:16couple months now?
20:17he gets at night one
20:18that's amazing ain't it Grace?
20:20uh
20:21it's something
20:21yeah you have no idea the kindness that you've done to us man truly
20:25well
20:25can't say there isn't a little bit of self interest involved
20:28if I'm gonna be sleeping on your couch for a week
20:30I would like to do it in peace
20:32did you say a week Dave?
20:34mm-hmm
20:35yeah the man's got a plumbing issue at his house
20:37mystery club
20:38no one can find it?
20:40no high water until they do
20:41and they didn't try to snake it or?
20:44multiple times
20:47but you know I was telling your husband
20:49I don't have to stay I don't want to be burdened
20:50don't be crazy man you ain't no burden
20:52Izzy Grace
20:56I guess not
21:06oh
21:07so sorry
21:08oh
21:09beg your pardon?
21:10yeah?
21:11oh
21:11ran out of hot water there at the end
21:13so you might want to wait a few minutes for it to replenish
21:25oh dear
21:37Dave did you bring your own coffee?
21:39I did
21:39French press
21:40Corsa grind
21:41okay
21:42because you know we've got plenty of coffee in the pantry
21:45oh I know
21:46I just can't do that freeze dried stuff
21:47life is too short for crap coffee
21:50sorry
21:51no offense
21:52oh
21:53none taken
21:54good morning Grace
21:55can I offer you some bangers a match?
21:59uh
21:59I think I'm good with cereal today
22:01you're missing out
22:05I could have sworn we had some milk milk
22:07ah
22:08I finished that off last night
22:10just before bed
22:11a little bit of warm milk
22:12and Dave is close for business
22:20oh my god
22:35uh huh
22:36Grace?
22:37thought I would suggest that we carpool together
22:39but you seem to be running a bit behind
22:40er
22:41no you go ahead Dave
22:42I still need a minute
22:43no no wait
22:44we can take your car together
22:45if we don't save the planet
22:47who will?
22:48what come to life
22:50right before your eyes
22:52played together eh?
22:53with him
22:53it's all
22:54like how do you know
22:55that all
22:56I'll just be in the car
22:57no no no
22:57it's all right
22:59love from the mile
23:00to the top
23:01you inceptioned me
23:03I inceptioned you?
23:05yes
23:05ever since you had me doing your stupid eye movement mumbo jumbo
23:09I've been having nightmares with clowns in them
23:12really?
23:12yes really
23:14you and your
23:15little bouncing ball sent in the clowns
23:17I even had one where you were a clown
23:18it's infuriating
23:20I'm leaving your office
23:22with more neuroses than I had
23:23when I came in here
23:24I think we may have taken the cap off something in your subconscious
23:27well I'm putting the cap back on
23:29because things are getting in there
23:30that weren't there before
23:32you seem angry
23:33I am angry
23:34that's the whole point
23:35and you've got me talking about clowns
23:37no more clowns
23:40hiya kids
23:41it's me
23:42Zippy the Clown
23:46now
23:47are you ready to meet my balloon circus?
23:51yeah
23:53but first
23:54who's our birthday boy today?
23:57it's me
23:58and what's your name young man?
24:01Darren
24:02well
24:03happy birthday Darren
24:05now
24:06I bet you like
24:10giraffes
24:10giraffes
24:11giraffes are my favorite animal
24:14oh
24:15ha ha
24:16ha ha
24:19okay that is impressive
24:21clown did his research Darren's favorite animal really is a giraffe
24:24aww
24:25aww
24:26it's so good seeing Darren laugh
24:27he woke up this morning in tears
24:29saying all he wanted for his birthday was Ted to be here
24:32just remind Darren that from now on he gets two birthdays
24:36no I did
24:38he'd rather have his dad
24:40why
24:42oh
24:43that is one awful giraffe
24:48thank you Zippy
24:49but it made Darren smile
24:51now
24:52before I make the hippo
24:54I gotta do the hippo dance
25:119-1-1 what's your emergency?
25:13clown down! clown down!
25:25thank you for coming
25:26we're this way
25:27I wanted Darren's 6th birthday to be memorable
25:30not traumatizing
25:32oh don't worry we'll try to
25:33keep the trauma to a minimum
25:35don't worry kids
25:38Zippy's just fine
25:40yeah
25:42I don't even let Darren play on it
25:44my ex-husband built it
25:46always promised he'd add a coat of sealant
25:48I think Ted all promises
25:50Cap you want us to check out the integrity of that structure
25:53so medical can make an assessment?
25:54yes
25:55yes do that
25:55yes sir you'll hurt him
25:56uh TK, Nancy, stand by with the patient
25:59we'll do Cap
26:01mom
26:02yeah
26:02is Zippy gonna be okay?
26:04oh yes sweetie
26:05these firefighters are gonna help him out
26:07because they're very very brave
26:09okay?
26:10Owen looks scared
26:13Owen?
26:14Owen?
26:18Owen?
26:18Owen?
26:20Owen?
26:20you alright?
26:21gee thanks Mr. Fireman
26:23that'd be
26:23Owen
26:25real swell
26:25I wanna take your blood pressure
26:27really am
26:29I'm alright
26:29no you are not alright
26:30I just need to catch my breath
26:32I think you're having a panic attack
26:34this wood is a rotted mess
26:35it's no wonder you dropped in
26:37no I just
26:39just need a minute
26:44is it the skull out?
26:46have you ever been diagnosed with culver phobia?
26:49not officially
26:51alright
26:51you gonna pass out?
26:53fall down?
26:54vomit?
26:55I think I have it under control
26:56if I just stand still here for a minute
26:59please don't make this a thing
27:09everything okay Cap?
27:10yeah
27:10yeah your dad just wants to uh
27:12observe from back there
27:13you know
27:14wants to see the whole picture
27:15push it
27:23one two three
27:24here we go
27:25here we go
27:27Cap we ruled out a spinal injury
27:29his pulse is strong
27:30everything seems normal
27:31sir are you in any pain?
27:32just a wittle bitty bit
27:34I'm Tommy
27:35can you tell me your name?
27:37Zippy the clown
27:39unless that's on your driver's license
27:40I'm gonna need something a little more official than that
27:43fine my name's Ted
27:45Ted Rogers
27:46wait
27:47Ted?
27:48he did not
27:50hey Juliana
27:51hey Darren
27:52dad?
27:53oh so Zippy the clown is
27:55Ted
27:55what the heck are you doing?
27:57I couldn't miss Darren's big day
27:58with the custody stuff
28:00this was the only way you let me come
28:02it's like Mrs. Doubtfire
28:04Ted
28:04but with a clown
28:05Ted we agreed
28:06two birthdays
28:07it's not the same Juliana
28:09but it is
28:09alright folks
28:10can we do this after we get him out?
28:13this is a good idea
28:13Cap we're about ready to cut them out
28:16yep
28:16why don't you fire that up?
28:26Ted
28:27you idiot
28:28I know
28:29I got what I deserve
28:30I screwed up so many times
28:32I'm so sorry Juliana
28:34is he gonna be okay?
28:35I think so
28:36they'll take a better look at him at the hospital
28:37can I go with him?
28:39that's not up to me little buddy
28:42mom please
28:44oh y'all are free to ride with us
28:46if you want
28:49okay we'll go with him
28:50yay
28:52come on baby
28:58little boys really do love their daddies, huh?
29:09hey baby
29:10hey
29:11hey
29:15what's that?
29:17eggs for breakfast tomorrow
29:18I also got some peppers, some onion
29:21and mealworms
29:24ugh
29:25please don't put them next to the coffee beans
29:28hello
29:30hey buddy
29:31I got a big special
29:34surprise for you
29:38hey did you see there's a new season of grand designs?
29:42uh
29:43no
29:44no
29:45no I didn't
29:47wanna watch us tonight?
29:49unless you're busy and then I can just stick with the magazines
29:51don't
29:52I'm good
29:53I'm easy
29:53I'm free
29:55yeah
29:56I'm free
29:57cool
30:02um
30:04hey
30:05babe
30:07why don't we uh
30:10why don't we do that now?
30:13do what now?
30:15the tv thing
30:18we haven't finished putting the groceries away
30:21come right
30:22look
30:22you look so good today
30:26you've had even the mealworms?
30:27mm-hmm
30:32okay
30:33okay
30:39what?
30:41oh my god
30:42oh my god
30:43oh my god
30:44TK
30:44the thing was on me
30:46and you
30:46you didn't say anything?
30:48I'm sorry I didn't wanna scare you
30:49how did it get out?
30:50I don't know
30:50it crawled
30:51do not say it crawled
30:53TK
30:54where is it?
30:55I don't know these things are fast
30:57it could be anywhere
31:10so uh
31:11how long is he planning on staying?
31:14I guess until his plumbing situation is figured out
31:18what kind of plumbing situation?
31:20he says he's got some sort of mystery clog in his pipes
31:24oh
31:24I remember the last time we had a mystery clog
31:27it ended six months later with a jackhammer taken to the kitchen floor
31:31did you say six months?
31:33mm-hmm
31:33and an extra week to put the floor back together again
31:38listen
31:39Dave is nice
31:40okay
31:41he's nice
31:42and he's good with the baby
31:43and we've been saving on gas
31:45cause we've been carpooling to work
31:48okay so uh
31:49you mean to tell me that this man is there when you wake up in the morning
31:52and
31:54next to you
31:55on the drive into work
31:56and sitting beside you
31:58all day long at a desk
32:00and then back in the car with you on the way back home?
32:03okay Tom
32:04you know it's not as bad as you making it sound
32:06right now
32:07oh no then why are you here?
32:09right now?
32:10still in your work clothes?
32:12is it
32:12oh
32:12is he waiting for you in the car?
32:15Tommy
32:17no I ubered here okay
32:20I just let him take the car
32:22Gracie?
32:23I couldn't do it
32:24he's seen show tunes coming and going
32:26and I couldn't do Surrey with the fringe on top tonight
32:29okay Grace
32:31you need to kick that man off of your couch and out of your house
32:33yeah
32:34Tommy that's
32:35I would love to do that
32:36but I can't just kick him out onto the street T
32:39no
32:39kick him out into a hotel
32:40okay listen
32:42just hear me out okay
32:45the real test of Christian charity
32:47isn't when it's easy
32:48right?
32:49it's when it's hard
32:50oh don't do that
32:52look at you and Julius
32:53okay
32:53okay
32:54mm-hmm
32:54you put all that anger and pain and bad blood to the side
32:59to welcome an unwanted guest into your home
33:02the unwanted guest that cleans
33:04helps my girls with long division
33:06and is out right now with them at a movie
33:10he cleans Tommy?
33:12mm-hmm
33:13my point being that Julius isn't exactly taxing my Christian charity
33:17and listen I'll tell you something else listen to me
33:19yep
33:19girl
33:20yep
33:20you are not Jesus
33:22okay you need to relax your standards right here just a little bit
33:26oh Tommy you're loud
33:27yeah
33:27howdy y'all
33:28oh hey Jetty
33:30oh that was fast sweetheart
33:33there was no traffic there was no rush
33:35I just need like 10 minutes
33:37wow
33:37uh
33:39where's Charlie?
33:42she's with Uncle Dave
33:46let's go
33:47let's go
33:48go
33:52Dave?
33:54ah
33:55you're home
33:56Dave
33:57where's my child?
33:58sleeping peacefully in the crib
34:00I just put her down
34:00oh so she's fine
34:02oh she's loads better than fine
34:03who's that me?
34:04my friends
34:05I have some big news
34:06as of one hour ago
34:08Charlie is officially bipedal
34:13okay so what you're saying is
34:15our daughter took her first steps
34:17and we missed it
34:18oh no
34:18not to worry
34:19you didn't miss a thing
34:20I caught
34:22each and every moment of Charlie's first vertical foray
34:26on video
34:29Uncle Dave to the rescue
34:32come to me Charlie
34:34Charlie come to Uncle Dave
34:36you wanna come towards Uncle Dave
34:38wait wait let me get a good angle
34:40let me get a good angle for mum and dad
34:42oh
34:42yes
34:43you're doing it
34:44oh you're really doing it
34:46good girl
34:48that's fantastic
34:49good girl
34:50come to me Charlie
34:52come to me
34:52come to Uncle Dave
34:53what a moment
34:56it seems that in my excitement
34:58I may have accidentally flipped the camera
35:02well that's unfortunate
35:04isn't it
35:06yes ma'am
35:18he's gotta go don't he?
35:19yeah I think it's time
35:24so when are you gonna tell him?
35:34so Owen how would you like to start today's session?
35:38with an apology?
35:41turns out I'm terrified of clowns
35:44I see
35:45and what changed your mind?
35:47a close encounter with one
35:49I uh
35:51I am a
35:53chlorophobe
35:53I am chlorophobic
35:56chlorrophobic
35:57chlorophobic is the fear of chlorine
35:59oh well
36:00can't say I'm a fan of that either
36:02you should be proud of yourself Owen
36:04takes a lot of courage to admit something like that
36:06thank you
36:08and have you been able to give any more thought to
36:10what might be the cause of this phobia?
36:14yes
36:17in fact I think I know exactly where it came from
36:20is that so?
36:21mm-hmm
36:22so I told you that in one of my nightmares
36:24you were a clown
36:26yes I recall
36:26yeah but I didn't tell you what you said
36:30you called me sunny boy
36:32and uh
36:33that phrase has some significance for you
36:36there's only one person in the world
36:37that's ever called me sunny boy
36:40my father
36:42you've never mentioned him in here
36:43what can you tell me about him?
36:44not much
36:45haven't seen the man since I was 12
36:48and are you comfortable sharing
36:49what happened when you were 12?
36:51he abandoned the family
36:53do you remember how you felt
36:55when your family separated?
36:58shame
37:01terror
37:03rage
37:06am I to assume that you never got the chance to tell your father how you felt?
37:12no, no I
37:15I don't even think I was aware of it
37:18and um
37:20I've never talked to anybody about it until
37:24just this moment
37:26and how does that feel to finally say it out loud?
37:30some relief?
37:32I guess
37:33frankly not as
37:34as much as I would like
37:37and why do you think that is?
37:40well saying it out loud doesn't change
37:42what happened
37:44it doesn't change the fact that I
37:46don't have any relationship with him to this day
37:50well
37:50well
37:51then maybe I'm not the person you need to say it out loud too
38:00have a good night Grace
38:01you too Bree, drive safe
38:11okay Lord
38:13I pray you forgive me for what I'm about to do
38:17I just ask that you give
38:19Dave the strength to receive this
38:22and to be able to stand on his own two feet
38:27okay
38:33hey
38:35um
38:36you about ready?
38:37oh yeah
38:37almost finished Grace
38:39just give me
38:40one moment
38:41yeah yeah
38:42sure
38:42you take your time
38:48actually Dave
38:48um
38:50I think we should talk
38:54honestly
38:55I'm glad to hear you say that
38:57because
39:00I do too
39:01oh you do?
39:02yeah
39:03I want to preface this
39:04by saying that I am deeply grateful
39:06grateful for the hospitality that you and your family have given me
39:11I know you're coming from a good place
39:13and it's been a wonderful experience
39:16but it does feel a little bit
39:20smothering?
39:22smothering?
39:23well no that's not the right word
39:25what I mean is the family togetherness
39:29is
39:29is just a little bit suffocating
39:32yes
39:32okay
39:33yeah that means the same thing
39:35right
39:35what I'm trying to say is
39:36I crossed the Atlantic to escape my family together
39:39and it's so really
39:40it is on me
39:41and I should have turned down that initial invitation to dinner
39:45but I didn't because I thought that you didn't want me to say no
39:48and then Judd so graciously offered me the space on the couch
39:52and I didn't wish to disappoint him in the same way I don't want to disappoint you
39:54because
39:55I can't
39:57take anymore
39:59sorry
40:00if that came out wrong
40:03uh no
40:04how could it
40:05um
40:08listen Dave
40:09I was
40:10just trying to be of some service
40:13you'd lost a caller
40:14and you were hurting
40:15so
40:16I
40:17yeah
40:18I did
40:19but then I found out
40:20it wasn't my fault
40:22yeah
40:23yeah no of course
40:24it wasn't
40:25yeah no I mean it literally wasn't my fault
40:26turns out
40:27the flat owners
40:28were doing some remodeling
40:29and they didn't put the permits in
40:31and they didn't take those new papers to the city
40:33and so the blueprints
40:34weren't in the system
40:36so
40:37greed
40:38is to blame
40:39not me
40:40oh
40:40so then
40:41when did you find this out
40:43oh like the
40:44the day after
40:45so
40:46why didn't you say anything
40:47because you and Judd seemed like you
40:51were enjoying having a project
40:55and I didn't know how to bring it up anyway
40:58well it's out there now isn't it
40:59that boil has been lent so I think I'm just gonna go back to my place tonight
41:03but hold on I'm sorry so what about your plumbing issue
41:06if you can get by without a little hot water for now
41:09in fact I like my showers quite brisk
41:11oh
41:13okay
41:13I mean I just wouldn't have known the way you ran through our hot water
41:17well you might wanna look into upgrading
41:20because I suspect you have a tiny tank
41:22we will do that
41:24you're not angry
41:25you're not angry
41:26are you
41:26no
41:27I'm uh I'm not angry at all
41:30no hard feelings
41:31no
41:32no hard feelings
41:33and that is why they call her amazing grace ladies and gentlemen
41:37uh
41:38have a lovely evening
41:40you too Dave
41:41yes
41:48that was a lot of strength you gave him Lord
41:50like a whole lot
41:54I appreciate you though
42:05oh
42:07hey
42:08were we robbed?
42:10no
42:11I was looking for Lou
42:13oh
42:15I got him
42:17you got him?
42:19is he?
42:20what? no
42:21I didn't kill him
42:22he's right in there
42:23oh
42:24Lou
42:25I found him by the desk lamp
42:27I guess he was basking
42:30oh my god babe
42:31but
42:32I thought you hated him
42:33I do
42:36but
42:38I love you
42:39and
42:40and I love how big your heart is for bringing you into the streets
42:43I love you too
42:49we should bring him to the greenbelt
42:50and set him free right?
42:52I'm begging you
42:54okay yeah
43:04hello
43:04hello
43:04yes um
43:05I'm trying to reach Walter Strand
43:08oh I'm sorry
43:09he's not available
43:10is there a message I can give him?
43:16is there a message?
43:17that music cuck the park
43:22yes
43:22it's fair
43:42you really know
43:45yes
43:46well
43:47I got into it
43:54Transcription by CastingWords
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