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00:02According to witnesses, the sports car was due in excess of 120, lost control.
00:06It's a miracle no one else got hurt.
00:07He was objected?
00:08Yeah.
00:11Carjacker on a joyride.
00:13Not much joy there.
00:15We ain't seen no signs of life, Cap.
00:17Yeah, let's check him anyway.
00:18You think you can get to him from up there?
00:20It'd be easier to just run a ladder from down there.
00:22All right, let's do it.
00:25Hey, and Paul.
00:27Find a way to cover him up, carjacker or not.
00:30Those parents don't need to see him on evening news like this.
00:32Copy that, Cap.
00:34Tail, you're on guide wires.
00:36Captain, are we ready with the escort?
00:37We'll be prepped and ready with the girl.
00:42Oh, great.
00:44Oh, Brian.
00:47You got a problem with it?
00:48Me? No.
00:49Pretty sure he doesn't even know who I am.
00:52He, uh, he's not a big fan of firefighters.
01:02Who's in charge?
01:05That would be me.
01:10Can I help you, officer?
01:12Sergeant O'Brien.
01:14Captain Stranding.
01:15Oh, you're the 126.
01:18Well, you've been in the news a lot lately, Captain.
01:21You, uh, you tell him where to go,
01:23or do you just bring him along with you these days?
01:25Do you have a problem here?
01:26You need to move your truck.
01:27Move my truck?
01:30You're the big, red, shiny one.
01:31I need you to move it.
01:33Yeah, we're kind of in the middle of something.
01:34Yeah.
01:35The road.
01:37You've got the entire artery shut down
01:39with traffic backed up for over two miles.
01:41Why don't you take your truck, move it to the side,
01:43and you can be special right over there.
01:48I will move my truck when we're done here.
01:52And not a minute before.
01:57You are in violation of section 546-007B.
02:03Nuisance obstruction on a thoroughfare.
02:06You've got 30 days to pay the fine or contest it.
02:09Sign here.
02:23You have a great day.
02:27Hey, officer.
02:31You have a great day, too.
02:42Let's get back to work.
02:46This is going to be great.
02:48This is going to work out really well.
02:57Good morning, Brie.
02:58Hey, Grace.
02:59You want a cup?
03:00Yes, please.
03:01How was the weekend?
03:02Mm.
03:03Is it bad?
03:04I'm thanking God it's Monday.
03:06Uh-oh.
03:08Well, Miss Charlie, she cut her first tooth, so, you know, it wasn't a whole lot of peace in the
03:13Ryder Valley.
03:14Well, for the next eight hours, all you have to worry about are other people's problems, so you can relax.
03:19And she looks at me with this look.
03:22Oh!
03:24It almost makes me want to burn home to the little monster now.
03:28I said almost.
03:29Mm-hmm.
03:30You have a good one, Brie.
03:32You, too, Grace.
03:45Uh, excuse me.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Hey, so, this is actually my seat.
03:54Uh, I wasn't aware we were assigned stations.
03:57Well, I guess, technically speaking, we're not, but I've been working at this desk for over 60 years now.
04:03Really?
04:04Because I've been sitting here for nine.
04:07Grace, you met Dave from Graveyard?
04:09He'll be filling in on day shift until Alice gets back from her knee surgery.
04:13Dave Sheffield, this is Grace Ryder.
04:16Amazing, Grace!
04:17Ah, I've heard the tales.
04:19It's great to put a face to the name.
04:21Nice to meet you, Dave.
04:23Um, what?
04:24So, nine years at this desk?
04:26Five nights a week.
04:29Oh.
04:30Listen, I can move stations if you want.
04:32I don't want to muscle in on anyone else's turf.
04:34No, it's okay.
04:35I see you've, um, you've already set up your dolls.
04:39I just like my space to feel lived in.
04:41Okay.
04:42Well, you are certainly living in it, aren't you?
04:44Station 13's open.
04:49Uh-huh.
04:52Okay.
04:53Thank you, Sarah.
04:54Mm-hmm.
04:55It's nice to meet you, Dave.
04:57You too.
04:58It's a grace.
04:59How about that?
05:10That is lucky trash.
05:13Come on.
05:14It's out.
05:15Hey, guys.
05:16What's up, Carlos?
05:16Hi, babe.
05:17Perfect timing.
05:17You want next?
05:18No.
05:19I'm in the middle of a shift.
05:20So are we.
05:23Hey.
05:24What's going on?
05:27I take you guys didn't see it yet.
05:29See what?
05:36A local fire captain went viral today when he did what many commuters could only dream of.
05:42He ripped up a police officer.
05:43Bam.
05:44I like that.
05:45Yeah, yeah.
05:46Cashmoke from good.
05:47You guys, this isn't funny.
05:49No, it's hilarious.
05:51No, guys.
05:51It's kind of not.
05:52I mean, it's worse than New York, but it's sort of the same all over.
05:55What are you talking about?
05:57I'm just talking about red versus blue.
05:59You know, a lot of police don't like us.
06:01It's a real rivalry thing.
06:04It's just, they're just jealous.
06:07Well, I'm not sure if that's the right word.
06:09Oh, no, that is the right word.
06:10I mean, it's like that in Chicago, too.
06:12Nobody's happy to see the cops coming, but they cheer when we turn up.
06:16Look, I know how hard you guys work, but to a lot of cops, you guys seem a little lazy.
06:22Excuse me.
06:22We lazy?
06:23We the one jumping out with somebody.
06:24Come on.
06:26Okay, okay, okay, okay.
06:27You guys, well, you know, to an outsider, it might seem like you guys spend a lot of your time
06:31sleeping,
06:34cooking, playing games, maybe sliding down a pole every once in a while.
06:39Okay, that's ridiculous.
06:39I am offended.
06:40We do not even have a pole.
06:42Let's get one, though.
06:43Oh, hey, hey, hey.
06:43Cap said he was thinking about getting us a nice slide, though.
06:46A slide?
06:46No way.
06:47Ah, see, Cap is the goat.
06:47That's awesome.
06:48That is awesome.
06:49I'm just saying, Captain poked a bear today.
06:53O'Brien's going to have it out for all of you, so just be careful.
06:59Big scary bear.
07:00Here's the ticket.
07:01You want a big scary bear?
07:04I don't know about you, but I am starving.
07:07Oh, you're starving.
07:08I'm in the middle of an intermittent fast.
07:10All I'm allowed, apple cider vinegar.
07:12You know the secret to getting through a good fast, don't you?
07:14No, what?
07:16Eat a little something.
07:19Now, I know I put potato salad in the fridge.
07:23Guys, have y'all seen?
07:26Is this yours?
07:30It's fine.
07:31I'm so sorry.
07:33It didn't have a name on it, and I thought it was community, because that's the way that
07:36we roll in Graveyard.
07:37Don't worry about it.
07:38It's all good.
07:38It's okay.
07:39No, no, no, no.
07:39Here you go.
07:41I only took two bites.
07:43Three bites.
07:44Dave, it's really okay.
07:45You enjoy what's left.
07:47Oh, I'd feel terrible if this wasn't so tasty.
07:51I will say, though, you're quite the little cook.
07:56My husband made that, actually.
07:58And, uh, for the record, not so little.
08:04Lazy.
08:05I'd like to see her average police officer run an inch and a half up 35 flights of stairs.
08:10Girl, how could they?
08:11Their hands are filled with donuts.
08:12Hey.
08:13All right.
08:14Just look.
08:16Let's not overheat this whole rivalry thing, right?
08:19They're first responders, just like us.
08:21At the end of the day, we're on the same team.
08:23Yeah, but that doesn't mean they're not babies who whine and cry every time they don't get
08:27what they want.
08:29Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:30Oh!
08:30Hey!
08:31Yo!
08:31What?
08:31Is that our truck?
08:34What the hell?
08:35What are you doing?
08:36You parked in a fire lane.
08:38It's a fire truck.
08:40Whoa.
08:41Whoa.
08:42Where is the fire?
08:44Transportation code 545302.
08:47An operator may not stop, stand, or park their vehicle within 30 feet of a public entrance,
08:52driveway, or safety zone.
08:53Once the fine has been paid, you may retrieve your vehicle from the impact.
09:02You all have a great day.
09:15Uber?
09:22I'm telling you, they put a scratch on this thing.
09:29Dad, remember what they taught you in anger management?
09:31Deep, centering breaths.
09:32I'm not angry.
09:33Oh, yeah?
09:34Because the veins in your neck are a little bulgy.
09:36No, I'm concerned.
09:37I'm concerned the APD has got a moron with a God complex locking up emergency vehicles.
09:42Yeah, Owen is right.
09:43What if a call had come in?
09:44I mean, someone could have gotten hurt.
09:46Or worse.
09:47Exactly.
09:48Somebody needs to take this guy down a peg.
09:50That's right.
09:51Let's go, man.
09:51Guys, please don't encourage him.
09:52That son of a bitch!
09:54What?
09:54What is it?
09:55Look, someone keyed the rig.
09:56Look!
09:58Are you kidding me?
10:00All right, you see this?
10:02This is war.
10:08You're calling from 441 Fairview Drive, is that correct?
10:11Yes.
10:12Okay, police are on the way.
10:13Am I speaking to Ron Betancourt?
10:15No, that's my dad.
10:17I'm Duncan.
10:18Okay, Duncan, is your dad around?
10:20Can't hide from me.
10:21Where the hell are you?
10:23He's the one trying to kill me.
10:29Hey, I have a minor hiding in the residencies as his dad's trying to kill him.
10:34Okay, Duncan, listen.
10:35The police will be there soon.
10:36Can you tell me where you are?
10:37In my parents' closet.
10:39Did your father have a weapon?
10:40A baseball bat?
10:42Can't hide from me!
10:43I was asleep.
10:45He pulled me out of my bed and started attacking me.
10:48I hit him with the lamp that I hid.
10:50Is there anybody else in the house?
10:51No.
10:52What did you do with my son, you son of a bitch?
10:55Did he say, what did you do with my son?
10:57Duncan, was your father talking to you?
10:59He's acting like he doesn't know me.
11:01He said I broke into the house.
11:04Some kind of psychosis.
11:05All alert, PD, it's a possible 5150 in months and background.
11:08Okay.
11:09Does your father have a history of mental illness or substance abuse?
11:12No, nothing like that.
11:15Show yourself!
11:16Duncan, listen, can you get out of the house?
11:18I'm on the second floor.
11:21And I can't get past this.
11:22Okay, then I need you to get to a room with a lock, like a bathroom.
11:26Oh, okay.
11:27I'll try.
11:31Car, one nine or seven.
11:32What's your ETA on 441 Fairview?
11:34Six minutes out.
11:38Hey!
11:39Where's my son?
11:40He's dead!
11:42Open the door!
11:43If you want him, I will do it.
11:45Open the door!
11:46I will break this door down!
11:49Duncan?
11:50Tell me what's happening.
11:51Oh, my God, Jeremy!
11:52I mean, like, there is bathrooms.
11:54I locked the door, but open this door now!
11:56Why is this happening?
11:57I need you to go through all those bathroom drawers and tell me what you see.
12:01Okay, you want to go?
12:02Brushes?
12:03Uh, jars and stuff?
12:04I don't know.
12:05Um, scissors, the curling iron.
12:08Okay.
12:08Grab the scissors.
12:10Why?
12:11Duncan, when he comes through that door, you're going to need to defend yourself.
12:14Open the door!
12:16He's my dad!
12:17Open the door!
12:19I know, sweetie, but he doesn't seem to know that right now, and you may not have a choice.
12:23Ron Bettencourt, 48, no criminal history.
12:25Was he in an accident recently?
12:27Yes, last week.
12:29He and his wife were hit by a drunk driver.
12:31She was killed.
12:33Ron survived.
12:34Ask the kid if the dad got a TBI in that accident.
12:37I'm sorry, what?
12:38Trust, trust, no.
12:41Duncan!
12:41Duncan!
12:42Duncan, was your father hurt in the car accident that took your mom?
12:46Oh, he's getting in!
12:48Duncan, did he get a head injury?
12:50I think, yeah.
12:51Concussion, I think.
12:56Jeremy, open the damn door!
13:02Open this damn door!
13:03It's me!
13:04It's Duncan!
13:05Duncan, listen.
13:05I think I know what's going on, but I need you to get in the shower.
13:08It is very important that you stay out of his line of sight.
13:11What?
13:12Sweet.
13:12Just do it now, okay?
13:13At the shower.
13:14And if there's a curtain, close it.
13:17Oh...
13:18Open the door!
13:19I'm in the shower.
13:21You're a liar!
13:22Where is he?
13:35Good.
13:36Hi, my name is Grace Ryder.
13:37I'm a dispatcher with Austin 911.
13:39I have your son, Duncan, on the line.
13:41Duncan?
13:41Say hi to your father.
13:43Dad?
13:44Duncan?
13:45Is that you, son?
13:47Yeah, Dad, it's me.
13:49Where are you?
13:51I'm in the bathroom.
13:52He's got you in there?
13:53No, no!
13:54I'm the only one in here!
13:57I don't understand.
13:59Mr. Betancourt, I believe you're suffering from something called Capgras Syndrome.
14:03It's a condition caused by a head injury that affects visual recognition.
14:07It causes a person to believe that their loved one has been replaced by an imposter.
14:12That's crazy.
14:14Yeah, it certainly sounds crazy, uh, but it is true.
14:17The sound of that loved one's voice is the only thing that could snap them out of it,
14:22um, but in order for it to work, they have to be completely out of their line of sight.
14:27Oh, God.
14:30I knew I killed him.
14:32It's okay.
14:32It's not your fault, Ron.
14:34But I do need you to put the bat down, okay?
14:37Bat's down.
14:38Turn the bat down!
14:40Turn it down!
14:51Oh, you're bleeding.
14:54I'm so...
14:56I'm so sorry.
14:57Come here.
14:58I'm so sorry.
15:05Grace, please tell the cops I don't want them to arrest him.
15:07He's not going to get arrested, sweetie.
15:09He's going to get treated.
15:11Everything's going to be okay, all right?
15:17You're welcome, sweetheart.
15:18You're welcome.
15:22Good job.
15:31Guys, what happened?
15:32Fire?
15:32I hear the, uh, bell.
15:34What's going on?
15:34I figured it out.
15:36Figured what out?
15:36How we're going to get our revenge.
15:40Softball.
15:42Signed us up for the Interdepartmental Softball League, because it turns out that Martinette
15:47Sergeant O'Brien is the captain of the APD's undefeated all-star softball team.
15:53We are going to challenge them to a game.
15:56We're going to challenge our undefeated team to a softball game?
15:59Yep.
16:00Well, what's the plan?
16:02To defeat them.
16:03You sure that's a good idea, Cap?
16:05Better be.
16:06I already ordered the jerseys.
16:08All right.
16:09You guys, you look terrible.
16:12Get some sleep.
16:13You're going to need it.
16:20Hey, babe.
16:21Hmm?
16:22I found my lucky glove.
16:23Oh, that's nice.
16:24Yeah.
16:25This is a, uh, this is a Ryder family heirloom.
16:28Daddy played with this one, and then Pop Laird played with it before him.
16:31Mm-hmm.
16:32And I know it don't look like much, but once I get a little, uh, oil sprinkled onto it,
16:37it's going to be good as new.
16:38Mm-hmm.
16:42Grace.
16:43Mm-hmm.
16:44Do you mind me asking why you're autographing your yogurt?
16:48I am claiming what's mine, so that Dave doesn't get confused while he's rummaging
16:54through the refrigerator looking for an afternoon snack.
16:56Dave, the new dispatcher?
16:58I mean, he's not new, but yes.
17:03And, uh, I take it you ain't a fan?
17:07I'm not.
17:11He took my seat.
17:13Mm-hmm.
17:14Set up some toys like he was some old bitty playing church bingo.
17:17That's not even the part that bothered me.
17:19The worst part is that he jumped in on one of my calls, like I was a trainee or something.
17:24Did you tell him to butt out?
17:27If I'm being honest.
17:28Mm-hmm.
17:30It was probably good that he did.
17:31He helped save a child's life.
17:35Is that a bad thing?
17:36No, it's not a bad thing.
17:38It's just I would have gotten there on my own.
17:42Mm-hmm.
17:42Eventually.
17:45Girl, you got a competitive streak in you.
17:48It's about a mile wide.
17:49Oh, me?
17:51Mm-hmm.
17:52I'm not the one, uh, oil in a glove.
17:55Well, you might want to borrow the old lucky glove.
17:58Huh?
17:59Maybe you can catch a few more calls and Dave.
18:02Are you coming at me right now like this?
18:06No, no, no.
18:06Because we can go if you want to.
18:08No, I ain't trying to get on David's level.
18:09Maybe I ought to give you a boxing glove.
18:11You think this is funny?
18:14No, no, no, no.
18:15What I think is that if there's somebody in that call center
18:19that can give old Grace Ryder, you know, run for her money,
18:22then Austin's in good hands.
18:26They're in nasty, orange-stained hands.
18:30Grace.
18:31Wasn't it Peter who said that God grants grace
18:36to the humble?
18:37Oh, okay.
18:39Well, excuse me.
18:40So you're telling me that you're going to be just fine
18:43if those cops kick y'all's tails all over that softball diamond?
18:46Well, I ain't going to like it.
18:50But I'll just come back and play better next time.
18:54Sun Tzu said if you know your enemy and yourself,
18:58you need not worry about a thousand battles.
19:00I wonder what Sun Tzu's earned run average was.
19:04Yeah, look who's up.
19:08All right, okay.
19:10Well, make sure we pitch him inside.
19:13Oh, he's a switch hitter.
19:15Great.
19:16That son of a...
19:22She's, where'd that ball go?
19:23No, somewhere near the Oklahoma state line.
19:27You're so dead.
19:31I have an idea.
19:33Why don't we burn down our firehouse again
19:35and tell them that we lost our jerseys?
19:37Or we can do this.
19:39We can cheat.
19:40Okay, well, not actually, like, cheat, cheat,
19:43but bring in a ringer.
19:44A ringer?
19:44I love a ringer.
19:46Do you have a candidate?
19:47I do.
19:47Have someone in mind.
19:48Terrific.
19:49Mm-hmm.
19:49Don't get too excited, though,
19:50because this won't be pleasant.
19:55We so appreciate you coming in today, Piers,
19:58especially considering how we parted ways the last time.
20:02Can't say I'm shocked you have an opening,
20:04given the cowboy culture here.
20:06Well, we can assure you we have changed our cowboy ways.
20:09She's absolutely right.
20:10The 126 is a brand-new fire station.
20:12Because your old one burned to the ground.
20:14Mm-hmm.
20:17Touché.
20:18No, uh, it's a rebuilding year,
20:20and we can't think of any other medic
20:22that we'd rather have help us rebuild.
20:24You just have a couple questions on your resume.
20:27Um, Rhodes Scholar, um, Senior Medic at the Capitol,
20:32um, All-American Center Fielder at Vanderbilt.
20:36That's right.
20:37Yeah.
20:37You don't happen to remember your slugging percentage, do you?
20:42My what?
20:43The amount of basis per at-bat.
20:45460? 475?
20:47550.
20:48Five?
20:48Wow, that's impressive.
20:50Why?
20:51Listen, um, I'm just gonna be blunt.
20:53It was a mistake letting you go.
20:55Well, you didn't let me go. I quit.
20:55Well, either way, that's in the past,
20:57and we're prepared to do whatever it takes.
21:01I don't know.
21:03Adequately satisfied working over at the 114.
21:05What would it take for you to be supremely satisfied
21:07working at the 126?
21:08A 15% raise.
21:10That, um, that's gonna be tricky with the...
21:13We'll find the money.
21:13Great, because I'll also need gas mileage,
21:15and I want work weekends,
21:16and I want three personal days a month
21:19I'm training to climb Denali.
21:21That's a lot of hands.
21:22Listen, if that's a deal-breaker...
21:24No, no, no, no, no, no.
21:25We will make this work.
21:27We're a team.
21:28We're one big team.
21:29Speaking of which,
21:30what size jersey do you wear?
21:31What?
21:48Where is he?
21:49I mean, you'd think a guy that tightly wound
21:51would at least be punctual.
21:52Straight to voicemail.
21:53Unbelievable.
21:54The ringer turned off his ringer.
21:55Hey, Pierce, it's, uh, it's Captain Tommy Vega again.
21:59Uh, we're just wondering where you are.
22:01Let us know.
22:03Hey, Strand, I thought I'd give your friends a call.
22:07You ready to get your ass handed to you?
22:09Hey, man, we're firefighters.
22:11We're born ready, all right?
22:12And if there's gonna be any ass handing today,
22:15it's gonna be my hand on your ass.
22:17Did he just say it?
22:19Wow.
22:24Should we stall?
22:25You know what?
22:26We don't need a ringer.
22:27You know what?
22:28Because we got them.
22:28They've literally been through the fire together.
22:31A tornado did knock them down,
22:32and neither were these donut eaters.
22:35But 126, we got this.
22:37Damn right.
22:40Have you tried texting them?
22:42Yeah, right now.
22:43Play ball!
22:44Here we go, here we go now.
22:46Here we go.
22:46Good, good, good, good, good.
22:48Here we go.
22:49Good swing.
22:50Shake it right.
22:51You got this.
22:52So close.
22:52Got it.
22:57Strike one.
22:59Strike two.
23:01Strike three.
23:04Come on, come on, come on.
23:07Shake it off.
23:08Come on, come on.
23:38Oh, it's right here.
23:39I'm right here.
23:40Go!
23:41Oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
23:49Ba, la, la, la.
23:50Ba, la, la, la.
23:52Come on.
23:53At work.
23:54Ba, la, la, la.
24:00Go, number two.
24:01Right, let's go.
24:02Let's see.
24:03Damn.
24:03Come on.
24:04Go.
24:05That's all right.
24:05Okay, you got this.
24:06Come on, ain't no picture.
24:13Nancy, Nancy, come on.
24:14I need you to back.
24:15Nancy?
24:15You all right?
24:16I probably should have mentioned this before.
24:19I suck.
24:20What do you mean, you suck?
24:21I mean, look at you.
24:22You're a powerhouse.
24:23In high school, they used to call me the big whiff.
24:25You're gonna be fine.
24:26It's okay.
24:26Let's go, come on.
24:27You can do it.
24:28Let's go, let's go.
24:29You got this.
24:31I don't have any outs.
24:32Don't have new runs, either.
24:33You got it.
24:34Woo-hoo!
24:35Visualize!
24:36Here we go.
24:37The pitcher!
24:41Strike one!
24:43Strike two!
24:45Strike three!
24:46You're out!
24:46Here we go now, here we go.
24:47Owen?
24:48Owen?
24:49Mateo!
24:49Yeah?
24:49Get Pierce's jersey ready.
24:51Oh, hey, all right.
24:53Hey!
24:54Where you been?
24:55I was arrested.
24:56Arrested?
24:57You were arrested?
24:58Well, not arrested.
24:58I was detained.
24:59I got pulled over.
25:00For what?
25:00A rolling stop.
25:02Did you roll?
25:02Hey!
25:03I never roll.
25:04They held me in the back of a police cruiser for an hour and then just let me go.
25:11Cheaters.
25:11All right, Mateo, give him this jersey.
25:14Oh, wait a minute.
25:16This jersey says Pierce.
25:17P-I-E-R-C-E.
25:19My name's Pierce.
25:20P-E-A-R-C-E.
25:22It's a nickname.
25:23Mm-hmm.
25:23Because you Pierce.
25:24You Pierce.
25:25You just...
25:26You know what?
25:26I don't care.
25:27Whatever.
25:27Wear it inside out.
25:28Doesn't matter to me.
25:29We need you up there.
25:29Come on.
25:30Let's go!
25:30Let's go!
25:31Let's go!
25:31Let's go!
25:32Let's go!
25:33Let's go!
25:35Let's go!
25:37Let's go!
25:38Uh-oh!
25:52Go!
25:53Slender the light
25:54When I come into the bedroom
25:57Cause I'm the king of the castle
25:59Turn me on, turn me loose
26:01Try to hit it and come get some of this
26:04Don't get the key on go
26:05Baby let me turn go, never ever let go
26:07Keep it so loud, you be hitting like a shun
26:09Do it, fuck so loud
26:11Baby come, baby, come, come
26:13Come, baby, come, baby, come
26:15Come, you gotta get me lovin' and you gotta get me some
26:18Then I move it back so you can pump it
26:20Two balls and a bat
26:21My bitch, I wear a hat, slidin' at the home base
26:24Tryna hit the home run swing
26:25Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da-ba-da
26:27Come, baby, come, baby, baby, come, come
26:29Come, baby, come, baby, come
26:31When you gotta get me lovin' and you gotta get me some
26:34Baby gotta get me lovin' and you gotta get me some
26:36Bring it up, bring it up, come on
26:38Bring it up, bring it up, come on
26:43Boom!
26:44One to go, here we go now. Alright, here we go.
26:47Who's next? We got...
26:48Uh-oh, um...
26:50Let's go, Nancy, let's go!
26:52Let's go!
26:53Alright, Nancy. You got this.
26:56Come on. Come on, Nancy.
26:58Grab that. Grab that. Come on.
27:00Now listen to me. I want you to choke up.
27:03He likes the outside of the plate.
27:05Look at me.
27:06You really are a powerhouse.
27:09Come on, you got this.
27:10She got this!
27:11Here we go! Easy hitter, let's go.
27:15Bring it in.
27:15Tying right at the plate.
27:16Weigh in, let's go.
27:19Come on, Nancy.
27:20Alright, everybody, this is the game.
27:22Easy out.
27:23Drinks are on me.
27:34Strike one!
27:35Alright, that's right. Good swing.
27:37Good swing. Very nice swing.
27:39Let's try out.
27:41Strike two!
27:43Yeah!
27:45Level it out.
27:47Level it out and breathe.
27:49Here we go.
27:52If you're gonna whiff, whiff big.
28:03What's the thing?
28:05Errrrr, can't you?
28:13You can't stand up.
28:14No, no, no.
28:23So, you can't, you can't stand up.
28:24Where are people?
28:24I'll be right back.
28:24It's going.
28:24Oh, no.
28:24How the person is going.
28:39what was that was what he tripped her he didn't trip her she tripped over her own feet she tripped
28:44on his foot when he tripped her okay all right hang on guys everybody everybody sure about this
28:49yeah yeah no i'm i'm i'm diffusing i'm diffusing the elk made the call strand yeah it was a bad
28:54call i'm not gonna argue it but how about this no extra innings it's tie we all go home as
29:00friends
29:00sounds like a man who sees a writing on the wall what's that supposed to mean well you know we're
29:04about to mop the floor with you hose jockeys
29:27tell me you're getting this
29:39uh we uh can't say how much we regret the things that uh transpired on our watch and
29:46we understand that you're upset and disappointed as well we are ashamed and very sorry well you
29:56should be first you lure me to the station on false pretenses you misspell my name in print
30:01then you start a full-on donny brook like a bunch of goons goons donny brook oh really really you're
30:09mocking me you know what you two deserve each other you both have zero impulse control well i'd rather
30:14be impulsive than be a coward what's that supposed to mean when you tell me pierce how are you the
30:18only one to emerge from a full-blown donny brook without a scratch because i'm an expert at evasive
30:23maneuvers yeah i'd say i watched you head for the hills the second everything started to jump off okay
30:28you know what i don't have to take this i quit again and i expect my full salary and benefits
30:33and
30:33you can expect to hear from my union rep don't ever call me again don't worry we won't unless it's
30:40a
30:40coward 9-1-1 what's your emergency i need someone to pick me up sir this isn't uber i'm not
30:48looking
30:48for that kind of ride my boys will be here in three hours make sure someone finds me before they
30:56do
30:56i see sir can i get your name and address please matt russell 293 clearview apartment 12 12 b okay
31:07matt
31:07my name is dave paramedics are on the way now you sound a little bit impaired have you taken anything
31:16today it doesn't matter matters to me matt have you done something to hurt yourself don't worry about it
31:24just make sure that my boys don't find me rescue 126 possible overdose trying to determine substance
31:35matt in order for my team to best help you i need to know what you took i said don't
31:41worry about it
31:42i'm not looking for that kind of help okay fair enough can you tell me a little bit about your
31:47boys
31:50brandon is 11 brian is six and where are they now with their mother and her new husband i'm sure
31:59that
32:00brandon and brian don't want to lose their dad they have got a better dad now i'm sure they love
32:08spending time with you no they do not you're wrong you don't know them matt
32:18i was them
32:21i lost my dad when i was 10
32:25really
32:26and let me tell you something you don't get over something like that
32:29and maybe it would have been different if it were a disease or an accident but
32:42he chose to leave he did that on purpose
32:48so i spent the rest of my life trying to save others wondering why i wasn't enough
32:56wondering why he didn't love me enough to stay and
33:02and it hurts
33:06it never stops hurting so let me tell you something matt
33:13you think some man is gonna take your place no one is gonna take your place
33:19hey dave are you okay and if you leave you're gonna leave a hole
33:24that no one else can fill so don't
33:28don't do that to your boys
33:32i took sleeping pills
33:34when
33:36when did you take the pills
33:3810 minutes ago
33:40all right
33:42i'm gonna
33:47breathe call an ambulance i think he's having a heart attack
33:49dave
33:50i need you to stay with dave
33:54dave look at me the paramedics are on their way okay cool man sleeping pills
34:00joel pick up dave's line no no no no you you it needs to be you
34:06okay joel come help dave i'll take the call what what just keep from talking to ems lands
34:11hey matt my name is grace i'm gonna help you okay where's dave i thought he hung up on me
34:18no nobody's
34:59i'm gonna have a gag reflex to empty your stomach okay
35:03matt matt are you there i got a pulse he's coming back matt are you there still
35:10matt are you with me what's up
35:13matt
35:15matt
35:19i'm gonna have a pulse
35:19hello dispatch rescue 126 here 126 what's the patient status
35:24the patient is gonna be all right his living room rug
35:27not so much
35:28not so much
35:29it's okay
35:30yeah
35:32we did it
35:53i'm gonna have a pulse
35:57i'm gonna have a pulse
36:03threw in a flash grenade, and started the fire.
36:05Keystone cop strike again.
36:07You smell that?
36:08Oh, yeah. That's that sticky-icky.
36:10Woof!
36:11Smells like Willie Nelson's tour bus.
36:13All right, everybody, mask up.
36:15I don't want you failing your drug tests.
36:17Paul, Marjan, open those rollers up.
36:20Start ventilating the place.
36:22Judd, Mateo, get the 2 1⁄2-inch line,
36:24start to knock down the flames.
36:25Hey, Cap, you might want to help them out.
36:33Officers?
36:34Everything all right?
36:36We're good.
36:38Yeah, those are the suspects?
36:40Yep. We got all the bad boys.
36:43The guys.
36:46That's Sergeant O'Brien's bike. Where is he?
36:48Uh, I don't know.
36:50He was with us... inside.
36:54You may have a victim inside.
37:01Brian!
37:03Hello?
37:05Hello?
37:08Hello?
37:13Brian!
37:17What are you doing?
37:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop.
37:20Look, look at this. Look at this.
37:21Look at this.
37:22It's orange, it's big, it's alive, it's even everything.
37:26Yeah, it's fire.
37:28Oh.
37:29Come on!
37:30You've been exposed to a toxic cloud,
37:31and I gotta get you out of here.
37:35You guys walk into this every day.
37:37You're so brave.
37:39Walking in is the easy part.
37:41Walking out is hard.
37:44Come on, I got you. Let's get out of here.
38:03You're better, we're better here.
38:04That's an awful lot of things.
38:04Aw, there we go!
38:05You're better there.
38:12IゃI 양arer, I guess.
38:12Come on.
38:13You're better there.
38:17You're better.
38:22Yes, you're better than you're better than we are.
38:22Then come on, we ought to try.
38:23요� lord, what a choice.
38:24You're better than you're better than you're better than you've a man.
38:24Because you're better than you, or you might not live when you're football.
38:24On your right.
38:25Do we have to watch this?
38:55We lay down our lives for them, and I know that they would do the same for us.
38:59Hey, Cap, taking the high road.
39:01Yeah, I just told the truth.
39:03Yeah, well, let's hope the Donut Patrol saw it.
39:06Oh, believe me, we saw it.
39:12Sergeant O'Brien, you're here.
39:17Well, I wanted to come here in person, and thank you.
39:22The APD owes the 126 a debt of gratitude, and you have my word, we are gonna honor that.
39:33Anyway, you folks have a great day.
39:37Hang on a second, because usually that phrase is accompanied by a ticket.
39:45Not this time.
39:47As far as that little dust-up at the ballpark, we're all good.
39:51Yeah, we're good.
39:54Although I am open to a rematch.
39:56Well, tell you what, why don't we start with dinner?
39:58What do you say?
39:59Come on, guys, let's go.
40:01Well, I heard you firefighters know how to eat.
40:03See, here you go again.
40:05Yeah, it ain't Bearclaw and gas station coffee, but, you know.
40:09Donut jokes, I get it, I get it.
40:11Hey, boys, where's the fire pole?
40:13Oh.
40:14We don't have a fire pole.
40:15We are thinking of putting in a slide, though.
40:16Right, guys?
40:17Yeah.
40:18Have a seat.
40:20Oh, thank you very much.
40:26Hi, Dave.
40:28You, uh, you up for a few visitors?
40:31Yeah!
40:32I'd be up for that.
40:33Uh, especially if someone has brought me some more of that delicious potato salad.
40:39For a man recovering from a coronary?
40:41No, Dave, I didn't bring you potato salad.
40:43This is kale and lemon vinaigrette.
40:46But it's super tangy.
40:47Oh, well, I will save that for later.
40:51Um, thank you all for saving my life.
40:56Uh, any word from Matt, the father who OD'd?
40:59Yeah.
41:00Actually, they are expecting him to make a full recovery.
41:02Ah!
41:03See?
41:03I knew I left him in good hands.
41:05The best hands.
41:06That's right.
41:06I appreciate it, Dave.
41:08You know, I, um, I was sorry to hear about your dad.
41:14My father.
41:15You know, taking his own life.
41:18What?
41:18Oh!
41:20Oh, no, no.
41:21I made that up.
41:22My father's, like, playing shuffleboard nine hours a day in Boca.
41:27What?
41:28You are something else.
41:29You know that.
41:30We're gonna miss you at day shift.
41:32Ah, you won't.
41:34No, we will.
41:34No, I mean, I'm switching to day shift.
41:36Full time.
41:37Wait, are you kidding?
41:38No.
41:39Doc says graveyard is bad for my ticker.
41:41That and trans fats.
41:43So, we're together for the long haul.
41:46Well, how about that?
41:48Yeah, so you just keep my seat warm until I get back.
41:50Okay?
41:54Let's go.
41:55Bread, bread.
41:56Hey, Mateo.
41:57Shoot it.
41:57Let's go.
41:58Hey, Mateo.
41:59Hey, man, come on.
41:59Don't be throwing by me.
42:00Don't be throwing by me.
42:01Oh, guys, guys.
42:02Guys, I think it's her.
42:03I think it's her.
42:06Hey.
42:07Hey.
42:08Nailed it, Nancy, everybody.
42:10Nailed it, Nancy in the house.
42:11Hey.
42:12Why are you all calling me that?
42:14Well, because the big whiff doesn't apply to you anymore.
42:17What is this?
42:18I thought we were playing Catan.
42:20No.
42:20This is your trophy ceremony.
42:24For what?
42:25For being the MVP.
42:27MVP.
42:28MVP.
42:30MVP.
42:31On behalf of the 126, I'd like to present to you the most valuable player award.
42:36You guys, you did not have to do this.
42:39But we didn't even win the game.
42:41Yeah, but neither did the cops.
42:43Double forfeit, baby.
42:44Their first loss in history.
42:46Go.
42:46Who does he?
42:47Who does he?
42:48Who does he?
42:48Who does he?
42:49Okay, well.
42:51You know.
42:52Step into my cheese board.
42:54Hello.
42:55Hello, hello, hello, hello.
42:56Do you need it?
42:58Well, yes.
42:59She's a celebrity.
43:06It's my mom.
43:08What, tell her to say hi?
43:11She's...
43:13She's dead.
43:14I'm a friend.
43:39I'm a friend.
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