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00:02911, what's your emergency?
00:03It's so hot! I'm burning up!
00:05Help is on the way.
00:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:09Someone's not right.
00:11Is she getting hot in here?
00:13Or is it just me?
00:17Hot, baby!
00:20So hot in here!
00:23So hot in here!
00:24So hot in here!
00:27Oh!
00:40I swear to God, if this chick hits me with her look-at-me wand, one more time, I'm gonna
00:43duck her.
00:44Or we could just leave.
00:45No way! If I have to turn 30, Apex apps are my presence.
00:52Hey, you can't see!
00:59Yo, Dad, down in front!
01:04Back off!
01:04It's her day.
01:06Actually, it's my birthday.
01:07Oh, well, happy birthday, Grandma.
01:13Is that one morning?
01:14What's your emergency?
01:14Yeah, send help!
01:15They're out of control!
01:16Oh, no! Not the tiara!
01:18Cool off, bitch!
01:19Oh!
01:23Whoa.
01:24All right, Paul, Marjan, why don't you work the crowd?
01:26See if you can treat some of these people to lighten the load for medical.
01:30Proby!
01:30Yes, sir.
01:31Go up to the champagne room.
01:32Always something bad going on up there.
01:33How would you know that?
01:34That is not important.
01:35Make a hole! Make a hole!
01:36Excuse me, excuse me.
01:38Stop!
01:39Don't move, bitch!
01:40I had to let go of my hair!
01:42Ladies, ladies, you need to calm down and you gotta stay still.
01:46I thought these crowns were supposed to be made out of plastic.
01:48It's a tiara, not a crown, and it's platinum.
01:51No, I don't do plastic!
01:52You are plastic!
01:54Okay.
01:54Is this tiara woven in your scalp?
01:57Yes, I paid my stylist $285 to do it, like, pretty big!
02:02So, yes!
02:02All right, we're gonna have to cut this out.
02:04Cheers!
02:05No, no, no!
02:06You can't believe my wedding's in three days!
02:10Oh, God.
02:19How did this happen, exactly?
02:20I tried to break up the fight, and some crazy chick blasted me with a glitter hose.
02:27Well, uh, lucky for you, I have extensive glitter removal training.
02:33It's gonna be a little cold, okay?
02:39Ready?
02:39Here it comes.
02:42Great, you're doing great.
02:44Nice to do that.
02:46All right, we're gonna open your eyes on three, okay?
02:47One, two, three.
02:54How do you feel?
02:57I'm big.
03:03Um, amazing work, Captain.
03:06Thank you, Captain.
03:22TK.
03:23You need something?
03:25You got peppermint oil?
03:27Or, uh, saltines?
03:28Ginger chews?
03:30Um, headphones?
03:31You're freaking out.
03:33I'm not freaking out.
03:35I'm kind of freaking out.
03:38It's okay.
03:39I was, too, the first time.
03:43Hey.
03:44Thanks for being with me.
03:46Of course.
03:48I can't believe you've been dealing with everything on your own.
03:51To juggle it with a job that's insane.
03:54It's been a lot, but...
03:58Oh.
04:00You nauseous?
04:01I will be when the advice starts.
04:04Captain Strand.
04:05Good to see you.
04:06How you doing?
04:07All right, good to see you.
04:08This is TK, my boy.
04:10Oh, so he finally came clean good for you.
04:13Howdy.
04:13Wayne Gedger.
04:14Hi.
04:16You got your Pops QB1 looks.
04:18Lucky boy.
04:21Oh, hey, let's do the left side today, Jen.
04:23I want to visit with my friends, okay?
04:25So, TK.
04:26You local?
04:28Uh, or you just come visit the old man?
04:30We work together.
04:32Oh, you're a firefighter, too?
04:33Yes, sir.
04:34Boy, the trouble you must get up to, huh?
04:37Austin, lock up your daughters.
04:41Actually, I play for the other team.
04:44Oh.
04:45Lock up your sons don't sound quite right, does it?
04:48Oh, hell, I don't judge.
04:51The important thing is we play when we can.
04:52Ain't that right, Captain?
04:54Huh?
04:54Because Lord knows we don't get out and play and feel much.
04:57Uh, speak for yourself, Coach.
04:59I get on the field plenty.
05:00Oh, now, you don't have to puff up for me.
05:03I mean, there's no shame in it.
05:05I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
05:07Wait.
05:09What are you talking about?
05:10Well, the treatment that we get here can...
05:14Well, it can, uh, make the little soldier, let's say, um, take an extended furlough.
05:25There's nothing wrong with my little soldier.
05:28Perfectly healthy and active.
05:30He's a patriot.
05:32And always ready to stand at attention.
05:35Yeah.
05:36It may seem like that now, but don't be too shocked if a day comes real soon and it turns
05:42out to be a deserter.
05:43Okay, I'll take those headphones.
05:44That's right.
05:47Hey.
05:57Judd is gonna be so upset.
05:59He missed you guys.
06:00He had a shift, though.
06:01Don't they always?
06:03How are you two holding up, though?
06:06We have good days and bad.
06:10She misses her daddy.
06:13Yeah, we both do.
06:13We are.
06:16It was so good.
06:18So good to see Judd back with the 126.
06:21How is he getting on with that fancy new captain?
06:25Um...
06:26It was a rough start, but Captain Strand has been very supportive.
06:30That's good.
06:32Yeah.
06:32I mean, he forced Judd into therapy.
06:34My goodness.
06:36What's that like, I wonder?
06:38It might be helping.
06:40But...
06:41I mean, though he's still not...
06:44Well, never mind.
06:46What?
06:46Uh-uh. No.
06:47No? What?
06:49Nothing.
06:50No, it's definitely something.
06:53Yeah.
06:58He's just been distant.
07:02And, you know, trying to be patient, but it's been a minute since we were intimate.
07:07So, how many minutes are we talking about exactly?
07:11Uh, since the accident.
07:15Four months' worth of minutes?
07:17No, Grace.
07:18No, you need to grab this bull by the horns and you need to fix this.
07:21I mean, now.
07:22Carly, things cool down in marriages, don't they?
07:25Yeah.
07:26Normally, after you have kids, and at this rate, you never will.
07:30Hey.
07:30Here's your bracelet.
07:31Thank you, sweetie.
07:32Oh, it's beautiful.
07:35Is Aunt Grace gonna ride a bull?
07:37No, no, no, no.
07:38If she knows what's good for her.
07:40Okay.
07:41And this grape juice is not good for Mama.
07:48Hi.
07:49Hey.
07:50Can I help you?
07:51Yeah, I'm looking for Paul.
07:54Strickland!
07:55Yo!
07:58You got a visitor.
08:00What?
08:05Hey.
08:07Hey!
08:08It's, uh, it's Josie, right?
08:10You remembered.
08:12Yeah.
08:13You, um, never forget a lady's name after you flushed stripper glitter out of her eyes.
08:21They're beautiful, by the way.
08:23Your eyes.
08:25I mean, without all this stripper glitter in them.
08:28I hope you don't mind me popping in like this.
08:31I just wanted to thank you for helping me and my stupid friends.
08:36Stupid friends is what keeps the lights on around here.
08:38Well, this is from Cooper's.
08:40It is the best smoked brisket on the planet.
08:43Uh, you're not a vegan.
08:45No, ma'am.
08:46Me neither.
08:47Good.
08:47You never know these days.
08:48No, no, you do not.
08:54Again.
08:55Sure.
08:56Yes.
08:56Uh, and thank you.
09:04Let me know what you think.
09:06I left my number inside the basket, so you can just text me or whatever.
09:12No, yeah, I'll do that.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Bye.
09:21Yeah, Paul.
09:22You stud.
09:45I, I wouldn't use that one.
09:47What?
09:47I'm sorry. It's not my place.
09:51But that is just going to carpet-bomb your pores with humectants.
09:54And the next stop is Breakout City, and believe me, I've been there.
09:58I don't think I've ever heard a man use the word humectants.
10:01Well, skincare's kind of my jam.
10:04Owen.
10:04Zoe.
10:06So help me out. I need something for these bags.
10:09You mean like a microscope?
10:11That's so sweet. It's also a lie.
10:14I was up two nights straight grading midterms.
10:17Well, um, with your skin tone, I wouldn't bother with a concealer.
10:21I would go right to the spoons.
10:22Spoons?
10:23Yeah, spoons.
10:24You know, you put a spoon in the freezer overnight in the morning.
10:27You rub it here. It reduces the fluid under your eye.
10:30And the cold takes away to puffiness. You look supple and fresh.
10:33Does that really work?
10:34Proof's in the pudding. Would you believe I'm coming off a 24-hour shift?
10:38You're a doctor?
10:39Firefighter.
10:40So, wow, you're perfect.
10:42Why don't they make straight ones like you?
10:46Oh, no.
10:54Oh, God.
10:55Oh, God.
10:57Oh, God.
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:09Wow.
11:10I don't even know what to say you don't need to say anything it happens not to me
11:16it doesn't do you really have to go what's been like three hours I'm kind of
11:23starving you want to maybe grab a bite to eat with me
11:26nah I don't have much of an appetite you're spiraling oh I'm spiraling
11:31well you really don't have to an occasional failure to launch it doesn't
11:38mean anything it happens to every man it has literally never happened to me all
11:42right listen I know that men of a certain age it's common for you guys to define
11:45your manhood in very narrow terms yeah the terms of their manhood but that that
11:51is not an evolved paradigm the more rigidly you view it the more pressure
11:55you put on yourself if you could avoid using words like rigid that might be
11:59helpful masculinity doesn't have to be performative it's much more expansive
12:06than that it's about how you how you approach life it's about how you perceive
12:10yourself and to tell you the truth this kind of stuff gets fixed usually if you
12:15just relax and do nothing so are you you like a sex therapist I'm a professor of
12:21psychology with a focus on human sexuality I'm glad you didn't tell me that
12:26before that would have gotten in my head I'm sorry you're taking this so hard
12:31again another word you might want to avoid oh and I like you I do okay I don't
12:36usually jump into bed with a guy I met at the beauty supply store who I thought was
12:41gay and to be clear I am NOT I really hope this isn't the last time we meet are you
12:47sure you don't want to grab a bite with me I'm lying I think I got to take a rain
13:01check
13:02is not a crime
13:05this so-called shelter uses taxpayer dollars to commit fraud false accusations of domestic violence
13:13smears men and destroys families you have to arrest them the women inside the shelter have been
13:21traumatized enough I understand ma'am if you could just stand back we'd appreciate it
13:28you're gonna need you to put down the bullhorn please we're not breaking any laws no one said you
13:33did we just need to have a look at your permit my what your permit to assemble it's called the
13:37bill of rights actually it's called an L7 B parade permit this is bullcrap sir
13:41relinquish the bullhorn sir I'm asking you guys don't touch me I know my rights I get that
13:51through that bottle sir sir everybody back up back up just fast we need an EMS response at 2400
13:58block of Goya patient was struck with bottle appears to be having a seizure
14:06what are we walking into here dispatch said something about a riot protest
14:11it's a woman shelter what are they protesting women they're incels involuntary celibates
14:17that's a thing we used to just call them losers Prince Charming here took a bottle to the head
14:23he's out for a minute or two but he has woken up in rare form check his ABCs and get
14:29his vitals
14:29lady co-worker lady boss you stink like estrogen bro stink like garlic so I guess we're even bro his
14:37pupil response is good he's tachycardic and I'm detecting change spokes respiration let's get
14:41him on the board and load him up ow he did the exact same thing when I barely touch him
14:46earlier
14:47sir do you have any medical conditions we should know about I have CPPD you heard him be gentle
14:54CBPD painful crystal deposits on the joints it's like severe arthritis
15:00toxic inside and out masculinity is not a crime
15:04masculinity is not a crime
15:06did this guy eat for lunch a clove of garlic they should administer a breath
15:10I heard that what's their name I'm gonna report
15:16BP's dropping
15:18not detecting respiration
15:20start CPR already the paddles
15:25clear
15:29jeez man what a stink
15:38Gillian
15:40I don't think that's garlic
15:43Tim
15:44Tim pull over
15:45I can't see
15:46I don't know
16:05I don't know
16:08I don't know
16:15enough to pull anybody out because they got hit with toxic fumes and knock them off their feet
16:21all right hazmat protocols everybody BAs go on and stay on Marjan get the
16:25detector
16:26Matteo TK get the extraction equipment
16:29officer Reyes
16:30yes sir
16:30you can clear those people out now
16:32yes sir
16:41looks like they're still breathing
16:43looks like they're still breathing
16:43what do you think it's carbon monoxide
16:44it's not detecting any CO
16:51some kind of sulfate 500 ppm
16:53where's it coming from
16:54I think it's coming from him
16:55it is
16:57all right everybody
16:58let's secure this base and get her out of there
17:00captain
17:02I'd appreciate if you start with my team first
17:06he won't mind he's dead
17:24hey chica
17:25can I come in
17:26you better
17:28doctor said that they were going to keep you here for a few days for observation
17:31oh great
17:31so
17:32I brought you some clothes
17:35a couple harry potters
17:36and some peanut butter m&m's
17:38oh my hero
17:43they're saying they still don't know what caused your guy to become a human WMD
17:48I think I might
17:51me
17:53the signs were in front of me the whole time
17:56some arthritis medicines are sulfide based
17:59they have a sort of a garlicky smell
18:03when we put him on O2 and use the defibrillators
18:05we must have triggered some sort of a chemical reaction
18:09that converted the sulfides to sulfates
18:11and basically I created a poison cloud inside of the guy
18:16how are you supposed to know any of that
18:18because it's my job too
18:22I've been so wrong about so many things
18:25I can't start to be wrong on the job too
18:30why do I feel like we're not talking about toxic anymore
18:34is this about iris
18:39she was going through something carlos
18:41and I couldn't see it
18:44or I chose not to
18:49my sister had secrets
18:56I found this in my mom's shed the night of the tornado
19:00the blue pickup truck
19:02a blue pickup truck
19:05I don't recognize any of those faces
19:10but maybe it's something to go on
19:12I'll look into it
19:16thank you
19:24hey Paul your phone's blowing up
19:26it's that Josie girl
19:29she's got it bad
19:30never peep another man's phone progy
19:33so you're just going to ghost her?
19:35wow I'm confused
19:36she's hot, seagull, and she's into you
19:39it's like she's just waiting for you to ask
19:41why don't you?
19:43that's a fair question
19:44look, we're texting
19:46and she's cool
19:48like extremely cool
19:49like almost too good to be true cool
19:52so why wouldn't you ask her out?
19:54well, maybe I want to enjoy the fantasy
19:56of what could be
19:57before reality inevitably finds a way to disappoint
20:00that's grim
20:01yeah, that's easy for you to say
20:03Mr. Charmed Existence
20:05when was the last time you tasted stone cold rejection?
20:10116 days ago
20:13when I asked my soulmate to marry me
20:15and he moved in with his trainer instead
20:18that's rough
20:20I'm sorry
20:22damn, bro
20:23yeah, that was not my best day
20:26look, everybody gets kicked in the head
20:28gotta get up and try again
20:30and also the lady hand delivered you a brisket
20:33so I'm pretty sure that's a guaranteed yes
20:35one, two, three
20:37yeah, maybe for the first date
20:38the scary part is laying in that second one
20:41I mean, you're cool
20:42ripped
20:43and a firefighter
20:45I mean, in my experience
20:47everybody wants seconds of that
20:49well, I appreciate that, Proby
20:52but things are a little bit more complicated for me
20:54because you don't know how she'll react when she finds out that you're trans
20:57yeah, I usually meet women on dating apps
21:00you know, everything's in the profile
21:01no surprises
21:03so get it out there
21:05just tell her
21:06well, now, that's the risky part
21:07when it comes to sharing something that personal
21:10kinda gotta go by the rule of threes
21:12oh, like famous people
21:13are they always dying threes?
21:15no, man, no
21:16I gotta assume
21:17that for every one person that I've told
21:19I've actually told three
21:21because people can't help but to tell somebody else
21:24straight
21:25gay, bi, trans
21:27dating sucks, alright?
21:28there's no way around it
21:30so take her out
21:32analyze the risk
21:33and if it feels safe
21:35take the leap
21:41hey, something smells good
21:44welcome home, husband
21:46look at you
21:52what's today?
21:54it's Monday
21:55uh-huh
21:57am I forgetting something?
21:59your manners
22:00you not gonna say anything about this new dress?
22:03I mean
22:03look, hey, whatever it costs
22:05it's worth every penny
22:07for you
22:08this roast on Monday
22:10that's a treat
22:11you got twice baked potato
22:12with chives
22:14and real bacon
22:15well, you know, Mrs. Ryder
22:16if I didn't know any better
22:17I think he's trying to seduce me
22:26are you serious?
22:31well, I had to do something
22:32to get your attention, Judd
22:33I'm not gonna meet you
22:34at the door dressed in cellophane
22:37you know, I was just drawing a picture of that
22:40please don't
22:44hey
22:46what
22:47why are you mad?
22:48I'm not mad
22:50no, you're mad
22:51no, I am frustrated, though
22:54and I'm hurt
22:56you're hurt
22:58well, what'd I do?
22:59it's not what you did, Judd
23:00it's what you don't do
23:03you don't look at me
23:04you never touch me
23:06no, let me finish
23:08when we first got married, sweetheart
23:10you couldn't keep your hands off of me
23:13we couldn't keep our hands off of each other
23:17even after a 24-hour shift
23:20especially after a 24-hour shift
23:23do you even know how long it's been since we've been intimate?
23:26of course I know how long it's been
23:28you wanna throw it in my face?
23:29I'm not throwing anything in your face
23:31you know
23:32everything that I'm going through
23:34yeah, I'm so
23:36just out of sorts
23:37with my own feelings
23:38you know, it ain't about you
23:41and that's the problem
23:43it's never about me
23:45and maybe it should be
23:47Judd, at least some of the time
23:50I have needs, too
23:52even if you don't feel up to it
23:54great
23:56hang on
23:57no, this dress is coming off
23:59it's you
24:13$15,000, that's highway robbery
24:15I'm sorry, but that is the price
24:18that wasn't the price the last time I brought Jericho in here to sell you a batch
24:22not to be cruel, Andy
24:24but the last time you had Jericho in here
24:26that bull was alive and kicking
24:29now that he's passed
24:30his stuff is worth a good deal more
24:32look here, he's moved already to the top shelf
24:35still can't believe he's gone
24:37that was one premium stud
24:39please, Mr. Pooley
24:41$10,000 for one straw
24:43that's all I got
24:44I'm sorry, Andy
24:45I can't go down below $15,000 for a straw
24:48simple case of supply and demand
24:50now that the supply is gone
24:52the demand for the seat of a championship bull like Jericho
24:55will be through the roof
24:56Jericho wasn't just livestock to me
24:59I raised him up from a calf
25:01he had soul
25:03the love you feel for that animal
25:05is touching, son
25:07but I did not get to be the top stud supplier
25:10in the lower 48
25:11by making emotion-based decisions
25:14now you head on out of here
25:16have yourself a nice night
25:34the main thing you have to do is make sure you get bill anderson's order ready to go out
25:38what the hell
25:40we got fire
25:41Harley, get the fire extinguisher
25:43come on
25:45and it
25:539-1-1, what's your emergency?
25:55fire!
25:55my building's gonna blow!
26:06spash, tell medical we have civilians on scene to prep for minor injuries
26:11copy that
26:11126, EMS is en route
26:19what the hell, whoa, why, hurry, fall back, fall back
26:24good
26:26fall back, fall back
26:30whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
26:31okay, take a breath
26:32you all right?
26:33you okay?
26:34yeah, I'm good
26:35take cover
26:39dispatch, we have explosions and steel cans raining down on us
26:42what exactly do they store in this facility?
26:44it's a breeding facility, captain
26:46ranchers take their cows there to be artificially inseminated
26:49so my guess is bull stuff
26:51bull stuff?
26:53get down!
26:54yeah
26:55they freeze the deposits in liquid nitrogen
26:57with all the heat, the gas inside must be expanding
26:59so
27:00what the hell are those things?
27:02hot loads of bull stuff
27:07well, hey, welcome to Texas!
27:11captain, the owner of the facility
27:13he said there's a visitor stuck in the storage room
27:15roger that
27:16captain, no!
27:21all right
27:22we got somebody trapped in there
27:24TK, Marjan, Paul
27:25get on those lines now
27:27captain, you're in the spotter
27:29the spotter, sir?
27:30yeah
27:30there's another one
27:31just like that
27:32hey
27:34are you good to go?
27:35hell yeah, I'm good to go
27:38what, you think it's funny?
27:39I mean, yeah, don't you?
27:41I'm just trying to picture my obituary
27:49all right, we're in the main building
27:50captain, be advised
27:52I'm told the man you're looking for
27:53likely started the fire
27:54do you have any idea
27:55where we should be looking?
27:57last seen in the storage room
27:59rear of the facility
28:00southwest side
28:01roger that
28:02we're headed in
28:03he's out over here, cap
28:07he's a plane all over the place
28:09oh, watch out
28:26there he is, he's over here
28:28passed out from the smoke
28:31all right, let's get him up
28:33hey, watch still
28:44okay, deep breath
28:45calm down
28:46calm down
28:47we're here to get down
28:48I can't leave him
28:49hey, hey, cap
28:51Jericho
28:51yeah, hey man, come on
28:53I can't leave
28:53we live in a canister
28:55come on
28:57we don't have any time
28:58we're gonna get you out of here
28:59Jericho
29:00oh, no
29:01you don't understand
29:02I'm just gonna grab that can
29:07coast is clear, cap
29:09all right, buddy
29:10come over here
29:11have a seat
29:16you left me in there
29:17I'm sorry, partner
29:18but nobody dies today
29:20he coming
29:26gotta be Jericho
29:29he always had the most powerful stuff
29:32apparently so
29:47okay, looks like your ultrasound
29:50came back negative
29:51and your testosterone levels
29:53are perfect
29:54good, good
29:55so it's
29:56it's not the chemo?
29:57no, it definitely
29:58could be the chemo
29:59or it could be psychological
30:01or it could be just
30:02one of those things
30:03one of those things?
30:05doc, this is
30:05the thing
30:07I really need your help
30:08problem is
30:09with your cancer treatments
30:10I can't prescribe
30:11the traditional ED pills
30:12I am not leaving here
30:14without a solution
30:16well, in that case
30:18I do have something
30:19that might fix your problem
30:20but I have to warn you
30:22it's not for the faint of heart
30:24doc, I put out fires for a living
30:26try me
30:27okay
30:28full disclosure
30:29I am on the board of the company
30:30but it's a miracle drug
30:32and it's a local application
30:34so it shouldn't interact
30:35with other medications
30:36in your system
30:36it's called
30:38Valuxis
30:39sign me up
30:40uh
30:41how exactly do you
30:43administer that?
30:44now, I know it looks scary
30:46but
30:46I'll walk you through it
30:48now, when the mood is right
30:50what you want to do
30:51is swab down the unit
30:53like so
30:54with an alcohol pad
30:55trust me
30:56you don't want an infection
30:57down there
30:58uh, no
30:58I really don't
30:59then
30:59you just take this
31:01draw it up
31:02uh-huh
31:04then
31:04turn the unit to the side
31:06and inject it
31:08just above the base
31:09empty the plunger
31:11then just hold a firm
31:13steady pressure
31:14for a good
31:14four or five minutes
31:15four or five minutes?
31:17yep
31:17oh, and make sure
31:18you don't squeeze it funny
31:19or sideways
31:20because you run the risk
31:21of curvature
31:23curvature?
31:24yep
31:24believe me
31:25that is a bad scene
31:26and if you experience
31:27severe pain
31:28or uncontrolled bleeding
31:29call 911
31:31oh, that would go over well
31:35really
31:37thank you
31:38Josie strikes again
31:41it's just lucky
31:42it's not lucky day
31:44no, this is supposed
31:44to be a date
31:45not a hustle
31:47but
31:48it's the fourth frame
31:49you still got time
31:51to catch up
31:51stop whining
31:52oh, okay
31:54maybe
31:57oh
31:59the smirk
32:00is unnecessary
32:01I did not smirk
32:02you totally smirked
32:04how did you notice?
32:06I noticed all
32:07I thought that bowling
32:08was a Midwest staple
32:10because y'all can't go
32:10outside for half a year
32:12okay, maybe I'll waste
32:13my winters boxing
32:14instead of hitting the lanes
32:15huh?
32:16oh
32:18okay
32:19so then you have footwork
32:20that
32:21we can work with
32:22yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
32:23alright, here we go
32:24let's go
32:25whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
32:26whoa, whoa, whoa
32:27whoa, whoa, whoa
32:29man
32:31bye, I got a drink first
32:33let's back it up
32:34back
32:34okay
32:35that's what we're doing
32:36back it up
32:37back it up
32:37start here
32:38we're gonna take four steps
32:40starting with the right
32:41we're gonna end with a slide step
32:43on the left
32:44that drops this right hip down
32:46alright, you ready?
32:47as I go
32:48one
32:49two
32:50three
32:51four
32:51slide step
32:53slide step
32:54then release your thumb
32:55as the ball goes by your right knee
32:57the spin will take care of itself
33:00alright
33:04here we go
33:05no need to worry
33:11take your time
33:12take your time
33:13oh
33:16hey
33:17yes
33:17you are one hell of a teacher, Josie
33:20wow, you really don't mind, do you?
33:23what?
33:24in your butt
33:24whooped by a girl
33:27actually, I kind of love it
33:30my last boyfriend couldn't stand him
33:33well, he sounds like an idiot
33:34he's always ragging on me for being such a tomboy
33:37but
33:37you can't help who you are, right?
33:42leave me, I know
33:44slide step
33:48so I'm
33:49starting to regret
33:50cleaning all that glitter
33:51out of your eyes
33:52okay, you being blind
33:53might have evened the playing field
33:55a little bit
33:55you keep telling yourself that
33:56okay, so you think you a savage
33:59thanks
34:00okay, you know what
34:01next time we're doing mini golf
34:02alright, because Tiger Woods
34:04ain't got nothing on me
34:05when it comes to putting
34:05into a clown head
34:06okay, you are on
34:10you know, you're not like
34:11most of the guys around you
34:14you know, tonight was the most fun I've had
34:15since I got to Austin
34:18tonight does not have to be over
34:21now, there's something
34:24we haven't talked about yet, Josie
34:33Judd?
34:33welcome home, wife
34:35hang on
34:36get that for you
34:40what
34:42is this
34:43is that Osabuco?
34:44oh, yes, ma'am
34:45I believe it is
34:47Judd, you hate Osabuco
34:49it ain't always about me
34:58Judd
34:59hang on, hang on
35:00come on
35:06grace
35:08you are the one thing in this world
35:10that I can't live without
35:13and, uh, the idea
35:14that I would make you doubt that
35:16even for a minute
35:18is a crime
35:20because I don't just want you
35:23I need you
35:29well, you got me, fool
35:32I mean, you can call me names
35:34if you want to
35:34I can take it
35:36I can
35:36trying to outdo me, huh?
35:53mm-hmm
35:57whoops
35:57mm-hmm
35:59mm-hmm
36:00mm-hmm
36:01mm-hmm
36:01mm-hmm
36:01but you know the food's gonna get cold
36:03I know you do I love you
36:19Hey, what's up, want me to make you a coffee? Thanks. Espresso? Sure
36:28You go
36:35How is it you mean how was it yeah, well, I mean I didn't want to ask but we bowled
36:43you bowled
36:44We bowled and I got a 54. Nice man. No, that is actually terrible
36:49Sorry, I don't know anything about bowling. Well, apparently little kids bowled in the 60s, so oh, well, then you
36:54should be very ashamed of yourself
36:56Maybe I'm guessing went well
37:02Hey, can we talk?
37:15I am so embarrassed at how I reacted last night
37:19I owe you an apology
37:22You don't mean anything, Josie
37:24I couldn't sleep last night
37:27I can't stop thinking about you
37:30I really like you, Paul
37:33You mean liked
37:34No, I mean like
37:36Present tense
37:39You're thoughtful
37:41Charming
37:43Sexy
37:44Sexy as hell
37:45You're literally the man of my dreams
37:48But only in your dreams, huh?
37:51I guess I'm just not as evolved as I thought I was
37:57I'm not a terrible person
37:59I know you're not
38:02I really do like you
38:06I just don't think that this is something I can give a pass
38:12I'm sorry
38:18It was nice to meet you, Paul Strickland
38:23Nice to meet you too, Josie
38:25I'm sorry
38:25I'm sorry
38:26I'm sorry
38:29I'm sorry
38:29Get up
38:29I'm sorry
38:35I'm sorry
38:37I'm sorry
38:41You are except foression
38:46You're such a guilty
38:47You're such a great gun
38:54Mmm. Mmm.
38:57The scony is melting your mouth.
39:00I didn't know Texas could do sushi like this.
39:02Well, technically, the chef is from Okinawa,
39:05but I'm glad you dig it.
39:08And sake.
39:09It's so floral and airy.
39:12You ever had days where food just tastes better?
39:14Okay. I think I know what's going on here.
39:16Somebody got a visit from the Boner Ferry.
39:19Oh, no, no. Not by a long shot.
39:22Then are you on drugs?
39:23Uh, not those kinds.
39:25So what happened?
39:29I was about to inject my little buddy
39:32with a very large needle.
39:34Oh, God.
39:36And I realized you were right.
39:38I was putting way too much pressure on this situation.
39:40Well, it sounds like you've had some significant growth
39:42over the past 48 hours.
39:44Should I rephrase that?
39:45No, no. I'm good. I'm good. I'm zen.
39:48And I have to say...
39:50I'm kind of loving it.
39:51Great.
39:53Buckle up, because this ahi's gonna blow your mind.
39:56You know a brain trick?
39:59When you cut off one sense,
40:01you intensify the other one.
40:02So close your eyes...
40:04and open your mouth.
40:11Mmm.
40:17Mmm.
40:18Mmm.
40:22Mmm.
40:23Is it true that sushi is an aphrodisiac?
40:27It's, yeah, it's been said.
40:29But it couldn't have kicked in this quickly, it could have.
40:33Oh, you mean...
40:34Oh, yeah.
40:35No kidding.
40:36Yes, I think we should get our food to go.
40:38So she doesn't travel well.
40:40Screw it.
40:41Check.
40:57Hey, guys, what's going on?
40:59Waiting on you.
41:00Me?
41:01Why?
41:02Because you're coming out with us tonight.
41:03Uh, nah.
41:04I'm serious, Paul.
41:05We're not taking no for an answer.
41:08Okay, we're not going bowling, though, are we?
41:11Yeah.
41:14So, uh, I guess he told you about me.
41:17What, so you're straight?
41:18Yeah.
41:19I don't judge.
41:35Y'all sure we're still in Texas?
41:38I want to stereotype if I were you, man.
41:41Good point.
41:43Keep Austin weird, baby.
41:51Bye.
41:52Bye.
41:53Bye.
42:00Bye.
42:00Bye.
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