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Jupiter Moon is a science fiction soap opera television series first broadcast by British Satellite Broadcasting's Galaxy channel in 1990. 150 episodes were commissioned and made, but only the first 108 were broadcast before the closure of BSB. Episodes 109–150 were first shown in the UK on the Sci Fi Channel in 1996.
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00:03So, what did you get?
00:05Oh, you know, grossly irresponsible, lives at stake and that sort of thing.
00:09Pretty much what I got. She can certainly lay it on, though.
00:11You'd think we'd been keeping a man-eating tiger.
00:13More piranhas in the water tank.
00:15She kept on and on about how dangerous Charles was.
00:18Little Charles, as if he could hurt anybody.
00:20I suppose he could gnaw you to death, but it'd take quite a long time.
00:23And she said I was immature.
00:25Me?
00:26Oh, she's around the need, though.
00:36Oh, thank God that's over with.
00:40You have no idea the trouble you've caused.
00:43I nearly lost her for real on the way down here.
00:45You were brilliant.
00:46So were you, poisoned by a so-called superior species.
00:49Her only crime was to be defenceless.
00:52Seriously, though, those hodgepodge you made in that melon were a bit over the top.
00:55I knew they'd fall for it.
00:58So what are we gonna do with her now?
01:01I don't know.
01:02But it's the first round to us, isn't it?
01:03I don't know.
01:07I don't know.
01:19O'er the way down here is what you couldn't move.
01:42Do you think she's getting enough roughage?
01:44She looks healthy enough to me.
01:47Oh, this is no good. I need my beauty sleep.
01:50Look, it's not much to us. Not when there's a life at stake.
01:53All right.
01:54I got her some celery.
01:55Good.
01:56I know she wouldn't have eaten a lot of celery in her natural habitat in the Syrian desert,
01:59but first rule of life in space, Tim, we've all got to adapt.
02:04Anyway, she's never been anywhere near the desert.
02:06There you are, Charles.
02:08Natasha Kovitsky calling Comsett.
02:14Petra. Good morning, Natasha.
02:16Morning. Anything to report?
02:18Um, well, some solar winds above Io's North Pole region.
02:22Tell me something new.
02:24There was a felt in an overhead clamshell during the gantry one hole,
02:27but we fixed it with a robot arm.
02:29I'll check it out when I do my rounds.
02:30Would you like me to come with you?
02:32No, no.
02:33I think I can manage, thank you.
02:36Eyes okay?
02:37Fine, fine.
02:38You will rest to the first sign.
02:40Oh, yes, yes, of course.
02:43Gabby, everyone's nervous doing their first EVA.
02:46I'm not.
02:47I've done it before, remember?
02:48Yes, and the less said about that, the better.
02:50Ah, good, you're here.
02:52I've got some notes for you.
02:53Oh, help.
02:53It's about the balcony scene.
02:54I've been thinking about it.
02:56Oh, Byron, I've just got up.
02:57I've had no breakfast.
02:59The contrast between the balcony scene and the fight scene
03:01is the crux of the whole play.
03:03If you're not going to be here to rehearse,
03:04you're going to have to work on it with Zadok.
03:07Hide me quick.
03:07I feel a panic.
03:08That's it.
03:09That's what we have to see.
03:10Your vulnerability.
03:13Juliet's vulnerability.
03:14Bye.
03:15Rebecca.
03:16You're a young, warm, defenseless creature
03:19in an old, cold and hostile world.
03:25Have you got enough there?
03:27Oh, perhaps not.
03:28Don't get carried away.
03:29Don't be so obvious.
03:30Eating your pigs.
03:31Oh, metabolisms are calling out for carbohydrates and minerals.
03:34Yeah, and possibly more rough-ish.
03:36Again.
03:37Then, this time, more desperate.
03:39Remember, you're doomed.
03:41But we don't know we're doomed.
03:42I'm doomed and hungry.
03:44At what, O'clock tomorrow, shall I send to thee?
03:46Yes.
03:47At the hour of nine.
03:48I will not fail.
03:50Tis twenty years till then.
03:51Oh, I have forgot why I did call thee back.
03:53Okay, now, tenderness.
03:56Then let me stand here till thou remember it.
03:59I shall forget to have thee still stand there,
04:01remembering high love thy coming.
04:04Morning.
04:05What do you want?
04:06Nine o'clock.
04:07Quantum mechanics basic.
04:08I don't do mechanics.
04:10No, but Gabby does.
04:11I wouldn't do Zadok any harm.
04:14Nice to see you, Gabby.
04:15Zadok, welcome to my little study hour.
04:19Oh, my God, my breakfast.
04:20Byron, I've had no breakfast.
04:22Sorry.
04:23It's me, really.
04:24And magnetohydrodynamics.
04:26And then I'm getting married.
04:27Oh, and I've been offered a place on Deedalus 10.
04:30My film, so myself.
04:31Very nice.
04:33Didn't I hear Mr Lewis was interested in Deedalus 10?
04:36Yeah, I think he was interested once.
04:38Twelve years in interstellar space.
04:40Finbo's idea of heaven.
04:42Has there ever been a Mrs Finbo?
04:44No, no, at least not that we've heard.
04:47Although I think he was engaged to a girl in Western Victoria once.
04:51Anyway, I must get back to work.
04:52What are you doing exactly?
04:54Notes on the plasmas we encountered on the voyage to G33.
04:57Ironised gas flow of the H2 region.
04:58Oh, I see.
05:00Well, see you.
05:05Finbo, I'm on my rounds now.
05:06If you're free, you could show me that door in Gantry One Hold.
05:10Diffusion.
05:12And?
05:12Oh, um, surface tension.
05:15And?
05:17Oh, come on.
05:18Talk about getting blood from a stone.
05:20Um, cohesion, adhesion and capillarity.
05:24Yes.
05:25Honestly, this stuff is so basic.
05:27Right, Gabriela, think about this.
05:29All we've been talking about is the properties of matter and a bit of kinetic theory.
05:35What causes the attractive force and what power of R does it fall off as?
05:44Um.
05:46Yes.
05:47Um.
05:49Oh, dear.
05:50Oh, dear.
05:51Oh, dear.
05:52Gabriela, stay and answer the question, please.
05:55Oh, food, food.
05:56Instead of getting me coffee and cheese scones or anything.
05:58I feel like a little Shakespeare.
06:00You kids in the mood?
06:01What?
06:03Gabriela.
06:03What?
06:05Pre-checks for Simpson-based expedition in the dome now.
06:08Um, then I couldn't pass my modern language option.
06:11Couldn't you?
06:12No, I took Arabic.
06:13I had to re-sit twice.
06:14So did I.
06:16Clearly, Arabic.
06:17Arabic.
06:17Twice.
06:19Gosh.
06:19That is something we've got in common.
06:21Well, yes.
06:24We had guinea pigs when I was little.
06:26Janet and Caroline.
06:27Who's a hungry girl, then?
06:29She can't eat all that.
06:30Gabs does need food.
06:31I know they eat a lot relative to their body weight, but it's still not much.
06:35She'll have a heart attack if she scoffs all that lot.
06:37She's been dragged through the jaws of torture and death.
06:39We can't deprive her now.
06:41Ugh.
06:42I've never actually been to Poland.
06:44That's another coincidence.
06:45Oh?
06:46I've never actually been to Australia.
06:48Oh, what is it with you two and breakfast?
06:51We've got a thing about granola.
06:53Haven't we got a class to go to or something?
06:55Yeah, that's right.
06:56Oh, why didn't we think of that?
06:59I've never been to Norway, either, do you?
07:01Didn't think anyone ever went to Norway.
07:07You're on a 20-hundred-hour shuttle down to Valhalla.
07:10You'll be taken for induction, and I'll pick you up at 0200
07:14and take you out to Simpson Base in an MB-5.
07:17That's the very latest moon buggy.
07:20Superdamp suspension, microwave comms,
07:23and a Yokohama V6 life support system.
07:27And we take the space bubble with us, do we?
07:29Well, we better.
07:31Make life pretty difficult trying to sleep out on Callisto otherwise.
07:35Have you ever been camping at home?
07:38Yeah.
07:38Well, think of it as a camping weekend.
07:41It's the same principle.
07:43Right, we'll start with the suits.
07:45Because we go down in the suits,
07:47spend the night in the bubble,
07:48and come home in the suits,
07:50makes the suits a little bit important.
07:53Now, obviously, you've got your long johns on.
07:55There you are.
07:56Then you step into the suit,
07:58then the torso,
08:00making sure the thermo zip at the back
08:02is fully sealed.
08:08Gabriella, have a go.
08:11Oh.
08:14Gabriella, Gabriella.
08:16You managed it quite fast enough
08:18when you came down to G33.
08:19No, I'm sorry.
08:23Tethering rings.
08:25There and there for the umbilical lines.
08:27Temperature controls.
08:29Um, front torso control panel.
08:32Spacesuit pressure.
08:34Uh, verticula pascals.
08:36I knew that.
08:37Look, it's all right.
08:38Everybody gets scared on the first trip.
08:40But I'm not scared.
08:42I'm not.
08:44They're sexist, Finbo.
08:46For God's sake,
08:46they had a ballot on Moon Station
08:47before they even let women into the pilot's club.
08:50The C in C is a woman.
08:52Is she?
08:53Commander Hegstrand.
08:53We always thought she was an alien.
08:56The point is that if you're a woman,
08:58you have to do at least three times as well as any man
09:00before they'll even consider you.
09:02Yes, well, I'm sure you're ten times better than most men.
09:04Oh, I didn't mean that.
09:05I'm sorry.
09:06No, no, no, it's all right.
09:08Elliot used to say there was a lot of corruption in Space Center.
09:11Oh, line them up and shoot them down.
09:13Yeah.
09:15Would you like to have dinner with me tonight?
09:18Where?
09:20Just at my cabin.
09:22Just in your cabin?
09:23Nothing special.
09:25Ah.
09:26I quite often have a group of friends around something to eat,
09:29quite informally.
09:30Oh, I see.
09:31Nothing formal at all.
09:32I can't cook, actually.
09:33I just usually eat whatever someone puts in front of me.
09:37I'd have wanted to be a nanny.
09:39I'd have trained...
09:40I'd love to come.
09:42Wonderful!
09:43What's this?
09:45Dinner at Finbo's tonight.
09:47Nothing special.
09:48Just whatever somebody puts in front of us.
09:51Great.
09:51Count me in.
09:52What?
09:54Oh, didn't you want me to?
09:57Yes, yes, yes.
09:58And the more the merrier, as they say.
10:02What's the temperature on Callisto?
10:04In or outside of Space City?
10:06Victoria.
10:08Minus 150 degrees centigrade,
10:10and the surface pressure is next to nothing.
10:13When we went on camping weekend in the Haute Savoy,
10:16I used to lie back on the grass,
10:18stare up at the blue sky, and the sun was warm.
10:21And?
10:22What?
10:24We were going to buy a farm in Provence.
10:26Me and my dad.
10:27So it was a dream we had.
10:29I'm sorry.
10:32Look, it's going to be fun.
10:33And we won't be down there long enough to get space adaptation sickness.
10:37What's that?
10:39Gidinous.
10:39High pulse rate.
10:41Dry throat.
10:42I think I've got that now.
10:44Look, before I went out on my first EVA, I was absolutely terrified.
10:48And then afterwards, well, I thought it was the most wonderful thing that had ever happened to me before.
10:57There you are, Charles.
10:58We ought to move her, you know, somewhere safer.
11:01I'd like her in my cabin.
11:02No, it's too dangerous.
11:04And she can't go in mine because Sarah and Melody would flip.
11:10I thought as much.
11:26Please, Fimbo.
11:27No, no, it's really going to have to go.
11:29Poor little thing.
11:31It's terribly sweet, but you can't go on hiding it indefinitely.
11:34And anyway, it really isn't safe to have a rodent on the ship.
11:38Um, now look, little hamster.
11:42You have to go home now and you can see your mummy and daddy and brothers and sisters and things.
11:45What did happen to her family, the ones they caught on Callisto?
11:49Well, they were flown back to Ceres, weren't they?
11:51First class on the Star of Saigon.
11:52I don't think so, Fimbo, no.
11:54They killed them, didn't they?
11:56Well, they probably didn't think it was worth shipping them all the way back.
11:59I mean, they might have a disease or something.
12:01So they did kill them?
12:03Yes, yes, I think they did.
12:05She's an orphan now, like me.
12:07Not for long.
12:08I'm sorry, you really can't stay here.
12:10It's after the question.
12:12He's very intellectual, isn't he, deep down?
12:14I mean, he thinks a lot.
12:16Yeah, usually about donkeys.
12:18Yes.
12:19Or notorious topless lady pirates.
12:21Well, it's different.
12:22Yeah, it's different.
12:23I like intellectuals.
12:25I can't stand all those living legend types.
12:28Too big for their space boots.
12:30Or shoulder pads and nothing between the ears.
12:33I don't know, I rather like them.
12:34The thing about Fimbo is, although he's so brave, he's not conceited.
12:38No.
12:39You know, he's probably the nicest man I've ever met.
12:43By nice, you mean boring?
12:46No, not in his case.
12:50I can't stand possessive man, you know.
12:53You go out with them once and they want to run your life.
12:55Yeah.
12:56You say you see them twice a week and they want to see you every night.
12:58Yeah, and before you know where you are, they've moved in with you
13:00and they don't want you to work or have friends.
13:03You know, my husband was like that.
13:05I used to think he wanted me dead in a box with the lid nailed on
13:07and only then he wouldn't be jealous.
13:10Did you know he's having a dinner party tonight?
13:12Who is?
13:13Fimbo is.
13:14Hasn't he asked you?
13:15What, a soiree at Fimbo's?
13:17I thought it was a ploy to get me.
13:20Some men are so obvious.
13:21I don't think so.
13:23Oh, a soiree at Fimbo's, eh?
13:24Well, I hope he's not going to leave me out
13:26and I hope he's not going to do the cooking.
13:28Right, so we've arrived at the base.
13:30We're in our suits and we have to get out of the MV5 with our packs
13:36and blow up the bubble.
13:37Now, gravity's low, about 1.27N per kilo.
13:41So we hop.
13:43That's right.
13:44Good girl.
13:45Your boots are weighted, so you hop very carefully over to the campsite.
13:51This way.
13:57Slowly, go too fast and you'll find yourself lifting off.
14:01Oh, my help.
14:02Great.
14:03So, we've arrived at the camp
14:08and we blow up the space bubble.
14:09And that's attached to the weighted packs, yeah?
14:11Yeah, it's also got a weighted floor, but even so,
14:14don't go mad.
14:15Too much and you wake up to find you've floated off out into space.
14:20You seriously think I'm sleeping in one of those things?
14:23Are you going to be long?
14:24Byron, I can't come now, okay?
14:26Byron, we're talking life and death here.
14:28And you don't think we are?
14:30So, the first man ship didn't reach Jupiter's system until 2011,
14:34after which there was a disastrous Hermes 3A...
14:37Tim!
14:39I'm trying to teach.
14:40Oh, sorry.
14:41It really is appalling when only a couple of you turn up
14:44and then you chat all the way through.
14:46Sorry.
14:47They've all got rehearsals for Romeo and Juliet.
14:49Really?
14:51Right.
14:52So, we know more about Hermes now that a bit of time has passed.
14:55The general theory is that the disaster was caused
14:58by the NAF computer having a memory chip blown.
15:00The engine...
15:01What is it now?
15:02I've got to go.
15:03You know, Charles.
15:05Right.
15:06I would like to see you and Tim Shaw on the bridge at 1600 hours.
15:10All right.
15:11Let's try again.
15:13Get thee to bed and rest with our hast need.
15:15Then they go.
15:17Uh, God, no.
15:19Farewell.
15:20God knows when we shall meet again.
15:22I have a faint...
15:23I have a faint cold.
15:25Fear thrills through my veins.
15:29That, uh, almost freezes the heat of life.
15:33Hey.
15:34It's only a play.
15:36I'm scared.
15:38I'm scared of going to Simpsons Base.
15:40There's no life and no air and no warmth.
15:43It's cold like the grave and I don't want to die.
15:47Shh.
15:50Remember what Shearer said.
15:52The point is to be able to say I've been there.
15:55I set foot on it and I can go further
15:58and look for beautiful islands in space.
16:03Vegetable casserole, fish casserole, postgraduate casserole.
16:07I don't know, Petra.
16:07What do you think?
16:09Be more specific, please.
16:11What do you think we should have for dinner?
16:15Itemised ingredients you have available.
16:17No, no, it's what you have available that counts.
16:19Ah, ah.
16:21Now, that hamster, it has to go.
16:23Have you told anyone?
16:24No.
16:24Oh, Fimbo.
16:25Fimbo, what if she's pregnant?
16:27How can she be?
16:28She's only a baby.
16:29Yes, Fiona and she'll have lots of other little babies
16:31and they'll rush around the ship eating the wiring in,
16:33killing us all.
16:34I mean, what if it picked up a bug on Island 5?
16:35What if it's ill?
16:36They do experiments on them.
16:37We should look after her in that case.
16:39I quite understand how you feel,
16:40but good God, it may have the plague
16:42and then we'll all get it.
16:43No, I'm sorry, it's too risky.
16:45Petra, list available ingredients for gourmet meal tonight.
16:50Including the hamster,
16:51we have air-dried beef satay
16:53and Swiss cheese for fondue.
16:56Hamster is not regarded as edible
16:58on European-American stations,
17:00but some rodent recipes are available
17:02in Emergency Rations Programme 00495.
17:08Emergency Rations Programme indicates recipes for hamsters
17:12and edible rats only exist for quantities of six rodents or more.
17:17Please confirm that more than one hamster is available.
17:21Fimbo!
17:22You are not eating my hamster.
17:23Just don't think about it, Fimbo.
17:25Just don't think about it.
17:29Gabby, you don't really need anything.
17:30It's all in the packs they provide.
17:32She needs her script.
17:33Make sure you've got your auto-sec.
17:36Unsheduled shuttle to Valhalla
17:38departs T-minus 15 minutes.
17:4015 minutes, look.
17:42I'll read for our Lawrence.
17:43We can do Act 4, Scene 1.
17:45Are you mad?
17:46Are you totally insane?
17:49Christoph said I was all style and no content.
17:51He got it about right, then, didn't he?
17:53I think you can tell when someone really likes you.
17:56I always can.
17:58Sometimes I worry in case I'm projecting my desires onto innocent passers-by.
18:03Men are never innocent passers-by.
18:05You can always tell what they're thinking and it's usually the same thing.
18:09Not Fimbo.
18:10No, maybe not Fimbo.
18:12Then again, he's probably just like all the rest.
18:15Natasha.
18:17You're not really serious about him, are you?
18:19I like him.
18:21Told he likes me.
18:23Oh, who by?
18:24A student who doesn't want him to get hurt.
18:27Nobody ever wants Fimbo to get hurt.
18:29So tell me, why is he getting hurt all the time?
18:32Ah!
18:36Darling!
18:37You're going to have all that time on Simpson Base to learn your lines.
18:39Just shut up, will you?
18:40You promised me.
18:41You promised me.
18:43Unsheduled shuttle departing for Valhalla in T-minus 10 minutes.
18:47Victoria here, I'll help you.
18:48You'll help, won't you, sweetie?
18:49Go away.
18:51Gabby!
18:52Zadok!
18:53Look, if we're going to do this play, it's important that we do it right.
18:57I just don't understand your problem with that.
19:24Oh, my God.
19:27Okay, Commander, Achtar will be there when you land.
19:29He can help you.
19:30Get him to read Lady Capulet.
19:31Oh, shut up.
19:31And I'll come down on the Air 100 shuttle and take her out to Simpson.
19:34Thanks.
19:35Yeah.
19:35Now, look, we have checked and triple-checked the suits and the packs.
19:39You don't look so worried, Gabby.
19:41But I'm all right.
19:42Take your mind off it all.
19:43Concentrate on your lines, especially Act 4.
19:45Are you trying to drive me mad?
19:47I'm trying to help.
19:48Do you want me to die?
19:49Is that it?
19:50Do you want me to over-pressure the bubble and blow off Callisto into deep space?
19:53Do you want me to just connect my suit up one so I implode in a vacuum?
19:55Is that it?
19:57An excess of artistic temperament is not going to help anybody.
20:00Oh, Byron!
20:01Okay.
20:02Gabby, man.
20:02I'll see you later.
20:03Yeah, good luck.
20:09What scene is that for?
20:25Open.
20:27Charles?
20:28Charles, are you all right?
20:31I've often thought I'd like to work for a woman, Captain.
20:34They're so much more intuitive, don't you think?
20:37You're not working with me, Commander.
20:39Perhaps if you were, you'd find out.
20:41Imaginative.
20:42Sensitive.
20:44Soft.
20:45Warm.
20:45Very nice, Finboo.
20:46Did you make them?
20:48No, I just got a lot of old puddings from Petra.
20:51No, I thought I recognised the heavy hand of Petra in the pastry.
20:54It's very nice.
20:56Well, cooking is not really my thing.
20:59Did I ever tell you about my goat, Vindaloo?
21:02I think she's got a temperature.
21:04Look at her little eyes.
21:05We can't get a doctor.
21:06Christophe would turn her in.
21:07We've got to do something.
21:08She looks awful.
21:11Timmy, what if she has got plague?
21:15Any more wine for him, are we all right?
21:17No, I think we've drunk it all.
21:19I've got some brandy somewhere.
21:20Oh, don't worry.
21:22Why don't we go to the Galileo for a nightcap?
21:24Shall we?
21:26Yes, let's all go.
21:27I mean, it's over an hour before I shuffle.
21:29Yes, why not, if you really want to.
21:31Great meal, Finbo, thanks.
21:32Okay, Natasha?
21:33I don't think so.
21:35But you two go on.
21:36I think I'll stay and have a nightcap with Finbo.
21:44But they can't be.
21:46Yes, they can.
21:47Not someone like Natasha.
21:49And what's someone like Natasha?
21:52Really?
21:53You fancy her.
21:55That's got nothing to do with it.
21:56You're not her type.
21:58You know, we're going to realise that.
22:00But Finbo!
22:02She likes him.
22:03I like him.
22:04Everyone likes Finbo.
22:06I'm not leaping into bed with him.
22:09It's quite sweet, really.
22:10He saved her life.
22:14Shall I go through with it?
22:16One brandy, then she'll run.
22:18You wish.
22:19I bet you.
22:21How much?
22:22Fifty.
22:23I get a couple of hundred.
22:24You earn more than me.
22:26Do them in the Stardust, then.
22:29How will we know?
22:31Ask them.
22:32I'm not asking them.
22:33I know.
22:37I've told you.
22:39Doesn't prove a thing.
22:41Everything all right, Higgs?
22:42Minos shuttle to Valhalla departs in T-minus 25 minutes.
22:46Re-check sequence starts.
22:49Captain Kovitsky calling ComSan.
22:52Petra.
22:52Higgs, could you do me a favour and stay on call in the captain's quarters tonight?
22:56Right here, captain.
22:57If there are any problems, give me a bell.
22:58Otherwise, get your head down and I'll see you tomorrow.
23:01Oh, hello.
23:03Hi.
23:04Uh, just looking in.
23:07Sleep well, oh, captain mine.
23:11Told you.
23:12Dinner and all the trimmings.
23:14Oh, you...
23:23Oh, no, sure.
23:24It's Charles.
23:25She's not very well.
23:26We think she might have a poorly tummy.
23:28Good night.
23:29Sure.
23:29Good night.
24:02Good night.
24:29Good night.
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