00:00Oh?
00:01Does yours say anything yet?
00:02I swear, I heard little Howie say Papa!
00:05Are you serious?
00:07I mean, it sounded like Papa.
00:09It'll be a long time before I'll be wanting anyone to call me that.
00:12It's not so bad, McGinnis. Really.
00:15Here's the bio and civics.
00:17Thanks, I-
00:18Howard, you promised I could have him for a while.
00:20Okay, but he just ate, so he's gonna be a little fussy.
00:24And keep him covered? I thought I heard a bit of a sneeze before, and-
00:28Howard!
00:29And how's our little A-plus doing?
00:32He's sleeping. You'll hardly know he's around.
00:35Forget it. Jurgen has this new vid I wanna check out.
00:38Are you serious?
00:39I want a divorce!
00:44Do you have to keep lugging that thing around with you?
00:47I need the grade.
00:48Even real parents with real children find ways to get away for a night.
00:52I tried leaving it with my mom, but she said she was too young to be a grandmother.
00:56What about your brother?
00:57I tried that, too. Then I caught him shooting rubber bands at it.
01:01Hey, you know, maybe you could-
01:05Never mind.
01:06It's the one piece they haven't gotten yet.
01:08Part of a display at the Museum of Fashion.
01:11You think Baby could keep its mouth shut for one night?
01:13I gave it a double feeding, changed it, kept it awake all afternoon.
01:17Believe me, it'll be off in Nap City for hours.
01:35This will be perfect. Now, please, don't wake up.
01:47Please.
01:53Ha! The tramp. Get it off her.
01:58Carl?
02:00There could have been an alarm.
02:03There wasn't.
02:04Now let's get out of here before pointy ears shows his mug again.
02:07Too late.
02:08Too late.
02:09This is getting old, Batman.
02:11Look who's talking.
02:31Oh, no.
02:34Come on, let's go. You too, Carl.
02:39Brute strength always loses out to technique, Carl.
02:42Didn't Mom ever tell you that?
02:44Man wins!
02:48Nobody hurts my boys.
02:51You're stepping on him with heels.
03:01Leave him. We got what we came for.
03:20Oh, no.
03:34The baby.
03:40No sign of him anywhere.
03:42I've lost him.
03:43Him?
03:44That's a doll you're talking about, not a life.
03:47It's my life if it's lost.
03:49I'll have to take family studies again.
03:51Have you ever taken family studies?
03:54Poor kid's gonna cry till he shuts down.
03:56It's cries are computer generated, aren't they?
03:59Yeah.
03:59So?
04:00That would mean the cries would have certain quantifiable digital properties.
04:04Then I can set the Batmobile to scan for them, can't I?
04:07Uh-huh.
04:08Unless they've already made an omelet out of him.
04:10Oh, hey!
04:14Well, boys, we did it.
04:18Got the whole set.
04:21Oh, yeah, we did it alright.
04:23But while we were wasting time with this, we could have stolen stuff worth ten times as much.
04:30nothing could be worth more than these jewels you hear me nothing this is the first swag your
04:35father and i ever stole together we swore we'd never fence it it's all i have left of him now
04:43that he's gone but ma dad's not dead he just ran off with
04:50don't ever talk that way about your father
04:56what's that
05:02it's a baby
05:06i can't make it stop here give it to me i can figure it out
05:11are you serious i got the signal i'm gonna follow it terry remember it's not worth risking your life
05:19for an egg
05:24a computerized egg at that you can't even eat that egg
05:33here give it to mama kind of reminds me of when you two were little
05:39get rid of it
05:47well sure it's kind of cute toss it
05:51there he goes
05:55terry but ma maybe we could sell it carl i'm getting angry okay okay sorry kid
06:21i want him out of the picture for good
06:46never mind let's grab the loot and get out of here
06:52go to work now
07:07mom i see him hang on
07:09me
07:26oh
07:27oh
07:52This is how I always pictured it, me and my boys carrying on the family business.
08:06We're losing power, I've got to put her down.
08:26We're losing power, we're losing power, we're losing power.
08:47We're losing power, we're losing power.
08:54We're losing power, we're losing power, we're losing power.
09:20We losing power, we're losing power.
09:28We losing power, we losing power.
09:41According to this data, most of you did borderline jobs as parents, mainly C's.
09:47But Miss Pinto!
09:48Yes, Howard, you and Dana fed yours and rocked it and gave it plenty of nap time.
09:53But a baby needs more than that.
09:55Its mind needs to be stimulated too.
09:57And according to this printout, only one baby was fully stimulated.
10:01The one belonging to Terry and Blade.
10:04Congratulations, Mr. McGinnis.
10:05Who knew you turned out to be such ideal father material?
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