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The JL end up in another dimension, where they run into the Justice Guild, the heroes of Green Lantern's childhood comics
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00:00Awww!
00:01I don't have a police!
00:04I don't have a police!
00:04I'll kill them!
00:25I don't have a police!
00:30Who could be behind a monstrosity like that?
01:00You're only getting one shot, Batman!
01:02Now!
01:21Good lord!
01:31Good lord!
01:47Where'd they go?
01:59Did we win?
02:00I'm not sure.
02:06Superman!
02:07Batman!
02:09Where'd they go?
02:11Perhaps I can contact them with...
02:19No!
02:20Easy, big guy.
02:22You alright?
02:24Forgive me.
02:25I'm fine.
02:26The others can't have gone far.
02:28Let's fan out and find them.
02:43Something's not right here.
02:45Look, it's well, sweetheart.
02:47Right.
02:49The past?
02:51Definitely not right.
03:04I haven't seen a truck like that since I was a kid.
03:07Weird.
03:08You suppose we got blasted into the past?
03:11Nope, the date's right.
03:13But look.
03:14Seaboard City?
03:15Where the heck is that?
03:25Priceless.
03:29Music Master!
03:31Put up your hands and drop the Stradivarius!
03:34Sorry, Sergeant.
03:35I don't take requests.
03:49Not so fast!
03:53You disguise can't fool me, Green Guardsman.
03:56Green Guardsman?
03:57It's still the same old song.
04:00He decides?
04:04This Green Guardsman, I'm guaranteeing you, he doesn't look anything like Lantern.
04:35Who was that guy?
04:36Didn't recognize him.
04:37But did you hear what he called me?
04:38Yeah, Green Guardsman?
04:40What's up with that?
04:41Perhaps you haven't heard.
04:42But in Seaboard City, crime doesn't pay.
04:56Hey, you got the wrong...
04:58I'm serious?
05:03You've just made a big mistake.
05:09No, you didn't.
05:11We chose to break the law.
05:26It seems we are not in Metropolis anymore.
05:29Yeah, I got that.
05:38It can't be.
05:40Surrender, villains!
05:42That's the Green Guardsman.
05:44Whoever you are, you're no Green Lantern.
05:56Hang on, hot girl!
05:58You're quick, son.
05:59But villainy can never outrun justice.
06:04Woo-hoo!
06:05Go, Streak, go!
06:11Woo-hoo!
06:12Woo-hoo!
06:22Woo-hoo!
06:22Give it to him, Green Guardsman!
06:44I'm not scared.
06:57Stand down! All of you, stand down!
07:01No one who would risk his own life to save another could be evil.
07:04I think perhaps our two teams should talk.
07:14Please, make yourselves at home.
07:18Classy.
07:21Allow us to introduce ourselves. Justice Guild!
07:24Roll Call!
07:24Catman!
07:25Black Siren!
07:27Green Guardsman!
07:28Tom Turbine!
07:29The Streak!
07:31Uh, yeah. I'm Green Lantern, that's Flash, Hot Girl, and Jaune Jones.
07:37And this is our official Justice Guild Junior Justice Guildsman, Ray Thompson.
07:41When I grow up, I'm gonna be a crime fighter.
07:43So long as you remember to eat right and stay in school.
07:46Haha, right.
07:50Jaune, what's wrong?
07:54A sudden dizziness. So strange.
07:57Nothing a tall, cold glass of milk won't cure.
07:59I think I have some freshly baked cookies, too.
08:02Let's let the men talk.
08:04They can talk all they like.
08:05Could you excuse us for a sec?
08:09I will not be patronized.
08:11We need answers here. So maybe, just this once, we can all play along.
08:18Yeah, right.
08:20So, you fight crime and bake cookies. How do you do it?
08:25This can't be real.
08:27Tell me about it. I almost busted a gut during that roll call routine.
08:31It's not that. It's the Justice Guild. They're comic book characters.
08:35What?
08:35When I was a kid, my Uncle James had the biggest comic book collection I'd ever seen.
08:39I'd go to his house every day after school and we'd read old comics all afternoon.
08:43What is the use of comic books when there are actual superheroes?
08:49I don't...
08:50So, The Streak, Tom Turbine, Green Guardsmen.
08:53They were the stars of my favorite comic book, the Justice Guild of America.
08:58This is too weird.
09:00I know it sounds corny, but those comics taught me what it meant to be a hero.
09:05Without them, well, maybe I wouldn't have this ring today.
09:09Okay.
09:13Hey, Cookie.
09:15One word and you'll be the fastest man alive with a limp.
09:18Then you'll never forget.
09:22We face a new threat.
09:24They wore different costumes, but they had the same amazing powers as our sworn enemies, the Streak and Green Guardsmen.
09:33Fiddlesticks.
09:34The Justice Guild foiled your crime and rather than admit you dropped the ball, you blame these phantom heroes.
09:40Cool it, sportsman.
09:42You want a piece of me, Dr. Blizzard?
09:48Enough squabbling.
09:50I propose a contest.
09:51No.
09:52A wager.
09:53A bet?
09:54And game?
09:55Each of us will see who can pull off the most spectacular crime.
09:59The winner will earn the honor of devising a plan to destroy the Justice Guild.
10:04In addition to making these new heroes disappear.
10:10Forever.
10:16I have a theory on how you came to be here.
10:19As an expert in nuclear physics, infinite number of parallel dimensions, each containing its own planet Earth.
10:25Each Earth occupies the same location in space, but vibrates at a different speed.
10:30Flash, the energy blast you absorbed caused you to match the vibration rate of our Earth.
10:35So he created a tear in the dimensional barriers which brought us here.
10:40Hey, it was an accident, okay?
10:43But this still doesn't explain the Justice Guild comics I read when I was a kid.
10:46Perhaps the creators of those comics had a subconscious link to this Earth.
10:51What they thought was merely imagination was a psychic memory of the Justice Guild's real exploits.
10:56I couldn't have put it better myself.
10:58Fascinating.
10:59But how do we get back to our world?
11:06I've been tinkering with a prototype trans-dimensional gateway.
11:11Cool!
11:11How does it work?
11:14Unfortunately, I haven't been able to harness a suitable energy source to power it.
11:19Really?
11:20I guess you're going to be stuck with us for a while.
11:24Don't worry, friends.
11:25I will toil night and day until I discover a way to get you home.
11:29In the meantime, how about coffee and dessert?
11:32Black Siren?
11:32Right, Chief.
11:35Hot Girl?
11:36I am not getting dessert.
11:41Saved by the bell.
11:44Sergeant O'Shaughnessy, to what do we owe this honor?
11:46Sorry to drop by unannounced, but we received this letter down at the precinct.
11:50I rushed it over here as fast as I could.
11:52Not as fast as yourself, of course.
11:54Well, for someone without superhuman speed, you did just fine, Sergeant. Thanks.
12:04Jeepers!
12:05What does it say?
12:06To the Justice Guild.
12:07Prepare for our most fiendish plot of all.
12:09A crime spree based on the four elements of the ancient world.
12:13Fire, air, water, and earth.
12:15Catch us if you can.
12:17Dastardly yours, the Injustice Guild.
12:20What kind of criminals tip off the authorities?
12:22The worst kind.
12:23I doubt there's enough good between the four of them to care for a wounded puppy.
12:28Justice League, we need your help.
12:30You can count on us.
12:31Ray, the decoder rings.
12:39We don't have time to induct you with a formal ceremony, but consider yourselves honorary members of the Justice Guild.
12:46I don't believe.
12:48You could order rings just like these off the back of the old comic books.
12:52Nice plastic.
12:53We should split into teams if we're to have any hope of defeating the Injustice Guild.
12:58Let's just go with the person on our left.
13:00So I guess it's you and me, huh?
13:03Can I come?
13:04Can I?
13:04Can I?
13:05I would hesitate to put the boy in harm's way.
13:08Sure thing, little buddy.
13:09Oh, boy!
13:12I'll remain here and work on the trans-dimensional gateway.
13:16Getting you home is of equal importance.
13:19Thanks.
13:20Ladies first.
13:21Except that he can go.
13:23Right.
13:23With his two hands.
13:31Obviously, the clue fire can only mean one thing.
13:34They plan to steal the fabled flame of Rasputin.
13:36A precious ruby necklace on loan to the Seaboard City Museum.
13:39You know your stuff.
13:41It's an honor to fight beside you.
13:43The feeling's mutual.
13:44You're a credit to your people, son.
13:46Uh, thanks.
13:47Yeah, you could say that back then.
13:49And son, he's like 40-something years old.
13:53He has gray hair.
13:57I don't see you gray on him.
14:01Abracadabra!
14:11Stop!
14:12This time we've caught you red-handed.
14:15Indeed.
14:16But I've got one more trick up my sleeve.
14:21This calls for a little traveling music.
14:31Yes!
14:31My hunch about the air crime was dead on.
14:34Music Master was after that priceless antique flyer.
14:37I'll stop him.
14:43Ha!
14:46Stop!
14:48What are you doing?
14:49We can't destroy that plane.
14:51It's an irreplaceable piece of our nation's aviation heritage.
14:54Then how do you suggest we stop him?
14:57By using our wits.
15:00Citizens of Seaboard City, I am proud to unveil this new fountain as a symbol of my commitment
15:08to our fair city's future.
15:15Freeze!
15:25If you'll excuse me, Mr. Mayor, I'll be leaving with my chill-gotten gains.
15:32Chill out, Blizzard!
15:37We're putting you on ice.
15:39Forgive me if I give you the cold shoulder.
15:42Look out!
15:48Hold still, Blasto!
15:50Let's go!
15:55Exit!
15:55Stage left!
16:03What the?
16:06A pity he uses his talents for evil, rather than entertain children at birthday parties.
16:17The trophy for the Seaboard City Clay Court Tennis Championship.
16:21The perfect earth-
16:22Time to make me filthy rich!
16:25Uh-oh.
16:28Holy hijacking, Cat-Man!
16:30Hang on, Ray!
16:38Take the controls!
16:40Take the controls!
16:42Take the controls.
16:42I said 12.
16:48What's this? A new player?
16:50No matter.
16:51Watch the birdie!
17:02Game, set, and match.
17:06Go left. I'll cut him off.
17:08Remember about the plane.
17:09I'll be gentle.
17:13Ha!
17:14Bravo to the fat lady!
17:16May she keep on singing.
17:18Halt!
17:18In the name of justice!
17:24What?
17:27Ha!
17:32Hey!
17:41Steady the scaffold. I'll go after the plane.
17:44I can't!
17:45My ring has no power over aluminum!
17:48Terrific!
17:50Yeah.
17:51It's definitely golden and silver age, cause...
17:54Superheroes used to have stupid weaknesses like that.
17:58Green Lantern Alan Scott had...
18:00A weakness to wood.
18:02Green Lantern Alan Scott!
18:11He's so quiet.
18:12Awe!
18:13Awe!
18:13Stay here!
18:15Awe!
18:21Awe!
18:21Awe!
18:24Awe!
18:26Awe!
18:28Awe!
18:30Awe!
18:32Awe!
18:32Awe!
18:32Oh, yeah, you can't escape my killing chill
18:41I'm just getting warmed up
18:48Like I said you never had a snowball's chanson
18:58You gotta be kidding
19:07Oh
19:10Well, Obama
19:20Flash out cold day
19:30It seems I've captured the greatest prize of all.
19:46Thanks.
19:47Think nothing of it.
20:00What is this?
20:03John!
20:23Lost him.
20:34Here lies Scott Mason.
20:36The Green Guardsman?
20:38Whoa!
20:39No!
20:41Oh, wait!
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