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Richie gets powers and lets them go to his head
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00:00Yeah, sir.
00:06Even sinister tentacles threaten to strangle the fair city of Dakota.
00:10But fear not, for today, a new champion is born!
00:17Soaring through the sky, our young hero spots trouble on the ground!
00:22Alright, Doctor Insidious, your plan to destroy the world with your Mondo Gravity Ray is over!
00:31Armed with this awesome electro-corner staff, he makes quick work of the evil Doctor's heinous henchmen.
00:39You're about to be a grown man.
00:41My staff!
00:46Dodging death rays, he makes a desperate dive for the control panel.
00:49If he can reach it, hee, hee!
00:51How long have you been there?
00:53I came in as heinous henchmen.
00:55Why didn't you say anything?
00:57I wanted to see how it turned out.
01:00Eh, very funny.
01:01Bro, you're almost a grown man, bro.
01:04And I don't believe in the, oh, you're a grown man.
01:07You're almost a grown man.
01:10Stop.
01:11I'm sorry, Rich.
01:13But hey, man, it's no big deal.
01:14Sometimes I still pretend to be Green Lantern.
01:16Hail, Guardians of the Universe!
01:19Everyone's always a big jo-
01:20It's funny because it's just Phil Lamar changing his voice.
01:24Joke to you, isn't it?
01:25What?
01:27Come on.
01:28You know, sometimes I think the wrong guy got the powers.
01:31Sometimes I think if I-
01:34Never mind.
01:41What'd you wait?
01:45Hey!
01:45Oh, man.
01:53Wanted to see how it turned out.
01:56Hey, I more like wanted to see you make a fool of yourself.
01:59It's just so cool.
02:04Hey, are you okay?
02:05I-I didn't see you.
02:06I'm so sorry.
02:07That's all right, son.
02:14What was that?
02:15What was what?
02:17I'm not sure.
02:19I thought-
02:26What's so funny?
02:30Hey, mister!
02:35Where'd they go?
02:37Where'd they go?
02:42And suddenly, everybody's gone but me.
02:44And the place totally gets this haunted house vibe.
02:47So I tore out of there.
02:50Mm-hmm.
02:51The thing is, though,
02:53I felt weird ever since that old guy grabbed my hand.
02:56Richie, you've been weird as long as I've known you.
02:58Wanna refill on cola?
02:59Yeah, and don't scrimp on the ice, man.
03:01It's free.
03:02Very good, sir.
03:03Would you like a slice of lime with that?
03:07Look out!
03:08Runaway truck!
03:10Look out!
03:11Look out!
03:13Look out!
03:13Look out!
03:19Here, doggy!
03:20Here, boy!
03:47Here!
03:49Let's get out of here
03:56Okay, bro fire away
04:03Okay, last time you were in danger, so maybe if we recreate the situation
04:19Mmm
04:22You my friend just had a genuine superhero origin moment
04:26She always wanted a sidekick. Excuse me sidekick. I thought we were partners. We'll work out the billing later. Can
04:33you do it again?
04:51Yeah
04:57That was cool try it again. Let's see how tough it is. I'm gonna give it a little juice
05:03Ready when you are V-Man
05:07Is that all you've got
05:14Cool wonder what else you can do I got an idea about that
05:22Oh
05:22Whoa
05:24Look at me. I'm flying
05:30Richie you're too high come down before somebody sees you
05:49Hang on man. I'm coming
05:54You okay? I guess
05:55Then what did you think you were doing? You could have blown both our secret identities
05:59What secret identity? Weren't you watching my powers are gone?
06:06Hmm
06:11Richie, are you okay?
06:12I'm just not hungry mom
06:13Richard Osgood Foley not hungry?
06:17You must be coming down with something
06:19I'm fine mom
06:20Um, but I gotta go. I'm supposed to meet Virgil
06:23Bye
06:35Where is he?
06:37Looking for someone?
06:46He came back old man
06:57Incredible
07:00I'm glad you came back
07:01That's right
07:02At my age it's rather odd to find oneself a baby again
07:06A baby?
07:08A bang baby
07:09However, instead of gaining powers of my own
07:12I can only give them to others
07:14As I did with run and jump
07:17And as I did with you
07:21Who are you?
07:23My real name is unimportant
07:25Call me Ragtag
07:28From the moment I touched your hand
07:30I knew you were special
07:32I could tell you have great potential
07:35So you can give me powers again?
07:37Of course
07:38And in return for my gift
07:40I only ask one thing
07:42At least for now
07:43Promise me you will never tell anyone
07:46Where or how you got your powers
07:50I promise
07:51Good
07:52Then it's our little secret
07:54Ah
08:19Richie
08:20Richie, come in
08:21Maybe he's not carrying his shock box
08:23Well, there's more than one way to make a phone call
08:33He can do that?
08:36Oh, Richie's not at home
08:37Hello?
08:37Hi, Mrs. Foley
08:38It's Virgil
08:39Is Richie home?
08:40I thought Richie was with you
08:42Oh
08:43Yeah, right
08:44We were supposed to meet at the place about the thing
08:47The where?
08:48I better get right over there before he leaves
08:51Great
08:52Now I'm covering for him
08:54I better figure out where he is before his mark
09:03I told you this load was too heavy
09:05Okay, okay
09:06Let it down easy
09:16Where is everybody?
09:35Ok
09:35Out of nowhere
09:36Ariel, get my соз Grape
09:39Go
09:40It's pulling apart
09:43Ah
09:58There's help from above, when push comes to shove.
10:12Another guy to sustain the last one.
10:27Something landed.
10:28What about our crane?
10:32Everybody's a critic.
10:37You guys okay?
10:42I'll take that as a yes.
10:44You saved us!
10:45My hero!
10:47Oh really, it was nothing.
10:50Well, not entirely nothing.
10:59Hey everyone, it's Static.
11:01He helped me save you.
11:04You're welcome.
11:06Oh wow!
11:07That was great!
11:08You were great!
11:09Fantastic!
11:10You saved us, it was great!
11:11What's your name?
11:12Where did you get your power?
11:12Oh, can I have your autograph?
11:13Well, I...
11:15Much as I hate to break up this little meeting of your fan club, we gotta talk.
11:27You wanna tell me what's going on?
11:29Simple.
11:29I'm a superhero.
11:30Yeah, Richie.
11:31I got that much.
11:33Excuse me.
11:34When I'm in costume, I prefer that you address me by my superhero handle.
11:37From now on, just call me Push.
11:40Okay, Push.
11:41How'd you get your powers back?
11:43And where'd they come from in the first place?
11:45Sorry, bud.
11:46That's classified.
11:47What?
11:48And this isn't like you.
11:50The heavy two, the big secrets.
11:52What's up?
11:53Nothing's up.
11:54Except me!
11:54I feel great!
11:55Better than I ever felt!
11:57That doesn't answer my...
11:58Hey!
11:59Does this have something to do with that old guy you met?
12:02It does, doesn't it?
12:04Mind your own business, V.
12:05You are my business partner.
12:08Oh, I see.
12:09When you're the only one with powers, everything's fine.
12:11When I get them too, suddenly it's a crisis.
12:13That's not what I said, Rich.
12:15Frankly, I just think this thing is getting out of your control.
12:18I can handle it!
12:19And I don't have to explain myself to you or anybody.
12:22Now back off!
12:23Ah!
12:24Oh!
12:45Oh!
12:46Oh!
12:50Haha, that makes you feel like it's a piece of a piece?
12:59Oh!
13:00Oh!
13:01Whoa!
13:03Uuhh!
13:03Hey!
13:03Whoa!
13:03Huh!
13:05Uh.
13:11Oh, yeah.
13:13Good.
13:20Well, how very good to see you again, my young friend.
13:25Oh, by the way, I heard about your little heroic exploit today.
13:29Wonderfully done. Really.
13:32Please. I need some more.
13:34Of course you do.
13:41That should last you long enough.
13:43No. I need more.
13:45And you shall have more. Much more.
13:49But first, you'll have to do something for me.
13:54What do you mean?
14:08I'll be a piece of cake.
14:10First, Jump will teleport inside.
14:14Once he takes out the alarms, all you have to do is get the place open.
14:27Then it's up to me to grab the loot. In and out, quick as a flash.
14:30What do you say? I never agreed to steal anything. I want to be a superhero.
14:38Man, you can't be a superhero without powers.
14:41What?
14:42We've had ours for weeks. After a few recharges, it feels like they'll never go away.
14:47No one's gonna know, dude. You do what the old man wants, you get what you want.
14:52All that power rushing through your body. Doesn't it feel good?
14:56Come on, man. You know you love it.
14:59No!
14:59Can't believe I went this far.
15:01The static's right. This whole thing is getting out of control.
15:04I'm gone.
15:05Too late, hero.
15:07There's a price for what we've been given.
15:09We're doing this.
15:10Wait!
15:16Just stay out of our way. No, I'm gonna stop you.
15:21Ha! All by yourself? Nah, that'd be stupid.
15:31Ha! Uh.
15:35What happened? He did it! He did it!
15:50What's the problem, Push? Running out of juice?
15:54Cause I'm not.
16:03Now, I'm gonna do the same thing to you.
16:06Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:08I thought you were out of power.
16:09He is, but he's not out of friends.
16:12Ha! You'll have to be a lot faster than that to beat me, slowpoke.
16:16Thanks for the tip.
16:19Hey! What'd you do?
16:21I call it my static click.
16:24Ha! He's stuck there.
16:26Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:31Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:35Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:45Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:46Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:47Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:52Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
16:56Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah
17:06Jump? Is that you?
17:09Oh, I'm sorry. The correct answer is static.
17:12But we do have some lovely parting gifts for you.
17:14I don't understand.
17:16Then I'll keep it simple.
17:18I'm here to close down your little school for delinquent metahumans.
17:21But I...
17:24Are you all right?
17:25I'm perfectly well. How about you?
17:30Yes, static. It works both ways.
17:33In a few moments, I would have drained you of your entire life force.
17:38No!
17:40Let him go!
17:46I gave you powers most people can only dream about.
17:49And this is a thanks that I get in return.
17:53Yes.
18:02Oh, still, you!
18:04I don't know. Somehow that seems like a really bad idea.
18:14Richie, please, help me!
18:18Please, help me!
18:20Hang on!
18:21I...
18:24You won't escape me, you inbreed!
18:38V?
18:39V?
18:39V?
18:40Uh...
18:41How do you feel?
18:42When I wake up, remind me to be very angry with you.
18:48Incredible.
18:51I got faith in you!
18:53I got faith in you!
18:54I got faith in you!
19:15Man to main!
19:16No quarter asked, no quarter given!
19:19You're on!
19:20Give me a quarter.
19:24Your will is strong, young bushwhacker.
19:26But it is no match for my thumbs of darkness!
19:29Oh, yeah?
19:30How about that?
19:32Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:33Oh!
19:33How are you dressed?
19:36Sounds like Samurai Jack.
19:38Wink, wink.
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