- 2 days ago
While Virgil's sister Sharon nearly figures out he's Static, he has to deal with 2 superpowered menaces, also a brother and sister
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00:00Sir.
00:01Now, Virgil, time to eat!
00:10And this is...
00:12Dinner.
00:12Could you be more specific?
00:14It's meatloaf. Enjoy.
00:17What the freak ton of meatloaf is that?
00:18Not on the pink side, huh?
00:20Look, while Dad's away at that counselor's conference, I'm in charge.
00:24That means you're gonna eat what I cook, clear?
00:27Alright, chill.
00:28Could I at least have some ketchup?
00:31Since you're already up.
00:32I don't need this excuse.
00:34I'm carrying 16 units at school.
00:35I volunteer at the hospital.
00:37You don't like my cooking.
00:38Well, then you can just...
00:43Starve.
00:46Well, gotta go.
00:48Thanks for dinner.
00:49Slow down.
00:50Where you going?
00:50Some video arcade?
00:52No, I'm gonna meet Richie to do a little homework.
00:55Excuse me, did you just say video arcade?
00:57That is so Y2K.
00:59It's what?
01:00Y2K.
01:01Last year.
01:01Out of date history.
01:03Everybody's saying it.
01:04They are not.
01:05That's just some stupid thing you made up.
01:10Ow!
01:11Wow.
01:12Hot.
01:12Hot.
01:14Two.
01:15Hmm.
01:16Bop-Bop.
01:18Bop-Bop.
01:20Bop-Bop.
01:21Man, the things I do to keep peace in the house.
01:24Bop-Bop.
01:25Bop-Bop.
01:26Bop-Bop.
01:29Bop-Bop.
01:30Bop-Bop.
01:39Bop-Bop.
01:40Second.
01:41This ain't fun for me either.
01:43But it's the only way to help Grandma.
01:45You do want to help her, don't you?
01:47Mmm-hmm.
01:48Alright!
01:48Let's get wit it.
01:52Yo, little man.
01:54If you're not twenty-one you can't try the fun.
01:56Well, I'm sure you're making exception in our case.
01:59Maybe you didn't hear me.
02:00Ugh! No! Maybe you didn't hear me!
02:15Why are they trying to get into a club?
02:23Way too noisy in here! Can't hardly hear myself think!
02:45K.R., you yuppies and buffies! Hit the floor!
02:49Wow.
02:53Nobody's doing like I asked!
02:56But Raj, it's on you!
03:08Go, go, go!
03:10Shout out to Raj.
03:11Tired?
03:14Tired!
03:16Tired!
03:19Tired!
03:24Tired!
03:25Tired!
03:27Tired!
03:29Tired!
03:38you told her we were doing homework on a friday night think she won't believe me
03:44no she will which doesn't say much for our social lives hey something's up with that
03:48new club on warren later i said can you describe the people who attacked you what what did they
03:59look like no i feel all right i just can't hear so good hey g very hip place to hold
04:09a policeman's
04:10ball am i too late to buy a ticket there was a robbery here static metahumans any idea who did
04:15it one of them was like a human loudspeaker the other one somehow conjured up a pack of tigers
04:21soul train meets the discovery chant hey it's static come here hey it's my cell
04:32you don't have time to deal with reporting
04:34my last nerve every dinner i make he gives me grief about it it's not like my cooking's that bad
04:40of course not not fine hey even your friends know your cooking sucks wait talk about electric
04:50who do you think did this static slipstream he's a minor and you're going to jail
04:58play no these are new bang babies besides we got those other guys chilling in jail they are totally
05:04y2k y2k y2k like what's that mean he's saying they're history it's an expression virgil uses it
05:11all uh sharon you all right yeah fine catch you later guys
05:22no way
05:31oh come on don't die i'm only five blocks from home
05:37daddy
05:40in the flesh
06:01virgil
06:03static
06:05no couldn't be
06:11it's absolutely steady
06:15oh yeah that's what i'm talking about you can use the credit cards also take an inventory
06:21i thought we breakfast or something
06:24what is your problem why does all have to happen here one day we're living large in the burbs
06:31next we're here in this pit stinks doesn't it
06:38first mom goes then dad then this
06:44i know sis i know i miss him too but maybe you're stepping in that spill from the big bang
06:50was payback
06:51almost a gift you call this a gift we're freaks okay maybe not a gift
06:59then how about an opportunity now we got a way to get back what we had and a way to
07:03help grandma thank
07:05her for taking us in we're all she's got i know that that's why we're doing this so we can
07:12buy her a nice
07:12place you just gotta trust your big brother okay
07:20breakfast virgil uh sure
07:25here's syrup blueberry jams i can make bacon if you want um this is good thanks
07:32you're welcome
07:39oh do those need a little warm-up no they're perfect really so how was your evening do anything
07:48interesting what do you mean you know when you went out to where'd you go again i'm moving ah
07:56was that after you and richie did your homework homework no see after that we went and saw
08:05you feelin right me sure and you fine well i'm gonna go now oh off on an important errand are
08:17you
08:17uh no i'm just going up to my home okay okay little brother bye
08:24bye
08:39yo check it out you're back with dr mac on the big dk now i am gazing at a stack
08:45of green like you never
08:46see no lie right here in the studio 102 000
08:51dollars we are looking for the 27th caller if that's you you are a 102 dk winner
08:58huh what kind of fool's gonna fall for that height
09:03hey yo v i'm gonna win richie yeah i've been speed dialing wdk for an hour i'm on hold
09:10i'm gonna wait what was that oh no shh uh listen up y'all we got us a special guest
09:20in the studio
09:21calls himself boom and i i just won 102 000 big ones right uh-huh he's stealing my prize money
09:31i'm on it
09:33uh-huh
09:33virgil are you listening to the radio virgil
09:40hey you there come in static
09:45ricky
09:45uh the cellular unit you called is not responding or is out of range please try your call again later
09:55gotcha
10:04any sign of them yet
10:10back off firebo i got the drop on you okay sis make it big
10:18uh
10:30looks like the circus is in town
10:35they're not real
10:43so
10:43cover your ears
10:45fire
10:56Fire him!
11:23Look, I didn't want to do it, but Byron made me help him.
11:27Uh-huh.
11:28So what is he, your boyfriend?
11:30No way, he's just my brother.
11:33Oh.
11:33Guess he can be a real pain sometimes, huh?
11:35But he's not acting like his normal self.
11:38Lately, he sort of scares me.
11:41Mirage, no offense, but your bro sounds whacked.
11:44It happens to a lot of bang babies.
11:46It messes with their heads.
11:47He's still my brother.
11:49Hey, I hear you.
11:50Doesn't matter how much trouble they get into, your family is your family.
11:53You still care about him.
11:56Look, you rest.
11:58We'll talk later.
12:00Her brother?
12:01That could be a problem.
12:02Family ties and all.
12:04Yeah, but she's coming around.
12:05At least she's not in any hurry to see him.
12:12Him.
12:18On the other hand, she may not have a choice in the matter.
12:26We now...
12:27For you, Mary Jo.
12:28I thought you done got killed.
12:29No, I'm fine, but...
12:31Tommy!
12:32Look out behind you!
12:34He's missing!
12:36Why are you sitting here?
12:37You hate this kind of movie.
12:39I just think we should spend more time together.
12:41Gee, thanks, but no thanks.
12:44Would you say no to these?
12:45Me to a basketball game.
12:47Because I'm your sister, silly.
12:49Really?
12:50Right.
12:51So exactly when did the aliens replace you with this clone?
12:55Yeah, that's right.
12:56Next I see Static, I'm gonna give him a whirl to earth.
12:59Listen to you.
13:01You're not some gangster from the hood.
13:03We're from Southfield.
13:05Byron, I know it's not your fault.
13:08It's that bang baby thing.
13:10It made you sick.
13:11You need help.
13:13Okay, baby sister.
13:16Hey.
13:19God dang it.
13:20Promise?
13:21No trouble?
13:22It'll be no trouble at all.
13:32Virgil, stay close.
13:33Any closer, we'd be wearing the same pair of pants.
13:37Okay, Sharon, what's up?
13:38Why are you hanging on me like this?
13:40Because, Virgil, I know the truth.
13:43I know that you're static.
13:47Now, what makes you say that?
13:50Static looks like you.
13:52Static talks like you.
13:53And the other night, I saw him flying right into our neighborhood.
13:56That's all just coincidence.
13:58Then how do you explain this?
14:00I found it in your room.
14:02I heard Richie's voice coming out of it, and he was saying, static, static.
14:07Oh, that, well, no.
14:09He's probably getting static.
14:10See, this is just an old walkie talkie Richie and I are trying to fix.
14:14And he was probably complaining about the static.
14:17You know, the, shh, all that.
14:20Well, okay, Virgil, you play it your way.
14:22But sooner or later, you're going to change into static.
14:25And I intend to be right there when you do.
14:28Hey, V, I didn't know you were going to be here.
14:30What you doing?
14:32Uh, going to the bathroom.
14:34Stopping the crowd.
14:35And so are you.
14:35Virgil!
14:37Man only.
14:38Bye.
14:39Just saw Boom and Mirage in the crowd.
14:41Oh, no.
14:42And Sharon has figured out that I'm static.
14:45Uh, I might be partially responsible for that.
14:48You think?
14:49What do we do, bro?
14:50There's gotta be some way to cool her down.
14:52The sprinklers.
14:54Yeah, giving enough juice to set off the whole section.
14:57Just what I was thinking.
15:00Huh?
15:03Hey!
15:04Oh, my clothes!
15:07I bet those pants are dry-cleaned, too.
15:11Uh-oh.
15:12Sounds like Mirage and her bro are making their move.
15:14What about Sharon?
15:15She's gonna have to wait until I can pull the plug on Mr. Boombox.
15:19I'm gonna manage it this way.
15:22And that way.
15:23So where did the door go at?
15:27He's in the move.
15:28Huh.
15:29Nice cover-up.
15:32This guy is hurt.
15:33You said there wasn't gonna be any trouble.
15:36And there wouldn't have been if he had done like I told him.
15:38Now let's go.
15:39No.
15:40Static was right.
15:41You are crazy.
15:43Quit saying that.
15:44Who you gonna listen to?
15:46Your own brother or some flying freak?
15:48Ah!
15:49Uh, Alex?
15:50I'll take flying freak for $200.
15:51$200?
15:54Oh!
15:59There's gonna need more than one.
16:15This guy is harder on the ears than a rap metal concert.
16:18You're done messing with my plans, Static.
16:34Go away, Sharon.
16:36Richie, let go.
16:38Cher, it's dangerous in here.
16:40You want dangerous?
16:41Touch me again.
16:42I'll show you dangerous.
16:45Stay still, will ya?
16:47Sorry.
16:47I didn't quite catch that.
16:49But you can catch this.
16:50Yes!
16:54Woo!
16:55Yeah!
16:56You girlfriends!
16:58We're out of here, you two!
17:00Uh, whoever you are!
17:08That's a lot of damage.
17:14This has to stop!
17:19What?
17:20Don't lie!
17:21I can't see!
17:22Quit it!
17:41Let me out!
17:50I'm warning you!
17:55Hey, dude!
17:56It's like they say, people who live in glass houses should keep the volume down!
18:01Ha ha ha!
18:06Think fast, hero.
18:07Your sister has you right in her sights!
18:14There's Virgil!
18:15The last one out!
18:16Who's my point?
18:17See?
18:18The only point I see is the one on top of your head.
18:21So, are you gonna admit it?
18:23Admit?
18:24Oh, are you still going on with that crazy static talk?
18:27Ha ha ha!
18:29Ha ha ha!
18:30Ha ha ha!
18:30Static talk!
18:32Cut it out, Virgil!
18:34First you disappear, then static shows up.
18:36Static disappears, you show up!
18:39You can't tell me those sprinklers went off by accident!
18:42Sprinklers?
18:43Oh, that explains the hair!
18:45I thought you just had a perspiration problem!
18:47Fine!
18:48Tell you what, we'll just let Daddy figure it out when he gets home!
18:52Wait!
18:53Look!
18:56Now, what were you saying?
18:59He...
18:59You're...
19:00But if...
19:02You can't be...
19:03Did you hear me shouting at him?
19:05Oh!
19:05You must think I'm bugging big time!
19:08That would be my guess!
19:10Uh, how did you do that?
19:11Mirai!
19:12Static just asked a new friend for a small face.
19:25That's so good!
19:26Superhero!
19:26You had this...
19:26You're good!
19:27This is a good one.
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