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Static and Batman and Robin take down The Joker and Dakota's rogues
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00:08uh yes we are like totally organic i want begonias uh some orchids oh what are those
00:17there you go fresh blinches
00:22blinches i love blinches
00:28it's a bag baby good honor here sports scent deodorant mint toothpaste
00:37a hint of ionized oxygen static guess i better stay down when next time
00:54uh roger that air command we are in pursuit of the bogey and closing in
01:07man i'm being jacked by produce
01:22let's see so far i got you down for robbery vandalism and excessive cruelty to produce
01:27anything else you want to add
01:34the joker
01:37what is what
01:38come on everybody knows you don't get close to the jokers
01:43that voice is recognizable anywhere
01:52what is this place you guys stay cool man
01:57king or hot shot hot streak jerk
02:03now now we can't blame ferret for being a bit disoriented
02:10the joker so formal call me uncle j everyone does
02:17what are you doing here such a sad story you see things got a bit unc
02:22i'll actually call you an ambulance you you an ambulance when static is done with you
02:28comfortable for me back home thanks to a cranky bat my cadre of cronies were cast in the clink
02:35suddenly i was set adrift not a friend in the world
02:39then i realized dakota is just lousy with fun young people
02:43like you
02:45so i decided to pop in and scare up some new recruits
02:50look joker uh uncle jay i appreciate your saving me and all but i i don't think i'm what you're
02:56looking for
02:56thanks anyway
02:57don't be stupid man
02:59oh yeah this is the big leagues
03:03i don't care this guy is totally creeping me out
03:06well i certainly don't want you to feel uncomfortable ferret
03:10though it will be a shame to lose you
03:12and your power
03:17and a cute sense of smell isn't it
03:20yeah i hate
03:29what's happening to him
03:31i'm seeing to it that he leaves us
03:33on a happy note
03:38although the police sealed off the area the metahuman ferret managed to escape
03:43you're not eating?
03:44nuh uh
03:45good
03:46more for me
03:49it doesn't make sense
03:50why would anybody help ferret?
03:52and what made all those balloons explode?
03:54hmm
03:55too much hot air
03:57and police are still investigating today's bizarre hijacking at the east side fire station
04:03by the time we got downstairs they had taken two of our biggest rigs
04:07why would anyone steal a fire truck?
04:09the voice of the Lamar
04:11the heat is on gang
04:21heat is on?
04:23oh this guy kills me
04:25only if you don't do what he says
04:33okay boys
04:34make papa proud
04:40where's the fire?
04:42right here old man
04:47hit the floor now
05:02loud noises get on my nerves
05:04everything gets on your nerves ma
05:06hey i've got issues
05:09ahahaha
05:14all units bank alarm at dakota first national
05:19fly boy at two o'clock
05:20you heard her kiddies
05:22let's not be greedy
05:25looks like the fire department better rethink its hiring policy
05:32whoa whoa
05:33oh
05:35this is almost too easy
05:42oh man
05:43oh man
05:48fire's out kids
05:49time to go home
05:55a reminder
05:56what's your best moment
06:00what's so funny?
06:01monitor static is not a veteran still
06:05there
06:07missing you?
06:08what does that mean?
06:13he seems to be stabilizing
06:15but call me if his condition worsens
06:24graphically
06:25not yet
06:27heheheh
06:28Batman
06:37heheheh
06:39ha ha ha ha ha ha
06:41ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Focus
06:45Static, isn't it?
06:47Yeah.
06:48Man, I cannot believe I'm shaking hands with Robin, the boy wonder.
06:52Well, let's skip the boy wonder stuff, huh?
06:55I'm getting kind of old for it.
06:57See any clothing?
06:58Just his shoes.
07:00Lots of grease.
07:01Some metal shavings.
07:02On the top or the bottom?
07:03Top.
07:04Which means?
07:05He wasn't walking.
07:07They dragged him.
07:08Oh, yeah.
07:09Obviously.
07:10This will help him recover from the Joker's gas.
07:14The Joker?
07:15Um, here in Dakota?
07:17Why did he hog-tie ferret?
07:19And what's with that note missing you?
07:22He's bored.
07:23He needs an opponent who can measure up.
07:25Hey, I can measure up.
07:28Don't take it personally.
07:29Batman and Joker go way back.
07:31Can I help?
07:32Probably not.
07:37Is he always this grimly?
07:39Hey, he didn't say no.
07:44They go back at least 15 minutes.
07:46So after we busted his old game, we got a tip he was coming here to form a new one.
07:50That's why he had all those metahumans with him.
07:53Is this where Ferret disappeared?
07:54Uh, yes, sir.
07:56Would you mind?
07:57Oh, yeah, of course.
07:59No sweat.
08:07It's my pops.
08:09Here, use this.
08:14Come on, pops.
08:15Just another half hour, please.
08:17I'm hanging with the guys, that's all.
08:20I'm not far.
08:21I'm right under 30...
08:22I mean, right at 34th and Main.
08:24Just walking around, yeah.
08:26I know it's late.
08:28Okay, all right.
08:29I'll be there.
08:30I mean, Sven, I gotta get home.
08:34So we've gathered.
08:37This is crazy, bro.
08:37Where are we?
08:38The old industrial district.
08:40It goes on for miles along the river.
08:42He could be anywhere.
08:43We need to find another lead.
08:52Robert, are you here?
08:53Anything except interfere with superhero business of his own son.
08:59I don't know.
09:00Wait, what about tomorrow?
09:02Where can we meet?
09:03We'll call you.
09:05Yeah, but what if I find out something?
09:07How do I contact you?
09:09Use this.
09:10But only if it's important.
09:12Understand?
09:13Important.
09:15Yeah.
09:15See ya.
09:16Uh-huh.
09:17Nice working with you.
09:22Nice working with you?
09:24How lame is that?
09:26Big time superhero has to go home to daddy.
09:35What's your beef, Kangor?
09:37The guy's smarter than Ebon and Hyde put together.
09:40I'm almost glad Ebon's in jail.
09:43I still don't trust him.
09:45Look what he did to Ferret Man.
09:46Come on.
09:48Ah!
09:49Yo, Bigfoot!
09:50You almost hit me!
09:51Maybe next time you'll move.
09:53Maybe next time I'll broil me some kangaroo meat.
09:57Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
09:58Knock it off!
09:59Bossman wants us to get this done.
10:01You don't want to make him mad, do you?
10:14the world's greatest detective you think that name was just for the show or something here in
10:21Dakota this little bird boy so what it's five of us against three of them three oh yes including
10:30that drippy dry cell static maybe we should hit him first civil boy you may have stumbled onto
10:38something they don't know that we know they're here and that is all the advantage we may need
10:48batman and robin how cruel is that well would have been cooler if i had done at least one thing
10:53right
10:54last night hey you got him to the industrial district right and we know that wherever joker's
10:58hiding there's grease and metal shavings that narrows it down relax let me do some research
11:04on the internet you do that meanwhile i think i just found the best clue of all
11:15talented joker he's taking the bait
11:23time to call in the troops oh no the bat gizmo's gone this is not happening
11:31okay okay chill out there's gotta be a way to signal them
11:50uh bruce there's something you should see i guess we should be grateful he didn't use a loudspeaker
12:09where's the signal device i gave you the uh battery must have gone
12:15actually i kind of misplaced it so what do you have i saw talon fly in there you stay out
12:22here
12:22huh in case anyone shows up oh sure whatever you say
12:29static's big batman adventure waiting by the door
12:37you hear anything
12:39no my point exactly
12:45it's an ambush
12:46huh sweet dreams bad boy
13:14you'll have to excuse my kids they're so rambunctious lately
13:22should have brought a crossword puzzle or something
13:47are you kidding me brother
13:50richie come in rich you having any luck
13:53still searching bro we just don't have enough info to zero in on the hideout
13:57well now we gotta find it joker just grabbed batman and robin
14:01oh no how did you get away
14:03i didn't get away they trapped me in a tunnel i wasn't even worth capturing
14:08however they did manage to mortally wound your ego
14:11sorry i'm just frustrated i wanted to i don't know measure up
14:16oh wait wait wait wait batman and robin must have a communication system right like our shock foxes
14:21sure so if there's a way to send a radio signal there's a way to track it
14:42okay i'm inside shouldn't be too hard to figure out this thing
15:02how do you make this thing stop
15:06voice command
15:07uh okay plan b
15:11you see anything that looks like a tracking system
15:14i can't even find the steering wheel
15:19richie i think it heard me
15:21who made your coolness okay try this computer
15:25engage tracking device
15:29how did you know how to do that
15:31i watch a lot of sci-fi your turn
15:35computer engage autopilot
15:37virtual richie
15:38find batman and
15:39sapphire
15:40robin
15:47it appears you've lost the home field advantage grassy boy
15:51whereas i had the foresight to hire the local all-star team
16:00what's with the camera joker
16:02i'm preserving fond memories of your demise
16:05batso something for me and the kids to watch when this green hair has turned to grey
16:12you don't really think you're going to pull this off do you
16:14yeah i mean considering your batting average
16:17pardon the expression
16:20how droll
16:21but since we're all anxious to get this over with
16:26let's get this over with
16:29you know how i love toys batman
16:32here's how this one works
16:44you won't see that at the auto show
16:52let's go for a double header shall we
16:54bye-bye
16:56buddies
17:09what took you so long
17:11hey i'm here aren't i
17:12no
17:12no
17:17whoa
17:18oh
17:19miss it again
17:20whoa
17:21you are getting closer
17:28oh
17:29children
17:29uncle joker
17:31need you
17:32whoa
17:33whoa
17:33whoa
17:33whoa
17:34whoa
17:37whoa
17:38oh
17:46this is not good for the complexion
17:57Too bad it has to end this way, Robin.
18:00You and I are birds of a feather.
18:08I cannot tell you how many times I've heard that joke.
18:13I got dibs on the bat.
18:15Too late.
18:32I can't believe that we're just being fired at you.
18:40I can't believe it!
18:56oh really oh really that looks fun let me try
19:06not bad yeah sir
19:21well it's been a real slice thanks man anytime you want to hang together i am there deal
19:33batman i don't know what to say except it was a thrill working with you any chance we could
19:39you know team up again we'll see
19:48yes
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