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Static helps an ice powered homeless orphan named Permafrost around Christmas
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00:18Three apartment buyers, two train wrecks, and a cat stuck up in a tree.
00:22Some holiday.
00:24I'm going to be so late.
00:25We don't ever talk to me again.
00:28Oh, no.
00:30Because the lamp stayed lit, not for one day, but for eight days.
00:35This is why we observe Hanukkah, to mark our victory over the invaders.
00:40Anyone notice I was late?
00:41Oh, yeah.
00:44And to celebrate the rededication of the temple in Jerusalem.
00:48That's your cue, Fridala.
00:51Sorry, Grandpa.
00:54Happy Hanukkah.
00:56Oh, happy holiday.
00:58Happy Hanukkah.
00:58Okay, let's eat.
00:59Hey, Monica.
01:00Herjel?
01:01Frida, I want you to meet my son.
01:04Herschel, come here.
01:06Hi.
01:07So, how did your patrol go tonight?
01:09Good.
01:09I've accounted for almost every metahuman in town.
01:12Maybe things will stay quiet.
01:14They better.
01:14I've been invited to a lot of parties, and I'm not going to miss them.
01:17Daisy's having an early Kwanzaa thing.
01:19Omar's doing a Ramadan feast.
01:21Then there's Christmas, New Year's.
01:24What's this?
01:25Hey, Arthur.
01:26Pay the light bill, will you?
01:28Huh.
01:28Oh, my God.
01:31Hey, the whole block's gone dark.
01:34I've got a funny feeling.
01:36Richie, it's just a power failure.
01:38Come on, let's hit the buffet.
01:40How can you think about food?
01:42This could be some kind of crisis.
01:43You know what's a crisis?
01:45We're standing here talking while somebody else is eating Mrs. Gorin's latkes.
01:49Well, you could still check it out, Mr. Radio Wave.
01:52Huh.
01:54Reports from Dakota Hills, where an electric substation lies buried under a mountain of ice.
01:59Dozens of homes are in darkness and without heat on this, the coldest...
02:02Well?
02:03What is Green Lantern doing?
02:05Save me a plate.
02:06On the radio.
02:06Told ya.
02:14What's up, guys?
02:15Can't turn off the snow cone machine?
02:16Yeah, crazy, huh?
02:17You just sprouted up.
02:19Bang.
02:19And unless we get us a sudden heat wave, it's going to take us a week to hack through that
02:22thing.
02:23Stand clear.
02:25Give him room, boys.
02:36You melted all the ice.
02:39Don't believe it.
02:40Way to go, kid.
02:42Stick a fork in me.
02:43I am done.
02:46Hey.
02:50Run, boys.
02:52Gotta be charged somehow.
02:55Ha-ha.
03:05Come on.
03:07Come on.
03:10Come on.
03:11Come on.
03:12Come on.
03:12Come on.
03:12Come on.
03:12Come on.
03:13Come on.
03:13Come on.
03:16Okay, whoever you are.
03:18Come out where I can see you.
03:22Huh?
03:22Hey.
03:24Got any change?
03:26Well, look.
03:27I'd like to help, but now's not a good time, okay?
03:30Not a good time, no.
03:31Never a good time.
03:33No.
03:34No.
03:34No.
03:37That's the voice of Starfighter.
03:41Ow!
03:42Snowball fight, anyone?
03:44Ask me when I'm awake.
03:46In June.
03:47Well, aren't we a cranky little crime fighter this morning?
03:50Maybe this will perk you up.
03:53Static has agreed to light the 50-foot-tall tree at the Dakota City Media Plaza.
03:58Sounds cool.
03:59Hold on.
04:00How did this happen?
04:01Because I set it up.
04:04Hello, councilman's office.
04:05This is Static's publicist calling.
04:07Publicist?
04:08Fee, get with the times.
04:09You have to promote yourself.
04:11Meet and greet.
04:12Press the flesh.
04:13We're talking about Christmas Eve here, Richie.
04:15I got plans.
04:16Well, that's the price you pay for fame.
04:21Are you serious, brother?
04:24Now, any idea what to get your sister?
04:27Let's check out the pet store.
04:29Maybe they have a sale on muzzles.
04:30Oh, look at that.
04:36She's so young.
04:39Yeah, really sad, isn't it?
04:40How did...
04:41Wait, that girl.
04:48Ah, just remembered, I got a jet.
04:51Where are you going?
04:52The bathroom.
04:54All that hot chocolate just, you know, woo-hoo.
04:56Well, gotta go.
04:56Bye.
04:57That's more than I wanted to know.
05:03Whoa, chicky.
05:07Please don't touch.
05:09It's so beautiful.
05:11It certainly is.
05:13Now, run along.
05:13I don't think you belong here.
05:16Ah!
05:18No, no, no, I don't.
05:20I don't, I don't, I don't belong.
05:21I don't belong anywhere.
05:23Oh, no.
05:24Ho, ho!
05:24Ho!
05:31Ho, ho.
05:33Ho, ho, ho!
05:38Ho, ho!
05:43Ho, ho, ho!
05:43Ho, ho!
05:45Ho, ho!
05:46No, Daisy.
05:48Ha.
05:48Lo.
05:48My mistake.
05:49You'll be safer.
05:50Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Don't tear the gear!
06:03Microwave mode!
06:10I won't go. I can't. I won't. Mommy? What's gonna happen?
06:17We'll be okay, honey. I won't let anything hurt you.
07:09Mama!
07:11Mama!
07:12Mama!
07:13Mama!
07:17I'm with child services you have to come with me
07:44first floor dated fashions overpriced jewelry everybody out no sign of that
07:49bang baby next time I'm doing my shopping online so what did old blue
08:00cheeks take that's the weird part she didn't take a thing just freaked out
08:04trashed them all and took off you know the lifting would go faster with a
08:11little magnetic boost rich we're in a gymnasium full of people somebody might
08:17notice no sweat I'll create a distraction when my arms fall off hey I'm tired too
08:23okay this holiday is a total drag between the shopping and the family stuff not to
08:28mention the ice princess V you're a superhero you work 24 7 not 9 to 5 you
08:34have to be vigilant tireless dedicated you're right and on that note I'm out of
08:41here what happened to tireless and dedicated I wasn't talking about me I'm
08:48glad the church and community center could get together on this homeless project
08:51well since the politicians have decided it's not their problem I guess it's up
08:55to us hello Virgil hi Reverend Anderson pops can I go home now I suppose so
09:01thanks I'm getting poop for moving all this stuff Virgil this stuff is the only way
09:07some poor families can get through the holidays that's right the government says there are more
09:12than seven million homeless people in this country maybe a half a million of them are
09:16kids your age or younger out on the street totally alone how does that happen any one
09:22of a thousand ways long-term unemployment a marriage gone bad a runaway child man that's
09:28hardcore yes it is if you'd like we can talk more about it sometime time oh boy Daisy's Kwanzaa
09:36party I'm gonna be later no no no definitely no I know Richie I'm late same here my folks were
09:55driving me to Daisy's party with BAM this big Hawkins snowstorm hits I don't see a storm
10:01leaving out where you are a little miss frosty pants snowed in the turnpike for miles
10:08that girl is seriously cutting into my personal time
10:18not my fault no no not my fault okay uh you got a name the voices in the dark they
10:27call me
10:28something permafrost right permafrost I don't know what your problem is what you're doing has got to
10:35stop you have to come with me now you have to come with me
10:41no
10:46hey
10:51wait
10:51wait
11:04no
11:08no
11:09no
11:10wait
11:19you
11:23no
11:26no
11:27no
11:28no
11:28no
11:37This is some weather we're having.
11:41Hmm.
11:43She was heading down there.
11:45Dakota City Cable Car Company.
11:47Repair Depot.
11:53This place has seen better days.
11:56I'll take you on the video.
11:58Go away, do whatever you want to make.
12:02Throw away.
12:03Leave me alone.
12:04It's all right, man.
12:05I'm not going to hurt you.
12:06I'm looking for somebody.
12:08Everybody here keeps to himself.
12:10Yeah.
12:11Leave us alone.
12:12Get out.
12:13I can't trust nobody.
12:15Don't want any trouble.
12:17Relax.
12:18I'm trying to find a girl.
12:20She calls herself permafrost.
12:22About this tall, light blue skin.
12:24Come on.
12:25It's not the kind of thing you wouldn't notice.
12:27I know her.
12:29Follow me.
12:32She's not bad, you know.
12:34She just has problems.
12:36Up here.
12:41Oh, my God.
13:10I know this face.
13:12Maureen Connor.
13:13She used to come to the church for meals, but I haven't seen her in more than a year.
13:17Right after the Big Bang happened.
13:18What do you know about her?
13:20Her mother died a few years ago.
13:22Her stepfather wanted nothing to do with her.
13:24Before long, she ended up on the street.
13:26That's got to mess with her.
13:28I'm afraid it has.
13:29And sorry to say, she's fairly typical.
13:32Nearly half of all homeless people suffer from some type of mental illness.
13:35I'm not a social worker.
13:37How can I help someone like that?
13:40When you find her, try to remember this.
13:42She's not some faceless category.
13:44The homeless.
13:46She's a person like you and me.
13:47A person in pain.
13:49Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to preparing for Christmas Eve.
13:52We're having an interfaith service this year.
13:55You're welcome to join us.
13:56Hey, I wouldn't miss it for the...
13:58I forgot I have this other thing.
14:00A tree lighting ceremony.
14:03Church service.
14:04Pops will slaughter me if I don't show up.
14:07You ever have one of those days?
14:09Right.
14:10Of course you have.
14:14Particularly in this festive season,
14:16which is so filled with promise, laughter, joy, and hope.
14:20A season for families to come together.
14:22It's going to be New Year's by the time this guy stops talking.
14:25Now it is my great pleasure to introduce
14:27one of Dakota's most illustrious citizens.
14:30Hi!
14:31Thanks, Councilman.
14:32Well, let's light this baby, huh?
14:35Care to say a few words?
14:37Actually, I'm in kind of a rush.
14:39Some kind of emergency, is it?
14:41Yeah.
14:42I'm going to be grounded until I'm 90 if I don't hurry.
14:46Okay, here you go.
14:48Oh!
14:48Oh!
14:50Oh!
14:52Oh!
14:53Oh!
14:54Oh!
14:54Oh!
14:55Oh!
14:55Oh!
14:57Oh!
14:59Oh!
14:59Oh!
15:00Oh!
15:01Oh!
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15:07Oh!
15:15Oh!
15:18Oh!
15:20Oh!
15:21Oh!
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15:23Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:24Oh!
15:26Oh!
15:27Oh!
15:34Look, can we just talk for a sec?
15:37No! Give it back! It's mine!
15:40Give one back!
15:43Wait, is this about that photo?
15:45Hey, you can have it back!
15:48Come on, Marine, chill out!
15:52You know my name?
15:54I found out from some people.
15:56People who care about you.
15:58Nobody cares about me!
16:00Whoa, come on, slow down!
16:01I care! And I want to help you!
16:05I know what you've gone through.
16:07How could you know?
16:10Because I lost my mom, too.
16:16I know how hard it is.
16:18How the pain never really goes away.
16:23Is that why you did what you did at the mall and the power station?
16:26Those families, all happy and warm in their homes.
16:31They have no idea how it is out here.
16:34When you're homeless, people look right through you.
16:38It's like you're not even there.
16:39Yeah, I've been guilty of that.
16:42I thought when I got these powers, things would get better for me.
16:45They didn't.
16:48I'm more alone now than ever.
17:13I'm more alone now than ever.
17:17I know this place.
17:19It feels safe.
17:20It is safe.
17:21Looks like she's normal.
17:22Now listen carefully, Maureen.
17:24We want to help, but we can't make you do anything you don't want to.
17:29You have to choose.
17:30I want to get better.
17:34We want that, too.
17:36Now, Joanna here runs our homeless program.
17:38She'll get you some warm clothes.
17:39It's been pretty cold out there.
17:41Yes, it has.
17:49Will she be all right?
17:50I don't know.
17:52But as we say in my business, you have to have faith.
17:58I'm glad to see so many familiar faces tonight.
18:02And even happier to see lots of new faces, too.
18:06Now, maybe some of you haven't been to our church before.
18:09You belong to other faiths.
18:11But I want to tell you that despite our differences, we all have in common certain basic beliefs.
18:17Whether you are a disciple of Mohammed, a child of Abraham, or a member of the body of Christ,
18:24you know that you are called upon to care for the needy and the poor.
18:29That's right.
18:30Absolutely.
18:32Yes, Lord.
18:32Yes, Lord.
18:33This great country of ours is so very blessed, yet for some, the blessings are out of reach.
18:42Therefore, it is our duty to offer these people safe conduct through life's difficult journey,
18:48to be their ambassadors of compassion.
18:58You, uh, get something in your eye?
19:00No.
19:00I'm just starting to see what the holidays are really about.
19:05Merry Christmas, V.
19:06Back at you, bro.
19:08Oh, yeah.
19:09Oh, yeah.
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19:12Oh, yeah.
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