00:00You don't say...
00:30Faust clearly has a great passion for learning.
00:35Where'd he get this stuff? Warlocks are us?
00:41Don't touch that!
00:45Oops.
00:46Don't touch anything! We don't know what kind of powers we're dealing with.
00:54So who is this Faust?
00:56Felix Faust was once a respected professor of archaeology.
01:00But when he became fascinated with the mystic arts,
01:03he was kicked out of the university for his heretical ideas.
01:06He swore revenge on those who mocked him.
01:09And several later disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
01:15I have a pretty good idea what happened to them.
01:18Ew!
01:19He's mad.
01:21It gets worse. I found his journal.
01:23The last entries make reference to Tartarus.
01:28The Pit of Lost Souls.
01:30Isn't that just a myth?
01:33If only it were.
01:35Long ago in ancient times,
01:38my mother Hippolyta fell in love with a god, Lord Hades.
01:43When war broke out between the Olympian gods and their ancient foes, the Titans,
01:48Hades struck a treasonous bargain with the enemy.
01:50He would deliver Mount Olympus into the Titans' hands.
01:53In return, he would be given dominion over all humanity.
01:56Hades tricked my mother into opening the gates of Olympus to the invading Titans.
02:00There was a battle of which the Muses still sing.
02:04The gods fought back and eventually prevailed.
02:08As punishment for his treachery,
02:10Zeus cast Hades into the Pit of Tartarus,
02:12where he would rule over the dead for all eternity.
02:15And for her unwitting role in Hades' plot,
02:18my mother was charged with guarding the gateway to the underworld.
02:22To make sure the gate could never be unlocked,
02:24its only key was broken up and scattered across the globe.
02:28Mother told me she kept one of the pieces in the temple,
02:30as a daily reminder of her eternal shame.
02:33Then these relics we've been gathering are parts of the key?
02:38But why would Faust want it?
02:41Only one reason.
02:48He intends to use it.
02:52Where is this gateway to the underworld?
02:53Beneath Themyscira.
02:55Diana, you can't give Faust the key.
02:57If I don't, my mother and sisters will remain petrified forever.
03:01And if you do, it could mean the end of the world.
03:05Hmm.
03:07What are you going to do?
03:11We're going to kill Faust?
03:16I should thank you for raising such a devoted daughter.
03:19She was so eager to cooperate.
03:22Faust!
03:25Back already, and with hours to spare.
03:28I'm impressed.
03:30Have you got the relics?
03:36First, free my mother.
03:39Oh yes, yes, of course.
03:43Revis Vitae.
03:51Mother.
03:52After three thousand years, the key is finally complete.
03:56Diana, you didn't.
03:58What?
03:59Thank you for your assistance.
04:00But now that your usefulness is over...
04:03Petro Farkis!
04:04What?
04:06You're not the only one with an ace up your sleeve, pal.
04:09What is this?
04:14You brought men here?
04:16To Themyscira?
04:17Did you really think she'd trust a scum like you?
04:21It's over, Faust. Come along quietly.
04:23Never!
04:28Now you see me?
04:30Now you don't.
04:32Now you see me?
04:35Now you don't.
04:35Ha!
04:37Look how Flash is ran through you.
04:43Mmm.
04:45Now you don't.
04:46Flash it though.
04:51Ha!
04:55Hey!
04:55Hey!
04:56He's coming for you!
05:05Ah!
05:09Ah!
05:12Ah!
05:13Ah!
05:18Ah!
05:20Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:21Ah!
05:34I don't know why I can't remember what you've got so much screened to.
05:38Bolt.
05:39You mean halt.
05:41Break his loose.
05:45Amploid!
05:53Anybody got some weed killer?
06:11Come, your highness.
06:12We don't want to be late for the grand opening.
06:21Mother!
06:24Es necroponin elthomin!
06:40Too late.
06:41She's gone.
06:42And so is the key.
06:44No.
06:56Follow me.
06:58Are we going to...
07:19Oh, what's that smell?
07:21Don't ask.
07:43I beg you, stop this.
07:45You don't know what you're doing.
07:47I know exactly what I'm doing.
07:50I've dreamt of this moment my whole life.
07:52Now, let's not keep our new lord waiting.
07:59No!
08:01No!
08:04No!
08:14Thor Thor Soros.
08:16Help us!
08:19Do you?
08:23Yes.
08:23No!
08:30Yes.
08:34The School of Iron DEVILING
08:38Do my eyes deceive me?
08:40Can it be my dearest Hippolyta here to greet her lord and master on his triumphant return from...
08:47Ah, but you know where I've been.
08:49Not a day has passed that I haven't been reminded of your treachery.
08:53And not a day has passed that I haven't longed to feel the sweet touch of living flesh again.
09:01My lord, I've upheld my end of the bargain.
09:04I delivered your freedom to the Amazon Queen.
09:06Now, I demand what you promised me.
09:09Ah, yes.
09:11Ultimate knowledge.
09:13Ultimately, pain and suffering have all men's weapons.
09:21Good lord.
09:23So, we know who I need to try to test his spirit.
09:33Hurry, mother.
09:36Hippolyta, you didn't tell me you had a daughter.
09:46I wonder if she's as loving as her mother.
09:50This guy is a brilliant cannon.
09:51That's what I can do.
09:51Nice man.
09:51Nice man.
09:55Nice man.
09:56Nice man.
09:56Nice man.
09:57Nice man.
09:59Nice man.
10:03Nice man.
10:05Nice man.
10:08Nice man.
10:12Nice man.
10:16Woo, get this guy a breath, man.
10:29Yes.
10:32No.
10:36Are you all right?
10:37Yes, but Hades must be stopped.
10:45Do you dare to challenge a god?
10:51Uh-oh.
11:01Behold the fate of all the heroes.
11:26Get him off!
11:30Hang on.
11:39Ugh, gross.
11:58Yes, sir.
12:06Light work.
12:10They're endless.
12:12How should we overcome them?
12:13You can't.
12:19Yeah.
12:22Yeah.
12:26Yeah.
12:29Yeah.
12:31Yeah.
12:33Yeah.
12:35Yeah.
12:43Wow to me, mortals.
12:48Luminous, dactyl.
12:56Great power.
13:07Now you see his true face.
13:10Now you see his true face.
13:24Come, don't be shy, my love.
13:32No!
13:39I'll get to you when I'm finished with your mother.
13:45Diana, the key.
13:47It's our only hope.
13:58You will be mine, and mine alone.
14:02Diana, destroy the key!
14:14No!
14:15Back to the pit, you all.
14:17Sir.
14:17No!
14:18Yes!
14:44Oh, he's dead.
14:45He's dead.
14:46He's dead.
14:46He's dead.
14:47He's dead.
15:07He's dead.
15:08Mother!
15:10I've got you.
15:12I've got you.
15:14Ahh.
15:15Ugh.
15:16Ugh.
15:17Ugh.
15:29I'm not going to die.
15:59he's gone what did you ever see in him ancient history thank athena it's finally over is it
16:07what about our amazon sisters
16:17is there nothing we can do for them i still have this snake here to do hickey but only faust
16:24knew the
16:25spells without him yow look
16:49but how faust's enchantment could only last as long as he willed it
16:54so now that he's gone the spell is broken it's a miracle athena be praised yes sir
17:02and for your brave assistance against the sorcerer faust and the mad god hades you have earned our
17:08eternal gratitude did you hear that eternal gratitude after she hands out the medals how
17:14about you and me taking a private tour of paradise
17:18she wants me indeed before you leave please accept these royal offerings
17:33you are all truly heroes thank you your majesty
17:38cool yes sir diana princess of themiscera stand forth
17:47as your mother i am overjoyed that you have finally returned to us
17:54but as your queen i am obliged to uphold the laws of themiscera and in bringing these outsiders to our
18:01island you have broken our most sacred law this cannot be overlooked but mother
18:12diana i have no choice it is with a heavy heart that i must exile you from themiscera
18:17what you can't do that she risked her butt to save all of you she hey please she did this
18:24because she
18:25loves you you can't punish her for that no mother's right i did break the law and i humbly accept
18:31your
18:31judgment
18:35the fates were against us mother goodbye
18:40present arms
18:48that's it you're just gonna walk away this is so bogus don't make this harder than it already is
19:07diana let's go
19:19diana let's go
19:22diana let's go
19:25diana let's go
19:26diana let's go
19:27diana let's go
19:27diana let's go
19:28diana let's go
19:29diana let's go
19:30diana let's go
19:31diana let's go
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