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AJ McKenzie
  • 16 hours ago
Humanite sells out Luthor because Wayne buys him out
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00:03wakey wakey batman joker i should have known you'd be in on this really i must be falling into a
00:13rut
00:13you're getting a broken job i'm not going to leave him like this are you why hello he's still alive
00:20and he's going to stay that way until i say we don't need him anymore lex lex listen to someone
00:27who knows don't wait do it now you don't like my decisions and they say i'm crazy
00:47what those restraints are pure titanium he'll never get loose and that stasis field will prevent
00:52the martian from locating him now batman you must have some kind of passkey or access code i can use
01:00against your friends where is it guess grundy
01:12i told you shut up bring that upstairs i'll get it open
01:28humanite grundy watch him
01:38grundy what's luthor paying you for this money lots of it as much as he's getting
01:46i don't know look at all you've had to put up with you should be getting more more than me
01:53preposterous
01:57is it
02:20fascinating
02:26Careful! Just because you won't live to see old age doesn't mean the rest of us don't want to.
02:32What was that?
02:36I should have known.
02:41Unhand me, you wetless zombie!
02:45Take that back!
02:48Stop it right now!
02:52You imbeciles are killing me faster than the Kryptonite!
02:55Sorry.
03:00You did this, didn't you?
03:02Well, it won't happen again.
03:04Cheetah!
03:06Take over here. If our friend causes any more trouble, gag him!
03:25What's wrong?
03:26You don't look so good.
03:29Maybe we should get paid now.
03:32I'm fine. Now get out! I've got work to do.
03:39They're right. You don't look good.
03:42I can't give up now. I just need to buy more time.
04:15I'm fine. Can't you help?
04:15Maybe the part where I get so scared, I spill my guts.
04:18I'm warning you.
04:19What are you going to do, boy scout? Short by sheets? Give me a wedgie?
04:27Guards!
04:32Superman has become a joke. No aura. No anything.
04:39The Superman I know that took the fight to Darkseid and his own planet would never have stood for that.
04:54Take him back to the holding cell.
05:01Hasta la vista.
05:07That went well.
05:08How does Batman do it?
05:11And then what happened?
05:13My research opened whole new worlds. There was so much to do.
05:17But so little funding.
05:18You know about that.
05:19You didn't have enough for research subjects. So you used yourself.
05:23And now I'm a freak.
05:24That's not what I see.
05:25I see someone who was willing to give up everything for a cause she believed in.
05:30How do you know so much about me?
05:32Let's just say cats aren't the only ones who are curious.
05:38Too much curiosity can be dangerous.
05:41Maybe I like danger.
05:43Do you?
05:45Try me.
05:53She's been down there too long.
05:55Forget it. There's no way I'm going to leave you alone with him.
05:59But Lexi, where's your sense of fun?
06:02Besides, it won't cost you a cent.
06:05Humanite, go relieve Cheetah.
06:07Can't you send Grundy?
06:09Just do what I say.
06:10It's your funeral.
06:33What are you looking for?
06:34Bat car keys, bat breath mints.
06:45Careful you idiot.
06:48Wait.
06:49This is it.
06:51What?
06:51What?
06:52The key to our victory.
06:59Whoa!
07:00Runnin' on my heights.
07:03Hang on.
07:04We're almost there.
07:10Me, me, me, me and him all thought I'd be crazy.
07:27Fuck.
07:32Intruders.
07:52Well done, Grundy.
07:54Should we get to work?
07:55Uh, terrible.
08:01Still no word from Jean?
08:03Not since he sounded the alarm.
08:04Something's wrong up there. I can feel it.
08:07Then let's go.
08:12Showtime, everybody!
08:14Live and in color!
08:16The end of the Justice League.
08:18Don't make me laugh.
08:20It's no joke.
08:21There's a surprise hidden in your little clubhouse.
08:24And once your chums get there,
08:26Kabalooey!
08:29Popcorn?
08:31Oh well.
08:33More for me.
08:37Joker, you nauseate me.
08:42Oh, he's going to miss the show.
08:45And the sequel.
08:46What sequel?
08:50After Dom gets your friends, I get you.
09:14John!
09:24He's out cold.
09:25What could have happened?
09:26I'll take him to the medical bay.
09:28You find Batman.
09:51We've looked everywhere.
09:53Batman's gone.
09:56And so is the show.
09:58That must be him.
09:59Hello?
10:01I beg your pardon?
10:04Where?
10:05Hello?
10:06Hello?
10:07What did he say?
10:08It wasn't Batman.
10:09It was...
10:10Someone saying there's a bomb up here.
10:12Must be some kind of joke.
10:13No, this is serious.
10:14That's a secure line.
10:16Then what are we waiting for?
10:17Spread out and find it.
10:18Oh, no.
10:22Nope.
10:23Zilch.
10:24Nada.
10:27Not here.
10:32Upper levels are clear.
10:39Nothing on this deck.
10:41Keep looking.
10:47Wait.
10:48I've got a thermopatter.
10:50It's faint, but...
10:52Flash!
10:54I'm on it!
11:04Yes!
11:06Yes!
11:06Yes!
11:14No!
11:16It's not fair!
11:17They should be cosmic dust!
11:21Luthor, calm down.
11:22Your condition.
11:23What do you care?
11:24You're just a bunch of incompetent money-grubbing crooks!
11:28That's it.
11:29I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm out of here.
11:32Me too.
11:38Wait!
11:39I'll double your pay!
11:40What's the point?
11:42It's over.
11:43No!
11:44We can still win if we lure them here!
11:46I have a plan, but we've got to stick together!
11:50Grundy, not that dumb.
11:52All right then, triple!
12:02Batman's still not answering.
12:06It was Star Sapphire, Grundy, and the Shade.
12:11I saw them coming, and then everything went black.
12:15How could they have gotten in?
12:18Only one way.
12:19With Batman's transmitter.
12:25Oh, they've ruined the punchline.
12:31But I can still have my fun.
12:43Not funny, Bats.
12:46Oh!
12:48Luthor not want you alone with him.
12:50Oh, come on, Grundy old pal.
12:52What's a couple of nicks between friends?
12:55Go away.
12:57Party, pooper.
12:58Thanks.
13:00If you hadn't come along when you did.
13:03Could I have some water?
13:06Okay.
13:17Hey!
13:20Thanks.
13:22Uh-oh.
13:24You're smoked.
13:25You're cooked.
13:26Jean, can you hear me?
13:31I know where he is.
13:40I know where he is.
13:57I love you.
14:09But it wasn't.
14:10I know there's Ray.
14:10Oh, great.
14:30will he be all right this containment unit should stabilize his condition the next few minutes will
14:35tell mr luther mr luther batman broke that static thingy he's probably already contacted the martian
14:43they'll be here soon what are we gonna do don't panic we'll be ready for them once we get rid
14:50of
14:50a traitor traitor think about it the only way they could have found the bomb is if someone told them
14:58one of us fortunately this old place still has functioning surveillance cameras
15:16no i didn't i wouldn't you can't think
15:33and they say i'm not a team player
15:40grundy the pretty kitty's all yours
15:47no it wasn't me you've got the wrong one wait now let them come
15:58there that man's definitely inside and so are the rest of them then it's a hostage situation
16:04they may try to use him as a shield not if i can help it wait
16:16batman
16:17john don't
16:29are you serious
16:31superman and batman
16:34superman and batman say you know the sky is orange today
16:43at 11 p.m which it is right now i'm gonna say okay superman and batman give you an instruction
16:50you're supposed to heed that instruction
16:56time's up now we do it my way
17:21that's what i'm saying
17:23one down
17:48...down.
17:51Mama!
17:56Ah!
18:09Three on. Three on.
18:11Hand-body-hand.
18:16Duck!
18:18Hahaha.
18:20Nell me what time you think.
18:21I tried to warn her.
18:25Lights out, Shade!
18:43Enough!
18:52Where's Luthor?
18:53Right here.
18:56And I'm going to enjoy every moment of this.
19:03Why so surprised, Superman?
19:05It's a basic rule of business.
19:08Turn every weakness into a strength.
19:15Of course, that's a lesson you may not live to appreciate.
19:19Neither will you, Lens.
19:23It's a humanite wizard training.
19:29It too, humanite.
19:32Don't move!
19:36I surrender.
19:39Whoopsie, time to run.
19:41But there's still one unfinished piece of business.
19:51What?
20:04No fair!
20:06How'd you get free?
20:07I could have escaped any time.
20:09But I thought I'd stick around to keep an eye on you clowns.
20:16You're despicable.
20:23It's incredible.
20:26Wait.
20:27You'll keep our bargain?
20:29Yes.
20:30Double what Luthor was paying.
20:34What was that all about?
20:37You know what the funny thing is?
20:40Superman heard it.
20:41But he's going to be quiet about it.
20:58Humanite, you'll pay for this, you turncoat!
21:01Do you hear?
21:02You'll pay!
21:08This program is made possible by a grant from the Ultra Humanite.
21:13You're the rich guy.
21:13And viewers like you.
21:14You should have paid.
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