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Monkey business
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00:00Ah, what's the saying? Mad dogs and Englishmen?
00:04All for a good cause, my dear.
00:09What's this?
00:16What is it?
00:18Let me see. It appears to be older than the pro-council Africanus.
00:23This could be the greatest discovery in the history of mankind.
00:34Humans!
00:45What was that?
00:51Woo!
01:03So there I was, cornered.
01:06Solomon Grundy thought he had the drop on me, but he didn't. And you know why?
01:14Because I'm the Flash.
01:16The fastest man alive.
01:18You told us.
01:19Did I?
01:20Anyway, so when Grundy tries to grab me, I...
01:38Would you excuse me?
01:40Are you okay, man?
01:42He's a madman! Run me right off the road! Someone's gotta stop him!
01:46Right.
01:47Later, ladies.
01:51And you didn't want to give him our phone number.
01:55So.
01:57Oh.
01:59What?
02:06Oh!
02:11Oh!
02:13Oh!
02:14Oh!
02:19Oh!
02:47Oops!
02:49Oops!
02:50Sorry!
03:22No!
03:29No!
03:32No!
03:34No!
03:36No!
03:46No!
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04:24No!
04:25No!
04:26No!
04:27No!
04:38Uh-oh.
04:41Uh-oh.
04:53Nice.
05:04Lose something?
05:05I was handling it.
05:09So I see.
05:10What are you doing here?
05:11Responding to a police call.
05:13Someone hijacked a load of radioactive isotopes.
05:16No wonder these guys are in such a hurry.
05:21Oh, where am I?
05:24You hijacked a truck and drove it off a bridge.
05:26Any of this ringing a bell?
05:28What?
05:30Let's see some ID.
05:34Professor Arthur Chin and Dr. Mark Stevens.
05:37Both work at the River Bluffs Research Center where the isotopes were stolen.
05:41And I feel guilty when I take paperclips from the watchtower.
05:44Let's see if we can get to the bottom of this.
05:50I'm sorry, I can't explain their behavior.
05:52They're both highly respected experts in their fields.
05:55They certainly don't fit the profile of armed robbers.
05:57To be fair, they've been under enormous pressure to finish their current project.
06:01It's possible they simply snapped under the strain.
06:04I wish I could help you, but frankly, the whole thing just seems so preposterous.
06:08What are they working on?
06:10That's classified information.
06:13Want one?
06:18Hey!
06:22If you'll excuse me, I have work to do.
06:29Would you hurry up?
06:30We're supposed to be conducting an investigation.
06:32Can I help it if I have a hyper-accelerated metabolism?
06:35Besides, it's just a little snack.
06:38Now what?
06:41There's a gorilla on the loose.
06:46I'm on it.
06:47Wait, I'll go with you.
06:50Not without paying for that.
06:52Are you serious?
07:01There he goes!
07:02There he goes!
07:32Watch him now.
07:33Fire!
07:44Hey!
07:44Ah!
07:49Stop him!
07:51My insurance doesn't cover a second driver.
07:58Now there's something you don't see every day.
08:08Having fun, Mojo?
08:25Easy, boy.
08:26We'll have you back behind monkey bars before you know it.
08:29Get your stinking paws off me, you filthy human.
08:31Say what?
08:38Hey!
08:41Hey!
08:42I am a death!
08:47AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
08:47AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
08:53AAAAAHHHHH!
08:54AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
08:57AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
08:59Now you can't know who's going to lose your teeth to your head!
09:16Oh, my God.
09:33Ah
09:44Ah
10:20Hey, wake up.
10:23That was weird.
10:24Come on, you're in my spot.
10:28Where am I?
10:31You Justice League hotshots think you can do whatever you want, not in my city.
10:36But...
10:37Let's go, Red.
10:38You got a lot of explaining to do.
10:46Sit.
10:48Hey, easy.
10:49What'd I do?
10:52What did he do?
10:55This is a surveillance tape from the police in town.
11:00See that stuff?
11:02The isotopes from the robbery.
11:03You and Green Lantern broke up.
11:05Watch.
11:07I don't understand.
11:09That's you.
11:11Too quick for you?
11:12Let's try the freeze frame.
11:18Recognize anybody?
11:25Nothing to go over.
11:26I'm innocent.
11:27So that's not you on the tape?
11:29No.
11:29I mean, yes.
11:30I mean, I don't remember.
11:32Where did you stash the isotopes?
11:34Just tell us your side.
11:36I'm sure the DA will understand.
11:38After all, you're a hero.
11:39That looks like...
11:40Was a hero.
11:41Forget his statement.
11:42We got the tape.
11:45He's right.
11:46If you want to help yourself out, you gotta do it now.
11:50I can't think.
11:52I'm tired and hungry.
11:53Maybe some coffee will help.
11:55How do you take it?
11:57Cream and 37 sugars.
12:01Really?
12:02Put it in a paper cup.
12:03He'll be taking it to go.
12:10You actually posted Dale for this lowlife?
12:12If he were really guilty, do you think you could have held him here with a pair of handcuffs?
12:29Thanks for sticking up for me in there.
12:31Ow!
12:33What were you thinking?
12:34I wasn't thinking anything.
12:36Obviously.
12:37Look, if I wanted the third degree, I could have stayed in there.
12:40Like I told him, I don't remember.
12:41Alright.
12:42Then let's start with the last thing you do remember.
12:44Let's see.
12:45After I caught the gorilla, he told me that...
12:47The gorilla talked to you?
12:49Yeah, right after I stopped his car.
12:51I'm supposed to believe this?
12:53Hey, we both got a Martian's phone number on our speed dial.
12:56I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt here.
12:59We literally just talked to a bunch of aliens on a Juris 5 like two episodes ago or something like
13:06that.
13:07Three episodes.
13:10There's a literal Kryptonian in the Justice League.
13:14A Thanagarian, a Martian, and someone from Themyscira who's pretty much a goddess.
13:20Nice.
13:22A talking gorilla is... is what... what you have trouble believing?
13:29Let's check it out.
13:30Together this time.
13:43Looks like he's still at large.
13:52Wait, I've got something.
14:11What the?
14:15Was that really necessary?
14:17Probably.
14:19Okay.
14:20So he can talk.
14:21Who are you?
14:23My name is Solovar.
14:25I'm Chief of Security for Gorilla City.
14:28Gorilla City?
14:29You've got to be kidding.
14:31I assure you this is no laughing matter.
14:34Go on.
14:35Safely hidden from humanity.
14:37We apes have lived in peace for thousands of years.
14:47Until the black day when a power mad genius named Grodd tried to conquer our city with advanced mind control
14:54technology.
15:00We were able to thwart his evil plot.
15:06But we couldn't prevent his escape.
15:23But we couldn't prevent his escape.
15:25It wasn't until later that we discovered he had also stolen our city's security plans.
15:30Grodd has sworn terrible revenge on all who reside in Gorilla City.
15:35So that's why you're here?
15:36Yes.
15:37To stop him from carrying out his threats.
15:41If it's true he has a mind control device, that could explain the isotope deaths.
15:44And your memory loss.
15:46He needs those isotopes to power his devices.
15:49So where is he?
15:55My investigation showed that Grodd had been carrying on an email correspondence.
16:00With a local scientist, Dr. Sarah Corwin.
16:03I knew there was something weird about that lady.
16:05We better call the others.
16:06Why?
16:07You think we can't handle one dumb old gorilla?
16:09No offense.
16:10It'll be a piece of cake.
16:11Wait, first you must...
16:13He's very fast?
16:14Yeah.
16:15What were you gonna say?
16:17These headbands will protect us from Grodd's raid.
16:23We'd better catch the kid before he gets in any more trouble.
16:53Don't move.
16:54Don't move.
16:58You blinked.
16:59Where's Grodd?
17:00I don't know what you mean.
17:02Don't play cute with me, Doc.
17:03Grodd. Your little monkey pen pal.
17:10That's for the banana.
17:15I hate bananas.
17:17Same here.
17:20Foolish humans, they're so easily deceived.
17:24Aren't they, Doctor?
17:28Don't move, Grodd.
17:30Solohar, you're a fool to come here.
17:33You can't control us while we're wearing these.
17:35Actually, I wasn't thinking of controlling you.
17:41Destroy them.
17:45Should have seen that coming.
17:54Flash, snap out of it!
18:02Come, my dear.
18:20Hold still.
18:27Are you serious?
18:29You took your cell phone.
18:30I'm wondering.
18:34Yes.
18:38are you all right yes look out i hate to do this
18:50sorry kid had no choice
19:07the system is operational and we'll take our leave not this time
19:19my apologies for the hasty exit but i have a city to destroy
19:27no
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19:56no
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19:58no
20:00no
20:00Oh!
20:03It's actually terrible!
20:08Ah!
20:10Previously, I've...
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