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Superman gets screwed again
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00:00No, the Kryptonian won. Don't you want to see him fight again?
00:04I gotta admit, he's a real champ.
00:07He's more than that. He's a Superman.
00:17What? Still alive?
00:21You're tougher than I thought, Kryptonian.
00:24But I doubt you'll survive another blast.
00:27Take your best shot.
00:28What? Guards!
00:32Superman! Superman!
00:35Superman! Superman!
00:38Superman! Superman!
00:43Superman! Superman!
00:46Are they mad?
00:47If you execute him now, it might not go over too well.
00:52Fine.
00:54The people have spoken.
00:57Superman!
00:58Superman!
00:58Yeah!
00:59I'll kill you!
01:00Yeah!
01:09Ah!
01:10Ah!
01:22Inside the main
01:24Oh 4leri,
01:28Hasn't anyone ever stood up to him before?
01:30Draga tried once, but then he decided he liked living.
01:34After what you did, you deserve to live too.
01:37So we've arranged an escape.
01:39There's this garbage scowl, see?
01:40It'll take you off planet.
01:42And then...
01:43Wait.
01:43I can't go.
01:47I won't leave without my friend, Jon.
01:49If you stay, Mongol will kill you.
01:51I've dealt with others like him.
01:53I'll take my chances.
01:56I don't know if he's brave or just plain crazy.
01:59Come on.
02:13Where are you taking him?
02:14Where the weak and defeated always go.
02:16The pit.
02:17Don't.
02:18But if you spare him, he'll never rest till he's even the score.
02:24Do you think he'll fit on that garbage scowl?
02:27Definitely crazy.
02:35Ow!
02:36Get off my wing!
02:37Sorry.
02:37Why do we have to ride in this rust bucket?
02:39What's wrong with your ring?
02:41Lady, the galaxy's a big place.
02:42I need my navicomputer to find Warworld.
02:45He's got a point.
02:47Great.
02:47Take his side.
02:48I'm not taking his side.
02:50I'm just saying...
02:50I'm wrong again.
02:53Uh, do you two want a little privacy?
02:55What exactly is your problem anyway?
02:58Your attitude, girl.
02:59Is everyone on Thanagar as thick-headed as you?
03:02Thick-headed?
03:03Why, you self-righteous green-eyed...
03:06My attitude is just fine.
03:08Except when you're involved.
03:11And another thing.
03:12Just because you've got that fancy ring doesn't make you a real...
03:22I don't think you're a real...
03:32I don't think you're a real...
03:37I don't see that fancy ring-好吃 in that moment.
03:46What?
03:48No!
04:10You don't really like so much garbage, will you?
04:20No!
04:20I will forget you, Superman.
04:23For the shame of my defeat.
04:25Ahhh!
04:37You there! Stop that!
05:01Listen to them.
05:02Why do they flock to him?
05:03Why?
05:04Because the Kryptonian is so powerful,
05:06he doesn't fear anyone.
05:08Not even you.
05:10Then we must teach him, Phil.
05:15Sure.
05:17Let me know how that goes.
05:24Lantern?
05:24Over here.
05:26Looks like we got taken for a ride.
05:29I knew we shouldn't trust that freak.
05:31Any idea where we are?
05:33Not a clue.
05:35Great.
05:37So we don't know where we are,
05:39we don't know where War World is,
05:41and we don't even know how to get back to Earth.
05:43How much worse can it get?
05:47My ring could get us off this planet,
05:49but without knowing exactly where we are,
05:51we take the risk it'll run out of power
05:52before we find another habitable world.
05:54So we're stuck here.
05:55Is that what you're saying?
05:57Maybe forever.
05:59What?
05:59Just the two of us?
06:03Oh.
06:18Look, maybe I shouldn't have been so hard on you.
06:21I...
06:21Lights!
06:37What a dump.
06:38I've seen worse.
06:40I'll bet.
06:50One man's trash is another man's treasure.
06:54No stealing!
06:57It's mine!
06:59We don't want trouble!
07:01Liar!
07:20No one touches our stuff!
07:37Ask him nicely.
07:39How do we find War World?
07:42You want to find War World?
07:49Talk to me.
07:54What a specific episode is garbage.
08:03Draga, that scar on your chest?
08:07What about it?
08:09I was just wondering.
08:10Our friend wore something just like it.
08:12There it is!
08:30It's a big place.
08:32How will we ever find them?
08:34That's your problem.
08:37Hey!
08:38Are you nuts?
08:55Draga!
08:56Forget him.
08:57Jean and Superman are more important.
09:00The people want fights.
09:01That's what I give them.
09:03You're just giving them a cheap substitute for what they really need.
09:06Like food, housing, and medicine.
09:10No one talked to me that way.
09:12No?
09:13That wasn't your name they were chanting out there.
09:15It was mine.
09:17Someone else once said that to me.
09:19It was Draga.
09:20The mob loved him, and he wanted to change things too.
09:24But I convinced him the old ways were best.
09:28How?
09:28Show him!
09:36It's power can decimate the planet.
09:38And that's exactly what I would have done to Draga's if he hadn't cooperated.
09:43I can do the same to your world.
09:47You're too late.
09:49Krypton's already gone.
09:50No matter.
09:52Any planet will do.
09:53Even Draga's.
09:55You can't.
09:55Oh, really?
09:58Now, listen and listen carefully.
10:01If you want that planet spared, you're going to have one last fight against me.
10:08And you're going to lose badly.
10:12Understand?
10:15I thought so.
10:17Huh?
10:26Today, the fight of the millennium.
10:29History in the making.
10:31Superman versus the great Mongol himself.
10:57Remember, our planet's life depends on you.
11:01I remember.
11:02Remember.
11:11What are you doing?
11:13Making it convincing.
11:15Yeah.
11:23No!
11:46All of you, hurry. We must be ready to fire.
11:50That's the way from the war.
11:57Didn't you hear me?
11:59This royal pain could send the order at any minute.
12:05My lord, but I thought you were...
12:08My plans changed.
12:11Decommission this weapon immediately.
12:13Decommission it? But...
12:15Or do you think I'm being a r*** pain?
12:18No, sire. Of course not.
12:20Good. Then do it before I...
12:23Are you all right?
12:28Come on, my man.
12:29What? Get him!
12:36That's fine.
12:39Finally, my friend.
12:48I'm a good friend.
12:50I can't do it.
12:50I can't do it.
12:53Do you think I'm kind of a kid?
12:53No, I can't!
12:55I can't do it.
13:04No, no, not to.
13:06No, I'm coming to the death.
13:07No, I'm not.
13:07No, no, no.
13:07No, no, no, no, no.
13:21Time to settle our score.
13:25Wait!
13:28If I let Mongul finish you, how will I ever regain my honor?
13:33Listen to me!
13:44You have to stay out of this!
13:46I can't do that!
13:53You have to, or he'll destroy your planet!
13:56What?
13:58Don't you see? I promised to lose.
14:02You'd sacrifice your own life for my planet?
14:05It doesn't make sense.
14:12Now, Kryptonian, it's just you and me.
14:18Yeah!
14:45You okay?
14:50You okay?
15:07Oh, my God.
15:27Let's move!
16:02Hear what they think of their new hero now?
16:10Game over.
16:13Not yet.
16:14Not yet.
16:15We're going into overtime.
16:21We destroyed his death ray.
16:24Draco's world is safe.
16:27Then all bets are off.
16:29You're mine.
16:32No!
16:33He's mine!
16:47Go screw yourself.
16:58You'll regret that, Drega.
17:19Keep your guard up on the left.
17:34This is for my people.
17:40And this is for my humiliation.
17:45And this is for justice.
17:57Go, Drega!
17:59Finish him!
18:01Finish him!
18:03Finish him!
18:04Finish him!
18:06No, he doesn't deserve the honor.
18:12Then it's over.
18:14Not yet.
18:20Here, you should wear Mongol's crown.
18:24Keep it.
18:25You've earned a chance for a whole new life.
18:28What's life without honor?
18:30I'm not worthy.
18:32Drega, the real test of honor isn't how you die.
18:35It's how you live.
18:52Yes, sir.
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