00:00years waiting for just the right moment but now that it's here i almost feel a little
00:09let down almost any last requests luther i have to know those weapons you sold to the terrorists
00:22how how did i get them through customs a gift here a bribe there when money talks people listen
00:30like stavros at the shipping company or schneider the interpol agent who looked the other way
00:37sounds like you're going to have company in prison
00:44oh wait a minute
00:50it can't be the kryptonite won't protect you any longer
01:00sweat george newberg is one of the greatest he deepened his voice and made it more serious
01:08to signify people that he was transitioning to martian manhunter
01:17it's genius
01:19no you're usually more careful lex you slipped up and you're going down hard
01:37so much for your image as the benevolent businessman this is the end of an era the end of your
01:44air
02:13maybe
02:25Why do they always run?
03:11Why do they always run?
03:28Lex?
03:31Lex!
03:33Are you serious?
03:34Why do you care?
03:37Let's go to the intro.
03:53You!
03:54Lex, this is Dr. Patel. He's got something to tell you.
04:00No, I've got something to tell you.
04:02Whatever I said to the Martian won't stand up in court.
04:07I'll get the best lawyers, the best witnesses, the best-
04:10Lex! None of that matters anymore.
04:13Listen.
04:14Mr. Luthor, you had a seizure. Has this happened to you before?
04:19No.
04:20My tests indicate you have a rare form of blood poisoning.
04:25Impossible!
04:26Remember that chunk of kryptonite you carried around for years?
04:29What about it? Kryptonite only affects you.
04:32Actually, we're finding that it can affect humans too.
04:37But only if they're exposed over a long period.
04:40This is your fault.
04:42All of it!
04:45What is your treatment?
04:47Radiation?
04:48Chemo?
04:49Unfortunately, there is no cure.
04:52Then find one!
04:53The price is no object.
04:56I'm sorry.
04:57There's nothing I can do.
04:59It's terminal.
05:04Happy Superman.
05:07Lex, if there's anything I can do.
05:09You've done more than enough.
05:12You're dying because you're a hater.
05:18You're a scum.
05:30A scum.
05:42Hey, keep it down!
05:44Can't nobody die in peace around here!
06:04Exquisite.
06:09Humanite!
06:10How can you stand that cat-catterwalling?
06:12Music is one of the meagre pleasures I'm allowed in here.
06:17Along with a few other necessities.
06:21You should try the culture channel.
06:23It might improve your disposition.
06:25There's nothing wrong with my disposition that a little freedom wouldn't cure.
06:29That's not what I hear.
06:32I need your help.
06:34And I can make it worth your while.
06:36What do I need with money?
06:38Everyone needs money.
06:40The only question is...
06:42How much?
06:44Ouch.
07:09Dinner, Humanite.
07:10I'm afraid I'm a little under the weather.
07:12Could you please wheel it in here?
07:14What do you think?
07:15Well, he is a model prisoner, but why take chances?
07:24Salisbury's steak.
07:25No no!
07:26No no!
07:27No no no no no no no no no no no!
07:47Salisbury steak.
07:49Really?
08:02Luton.
08:07Impressive, but let's not linger.
08:19There they are!
08:26Open fire!
08:30Hang on.
08:39All units to prison inmates have escaped, the ultra humanite and Lex Luthor.
08:43They are considered armed and extremely dangerous.
08:46What is hot girl doing reporting instead of taking action?
08:50It's a joke because that's the same voice actor.
09:11What we need is a small diversion.
09:30Call the rescue units.
09:38That should keep them busy. Come on.
09:52Daddy, help!
09:57I need backup here. Fast.
10:12I'm scared.
10:13Don't be. It's going to be alright.
10:16D&D
10:19FOOL
10:20FOOL
10:20FOOL
10:21FOOL
10:22FOOL
10:23FOOL
10:33FOOL
10:40FOOL
10:55Trina!
10:55Daddy!
11:00I'm used to being thanked when I save someone.
11:03I'm not used to being saved.
11:07Where are Luther and the Humanite?
11:09We couldn't pick up their trail.
11:10No biggie, it's just two guys.
11:12How much trouble can they give us?
11:18I guarantee you they're too smart to be just them.
11:51Easy, lady.
11:52Easy.
11:53Who are you?
11:54The name's Copperhead.
11:56I'm here about a job.
11:57So am I.
11:58Somebody called me.
11:59Sure, Luke.
11:59Gross.
12:00No.
12:01Again.
12:01But maybe we'll be working together.
12:03Closely together.
12:08Witch!
12:16Nice kitty.
12:19Hands on.
12:21No one hurts Grundy.
12:46Hey.
12:47Who turned out the lights?
12:48I did.
12:53And I'll do worse if you don't stop behaving like unruly children.
12:57Who do you think you are?
12:59The Shade.
13:00And my nightstick is more than powerful enough to handle you amateurs.
13:05Hey!
13:06Spare us.
13:07Without this, you're less than nothing, little man.
13:16Common criminals.
13:18Is this what I've been reduced to?
13:21Criminals, yes.
13:22But common, most certainly not.
13:25Lex Luthor?
13:27Well, the plot thins.
13:35Cheetah, Sapphire, Grundy, glad you could make it.
13:38And of course you all know the Ultra Humanite.
13:41John, I'm sure.
13:43Cut the courtesies, Luthor.
13:44What do you want?
13:45Each of you is the best in the world at what you do.
13:48And I have need of your unique services.
13:51My talents don't come cheaply.
13:53You'll all be paid most handsomely, if you can do one simple job.
13:59What kind of job?
14:01Destroy Superman and the Justice League.
14:09Yeah, you're not doing it.
14:15Trucks.
14:16That's fast.
14:18Fastest man alive.
14:20Which might explain why you can't get a date.
14:22Yeah.
14:23Hey!
14:25What's that supposed to mean?
14:26Quiet.
14:29A dangerous hostage situation developing at the Federal Building.
14:32So far, the Ultra Humanite has refused to speak with negotiators.
14:37A freak of science, the Humanite is reportedly a genius who is also extremely dangerous.
14:41No biggie, right?
14:45It's still no biggie.
14:47Like, one of those groups in the whole world.
14:50The only top deal villain in the group is Luthor.
14:54And he doesn't even have powers.
14:56And he's done- and he's dying.
15:02Humanite, let a hostage go and I'll give you one of my men in return.
15:06What do you take me for?
15:07A troglodyte?
15:08No deal.
15:11What?
15:12Drop the weapon, Magilla.
15:19Look for other hostages.
15:21Right.
15:27You're safe now.
15:28But you're not.
15:31I wish you were.
15:37Ah!
15:40Ah!
15:41O ha!
15:42Ah!
15:46Ah!
15:46Surprise!
15:47Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:52Ah!
15:55Ah!
16:05Yo, I'm going to enjoy this.
16:15Bro, we got over 20 hits for Superman!
16:21Who breaks this stuff?
16:26Yeah, boy!
16:30Let me go!
16:32Unanswered hits on Kal-El, on the Kryptonian, the Man of Steel.
16:40This is garbage.
16:43Relax, lady. This will all be over before you know it.
16:49That's what you think.
16:52Hey!
16:53I'll be there with this one.
16:55Oh!
16:56Ugh!
17:01Ah!
17:04Ah!
17:07Ah!
17:09Ah!
17:09Ah!
17:10Ah!
17:12Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:19Ah!
17:21Ah!
17:24Ah!
17:35Ah!
17:37Ah!
17:38Ah!
17:39Ah!
17:40Ah!
17:40Ah!
17:41Ah!
17:42Ah!
17:43Ah!
17:52Are you serious?
17:55What?
17:58There's no way we are trapped by Alexander.
18:04There's no way Alexander is here.
18:07There goes our paycheck.
18:15I'd hate to see anything happen to you, Lex.
18:18I'm sure.
18:30You okay?
18:32Don't worry about me.
18:34Stop them.
18:36Luthor, they're too well organized.
18:42Let me get us out of here.
18:43It's either that or prison again.
18:45Alright, just do it.
19:09They're gone.
19:10Look, we still got one of them.
19:13But they got one of us.
19:18Maybe the greatest one.
19:22Not exactly a fair damage.
19:26The venom antidote.
19:28It's working.
19:29Welcome back.
19:30We were afraid we'd lost you.
19:32Luthor and the others.
19:34What happened?
19:35They got away.
19:36All but Copperhead.
19:37I'm headed down to Strikers to interrogate him.
19:40Alright.
19:41Let's go.
19:42No, you're staying here.
19:43That venom almost killed you.
19:44So?
19:45So, you're staying here.
20:05Batman doesn't have to rest.
20:09Batman doesn't have to rest.
20:17He's almost been killed.
20:1920.
20:20In at least Batman the Animated Series.
20:24Probably 75.
20:26But you don't need to prove yourself.
20:29You're a valued member of this team.
20:31And we're only trying to-
20:32I'm taking the shuttle.
20:34Unless you want to try and stop me.
20:38No.
20:43The best at what you do.
20:45What was I thinking?
20:46We did everything we could.
20:48Did you?
20:48Did you fight like your lives depended on it?
20:51Did you fight to the last man?
20:52You get what you pay for, Luthor.
20:54What?
20:56Are you saying you want more money?
20:58You want to be rewarded for failure?
21:00I ought to take the whole lot of you and-
21:03And what?
21:05Go ahead.
21:06Do it.
21:07You'll be saving me from months of bedpans and feeding tubes.
21:10And you'll also guarantee that none of you will ever see a penny from me.
21:15You're crazy.
21:18And what's wrong with that?
21:20It's done wonders for me.
21:24Get out of here.
21:25Oh, Lexi, I'm hurt.
21:27How could you have this little party-
21:29Before any buffoon says,
21:32Well, I thought Joker died.
21:35Back in the day.
21:37That was clearly said a few years after this.
21:42So...
21:42No, he's still alive.
21:46Without inviting me.
21:48It's not a party.
21:50Grundy, get rid of him.
21:57But seriously, Lex, you need me.
22:00Like I need skin rash.
22:03Maybe so.
22:04But I know something you don't know.
22:06I know how the Bat thinks.
22:35How long we wait here?
22:37Patience, Grundy.
22:38Patience.
22:39Grunty, not like waiting.
23:08You've just heard why Mark Hamill is
23:11the greediest joker of all time.
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