00:00So the Oshawa Generals put out a plea to their fan base.
00:03Okay.
00:04It's up there on the screen right now.
00:07They are concerned about the welfare of their fans,
00:12and they're encouraging all their fans to actually shower before they come to games.
00:17Their fans smell so bad that it's now a problem for the Oshawa Generals
00:23where they send an email out to all their season ticket holders
00:26and put a big announcement out in town that if you want to attend a Generals game,
00:31would you kindly shower before coming to the arena because you smell so bad?
00:36And I thought that would be a great story for you
00:38because you've experienced that in Philadelphia for sure.
00:40No, I have not experienced that.
00:42They wash their ass in Philadelphia.
00:44Is that right?
00:44Yes.
00:45What does the average Philadelphia fan smell like, Tyrone?
00:47Because Oshawa Generals could use some advice.
00:49Yeah, they smell great because they shower.
00:52Now, why is this happening?
00:54Now, they claim that they – literally, I'm reading the article.
00:57Yeah.
00:57They smell like cat pee.
00:59Yeah, yeah.
01:00The people smell like cat pee.
01:01Yes, it's a bad smell, cat piss.
01:03That's correct.
01:04So, we have a problem in Oshawa.
01:07The fans smell like cat urine, and the team said,
01:10enough's enough.
01:11We're going to have to stop you from coming in if you smell bad
01:15because that's how overwhelming the smell is.
01:17Yeah, this article's from the Durham region in Canada.
01:20They're Canadian.
01:21That's where Oshawa is, I guess, right?
01:22Yeah, yeah, in Canada, the Durham region, they're talking about this.
01:26Yeah.
01:26And they say that it's gotten rotten for days it's been like that.
01:31Yeah.
01:31And the team's terrible.
01:32They have only just 27 points in 50 games,
01:35so they're a bad team with bad spelling fans.
01:37Yeah.
01:38It might be time to just pack it in.
01:40I'm just wondering, like, what do the fans do collectively
01:42that they all smell like cat urine?
01:45That's what I'm trying to figure out.
01:46I don't know.
01:48Like, if there's one guy in your section that smells bad
01:51or has bad breath or vomited or, you know,
01:54dropped a deuce in his pants, he sharted or something like that,
01:57that can happen anywhere.
01:58Like, we've all seen that.
02:00We all know a guy that sharted at a ball game.
02:02Oh, yeah.
02:02Oh, it's embarrassing and it smells bad.
02:04Or, you know, you're on a plane and a kid vomits
02:07and, you know, it reeks, that kind of thing.
02:09Yeah.
02:09But they're saying the entire fan base smells like cat urine.
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