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00:00I'm on cloud nine right now the scoreboard is zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero
00:12to one eat that ladies you just won the first episode of season 17 so it has to be said first
00:21of all this was raided queen you guys had to do with this so thank you deserve so much congratulations
00:26to you two jewels both of you that lip sync was sickening y'all devoured that bitch i was the top
00:33two this week like that is so major but i was not expecting susie to to whip my ass in a lip sync
00:39like that i mean i'm a good lip sinker america what the not to dampen the mood but how do you feel
00:47well i'm very damp everyone had original music but i was the only one with the balls to sing a lot
00:52yeah their ratings spoke loud and clear how they felt about me my whole soul goes into my music
00:58so to be in the bottom really hurts me these queens should be scared because i have some emotions and
01:02i am ready to take it out on raided queen okay divas next week the tables turn and we get to be the ones
01:10deciding yeah who do i want to put in the bottom
01:16i'm nervous i don't know if i trust these baby queens and their voting abilities i don't know if they've ever
01:21actually voted this will be the last time we are all together because we will have an elimination
01:27next week that's crazy somebody's going home i feel like this is the moment where everybody realized
01:34the game has just begun child don't nobody want to be the first one to go home this is the only time
01:39all of us let's do it everybody hand in a circle three two one i have one more thing to say
01:51the time for us week two girls to relax is over honey oh finally so we'll see if alliance has come
02:00into play and we'll see if the girls are going to judge fair on to the next but somebody has got to
02:05go and it's not going to be my gay ass so one of these bitches i hope is ready to pack are you ready
02:12catch touchdown cover girl put that two in your walk it is a new day in the work room and right off
02:22it is time to get into drag slay this week the other queens will have to perform for the judges in the
02:28talent show week one queens will be judging week two queens using rate a queen and i love to rate a queen
02:36are y'all ready i'm ready to be judged girl i'm scared for week two because after our talent show
02:44and now i'm rating the queens that rated me bitch you better be bringing it i'm actually really
02:49excited to rate the girls like is that evil what are you talking about nothing nothing my sister here
02:55the idea of being messy to today is a little tempting but i'm not evil just a little evil
03:05beautiful sister how are you i'm good how are you oh my god we match it's crazy
03:10rate a queen is a sack of so i have to beg and and barter to get votes but i'm gonna have i ever
03:18told you how beautiful and sickening you are you have and mama i told you before you're in safe hands
03:23with me oh yes i love us the silly ones at this point in time me and lydia are getting very close i come to
03:32really enjoy lydia's company is it turning into a relationship i don't know maybe maybe i don't know
03:42what are you doing for your talent number i'm gonna oh wow girl i'm gonna be standing up and doing
03:49comedy so stand up comedy i love doing stand-up comedy i think it really lets me do what i do the best
03:56which is being myself comedy ain't easy this bitch must be funny because comedy right out the gate
04:05ooh ciao more power to you how are you feeling feel good good yeah you ready for today i am since
04:12finding out that i'm gonna have to lip sync for my life i've had a good cry i've gotten out of my head
04:15and i plan to win because i'm not going to be the first one out of here i feel like i also have an
04:19advantage on you guys yeah because i could not imagine being like in the bottom and then having
04:24lip sync right away yeah are you going to strategically vote like say someone you thought did the
04:29worst but they are a phenomenal performer are you going to put them in the bottom because maybe you
04:33don't want to perform against someone that's going to give you a wrong influence i'm definitely
04:36feeling strategic rating the queens because my ass is on the line and i want to put someone
04:41in the bottom who i know i can take oh my god honey did i just fly across the pond bitch oh my god
05:00floris cheney is the iconic winner of rupaul's drag race uk season two oh my god
05:07it's me alan cummings and there is a traitor amongst you
05:19i'm kidding it's me laurence cheney hi oh my god you all look half-faced i love it now let's have a
05:27wee chat shall we last week we learned the queen smiling to your face might be the same queen stabbing you in
05:37the back but tonight beyond a shadow of a doubt one of you is going to be murdered
05:50just kidding or am i listen closely i have a question that could change this game
06:02forever oh my god oh my god what the hell is happening is it cake
06:09or is it cork
06:19it's cork you
06:20you need to serve a look that features your bootylicious booties i'm thinking bitch i don't really do this
06:39i don't show my ass but you know what that's where i'm gonna catch you i'm gonna give my own lucky stars
06:44twist to this theme now as we say in the bonnie banks of loch loman good luck and don't fuck it up
06:53come on boys i've got haggis boiling on my stove
07:00right now i feel so inspired one thing i take from laurence cheney is that she devoured her season
07:05and that's something i plan on doing this season my talent is something that i do very very well welcome
07:10to the lana show
07:15oh hey sister hey great i have a big head because i'm so excited to see you
07:23with arrietty i feel like you know what there's definitely a spark here
07:27i call it the artsy fartsy spark i was just wondering i left my purple somewhere what do you
07:34like to let me borrow a little bit of the purple yes use whatever clothes you need mama girl you
07:40could paint all over me let's just say that let me ask y'all a question so if y'all were sleeping
07:46in a bunk bed would you take the top bunk or the bottom bunk you answer first i feel like if you
07:52are really into camping you know sharing bunk beds you'll share you'll take either bunk oh and my
07:59sister which bed would you sleep in if you had to pick the top bunk or the bottom bunk i'm gonna have
08:03to agree i love camping oh so y'all are going to be sharing books i'm hearing you never know
08:08what the future holds am i right i am a queen who hasn't kaikai'd yet but miss lucky girl watch out
08:16she might be the best
08:20corey yes are you gonna blend that eye
08:23These bitches are going to be voting for us, so I will be nice to everyone until the voting
08:36has been relinquished.
08:37I love you.
08:38Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are, how gorgeous you are?
08:43How not mean you are.
08:45You're just a sweet, beautiful soul.
08:46I know.
08:47You two jewels.
08:48Oh, look at you.
08:49I'm trying.
08:50I'm trying.
08:51A dog can learn new tricks.
08:53How are you feeling?
08:56Are you excited?
08:57I'm not going to lie.
08:58Yeah, of course I'm excited, but I'm nervous.
09:01I'm nervous.
09:02Yeah.
09:03I am a little nervous, but I'm also excited.
09:05I will be performing an original song.
09:07I get to show off my honky-tonk badonkadonk and all my fabulous country moves.
09:11I think that makes me kind of most nervous is obviously the other country performance.
09:16They was not filling the first country number, but my country number is going to be authentic
09:21country, not an imposter country.
09:24So you said for your talent show you're roller skating, right?
09:26I am!
09:27Oh, I will be the roller skating derby doll diva of your dreams.
09:32I'm scared because I don't want to slip on this floor.
09:35Girl, looking at that stage, it looks like black ice out there.
09:39And I'm just thinking that I'm going to mash my face.
09:42You remember the runway with Naomi Smalls and Bob the drag queen.
09:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:46They were all like on the scale.
09:48How did you start roller skating?
09:50So I started roller skating in middle school.
09:52Well, yeah, in the 80s, roller skating was big.
09:54Damn.
09:55That's okay.
09:56That's okay.
09:57That's okay.
09:58It's okay.
09:59But in my little town, all you can do is go to the movies or go roller skating.
10:02So they would lock us in until 5 a.m.
10:04And your parents would just drop you off and they wouldn't have to worry about you.
10:07So my mom would be like, go.
10:08And I'd be like, work.
10:11Is anyone you're worried about?
10:12Mm-hmm.
10:13Who?
10:14You're whispering in my ear.
10:15You don't have to say it out loud because I know these bitches are nosy.
10:20Auntie.
10:21Auntie?
10:22Same.
10:23Mm-hmm.
10:24Same.
10:25Same.
10:26Wait, which auntie?
10:27Grandma.
10:28Okay.
10:29Rollerblading can go really bad.
10:31If she falls, I don't want to manifest that.
10:34But that could be bad.
10:35You know what I mean?
10:36Mm-hmm.
10:37You know, a lady with old bones through roller skating can be very, very dangerous.
10:41And so I am a little concerned for our Auntie Grandma, Lexi.
10:44We'll see about that.
10:45And that's...
10:47The tea.
10:51You look like a dog with his head out the window, like...
10:56This week's maxi challenge is the Drag Queens Got Talent talent show.
10:59And it's my turn now to perform for the judges.
11:01The tables have flipped, baby.
11:02Like Jersey.
11:04You know, get that Teresa Giudice reference.
11:08So, what's your strategy for voting today?
11:11I'm gonna try to be as fair as possible.
11:14Yeah.
11:15But I definitely am going to keep in mind who I think I can be in the lip sync.
11:20I mean, I want to say Lexi.
11:22I don't know, like, how she performs.
11:24Lexi?
11:25Um, I know she's, like, high energy.
11:27She does play in Kentucky.
11:29So I think she'd be a performer.
11:31Maybe not her.
11:32There's a lot of really good lip seekers this season.
11:34I'll just say that.
11:35I know.
11:36Because I've never seen any of these girls perform before, I'm trying to go around and figure
11:39out what people's strengths are, what are they doing for the talent show.
11:42I am Sherlock Holmes, girl.
11:44I am sussing it out.
11:46So what do we think we can expect from talent show today from you ladies?
11:49I'm trying to figure out who are the dancing girls.
11:52I don't want to go against a dancing queen.
11:54I love to dance, so I'm getting choreography.
11:56I love to do some stunts, so I'm doing some stunty stunts.
11:59Crystal Envy is not the girl you want to take on.
12:01So I instantly was, like, different route.
12:04How are we doing over here?
12:05Pretty good.
12:06So what's your performance style like?
12:08What kind of numbers do they do in Chattanooga?
12:10Dancing queen, comedy queen.
12:13What should I expect today?
12:15Hmm.
12:16Are you asking so you can, like, figure out who to put in the box?
12:19I don't know why I'm asking.
12:20I don't think I've talked to you that much, and I'm just curious on...
12:23It's really convenient to talk to me now.
12:26I do not pay any mind to Miss...
12:30What was her name?
12:31Oh yeah, nobody cares.
12:32Miss Forgotten About.
12:33I know I'm going to kill it, and I am not worried one bit.
12:36I have a friend that's related to Dolly, so her life...
12:39foundation.
12:40They've sponsored me in, like, pageants and stuff before.
12:42That's so cool.
12:43So, like, you know, I'm not saying that that could happen,
12:46but if you ever wanted to record a song with Miss Dolly Parton...
12:48She's trying to bribe me.
12:49She's trying to bribe me.
12:50She's trying to bribe me.
12:51Oh, girl.
12:53Good talking to you guys.
12:54I want to go see what else other people come along with her.
12:56Just remember, you know...
12:58Miss Dolly.
12:59I think you're fine.
13:00Okay.
13:01So, did you know who was going to be in the competition at all before getting here?
13:07No.
13:08Didn't care either.
13:09I'm so new to drag, like, I don't give a fuck about none of that shit.
13:12Yeah.
13:13I got into the gay world really late, and I started doing drag at 27, so I feel like I'm a little wet behind the ears when it comes to just the queer culture.
13:21My whole goal is, like, for y'all to be my sisters at the end of the day, but right now, all these bitches are strangers.
13:26Yeah.
13:27I'm excited, though, to get to know you.
13:28It's really hard for me to get close to people, sis.
13:30I don't just open myself up to everybody.
13:32Yeah.
13:33I feel you.
13:34Back in Cleveland, I sometimes struggle with, like, fitting in with the community, so that was my main concern coming into drag races.
13:41I didn't know where I was going to fit in or if I was going to get along with the girls.
13:45I grew up my, like, whole life feeling like I was too white for the black kids and too black for the...
13:50Yeah.
13:51You know what I mean?
13:52And same with the queer community.
13:53It's like this in Cleveland.
13:54Like, it's hard for me to find a group of drag entertainers that I feel close to.
13:59And with Raider Queen, friendships come into the play of the game a lot.
14:03So, we'll see.
14:07Okay, Acacia, serious question.
14:09If you had to pick a bitch in this room to lip sync against tonight, who would you pick?
14:13Yes!
14:14Oh!
14:15Some of these girls are asking me, who do you want to lip sync against?
14:18And I think they're willing to vote however I want them to.
14:20Say their name!
14:21Say their name!
14:22Say their name!
14:23Raider, who do you want to lip sync against tonight?
14:25Um, I would probably say...
14:28Hormona.
14:29What'd you say?
14:30She said she'd go fuck you up in your lip sync.
14:31She said she's gonna beat your ass and she's gonna send you home first.
14:35Aw!
14:36I think it should be the battle of the camp.
14:37I'm scared of dancers.
14:38RuPaul can't save you now, bitch!
14:39She said fuck your drag.
14:41But, like, literally, if you think you're gonna do that, like, you're going against RuPaul,
14:45because RuPaul wanted me here specifically to, like...
14:47Oh!
14:48Okay!
14:50I do think that Hormona is a cunt.
14:52She has this way of, like, saying things.
14:54I don't know if it's the southern accent.
14:56When she says something, it seems very belittling.
14:58Well, baby, the queens are in charge tonight!
14:59Baby!
15:00Hello?
15:01Miss Hormona claims that if we put her in the bottom, we're directly going against RuPaul.
15:06But, honey, when RuPaul sees how annoying you've been, she's gonna regret that decision very quickly.
15:11This is gonna be gaggy.
15:16Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle Visage.
15:20Now, if you had your own reality show, what would it be called?
15:23Now, that's easy.
15:24American Horror Story.
15:26Oh!
15:27Yeah!
15:28And the audacious, T.S. Madison.
15:30Now, what would your reality show be called?
15:32I'd call it The Deadliest Snack.
15:36And our extra special guest judge, Dochi.
15:39Now, what would your reality show be called?
15:42Ru, I think I'd bring back The Bad Gays Club.
15:46Oh, I want to be on that!
15:49I love it.
15:50This week, we challenged our second seven to let loose in Drag Queens Got Talent Part 2.
15:56And tonight on the runway, category is...
15:59Is it cake?
16:01Racers, start your engines.
16:03And may the best drag queens win.
16:05Category is...
16:06Is it cake?
16:07Up first, Sam Starr.
16:08Oh!
16:09Oh!
16:10Wow!
16:11She got hers, now he'll get his.
16:12Yes!
16:13Honey, I took the category very literally.
16:14Giving you cake in the front and cakes in the back.
16:15Oh!
16:16Yes!
16:17Now, that's what I call a honeymoon!
16:18It's inspired by a previous Moschino collection where all these dresses look like you could actually cut into them. Very vague and fried. I'm ready to lose my virginity to my sugar daddy man. It's just giving you Sam Starr.
16:31She's putting the butt in buttercream.
16:32On your nerve.
16:33Oh, okay.
16:34Peach please!
16:35Baby, I am the juiciest peach in the south, giving you peach cobbler down, honey. I have
16:38this beautiful trumpet skirt corset it with a peach applique at the top. I love this peach
16:39color on me. I feel stunning and I feel gorgeous and like the peach veiled on the back. I'm
16:40going to be a little bit more. I'm ready to lose my virginity. I'm ready to lose my virginity
16:41to my sugar daddy man. It's just giving you Sam Starr.
16:42She's putting the butt in buttercream.
16:45On your nerves.
16:46Oh, okay.
16:47Peach please!
16:48Baby, I am the juiciest peach in the south, giving you peach cobbler down, honey.
16:59I have this beautiful trumpet skirt corseted with a peach applique at the top. I love this peach
17:02I love this peach color on me.
17:04I feel stunning and I feel gorgeous
17:06and like the peach bell on the ball.
17:08Oh!
17:11Yeah, she got Georgia on her mind and on her ass.
17:16Crystal Envy.
17:18Oh!
17:20Doggone it!
17:22I'm obviously from the Jersey Shore.
17:23I love to tan.
17:24So I'm giving your favorite sunscreen baby, grown up
17:26and she has still not left the beach in 50 years.
17:28I have a fully nude illusion airbrushed catsuit.
17:32With the muscles, the abs.
17:33I have my little bikini and my giant Labrador dog,
17:36Roof Paul, on my ass.
17:37Hope you brought SPF.
17:39That dog won't hunt,
17:40but he will sure sniff somebody's ass.
17:45Corey King.
17:47Who invited Monet X Change?
17:49I don't want to brag,
17:50but I do have the best body of the season.
17:53So I'm not going to do too much.
17:55I'm not dressing up like a cake.
17:56I am literally wearing Monet X Change's
17:59Work the World costume.
18:00Oh!
18:01That's nice!
18:02Ah!
18:02I ate it!
18:04That's not little Debbie.
18:05Uh-uh.
18:06It's big Debbie.
18:07Now that's a plumper dumper.
18:11Lexi Love.
18:12Oh!
18:13Oh!
18:13Video killed the radio star.
18:15How's my head, girl?
18:17We are doing a very cool holographic TV screen on my face!
18:22This goes right into my avant stupid aesthetic.
18:26And then just like those cake competitions,
18:28turn around, bam!
18:29Oh!
18:29Oh!
18:30Oh!
18:30Surprise!
18:31AB cakes.
18:33How she done cut the cord.
18:34Turn Judge Judy on.
18:37Hermona Lisa.
18:38I'm serving a very creamy, cream-filled, frosted cake.
18:44Oh!
18:45My goodness.
18:46Let them eat cake, Hormona.
18:47I am representing the trans flap.
18:49It's a little baby blue, a little baby pink.
18:52And together, it's like the beautifulest, most prettiest I still dream.
18:56I think it's so cute.
18:58Honey, it's giving Marie ass to that.
19:00Mm-hmm.
19:01Lana's your egg.
19:03Oh!
19:04Now, you've heard of a lace front, right?
19:07Yes.
19:07This is a lace back.
19:08Amen, sister.
19:10I'm giving you a really classic Lana silhouette in this beautiful stone leopard print gown.
19:14I love to showcase my body.
19:16And yes, this is my real ass.
19:18No padding here.
19:19You want to make a cake?
19:20You got to crack some ass.
19:22You know, I think this cake is laced with something.
19:25I think you're right.
19:25Acacia forgot.
19:32You can't have a garden without a hoe.
19:35This look is a lady of the court.
19:38She is taking a little stroll through the rose garden until she turns around and realizes she had
19:42her rose butt out the whole time.
19:44Oh!
19:45Okay.
19:45I never show my ass in drag or out of drag, but I figure when on national television,
19:51bring your ass out.
19:52She better trim those hedges.
19:53Waiter, there's a hair in my cake.
19:56Arrietty.
19:59Hi ho silver.
20:01The future is now.
20:03Arrietty is representing a time-traveling elf.
20:06She is serving satellite realness.
20:08Oh, wow.
20:09All right.
20:10It's fun.
20:11It's fashionable.
20:12It's sleek and sexy.
20:14Do I look sickening?
20:15Check.
20:15Are the cakes caking?
20:17Check.
20:17Girl, everyone wants a piece of this.
20:19The vajazzle cake.
20:20Those are space cakes.
20:22Jules sparkles.
20:24Oh.
20:25All right now.
20:26J-Lo, she better do.
20:27I am wearing a leather pants suit that is meant to look like the Puerto Rican and Cuban flag.
20:32I'm wrapping my culture and what's more Puerto Rican and Cuban than showing off your cakes?
20:36This is my signature eye look.
20:38Girl, I look gorgeous.
20:39There's no notes.
20:40I look and feel hot as fuck.
20:43Ding.
20:45That ain't cake.
20:45That's hot water cornbread.
20:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:49Joella.
20:51I'm going to put a moratorium out on this look.
20:53Bitch, I look so good.
20:55This Marie Antoinette look is making me feel so opulent, like royalty.
21:00And then I turn around and, bitch, boom, there's a guy.
21:03Oh.
21:04Oh, wow.
21:06And they're going to want to eat this cake.
21:09Thank you very much.
21:13Lucky stars.
21:14This look is washing well.
21:16I'm not just giving you regular butt cheeks.
21:18I'm giving you sponge butt cheeks, honey.
21:20My look is giving purple kitchen sponge.
21:23It's camp with a touch of glamour and a touch of club kid.
21:27I like to bring my own twist into everything.
21:30RuPaul is looking at me and thinking, what the hell is this?
21:33But what the hells are always good because I am trying to shock people.
21:37It's a sponge cake.
21:38Ah!
21:39You better scrub those cake pans.
21:41Oh, yeah, honey.
21:43You got your Jackie Collins.
21:45Uh-huh.
21:45You got your Joan Collins.
21:46Uh-huh.
21:47Here is Lydia Butthole Collins.
21:48Uh-huh.
21:49Oh.
21:49Okay.
21:50Or should I say, okay?
21:50Oh, cake.
21:54I am a beautiful red devil cake.
21:56I made this entire look myself.
21:58This is Roosh for the Heavens and Hell.
22:01I'm feeling super elegant, a little edgy, and very pointy.
22:05Honey, whatever you do, don't sit down.
22:09Susie Toot.
22:11I am wearing a Shakespearean-inspired updo with a full skirt.
22:16Oh?
22:17Oh, is it a potion?
22:18Don't do it.
22:19She's going to drink a potion.
22:20Don't do it.
22:21I am going to drink a love potion to win the man of my dreams.
22:25Oh, she did it.
22:26Oh.
22:26But suddenly, the potion has a different effect.
22:29And then, bam, I'm an ass.
22:32Get it?
22:33It's funny.
22:38You gotta love a donkey show.
22:40Who doesn't?
22:43Welcome to week two of Drag Queens Got Talent.
22:46First up, well, how deep, it's Sam Starr.
22:50Yee-haw!
22:53The horse is still running all the way from the Magic City in Alabama.
22:59Hit it!
22:59I ride my horsey like a sports car.
23:02I play the game just like my guitar.
23:04Really hard.
23:05They can clean up nice and paint their barns, but they ain't got my southern charm.
23:09Nice to meet ya.
23:10Bless your heart.
23:11I'm Sam Starr.
23:12So let me hear a thing.
23:14Yee-haw!
23:15The Queens like me.
23:16Yee-haw!
23:18That was fine.
23:19So let's try that one more time.
23:21Do it better, please.
23:23Yee-haw!
23:24Yee-haw!
23:24It's too awful, but here's the dance break.
23:26Sam Starr is bucking and kicking and...
23:29And RuPaul seems to be living, but RuPaul's not jetting this week.
23:32And I'm not living.
23:33God will shout and rub that count and God please do it right.
23:36Say yee-haw!
23:37Yee-haw!
23:37Still don't got it, but I do.
23:39Yee-haw!
23:40I think I'm the most humble bitch in the world.
23:48Oh, God!
23:49Sam Starr's performance is good, but did that hurt?
23:52I smell a meniscus surgery.
23:55Yeah.
23:56Did she really dance?
23:57Up next, it do take Anya Nerve.
24:02Yeah.
24:03It's your girl Anya Nerve coming from the 216, the 330 ho.
24:07And you know why Ru chose me, because I'm that bitch.
24:10In drag, and out of drag.
24:12Get money in drag, and out of drag.
24:15And I got a little two-step for y'all.
24:16You ready?
24:17Yeah!
24:18Yeah, bitch!
24:19Left foot in, out.
24:21Right foot in, out.
24:22How I look in, out.
24:24I get that money in, out.
24:25In, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in.
24:31Should I rap a little bit?
24:33Should I say something funny?
24:35Do I drop this ass and get that money?
24:37Should I rap a little bit?
24:39Do I say something funny?
24:40Do I drop this ass and get that money?
24:44I ain't no waitress, but I came to server.
24:45In and out, own em, but this ain't no burger.
24:47Hot as a fire, a stove, and a burner.
24:48I came for the check, I'm a certified work mom.
24:50Left foot in, out.
24:52Right foot in, out.
24:53How I look in, out.
24:55I get that money in, out.
24:56In, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, in, out.
25:08Anya Nerve got flavor, this bitch got sass, and I love it.
25:13Why do I do that?
25:17We're going to have to call them burger people.
25:20How I look, yeah, right foot, yeah.
25:24Love it.
25:26Don't be jealous of a boogie.
25:27It's crystal envy.
25:31Oh, you're dripping with jealousy.
25:33Can't take the fact that I'm Envy.
25:35Be kept my name in your mouth so transparent like.
25:39It's clear that I've given you crystal envy.
25:42Thought I was dreaming, now I'm here on the stage.
25:44Yeah.
25:44Within a fairy till I jumped off the page.
25:46Woo!
25:47Changing my look, I'll make the boys' heads hurt.
25:50I'm gasoline, so watch this runway burn.
25:52Yes, yes, yes.
25:53The lights and cameras got me feeling so hot.
25:55I'm going to give you everything that I've got.
25:57Hey.
25:58Want your attention, yeah, I'll always come through.
26:01No, don't be jealous, this is just how I do.
26:03Oh, you're dripping with jealousy.
26:05Can't take the fact that I'm Envy.
26:07Crystal, you bitch.
26:10Look at her go.
26:12All right, well, shit.
26:13Crystal envy.
26:14Oh, you're dripping with jealousy.
26:17Can't take the fact that I'm Envy.
26:19Be kept my name in your mouth so transparent like.
26:22It's clear that I'm getting your crystal envy.
26:25The diamond experience.
26:32Up next, here to make you smile, it's Hormona Lisa.
26:35Hey, y'all.
26:39Hey.
26:40Hey.
26:41My name is Hormona Lisa.
26:43That is like the Mona Lisa, but a whore.
26:46What?
26:47Yeah.
26:48I am from Tennessee, and in the South, there's a lot of confusion and hatred around drag.
26:53And that is just coming from the queens trying to do drag.
26:56Wow.
26:57I mean, look at this group.
26:58They're obviously all confused.
27:00And I hate that for them.
27:03But the hardest part about doing drag in the South is maintaining your tuck while having swamp ass.
27:09Am I right, Tia?
27:11But seriously, it's a scary time to be a drag queen.
27:20Politicians want to legislate us out of existence.
27:24Religious groups want to pray the gay away.
27:26And RuPaul wants our combined life force so she can live one more century.
27:32I'm trying to laugh at her jokes to give her some energy up there because my sister needs a lifeboat.
27:36Where are the jokes?
27:39My favorite part about doing drag is the sense of community, the rich history,
27:45and the ability to spread joy and beauty across the land any chance I get.
27:50Joy and beauty are what I call my legs, and I'll be happy to spread them.
27:54Well, my tuck just popped, so that's my time.
28:00I don't know what Hormona said her talent was, but her talent must be stopping time,
28:04because that was the longest minute of my life.
28:07And I thank you.
28:12Goodbye.
28:14Welcome back to Drag Queens Got Talent.
28:17Up next, she's here to quince your thirst.
28:19It's Kori King.
28:22I had to go to my barista and get my favorite drink.
28:25This is too good.
28:26Petey hit the track.
28:28Let me drink it up.
28:29Got big black coffee in my cup.
28:31My body's swinging side to side.
28:33Caffeinated paradise.
28:34I ain't particular.
28:36Mocha, chocolate, vanilla.
28:37And if I need it faster, I'ma put it in an enema.
28:41Without advice, my drink's gone.
28:44I won't be nice.
28:44Espresso shop.
28:45Bitch, puppets wise.
28:46Cause the king goes worth it.
28:47Slip it right.
28:49Slip it right.
28:50I, I, I, I.
28:51Slip it right.
28:52And with my drink's gone.
28:53Baby.
28:54I shake the ice.
28:55I shake the ice.
28:57Shake, shake the ice.
29:03I shake the ice.
29:15All gone.
29:24That ice was shaking all off her costume, honey.
29:28Girl, you couldn't eat 6,000 that shit onto your belt?
29:30And now, let's slip into some sexy Lana Jure.
29:35Now, Mama Rue, Lana Jure does what she does exceptionally well.
29:39However, actually, ain't that however handy.
29:43Go gas them a bit, Zorda.
29:45For sure, I'm about to give you more than you have seen before.
29:49There won't be another when I walk and they duck for cover.
29:52The stress make a bitch when I quit. They go up when I drop in a split.
29:55No miss, I'm for real, legit. Lana never missed, baby, I'm a hit.
29:59Double tap on the screens cause I'm looking right now.
30:01Jurema, I can change your mind. Come on, feast your eyes on the star right before your eyes.
30:05If you don't know now, then you better recognize.
30:08You better recognize. You better recognize.
30:11Bitch, you better recognize.
30:12J-A-R-E-A-M. So fab, so fierce, so femme.
30:15I am a perfect 10. Night, eight, and eat it up again.
30:19J-A-R-E-A-M.
30:21McDonald's, Euro's, Yen's.
30:22Shine bright like I'm a gem.
30:24I am the creme de la creme, bitch.
30:27Good morning.
30:28Let's go.
30:29J-A-R-E-A-M. Actually, good night.
30:32J-A-R-E-A-M.
30:34J-A-R-E-A-M.
30:36Lana and I got this mutual agreement.
30:39First and first.
30:41J-A-R-E-A-M. Sorry, girls.
30:43It is what it is.
30:44These kids are taking chances, man.
30:46J-A-R-E-A-M. I know.
30:47Last but not least, she's ready to roll.
30:50Lexi Love.
30:53Oh.
30:54I'm in, they're out.
30:56I'm what?
30:57I'm out.
30:57No.
30:58YAY!
30:59Oh my God.
31:00One, two, y'all gonna lose.
31:04J-A-R-E-A-M.
31:05Tiny waist.
31:05Know your daddy wants to taste.
31:07Perfect shape.
31:08No debate.
31:09Derby tall.
31:10She's there for skates.
31:12She's giving fun, y'all now.
31:14Oh my God, baby.
31:16J-A-R-E-A-M.
31:16They're giving mexie.
31:17Honestly, I'm surprised Lexi is in rollerskate.
31:21Everybody back away.
31:22100 feet.
31:23J-A-R-E-A-M.
31:24Y'all lovely Lexi.
31:25The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.
31:27Let's see how big this hoe can go!
31:41Oh, shit.
31:46She did a split, and then a split, and then a split.
31:50Okay, R.M.P.
31:52She'll feel it today, honey.
31:54Welcome, queens.
31:57Tonight, Raider Queen rules are in full effect.
32:01So, there will be no judges' critiques.
32:04Instead, the queens who watched you tonight
32:07will rank you from top to bottom,
32:10starting with your neck, your back, your pussy, and your crock.
32:15While you Raider Queen backstage,
32:17the judges and I go make that booty drop.
32:21You may leave the stage.
32:26Hey, word.
32:30Okay, just between us squirrel friends,
32:32while the queens are making their decisions,
32:34I want to know what you think.
32:36Let's start with Sam Star.
32:37Ooh, she is charming!
32:39She was performing every word, and I felt it,
32:42and then, of course, she finished it with a death drop from a hay bale.
32:45I loved her on the stage.
32:47She gave me that pro-am and thing that you see at the little child pageants.
32:50Sam is just what her name is, which is a star,
32:53and I was enamored by her essence.
32:55And she has this Michelle Pfeiffer-ish kind of look about her
32:59that really drew me in.
33:01And her cake, I just wanted to bust it open and just get right in the middle.
33:04It made me hungry for some cake.
33:07Up next, Anya Nerve.
33:10Honey, one word when I think about her, custard.
33:15When she turned around, sweetie, all I saw was a sweet center in the back.
33:19And then she came out here and did In-N-Out, and not the burger.
33:23The song, I loved every single second of it
33:25because she gave us a little dance that we could all do.
33:28As a rapper myself, I'm looking at song structure,
33:30and Anya's hook was solid.
33:32The way that Anya delivered it was incredible.
33:34It was quick, don't bore us, get to the chorus.
33:37I love that song.
33:38Can't wait till it comes out.
33:39I'll be the first in line to buy it.
33:41Up next, Crystal Envy.
33:43The reference with the tanning bottle, I got it immediately.
33:45I thought it was so clever and really flirty, but also kind of quirky.
33:50But that dog clawing at her ass.
33:54That's what just had me in a chokehold.
33:56We were entering some bestiality territory up in here.
33:59Also interesting choice to be like a muscle little girl.
34:03Maybe it's just the New Jersey in her that makes her do such odd choices and odd things.
34:07And then the performance.
34:08I thought she looked really pretty.
34:10I love that she did two reveals and she brought us there.
34:12I thought the song was actually produced really well.
34:15She was great.
34:17Corey King.
34:18Corey King is a cake.
34:20Um, no, it's not.
34:22The most impressive part of her presentation was the color of the hose.
34:27It's not an easy color to get.
34:29One thing that will stand out is some colored hose.
34:31Yeah.
34:32Some colored hose.
34:33You are wrong.
34:34Really do.
34:35Yeah.
34:36Might I say she passed very, very well.
34:39Now the dog should have been chasing all that.
34:41Oh yeah.
34:42Okay.
34:43The performance definitely made up for her cake.
34:44I love the song.
34:45The hook is so catchy and it was performed really, really well.
34:49And I love the fact that she got the word enema into a song.
34:51You know, I always want to get the word enema into a song.
34:55I know you do.
34:56Well, she did it for you.
34:57She did it first.
34:58Yeah.
34:59All right.
35:00Let's talk about Hormona Lisa.
35:01Rue, I beg of you to ask these queens to stop doing Marie Antoinette.
35:04Because it's been done well so many times.
35:07Stop.
35:08Right.
35:09We've had a lot of that on this stage.
35:10Yeah.
35:11You've watched this show for 17 seasons, girl.
35:13You know Marie Antoinette is dead.
35:15Oh.
35:16Then her talent was comedy.
35:21Oh, was that the end of your critique?
35:24If you're going to come up here and you're going to do comedy, you need to have jokes.
35:27Oh.
35:28And it was not, I'm not even being rude.
35:30Like, you're an easy laugh.
35:32Yeah, I am.
35:33And you chuckled a few times, but I feel like you did that out of kindness.
35:37So, it just wasn't funny.
35:39I liked how the topic around the jokes were about real life situations.
35:44But I think that they could have just hit a lot harder and made me laugh.
35:47I did laugh.
35:48I did laugh.
35:49I think you snickered.
35:50What did you call me?
35:51Snickered.
35:52I was being polite because you did feel a little bit uncomfortable.
35:53Poor Mona Lisa.
35:57Was that it?
35:58That was comedy.
35:59Lana Geray.
36:00When Lana first started, I was wondering, how are we going to make this cake happen?
36:04Because Lana's pretty petite.
36:05When she turned around and I saw the back of that dress, I thought that was so stunning and so sexy and fierce.
36:12Everything doesn't have to always be so big.
36:14You can get a little cupcake here and there.
36:16Oh, yeah.
36:17Her talent, on the other hand, she let us know that Luxe Noir London is her drag mother.
36:21However, Luxe owns the stage.
36:23Lana Geray does not.
36:24That high kick to the death drop was fabulous, but it was a little kind of sleepwalking up until that point for me.
36:30Lexi Love.
36:32Lexi Love is a cake.
36:34She had bamboo earrings on the TV.
36:36Yes.
36:37I'm kind of here for all of that.
36:38Then she came out in roller skates for her talent and that's the smartest thing to do.
36:41Do something Rue loves and Rue loves to roller skate.
36:44When she split and cartwheeled and did all those gymnastic tricks in those skates, I was like, girl, how could you do that?
36:50I've always wanted to roller skate.
36:52You don't roller skate?
36:53I've never been able to roller skate, Rue.
36:55Don't you?
36:56Do you skate?
36:57I do skate.
36:58I skate really well, too.
36:59Oh.
37:00Do it backwards, upside down.
37:01Wow.
37:02Okay.
37:03No, we're not talking about what you do in your home.
37:04We're talking about roller skating.
37:05So, in your opinion, how did Lexi do?
37:08I thought was super controlled.
37:09That takes a level of skill that not just anybody can do.
37:12It was very impressive.
37:13Yeah.
37:14Lexi is 33, still very, very young, but in this competition is the oldest competitor.
37:19And you could see that there's more to her than just looking pretty.
37:24Yeah.
37:25There's some depth there.
37:26I do like a girl that has depth, especially in the rear.
37:29Yeah.
37:30All right.
37:31Silence.
37:32Let's see what the queens have decided.
37:40I'm sweating boobs.
37:41It's about that time we got to rate these motherfucking bitches.
37:44I'm realizing that this is going to be a more difficult task than I had thought.
37:48Okay, bitch.
37:49Let's get into this.
37:50First position, I'm going to put Lexi Love.
37:53She killed the runway and nobody beat her in the talent show.
37:56In first position, I'm going to put Sam Starr.
37:59Sam and I are in the same drag family.
38:01And so I've definitely got to put her high up on the list because I don't think these other girls are going to be putting her high at all.
38:07First position, I'm going to give it to Miss Lana.
38:11I got Lana's back.
38:12We sisters.
38:13I don't want to see a girl that I like go home.
38:16Yet.
38:17In second position, I would put Crystal Envy.
38:21Her runway was out of the box and she ate that talent show up.
38:24It was giving her drag in every way possible.
38:27In second position, I'm going to put Lexi Love.
38:30Third position, I got to give it to my girl Sam Starr.
38:34I loved her country number.
38:36This really gets hard, honestly.
38:38In fifth position, I would put my sister Anya Nerve.
38:41Sam Starr's talent show was boring as fuck and her runway was also boring as fuck.
38:46So in sixth position, I'm going to put Sam Starr.
38:49I'm going to have to put Anya Nerve in sixth position and that really sucked.
38:53But that runway look was a stoned Amazon corset, no shade.
38:57Sixth position, Corey King.
38:59Getting this Raid of Queen lineup correct is critical to me staying here.
39:04Who do I think I would want to lip sync against?
39:07It is life or death for me.
39:09The one that I think I could take on the best.
39:11In seventh position is Hormona Lisa.
39:14Seventh position, I would put Corey King.
39:17Corey's runway I wasn't really wowed by.
39:20Sam Starr.
39:21Sam Starr.
39:22It's just I'm not a fan of like boring drag.
39:25Hormona Lisa.
39:26It was just not.
39:28It wasn't the tea.
39:30And that's the tea.
39:32And that's the tea.
39:34And that's the tea.
39:36And that's the tea.
39:37And that's the tea.
39:38And that is the tea.
39:40Welcome back, Ladykins.
39:45Your fellow queens have made some decisions.
39:48When I call your name, please step forward.
39:53Lexi Love.
39:54Crystal Envy.
39:55Based on the Raid of Queen results, you are the top two queens of the week.
40:07Congratulations.
40:08I'm sorry.
40:09I'm so sorry.
40:10I had to turn the TV down.
40:11Whatever you gotta do.
40:12I'm top two in the second week of this competition.
40:16And it's really starting to set in where I am and like, I'm fucking on RuPaul's Drag Race,
40:21bitch.
40:22Like, that's crazy.
40:24But tonight, there can only be one winner.
40:29Will the rest of you please step to the back of the stage to await your fate.
40:35Two top queens stand before me.
40:38Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Alter Ego by Dolce.
40:45Yes.
40:46Perfect.
40:47Yes.
40:48Make me proud.
40:49Ladies, this is your chance to impress me and win a cash tip of $5,000.
40:56Bitch, I'm shaking in my boots because I know Lexi's a performer, so I know she's going
41:01to give me a run for my money here.
41:03But I'm ready to tear this fucking stage up because I want that $5,000.
41:06The time has come for you to lip sync for the win.
41:14This is not real life.
41:19Bitch, I have waited 33 years for this moment.
41:24And girls, I'm nervous.
41:27Good luck and don't fuck it up.
41:31I sit on the corner and check my shit.
41:32Now I'm gonna give y'all another hit.
41:35And I just put my dream down.
41:38Uh-uh.
41:39Uh-uh.
41:41D-d-d-d-d-line.
41:42Fuck that hoe, fuck that bitches.
41:44Fuck that hoe to the condom, say, put the fuck y'all hoes, they run this shit.
41:47Missy, her black vagina designer, say Gucci, Prada print.
41:50D-O-E, I'm a condo rich.
41:52Big though, GD, Verdanda done died the Tokyo Honda drip.
41:55Uh, ladies break your hoes, it's piss.
41:57They mistaken, I'm that bitch
41:59Wrist it frozen, cue the trojans
42:01Let's go, I'ma kick it, kick it
42:03All these hoes are racing me, racing me
42:06Look at the honky over here
42:09This is all on the floor
42:11It's a battle of the white girls
42:15I need to change
42:17Unphased, unbothered, unfuckwittable, bitch
42:19Why bother? I'm that bitch, I'm that bitch
42:21I'm that bitch, and you bitches ain't no shit
42:23I'm a big money type of bitch
42:25If you ain't gettin' money, don't type me, bitch
42:27Fuckin' that work, it might fight a bitch
42:29Don't hang with a hoes, I don't like it
42:31I don't see these hoes in these rich shills
42:33Goin' out on my name and he gon' hold still
42:35Pussy ass hoes know who to pay with
42:37These hoes are racing me, racing me
42:39La la la la la la, buh buh, bitch
42:41That's who me, that's who me
42:43That's who me
42:45That's who me
42:47These hoes are racing me, praising me
42:49La la la la la, buh buh, bitch
42:51That's who me, that's who me
42:53That's who me
42:55That's who me
42:57Auto
42:58To be
42:59Wasting
43:01We could get away
43:03It's a auto
43:05Ego
43:07Wasting
43:08We could get away
43:09That's just my ultimate
43:11That's just my ultimate
43:13That's just my ego
43:15We could get away
43:17That's who me
43:19We could get away
43:21Yeah, that's what
43:37merging
43:41Oh go, go, go, go
43:43delle
43:45Ladies, I've made my decision.
43:53Lexi Love, conjaculation.
43:56You're a winner, baby.
44:00Oh, my God.
44:02I really just won.
44:03I did not expect them to be cheering the way that they're cheering.
44:09It was so genuine.
44:11Like, it wasn't put on.
44:12It wasn't like, be nice to the old lady.
44:13Oh, my heart is so full from that.
44:17You've won a cash tip of $5,000.
44:21Thank you, Doji.
44:22That was so fucking fun.
44:24You killed it.
44:26Crystal Envy, you are safe to slay another day.
44:30You may both step to the back of the stage.
44:32It's so good.
44:37Will this week's remaining queens please come to the front of the stage?
44:42When it comes to Rated Queen, a lot of the girls are saying that they are voting fairly.
44:46But I just have a feeling that a lot of the girls voted according to who their friends are.
44:52So with that in mind, I'm very nervous.
44:58Ladies, your fellow queens have made some decisions.
45:02When I call your name, please step forward.
45:08Sam Starr.
45:11Anya Nerve.
45:13Craig King.
45:16Lana Jure.
45:19Based on the Rated Queen results.
45:21Ladies, you are all safe.
45:24You may step to the back of the stage.
45:32Hermona Lisa.
45:33You have been rated the bottom queen of the week.
45:37I'm sorry, my dear.
45:38But that means you and Acacia Forgot are up for elimination.
45:45Assume the position.
45:46I'm very disappointed.
45:49I do think it was a risk to choose to do stand-up.
45:52And I do think that should play a little bit into the rankings because it's an actual talent that people don't normally do.
45:59But whatever.
46:00Two queens stand before me.
46:04The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
46:12This is exactly what I wanted.
46:16I feel very confident that I am still going to be here at the end of the day.
46:20Bring it on, Hormona.
46:22Good luck.
46:23And don't fuck it up.
46:26In case you haven't noticed
46:40When everybody's tired
46:43And healing from somebody
46:47Or something we don't see just right
46:50Boy, come on, put your lips down on
46:54Woman can hold it
46:59Yes
46:59And
47:01Play those shit with your chest
47:03And
47:05Fear over the rest
47:07Fiend
47:08Play those shit with your chest
47:10Keep loving your lust next
47:12Yes
47:13I face the same
47:14I don't need the disguise
47:16Why do you care so much
47:18Who'serta
47:20Why
47:20Queen's, I've made my decision.
47:43A case you forgot, Shantae, you stay.
47:53Thank you so much.
47:56May they join the other girl?
47:58Yes, ma'am.
48:03Hormona Lisa.
48:05I've got a question for you.
48:09Are you feeling lucky?
48:11I'm always feeling lucky.
48:15Well, I hope so.
48:17Because I'm giving you one last chance.
48:23One last chance to badunk-a-dunk your way back into the competition.
48:30Badunk-a-dunk?
48:32What is a badunk-a-dunk?
48:33But first, we need a virgin.
48:40Nami.
48:41You rang?
48:49Virgin.
48:50Mm.
48:51Somebody lied.
48:55What the fuck is going on here?
48:57Hormona, before you are ten levers.
49:01Two of those levers will drop Michelle Visage into the badunk-a-dunk tank.
49:06Presented by Las Vegas.
49:09If you dunk Michelle, you get to stay.
49:12If you don't, you will sashay away.
49:15Knowing that Hormona has a one-in-five chance of staying in this competition literally makes me want to scratch my eyes out.
49:24Which I should have done before her talent number.
49:27Are you feeling lucky?
49:29Yes, ma'am.
49:30Well, your luck is Michelle's unluckiness.
49:36Hormona, pull a lever.
49:39Ten levers, eight chances at going home, two chances at winning.
49:45It ain't happening, honey.
49:47The house always wins, and you ain't a part of the house.
49:50I'm trying to think that any of these numbers mean anything.
49:55One is the first one.
49:57I was the first person to be invited to the show publicly like that.
50:01I'm licking one of them.
50:02Let's see what vibrations they're giving off.
50:04You are free to slay another day, Hormona Lisa.
50:30I'm just so filled with joy and filled with relief.
50:34And I just, I thank God, I thank Rue, I thank my phalanges for grabbing the lever and pulling it back.
50:40I'm just so happy to be here.
50:42And Hormona, you've won a trip to the entertainment capital of the world.
50:47Because Vegas is good for you.
50:50That's right.
50:52Losing is the new winning.
50:57Hormona saved, and I am over it.
51:00I did not put in all this work for no one to go home.
51:03So now, whoever lands in the bottom will have a one in a nine chance of pulling a lever and staying.
51:09Like, what are the odds, bitch?
51:16Conjagulations, queens.
51:17And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
51:20Can I get an amen up in here?
51:22Amen!
51:22All right, y'all.
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