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00:00:07So we're back into the workroom after I just sent copper home, I'm not gonna lie
00:00:12it's really humbling it's like okay girl you really need to up your game because
00:00:16if you don't you might be going next. Love you all so much, count your lucky stars
00:00:22you won't be playing me at Snatch Game. Love Old Maiden. I am really gonna miss Ginger and I think
00:00:37she really did fade into the background. Goodbye Ginger!
00:00:45I feel like Copper can't catch a break because even in her exit from the
00:00:49competition, Peppa's still massacring her name. A girl I'm sorry. We really love you Copper. We love you. Bye bitch.
00:00:57Bye Peppa, we love you, I'm sorry to call you an old maid.
00:01:02I'm really gonna miss Copper. She just did bring a really huge warm presence to the
00:01:08whole group and I feel like after Copper's elimination the room definitely feels
00:01:13like a big space has been taken out of it which is really heartbreaking. I really
00:01:18felt like it it should have been me up there with her. Just because we're in a
00:01:23team together and just because we worked on it together. But on that because
00:01:26obviously Copper's look was completely like almost quite different like in terms of
00:01:30like styles and she did choose. Right so yeah what happened was it just that Copper was like...
00:01:34No I'm just laughing like... and you know it was her fault. Yeah you're right I don't feel that bad
00:01:43she decided.
00:01:46I've got a little question for my sister. John. Babe do you feel like you had a lucky escape then
00:01:52because your sister was in the bottom from your groove?
00:01:57Look I do realize that we like we were in the bottom but I still stand by this look I
00:02:01still think this is a fashion look and it was just down to execution.
00:02:05This actually for anyone else in fashion is fashion.
00:02:10Danny's about to go and get my cart from between me legs should we go and get changed girl?
00:02:14Yeah. Especially you two baked apple pies. Come on mommy's hungry. Baked potato pies thank you.
00:02:22Oh help my mum.
00:02:26With three down it's getting more desperate people are realizing we're not all here to be best friends anymore.
00:02:32Are we two aubergine emojis? Basically we're just two silly fat dicks.
00:02:38It's hard to prove to these girls if they don't get out of the way I'm gonna slap them to
00:02:41the side.
00:02:42We're gonna watch out. And run all the way to that crown.
00:02:45Like a camp- I don't know what I'm saying.
00:02:47Ha ha. Girl show me more.
00:02:49This is Celtic wizard. Oh that is Celtic wizard.
00:02:52It better not be another group challenge because I need a solo. I'm a breakout star.
00:02:59To the moon!
00:03:03Oh ring more!
00:03:05It's a new day in the workroom and I have two repeated badges but certainly it doesn't feel very natural.
00:03:11And I feel very weird everyone's eyes being on my new nipple covers.
00:03:16So...
00:03:16Congratulations on your win!
00:03:19Yay!
00:03:20Yay!
00:03:21Yay!
00:03:22You're no longer Dakota.
00:03:24Oh my god!
00:03:26There's Miss Vinti no badge!
00:03:28There's Miss Vinti no badges!
00:03:29Excuse me!
00:03:30I think we've got a bit of a sleeping assassin on our hands.
00:03:34Dakota was in the bottom in week one but now she has two badges.
00:03:40I'm surprised to be honest but I'm just excited to see what she does next now.
00:03:45Baby how do you feel about having to share your win?
00:03:48At least I've got one bit now.
00:03:49I feel like after being sacrificed in a girl group challenge just to have any kind of moment is lovely.
00:03:54Are we going to do this at the end of time?
00:03:55Till the day I die I swear I will never let it go.
00:03:58Woo!
00:03:59Woo!
00:04:01Woo!
00:04:03Woo!
00:04:04Woo!
00:04:05Woo!
00:04:06Woo!
00:04:08Woo!
00:04:10Hey Ladykins.
00:04:12Hey!
00:04:13A cool cat once told me if you scratch my back I'll scratch yours.
00:04:19So put some glitter in your litter and let your pussy roar.
00:04:25You did?
00:04:28I love cat!
00:04:29You'll be doing a shoot with lions.
00:04:33Hello, hello, hello!
00:04:35Hi!
00:04:38Hi Ladykins!
00:04:39Hi!
00:04:41You know to get ahead in this competition you have to be willing to put your arse on the
00:04:46line.
00:04:46Literally.
00:04:47So for today's mini challenge we're doing a cheeky twist on musical chairs.
00:04:53With a game we call Line of Booty Doody.
00:04:59Now I never had enough friends growing up to play musical chairs.
00:05:03So actually, I think I'm going to do pretty shit.
00:05:06Okay, so you've got 15 minutes to get into quick derriere enhanced drag.
00:05:14Ready, set, go!
00:05:19Another quick drag.
00:05:22I walk into this work room beat down and then Ruse like, go over there and make yourself
00:05:27look absolutely busted and then come back over here and run around like a prat.
00:05:38Let's get some pastries in there.
00:05:40At least all that off food will mask the smell of your pits.
00:05:44Right, make up, make up, make up, make up, make up.
00:05:46Oh, I'm slapping this on like I'm slapping a backside.
00:05:50Alright ladies, time's up.
00:05:53Time's up ladies.
00:05:56Now, my queens, it's time to play Line of Booty Doody.
00:06:03Where every chair is a derriere.
00:06:07Oh, Brick Crew!
00:06:12Hello, Officer.
00:06:14I did it, take me away.
00:06:16I love his helmet.
00:06:18Ladies, Inspector Longbottom is here.
00:06:23It's your duty to shake that booty.
00:06:27Now, the rules are just like musical chairs.
00:06:30When the music starts, you shake those booties.
00:06:33When the music stops, you take a seat.
00:06:36And if you can't find a seat, you're out.
00:06:39In the end, the last queen standing wins.
00:06:43I am so ready to play musical chairs, or as I like to call it, ass to ass,
00:06:47which is actually one of my favorite games or group activities.
00:06:52Ready, set, let the music play!
00:06:56When the boys, they need the tea.
00:06:57Who is sh-
00:06:59Who is sh-
00:07:00Who is sh-
00:07:01Who is sh-
00:07:01Who is sh-
00:07:01Who is sh-
00:07:02Who is sh-
00:07:03Who is sh-
00:07:03Who is sh-
00:07:04Who is sh-
00:07:05Who is sh-
00:07:07Who for fuck please!
00:07:12Who invented that?
00:07:14Bummer.
00:07:15Danny Beard darling, you are out, okay?
00:07:19You know what, I'm out of breath anyway, darling.
00:07:22I mean, Danny didn't want to run round.
00:07:23This is too much cardio.
00:07:25All right, officer Longbottom, take away a chair.
00:07:29All right, ready, set, let the music play.
00:07:42I'm literally on my ass.
00:07:44Jacoia just knocked me off the bloody chair so she could get on it.
00:07:51Rest those cheesy feet, Cheddar.
00:07:52You're out.
00:07:54She's playing tricks on their eyes.
00:07:56They don't recognize us.
00:07:57Do they be good in their lives?
00:07:59She changes shape every night.
00:08:07Jacoia was out next.
00:08:09At least I didn't push you off.
00:08:10You deserve that one.
00:08:11Ha!
00:08:12Kiss my grip.
00:08:13Your momma's in the kitchen for the oven on the fridge.
00:08:15Your daddy's in jail.
00:08:16Come on!
00:08:16Raise your hair.
00:08:17And your sister on the corner.
00:08:19Oh!
00:08:23I didn't know.
00:08:25Look at all the pastries on your ankles.
00:08:27All right, there are four chairs left and five girls.
00:08:31Let the music play.
00:08:35Oh, look who's bringing up the rear.
00:08:37Who is, who is, who is, who is, who is, who is.
00:08:40Yeah!
00:08:42No!
00:08:43No!
00:08:45Oh, stop it!
00:08:47Yeah!
00:08:49You're out, baby.
00:08:50I cannot believe that my nice and luscious booty has not landed me in the top of this little mini
00:08:54challenge.
00:08:54Who is, who is, who is, who is, who is, who is, who is, who is?
00:08:58Who is, who is, who is, who is, who is?
00:09:03Sorry.
00:09:06Devastation.
00:09:07Black pepper is out.
00:09:09Alright, there are only two seats left.
00:09:11Three girls.
00:09:16You better rush somebody.
00:09:23And then me. I'm just used to losing, so there's another notch on the bedpost.
00:09:28One seat left. Ladies, are you ready?
00:09:31Ready. I was born ready.
00:09:33Yes. It's down to me and Sminty. If I have to booty bash her out of the way, I will,
00:09:39because I want to win this mini challenge.
00:09:42Two queens, one seat.
00:09:44We're head and head for the battle of the bums.
00:09:48I'm going to win this.
00:09:49Let's do it easy, Blake.
00:10:07Do I look like Kin K?
00:10:10Well, it's about time Big Z won something for herself, isn't it?
00:10:14Although, thinking about it, I did actually win in that girl group challenge, too, so there.
00:10:19Pixie Polite has earned her seat. You're the winner, baby.
00:10:23Thank you very much.
00:10:25If anyone's going to win a prize for the biggest, luscious booty, it was going to be me, let's be
00:10:30honest.
00:10:30Now, ladies, if you thought that was the craziest thing you'd do today, think again.
00:10:38For this week's maxi challenge, fur will fly as you appear on the new chat show, Caddy Man.
00:10:48Hosted by Alan Carr.
00:10:53Hashtag Drag Race UK.
00:10:55We'll be testing your improv skills.
00:10:59Amazing.
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01There'll be family reunions, love triangles, and a nasty case of cat scratch fever.
00:11:10So you'll be working in groups of three.
00:11:14Oh, we have to work in teams.
00:11:16Again.
00:11:18I don't feel like All Stars 1 up in here.
00:11:20Pixie Polite, because you won the mini challenge, you get to assign the teams.
00:11:26Ooh.
00:11:27Okay.
00:11:28First, pick two queens to be in your group.
00:11:33I'm going to choose Cheddar Gorgeous.
00:11:39Cheddar Gorgeous.
00:11:43And...
00:11:44Pick me, Pixie, pick me, Pixie, pick me, Pixie, pick me, Pixie, Pixie, pick me.
00:11:49Danny Beard.
00:11:50Danny Beard.
00:11:53Duh.
00:11:53Of course you're going to pick Cheddar and Danny.
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:56Keep it moving.
00:11:57All right, now, Pixie, assign the other two groups, starting with group two.
00:12:02I'm going to choose...
00:12:06Dakota, Phil and Baby.
00:12:08We'll just go along the line.
00:12:09Okay.
00:12:10And group three?
00:12:11Pepper, Jambas and Sminty Bates.
00:12:14Well done.
00:12:15All right.
00:12:16Makes it very easy.
00:12:17Manners.
00:12:18My mother taught me my manners.
00:12:19No, you are Pixie Polite.
00:12:20Yes.
00:12:23Tomorrow on the runway, the category is the main event.
00:12:27Love your hair, hope you win.
00:12:29Ooh.
00:12:32Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
00:12:39Come on, gals.
00:12:40Let's get out of this.
00:12:41Oh, I've got to get these blooming handcuffs out of me ears.
00:12:45Improv?
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:46This is next level stuff.
00:12:48Last time I did improv was when I was back at school and we're in drama class.
00:12:51And so this is going to be a wild ride this week.
00:12:54I've worked with you before.
00:12:55I've just worked with you amazingly.
00:12:57I think that we're a good team.
00:12:59Pixie was sweet doing it like that.
00:13:00I know she was.
00:13:01Yeah.
00:13:02Pixie, why did you choose us?
00:13:04Well, I feel like we bounce well off each other.
00:13:07And what about the other teams?
00:13:09Because you made out like you were just going along the line.
00:13:11Well, I did go down the line.
00:13:13It was very conveniently done.
00:13:14Yeah, I feel like that.
00:13:15I did pick the other two teams, how they were lined up.
00:13:19But I was thinking, okay, how do I do like a middle team and a team who I think maybe
00:13:24will be the worst?
00:13:41Are we all on the same page as to what improv actually is?
00:13:50Yeah.
00:13:50Yeah.
00:13:51Reacting to, you're given a statement by somebody and it's about building upon and you never know where it's going
00:13:55to go.
00:13:56Peppa and Jambas were in the bottom last week, but maybe they are both Oscar award winning actresses.
00:14:04We're just fine.
00:14:04I guess.
00:14:06Yes.
00:14:07And what are we not going to do?
00:14:09Be too overambitious.
00:14:10No.
00:14:11No.
00:14:20Okay.
00:14:20Catty Man scenario one.
00:14:22Curiosity killed the Katrina.
00:14:25When an ex-child star wants closure about the tragic disappearance of her sister, she turns to Alan.
00:14:33With the help of a psychic, Alan tries to help her discover what happened.
00:14:37But is there more to the story than meets the eye?
00:14:39Oh.
00:14:40We've been given a brief overview of what our improv should be about and we've got to fill in all
00:14:46the blanks and create our own story.
00:14:48The pressure's on.
00:14:49So we've got Katrina, curiosity, mystic mug.
00:14:57Are we going to be able to smash it with these choices?
00:14:59Yeah, cool.
00:15:00I think so.
00:15:01It's about?
00:15:02About team talent.
00:15:04Don't say that.
00:15:05You've just set yourself up for a fall from a high set, my girl.
00:15:09I think it'll be fun.
00:15:11Like, I haven't done improv in a while.
00:15:14I think it'll be all right.
00:15:15Actually, I've never done improv before, but I want to go all in for this challenge.
00:15:19Well, shall we open her up?
00:15:22When two rivals discover that somehow they've swapped voices with each other, they've literally got each other's tongues, they ask
00:15:29Alan for help, who's got an eminent tongue doctor on and to lend some advice.
00:15:33Oh, my God.
00:15:33Dr. LaFeli?
00:15:34Yeah.
00:15:36Hold on.
00:15:37As we're reading through the scripts and seeing the notes about each character, it sort of, like, begin to align
00:15:42with each other's personalities.
00:15:44Queen number two is Kitty Cat, who's infamous for being a really bad singer.
00:15:49I'm, I mean, I'm not wanting to circle back, but okay.
00:15:54But she's an amazing lip-synker, so there's every cloud.
00:15:57I feel like the roles have already cast.
00:15:59I'm Tabitha, you're Kitty Cat, and you're Dr. LaFeli.
00:16:02That's too good.
00:16:04I have absolutely zero improv experience, so I don't feel much pressure.
00:16:09I only feel the pressure to just surprise people, and that's the energy I'm taking into this challenge.
00:16:14The catfish is out of the bag.
00:16:17An unlucky in-love queen thinks she's here to meet the one, but it turns out she's been duped by
00:16:24an online catfisher.
00:16:26Although romance could still be in the air when she meets the actual person from the pictures.
00:16:31Okay, this is quite camp.
00:16:33This is my everyday life.
00:16:34Yeah, this is mine.
00:16:35I'm feeling really confident because, as we know, I'm a chaotic mess as it is, and I think improv is
00:16:39literally just being a chaotic mess.
00:16:42He is filling it in the waters for each character.
00:16:45Oh gosh, wait, I don't know yet.
00:16:47I'm drawn to Katty, I'm to Claudia.
00:16:49The character who I would be more expected to go with would be Claudia, because she's sort of this, like,
00:16:55Instagram model.
00:16:56She's really pretty, and I don't want to go down that route of you're literally just playing yourself.
00:17:02I think I'm drawn to Katty.
00:17:04Okay.
00:17:04The most.
00:17:05So I am going to take the risk and go for someone that maybe isn't more me.
00:17:10I'm doing Lucky.
00:17:11Mm-hmm.
00:17:12And you're going to do Katty Fisher.
00:17:14I'm going to do Katty Fisher.
00:17:16And I'm going to be Claudia.
00:17:19I think that they're very good for us, because it gives us a chance to show something we haven't shown
00:17:23before.
00:17:23Yeah, exactly.
00:17:24You've not shown any beauty yet.
00:17:26The comedy hasn't started yet, darling.
00:17:35It's time to hit the studio for the record of Katty Man with Alan Carr.
00:17:40Meow.
00:17:44Come on in, ladies.
00:17:46Come on in.
00:17:49Where's me pussies?
00:17:50Yeah, pussy, pussy.
00:17:51How are you doing, girls?
00:17:53Thank you, I'm going to do some improv here, so just go with it.
00:17:57Have some fun.
00:17:58But this pilot has to work, so don't fuck it up.
00:18:01Can you do that?
00:18:02Yeah.
00:18:03I'm really excited to be working with Alan Carr.
00:18:06Chatty Man meets Chatty Cathy.
00:18:07Come on, let's go for a cuppa.
00:18:21Welcome to Katty Man.
00:18:22I'm Alan Carr, former cat psychologist and friend of felines everywhere.
00:18:27Now, my first guest, she's a former child star with a tragic past.
00:18:31Please give it up.
00:18:32For curiosity.
00:18:37Take a seat, take a seat.
00:18:39Thank you, Alan.
00:18:40Why are you here?
00:18:41I just wanted to come on and share with the world my wonderful, I mean tragic, tragic experiences.
00:18:48You may know my wonderful sister, Katrina.
00:18:52Oh, yes, yes.
00:18:53We were the world's first yodeling acrobats.
00:18:57She disappeared.
00:18:58She wandered out one night in the Alps.
00:19:01She was out on the hills yodeling and her loud screeching.
00:19:05Well, we can only assume that it brought a mountain down on top of her, but they never found a
00:19:09body or any evidence.
00:19:11I think we need some answers.
00:19:14Please welcome the psychic, Mystic Mog.
00:19:18I'm all right, Alan, I'm all right, Alan, I'm all right.
00:19:20How do you think it's funny coming on here with comedy teeth, do you?
00:19:23Well, I did, yeah, actually.
00:19:26When did you first realise you had this ability to look on the other side?
00:19:31My dad had a cat right called Mog.
00:19:34Mog got it by a tractor, Alan, and when it died...
00:19:37Sorry to hear that.
00:19:38No, don't be sorry, Alan, it's a good story.
00:19:40What happened is, Alan, Mog ended up passing over and becoming a spirit guide.
00:19:47What's the cat saying about this?
00:19:54Get back, get back, get back, get back!
00:19:59Are you getting anything from curiosity here?
00:20:02Give me a moment, Alan.
00:20:04What's that?
00:20:05Just a bit of catnip, darling, it just gets me up in the mood.
00:20:09You've got Katrina?
00:20:11She's here now, she's on the other side of that wall.
00:20:15Oh!
00:20:16And you know what, curiosity didn't kill the Katrina because she is here today.
00:20:20Come on in, Katrina!
00:20:24Hello, darlings!
00:20:27It's so lovely to see you.
00:20:28Is it, you silly bitch?
00:20:31What do you mean, Katrina?
00:20:32You went out wandering.
00:20:33I told you that mountain looked very precarious.
00:20:36There was a blizzard that night.
00:20:37It was snowing.
00:20:38I feel like you may have sent me out there on purpose, my darling.
00:20:42Is this true, curiosity?
00:20:45Tell me.
00:20:46Yes!
00:20:47I sent you out of that storm, and yes, I did push you.
00:20:52Well, she was always jealous of my acrobatic yordalee-ing skills, Alan.
00:20:57She was!
00:20:58Yordalee-ee-hoo!
00:21:00You bitch!
00:21:02That's not even your real hair anymore!
00:21:05Isn't it?
00:21:05Oh, oh, oh, no!
00:21:08Watching Danny, Pixie, and Cheddar perform, I cannot stop laughing.
00:21:13They are killing it from the top to the bottom.
00:21:15Mystic Mog, what can you see for their futures?
00:21:18Please, let us know.
00:21:20When I actually read lobes, give me your lobes, girls.
00:21:22Katrina loves cock, yeah.
00:21:25Is this true?
00:21:26Do you love cock?
00:21:28Yes, darling.
00:21:34I don't know where Pixie was even hiding that dildo, and I honestly don't want to know.
00:21:40What I see in your future is two sisters on stage together again.
00:21:46I think you're going to make it, girls.
00:21:48Oh, and that's the great thing about Catty Man, it brings people together.
00:21:52Thank you so much.
00:21:53Haven't they been wonderful?
00:21:54Thank you, I'm feeling great now.
00:22:04My next guest is known on the cub circuit as having the voice of an angel, but in a cruel
00:22:08twist of fate, the cat's not just got a tongue, someone's stolen it.
00:22:13Please welcome Tabitha.
00:22:16Oh, Tabitha, how are you?
00:22:18Please sit down.
00:22:19Why are you here?
00:22:21To be honest, Alan.
00:22:24I've had quite a tough few weeks.
00:22:30It sounds like it.
00:22:32Can you tell us about Kitty Cat?
00:22:34This bitch has been after my career.
00:22:37Sorry about the language.
00:22:39This lag has been after my career.
00:22:42Much better, thank you.
00:22:45She once sounded like a cat being strangled, but now she's making sweet meowsic.
00:22:50It's Kitty Cat.
00:22:52Hello, Alan.
00:22:55So tell us about this tongue.
00:22:57I went to go get a couple of injectables in my face.
00:23:00And I fell asleep during the procedure.
00:23:02And when I woke up, I noticed something felt different in my voice.
00:23:05Could we maybe hear this voice?
00:23:06I would love nothing more.
00:23:08Big old titties in your face.
00:23:12And you want a taste of the pussy.
00:23:16But you cannot have the titties.
00:23:18For I am an independent woman.
00:23:23She's got a songwriting degree, remember?
00:23:28Is it true that you stole Tabitha's man?
00:23:31No, I have her lover.
00:23:32I have her carer.
00:23:34And I'm going to start my world tour in Cambodia.
00:23:42Well, perhaps my next guest can unravel this tongue twister.
00:23:47Dr. Feline, much better.
00:23:49Oh, hello.
00:23:49Please take a seat.
00:23:51Thank you so much for joining us.
00:23:53Tabitha here has swapped tongues with Kitty Cat.
00:23:55Is this possible?
00:23:57The theory is that when tongues collide, they cause a tongue space continuum and it rips a
00:24:05hole.
00:24:05And I think something happened inside a black hole on top of her man.
00:24:11Oh, I prepared so much for this, but I don't even know what I'm thinking.
00:24:15Words are just coming out of my mouth.
00:24:16One of the tongue tips entered the wrong hole and caused this infinite continuum loop.
00:24:23I don't know what I'm doing.
00:24:24The lights are on me.
00:24:25Uh-oh.
00:24:26I heard that if you cough up the furball, you get your tongue back.
00:24:31Yes, that's right.
00:24:33So maybe would you like to cough up a furball?
00:24:37You do it as well.
00:24:38Come on, that's it.
00:24:39Let's get these furballs up.
00:24:47What the hell's going on here?
00:24:48Has it worked?
00:24:49Has it worked?
00:24:50Oh, bloody hell.
00:24:51I'm back.
00:24:52I'm back.
00:24:53Tabitha is back.
00:24:55Me voice.
00:24:56This girl's got me voice.
00:24:57You're finished.
00:24:58What am I going to do?
00:25:00Thank you, Doctor, so much.
00:25:02Oh, this is beautiful.
00:25:03Thank you, girls.
00:25:03I'm glad we sorted that out.
00:25:05See you after the break.
00:25:07I think I hope it was really good.
00:25:08I'm proud of her.
00:25:09She did it really well.
00:25:13My next guest found Love Online, and she's here today to meet her dream girl for the first
00:25:19time, and make it official.
00:25:21Please welcome Lucky.
00:25:24Take a seat.
00:25:26So this is a huge moment for you, Lucky.
00:25:29How are you feeling?
00:25:30Me feel real good, Alan.
00:25:33And you've met someone online.
00:25:36How did you know they were the one?
00:25:38I knew that Kathy Fisher was the one, because first of all, me, they look upon her body.
00:25:45And me say, Jesus Christ, what kind of body they look so big?
00:25:49Oh, no.
00:25:51Well, Lucky, are you ready to meet the cat of your dreams?
00:25:54Oh, my God.
00:25:56Come on in, Kathy Fisher.
00:26:01Oh.
00:26:04Kathy Fisher, please sit down.
00:26:05Would you like to remove the veil, please?
00:26:08Me mama!
00:26:11How are this?
00:26:12Is this not the person in your photos?
00:26:14No, that's a she ugly.
00:26:16You are clearly not what she described.
00:26:19Are you catfishing Lucky?
00:26:21Potentially.
00:26:25I'm sorry.
00:26:28She wants a big batty.
00:26:29Can I have a look at your batty?
00:26:32Is this batty good enough?
00:26:34No.
00:26:34Alan, she looks like she's far from our kitchen.
00:26:40How are that?
00:26:41Are you not happy with that, Lucky?
00:26:43No, sir.
00:26:44Minty.
00:26:45Was that a twerk?
00:26:47Now, we've got a surprise for you, Lucky.
00:26:50That glamour puss that you fell in love with is actually here backstage.
00:26:56Let me introduce Claudia.
00:27:04You are an absolute stunner, Claudia.
00:27:07I am stunning.
00:27:08I am absolutely fuming.
00:27:11My piss is boiling on.
00:27:14You are a pig slut.
00:27:17Oh.
00:27:18How does that make you feel, someone calling you a pig slut?
00:27:22What the fuck do you mean, listen?
00:27:26A dear friend of me once told me...
00:27:40If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.
00:27:45Oh.
00:27:46Oink, oink.
00:27:53Minty.
00:27:54This catfish is about to be fried.
00:27:55God, you should have left that veil on.
00:27:59Is there a bit of a chemistry between Claudia and Lucky?
00:28:02I can hear wedding bells.
00:28:03It's not the voices in my head.
00:28:05I think there's going to be a wedding today.
00:28:08Will you please marry me?
00:28:11We work on your voice first.
00:28:12But yes!
00:28:15I'm so happy!
00:28:17Can I marry you live on Catty Man?
00:28:20Yes, you can.
00:28:21You can marry me.
00:28:21Yes, you can, Alan.
00:28:22Okay.
00:28:23Do you take each other to be your lawful wedded wives?
00:28:28I do.
00:28:29I now pronounce you wife and wife.
00:28:33Oh, my God.
00:28:34You're a pig slut!
00:28:36I know I'm tired.
00:28:38Goodbye.
00:28:38Goodbye, my girl.
00:28:39Stop crackfishing people, yeah?
00:28:42That's it.
00:28:43Thanks for watching, kittens.
00:28:44And remember, you stroke my tummy, I'll stroke yours.
00:28:47Meow!
00:28:48Bye.
00:28:50Alan's called time, and I'm still sat on stage.
00:28:53I've literally blanked out through this whole performance.
00:28:57I just want a big hole to swallow me up right now.
00:29:07It's got it, it's got it.
00:29:09Yo, come on!
00:29:11It's a brand new day, and I have woken up with the biggest morning glory after yesterday
00:29:19because I finally felt like I was confident to make people laugh and have a good time while
00:29:25I'm doing it.
00:29:26What did you feel like yesterday?
00:29:28I think we did well.
00:29:29I'm really proud of the three of us.
00:29:31I think, fingers crossed, it'll either be a group win for the three of us or one of us.
00:29:37Hopefully, we'll get it.
00:29:38And you know what?
00:29:39I'd be happy with either one of those right now.
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:42I'm at the point where I'm so proud of Pixie.
00:29:45If she wins this badge tonight, there's a part of me that will obviously be pissed off.
00:29:51But I'd rather it went to her than anyone else right now.
00:29:53I just feel like I've really proved myself now.
00:29:57I feel completely euphoric.
00:29:59It was the most fun thing I've done since we got here.
00:30:03And you know, I think I shat all over the stage.
00:30:06Shat is French for cat.
00:30:08That was very clever, that one.
00:30:09You know, we stopped being safe Sallys.
00:30:11And now we're becoming Winning Wendys.
00:30:21I'm really excited about today's runway.
00:30:23I love it.
00:30:25It's quite a sentimental one for me, actually.
00:30:27Hair was where, like, kind of drag started for me.
00:30:29My hair means so much to me.
00:30:31And from a very young age, was always very attached to hairstyling toys and dolls with long hair.
00:30:37Me and Harry, growing up, we were playing with dolls probably until we were about, like, five.
00:30:41And then there was this massive intervention and they were all taken away from us.
00:30:44And, like, our grandma didn't think that was right.
00:30:46And she would really support our femininity.
00:30:48She didn't force us to play with footballs or action figures or anything like that.
00:30:51She probably knew that we were going to end up queer or trans or whatever she thought we were.
00:30:56We would go around grandmas because the only thing me and Harry ever wanted to play with
00:31:00were the curtain tassels because they were the only thing that resembled hair.
00:31:03And we just would put them on our heads and we'd braid them
00:31:06and we'd cut them and she'd never get angry at us,
00:31:09even though they were probably really expensive
00:31:10because she realized, you know, we were missing something.
00:31:13So the concept behind today's look is basically a thank you to my grandma
00:31:16for giving us space to be who we were
00:31:19in a time where our parents were really finding it difficult to understand our nature.
00:31:24Yeah, emotional runway, but I'm really excited to see it all come to life.
00:31:27Well, it's nice to always have a piece of you in each runway, I think.
00:31:30I think that for me as well, like, pair's such a massive thing for me as a child.
00:31:33No, you will have a shot back inside and look like a boy, like every other boy.
00:31:37In a Chinese family, being a boy is, like, such a big thing.
00:31:41To be a model child with a mushroom bowl haircut,
00:31:45all that type of stuff growing up emphasized this idea of masculinity.
00:31:49And it became a lot of pressure.
00:31:50I think when I was four or five, I already knew I was gay
00:31:53and I already started experimenting with different ideas about what gender was
00:31:57and being told I couldn't play with dogs, like being told that you have to play with cars
00:32:01and being given a cart and football.
00:32:03I was like, I don't know what to do with this.
00:32:04What is this?
00:32:04My natural instinct was it's rolling away.
00:32:07And so I think growing up, like, I always wanted to experiment with hair,
00:32:11but I never could.
00:32:12So until I left home, that's the only time that I started growing my hair.
00:32:15And it was almost like rebellion in a way to let it grow.
00:32:19I feel like my drag was an evolution of growing my hair, swishing about.
00:32:24And that's why I'm really excited to show my hair on this runway
00:32:27because I'm really proud of being a strong, Asian, gender-fluid person.
00:32:36What hair are you wearing tonight? Big hair day.
00:32:38I'm, like, paying tribute to, like, my heritage.
00:32:41I'm going to have braids all over my body.
00:32:43Being proud of, like, the hair that I have as, you know, a black queen.
00:32:47Your hair is your identity.
00:32:48I am not even going to use that lightly.
00:32:50My hair is my image.
00:32:52My hair is my blackness.
00:32:53To love the hair that I have, obviously, growing up in the Caribbean,
00:32:57it did take me a while to just be, like, this is who I am.
00:33:01Growing up, I had a really religious family.
00:33:03They just told me, if you want to look presentable,
00:33:06you can't have long hair, you can't have dreads.
00:33:08Your hair needs to have waves.
00:33:09And I just felt I was going through an emotional and physical battle
00:33:13with the genes I was given.
00:33:15So basically, in a black community, you have waves.
00:33:18If you brush it and you add styling gel and eco-gel and all these other things.
00:33:22And I remember, like, trying everything to make the texture of my hair look different.
00:33:25Adding so many chemicals to it, I almost lost all my hair.
00:33:29And it's just ridiculous that we're putting ourselves through this
00:33:31so that we can be presentable.
00:33:33I still have a long way to go.
00:33:34And I've lied about my hair so much times.
00:33:36Like, the wig I wear in the workroom all the time.
00:33:38It's a wig, right?
00:33:39Yeah, it's a wig.
00:33:40And, like, obviously there's that insecurity in me who grew up thinking,
00:33:43you know, I'm never good enough already.
00:33:44So, like, my hair's the last thing I want to be worrying about.
00:33:47Like, hair for me, because obviously I have no hair now.
00:33:50When I was younger, I had beautiful, thick, like, auburn hair.
00:33:54I loved my hair more than anything itself.
00:33:56And I had meningitis when I was, like, 18.
00:33:59I was very sick for a number of weeks.
00:34:01I was in intensive care.
00:34:03And one of the things that never fully recovered was my hair.
00:34:06It was always an insecurity for me.
00:34:09It just got thinner and thinner and thinner progressively.
00:34:12It was shattering to me to think,
00:34:15oh, God, this is something I'm going to lose.
00:34:17But then when I shaved it, honestly, liberation.
00:34:21It was the best decision I ever made.
00:34:24Having no hair is actually now incredibly important to my sense of identity.
00:34:30It makes me feel a little bit more than human.
00:34:32I don't think I've ever seen you with any hair on your head.
00:34:35I mean, I wasn't as beautiful as I am now.
00:34:38But, you know, I was fairly up there.
00:34:42It actually has become that way that I bring that little element of drag confidence into my life.
00:34:47What's strange is that sometimes the conformity we break is what makes us stand out.
00:34:51So that's why it's so nice to see Baby and you doing, like, real bold, black-inspired hair for the
00:34:58runway.
00:34:59This runway really means a lot to me because I want to give, like, I am black.
00:35:04This is me, and I'm not ashamed of that.
00:35:07That's more than just about your aesthetic.
00:35:09That's you placing your history on your body.
00:35:11That's you telling your story through becoming this amazing spectacle.
00:35:14And that is drag.
00:35:17That is drag.
00:35:18Right?
00:35:18Yeah.
00:35:19I love it.
00:35:23Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
00:35:27Her claws are out tonight.
00:35:29It's Michelle Visage.
00:35:31Who, me?
00:35:31I'm just a little pussycat.
00:35:36The super-spexy Alan Carr.
00:35:39Now, Alan, I've got news about the Caddy Man Show.
00:35:42Is it good news or bad news?
00:35:44Oh, no, it is good news.
00:35:46Yes, definitely good news.
00:35:48The show's been cancelled.
00:35:51Thank God, I thought I'd never work again.
00:35:54And the sensational Alison Hammond.
00:35:57Welcome.
00:35:58Babes, I am so excited.
00:35:59I'm so excited for you to give me that dress after.
00:36:02Oh, it'll cost you.
00:36:05This week we challenged our queens to improv for their nine lives.
00:36:09Tonight on the runway, category is the main event.
00:36:14Love your hair.
00:36:15Hope you win.
00:36:18Racers, start your engines.
00:36:20And may the best drag queen win.
00:36:23Can you feel the love?
00:36:25Up first, Danny Beard.
00:36:30Anyone else fancy a McDonald's?
00:36:35I am serving you a hairy 80s icon realness thing.
00:36:41I think she's off to see the frizzard.
00:36:45I've got my little dog, Dogina De Campo.
00:36:48A red wig and a silver lead.
00:36:50I do think.
00:36:52Hair today, gone tomorrow.
00:36:56Alison Hammond is looking me in the eye.
00:36:59She is laughing.
00:37:00She is smiling.
00:37:01She can see a television star emerging.
00:37:08Up next, Cheddar.
00:37:09Gorgeous.
00:37:10It's a back alley cat.
00:37:13I am embodying the Cheshire cat.
00:37:17It's not just a great hair day.
00:37:19It's a great fur day.
00:37:21Oh, yes.
00:37:22Check it off, babes.
00:37:23Oh, wait.
00:37:26Uh-oh.
00:37:27Oh, what's wrong?
00:37:30Oh, it's a fur ball.
00:37:31It's the same color.
00:37:34Well, Michelle, I owe you five bucks.
00:37:36She does have a gag reflex.
00:37:38Hold ya.
00:37:39There's nothing spayed about this pussy.
00:37:43Up next, Pixie Polite.
00:37:47This reminds me of that famous painting.
00:37:49What's it called?
00:37:50Oh, Penis de Milo.
00:37:51Yes.
00:37:51I am giving you the birth of Venus with her iconic auburn hair.
00:37:57Oh, she's a pearl.
00:37:59I really wanted to go from disgusting, weird old lady in the challenge and then go completely
00:38:06the other end and give you absolute glamour and beauty.
00:38:09And I think I'm tanning it.
00:38:11She's got it.
00:38:12Yeah, baby.
00:38:13She's got it.
00:38:16Dakota Schiffer.
00:38:19Babes, you're crimping my style.
00:38:22I am giving you a curtain tussle fantasy.
00:38:25I'm serving you Moschino, Galliano, Grandma.
00:38:28It's more like Planet of the Dreads.
00:38:31It's curtain call for the other girls.
00:38:34Pull yourself together.
00:38:39Up next, baby.
00:38:41Oh, fire.
00:38:44I am serving a Grace Jones-inspired cage dress made entirely out of dread.
00:38:52Don't get it twisted.
00:38:55I am giving black hair, black culture, black beauty.
00:39:00Beauty is such a proud moment for me.
00:39:04Oh, cheeky.
00:39:07Up next, my fill.
00:39:09No split ends here.
00:39:11Well, maybe a two.
00:39:12I am serving you an outfit made from all the hair from my bathroom plug holes and any dregs
00:39:18that I can pull out of those clumps.
00:39:20Well, Rue, he tried to tease it but only pissed it off.
00:39:25Oh.
00:39:26Oh.
00:39:27I can see eyes are popping.
00:39:29I can see Allison glowing and they're eating this up.
00:39:33Every swish of my hair is another happy face.
00:39:36For the town's best blowy, go to Phil.
00:39:42Up next, black pepper.
00:39:45I said flat-chested, not flat-chested.
00:39:50I am serving you braided sculpted hair from the darkest braids straight down to the blondes.
00:39:56I think I saw her in the Brady Bunch.
00:40:02I wanted to give you empress.
00:40:04I wanted to give you goddess.
00:40:05I wanted to give you bow down to me right now because I am so stunning and that's why
00:40:09you have to bow down to me.
00:40:11Platts Entertainment.
00:40:15Up next, minty drop.
00:40:18Rue, you know what her favourite sport is?
00:40:20No, what?
00:40:21Cricket!
00:40:24The inspiration behind my look came from seeing a moth eating all my clothes up in the corner
00:40:29in my room and I thought, you're quite gorgeous.
00:40:32I'm going to turn you into a look.
00:40:34That hair is amazing.
00:40:35I just want to grab hold of them little ponies and ride it.
00:40:40I'm feeling super, super confident that the judges are going to eat this up.
00:40:46They're going to adore the couture, me amour.
00:40:48Looking great from a head to a mosquito.
00:40:53John Burr's blonde.
00:40:54My look is inspired by the great Rian Spencer, who was Princess Diana's stepmother, always
00:40:59had her hair to high heavens.
00:41:01Roots, the chic one.
00:41:04So I'm coming down the runway in my big fur coat and then I drop it and they're expecting
00:41:08no knickers.
00:41:09Surprise, fur knickers.
00:41:12Oh.
00:41:12Oh.
00:41:14Pear bikini.
00:41:15Love that.
00:41:16I'm feeling very itchy in my look.
00:41:18Somebody pass the scratching pole.
00:41:19Is that Raquel Swelch?
00:41:26Welcome, ladies.
00:41:28Based on your performances in the challenge and your runway presentations, made some decisions.
00:41:39When I call your name, please step forward.
00:41:42Dakota Schiffer.
00:41:45Black Pepper.
00:41:47John Burr's blonde.
00:41:52Ladies, you are all safe.
00:41:57And you may leave the stage.
00:42:04Ladykins, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
00:42:08Now it's time for the judges' boutiques.
00:42:11Starting with Cheddar Gorgeous.
00:42:14Curiosity had to lead the whole thing off.
00:42:17And in the beginning, I thought, uh-oh, is she overthinking this?
00:42:20But I thought you gave a lot to the character and you went for it.
00:42:24Every time I asked you something, you had an answer for it.
00:42:28They never found a body or any evidence.
00:42:30Because you had your back story sorted.
00:42:33So well done.
00:42:34When you came out here today, you made love to that stage.
00:42:37I wasn't feeling it.
00:42:38The third ball loved it.
00:42:40Babes, you are perfect.
00:42:45Thank you, Cheddar.
00:42:47Up next, old Danny Beard.
00:42:50From the moment you walked out as Mystic Mog, I was fully invested.
00:42:57You didn't miss a beat, Danny.
00:42:59Sorry to hear that.
00:43:00No, don't be sorry, Alan.
00:43:01It's a good story.
00:43:02And I loved every second of it.
00:43:04What a pleasure it was to work with you.
00:43:07I absolutely loved it.
00:43:08We've got this very weird British tradition of having psychics on the telly.
00:43:11Where you'll be talking and go, not now, love, not now, love.
00:43:14You know, and people don't even question it.
00:43:17It was so funny and totally recognisable.
00:43:21I was so impressed.
00:43:22Oh, Danny, a real talent, natural comedy.
00:43:25This outfit tonight, that is so up my street.
00:43:28The nails, babes.
00:43:29I'm a bit embarrassed about my nails today because you are literally giving me a run for my money.
00:43:33Smashed it.
00:43:34You were hilarious.
00:43:36You were listening.
00:43:37You were finding the places to put your jokes.
00:43:40I wouldn't have changed a thing about what you did.
00:43:44Honestly, to hear you say that, like, I'm shocked.
00:43:49So, yeah, thank you.
00:43:50I don't know why it's so emotional.
00:43:51For fuck's sake, I'm always crying.
00:43:54God, get it together, girl.
00:43:57I loved it.
00:43:58We loved it, too.
00:44:02Up next, Venus on the Half Shell, Pixie Polite.
00:44:06When you came out as Katrina, you appeared to be a John Waters character, which I love straight away.
00:44:11That one bad wig into another.
00:44:14Oh, no!
00:44:16You're charming to watch.
00:44:19You know, the standard was set so high for what is Pixie going to do.
00:44:22And you came and you delivered.
00:44:25I'm going to say three words.
00:44:27The new sugar babe.
00:44:33Tonight, you just look so stunning.
00:44:37You really light up that runway.
00:44:39You've really got something special.
00:44:42You look just beautiful.
00:44:45This is quite a departure.
00:44:47And it's the right time to show that versatility in this competition.
00:44:51Did you have your makeup artist come in and do your face tonight?
00:44:54Yeah, I borrowed your team of 50, Ruth.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:45:01Thank you, though.
00:45:03It means the absolute world.
00:45:04Thank you, Pixie.
00:45:05Thank you so much.
00:45:08All right, up next, baby.
00:45:09Hi, baby.
00:45:10Hi, Ellen.
00:45:11Now, listen, I know you were nervous when you came out, but boy, did we give you a storyline
00:45:15to play with.
00:45:16So, if you were nervous, can you imagine how amazing you'd be if you were confident?
00:45:20I thought you had some moments that were okay.
00:45:23Cambodia.
00:45:24But all in all, it kind of fell flat and was one note.
00:45:28Tonight, you look incredible.
00:45:31You've got dreadlocks.
00:45:32Dreadlocks are really strong, powerful.
00:45:34And that's what I see standing in front of me, someone strong, powerful.
00:45:38I think the idea of this outfit is good.
00:45:40It could be better, though.
00:45:41And again, I'm going to echo what Michelle said.
00:45:43Your character, it was really just one note.
00:45:46Moving forward, it is all about understanding what your objective is.
00:45:51Tell me, in this competition, what is your objective?
00:45:54My objective is just to grow as much as possible.
00:45:57Like, I know I haven't been doing drag forever.
00:45:58I just want to learn, try to take everything on as much as I can.
00:46:02Well, this is not really a school, you know.
00:46:04I need you girls to come prepared.
00:46:06We're looking for the UK's next drag superstar.
00:46:09And then, in the process, we can draw more out of you.
00:46:13All right, thank you.
00:46:15Up next, LaFille.
00:46:17I thought your doctor fell a bit flat.
00:46:20There was glimpses there of funny stuff, so I smiled, but I really wanted a laugh.
00:46:25There were built-ins with this character.
00:46:28And I felt like it was the same kind of, oh, I'm playing a doctor kind of thing throughout.
00:46:33A tongue-space continuum.
00:46:35I think with everything, you've got to have light and shade.
00:46:38And I think you did bring the shade.
00:46:39Can't all be hilariously funny.
00:46:41For me, the fact that I believed you was a doctor, you smashed it for me.
00:46:45Wow, this runway look.
00:46:47They're all sink drainers capturing the hair of my flatmates and me.
00:46:51I think you live with a load of yetis, don't you?
00:46:54Now, the thought you put into this dress is amazing.
00:46:58That's what you needed to put into this character.
00:47:01And you've got to put that into everything you do in this competition.
00:47:04Otherwise, you'll be overshadowed.
00:47:06And I'm afraid that that's what happened tonight.
00:47:09All right, thank you.
00:47:11All right, up next, Cementi Draw.
00:47:14Katty Fisher.
00:47:15It's like you came out, you showed your face, and then you were gone.
00:47:18Yeah.
00:47:19And that made me really sad because it was a great platform for you to have fun.
00:47:23I completely understand.
00:47:24I felt myself sort of mentally check out after watching the other two performances.
00:47:28And then I sort of came out and I was like, oh, shit, what do I do?
00:47:32All you've got to remember, babes, if there's only one of you, no one, everyone else is taken.
00:47:37You've just got to own your shit.
00:47:39Be in that moment.
00:47:40When you were twerking so unenthusiastically, it was funny.
00:47:47But then I sort of realized, oh, that's not the character.
00:47:52You just don't want to be there.
00:47:54So I was like, oh, okay.
00:47:56Listen, can you imagine if you made that character as clever and as witty as that outfit there?
00:48:03Yeah.
00:48:03You'd blow everyone's mind.
00:48:05Tonight was not a good night for you, but you look fantastic.
00:48:09It's absolutely outrageous.
00:48:11I was going for Mothi Kendall, Mothi Kendall.
00:48:14Oh, Mothi Kendall.
00:48:14You're from the house of Kendall?
00:48:16Yeah, house of Mothi Kendall.
00:48:17Can you do the thing for me?
00:48:21That's a lot better.
00:48:23That'll be in the promo.
00:48:25Well, thank you, ladies.
00:48:27I think we've heard enough.
00:48:28While you untuck in the workroom, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:48:32You may leave the stage.
00:48:35I am so relieved.
00:48:38I don't think anyone expected me to do well at this challenge.
00:48:41When Ru said safe, the relief I felt.
00:48:45Yeah.
00:48:45I mean, I'm not going to lie.
00:48:46I did actually kind of want to be in the top because obviously I was safe and then bottom,
00:48:50bottom.
00:48:51I know I'm safe.
00:48:51Apparently I'm a safe bottom.
00:48:53Go on, go on for everyone.
00:49:04I am desperate to hear what they said.
00:49:07How were your first critiques, Stenny?
00:49:11Weirdly emotional.
00:49:12Ru said I was a comedy legend and they wouldn't change a thing.
00:49:16That's incredible.
00:49:17That is amazing, babe.
00:49:19You should be so proud of yourself.
00:49:20You're the energy in the room.
00:49:21Thank you, I am.
00:49:22I've been waiting a long time to be on this show.
00:49:24And I never thought someone like me would be on here.
00:49:28Like, I'm not a Ru girl.
00:49:29Like, look at me.
00:49:31So to hear RuPaul say those things, like, it means a lot to me.
00:49:35Drag means a lot to me.
00:49:36It's literally my whole life.
00:49:38Sorry to cry.
00:49:39Like, I'm fucking, if I'm fucking safe, I cry.
00:49:43If I'm fucking in the top, I cry.
00:49:46Pixie, how about you?
00:49:47You look so amazing.
00:49:50Ru really praised me for my makeup, which is something I was not expecting.
00:49:53Or, like, even thought, like, coming into this.
00:49:57I find it really hard to love myself and how I look and my body.
00:50:01It's just really nice to feel beautiful for, like, maybe the, like, properly for the first time
00:50:09and actually believe it because it's coming from these people.
00:50:15Because you know what, Pixie, you were amazing.
00:50:19Yeah.
00:50:19I was so grateful for you.
00:50:21But Danny, Danny Beard, you, you were amazing.
00:50:29You were amazing.
00:50:30And it's, honestly, like, it was really good to watch.
00:50:33Like, I loved it.
00:50:35And just, it's just so there.
00:50:37Hello?
00:50:39Am I?
00:50:40Hello?
00:50:41That character was just perfect.
00:50:45Am I not also in the top?
00:50:47What's happening?
00:50:48Hello?
00:50:48Yeah.
00:50:49Well, Ru specifically did say to me, actually, it's a good time to be coming out through the pack.
00:50:54Yeah.
00:50:55Yeah, she said something like, you smell of shit, though.
00:50:59And what about the other critiques?
00:51:01By the time it got to me, it was basically that it came across that I was unprepared.
00:51:05Because you're not an unprepared person.
00:51:06Yeah, exactly.
00:51:06I know you personally.
00:51:07But I feel like, yeah, tonight I will be lip syncing, so.
00:51:10How's Minty?
00:51:10How do you feel?
00:51:11They were obsessed with your looks.
00:51:12They were literally gagged over my look.
00:51:15And, to be fair, so am I.
00:51:16They should have been.
00:51:18My performance was a load of cat shy.
00:51:21But my look on the runway was literally the best of the night.
00:51:26Is it 50% of the mark?
00:51:28I don't know!
00:51:29This look is impeccable.
00:51:31But I think you, it sounds, I don't want to phrase it.
00:51:36You think I'm lip syncing it?
00:51:36I think you were the worst yesterday.
00:51:38Yeah, that's fine.
00:51:39I think this look saves Minty, I'm not going to lie.
00:51:42I mean, I fucking hope it saved me.
00:51:44I mean, jeez louise.
00:51:46Baby, what's going on, girl?
00:51:47You've not said much.
00:51:50There's a lot going through my head right now.
00:51:52Because, obviously, last week, I was there on stage,
00:51:54but getting amazing critiques about how fucking talented I am.
00:51:58And this week, it's just like, just look at me better.
00:52:00They're pushing you, bitch.
00:52:02They want to see more from you.
00:52:03They like you.
00:52:04And, obviously, when she asks me what I'm trying to do in this competition,
00:52:07I'm trying to give a really political, polite answer.
00:52:10Maybe they were looking for what you want from it.
00:52:13But I think you give them an answer that you thought they wanted to hear.
00:52:15I did.
00:52:16But, obviously, like, I do have anxiety.
00:52:17Like, I've lived a whole life before I came here.
00:52:19Do you get what I mean?
00:52:20So, obviously, me saying that in that way to give them what they want
00:52:23is a reflection of my own trauma that I've been through.
00:52:26I've always had, like, a weird relationship with, like, authority figures.
00:52:29So, having that kind of tone, I revert back to, like, ten-year-old me,
00:52:34and I'm like, uh, trying to just say the right thing so I don't get in trouble.
00:52:38I'm so sad.
00:52:39Both my teammates.
00:52:40No, but, like, for me, like, at the end of the day,
00:52:42this is what we signed up for.
00:52:43But it's so funny.
00:52:43This is my first time, like, actually being worried about being in the bottom.
00:52:45I'm like, oh, shit.
00:52:46You know what, though?
00:52:47If it is you two, I think we are in for a show tonight.
00:52:51Smitty, if it's you, you better make sure those things waddle on your head.
00:52:55Bitch, if it's me, I'm going to absolutely fight to the last nail.
00:52:59I'm not going nowhere.
00:53:02The Manchester's in the house.
00:53:04The Manchester mannequin.
00:53:06All right, now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
00:53:10Cheddar Gorgeous.
00:53:11Once she realized this wasn't, like, the actor's studio,
00:53:13she started giving into it, and I really enjoyed it.
00:53:18I just thought she was on point with regards to her character.
00:53:21She had everyone's back.
00:53:23She was funny.
00:53:24And on the runway, as always with Cheddar, we got something extra.
00:53:27We got a regurgitated furball.
00:53:30I could have used a few more jokes in her improv,
00:53:33but on the runway, she's always, always fabulous.
00:53:37All right, up next, Danny Beard.
00:53:39I'm going to go out there and say that Danny Beard
00:53:41was the highlight of Caddy Man for me.
00:53:43It's like good tennis.
00:53:44You hit the ball to him, and he hit it straight back
00:53:46with something even funnier.
00:53:47On the runway, it was like Tina Turner had arrived,
00:53:50had hair on the arms.
00:53:51I loved it.
00:53:52It was like Tina Turner and King Kong had a baby.
00:53:55Exactly.
00:53:56The moment Danny turned that corner on Caddy Man,
00:54:00brilliant, very good night for Danny Beard.
00:54:03All right, Pixie Polite.
00:54:05From the beginning, you can kind of see her
00:54:07almost be in people's shadow,
00:54:08and I thought tonight she took the main stage.
00:54:10On the runway, it was just perfect.
00:54:13You could kind of see her coming to her own.
00:54:15Oh, it's just so beautiful to watch.
00:54:17Showed off that lovely body.
00:54:18I love the pearls, but disappointed with the empty clam.
00:54:22There, I've said it.
00:54:23And the makeup.
00:54:24My goodness.
00:54:25I mean, I've seen pictures of her before.
00:54:27It was not this.
00:54:28I'll tell you that.
00:54:30All right, let's move on down to Baby.
00:54:32So Baby, for me, she was really trying to go for it.
00:54:35I think the problem was she didn't know what she was going for
00:54:38and therefore couldn't achieve it.
00:54:40She didn't have much character depth,
00:54:42but boy, did she throw her heart and soul into it.
00:54:44So that has to be commended.
00:54:45As for the catwalk, I loved the dreadlocks.
00:54:48It was powerful.
00:54:49It was strong.
00:54:49I just think that her outfit needed to be elevated,
00:54:52as did her improvisation.
00:54:55All right, let's talk about LaFille.
00:54:56LaFille's performance as a doctor was flat.
00:54:59In some ways, I wanted to get the defibrillators out
00:55:01and try and put some life into the performance.
00:55:05As for the runway, we wanted hair.
00:55:07He gave us hair.
00:55:08I love the drain plugs.
00:55:10I love the story that he told.
00:55:12So brilliant.
00:55:13It was so prepared for this.
00:55:15That's why I equated putting this outfit together
00:55:17with putting together the doctor.
00:55:19This was not funny.
00:55:21So let's move on to Sminty Drop.
00:55:23A real show of two halves for me.
00:55:25Really disappointing in Catty Man,
00:55:27but wow, what a runway look.
00:55:28We know she's always going to present on this runway.
00:55:31An immaculate conception.
00:55:34And that's what it was tonight.
00:55:36So stunning.
00:55:37And I'm just sad that Catty Man went so badly wrong for her, really.
00:55:41There's so many things she could have done.
00:55:43We know that she understands how to fully realize something
00:55:47because we got to see this outfit on the runway,
00:55:49which was absolutely gorgeous.
00:55:51All right, silence.
00:55:53I've made my decision.
00:55:54Bring back my girls.
00:55:56Welcome back, ladies.
00:55:58I've made some decisions.
00:56:05You may join the other girls.
00:56:17Danny Beard.
00:56:19In the challenge,
00:56:20you tickled all our bellies.
00:56:24Congratulations.
00:56:25You are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:56:27Yes.
00:56:31And you've earned a coveted Rue Peter badge.
00:56:40You may join the other girls.
00:56:42Thank you, everyone.
00:56:43I am chuffed to bits.
00:56:45This has opened the door now.
00:56:47Buckle up.
00:56:48Call the fire brigade
00:56:49because Danny Beard is about to set this workroom on fire.
00:56:55Well done.
00:56:56Pixie Polite.
00:56:58You are safe.
00:57:00Thank you very much.
00:57:02You may join the other girls.
00:57:10Baby.
00:57:12Your runway was bold,
00:57:15but your performance left us cold.
00:57:20LaFille.
00:57:21Your runway gave us life,
00:57:24but your doctor flatlined.
00:57:28Sminty Drop.
00:57:30On the runway,
00:57:32you drew us in like a moth to a flame,
00:57:34but in the challenge,
00:57:36you got burned.
00:57:43LaFille.
00:57:47You are safe.
00:57:54You may join the other girls.
00:57:56Thanks, Miss.
00:58:03Baby and Sminty Drop.
00:58:05I'm sorry, my dears,
00:58:06but you are both up for elimination.
00:58:09Once that track starts,
00:58:11I know that it's game on.
00:58:13And this may not be school,
00:58:14but class is going to be on session on that stage.
00:58:16I'll tell you that for free.
00:58:18Two queens stand before me.
00:58:23I've consulted with the judges,
00:58:25but the final decision is mine to make.
00:58:28Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me
00:58:33and save yourself from elimination.
00:58:38The time has come
00:58:41for you to lip-sync
00:58:43for your life.
00:58:50I do not want to go home
00:58:52in this amazing outfit.
00:58:54Put your hands up
00:58:55because this is a robbery.
00:58:58Ladies,
00:58:59good luck
00:58:59and don't
00:59:01fuck it up.
00:59:03Take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take.
00:59:07Take, take, take, take, leave us only please believe us.
00:59:11We ain't ever gonna be respectable.
00:59:14It's our occupation.
00:59:16We're a dancing nation.
00:59:18We keep the pressure on every night.
00:59:22Explanations are complications.
00:59:25We don't need to know the way or why.
00:59:28Wow.
01:00:12We don't need to know the way or why.
01:00:39We don't need to know the way or why.
01:00:54We don't need to know the way or why.
01:00:58We don't need to know the way or why.
01:01:00We don't need to know the way or why.
01:01:02Ladies, I've made my decision.
01:01:10Baby!
01:01:12Shantae, you stay.
01:01:17You may join the other girls.
01:01:32Shantae, you are fabulous.
01:01:38Now, sashay away.
01:01:41Thank you so much for having me.
01:01:43I'll never forget it.
01:01:46You're starving.
01:01:48I love you, Smenteesha.
01:01:49We love you, Smenteesha.
01:01:51We're amazing.
01:01:58We love you, Smenteesha.
01:02:12We love you, Smenteesha.
01:02:21We love you.
01:02:22This did not match up to my fantasy, but you know what?
01:02:26I left looking this good.
01:02:29Honestly, just happy that I've met a bunch of sisters that I can call family.
01:02:33They are...
01:02:34Oh, God.
01:02:35I'm going to cry again.
01:02:41They're literally the best bunch of people I've ever met.
01:02:54Condragulations, ladies.
01:02:55Now, remember, if you can't love yourself out in the hell, you're going to love somebody else.
01:02:59Can I get an amen up in here?
01:03:00Amen.
01:03:01All right.
01:03:02Now, let the music play.